/heem/: ufc fight night 109 hype edition

Just use it you sad cucks

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Gustafsson vs Teixeira
Oezdemir vs Cirkunov
Sobatta vs Saunders
Razak Alhassan vs Akhmedov
Enkamp vs Taleb
Hermansson vs Nicholson

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>>76161478
Schaub bless brother.

Since Fight Pass is free I might be able to take webm requests

Anyone want anything?

>>76161513
Schaub heeming Cro Cop
Schaub schooling out Mitrione

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>>76161513
Dustin vs Miller

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>g-glover s-s-stands a chance!

>>76161528
i'm so happy this is back

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>>76161513

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>>76161523
Blasphemer
>>76161526
Anything specific? Ausbro probably made webms on the night so not sure what you want

>>76161528
Glover is getting rekt for sure, actually this whole card kinda sucks, but its fine because those Swedish cucks don't deserve a good card

>coral springs

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>>76161646
...is one of the greatest places to raise a family.

>>76161597
6:08mins in till 6:14 please

>>76161619
it has a bunch of no names, but the only way to make them is to ha e them fight. who knows, might get a spicey new prospect. euro shows tend to have undermarketed fighters

Gus is gonna get huehuehue'd you'll all see

>>76161685
>might get a spicey new prospect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Razak_Alhassan
damn this guys got a crazy record, all 1 minute KO's

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>>76161494
Gustafsson
Oezdemir
Sobotta
Razak
Enkamp
Hermansson

Please replace this with my original prediction image: column 1 "pick one of ____.jpg" angela magana

>>76161725
i dont edit images. just repost it

>>76161513
If i gave you the links could you do some bellator fights? Or is it possible to view videos from the bellator website?

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>>76161494
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Razak Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson

>>76161743
i just did repost it lol just cut and paste it over the existing one

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>mfw casuals don't even know about saki bombs

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What a time to be alive

>>76161494
I goofed my picks but you put them up anyway.

Thanks mano.

>>76161494
Gustafsson
Oezdemir
Saunders
Akhmedov
Enkamp
Hermansson

>>76161889
No problem.

>tfw not getting my webm

>>76161897
you need an image

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>>76161889
bisping.jpg

how many hours till fight night?

>>76161954
4PM your time

>>76161670
heard you got banned senpai
how was your month off?

>>76161999
>month off?

funny how since he's been back there has been no constant impersonating spam

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>>76161937
All hail THE KING!

>>76161993
Thanks bruv <3

requesting Garbrandt heems pls

>>76162007
lel I didn't think anybody saved that

>>76161999
This is the first day this week a thread didn't look like this. It really makes you think.:
>>76121267

>>76161290 #
I haven't heard anything about TJ doing that stuff since leaving TAM, but I hear shit all the time about how hard TAM trains. That combined with how they're acting on TUF, and I don't think TJ was ever the problem.

>>76161717
pro career 6:31 for a 7-0 record

that's almeida tier, i think almeida has 18 1st round finishes, 2 second round, 1 4th round, 1 decision and 1 loss

>>76161675
Fight Pass time stamps or 6 mins into the fight

>>76161744
A download link? Then yeah sure I could

>>76162200
>Fight Pass time stamps
Yeah just as Bruce is announcing the fight the camera goes on Dustin for 6 seconds

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>>76161494

Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Nicholson

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I don't care about this card I just wanna see max Holloway get Heemed, so his fanboys will kill themselves. This will make /heem/ 10x better.

>>76162059
>tfw you see your own tits

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>>76161933
Gustafsson
Oezdemir
Saunders
Akhmedov
Enkamp
Hermansson

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>>76161494
Gus
Cirkunov
Sobotta
Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson

>>76162059
>that charging vibrator

>>76162267
There are like zero max holloway "fanboys" lol

anyone shitting on aldo is most likely a conor fanboy

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>>76162423
dual dildos and a highly used tube of preparation H

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natty GOAT

>>76161513

Aldo knocking down Chad in the first round of their rematch PLZ

Also if you could include the knee and defended takedown right before it

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>>76161494
Guss
Cirkunov
Saunders
Akhmedov
Enkamp
Hermansson

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>>76161999
Was pretty painful. Finals week and missing UFC 211 discussion with /heem/.

Great to be back. Hope I never get banned again.

>>76162111
>>76162018
Get the /int/ extension for extra flags. You will be able to see when I post. I haven't been able to in a month.

Anyone have the webms of Maia's "takedowns" of Masvidal?

>>76162447
You're dead wrong buddeh. Max has Hawaiin fans, he shares a lot of mighty mouse fans through twitch and video games and he definitely has a lot of fans purely because of his skillset.

>>76162498
Why did you put takedowns in quotations?

>>76161548
that's a pretty complete defeat lol

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>>76162467
>>76161513

Please respond

>>76162511
Because they were sweeps

>>76162496
>Get the /int/ extension for extra flags
no
extensions and options were a mistake

>>76161585
WTF, is Alavarez wearing several cups over each other? That's worse than McGregor.

>>76162059
I'm guessing the only reason this is still up is because a mod thought it was a guy.

Stream?

>>76162501
Barely any here though

>>76162523
Yeah hang on my Wifi is being shitty I'll try and do it
Doesn't help I updated >Windows 10 and now they've forced some Windows powershell bullshit in instead of cmd
>>76161744
>>76162218
Bellator lad what are you after

o/u 175k PPV buys for UFC 212

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>>76162467
I made this before, you must have gone to bed

>>76162551
usually he is cleaning up a lot worse amazing how it suddenly stopped for the first time in how many days?

>>76162540
Don't bring the dog out of him bro

>>76162621
Dont bring the knees out of me

>>76162220

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>>76162220
>>76162676

>>76162467
>>76162589
You still after something?

>>76162689
Thank you xx

Anyone got a stream link? Its blacked out in Australia

>>76162724
Schaub vs Mitrione finish

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Haha /ourgirl/ makes her pro debut June 23rd

>>76162858
I really hope her and Sage win their next fights

I could see a potential fight with Sage in the future

>>76162858
haha

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>>76162724
>>76162820
Found in archives
>>76162785
What's on? Fight Night is later mate

>>76162858
>muh athleticism
dork can barely dunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcBHlPgw4vo

>>76162858
a face only a brother could love

>>76162878
I wanna see him fight Platinum. Good vs. evil

>>76162858
She started at 145. Meeeegan is running scared

>>76162890

>Fight "Night" starts at 10:00 in the morning

Really makes me think...

>>76162858
pretty sure sage fought multiple times as a pro already

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>GDR just "P4P"
>Joanna has no record
I'm not sure why they're in quotes either

>>76162891
I was able to dunk as early as 9th grade, i can't do that spinning shit he does.

>>76162724

I'm good, thanks

>>76162957
>GDR has no belt either
like pottery

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>>76161513
Alright so I don't think I've missed any requests

>>76162957
Amanda Nunes looks like a Pokemon gym leader

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Can either of these guys become champ or have they both been deleted?

>>76163022
SCHaub vs Cro Cop please

>>76163098
Wouldn't mind this.

>>76163098
That fight does not exist.

>>76163096
Only interest angle is if Gus wins and Jon wins they can set up the rematch in the fall

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>>76161494
Gustafsson
Oezdemir
Sobatta
Alhassan
Enkamp
Hermansson

>>76162890
>gives the thumbs up "I'm good bro"
>passes out
Damn Schaub was a beast.

Name 10 fighters who can beat Big Brown in 2017.

>>76163154
I literally can't think of one.

>>76163154
>HW top 10
wow that was hard

>>76162858
imagine if they had a kid. total beast and probably kind of tardo i guess

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what's the potential of ferguson getting poopare'd against al?

he might get heem'd desu

>>76163222
This is the USADA era kid. Schaub would clown those dopes.

>>76163124
Fuck I meant to put Cirkunov

Reminder
https://youtu.be/FQGF1I6LxSM

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>>76163267

>>76161513
webm the tyron uppercut knockdown from round 5 at 209

I have a good feeling my boy Glover is going to fuck Gustafsson up tomorrow

>>76163235
honestly about 50/50

AL hit like a truck and ugly tony is Alvarez levels of letting people hit him in the face

>>76162858
>haha I have a great idea, I'm going to jump up and point at you
>haha good idea bro
>haha
>haha

>>76163269
Remember when "Stipe tapped" was a meme and everyone was posting webms of Reem getting knocked out? Stopped completely after the meme went away. No one hates Schaub, they hate you.

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>>76163291
I think you'd be surprised. People actually missed me. I have a good relationship with most people here imo.

>>76163235
Al has 1 win in 2 years and thats over the shell of diego sanchez the dude who blocks punchs with his face. Im not convinced. I'm not saying he isnt good either but tonys on a 9 fight tear.

fight pass is free?

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>>76163303
I think YOU'D be surprised

>>76163291
You seem perturbed. Relax bro, it's Saturday night. We are all pals here. S. Bless

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>>76163316

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>>76163336

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>>76163291
Wrong and Wrong

>>76163336
The (You) that retired a heavyweight

>>76163316
For a month
Use code STOCKHOLM

>>76163271
Man it's 40 minutes just to webm 4 seconds which is just going to be used for shitposting. I'm not sure if I should bother when my Wifi is being this pisspoor

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>bisping ducking
>gdr saying shes willing to get stripped
>mighty mouse fight some loser who missed weight multiple times ducking tj
>conor doing across sport mandrama
>cody hurt
not his fault tbf

stipe, joanna, and tyron are the only legit defending champions right now. what the fuck happened lads?

>>76163338
If Schaubposting stopped I guarantee you the troll pics and webms would too. No one cares about Schaub either way, they just want the legitimate autism to stop.

>>76163386
Yeah, that's why h8rs are always instigating unprovoked. All those processed cheese snacks are affecting your brain.

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>>76163369
do it when your wifi gets gud senpai

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>>76163386
>no one cares about Schaub

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>>76163397
Eh I shouldn't be enabling your shitposting
How's this? I sort of cheated it

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>>76163426

>>76163395
>>76163402
Read my post again.

>>76163441
I take it you're happy with it then

>>76163446
You're objectively wrong no matter how many times I read it.

>>76163463
Selective reading is a legitimate symptom of autism. I should have known better than to get into this but maybe someday you'll make sense of it.

>>76163499
Sorry you can articulate your thoughts. Whatever you think you're writing is just coming off as nonsense.

>>76163426
My stream was fine throughout this entire fight and froze just as Tyron hurt Thompson

Lmao I was so mad. The only action through 25 minutes and I missed it. It buffered again and All I saw was a still of Thompson looking half dead with 30 secs left on the clock

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Cody is about to get knocked out again real soon, he thinks he's so nuts after defeating an injured Cruz who didn't even fight the way he usually does, he actually just wanted to knock cody out cold, because we all know that this fuck has a suspect ass chin. Dom even outstruck cody and won the 5th round despite being dropped and cut up, Dom is a fucking zombie, his chin is like Nate's. Cody just didn't get hit on the button, TJ can very well find this guys chin and end him. If Dom and cody go at it again, you can bet your ass that Dom beats the fuck out of this guy, with a few adjustments and a better gameplan Dom defeats him all day. All cody did was wait for Dom to come close so he can catch him with his fast and hard right, which worked but Cruz took a risk for us fans so the fight wasnt boring. If he wanted he could of chilled back as well. If you're a casual then dont even respond to this. If you're a legit fan of the sport, then come at me, I'd love to debate.

>>76163426
dam Thompson running on pure instinct here, if Woodley paused for a moment to pick a shot at around 0:12 he prolly could have stopped him

>>76163369
40 minutes? how are you making these webms?

>https://youtu.be/ct4JHIppjOM?t=10m34s

Baby_Cynthia.zip

>>76163536
Grabbing entire fights and then making webms
I know there's a better way, Italy does it by just grabbing specific parts but I'm not really sure how it works

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>>76163456
thanks man

>>76163573
you can just use Open Broadcaster to record the part you want. It's a little convoluted but it works better than downloading the whole video. Are you using webm for retards?

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>>76163522
he was swinging so wildly he hit the cage multiple times, got too excited after 30 minutes of nothing, we better never see this shit fight again

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"What are you doing anon, stop filming us"

>>76163597
Nah Xmedia
OBS works like SHIT on my Laptop. I'm not sure why, but when I do use it it's very choppy and basically a powerpoint for Fight Pass videos. My laptop isn't that bad spec wise but it's integrated Intel 520 graphics which I guess is the issue

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>>76163609
>we better never see this shit fight again
This


Don't mix those two together ever. Just wait for maia to get heemed and we'll finally get a POC all inclusive version of robbie vs rory starring Maia and Tyron

>>76163376

If someone told me two years ago that only the HW, WW, WSW, and WBW would have the only legitimate champions in the UFC, I would have laughed.

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>>76163634
Who keeps on shooping her forehead? >:(

>>76163665
God damn did LHW and LW fall from grace. Used to be the best divisions by far.

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>>76163674
>shoop

>>76162858
ya'll talking shit about colbey but that's some 5'8 mexican's dream girl

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Do you guys think WW Ferg can beat tyron?

Tony seems to think so.

I'm curious to see how that fight would go, I see Tony elbowing from the bottom, Getting a free eyepoke and Snatching that neck

>turby is fully revved

>>76163765
Where?

>>76163683
LW literally is the best division by far?

>>76163729
AYY

>>76163683
>LHW

Literally ALWAYS been top heavy

>>76163789
Lyoto Machida
Mauricio Rua
Rashad Evans
Quinton Jackson
Forrest Griffin
Jon Jones
Tito Ortiz
Alexander Gustafsson

LHW was at one point the best division to watch.

>>76163810
>Top heavy
>posts top 8

>>76163816
I don't think you understood what I said. LHW used to be the most entertaining and exciting division. I never mentioned anything about deep deep talent.

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>>76163634
>heemster sneaks into a gym.webm

>>76163833
My argument was that LHW was always top heavy, BOI

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has anyone been more JUSTED than this guy?

>lethal kicking game
>extremely good subs
>highlight reel everything
>wheaties posterboy

and now he's a total bum

>>76163862
the game evolved past lankets

>>76163862
forgot that he's also super durable and tough

also that time he knocked out a guy after dislocating his shoulder:

https://youtu.be/xpPHxtpaYQU?t=59

start a minute in if you want to skip Duke blabbing

>>76163862
probably got POOSADA'd

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>>76163862
He could have had a legit comeback but instead he got

BLESSED

>>76163862
he had shit fight Iq, natural fighter, but not a tactical one.

it's why people praise/hype his brother, less skill, less power but he had to make up for it by being a smarter fighter

>>76163763
tyron via shadow realm

>>76163862
>cars destroyed
>miss weight
>heemd for first time

>>76163879
for the love of god let Max get past Aldo and in the memeiest way possible

>>76163893
Aldo is gonna 50-45 the fuck out of him

>>76163882
i wonder how that Pettis / Aldo fight would have gone years ago in Brazil

the easy prediction is aldo rolls him with better grappling and leg kicking, but i could see a hot take argument for pettis saying he wouldnt be at such a size and strength disparity as usual. and his ground game was always really solid with sweeps and subs

>>76163957
from what we have see, aldo would have won, handily, in a boring fight. mind you suprised henderson couldn't expose him either, but benson has his own failures as a fighter

>>76163953
I guarantee you Max is Turning him into a soccer player

>>76164006
>henderson
pls lad, It's bendo

>>76164009
with max's leg being the ball?

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>>76164035
sure, man. he's gonna spend the whole fight headbutting it

;)

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FRIENDLY REMINDER

Chael P Sonnen was 120 seconds from beating a prime Anderson Silva to become MW champion after relentless levels of trash talk to hype the fight.

And he fucks it up all by having lazy triangle defense, which burned him multiple times earlier in his career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjntLrWw34g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjntLrWw34g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjntLrWw34g

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>>76164051
lmao @(You)

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i would

>>76164062
he would've popped regardless. the losing atleast makes people remember him being close to winning, not winning then getting stripped.

he threw it lmao

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Will Aldo be better remembered for his MMA legacy or his hamburgers legacy?

>>76164089
even so could you imagine a day or even an hour of Chael genuinely being champ after how that fight was built up?

>>76164062
It really just reminds me of how overrated Anderson was/is

>>76161964
wtf duck your head and wing the overhand

>>76164105
>i hespek shale, he better fighter tonight
>to fans, i sorry, i sorry

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>>76164108
enough shitposting for today

>>76164138
Overrated doesn't mean he's bad, sweetheart

>>76161964
Is it just me or does that look a lot like the way Cody got heemed in amateurs

>>76164084
play a game?

>>76164152
please pumpkin, I bet you rate mighty duck

>>76163096
you made glover look like malbobabo

name 10 fighters not on steroids who can beat angela mangona protip you can't

>>76163291
>No one hates Schaub
well...

>>76163235
Al get's d'arced 1 minute into the second round

>>76164209
schaub
schlob
scab
scoop
seeep
skeeeeeup
CTE
schip
poop
nate diaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyph84GvWwY

Cro Cop is so based

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is usada based?

>>76163862
he'll bellator at the end of his current contract

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>>76161494
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Sobatta
Alhassan
Enkamp
Hermansson

>>76164258
I wish they made this fight instead

>>76164271
they should, 2014 roll back superfight

>>76164267
still one of the hottest chicks in hollywood even at 50

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>>76164267

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>>76164093

Both, trick question

>>76164093
is this not shopped?

>>76164051

Idk man. I think he's gonna be surprised by Aldo's speed, and will get frustrated and leg kicked every time he tries a flurry. But we will see, anything can happen.

>>76164321
>aldo gets the belt back
>his post fight future is filled with success while conor fights in random russia cards to pay of debts
conor btfo

>>76164355
>conor invests in famous burger franchise
>aldo's success is his success

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>>76164321
Doesn't aldo know culture appropriation is NOT OKAY

>>76164350
>le act smug but bitch out so archiveGOD doesn't smight you afterwards

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>>76164376
good grasso

>>76164374
>le 300k to gas in 10 minutes man
>smart with money
lmao

>>76164426
that 300k """investment""" had a pretty nice ROI

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>>76164379

I've posted multiple times that I wont count Max out, even though I favor Aldo. im just being realistic in that Aldo winning isn't a sure thing.

sorry adam

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>>76164446
kek

>>76164446
that cyborg pussi tho

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>>76164446

>>76163521

lmao shut up kid dom got fucking REKT cody was doing the dab and push ups during that fight

>>76164446
why

>>76164441
I just believe we don't know how good max is. he's tougher and possibly as complete as aldo. both can fight as counter, pressure, swarm or out fighters. which means, unless they get caught up in assumptions about where they want to be, it could be a barn burner as both guys move both directions and through all ranges

>>76164479
>as complete as aldo
lol?

>>76164479

The only thing I'm relatively sure of is that it will probably end in a decision and whoever wins will take their lumps in the process. Max is tough, and Aldo took a whole two years off to recover from getting knocked out when you consider that Frankie couldn't touch him.

I also think Max is prone to leg kicks, which makes me lean toward Aldo

>>76164475
He might have knocked Cruz out if he wasn't so busy showboating like the goddamn idiot that he is.

>>76164441
>literally doing it again

Lol

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i mean, the list just goes on and on

turks are such good looking people. Erdogan, koksal baba etc.

Coral Springers are such good looking people. Joanna Jędrzejczyk, Robbie Lawler etc.

>>76164580
>>76164604
Very cool

>>76164613
americans are such good looking people. bj penn, you etc.

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schaub bless you lads

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>>76164630

heem /ded/ tonight

reminder to enter in empornium's UFC 212 prediction free for all for a chance to win porn credits

participation is free

https://
www.empornium.me/forums.php?action=viewthread&threadid=73223

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>>76161428
People still watch mma?

>>76164785
It's the only legitimate sport.

> I care about who can kick a ball into a net

>>76163376
Don't count Aldo out so fast

>>76164785
Yeah but only millions around the world

>>76163303
I honestly hope you get hepatitis.

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>>76163729

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>>76164838
I show nothing but love to everyone here. Even you. You make me laugh. I appreciate your humor. But why say something like that to me?

>>76164855
Because I honestly hope you get hepatitis.

>>76164861
Eh, well you know what? I hope one day we see eye to eye.

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>>76164826
it can't even do 2m on prime time tv anymore. i remember when it could do 4m on cable

>>76164883
ratings don't account the 8 friends chipping in for beer and pizza watching one tv you goof

>>76164873
i hope one day you get hepatitis

>>76164873
I would rather bleed out through my dick.

>>76164896
Can't tell if this is worse than you guys calling for me to kill myself.
>>76164905
Am I really that bad?

>>76164920
We all hope you get hepatitis. What do you think?

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>>76164927
>We all
So 2 people?

>>76164941
Trust me, we all hope you get hepatitis.

i like schaub bro. i'm op posting guy but i lost my webm folder cause i gave it up for ramadan

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>Jose flips burgers now

>>76164952
Thanks brother. You make great OPs. I genuinely read the news headlines.

>>76161964
This is literally me during boxing sparring.

I always have the tendency to drop my fucking hands down.

>>76164952
Don't encourage him. /heem/ was like 1000% more comfy this past month without his autism.

>>76164997
Keep telling yourself that man.

>>76164611
Just bet next week's food money on Held. He can't possibly drop three in a row, right?

>>76165165
Whoops, didn't mean to (you) you lad.

>>76165165
Not many guys go 1-3 in last 4 and get to be a -300 favorite. Safe bet.

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>>76161526
Lad you have to name that picture "AGAINST DAT" that's half the joke

>>76165304
Google translate has failed me, what does he filename mean?

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>>76165319
Its a stupid cheer shouted against Arka Gdynia football club. It means Arka Gdynia whore pig.

There's a bunch of those for teams around the country with most ridiculous being "Korona Kielce kurwy widelce"- widelce means forks

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Here to bring the good news!

>>76165784
will schaub be on?

>>76164446
lmao

>1 PM ET
Чтo блять?
What?

>>76166122
It means13:00 in New York Boris, that would be 20:00 in Moscow

>>76163870
He's not a lanklet

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>>76161494
Mauler
Cirkunov
Saunders
Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson

HHEEM SLEEPY
14 sec KO in panacres

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rate this technique

What time does Marcin fight?

Fight pass prelims
Prelims
Or main card?

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>>76166539
Says Fight Pass Prelims on my Fight Pass login, what makes you ask?


Also lads is this card starting in 3 hours? plz

>>76166539
He's the first fight on the card.

>>76166625
>Says Fight Pass Prelims on my Fight Pass login, what makes you ask?
I only want to watch him fight and I wanted to know how long I had to wait. The prelims start in 5 hours lad

>>76166645
I think it's 4 (3 hours 45 minutes)
It's 10am ET, Google says that's 3pm in Bong time

is he /our guy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiAI8fXBJoM

>>76166682
Fight pass prelims are 3pm bong time but it's not on tv for another 4 hours 40 minutes. I really hoped it would start earlier

>>76166692
Same sort of. Honestly the worst thing is I might be able to catch most of it, but I'll likely miss the main event which, along with the co main are the only fights worth giving a shit about

>>76166486
her right isn't shit, her left is

>Fights don't start until 3:00AM on a monday morning

Really Sweden?

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>>76166828
You are spoiled with comfy sunday morning fites, Bruce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXVAd1EdYUs

mousasi = reddit

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>>76166881
bisping = 4chan ?

>>76166828
Why aren't you watching the prelims?

Why are Gergard and Jacare friends?

>>76166372
is it bad that I recognize alot of the pick avatars?

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>>76167012
You'll know you're truly home when you start recognising the ass that gets dumped.

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>>76167012
absolutely not

>>76167046
saw this one before...

>>76167049
who beats her? valentina?

>>76166952

I thought the prelims started at 3:00AM bruh

>>76167081
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-stockholm-2017-fight-pass-prelims

Even if you don't have fight pass you should be able to look up an upcoming event on the website and get a countdown.

Cain vs Stipe in the works
JDS vs Predator on the same card

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>>76167112
When is the greatest welterweight of all time fighting next ?

>wake up
>confirmed Schaubcast this morning
>just Callen and Joe joining him
>no edgy brah to derail everything
Based

>>76167147
>Callen

Why are they bringing the guy who actually talks about the fights?

>Due to broadcast restrictions, this video is not available within a UFC® FIGHT PASS™ subscription or as a pay-per-view in your region. Please check your local TV listings for viewing information. This event is currently blacked out in your region

Anybody know a good free proxy for fightpass?

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>>76161428
>ben saunders by whatever he wants

sobotta will humble these momos

war sobotta