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no anime allowed

>>76262751
this

>Not making a Lallana joke out of this

Lazy desu

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2 THREADS PER DAY

EVERY MORNING NEW THREAD

>>76262676
whats begovic doing at bournemouth? he'S really good in my book at at least EL tier for top 5 leauges

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Honest opinions on this kit?

>>76263191
one of the worse barca kits of the last decades

>>76263209
Do you say that because of the design, or sponsor included?

>>76262950
I don't understand your autism.

KOREAN GFS NOW

>>76263234
just the design, different size vertical stripes just look odd to me

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>€55m for Perisic

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>>76263256
Take your pick

>>76263343
they all look the same

>>76263191
Not as nice as the previous one, but it's fine.

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>>76263191
>HeY LeoNARD, I'm the DOppler effect HAHAHHA BAZINGA

>>76263373
And that's with several layers of makeup

>https://mobile.twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/870408283336708096
Imagine being a Manure customer. I'd literally kms desu.

>>76263191
it's shit

>>76263343
6 but this >>76263373

>>76263343
6>9>5>the rest

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Daily reminder Mouyes is a cokehead.

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>Please sign me

>>76263609
I have no idea who this is.

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>>76263343
4>1>7

>>76263622
Isn't it Falcao?

>>76263434
>those comments
like being on /sp/

>>76263649
I have no idea who this is.

>>76263841
Why are you even on /sp/ then?

>>76263434
I followed all that cancer. It went from AC Milan and United are shit to randomly attacking Arsenal. It's /sp/ in cancer format form.

>>76263841
He's elite

>>76262751
Fantastic post.

>snubbed by Mbappe
>snubbed by Greizmann
Are we entering a golden age of ABUism?

Lads.....Lads....
>Manure

>>76264693
>>76264510
What's happened?

>Wenger
>paying 100m euros for one player

LOL

>>76265163
Customers are in the anger stage of realising they're not a big club anymore.

>87 million british monies for the new marouane chamakh

>>76265227
It's a meme. Wenger only has €130 odd or so to spend. He won't do that.

>>76265286
It won't happen. Wenger won't do it because it's not worth the risk. You buy him and he's shit? You've fucked up. You buy him and he isn't scoring hattricks every game? You've fucked up. You buy him and he isn't winning Golden Balls? You fucked up.

So it won't happen. Leave that to United/City/Chelsea/Barca/Madrid/PSG/Buyern.

>>76265277
Oh. Well had they not made CL I'd have agreed, but they made it.

>>76262676
>Ismaila Sarr

Any good? I like hoping lesser known named guys do well so I can get FFP.

Also Sanchez can leave Arsenal. There is no point. Might as well sell him for £30m or something. Bayern makes perfect sense for him though Dortmund might buy him with the money they got from PEA.

sigur ros is going to spuds
(douglas) costa will too

>>76266359
that would be bad ass

>>76266359
>sigur ros

Fucking who?

>Douglas Costa

Apparently going to United for £21m.

>>76267281
Sigurddson, Sigur Ros are also a very famous band from Iceland

>>76265711
It's a win-win situation for Wenger. If Mbappe does well for Arsenal then Wenger can act smug because he has a great striker. If he flops then Wenger can act smug at all the people who complained about him not spending money over the years.

>>76267434
I knew they were a band, I was wondering if it was a coincidence a player was named like them or somebody named their kid after them. Thanks.

>>76267584
>HUR SHIt InVSIBZIL
>HUR DUR ONLY 10 PLAYERS
>HUR DUR WASTE OF £40M!!!

That was ''fans'' over Ozil. Now double that. If he isn't scoring hattricks every game, he's shit. We live in a world where people think if you spend more you get better shit. It's a capitalistic trick called Premium Pricing. Where a product is completely identical to a much cheaper product, even 50% cheaper, but because it's 50% more expensive, even though it's the exact same shit, people will still buy it thinking it's better. So people will think spending £90m on a striker means he'll be god like. Look at Martial

>NEXT HENRY LA (because they're so young they don't realise he's more like a new Papin)
>HOW MANY WILL HE SCORE, LA?
>BALLON THE DOOR SOON LADS!
>HOW MANY POINTS WILL HE WIN US ON HIS OWN? 10? 20? xD

Etc. It isn't a win win. If he was on a single year contract, sure. If he buys him, he's great, Wenger has a great striker he can build around. If he's shit, who cares? He's leaving.

>Be Liverpool fan
>Get hyped you might FINALLY win a Premier League Title
>Have the best striker in the world.
>Have all nearest rivals fuck up.
>Finish 2nd
>W-we overperformed, la! Next season is OUR YEAR! Based Brenny will bring in World Class players, la! With Suarez, we'll walk the league! Easy double, treble or maybe quadruple!
>Suarez gets sold
>W-we got a lot of money for him
>Good luck, Suarez!
>Based Brenny will bring in so many World Class players with that £80m!
>Hummels, Gotze, Javi Martinez confirmed, la! Cheeky bid for Messi when? XD
>Get Ricky Lambert and Saints rejects
>B-based Brenny, Lambert is a Liverpool Lad through and through, he's a better Big Andy! T-those Saints players are w-world class!
>Finish 6th
>C-can't expect t-t-them to settle in one season, la! Next year is OUR year!
>Brenny gets sacked
>Good, what a faggot, fucking BrenDUMB didn't do anything for us! He sold Suarez! Fucking cunt! W-world class manager and we'll get that quadruple!!
>Klopp joins
>HAHAHA! SUCK IT MANURE! Title CONFIRMED. How many points will we win it by, lads? Easy 15 points. Maybe 20! Or 25 XD!
>With Klopp here, we'll attract PROPER World Class players!
>Hummels, Gotze, Javi Martinez confirmed, la! Cheeky bid for Messi when? XD
>Finish 8th
>H-he needs time to settle in! Can't expect success in the first season! He got to two finals! W-w-orld class players soon! It w-wasn't his team! Fucking BrenDUMB!

Being a Liverpool fan is a merry-go-round of utter delusion and mental gymnastics. There isn't a more disgusting football club in existence. Their fans are entitled criminals who think they deserve everything because they scrapped some cups in the literally who period of football.

>>76267883
Need to up date that for finishing 4th. But i'd wait to see if they get to Groups.

>>76267883
Are you mentally impaired?

>>76267789
Wenger has already proved he doesn't give a shit what "fans" think of him. Fans will always be incredibly bipolar anyway. One game they're singing Ozil's name, the next game they're slagging him off. And a rumour like this, regardless of whether it's true or not, makes a statement to players like Sanchez. It basically say "the club is bigger than you, you can either continue to be a part of it or leave".

>>76268043
Fuck off newfag.

>Imagine being born in Liverpool

Top myself desu.

>Imagine not being born in Liverpool, but in UK, and STILL choosing to follow Liverpool

Kill my family for failing to get me to support the local side THEN myself.

>Imagine not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even being born in England, or even the UK. But literally being born in another country, a country which hates the UK, and out of all the clubs in UK and the world, you decide to support Liverpool

Literal mental retardation. I can accept people from around the world following United or a London team, but not fucking Liverpool. Utterly irrelevant as a club. Even their own sponsor takes the piss out of them.

Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh? They'd be ridiculed like they should. Only way to fix the problem would be to kill themselves.

>>76268172
>Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh?
I've a friend who supports them because they've got so much '''''''''''history.'''''''''''

Thank God I took a liking to Chelsea out of all English clubs.

>>76268673
>Thank God I took a liking to buying from Chelsea out of all English clubs.

FTFY

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>ac will make morata as the highest paid player on serie a

>>76262676
Liverpool for Salah would make me cream my pants, really. Exactly what they need, also they get the Arab market.

>>76263562
Mou just sniffing his own farts. He has a special aircanal instaled in his jacket sleeve.

>>76262950
I'm sorry your the customer of an Italian club that can't afford anything but EPLEL and LeLiga rejects so you don't get any transfer business done until everyone has finished buying and selling

>>76263191
Better than Nike's usual generic shit

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>76272454
He'll come when he's done winning the league every year to play for UCL qualification once every 3 years.

>you now remember the clause that makes rain wooney always the best paid player at yanited
>you now remember the balloon door clause in marshall's contract
>you now remember javi martinez joining liverpool on 3rd august 2017

>>76271175
Based chinks, love 'em

Any updates on the literally whos but future GOATs to Leipzig situation?

>>76262676
>>Arsenal have made an £87m offer to sign Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe
wew
>Gunners midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, is ready to sign a new £280,000-a-week deal
w e w
>The chairperson of the Arsenal Independent Supporters' Association says the club are stuck in a crisis and major changes need to be made after manager Arsene Wenger signed a new two-year deal. (Daily Star)
>keep everything the same
>we need change, la!
Fuck off.

>Chelsea have enquired about Fulham goalkeeper Marcus Bettinelli, 25, as they search for a number two goalkeeper following the departure of Asmir Begovic to Bournemouth
What about Boruc, tho?

>>76263191
It's nike so it's shit.

>>76267789
Thing is, times changed. You can't get a proven player for cheap nowadays and English league needs to pay extra because of all the money they earn from TV anyway.
That being said, does Arsenal really need Mbappe? Or any new striker at all? They already have two and Perez who wasn't even given a chance and they often opted to play with no striker on the pitch.

where is drippy N going this year la?

Currently laughing at Manchester United

>>76272779
>That being said, does Arsenal really need Mbappe? Or any new striker at all? They already have two and Perez who wasn't even given a chance and they often opted to play with no striker on the pitch.
Welbeck can't finish and Giroud can't stretch the defence. Mbappe would do both jobs well and if Sanchez leaves then they'll definitely need to strengthen their attack somehow.

Although I highly doubt Arsenal have actually placed this bid and even if they did, I don't see Mbappe moving to a Europa League team. If he does leave Monaco then I'd imagine he'd go to Real Madrid.

>>76263191
A FUCKING BARCODE

Pouvez-vous me mettre au courant de la situation impliquant le transfert de Javi Martinez à Liverpool?

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https://tomkinstimes.com/transfer-price-index-top-100-premier-league-buys-after-inflation/

ur thots?

>>76273050
Wright-Philips was a bigger flop than Torres.

>>76273050
how the fuck did Leeds even go bankrupt?

>>76273084
weren't they already drowning by the time they sold ferdinand?

>>76273063
He started the meme pacey black winger. That contribution to the world worth the money.

>>76273088
they reached the CL semifinal and the 5th spots in EPL.They got a fuckton of money.

Odds on Salah flopping again?

>>76263191
too blue but I saw it yesterday live and it's not that bad, worse than the last three though

>>76263343
4 > 6 > 1 > 8 > 9 > the rest

>>76273050
How is Aguero (£38m) at £76.5m yet Carroll (£35m) who transferred one season earlier is only £58.4m

>>76273103
Series of bad owners

Who wants Donnarumma? Nigga is asking too much

>>76273280
>tfw donnarumma to juve actually happens
Raiola is literally Satan.

>>76273280
That guy just want to staling his contract until Buffon scram from juve gk spot.

>>76262676
>the club are stuck in a crisis and major changes need to be made
>after manager Arsene Wenger signed a new two-year deal.
my fucking sides

>>76273301
He's getting demoted to the youth team if he refuses to either sign a new contract or leave this summer

>>76273323
I genuinely believe that Milan should sell him, everything to stop having to deal with Raiola.

We will get Bale instead of Griezmann:

DDG
Valencia Bailly Lindelof/Rojo Darmian
Herrera/Fabinho Pogba
Bale Mkhitaryan Martial
Ibra

>>76273346
I think so too, and i'm a Mian fan.
Donarruma is showing he doesnt give a shit about the team or developing himself, he just cares about the money and at 18 this shows very little ambition. Just sell him to the higest bidder and buy someone like Scesni or Perin or whatever and invest the rest in midfield.

>>76273350
Mkhitaryan is dog shit on the 10, he's a deep-lying 9 at best. can't create shit.

>>76273367
In his defence it's not easy dealing with Raiola, even worse when you think his father hired him. He was also thrown around as the star of the team and the new Buffon in the making.

It's not surprising he thinks he deserved to be paid well.

>>76273367
>perin
isn't he permacrooked?

>>76273367
What did you expect, his agent is fucking raiola.

>>76265987
Sarr can run fast and dribble very well. 5 goals and 1 pass for a first season in europe is quite ok, he looks very promising

>>76273375
>It's not surprising he thinks he deserved to be paid well.
they offred 3,5m that's about how much Buffon is paid for fuck sake. And rectn reports said Milan even increased teyr offer and they took time to think about it! He can to Manchester with an injustified high fee and wages and be booed and torn apart from the press the first time he does something like he did vs Pescara for all i care.
>>76273379
i expected it but not so early
>>76273378
yeah he's injuried right now, i was just trowing around names

why are people acting like griezmann rejected united when he was keen to go until he knew it would fuck over atleti too hard?

>>76273367
I like how you spelled Sczezny I don't know how to spell his name either.

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wasn't this scam supposed to be good? the first thing he's doing is literally selling our best striker to liverplel for under 40 millions

>>76273420
sz-cz-esny

>>76273427
dzeko is going to liverpool?

>>76273350
Fabiniho will not go to MU.

I seriously think arselel can sign mbappe

>>76273419
because greaseman rejected manure, like you just described

>>76273506
think again
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/02/monaco-reject-arsenals-87m-kylian-mbappe-bid/

>>76273493
He's not going to City.

>>76273506
He had to be loyle to his cholo.

It's Tuttosport, famous bullshit newspaper, so take it with a grain of salt: they claim Donnarumma is asking 8 freaking millions, more than Neuer. Someone call Szczesny already, I'm done with that kid.

>>76273512
>first week of transfer window
>first offer rejected
these could be negotiations, doesn't mean much right now

>>76273520
dude, it's >Ruttosporc. They're just making stuff up for gobbi to believe in.

>>76273512
He wants Real

>>76273506
Top kek.

>>76273492
salad. Without him, dzeko would have scored less than half the goals

>>76273527
Aren't big clubs interested in him?

>>76273520
I wont believe a word Tuttosport prints, and you should do the same.

>>76273553
Wait what

Why is everyone trying so hard to let Juve win the league AGAIN (more like aga7n ah ah).

>>76273420
There's a z either side of the c. So it's Szczesny. I'd love to have him back at Arsenal, he seems to have improved a lot during his spell at Roma and he has a genuine passion for the club. But it looks like he's getting sold for good now.

>>76273527
87m was already double their record it sounds to insane for them to go back

>>76273566
Do you really think he's improved

>>76273539
He's said that Real is where players go when they are at the peak of their career and have already proved themselves. Although he's not leaving Monaco this summer, they've effectively priced him out of the transfer market.

>>76273565
Roma are poor and have to sell, they'll drop out of top4 imo

>>76273301
Jokes on him. Buffon is gonna play till 50.

>>76273556
yes, but at arselel he would be a starter all season, he would be a star together with alexis and ozil, the presure would be less, a logical incremental step in his career rather than a jump to a bigger club where he may end up in the bench more often. Also, him being french and wenger/henry

he's only 18, he may feel more comfortable at a lesser club and get play time to develop

>>76273569
true, but remember manure was also penny-pinching until ferguson left and they realized they had to start spending big to fight for the top spots

if arsenal want to step it up they'll have to sign a 100m attacker (and a couple 50m mid/defender) and with everybody pointing at the board, wenger out and star players getting tired of all bs, they may do it. If there's a moment to change their spending habits it's now

>>76273556
if his goal is Halal, but he can't get there quite yet then he won't want to get stuck at a club like City or PSG who either won't play him or won't sell him

>>76273619
He will retire after the WC

Is it true that Dortmund wants Balotelli?

>>76273632
He would also have
>Fickle fans
>Low morale
>Bad manager
>Less wages
>Tough league to integrate into

>>76273577
He seems to have improved his decision-making during his loan spell and he has the most clean sheets in Serie A (ahead of keepers like Buffon, Donnarumma, Hart and Reina). Cech doesn't have many more years left either so a long-term replacement is needed.

>>76273632
Top kek. Monaco is a way better than 4senal. He never go to shit club like Arsenal

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>Swiss tabloid says Favre to Dortmund is off, Favre wants to stay in Nice.

>>76273655
>mentioning Giovanni Core
he's been the funniest running gag of all /seriea/ this year. He almost managed to be worse than Padelli.

>mbappe has contract until 2019
>he's on £24,000 per week
monaco will either sell him this summer or he'll leave for free the next one

or they could give him a new contract but monaco are a selling club, they won't pass on a 100m bid for an 18 nobody, and the wage offers from bigger clubs may be too high for monaco to match

Do Arsenal really need Brappe?

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>>76273709
For me, it's Papu memes

>>76273724
No, Giroud is better

>>76273724
>welkek
>giroud
probably

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>>76273709
>>76273736
>not Paletta

>>76273724
Yes. Won't get him, though.

>>76273709
How bad is Torino's defence? Hart seems to have had a terrible season there if you look at the stats yet everyone doesn't seem to be calling for his head.

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>Given the £43m purchase of Silva, which was announced last week, and the expected arrival of Mendy for around £39m, City could send more than £190m to Monaco this summer if they manage to win the race for Mbappe.

>>76273795
Did you miss what torinos owner said about hart?

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>>76273795
>How bad is Torino's defence?
pretty bad but Hart was terrible
>yet everyone doesn't seem to be calling for his head.
because nobody in England watches Serie A, not even journalists

So where's Aubameyang going?

>>76273795
They're ttrying to be 'diplomatic' about it. Hart would be better if he stayed another year after adjusting.

>>76273780
>ywn see a cleaner tackle

>>76273812
Arsenal la

>>76273812
Liverpool

>>76273812
Buyern lmao

arsepoo squad
>David Ospina
>Emiliano Martinez
>Petr Cech

>Mathieu Debuchy
>Kieran Gibbs
>Per Mertesacker
>Gabriel
>Laurent Koscielny
>Rob Holding
>Nacho Monreal
>Shkodran Mustafi
>Hector Bellerin
>Carl Jenkinson

>Aaron Ramsey
>Mesut Ozil
>Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
>Santi Cazorla
>Granit Xhaka
>Jeff Reine-Adelaide
>Francis Coquelin
>Mohamed Elneny

>Alexis Sanchez
>Lucas Perez
>Olivier Giroud
>Theo Walcott
>Alex Iwobi
>Yaya Sanogo
>Danny Welbeck

>Calum Chambers
>Wojciech Szczesny
>Jack Wilshere
>Campbell
>Chuba Akpom
>Takuma Asano

lmao they have 3 decent players and the rest are absolute trash, and it's a huge squad too

>>76273811
>you now remember english pundits talking about hart like he was neuer once poop kicked him out of city
ay

>>76272832

Giroud is going to Newcastle for 20m

>>76273367
>Scesni
kek
>>76273420
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Pl-Wojciech_Szczesny.ogg

>>76273780
What the fuck was that supposed to be?

>>76273812
>highly rated Dortmund player
>where is he going
Why even bother asking? You know the answer.

>>76273811
Apparently Roma are considering a move for him for some reason. He must have done something right if one Italian club is remotely interested in him after this season.

so you think rafa is gonna sign any big names? newcastle has a lot of money last time i checked, i dont know what hes doing but i cant see newcastle getting relegated this season again with him in charge desu

>>76273812
PSG more or less done

>>76273921
Giroud is too good for Newcastle

>>76273940
The only thing he did right was how he dealt with the new culture and language. He made a genuine effort to fit in and learn Italian and stuff. I think he was pretty popular in his team too, looking at social media things. Not like other english players that went abroad and sat in hotel rooms all day or Ashley Cole at Roma

batshuayi is the new loic remy

yes, remember him

>>76273520
Wojtek to Napoli to play with his mates Milik and Zieliński.

>>76273632
Arsenal is a big club REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>offering 25m for the egyptian walcott

>>76273961
that was fake

who is getting Mbrappe?

>>76273940
>Apparently Roma are considering a move for him for some reason
Complete bollocks. Roma are full of goalkeepers. They didnt try to keep Scesny bcause they alredy programmed from last year to let Allison be the starter, they are even going to sell Skorupsky because he's too good to be second keeper

>>76273978
>from the league where >le lazy Bosnian is a godking

Hearty chuckling indeed

>>76273994
Monaco

>>76273994
Monaco. Manure are the only club stupid enough to pay €100m+ for a teenager and he's already snubbed them.

>>76273780
This will never stop being funny.

>>76273994
Liverpool

aabout to go for a haircut lads

what do i get?

>Arsenal have yet to decide whether to return with an improved offer but the mere fact the club are prepared to countenance transfers at this level is an indication of a step-change in their thinking.
good, good, just according to keikaku

>>76274042
Reverse Mohawk

>>76274042
A Gascoigne

>>76274042
A coffee with the lady behind the register

>>76263191
Partizan Belgrade had similar nike kit when >we kicked Newcastle United out of last ever Cup Winners Cup and narrowly lost to Marcelo Salas's Lazio, so the design brings back fond memories, but it's still barca's kit so it's automatically shit.

>>76274042
The just.

>>76273944

Sissoko for 25m

>>76273994

>>76274046
>make a bid that is lower than a rejected bid from Real Madrid
>it inevitably gets rejected
>"Well, uhh, you can't say I didn't try to spend money this summer. But Jack Wilshere will be like a new signing when he comes back from injury."
Wenger is a genius.

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>>76273994
we all know already

>>76273944
Keiran Gibbs for £20M

>>76274120
tbf it was apparently more guaranteed cash instead of incentives

>>76274127

Anything to get Dummett out the team

what about meret?
is he as good as domarmu like everybody says?

>>76262676
how do you switch from griezmann to bundesliga bench fodder

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>>76265987
>Dortmund
like any "star" will ever go there

>>76274204
Here's a clue: It's bullshit

>>76274175
He never plaied in Serie A so it would be a big risk, but i never saw him lay since i don't follow Serie B
The speak well of Milan third GK too (Plizzari) but he's even younger and i doubt he's ready to start

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One Perisic please and a side of Keane

>>76274120
>you know remember the 40m+1 bid

Someone buy Bacca please

>Manchester United boss José Mourinho wants Bayern Munichs 31-year-old german goalkeeper Manuel Neuer for the start of next season. (Vital Football, via getwestlondon)

>>76273007
>glisser

>>76274258
>tfw everybody falls for every meme but bacca
sorry lad not happening

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/870585959502557184

Utd """interested in""" signing Varane. Sky """""sources"""""

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>british food is disgusting

>>76274294

>brown bread

Ooooh, look at miss fancy pants

>>76274294
You seem to have spilled some dogshit on some perfectly good toast.

>>76274293
Must be a fun job shitposting IRL to get customers excited

>>76274219
What about Scuffet? A few years back he was supposed to be the next big thing I think

Same with Berardi, is he ever gonna join a big club?

>>76274294
what the hell is wrong with you people

>>76271175
What's the origin of the spaghetti meme?

Bounnci will leave????

>>76274263
Well I want him too but it doesn't mean either of us is getting him.

>>76274322
He refused Atletico last year because he wanted to finish highschool, he then kept being the second keeper and plaid onl 6 games this year. So it's hard to judge

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Time to check on the latest odds... I wish I were dead.

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Would be a pretty scary team 2bh

>>76274330
Autist moving their hands weirdly when they are nervous. It looks like they are trying to stop spaghetti from falling out of their pockets. It was used to greentext awkward stories.

>>76273709
>giovanni cuore
>juan corazon
>joao coracao
>johan herz
>jean coeur
>szíves jános
>janusz szczscszczczsc
>ivan sertse

>>76274330
I always thought it was partly derived from that Eminem song.

>>76274042
Liverpool

>>76274360

Fucking lel why is Giggs being considered?

>>76274362
>Kyle Walker

Hoping that transfer happens so he can be exposed for the fraud he is.

>>76274362

Yeah it would be, unfortunately the brazilian robbie fowler is the first name on the teamsheet

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40132895

>Mohamed Salah: Liverpool in talks with Roma for Egypt forward

Mane-----Firmino/New ST-----Salah
Coutinho----Hendo -------Lallana/Keita
Milner/New LB----VVD-----Matip----Clyne
---------------------Mignolet

You're 17/18 champions right here

Mbappe is staying one more season for his development.

/story

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>>76274419
Lacking money and options.

Noises from the club allegedly looking for an experienced manager. Which is a terrifying prospect given the names on the list.

>>76274219
doesn't spal get promoted to serie a next season?
>>76274322
>Same with Berardi, is he ever gonna join a big club?
berardi is actually really getting better
i still rate him higher than dybala
too bad he will join inter next year probably

>>76274433
Just needs to learn to play on a proper pitch 2bh

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Fenerbahçe will step up their pursuit of Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri.

Sevilla haven’t exercised their redemption clause and Nasri will soon return to City. However, it’s understood he doesn’t have a future at the Etihad. (Fanatik)

>(L’Equipe) say Chelsea have become ‘annoyed by the various intermediaries that slow negotiations’ for Bakayoko; they are reportedly looking at other possible signings
>One of those is Lyon’s Corentin Tolisso.
>Chelsea are said to be ‘very interested’ in the midfielder, and L’Equipe say the possible transfer was ‘inevitably’ part of talks which they claim took place on Wednesday between Jean-Michel Aulas and Chelsea.

(TuttoMercatoWeb) claim that Roma are thinking about bringing in Manchester City’s Joe Hart as a replacement for Szczesny or backup for Alisson

>Over in Spain, Karanka is being linked with Alaves by (AS), although there’s been no claim of actual contact.
>Alaves are one of a number of clubs, including Leeds, linked with the former Middlesbrough manage
>It’s possible that Karanka turned Leeds United down.

(Sport Witness) understands that, while some PL clubs are taking an interest in Mo Salah and have enquired, no agreement has been struck with the Reds, either with Roma or with the forward.

>With Arsene Wenger staying, Arsenal are ready to ‘hit hard’ in the market, and that includes trying to beat Tottenham and everyone else to Thomas Lemar (Monaco). (L’Equipe)

United on Obamayang

just got back form barbers and opted for the 4 on sides and back with a trim on top

>>76274587
Good. I was afraid they will go for Morata after Griezmann say he will stay at atletico.

>>76274594
I usually go 3 since I find 4 grows out a bit too fast 2bh, congratulations on picking a non meme haircut though

>>76274627

Ta lad

>>76274627
short back and sides is the biggest meme haircut around m8

very contrived

>>76274663

The undercut or topknot is the most meme cut desu

>poocastle thinking they will get giroud

can we all take a moment to collectively laugh at poocastle?

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>>76274042
get the mini diouf la, complete with blackface

>>76274670
>wanting giroud at all

>>76274708
He's a good striker

>>76274708
giroud is one of those players that look totally out of it during the play but who actually manages to be regular in scoring goals. surely he doesn't have the ball playing skills for arsenal but for a small team who needs a regular striker who can score 15 goals a season giroud is a good fit

>>76274731

So hes a shit Dzeko?

>>76274497
More like no one is willing to pay the money they want for him.

Javi Martinez is in Manchester for a medical

>>76274708
Giroud is the most complete striker in Europe

>>76274751
He's going to Liverpool la

>>76274739
He's Dzeko with more flair and less occasional blooter, he's definitely underappreciated by arse fans

>>76274746
No, Germany. He said earlier in the season he wanted to stay. Everyone just forgot that it was all wrapped up a few month ago, much like they forget about Atletico's transfer ban and the potential consequences of that on the Griezmann deal.

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Where did everything go so wrong?

>>76273527
Tuttosport has always been the greatest football fan fiction of all time

>>76274486
Decent midfield and attack but that's at least 50 goals against with that defence

>>76274788
Baggy noughties kits are a fucking abomination

>>76274788
How did all those shit Anglo players get so far in the Champions League?

>>76274788
selling the aussies

>>76274862
You never know, Victor Von Doom is a pretty scary guy to go against.
Should protect the keeper quite well

I feel like Sky Sports fabricated the Utd/Varane rumours because they can't clickbait using Griezmann anymore

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>>76273660
official confirmation from nice

how fucked are they now?

>>76274907
Why not go back to the James stuff

>>76274922
raineri it is

>tfw scoring less than bournmouth
>tfw we still won't buy a world class playmaker
>tfw we still won't buy Kroos/Payet

>>76273660
>wants to
has to*

Donnarumma: 'Renew of the contact? We' ll see, we'll see.'
Milan fans 100% mad

>>76274957
lukaku and barkley are available for 150m

>>76274788
Is Leeds the Parma of England?

>>76274486
van dijk is going to city

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>>76274922
Firing Tuchel was fucking retarded. Even more so when you have no replacement lined up.

>>76275081
>poomund

>>76275081
Watzke's penis must be tiny for him to be SEETHING this hard about Tuchel

>>76274975
On one hand, I understand those highly rated youngsters that want to make huge money at 18, you never know when you'll tear your ACL and become permanently shit, might as well grab the cash when it comes your way. On the other hand, fuck them, there are like 10 clubs in Europe that can afford their demands and they're hoarding every good player around, football becomes much less exciting that way.

>ruben loftus cheek linked to bournemouth and west ham
is he any good or just another chelsea meme youth player

>>76275081
Stop shitposting and accept you're too autistic even for #EchteLiebe shareholders, Thomas.

>Premier League side Arsenal have turned their attention to AS Monaco attacking midfielder Thomas Lemar, according to L’Équipe.

>Lemar, who is also being chased by Tottenham, is not fazed by the fact that the club is not in the Champions’ League next season, because of the possibility to fight for the Premier League as a priority, like Chelsea and Manchester United attempted this season to varying degrees of success.

>Juventus also like Lemar, but Arsenal’s interest in him is viewed by the player as enticing, at a club where several French players have succeeded at historically. With two years left on his contract, Lemar is coming to a potential turning point in his career.

>>76275144
good enough for those teams

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>>76275106

>>76275144
>big english nigger

course hes fucking shit

>>76274330
The copypasta about the guy with spaghetti in his pockets

>>76274975
he will sign the contract later because raiola is currently busy trying to sell lukaku

>As the Mill read today’s edition of L’Equipe during a high-powered breakfast with other influential figures in football, we turned to the Liverpool big cheese John W Henry and asked: “Say, did you ever find out what they’re smoking over there at the Emirates?” Henry didn’t reply because he was still on the telephone to Jürgen Klopp, who had rung five and a half hours earlier just to say good morning.

So the Mill asked the other football Svengalis around the table for their opinions, but the best suggestion that anyone could offer was that Arsenal’s IT system had been hacked. That seemed to be the only explanation for the lack of cringe-inducing selfies posted by the club yesterday and also for the shockingly uncharacteristic big-money bid for a world class player, Kylian Mbappé. According to L’Equipe, Arsenal have joined Real Madrid and Manchester City in pursuing the teenage striker and actually gone so far as to submit a reasonable-in-football-terms bid of “around €100m”, which is worth £87m at the time of writing. Make that £86m. Sorry, try £85m. No, £84m … tell you what, let’s just move on as if everything’s OK, shall we?

>Wenger will seek to entice Mbappé by assuring him that not only will he get regular action at Arsenal but the whole team will be built around him; and that team will include Alexis Sánchez and Mesut Özil, who have reportedly been told of Arsenal’s summer targets and been suitably impressed. Of course, they’ve probably also been told that the team will be built around them but, hey, that’s just one of those things that managers sometimes have to say, like “we don’t know how to play for a draw, we go into every match looking to win” and “I don’t like to criticise referees because they have a difficult job but that plonker loves himself and was desperate to make sure all the cameras were on him today.”

On which note, let’s move on to José Mourinho. He’s said to be formulating a bid for Lyon’s Alexandre Lacazette, whose mooted move to Atlético Madrid has been torpedoed by the club’s transfer ban, which has also shot down Antoine Greizmann’s potential switch to Manchester United. Romelu Lukaku is still being linked with Old Trafford, too, as has the Werder Bremen striker Max Kruse and the Benfica centre-back Victor Lindelof.

>Meanwhile, once Klopp had finished saying good morning, cracked a few jokes and flitted through a variety of other topics that crossed his mind, he had words with Henry about Liverpool’s transfer targets. They include Roma’s Mohamed Salah, who is said to be keen to try his luck in the Premier League again. All it remains for Liverpool to do is agree a fee with Roma. Liverpool also want to make their traditional pilgrimage to St Mary’s, but Southampton are warning that if they intend taking back Virgil van Dijk as a souvenir, it’ll cost at least £70m.

Rafa Benítez like the look of the Metz winger Ismaïla Sarr and has convinced Newcastle to make an offer of a around £10m for the Senegalese.

>The Chelsea coach Eddie Newton has emerged as a person of interest in Sunderland’s hunt for a new manager. But it could be several years before an appointment is made if the club are intent on talking to everyone who could do a better job than David Moyes did.

Meanwhile, before heading to Cardiff to watch his team win the Women’s Champions League final last night, the Lyon chairman Jean-Michel Aulas swung by Stamford Bridge to discuss two potential recruits to his men’s outfit, namely Kurt Zouma and Bertrand Traoré. Chelsea, meanwhile, expressed their interest in Lyon’s midfielder Corentin Tolisso.

>Watford fancy the Le Havre full-back Ferland Mendy, who is also courted by Marseille.

Sandro Ramírez is a Málaga striker, but not for much longer if Everton have anything to do with it.

>Leeds are keen to hook up again with Jonny Howson, who has turned down a new contract offer at Norwich. As for Leeds’ next manager, word is Aitor Karanka is keen to bring a bit of excitement and stability to Elland Road. Wonder who he’ll recommend as manager then?

>Kruse to United
would be laff

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>Monaco fell for the Tielemans meme

>>76275081
>shitmund

>>76275346
>picture
Is that some kind of Bloodbourn boss or something?

ctrl+f:
>Liverpool: 20 matches
>Manchester: 8 matches
>Madrid: 4 matches
>Bayern: 3 matches
>PSG: 3 matches
>Chelsea: 11 matches
>Dortmund: 5 matches
>Arsenal: 23 matches
When will you idiots realise that "journalists" will write any old shit about an Arsenal transfer, and that agents will play the Arsenal card to get better deals for their guys. Every year it's the same thing. Arsenal get linked to every single player in Europe, and people actually talk about it like it's going to happen. Just because they have a large fanbase that wants transfers, they always lack players in critical roles, and there's always money in the vault. It never happens. Any big signing is either done far in advance, or it's completely out-of-the-blue, or it's some literal who that doesn't generate publicity. Sanchez and Xhaka were done basically before the window even opened, and Ozil was done under total secrecy on deadline day.

>>76275373
Ludwig la

>>76275270
>Kurt Zouma and Bertrand Traoré.
Zouma should go on loan, he won't get the play time he needs to recover at Chelsea, but I am torn on Traoré. I'd keep him as third striker, but is he happy with that?

>>76274248
>it's another united sign meme players and somehow don't manage to improve their squad episode

>>76275153
>le mar

>>76275411
Oh wow, I've never even played that and somehow got it right

Could Kyle Walker replace Philipp Lahm at Bayern Munich? He's pretty fast.

>>76275444
walker is half a mong with limited technique. he will get exposed HARD no matter where he moves.

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tfw not a Manure customer

>>76274548
>doesn't spal get promoted to serie a next season?
yes, but he's an Udinse player anyway

>>76275444
la just accept one of the bad parts of developing english is they never want to move abroad

>>76275439
does mar mean gay in some language

>>76275398
tl:dr

>>76274975
Absolute cunt desu

>>76275501
stop talking about arsenal everything's a lie

>>76275153
>at a club where several French players have succeeded at historically.
Yeah because Juve didn't have succesful frenchmen right?

>>76275509
Who's buying? Navas is doing good, De Gea won't leave, City just bought a GK. Maybe Arsenal?

>>76275519
This is true for the extreme majority of rumours

>>76274975
He can leave. Even if he stays he's the kind of dude who will always be in every rumors, season after season. A team need stability.

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bring fun kits back

>>76275530
He's just trying to leave for free and go to Juve who will give Raiola a huge sign-on bonus imo

>>76275537
I agree. I'm done with him and Raiola.

>>76273274
what are transfer bonuses

>>76275531
you're not wrong, but you're asking a lot for a slow as fuck general to not talk about whatever it can

>>76275546
the patterns sure, the fits pls no

>>76275546

That Newcastle away kit is beautiful

>>76274975
The guy ruined his career desu. Him and Milan were perfect for eachother. He'd get crucified for the slightest mistake in England and can only dream of starting for a top Spanish club. The only option left is joining Juve, but good luck benching Buffon.
This seems like a lose-lose situation to me. Both Milan and Donnarumma lose. The only winner is Raiola I guess.

>>76275081
literally schalke tier decision

>>76275603
if I remember well the goalie kit of that year had the skyline of newcastle in a very beautiful sunset atmosphere. very beautiful

>“From what I know, there have been three serious times when English clubs made an approach for me," Buffon said.
>“Two of them were when I was a young player at Parma, and I know Alex Ferguson and Arsene Wenger asked about me – and then, when Manchester City was taken over, I know they approached Juventus.

>>76275550
is Buffon planning to retire?

>>76263343
Every single one of them is average

>>76275614
inb4 cheeky Inter bid for Donnarumma

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lmao

>>76275644
>is Buffon planning to retire?
after the WC probably

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>>76275638

>>76275662
>Inter spending big in roles they have alredy covered
classic Inter move, might happen

>>76274486
Wait do liverpoo actually play the bagel

>>76273050
>sweep
lel

>>76275614
Raiola is good. He convinced Pogba that Man U will be the best choice for him if he wants to win a ballon d'or in the future... Pogba lost 3 years of his career or maybe even more because Man U will need time to become a CL contender. Juventus is in final of the CL.

>>76275684
Handanovic is getting old la'
Donnarumma next Zenga la'

>>76275663
Him and Rojo were unironically better than Alder-Vert before Rojo died

>>76275703
>la'
What would the milanese version, zio?

>>76275663
god i hate the media

>>76275699
Do you really think any Juve player will win it over ronaldo if they win?

>>76275614
>The only winner is Raiola I guess.
like always, go ask Balotelli

screaming at liverpool buying salah lads

>>76275731
Only journos vote strting this year, so no Burindi captain and manager voting only either Ronaldo/Messi

>>76275722
depends
low-class chav version is probably "zio" o "fra"
stereotypical Milanese businessman verision qould be something like "nanì" or "testina"

AC Mailand should focus completely on the EL next season desu

>>76275740
Journos are idiots and alot easier to bribe

>>76275731
>implying he wouldn't just statpad in the confed cup anyway