/mls/ general - TRICKY edition

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FIRST for CHAMPS

>>76271775
Shouldnt have called up jordan "white altidore" memeis. What the fuck is Arena thinking?

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>soon

>tomorrow

AWW YEAH

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SHAKE N BAKE

>perf

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>>76271826
>What is Arena thinking?
How do I make Beleibers fans of the ninja turtles?

>>76274067
delete this, thanks

Anyone looked at some of the East's home/road split? It's insane.

>Chicago 6-0-1 at home, 1-3-2 away
>Orlando 6-1-1 at home, 1-4-1 away
>Columbus 5-2-1 at home, 2-5-0 away
>Energy Drinks 5-1-2 at home, 1-5-0 away
>New England 4-0-2 at home, 0-5-3 away

Obviously you're going to be better at home than away, but that kind of disparity is astounding.
It's basically >lolhometeamwins

>>76271775
>zero (0) shots on goal
Absolutely disgusting

>>76275516
Welcome to MemeLS

>>76275516
first season with us?

Loons win tomorrow

>>76276921
>beating sporting in KC
Good luck

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BOW DOWN, ANON

>11 hours to soccer

HNNNNNNNNNNGH

http://aftn.ca/whitecaps-promote-atlanta-uniteds-goalscoring-danger-on-twitter-and-the-response-is-brutal/

Why are Vancouver fans such sensitive pussies?

>>76278785
>Canada

>Quacks
>Tinders

WHO YA GOT

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>20/6

>>76281305
I don't know, probably the home team

>>76281934
>dat Portland atmosphere

>>76281305
Flakes look awful lately

>>76282742
SO'S YOUR FACE

4.5 hours to soccer, y'all.

Which squad does /sp/ hate more?

>>76284084
Is this a rivalry match?

t. uninformed eastfag

>>76284084
Da tumblrs.
I don't think about Quacks at all.

>>76284569
>no one thinks about San Jose at all

It's their own fucking fault, they need a team that plays a sport other than soccer/hockey.

>>76284676
It's more like that SJ has one of the lowest budgets in the league and seems content to never really compete for titles in MLS 3.0

>>76284796
>has a great product
>puts forth the minimum allowable effort, content with whatever profits that results in

Is San Jose the DC Movies of /mls/?

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>tfw no streaming

lmao i just ran into zardes in DC walking the streets

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>>76284927
Aren't they in Houston already.

>>76285531
Was he buying snickers bars and complaining about electrical infetterence?

>>76285531
what did zapdos say? you went up to him right?

>>76285780
yeah he was with mcbean and a dude who looked like a trainer

just said whats up and that i'll be at the game tomorrow and to play well.

i really wanted to just tell him i hope your first touch isnt a piece of shit tomorrow but i don't want to be that piece of shit

anyone in here watching seattle - san jose later?

>>76285804
zapdos hat trick confirmed.
>>76286189
gross, why would i go and do that? hate both teams

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>>76286255
>why would i go and do that?
it's the only league game tonight and baseball will be over by then?

>>76286268
i can survive, tomorrow will be full of sawker

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>>76286291
tomorrow will be the most sawker of all sawker

>>76286268
Why do we allow leafs, let alone le/a/fs?

>>76286414
because you don't bump the thread otherwise new ip

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>>76286414
Just wait a year or so, CPL posting will be on full blast

>Soon, eh

Xth for /ayy/

Tfw Ohio derby

>>76287359
literally whom

>>76287359
>not Kiowa

so is my MLS live broken or has this shit actually not started yet

>named Blanco
>actually vaguely white
neat

>>76288026
>argentina
>blanco

>there will be a moment of silence for the people who lost there lives in an anti-muslim terror attack

this is the gayest fucking league on earth isn't it
did they get all the nails out of the manchester kids faces yet?

>>76288036
i said vaguely

How dead is the San Diego bid?

>>76288042
This is the league for leftists
Personally it's hard to reason why I stick around

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>>76287749
Go Crew

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>>76288124
>said during a game in Portland, OR

>>76288155
What this crew can do for me is start this derby out right

>>76288124
like if they just said "victims of the stabbing" i wouldn't care but to pretend people getting shanked by a hobo is the same as a guy coming back from fighting for ISIS in syria to europe so he can kill himself with a nailbomb in a sea of little girls with the assistance of people who still have not been identified or arrested is even close to the same thing is such faggot bullshit

>>76288042
it happened in the city, it's their first home game since no?
>>76288124
who knows probably a bit ded. they need the state university, aka leftist indoctrination center, and they pulled out iirc. would like sacramento before sd anyway, just since they started off with usl

>>76288191
see >>76288176
and since when do sports clubs commemorate stabbing victims anyway

>>76288200
ok

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>>76271826
Saving the best for the Gold Cup la.

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>>76288215

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>mls supporters realize they stole all their chants from europe
>start singing 20 different versions of We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister instead

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>>76288222
too bad they rate stanford kiddie more than the dude who spent most of his career in lower division and didn't go to such a prominent uni. i think the point of memeis is that he'll get better, but if he sticks to shitattle, that's not gonna happen.
>>76288233
don't take my ok as me agreeing/disagreeing. don't really care either way.

>lazy, flopping ass

>>76288291
>more archer reaction images.gif

>>76288317
stopped watching after the vice season. what happened to the show? probably gone on too long

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>>76288317

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>>76288361
i still like it, i'll leave out details you haven't seen yet and just say the story is stalled at a specific point so the last season was a self contained throwaway tribute to George Coe (woodhouse's voice) who passed away and then there's at least two more coming after

the main writer says he wants it to wrap up a specific way and is just waiting till he doesn't like the show anymore to finish it off

>having to refball San Jose
the absolute state of the timbers

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>>first home game in over a month
>>win 2-0

>>76288574
if it's not /ourguys/ cristos, or /ourfutureguys/ afc anchorage or >my mlels farm team, i don't care about lower leagues.

so that ejection of Ceren was bullshit eh

Fuck that stupid FB Live shit, what a fucking embarrassing joke of a program.

FB is fucking atrocious on its own, a fucking bloated mess of programs that no person given a good choice would volunteer to use, but then to add MLS retarded ass attempts at being cool or innovative or whatever those fucking rich cunts who suck at the tax loophole tit think they are doing.

These fucking vampires who have no pressure to actually innovative or help their fans and who not only don't care about US Soccer but actively undermine it with their AYSO coaching and half assed rule system that they'll change the moment their taint hairs feel the breeze of passing money, they've completely ruined the ability to watch the league.

It's on in no bars, it's not on during regular times, it has no coherent schedule, you can't watch it at home if it happens to be on one of the Mexican channels that you don't have, that is if you can figure out which of the seven potential Mexican channels it might be on since having contracts with all of them was another brilliant MLS plan.

Then their FB live partnership doesn't even work. It doesn't even appear on the pages. But does MLS care? Of course not. Zuckerberg is paying them, so who the fuck cares if the games are even shown.

And Zuckerberg doesn't care if the games are shown, he just wants your IP address and the type of porn you watch so he can blackmail every American and get elected president.

US Soccer are cucks who don't care, and they won't care when their underpaid players beat TNT 1-0 and lose to Mexico 3-0 and they won't care when Bruce Arena sends out Dax fucking McCarthy and Arena's pants fall down as the US drops out of WCQ and instead they'll send Lalas out to suck his dick since Arena has to be the MLS Mourinho and not just some fat ass community college fitness coach because they only appoint the best and the shit team of MLS grandparents who fail again and again will be excused because MUH LEAGUE TALENT

>>76288638
u mad

>>76288638
literally this, holy shit.

>>76288638
Wait anon, you aren't watching it on Univision?

>>76288638

And Men in Blazers and Reddit and all the other associated cock sucking acts that MUH LEAGUE their way to ad revenue will laugh and clap along as MLS owners pile up money in their accounts and right off their losses

And when a US Cup game draws on of their Borg collective teams against a NASL team, they'll sue to prevent it from being shown online and they laugh as their minumum wage players lose in front of 300 fans because who the fuck cares, so long as the tax payers paid for the stadium and the security and the fans paid $10 for a Miller or better yet drank no beer and instead ate a $12 bag of Sunchips

And when one of the actual talents of the league gets sick of this and tries to leave they'll kidnap his dog and sit on the deal because MUH LEAGUE TALENT and when Pulisic and Mix finally just stop showing up to international games since a Jason Kreis led USMNT wonderteam of a 70 year old Beasley and Tim Howard are for SOME REASON not able to qualify for tournaments, MLS will laugh and make a funny gif about it and announce a new sponsorship where Bella Hadid livesteams games on her instragram or some fat tittied bitch describes games on Alex Jone's Twitch stream and pat themselves on the back while raking in another million.

Anyway this game sucks, MLS sucks, the Albanian Süper Premier Wonder League is more exciting and I can literally see more games from that league than MLS and so who the fuck cares, MLS can keep their random Salvadoran ex-confict refs and their amazing SUTTER HEALTH and ALASKA AIRLINES sponsorships, all the best you fucking lazy, undeserving rich cunts I cannot wait for this world to become a dust bowl

What's wrong with a fat titted bitch streaming your mls?
(As long as she has nice feet, of course)

>>76288800
b-but muh parity, b-but muh flyover teams that would get left behind, b-but muh nasl 1.0
i really should get into hyperlocal sawker. enough of this manufactured bullshit
or just keep enjoying the mediocrity until pay, and subsequently quality, increases. or just hope for another era of no 1st division sawker in the US, and for them to try again.

>>76288846

Nothing wrong with it since nothing matters and life isn't worth living and the world is a cruel joke played on us by a pernicious god who allows Landon Donovan to live while African babies die

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>>76288894
don't forget about Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorious

>>76288880

I was reading that Guardian article about the failure to qualify for the '86 WC. It was two years or so after the collapse of the league and it talked about US Soccer's complete incompetence.

And I thought: wow how far we've come

And then I thought about it some more: actually they've just fucked it up in new ways

No franchised league and US Soccer has to be rebuilt would be nice, but we will still have to behead all the cunts at FIFA.

But a North American Premier League and then a football league tiered system would totally be possible today, and with ESPN ded and streaming a viable option, the new rich cunts who would run the new league would at least be able to show all the fucking games.

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I don't thing's there's another GOOOL left in this game

is tired match -_-

>>76289007
hadn't seen the article yet, will check it out. it's fascinating how soccer in the us has evolved into what we have now.
makes you wonder how it would have gone down if the first nasl hadn't shit the bed, or if the sport hadn't faded away earlier in the century.

is there any thing objectively wrong or corrupt about Chara?

>seems like a prooty cool dood

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>>76288638
>>76288800
you. i like you.

>BULL SHT

GOT DAMN RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>their are people in this Mongolian BBQ Bulletionboard message thread that still believe with passion that the MLS will one day be an appropriate FIFA league and not just a Title IX money grab with the hooker's in the middle

>a viable United States Association Football League

Fascinasty... -_-

>>76288638
I literally, unironically agree with all of these. Especially on Arena.

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

POP SMOKE

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE

>>76289190
it's like the two sides of the same coin political system we're stuck with. what can you do against? would i like to overhaul it, and start over? sure, but i'm just one person.
and it's easier to just be an observer to the circus, eat some bread they sell

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>>76289246
literally this
a neutral [sortof] observer
seen this team go through many a league
likely won't be the last<------
>cap this

>squeek at the door; suddenly blackjack in my hand like magic
>prepare to kill intruder with extreme prejudice
ptsd is a bitch =D
i am not going to get to sleep soon

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Where can I watch MLS online. Pls rspnd

>>76289246

I am ready for both Full Communism and a return to Amateur Only sports leagues

I would literally, 100% honestly, change our current set up for 1960's Soviet Russia system.

We could be sitting in our own comfy apartment, watching Police Soccer Club of New York vs Port of Long Beach Dockworkers Team, while Taylor Twellman and Eric Wynalda starve to death in some asbestos mine.

>>76289300
mlslive, but I dunno the British prices there

our if you can
Won't you get laughed at? =\
>What Team, m88

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>>76289338
>asbestos mine
Yes, I very interested
tell more about this option

>>76289338
what about lalas? where would that ginger bastard be?

>>76289358

Close your eyes and imagine as Gus Johnson slowly, quietly breaths his last breath in the dark reaches of a mine, while the loud speaker blares abuse about the anti-revolutionary actions of the media intelligentsia.

Taylor Twellman survives his 10 year "re-education program" but lives the rest of his life in fear and never again talks about concussion protocols.

>>76289405

ooh, can we have Alexi Lalas mummified and build a museum to how much he sucked -_-

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>>76289379

Oh no, Lalas is on "the List" and will be dealt with before winter.

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>>76289415
see these
>>76289421
it's gonna take a while to wither him down to the appropriate weight, though
like, long after winter

>>76289300

MLS facebook page livestreams some games

>>76289465

lol

>>76289478

what?

>>76289523

>>76288638

>>76288613

Yes btw

and they said friday night /mls/ was shit.

>>76290058
the ref was, fucking garbage red

>>76290172
fuck scum jose

>>76290058

It is

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>>76288176

>>76290172
>>76290871
also, meant the thread. didn't watch the game

what worm forgot to add /ayy/ to the thread? the wogs will tear you apart now, our contract was binding.

>>76290889

Thread was subpar, not even close to the mandatory 10 NASL shills

>>76288042
A dude knifed a bunch of people on a Portland train. It's pretty reasonable for them to acknowledge that.

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>>76288222

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>>76293924

Not if your entire worldview revolves around owning SJWs online

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mornin'

>>76289085
He's just aggressive. Good player. He's the classic "love him when he's on your team, hate him when he's on another."

>>76293924
3 guys, there are more killed in black neighborhoods every hour

>>76294231

12 HOURS till Altidore doesn't score yet again

>>76289436

Oh no, Lalas and Dono and any European designated player that don't flee the country are all getting basement executions.

Keeping them alive only risks a Restoration of the plastic league

>>76271683

Question for you "I BELIEVER THAT WE WILL WIN"ers.

Will Pulisic start against Mexico on the 11th?

>>76271683
is that a movie poster?

>>76294862
no

>>76294845
I hope so

>>76294312
White people dying makes the news. That's pretty standard.

A very reliable* source at MLS HQ told me that Sacramento Republic and FC Cincinnati will be the next two expansion teams, and will take the field in 2020. On top of this, Miami Beckham FC is cancelled, and Tampa Bay Rowdies will take their spot in 2021

>>76295998
Literally the American Messi

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>>76296261

Lotsa soccer today boys


People are still mad about the fag jerseys, huh

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>>76296261
>playing during the champions league final

JUST

>>76288042
>that flag
>that post
>that opinion

>>76288800
t. yurocuck

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>tfw I have a shit load of beer and a mls subscription.

>>76294845

probably

It's a joke that they play on this tiny-ass field

Fabinho making Harrison look like a fool so far

>>76297318
>reminded i havent updated my fantasy team for 3 weeks

>>76297347
>I'm leading the /sp/ league by over 100 points
Wtf, literally no one else is even trying

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Now that it's been years since NYCFC was declared a thing, can we admit that Red Bulls were right about the stadium situation in NY? I for one, am apologizing.

>>76297584
what situation?

that its impossible to get one within the 5 boroughs

or that after a few years no one cares anymore

>>76297584
Tiny yankee stadium soccer field is embarrassing for the league.

So, yes.

>>76294845
Obviously. He's the only top player in our shithole of a national team.

>callens back on and running around with one arm

This might not end well

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*blocks your mvp's shot*

What do you do?

Don't even think about crossing the line, mother fucker

D O O P
O
O
P

>>76295671
God I hope Cincinnati gets in

>>76299913
>rooting for Ohio

This is truly Trump's America

>>76295671

my dad works at MLS and he says your dad's dumb

Classic Union. Whenever they take a lead in the second half, they take their foot off the gas long enough to lose.

>>76300699
that was depressing

>>76300667
It's either I root for them to get in or Cleveland desu

>>76300699
Literally scored on by 2 centerbacks

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>>76298081
*takes corner*

>>76300696
My dad could have beat your dad in a fight 10-20 years ago

>>76294845

Arena will start him and then when Tim Howard gives up 4 goals, he will blame him for not having *retarded Brooklyn accent* "the passion"

>>76302648
>

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>there are people on /mls/ who don't want Fox Sports soccer commentary team to die in a gulag

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>>76303617

WE NEED MAWH PASSIONS HERE, ULYA FUCKING GERMAN SHITS

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERES WITH YA FUCKING TECHNIQUE

Can't wait until Cristiano Ronaldo moves to LAFC :^)

>>76305523

We (the Seattle Sounders and us fans) would be able to end the Spanish dominance of the Champions League.

If only we were allowed to play ;^)

>>76305881
That's not how you spell Minnesota United

>>76306086

Regardless of which fine, inclusive and progressive Northern city we come from, we can all agree that We would all bring a touch of lé class to the nasty Champions League, with their diving and their unsportsmanlike play.

GO SOCCER

where's the stream

>>76308980
Is Dom ded?

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>>76308980

>>76308980
I'm surprised they're playing Jimmy in the middle instead of Mustivar

loon

>>76309395
>jome
WHY

rip

>>76309659
who?

>jome

>>76309659
>>76308980
>>76309395
Stream for either game?
Interested in seeing one of the expansion teams in action

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>>76309659

>>76309780
shit quality
no commentary
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/soccer/sporting-kansas-city-vs-minnesota-united-fc-live-stream

>>76309967
Just how I like it
Thanks, my friend

ATLANTA

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

UNITED
*clap clap*

>>76310693
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH

>>76310739
FUCK the leafs

yellows for everyone

I know where gressel lives, kek

>chinkpooper
holy shit lmao

FUCK

Lol are you faggots seriously watching this over the CL?

>>76311432
w-what's a CL?

>>76311432
you mean the thing that is over now?

>>76311432

the Cl is over

>>76311432
Wut

>Welcome to the Blue Hell

WTF, are SKC fans satanists??

>>76311524
Wtf I'm afraid of Missouri now?

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>>76311544

fuck this gay sport i'm fucking done

>>76311663
stay mad fatty

Fuck this gay sport

>>76311544
>no jjj
yes, fucks yes
now zapdos has to either score a hat trick or get subbed at the 25th minute

>fatlanus

why is atlanta so shit when they are away?

>>76312336
Most teams are

>>76312336
>why is atlanta so shit
because they are

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>loons

>>76312336
>why are all mls teams shit when they are away
Ask Jewber for not letting them have charter flights or scheduling his meme league correctly.

>>76312422
deleet

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RFK stadium is a piece of shit wtf

>>76312704
that's why they're getting a new place

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rough loss desu

>>76312704
are you home or away fag

>>76312422

that was a great goal, desu

SKYDIT

>>76312422
so is that two goals?

>Le Caps shitting on Shitlanta
>Le TFC shitting on Revs soon
Good day.

>fatlana

WHAT THE FUCK WE WHERE DOING SO GOOD

Why the fuck are all the center backs scoring this week

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>the hometown boy

REFBALL

How EXPOSED is Martino at this point?

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lel

Dat mad scramble in front of Caps goal

>>76312832
La galaxy bro

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Can't even fucking keep the paint on the walls

Dc confirmed for 3rd world

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>>76313261
None
Every team goes through ups and downs

Canada's own brave Alphonso Davies, lads

For the upcoming USA friendly in a couple bongs
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>>76311524
Wizards, actually

>>76313601
>I'm a sporting.

>atlanta will make the playoffs

>>76313587
what about u20?

>>76313707
>not watching blackout drunk on your phone at a club

>>76313707
It's literally mentioned, you fucking retard.

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>>76311432

>watching the Fox PostGame Brought to You by Rent-A-Center

>>76312422

FUCKING BLOOTER

>Cincy

>>76314498
>Cincy
who?

>>76314509
Exactly
They're a steaming shitpile without Senegalese Suarez

>he isn't watching the puerto rico soccer game
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/soccer/puerto-rico-vs-fc-edmonton-live-stream

>>76314561
won't watch until they are their own country or a state.

>>76314509
>dat nationally recognized, brutal Columbus vs Cincinnati rivalry

It took me 20 minutes to type this, I'm laughing too hard.

>>76314561
>NASL

Isn't this their last season?

>>76314583
its the best, this poor alabama team is getting destroyed and puerto rico has the best fans

>>76314638
probably

>>76314727
>NASL dies in 2017
>USL Div III starts play ~2019

I'm okay with this.

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nice header

>>76315325
Can't even complain on that

>>76314855
But will USL D3 have pro/rel with USL D2

>>76315477
think that was the plan

>>76315477
Assuredly not at first, but possibly eventually

You won't see pro/rel at any level until expansion is complete....there are still big cities like Detroit and Baltimore and Las Vegas that don't have pro teams

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>>76315670
Nice.

>>76315670
Why would expansion have to be complete? They could just enter in D3.

>>76315763
It's a lot easier to convince them to join MLS than to join D3

>expansion ever being complete

What's the league in EPL where it's basically a beer league but still has promotion into like their D-III?

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>mfw USL becomes more popular because of Pro/Rel and MLS wants in instead of treating their franchises like a fucking applebee's

>>76315939
the Conference
>>76315980
Ted hates USL

>>76315941
>Kevin Doyle
What the fuck

>>76316001
>Ted hates USL
Ted seems filled with hate. Is there anything he finds joy in? Who did this to him?

>>76316166
Applebee's molested him as a child

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>fake salt lake defence

>>76316338
RIP Mormonism

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>REAL salt lake

What's with the New England LGBT-coloured captain's armband and corner flag?

>>76316605
Why can't MLS into tactics? I wouldnt mind seeing MLS Mourinho's manage here if it means I don't get to see joke defending like this.

>>76316665
where are the white pride armbands and corner flags

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>>76316673

And it's even better live /sp/bros

red bulls not making the playoffs, will lose all games to nycfc this year

cap it

>>76316669
It's not that we can't into tactics, it's just that most teams blow the bank on strikers, so defending tends to be shit

>>76316673
>not spending at all
>still beating the crap out of everybody

>>76315374
he was completely unmarked, Zavaleta was shook

>they're bullying us in the usa friendly thread
Make it stop.

>rsl getting btfo so hard they won't notice that we lost to jew england 3-0

the great comeback by rsl is on lads

>>76317540
>not stoking the fight of the nationalists and yurofags

>>76316001
>the Conference

There you go. It's only a matter of time.

so no more fantasy talk here? did everyone forget about it?

there is no way in hell we're making it to russia

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>>76297380
You tell me

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HEY WATCH IT BUDDY
IM PLAYING WITH PASSION OVA YERE!

>Tommy Mac on the GC roster
The gods of meme have truly graced us this year

>>76317004
>Robles and kljestan out of the list
Wew

>>76316166
He was a democratic operative when Clinton was in office.

>that Gold Cup squad

>Howard still in the team
>Bradley still in the team

GET OVER IT THEY ARE OLD THINGS CHANGE YOU DUMB FAT FUCK

>Dempsey, Altidore, Wondo

"GOALS ARE OVERRATED" ~Bruce 'SoCal AYSO Coach of the Year, 2010; World's Best Dad, Christmas 2005' Arena

we're doomed

we dont have a snowball's chance in hell

USA big boys 1-1 Venezuela big boys
Let's hope the little boys do it better

>Memeis
>Bradley
>Ream
>Zusi
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FAGGOTS.

>>76321984
>boys

we need someone to replace johnson and yedlin ASAP

>>76322037
Well the girls aren't playing you goof

>>76322135

Ay real talk, Alex Morgan is a fucking champ, she's full baller mode right now.

Anyone who supports the MNT over the WNT is a dumbfuck. WNT has a vision and is actually good at bringing in talent to replace older players, a very basic thing that MNT can't even comprehend.

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Petke mad

>>76322239
you're an idiot man
ncaa boosts the shit out of the women's program while other countries have nothing close.

>>76323450

>anti-NWSL shills

Gay as AIDs

I think I have cum at least once to the feet of every current member of the Women's National Team

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>feetfags

>>76323450
Anyone can pick up a ball, senpai.

>>76297380
season is long, and points are plenty
in other words, SOON

>>76323670

Same, but for the CF Valencia Women's team

I have that paella fever

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press F to pay respects

;_;7