/heem/ thicc edition

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rory

This is the thread.

Yep

tko (pattycake)

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Conor would permaheem Tyrone

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right here

Conor vs Nate 2 should have been stopped because Nates retarded little flurries were as damaging as Maxes

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why does /heem/ attract autistic males?

>>76345963

I must have missed the part where Nate had Conor in back mount and punched him in the head 30 times while Conor didn't do anything

what is up with this and/or mma loser

>>76345993
End of round 2 and 3 buddy

initiate the webms

>>76346011
Nope, that's the first fight.

>>76346002
it's the same spamming autist as usual this is just his newest way to try to force /mma/ into existence

Have you apologised to Max yet /heem/?

Where's that Disneyland poster

>>76345991
Reminder: Rowdy Ronda is a nerd.

>>76346011

>made me rewatch

You fucker

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>>76346079
It happened, Conor was leaned helplessly against the cage instead of being on the mat but the position shouldn't matter. Conor wasn't defending the slaps

>>76346111

Conor was in bad positions but never for an extended period of time. Nate had what, 5 seconds at most of unanswered strikes? Compare that to Aldo who was getting punched without doing anything in return for 30+ seconds. If Aldo was truly completely fine and able to turn things around and defend himself, then why didn't he do that instead of letting Max hit him unanswered while begging the ref not to stop the fight?

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reminder

>>76346259
wow you really forget how many Hue champs got btfo

>>76346259
why heem hate BRs that much?

>>76346303
Isn't Nunes the only current one now?

>>76346387
watch any event that takes place in brazil

Maia won the decision

Masvidal won the fight

>>76346420
last night was rly good event

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>>76346387
hmmm I wonder why

>>76346443
it's not about the event it's about brazilian fans being butthurt autists

why does big john have to be such a party pooper i wanted to see aldo get perma-heemed

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The finish

>>76346057

I gave props to max, and actually thought he might heem Aldo, but I'm not going to apologize for the Disneyland thing

Calling out Aldo, then saying he couldn't agree to fight because he had plans at Disneyland, then accusing Aldo of ducking was stupid. Him winning doesn't change that. That being said I like max, other than that cringey trash talk.

>>76346259
You gotta add Shogin vs Jones

well i'll give a time of MMA all my boy got BTFO
Weidman
Aldo
Jacare
JDS
Dominick cruz

Maia and DC prob will get their ass kicked too

>>76346558

Same, all my boys are currently btfo. Shitty feeling.

Did Aldo's coach say what their plans are next? I want to read that interview but don't understand it. Are Brazilians still supporting Aldo or are they done with him now?

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Remember Jamie?

She did MMA.

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>>76346518
I've watched like every K-1 match ten times.

There is some sort of magic in it you can't find nowhere these days.

>>76346597
give me the link i can translate some

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>>76346605
For sure, it was a time when the best strikers in the world were all fighting each other often

>>76346609


http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2017/06/dede-discorda-de-jose-aldo-e-acredita-que-arbitro-agiu-certo-em-parar-luta.html

>>76346676
Prime hoost was a machine

>>76346679
he said that aldo doesn't agree with the stoppage of the fight but he do agree that was a good stoppage and he said aldo could not recover on the 4th round

Why doesn't MMA have an unprecedented GOAT like like other sports do? Football has Messi. Basketball has Michael Jordan. Tennis has Nadal. American Football has Tom Brady. Baseball has Babe Ruth. Boxing has Muhammad Ali.

MMA hasn't got shit. Just some fools that come and go.

Seeing Holloway pace around the Octagon as the lights went out and Aldo's music hit got me hype af desu

>>76346740
Cody will rise to the occasion, don't worry.

>>76346740
Jon Jones brah

>>76346740
It is a young sport.
Even then there are GOAT's in consideration like Silva, GSP, Jones, you're kind of full of shit

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>>76346740

>>76346766
0 (zero) title defenses

>>76346740
Players blame their losses on their team.

>>76346718
and he said that aldo will agree with the stoppage when he watch the video.
Dede said that aldo made some mistakes on the feet like aldo was with the left hand down all the time and he didnt use hes low kick and take downs that they trained on the camp

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>>76346740
Jones 2bh

and he said that aldo didnt kick bc of the risk of Aldo kicking and falling behind

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Like him or not

You must respect him

>>76346387
brazilian fans are fucking annoying that's why.

>>76346793

Did he say what Aldo's plans are? Like retire, move to lightweight, etc

>>76346679
about the next step for aldo he said that they will not take any decision and is time for calm

>>76346820
The Lu Bu of MMA

Max Holloway went to Brazil and did it

>>76346820
people who don't like jones are sanctimonious, judgmental faggots who think their shit doesn't stink. i can't wait to gorge myself in their tears this july.

>>76346841

I wonder what that means

Do Brazilians still respect him?

>>76346759
>>76346799
The only issue is that if he loses to Daniel, everyone will shit on him and label him as a phony just like they did with Aldo.

>>76346874
>he actually thinks Double Cheeseburger isn't permashook over based Jonny Bones and won't get SLAPPED and TAPPED at 214
lmaoing at u rn my dearest amigo

>>76346825
and he said that max will prob fight frankie and if frankie won aldo could fight for the belt again soon but now is time for rest the body and mind

>>76346852
Jon Jones is a sociopath

>>76346865
to be honest i always like aldo but aldo is not that popular compared to AS,Vitor,Big nog,JDS

>>76346919
who gives a fuck, he's still the best unarmed physical combatant that ever lived

>>76346932
Because he's small?

>>76346932

I find that strange because Aldo has always been so loyal to his country, and was way more dominant than all those guys except silva

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>>76346940
This

Even with no rules I'm pretty sure Jon Jones could kill every person who has ever lived in unarmed combat

>>76346940
PEDs are weapons

>>76346945
i dont think so, prob bc he never seen on tv and hes to quiet but this last 2 years he popularity has been growing bc of the movie was a sucess and hes on tv sometimes now

>>76346940
You think he would beat prime Fedor?

who going to ufc 214 to see jonny goat jones tickets on sale this wednesday

>>76346980
dude Bigfoot silva westlefuck him
DC and Jones could beat fedor with ease

>>76346940
he arguably lost against gustaffson, and that was pre-USADA.

if they were to fight again tomorrow, gustaffson would destory jones.

>>76347008
that was party Jones

>>76347001
>prime

He was half of what he was after he lost to Werdum.

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>>76346718
He was definitely the top dog in the 90's-early 2000's golden age

That fact that he Lost to Dad bod Cikatic and Bob Sapp twice but beat every other Kickboxing legend decisively baffles me

>>76346980
Timothy Johnson would KO Jones.

>>76346846

That dudes chin is something else. Those shots he took would have knocked out any ranked featherweight (except frankie)

>>76346940
>who gives a fuck

I do. I am a liberator of the mind and the soul.

>>76347008
>he arguably lost against gustaffson
lol no he didn't. he won that, albeit in unimpressive fashion. he also didn't train and was partying nonstop before that fight.

>and that was pre-USADA
so you're one of those people who just decides things that they want to believe are facts? everybody wants to mention usada except when talking about how they investigated his case and corroborated his story.

>>76347101
you sound like a bitch ass DORK

>>76347106
bitch ass dorks btfo

>>76347102
>he also didnt train and was partying nonstop

Do you also believe he was "addicted" to weed?

/r/ing webm of Gastelum heeming Kennedy

Looks similar to how Holloway dropped Aldo

>>76347106
I think you'd be surprised.

>>76347053
Sapp was dirty as fuck, he easily could have been disqualified in their first fight. He was perhaps a bit unlucky with the stoppage the second time around, but it is kind of hilarious that one of the GOAT kickboxers is 0-2 against the big galoot.

I've never seen his fights with Cikatic, I'll have to check those out.

>>76347053
The bob Sapp stoppages were rigged if I remember right.

>>76347125
i don't get what point you're trying to make. it's common knowledge that jones got cocky and started partying too much to the point that people close to him have talked about how they felt disappointed and cheated by his shit work ethic.

your post doesn't make any sense to me.

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>>76347126

>>76347185
>i dont get what point your'e trying to make

That Jon is a pathological liar. He's made so many obviously bullshit excuses as to why he acted the way he did and what not. He blamed all his past troubles on his addiction to weed and claims to be a very religious man that doesn't do certain things because it's against his religion.

He's a bullshitting liar.

>>76347102
>so you're one of those people who just decides things that they want to believe are facts? everybody wants to mention usada except when talking about how they investigated his case and corroborated his story.

Do you also believe that USADA is foolproof and has never mistakenly deemed a fighter clean? Only to later redact that assertion?

>>76346846
that's what kangz do

>>76346959
Especially with no rules. He has the perfect dirty fighting style. Eyepokes and kicks to the knee joint for days

>>76347209
again, his family and training partners are the reason this stuff is known. and i don't give a shit if he lies to the media about his personal problems which are non of anybody fucking business to begin with. what is he, my husband? why should i give a fuck one way or another if he's honest?

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how does this happen?

>>76347207
Grapplers are getting BTFO left and right this year

>>76347209
You sound like an underage dork

Lads I can't stop seeing Max as a prospect

He's literally #1 in the division and the feeling hasn't gone away. Is it just because Aldo reigned that division for so long?

>>76347259
deal with it

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>>76347256
Now you mention it

>>76347008
This is what r/mma losers actually believe

>>76347224
nobody's foolproof, but am i going to use that to say fuck the investigation just to so i could peddle my own narrative and pretend like my "haven't investigated a single thing in my life" ass is foolproof? no.

>>76347256
i remember on /asp/ people saying UFC has a bias toward grapplers which is why we never see kung fu and other strikers

>>76347274
I love it

Grapplers are scum who make MMA unwatchable

>>76347284
>i remember on /asp/
This better have been pre mandrama
The mandrama guys know very little about MMA

>>76347284
If MMA was no gloves (as it should be) we'd definitely see some Kung Fu style striking

Jon Jones and his brother both failed PED tests......

Jones is a born loser, he is wired like a woman, lies all the time

>>76347300
How is he a born loser if he's never lost?

>>76347245
what fighter?

>>76347259

Him losing the first two rounds against Aldo certainly doesn't help but that says more about Aldo's skill than max's lack of it. The dudes legit and has a ridiculous chin.

>>76347259
you're just getting old m8

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>>76347207
>>76347256
Speaking of grapplers, you're literally all sleeping on BOY for the Gastelum fight.

He might be on a skid, but he's still a top tier wrestler and legit Middleweight. Gastelum is small, and was getting controlled by Kennedy before he gassed out. Weidman on the other hand can control Gastelum and probably keep him down, through size and technique. He has a notable advantage headed into the fight I think and I expect him to win.
Gastelum has good striking, but Weidman isn't a complete slouch either and I don't see a repeat of Kennedy happening here

>>76347242
He comes off as a psychopathic piece of shit. That doesn't mean I don't think he's a great fighter. He's just a repugnant piece of shit

What do you care that I care?

>>76347336
Did you even watch his last fight? He fucking gassed halfway through the second and was nearly finished before he tried to game the system.

Gastelum is a much better wrestler that Mousasi and more technical with his striking. He'd pick him apart in the third round just like Whittaker did to Cuckare.

>>76347354
We get it. You're a friendless dweeb who doesn't get invited to parties. No one cares that Jones makes you feel insecure

>>76347378
It's gonna be a repeat of the Kennedy fight more likely. Weidman's gonna get some takedowns and work Gastelum on the ground early on but then Weidman will slow down. Gastelum will do better at scrambling and slowly stuff the takedowns then flush Weidman down queer street into the porcelain schaub receptacle

>>76347313
You are just an absolute fucking idiot aren't you?

How is a drug addict who has cut himself off from making money twice while negating his wife and home life to be such a boring loser he literally has to buy friends with booze and drugs a born loser?

>>76346601
Did she get punched and turned retarded

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>>76347386
waaaaaaaah waaaaaaah someone doesnt like the man i vicariously live through because im a loser with no strong father figure

grow up

>>76347378
Gastelum is too small man. If Kennedy could control him then you bet your ass Weidman can.

He might have slowed a bit against Moose but I'm just not too worried about his cardio going against Gastelum. Put the mortgage on Weidman man

>>76347404
This got me thinking. I remember when someone asked Diego about what he thought about Jon getting suspended by USADA two days out from UFC 200 and Diego was completely nonchalant about it, almost as if he didn't give a shit.

>>76347274
>About to win the fight
>go for an imanari roll
Why would he do this? He probably wouldn't of gotten a submission, he would of ended up on his back

>>76334621

Responding to this really late, but I wouldn't mind doing the stats for other previous cards, and if you happened to have the picks from them still saved then it would save me a lot of digging through the archives. Let me know.

>>76347354
>What do you care that I care?
wtf? who said i give a shit what you care about? you said he arguably lost to gustaffson and was on peds. i said non of that had any real merit.

>>76347442
Its almost like his bjj coach dislikes him to the point of not promoting him to a higher belt for years......almost like he is lazy and probably a huge douche bag

I hope Aldo doesn't weidman himself, but unlike weidman he actually has technique and skill to fall back on and I would favor him over everyone else at featherweight except max, although I suppose he could possibly beat him by the skin of his teeth with some adjustments. He could probably also fight lower ranked dudes at just a slightly lower pace than last night and just go balls out in three round fights, in which case he would probably get more fans.

>>76347284
Roy Nelson is a Kung Fu fighter.

Seriously though, if anything they have a bias towards striking. They've been using performances to encourage stand & bang type fights for years now, and stand-ups/fence breaks are a direct result of countless awful wrestling matches in the early days. Of course they want the ground game to still have a presence, but look at what a long tough road pure grapplers like Maia and Jacare have had to go down.

>>76347469
aldo could get lucky. there's a chance frankie could take the belt from max and then aldo could easily come back and stomp frankie again

>>76347489

Yeah but I'm an Aldo fan and even I'm not that interested in that fight. Id rather see him rematch cub and go from there. If Artem can make it competitive with cub then Aldo would win handily

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>he wants Sage Northcutt type fighters
Fighters should be like wild animals being let out of a cage

>>76347504
Still shocked that Cub didn't put LOLbob away.

heeminder that you need to show hespect or you will get dishespected

>>76347274
Wasn't that strike illegal?

>>76347537
Rory has the ideal fighter persona. Clean cut and well spoken, but very serious and with a fighter's mentality. It's the perfect middle ground between peppy little fuckers like Sage and nigh unintelligible braindead hotheads like Cody.

>>76347551
Shale no hespect nothing

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>>76347562
No, but if I'm not mistaken it almost could have been

>get on computer
>search /heem/ in catalog
>/heem/ thread with OP of girl having diarrhea in a girls mouth

I guess this is the thread.

>>76347563
Spoken like a true neckbeard

>>76347575
I don't know how you can possibly expect a ref to call something like that when it happens so quick. Personally I think it's fine to give Hadzovic the benefit of the doubt in a situation like that.

>>76347603
Never reply to one of my posts again.

>>76347030
He was half of what he was when he started fighting in the states mostly because he started doing nothing but training his boxing and then swinging wildly in matches, his straight becoming wild, his jab disappeared and his leg kick disappeared. His best tribute was how he could mix his striking, grappling and submissions with ease. He stopped doing that before the Werdum fight. Prime Fedor would probably slap an armbar on Jones.

>>76347614
Pipe down lardo

>>76346766
He looks comfy as fuck.

>>76346410
>>76346446
>>76346518
Is this Sakuraba?

>>76346461
People are raised in favelas mate, they don't go to fancy schools like americans and learn things like being polite. The fact that they aren't murdering or stealing is already a miracle. Have some compassion.

>>76347284
guy on the fp prelims uses kungfu mixed with karate i think as his standup

it's mixed in, people forget, kungfu led to karate and MT so kungfu exists

and well the odd sanda fighter as well

>>76347618
This

Not to mention Jones has never fought at HW and there's no way to know if he'd be successful against bigger guys.

Idk about you guys but I'm excited about the prospect of 3 round Aldo. There will probably be a lot more swanging and banging and he'll probably knock some dudes out. His skill is still there, and his chin actually held up against Max considering how many shots he ate, the main issue appears to be cardio, which might not be a big issue considering he was going balls out and eating body shots. Getting old sucks.

>>76347704
Mate after going all out early against Max he's going to go back to being conservative af I reckon

>>76347692
Fedor fights at lhw too

>>76347735

In a 5 round fight I agree, but in a 3 rounder he'll have less need to worry about his cardio and also wont have the luxury of coasting

I love Aldo but he's getting old, as much as I don't want him to. He needs a step down in competition, and the ufc should give him good matchups in the interest of making their product look good. If Aldo gets some knockouts against lower ranked guys, he'll actually get some casual fans which will do more for his legacy than his long reign, as silly as that is.

>>76347766
Pretty sure he's around 230. But even if he wasn't, he's still had sustained success against heavies, including some very big guys.

>>76345935
>le wrasslefucked by mendes man
>le rocked by nate man
100% for sure my man

>>76347813
He was just knocked out in the 3rd my man.
That takes its toll on you, he's not going to go into the next fight seeking the Knockout like he sort of seemed to against Max. He can fight well defensively so he'd rather just do that.

As for him fighting lower ranked guys, unlikely.

>>76347282
He roided his cheating ass off. His story was not corroborated, it's simply unverifiable, and he gets benefit of the doubt.

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*makes you cry*

>>76347852

He pretty much has to fight lower ranked guys, because the ufc isn't giving him a rematch. And by lower ranked I don't mean like Elkins, I mean like Swanson or zombie

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>>76347912
ariel did nothing wrong

>>76346461
Brazilian fans with their chants are way cooler than American crowd. Burgers can only boo, howl and "USA, USA"

>>76347946
*portions tiramisu*

>>76347946

Brazilian fans and Japanese fans are the best. Brazilians for being over the top ridiculous, Japanese for being educated and polite

>>76346387
Their nationalism was initially charming but their antics have become stale and cringe-worthy. Also the officiating, match making and drug testing seems to be skewed in their favor.

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have some oc

>>76347912
*revokes your press credentials*

>>76348016

delet

>>76347946
I never understood how their nationalism is ok but if we were to begin chanting USA! We're ostracized. Seems like we romanticize foreign countries for doing the same things we find gross.

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>he uses the phrase "arguably lost"

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MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED

>>76348016
Max is Brazilian?

Aldo vs Cruz is the fight to make.

>>76348087
212 was in brazil

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when does derrick lewis posting start?

>>76348116
When he kicks Ngannou's ass

>>76348081

Poor guy, feel bad for him. I hope he doesn't retire.

>>76348090
aldo is too big, dom would be dumb to take that fight especially now that aldo isn't champ

>>76348090

Aldo would probably Cody him even worse than Cody did desu

>>76348004
This

>>76347661
how about you fucking monkeys not hurl beer cans at fighters

>>76348090
Now this is a meme fight I can get behind. Cruz will be getting another crack at the BW title, though

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>>76348126
>>76348180
>gets stunned by Browne
>able to handle Ngannou

>>76348247
He got his shit pushed in from body kicks though.

That being said I'm not even sure he gets by Hunto

>>76348256
that was a weird post fight speech

>so it looked like he was really getting to you with this kicks
>nah i just had to poop

>>76348256
>>76348258
he admitted that he broke 2 ribs on the mma hour last time he was on. the poop was just jokes

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>>76348258
>jabs are a waste of time

CAN LEWIS TAKE ON NGANNOU OR NOT???

KILLAHAOLE
I
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A
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BLESSED BLESS

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>>76348276

I still feel a little sad for Aldo.

Hope he had a nice burger to raise his spirits.

>>76348004
best post

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who wins it

>>76348302
holly = MOMMY

>>76348334
I too feel sorry for a young athletic millionaire getting pegged by 10/10 trannys on the regular all while slurping down ascaii bowls(ubatuba) by the buckets

Poor him

>>76348383
>trannies can peg
thats a real dick nigga. that aint no pegging. thats a fuck

>>76348376
The viewers fapping and jews cashing in

>>76348395
it's a peg if it's a girl anon

>>76348395
>feminine penis is dick

Oh silly anon

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You are at disneyland,minding your own buissness walking among crowds in your striped sweater and this guy comes up to you and says
>it is wat it is lets do da damn ting hashtag ufc hawaii

Wat do ?

>>76348412
he actually did da damn ting, the absolute madman

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>>76348412

Offer to fight him and watch him say he's busy and leave

>>76348480
his 5 year old would tool you bud

>>76348498

Yeah after he films a movie with 50cent

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>>76348511

>>76348302
Holy shit, Holly looks... Hot???

>>76348412

>sure we can fight, I'm ready right no-
>no you're probably injured
>I'm actually fine, lets-
>I'm injured

I like max, and I know he's just trying to promote the fight, but that was pretty stupid

>>76348535
get over it, jose is JUSTED

>>76348334

Me too, he's just trying to prove his cyber bullies wrong. Maybe he earned some of their respect for trying to take Max's head off like that, and doing a pretty good job of it for like 10 minutes.

>>76348558

Aldo losing doesn't change that woeful trash talk ya donk

>aldo pulls out of five title fight
>opponent implies he wont show up regardless of actual fight date

woah crazy

>>76348590

>call out flake for being flakey
>somehow make yourself look even flakier in the process

Max needs a PR guy

JOE ROGAN IS A NEW WORLD ORDER SHILL

>JOE ROGAN IS A NEW WORLD ORDER SHILL

JOE ROGAN IS A NEW WORLD ORDER SHILL

>JOE ROGAN IS A NEW WORLD ORDER SHILL

JOE ROGAN IS A NEW WORLD ORDER SHILL

>JOE ROGAN IS A NEW WORLD ORDER SHILL

>>76348615
max will unironically outdraw aldo

>>76348575
>muh mandrama
>>>/asp/

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>>76348615

>Hahahahaha How The Fuck is a Leg Kicking Champion Real Hahahahah Nigga Just Check The Kick Like Nigga Lift your Leg Up Haha

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>>76348668

>>76348681
kek, nice work

>>76346259

You should have just added the female Hue actually crying after Aldo lost. Would have been more authentic, but otherwise good job.

>so i told jose to throw one leg kick the entire fight. and he did it, the absolute mad man

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>>76348695

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YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

aldo gonna drown himself in burgers and come back as a welterweight

>>76346740

Because it's fighting homie. Every GOAT in every sport will make mistakes, it's just that if you make a mistake in MMA it's entirely possible that you are going to get knocked out. I speak of course of every division other than manlet or womanlet divisions.

>>76348624
Obviously, one is an outspoken American and the other is quiet hue. Correct me if Im wrong but does Max have a way higher finishing rate ? Thats good for drawing too

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>>76346740

>needing a reminder

not impressed but I'll give you one anyway

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>>76348827
Excellent post

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>>76347245

>Tiddies still fights

made me smile

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>>76348705
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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>>76347336

Gasman is going to absolutely kill piss cryman

>>76348849
How fucked is Aldo's chin after this beating?

Those 1-2 landed flushed on his chin and took a few more on the ground.

>>76348889
probably force to retire
how can he even train or spar now? even the biggest no name can of a training partner is going to heem him.

Pointless for him to fight now in front of people

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so my girl is going to get another chance to lose to joanna, that's nice

really didn't matter who won out of her and kooker did it? neither of them are beating jj

https://www.instagram.com/p/BU5HZQpBNt8/?taken-by=joerogan

>>76349008
holy FUCK

>>76349047
too many questions

>>76346766
I will never not crack up at this image.

>>76347692
Fedor and Cormier are the exact same size.

>>76349076
cormier is better than fedor ever was

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>>76349008

>>76349008
Was this pre-roids?

>>76349082
At grappling maybe,Fedor had way more power in his striking

>>76349125
he can't heem cormier anyway

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>>76349088
>>76349052

think it was pretty recent my man

bet my house on Mark Hunt @ 1.9 odds

why is this a bad idea?

Anyone have that one "MMA then, MMA now" pic with Fedor and Ronda and Fallon Fox?

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>>76349085
pretty sure i can see the top of her slit here

>>76349232
Shieeeet it iz wut it iz. U got da heart of da champion,bettin n sweatin shieeeet

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>time to vote soon
>le beat them with love man or le regulate the internet lady
>everyone else is a meme party

just heem me

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>its an aldo is a better fighter but gets caught out episode

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>>76349309

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thicc?

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>>76349343

>>76346740

>messi
>football GOAT

pick one

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>>76349384

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we doin fat rondas?

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>>76349403
sure

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post beef rondas

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>>76349437

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>>76349459

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Best Ronda or second best Ronda ?

>>76349397
>claudia will never be your felina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHbmbEH9CJU

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>>76349559

Which time do you think btfo her the most?

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lads dj isnt happy

1/5

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2/5

>>76347932
how is it possible for one human to be this ugly

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3/5

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5/5

basically dana wants dj to fight tj or he will permaheem the flyweight division

tldr he's not fighting tj?

i hate him now

>>76349745
he says he will fight tj if he is guaranteed his show money if tj doesn't make 125.

dana is refusing and says that borg will be a backup fight if tj doesn't make weight.

dj doesn't want to train for two different fighters and has his jimmies rustled

>>76349689
>>76349705
>>76349737
>he took time to write his
wgaf

If you read that youre the biggest goof in heem

>>76349770
DJ doesn't seem to understand how marketing a fighter works. I'm sure that if UFC thought that they could successfully do it with him then they would. In reality people still won't care about him even if UFC spends a ton of money promoting him.

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>>76349677
lol

>>76349689
>greatest fighter of all time
lol

>>76349705
>>76349726
>>76349737
>I want money fights
>okay here's tj
>lol he won't make weight sorry xD
this little midget faggot fails to understand that beating tj regardless of it being a defence or not, is better for his career than borg.

That's not even mentioning that ray has missed weight himself.

lmao @ his pussyness. I hope based uncle d scraps the division like dj claims he threatened to. little pussy kek

>>>/pol/128564727

>>76349745
>>76349770
also dana white threatens to scrap entire 125 division if he doesnt fight tj

>>76349737

Feel for him a bit after reading his side desu

>>76349853
why? why are they obligated to pay him more money when he doesn't draw for shit? this is a promotion, not a league

>>76349889

I didn't realise the back and forth with the ray borg stuff. I thought DJ was the one being all "I wanna fight Ray!!!" but seems like that was basically forced on him too before they decided they now want TJ

Also "you can't have PPV now and you can also never have it lol fuck you you're too short for us to bother even trying to promote you"

For a dominant champion, regardless of "lool manlets eheh" he sure does get treated like shit by Dana

>>76346434
>won the fight
>had to have the round end to get Maia off of him
Lol

>>76349232
Because he doesn't have knockout power anymore and Lewis does.

>>76347102
>they investigated his case and corroborated his story

So why did he cop the full suspension?

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>>76349889
i agree with the promotion point but the fact that they're making him split his training between two fighters is number 1 bullshit

sounds like dana is trying to get rid of him before he breaks the defence record. they don't want a small, unmarketable fighter being the objective goat in the sport.

>>76349921
nigga, he's a net negative, why throw more money into promoting him when he doesn't make money.

regardless of his feels, it makes no sense. if he takes the tj fight and does something that gets people talking, they will pay him. he just isn't worth it.

why are you assuming he's telling the truth?

>>76349982

I'm inclined to believe him over Dana. At least he tried to explain his side, albiet via wall of text. It's better than Dana talking to the media for a few seconds saying "I dunno! Its CRAZY man!"

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>>76349977
>sounds like dana is trying to get rid of him before he breaks the defence record
how does that make sense when they were gonna make him fight borg first?

dana doesnt care about that shit, he's only trying to make money.

>objective goat
fucking please

I know I may be coming off as a danashill but dj is in the wrong here, they aren't obligated to give him ppv when he draws shit numbers

>>76350004
even if he's telling the truth, he may "feel" he's being shafted, but demanding money or demanding a certain challenger is exactly what we bitch at other fighters for.

I dont see why this should be different for dj, if he was worth it, he'd be getting paid. you don't see tyrone or joanna bitching.

>>76349776
>DJ doesn't understand how marketing a fighter works
>but I do guys

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>>76349982
>why are you assuming he's telling the truth?

sure, i'm going to believe dana instead.

>women will never be in the ufc!
>gsp immediately went to the hospital!
>ronda wants to fight cyborg!

>>76350028

I'm not even picking sides breh. I was shitting all over DJ last week for this. I still don't agree with the chooseyness, but, it's nice to see some more context and I do sympathise A BIT with him over some of the things he said.

I would prefer to see him fight TJ than some other "le greatest challenge yet!!!!" nobody at flyweight

>you don't see tyrone bitching

doot.

>>76350054
but he isn't lying here, dj literally said he refused the fight.

>>76350059
ok I'll give you that, tyron is a bit bitchy but he doesn't just sit on his hands like a little baby. he fought wonderboy twice and he's clearly fighting maia next.

dj is sitting in the corner crying on facebook.

>>76350028
DJ breaking the record would be like a punter becoming the goat nfl player. Its bad to have somebody who nobody gives a fuck about be the greatest in your sport

>>76350029
>you don't understand how marketing a fighter works
>but DJ does

Reminder that if there was an open weight tournament between the champions, DJ would likely be eliminated in the first round.

>>76350206
nigga, the only reason the tj fight ever came up is because cody pulled out. dana was already setting up borg for the next shot before.

he literally doesnt care about the "sport"

>>76350259
He'd win against women, has a good chance against Cody and could maaaaaaaybe submit Max if he by some miracle had secured a takedown or pulled guard

>>76349677
>>76349689
>>76349705
>>76349726
>>76349737

LMAO DJ is working himself into a shoot.

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>Baldo
>Holloway

>>76350347
>left the division
>left the sport
stop posting this faggot

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Is there a more talented fighter in the UFC right now?! I can't think of one tbqh

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>>76350361

>>76349776
>DJ doesn't seem to understand how marketing a fighter works
Neither does Dana, since none of his fighters not named Ronda broke through the mainstream

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>all the captchas are bridges today

hm

>>76350361
Obvious hueroider and it's not even funny at this point