/heem/ - WW GOAT Edition

Who is your favourite female UFC fighter?

Aldo a shit

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/heem/ bless

>>76284623
Prev >>>>76280827


bjpenn.com
tfatk.com
mmaimports.com
ozy.com

Free fight: https://youtu.be/6DYKBoBcxyM [Embed]

Embedded: https://youtu.be/pMiFbKOC2tQ [Embed]

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>>76284623

>>76284633
>calls someone paranoid while thinking he's arguing with only one person

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Dana got BIGG

This is an Aldo safe-space guys be careful with your posts.

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>>76284671

>>76284623
Woodley themed thread highlight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw

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>>76284644
Why is he always so happy?

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>>76284675

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>ppv card
>non-title strawweight co-main

Does the ufc hate money?

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>>76284681
He has a genuine love for life and pure and optimistic vigor.

>>76284681
Its a fake smile.Around dogs its more forced and nervous. Around cats schaub's smile is more relaxed and natural he looks happy

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>>76284689
>cuck
>black
>midget
>chinless and hides it with a beard

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>tfw both Claudia & Karolina are your girls
>you will never try for a baby with both of them, spending one day each month nutting inside them all day when they are at maximum fertility

why are we still here, just to suffer?

>>76284696
More people will watch the Schaubpanion than the actual ppv.

>>76284675
That fucking kick to Condit's leg was badass

>>76284700
She's kind of a mongrel.

Schaubfag, did you vote for Trump or Hillary?

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>>76284713
Was that you ?

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heeminder

>>76284711
jeez she's tall

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>>76284730
Let's keep this thread on the topic of MMA. I'll put it this way, just look what color my state went.
>>76284729
You're kind of a hater.

>>76284703
That's his new PROFESIONALLY TRAINED dog. It's a beast. He has been hyped as h*ck for it. Smile is genuine 100%. H8rs are pathetic.

>>76284749
Any pics of his mom?

Im drunk and high and i guess what im doing here. Finnish ppl are too cucks to be mma fighter. Should i just heem myself?

>>76284681
He's too dumb to realise how stupid he is.

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>mfw dana forcing gsp to get heem'd by based godley or fuck off for life
based dana

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>>76284781

>>76284780
>Im drunk and high
Yes kill yourself.

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>>76284623
Who is that aryan qt Woodley is hanging out with

I'm so mad

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>>76284781
He's smart enough to have accomplished more than you would in 20 lifetimes, h8r

>>76284781
He's not that dumb. I'd say he has a solid 110-115 IQ.

>>76284787
Not going to be much use when the CTE hits.

>>76284653
r9k the fighter

>>76284789
would have been a great villain in western movies

>>76284789
>aryan qt
she looks like a fuckin middle aged sloot

>>76284820
true he'd be perfect
lol instead he's a broke bum

>>76284803
Do you think jokes like that are actually funny? That people getting severe brain damage and trauma that builds up to a degenerative disease is funny?

What if that was someone in your family or even you that suffered from that? How would you feel if someone made complete fun of you for something so crippling? I can only pray such a fate would never befall anyone in your family

>>76284823
She also looks slightly mongrelized. I think that poster was being sarcastic.

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>>76284653
i never found out who this chick was and it upsets me

>>76284840
What makes you think I'm joking?

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>>76284847
she looks like she def has some ludes out there if not full on porn

>>76284847
tracy lee mma photographer

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What did Dilon mean by this?

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>>76284858
i just wanna see her in some "compromising" positions

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>>76284623
Who wins between 3 steaks Woodley and 3 steaks Gastelum

>>76284855
Your facetious approach of discussing this. Please watch Nigel Benn and Gerald McClellan talking while McClellan is in a wheelchair and tell me you actually feel comfortable being so flippant about these issues.

I can only imagine you yourself are compensating for something lacking in your life or have something of your own that makes you act like this. Very disappointing and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>76284819
Never been to that board . You might be sad but you will never be Cruz running on a treadmill by himself on Christmas while Lonely plays in the background sad

>>76284864
>tracy lee mma photographer
god bless you. now to find the sex tape

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>>76284883
The Big Enchilada

>>76284890
It's really a blessing that Schaub is so very dumb; he won't suffer that much.

I'm not joking, I'm not being ironic: Schaub is a moron with brain damage. Are you still glad he took up sports?

>>76284948
This wasn't funny the first time. You're sorely mistaken if it is funnier any time proceeding.

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212

Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

>>76284948
Looks like Jon was the who got cucked since you felt the need to keep on tweeting after Gus shut him up

>>76284964
You clearly have some deep seeded issues of your own you need to sort out that go far beyond anything anyone could help you with here I hope those are treated with accordingly in a positive way.

I recommend you also watch Gary Goodridge speak if you still are so flippant about everything. It really is a shame you try to get a cheap laugh about the serious expense of someone else to compensate for your own misgivings.

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>>76284858
me on the right

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>>76284988
Holloway
Gadelha
Vitor
Bamgbose
Medeiros

>>76284997
Buddy, I'm not being flip. Schaub's quality of life is going to be massively decreased from its potential because he was a mediocre MMA fighter. Are you glad he fought for your entertainment?

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Since we are on the subject of Goodridge and CTE

>>76285043
I'm not going to dignify myself with this anymore. It's obvious you're just trying to fill your voids. I sincerely sincerely hope everything turns out the best for you. And please do not take that as a backhanded wish of good will. Its entirely genuine. Get well

>>76285043
You are seriously disconnected from your humanity my man. Maybe take some time off from from the internet.

H8rs are disturbed people

>>76284868
Your mom is no longer a fan

>>76284988
Why are there two separate running predictions? Stupid fucks.

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just a lil heeminder that i've been taking down the picks that the ms paint guy has been posting because he has no plans on goofing them but he's been spamming them for 7 days straight i can only add so many picks so i'm not taking any more. if you respond now, you wont be added. i'll take one more round of day of picks 1 to 2 threads before the event

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>>76285077
>I'm not going to dignify myself with this anymore.

>>76284868
H8rs will pay. Dillon is a legend.

>>76285084
>>76285077
I'm asking you to consider the cost in human life of your sport of choice. All the fighters on this card are going to take days and months and years off their life because of they money the UFC is paying them. Still glad they're fighting?

Schaub is getting off easy.

>>76285070
fucking based Coleman

>>76285070
Stop posting goodridge, i don't want to see his cte replays

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Here's Goodridge dishing out some

>>76285114
don't listen to him i'm goofing all of your picks tomorrow

>>76285114
I can safely say I got about 20 picks in there. There's two instances of me getting 5 in a row

>>76284988
>>76277420
You missed mine

>>76285151
fuk ur pix cuntlad

>>76285139
he gave himself a little at the end there

>>76285151
Duly noted. You'll be added post haste.

>>76285131
I respect all fighters that make the walk to the cage for our entertainment. You clearly don't. You're a pathetic h8r and now are trying to pretend like you have genuine concern.

>>76285114
All me btw

>>76285103
My mom is a fan of Jake now, she started smoking weed and giving shout outs to all the homies

Stockton two oh nine dats wassup

>>76285114
Thanks dude

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>>76285139
im really laffin

>>76285168
You don't respect them. If you did, you wouldn't shy away from the damage they're taking on your behalf.

>>76285159
:o why?
>>76285165
Thank you

>>76285114
It was really dumb of you to take those predictions. A bunch of them got deleted when the mod banned the/one of the spammers.

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>>76285160
I noticed that just now

Guy wasn't trying to hard to keep his head safe

>>76285188
He for real got knocked out like 20 times

>>76285203
picks are picks

>>76285192
You can try it twist anyway you want to make yourself feel better about the disgusting things you've posted. Have a good night.

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>>76285103
*spergs in your path*

>>76285192
You can stop trying to feign concern. Nobody is buying it. But at least now you're sharing your own insecurities and inner demons to take a step to fixing yourself

>>76285114
>spammer picks
me posting the picks once per thread max isn't spamming
idiotic of you to take the predictions twice by the way
get a grip bro it's a fucking anonymous internet message board

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Guys I'm a little worried that the queen might retire after embarrassing Rose. She has been talking about settling down for a while now and she is one of the few fighter smart enough to quit while she is on top. How about you polandbro, how many fights do you think she has left in her

holloway aldo can't be a bad fight, can it?

>>76285244
gross belly

>>76285244
her midsection is as disgusting as her face wtf

>>76285249
did you see tyron vs wonderboy 2?

>>76285114
What is even the point? Just goof the picks he takes.

>>76285203
I don't get your issue with the picks. I mean I can understand not liking the avatar fagging, but the picks are a form of OC that people like, it's not the same thing as the pure attention whoring you see with early threads & Schaub first posts.

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>>76285114
Take it from me brother. He impersonated me too. Pay him no attention and he will go away. You are falling into his trap. He wants your judgement clouded by anger and frustration. He wants you to get off topic so he can spam reports on your posts.

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>>76285250
>>76285257
You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

>>76285114
Were you the one accusing me of responding to my own picks? Refer back to the thread where 40 posts got deleted earlier in the week but mine didn't (because I'm not a spammer). lol I literally didn't even submit picks once.

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>>76285281
Schaubposting is not attention whoring. There are multiple people that appreciate Brendan's work.

>>76285286

imagine if he actually gave it everything he had and wasn't held back by Rogan. P4P #1 right now easily.

>>76285280
thats what im going to do however i dont feel like taking more picks so im not gonna. we usually get around 50-80 picks but he's trying to get over 100. clearly this isnt the normal representation of heems picks

>>76285295
I am aware that there are two of you.

>>76285295

you misspelled art

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>>76285309
Explain to me how two people can get the Big Brown Breakdown MILLIONS of downloads.

>>76285304
lol why are you angry? i'm not trying to get any number. i've been doing this A LOT longer than you have been too. the only thing i don't do is goof them live because i'm not around to watch the fights on a fucking PC monitor lol

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>>76285295

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>>76285309
Wrong again. At least 4-5. I don't wear my colors for Brendan as much as I should but when I do. I do.

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>>76285309
Schaubfags btfo

>>76284858
You just know every fighter has her on speed dial for that last ditch effort booty call.

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>>76285309
Way more than 2 my guy.

>>76285309

more like five guys

>>76285326
The calendar guy is so mad he still thinks this is me (the guy taking picks)

>>76285012
Is that pride ref

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>only 2

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>>76285317
Probably another script

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>>76284988
Jose Aldo
Kowalkiewicz
Nate
Bamgbose
Medeiros

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Schaub Bless this thread

>>76285346
More hyped for the Schaubpanion tomorrow than 80% of the card.

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>>76285326
>he actually believes any of that

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>all this Schaub love

We are brothers!

>>76284795
>6 million
where have i heard that fake number before

>>76285309
see definition; BTFO

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>>76285409
see definition; samefagging

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>>76284988
Jose Aldo
Claudia Gadelha
Vitor
Oluwale Bamgbose
Yancy Medeiros

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>>76285281

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>>76285413
exqueeze me?

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Threadly reminder

>>76284623
>those clothes

no

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>>76285428

>>76285428
If I didn't support absolute anarchy I would block australia's posts

Another night with h8rs left in shambles.

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>>76285424
I was talking about >>76285409 brother

No one could seriously believe there's only two of us here.

>>76285428
exactly which aussie are you, faggot?

>>76285319
kek, so you're the old picks guy and you're upset that a new person is doing them? heem is fucking pottery

>>76285244
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!! WHY DO THE QT STRAWWEIGHTS HAVE TO BE TAKEN OR GAY
REEEE REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do heemsters have such low standards for women? It's really weird. Fighters aren't attractive.

>>76285468
lol i ran away the original guy and i'll get this zero to quit too, i own heem.

>>76285468
Why does it matter either way? Why must there be statist exclusivity on taking picks? I for one, enjoy what the MS Paint picksbro is doing.

>guys aldo is 100% back after the loss and going to murder max
>look at how amazing he was in the frankie fight
>ignore that max is bigger, longer, and fights a completely different style

>>76285491
Miesha and Gina are got. Every other female fighter is average or below average.

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>>76285493
Was this you?

>>76285244
3 more wins and she'll pass Rousey's title defense record for chicks. The division's too thin for her to resist sticking around for 3 more I think.

>>76285496
>statist exclusivity
i fucking love you you fucking zilch
post your guns

>>76285521
she should just do them on the same night

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>>76285491

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>>76285250
>>76285250
Her belly is cute, wtf is wrong with you virgins?

Can someone find me a good photo of her belly sticking out, GSP style?

>>76285516
No but I did come up with the nickname NotePad

>>76285522
take off your name you insufferable cunt

>>76285550
what's your address you blithering idiot? i literally do not care.

>>76285496
if the point of the picks is to goof them during or after a fight card then why would someone be so autistic that they want to be the one to take the picks with no intention of goofing them unless they just want (you)s?
sounds pretty retarded when there's clearly a new goof there to do the job anyway

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Does anyone know if Grasso has another fight lined up?

>>76285559
hahahaha you actually did what I asked lmaoooo

>>76285550
Make him

>>76285491
There's only a couple that are even remotely attractive. I want clawja to sit on my face even though she looks like a huezilian tranny

>>76285564
shes fighting my dick on tuesday

>>76285566
were you a millionaire by age 22? yeah whatever helps you maintain your sanity you absolute zero.

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>>76285578
settle down dana

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>>76285526
kek, she could do it if she has the stamina. The gap between the champ and the rest is about is wide as it gets

>>76285560
>the point of the picks is to goof them

And literally anyone can do that so easily. Like anyone. Why does the person taking them have to goof them?

>sounds pretty retarded
Taking picks is a retarded process. I've done it a couple times and it's so pedantic and boring I never considered doing them again. I only goofed one of them too

>>76285590
Muh dick wants what muh dick wants

>>76285560
Joke is on you I am retarded.

>>76285560
Actually when picks were first started nobody goofed them.

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>>76285535

>>76285491
The fact that they are fighters (and we all like fighting) makes them more attractive than they would be if they were taken completely out of context.

How is this a hard concept to understand.

Also, its hard to really consider most of them ugly, considering they are all in shape and the average American woman is a landwhale.

>>76285605
>>76285522
this is calendarnigger he has been the spammer this whole time

>>76285613
it's like women in IT, you judge on a sliding scale

>most of heem is just gushing over the qt straw weights

how did it come to this?

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Last time Jose Aldo beat someone with a striking base was February 1st, 2014.

Does Max have the style to win on points against a smaller less rangy Jose Aldo?

Schaub thinks so, what about you?

>>76285151
stop bullying chicago bro

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>>76285608
this looks shooped

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>>76285619
Starting Sunday the picks are exclusively the job of calenderbro. I'm uninstalling MS paint because I think he's actually a little upset whereas this is just stupid trolling for me (i also make the wendy's threads on /b/)

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Best of luck to you Aldo, I'll leave a burger under my pillow tonight

>>76285635
lolwehavenoideawhatweredoing

if the impersonator has gone far enough to impersonate schaub for 8 months straight then im convinced he argues with himself and baits here 24/7. he's probably 30% of all heem posts

>>76285608
Horrible shop. A bit of the flag is in front of her arm.

Though I do remember seeing a convincing big belly photo on heem somewhere. Disappointed to know it probably wasn't real.

>>76285625
This is an Aldo safe-space. Be careful with those negative views.

>>76285309
At least 3, although I started it I am not as prolific these days.

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>>76285647
37% but who's counting rite

>Vitor didn't even take his jacket off at the weigh-ins

He's checked out on every level. I wouldn't be surprised if he just takes a knee at the bell and taps out.

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>>76285647
Perks of having a 4chan pass is he can't impersonate me if I see him doing it.

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>>76285651
does this make your fantasies easier to fap to?

>>76285590
Is Claudia a lesbian? Why would she reject Dana? I thought women were attracted to power? Ronda almost came from a phone call with Dana early in her career.

>>76285535
not my proudest fap

>>76285677
i like how you paid to use this free site and they still give you 30 days for the same thing other posters are ban evading in a minute doing. When are we going to finally meet up floridabro?

>>76285682
wood

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>>76285688
you are my kind of dude

>>76285653

There's a difference between picking against Aldo and getting butthurt and fighting with anyone who doesn't think Max will win

You fit into the second group

>>76285677
the point of his impersonating has gone passed trolling you. he wants to take advantage of the hatred and (you) baiting baiting power you've built here by avataring. he can do the same with any personality

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>>76285715
hold up, what?

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>>76285712
i fucking told you about posting Grasso without my permission. Go back to posting fatties aka Tuss

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>>76285715
If this is anything other than funposting you need to kill yourself. I mean if you're even .001% mad about any of this step away and get help lol.

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>>76285712
thanks brah, lah you 2

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Aldo kind of looks like a Mexican hobo got a lifetime gym membership and tried to become an Abercrombie model

>>76285714
Go ahead and find a single statement where I disagreed with any notion that there is a possibility Max would not win

There's a difference between soundly arguing your point no matter how stupid it is and simply just being a whiny pissbabby because someone dared to question your idiocy

You fit into the latter evident by this asshurt post based in another false narrative

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>>76285704
Yeah the 30 days was totally unnecessary and sucked. You're Vero Beach right? I'd be down for a Florida meet-up one of these days when a big event comes to Florida like UFC on FOX 17 in Orlando. Surprised the UFC doesn't come here more. Florida has a massive MMA fanbase.

>>76285757
Good. Last time you seemed worried about me shooting you. I don't even one guns lol.

>>76285748

You posted the safe space comment for the second time in the thread to get someone to fight with you, yet I'm the asshurt whiney pissbaby

>>76285774
Not you in particular but I know there are some really sick people here that hate my guys for whatever reason.

"i dont even own guns" - he said as he loaded up another clip

>>76285776
No one forced you to respond to it. Yet you did to just to keep whining about me saying mean words.

https://youtu.be/W9j-kU3MGlU

>>76285814
Joanna is as fake as Ronda

>>76285836
Joanna fucking stinks.

>>76285814
i want to breech her

I'm not even gay but I would fuck Rose.

Does that make me gay?

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>>76285814
>that thumbnail

jesus christ rose, wtf are you doing to yourself

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>>76285867
yes

>>76285867
She was cute when she had hair and cleans herself up.

Does she speak another language?

>>76285867
imagine putting it in Roses butt when she has short hair, that would be the best

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>>76284988
>Aldo
>Gadelha
>Nate
>Borrachinha
>Medeiros

>>76285814
She looks like Jimmy Buffet's pool boy.

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>>76285867
Yes.

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>>76285877
Pat Barry wants to turn her into a mini-me

>>76285729
Which WMMA fighter has the cutest belly?

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>>76285867
yes.

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>>76285940

>>76285911
lol

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>>76285940
the THICC one

>>76285814
who cares about this bullshit drama?

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new baby alert

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Did everybody make weight? Doesn't seem to happen much these days.

>>76285971
>that fucking underboob

hnnnng

>>76285982
>2002

wow i feel old

>>76285840
well she did fart.

canada, care to explain what it might've smelt like?

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>>76286001
having a baby is like steroids for thiccness

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>>76286021
/yaya/ is 23 tho. shes not like 18

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>>76286043
is she really though?

>>76286027
probably smelled like rotten chicken nuggets

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>>76286062
ye, its nice

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76286115
>coked up jose

Holloways last 5 opponents attempted 92 total lowkicks - 78 hit the target. Aldo also won't need to worry about being taken down.

>>76286115
>aldo looks s-soft guys

>>76285931
>finger on trigger, aimed right at Rose's head

CTE is no joke.

>>76286115
He's looking emancipated

I thought they were going to announce an opponent for Cyborg today?

>>76286160
He looks very smooth, like a diamond.

>>76286174
could she beat a flyweight male?

>>76286198
Uhh...she's bigger than dominick.

>>76286198
probably

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Is there anyone in any of these threads that dont just autistically shitpost? It is just as bad as twitch chat but you all somehow think you are better since it is sport.
Does it have something to do with being in the closet?

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>>76286232
someone post that pic of her and lil fwonkie

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threadly reminder

Will they do eddie vs dustin again fucking amazing fight

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>>76286261
>wahhh he quoted ric flair so that means he watches mandrama every week!

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THOSE FUCKING MAD MEN

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>>76284988
aldo
Gadelha
Belfort
Bamgbose
Medeiros

>>76286261
Damn Springsbro lives in your head rentfree. You just sit around thinking about him and are compelled to post about it. Weird.

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>>76286285
I've been on /heem/ since it's inception. I can reply to whoever I want to.

>>76286285
O B S E S S E D
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>>76286160
Smaller than ever

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I have been profiling Springsperg for several months now and this is what I have determined. He is around the age of 22, lives with his parents, moderately overweight (possibly just skinnyfat), a virgin, and he has a few acquaintances he believes are his friends but they would say otherwise

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>the most general description of a 4chan user ever

>>76286396
WHat is this a heeminder for?

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>>76286406
its definitely not this heeminder

>>76286418
Idg what tick tick is a reference to

>>76286406
Just so calendarnigger can attention whore as usual. He has no friends so he likes to imagine we are. I'll be able to get a full-scale psychological assessment once I detain him

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>>76286378
You got everything right except that I actually exercise. I'll admit I leave it all out on the line here only because I want to create a very real connection between myself and /heem/. I view this place as my family. You know what though? I'm at least self-aware of how my acquaintances view me. I know my circle is small.

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>>76286148
>the guy who got taken down by Fwonkie and le lotionman will stop takedowns from the man on an 8 fight win streak
Americans are so dumb.

>>76286264
I hope they dont

>>76286148
Now tell me how many of those low kicks actually cleanly hit the target and had significant impact

>>76286478
I agree, Max went the distance with Conor, Aldo didn't. It is pretty obvious who is going to win.

>>76286458
what is wrong with you?

>>76286504
What an autistic question to ask as if I'm going to watch the fights and count them up lol
>>76286478
I see your point now, you are correct.

>>76286525
>What an autistic question to ask as if I'm going to watch the fights and count them up lol
lmao

>>76286523
I'm a patriot for humanity

>>76286525
>what an autistic question to ask

Who do you think I was talking to?

>>76286559
btfo hows that dork ever gonna recover

>>76286115

Me on the left

*portions egg cells*

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Better get all my memeing done just in case Jose gets btfo tomorrow

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>>76286634
really should have matched the contrast and exposure

>>76286647
She looks awful here

>>76286678
How about you put on a bikini and wear some makeup, and we'll judge you. How's that sound?

>>76286735
Wow this post has got me thinking

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>>76286647

I didn't really think it was worth it for a silly meme but maybe I'll fix it

>>76286378
he's also a mandrama fag, which explains why he keeps shitting up this singular thread on /sp/

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Everything and everyone from Brazil looks like they/it smells like a stale fart.

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>>76286813
No, I am not. I haven't watched wrestling since I was in junior high. I haven't shit up anything. I've been here talking MMA all day. Just because I don't respond to some hater doesn't mean I'm not here talking to others about MMA. For the sake of both of us and everyone in this thread, please stop accusing me of watching mandrama or being from /asp/

>>76286813
and hes a virgin. I wonder when he will come out of the closet?

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>>76286478
>Being on a win streak makes you a better wrestler than someone who isn't on one

Do you think Cody Garbrandt could outgrapple Jacare Souza

>>76286461
>I view this place as my family
as your beloved family member trust me when i say i hope you kill yourself

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>>76284988
Famous Jose Aldo
Claudia QT Gadelha
Nate Marquart
Natty Borrachinha
USADA Erick Silva


>>76285114
PickLad, also get my picks.

>>76286903
Get help.

>>76286882
Wow thank you captain obvious you fucking dumbshit i dont think ANYONE couldve possibly known or thought that

THANK YOU for clarifying that this isn't the case.

Christ almighty i hate you

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>>76286882
Garbrandt is way smaller than Japoo Pouza. He got the better of wrestling exchanges against Cruz tho.

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>>76286903
I never will. No matter how many times you ask.

>>76286963
Tell us about the one that got away bro, the girl you were involved with in highschool

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>>76287005
No sir. It sucks to think about and it's way off the topic of MMA. I at least want to be unbanned to post during UFC 212.

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>>76286926
stay obsessed, friend
i appreciate you

>>76286867
>no I am not
>continues to shit up the thread with his fuccboi crush
just stop man. it's a shame that it takes a ban to get some peace from your incessant spamming.

>>76287061
Leave me alone then, how about that?