DFB Pokal / German Cup final

>>76146019
great

shit thread

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>it's another tretertruppe wrecks reus and dembele episode

will BVB lose four cup finals in a row?

>mfw I had a fantastic tattoo done and I'm ready for the game now

>>76146080
What's wrong with it besides

>"""denmark"""

>>76146305
*kicks you out*

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

>>76146285
we can only wait and see

:^)

>>76146285
would be really ebin if they did 2bh

>>76146911
pls no I want Reus to finally win something

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>>76146305
nice

>>76148052
Reus can go fuck himself desu desu

>>76148474
just because your daddy is a driving instructer and raped you as a child doesn't mean that bullying is okay, okay?

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Men on the left, boys on the right

>>76149319
you mean
>men on the left of each side, manlets on the right

Today, we are all Frankfurters.

>>76150230
no

>Stinkfurt

Frankfurt: Hradecky, Chandler, Abraham, Vallejo, Hector, Oczipka, Gacinovic, Fabian, Medojevic, Seferovic, Rebic

Dortmund: Bürki, Bartra, Dembélé, Reus, Guerreiro, Aubameyang, Kagawa, Sokratis, Piszczek, Ginter, Schmelzer

>>76150897
>Ginter
End me.

>>76150897
>Slavfurt

Dortmund bench: Weidenfeller, Bender, Rode, Schürrle, Pulisic, Castro, Durm

Frankfurt bench: Lindner, Tawatha, Barkok, Hrgota, Meier, Blum, Russ

>>76150897
Red Star Belgrade vs Dortmund

>>76151675
lel

I hope Frankfurt wins just because I hate Watzke and Kovac is based

>>76151768
too bad they'll get absolutely raped 3-2 in added time

>>76151675
Kek'd

Was there no previous thread to this?

>>76150897
>no Weigl obviously
>also no Sahin and Castro in CM

wtf is this madness?

>>76151944
Only /bundes/

>>76151991
Tactics Tuchel

>>76151991
>Castro
>Sahin
fucking lamon

>>76151991
Tuchel trolling Watzke one last time

Die Frankfurter Fans singen die Dortmunder gerade in Grund und Boden

>>76152086
>Die Frankfurter Fans
a bit rude

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I forgot the speedway was on tonight. Oh well.

Time to fire up the grill.

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>Helene Fischer singing in the half-time

I wonder who thought this is gonna be a good idea

CAN'T WAIT FOR DUSELMUND NAZI TEARS

>>76152210
Well if America gets Lady Gaga or w/e during superbowl, we might as well have Helene

anyone has a stream that works outside of Germany?

>>76152234
>>76152234
>>76152234
>>76152234

IT'S TIME, GET IN HERE

Hello Germanbros, do you rate Marco Fabian? I think he was a good addition to Frankfurt this season

>>76146019
dubs and Reus scores a cheeky hat trick

>>76152210
"Schlager LMAO" hipsters that like her ironically unironically. literally people named Sören.

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Get comfy, lads. Kick-off soon.

>>76152245
fuck off you retard, we're staying here

dubs and aubameyang dies

>>76152279
I remember Denmark going through that phase (not with Fischer but Danish schlager) maybe 10-15 years ago. It wasn't a pleasant time.

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>>76152210

gee, I wonder...

this whole thing screams "GERMANY NO!" kek

For an oval stadium it's pretty good, but the best kind is still a rectangle.

>Witt
get that commie shill out of here

Hghahaha Katharina Witt got a boob job

NUR! DER! BVB!

dem tits doe

*wobble wobble*

original

who /last time for TuT/ here?

>>76152350
the best kind of stadium is one without a fucking running track around the field

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>scheiß polizei

what did they mean by this?

>>76152331
Holy shit.
I hope Frankfurt blows them the fuck out.

>Aytekin singing
based

>>76152407
#Nut4TuT
#Justice4TuT
#Pray4TuT

>>76152407
not me, i have to endure steffen simon

t. poorfag

>>76152424
it means that running people over with trucks is part of their religion.

early reus goal

>real human bean

>>76152418
Ya sure.
I actually think Parken in Copenhagen is one pf the nicest I know of. It's not pretty at all, but it's a concrete rectangle and super steep. Just a shame FCK only have big city Erfolgsfans. Brondby could make the atmosphere really special in a place like that.

obama's hair is pretty weird

>>76152511
[spoiler]drink Bitburger[/spoiler]

>>76152373
pic? I always thought she already stacked.

>Nazis fucking up the view

Every
Single
Season

>ayytekin ref

we re in for some shenanigans.

there's some sort of haze on my stream
Is there fog or something in the stadium
Or is someone just smoking a joint the size of a gustav train cannon

Will they sing the Pippi Langströmpe song?

>>76152650
It's me I'm in the stadium right now smoking a fag one lol

>>76152679
I meant a fat one

>>76152679

au weia!

Fuck this is the last game of the season, don't know what I'm going to do now

>>76152679
inb4 people make homophobic jokes about this post

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>krauts in charge of quality viewing

>>76152650
Probably ISIS desu

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>>76152524
Bielefeld also has a nice stadium, pretty similar to the one in Kobenhavn I guess. A bit smaller though.

fuck off dembe le reddit

Dembouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

DEM! BE! LE!

k I'm off

OLEEEEEEEEEEE JETZT KOMMT DER BVB

DEMBELELELELEL

DEMBER LEE

DEMBELE

fuck

WOW! literally the new le cut inside man!

Steffen Simon actually having a fucking orgasm right now

>Vertrag bis: 30.06.2021

good job Dortmund

T A K T I K

F U C H S

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The defender has suggested he may have to leave BVB in order to win silverware, having finished third in the Bundesliga

Sokratis Papastathopoulos has hinted he could seek a move away from Borussia Dortmund in a bid to win more titles.

Sokratis and Dortmund will have a chance to end the campaign on a high in Saturday's DFB-Pokal final against Eintracht Frankfurt, but the centre-back suggested he could leave the club.

I want to play until I'm 33 or 34," Sokratis told WAZ.de. "But I have not thought about whether this will be here or elsewhere. After the end of the season there is enough time to think about the future.

What did philosophy mean by this

>>76153020
this
fuck that guy

>boring game confirmed after 8 mins

why even bother

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>Mordanschlag

>>76153054
>I like it at Dortmund but want to check if anybody else offers more. China you got my number.
Pretty clear to me.

>customers already mining salt

why does frankfurt wear the colors of prussia and dortmund the colors of HRE? it should be the other way around tßh

>Cristiano Pulisico won't play until next season because Reus is Ok

Feels bad buy good

why 2 threads

both are quiet as fug

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>Ref trying to get Frankfurt back into game

>>76153410
zzzzzzzzzz

>>76153160

he'll be a meme sub in the 80th minute at RB

I don't get it where exactly is Ginter playing? Kinda sometimes seems like Guerreiro is playing as a cb and Ginter as a dm in this game.

>>76153441
>Dirtmund ever being disadvantaged by a ref
LAMO

>>76153506
His role is wasting time by getting free kicks and simulating as you just saw.

>>76153410
we're watching the game and nothing meme-worthy is happening

>>76153521
>t. Steuer-Uli

>>76153530
He's the type of player to get a yellow card for simulating inside the box leading to a pen for Frankfurt.

>>76153562
yes but this is unusually quiet for a bvb game

Fuck JC TECHNOLOGISTS IGNIFY IT'S VICKY

>>76153591
Because the sillyboy made that new thread. I shouldn't even have made this one.
I think if we had stayed in /bundes/ it would have been better.

god dammit they are sleeping again

>>76153655
yes i think so too

>>76153562
This. Why can't it be like the France v Germany match back in Nov '15?

>>76153722
that was ebin. religion of peace is getting lazy.

Seferovic ist unbelievably shit

FUCK YES

GAME IS BACK ON BUDDIES

>>76153775
kek

WTF THAT DEFENSE

Yeeeesssss get fucked nazis

TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC TANTE REBIC

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ugh

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please tell me the Frankfurters call their torhymne the Hradecky March

>>76153775

need webm

Die Hesse komme!

Can't do anything the easy way.

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>playing without a defense AND without a midfield

Tuchel the absolute madman does it again

why are there so few people here?

>too stoned to watch with my roommates
>firstrow doesn't have the stream
fuck

why is ginter playing

>Ginter again
Holy shit.
I hope he actually gets hurt this game.

>>76153967
https://soccerstreams.net/streams/7315/eintracht-frankfurt-21_vs_borussia-dortmund-4

get with the times old man

>>76153967
sportschau.de

what is it with Dortmund and losing finals?

>Reus

>>76153955
>Man, this is an amazing no hands badmitton final!
>why are there only 15 people here?
It's domestic German football.

Ginter is the Benjamin Button of football

>reus ded

>>76153967
DUDE how can one be too stoned to watch with others?

>Reus almost dead
Goddammit

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>reus ded

>three times vizemister
>lost a champions league final
>lost three dfp-final's
>missed the world cup


is Reus the biggest JUST player in the world?

To think our former president led a double life playing for Dortmund.

why doesn't tuchel play bender

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hello where are the webms?

>>76154065
A-atleast he's on the front cover of FIFA17.

>hart genommen

>>76154031
spent the whole day doing that thing where you clip to a line up in the trees and going over obstacle course like stuff so I'm tired and sore as well. Just need some recharge time.

I think Dortmund just have to accept the fact that they inadvertently did what I call "pulling a Leverkusen", which is managing to assemble too many chokers in one team.

Fucking Serbs

>>76154095
Because he's always either ded, or just coming back from an injury.

Where is Gotze?

>>76154149
eating

>>76153775
Case in point fuckers.

>>76154149
dead and buried in the woods

>off the pole

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOWD YOU MISS THAT

>>76154149
at home, eating 0 carbs because otherwise he'd die

Is Dortmund about to pull a >Schalke?

what the fuck is Ginter doing?

wew

>>76154139
vizerussen?

where the FUCK is the defense??

>>76154191

that flag
???

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>>76154149
ded

How does Ginter keep getting away with this. You'd do better with a stillborn fetus wrapped in a Dortmund shirt. At least you can throw it at the ball and hope it gets a deflection.

This is what happens when you got Ginter "defending".

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It's over Tuchel, I have the high ground

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Dortmund cucking themselves again, Frankfurt will win this

>>76154223
I just live here. Not saudi, gladly.

>ginter
fuck off already

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what went so incredibly wrong?

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The absolute state of Marco Reus.

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>Dortmund went downwards the minute they signed Ginter
It's not a coincidence, is it?

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>hello darkness my old friend

>>76154325
kek

Dortmund gar nicht mal so gut vong Fußball her.

Wait, is Kagawa playing dm? The fuck?

>>76154322
send him back to Freiburg

>>76154325
>when she keep suckin

>>76154356
Lösch dich.

Would be so nice if Dortmund won the cup on the same day as Arsenal!

Two clubs with the same spirit, against modern football and with a focus and entertaining playing styles and young talents.

>>76154325
>>76154309
>>76154065

Reus should just join Arsenal, they'd fit together perfectly

Are you guys ready for Helene Fischer?

>>76154356

>>>/facebook/

>>76154389
Kys

>2 goals
>no additional time

Good job, Ayytekin

Such a shame Frankfurt didn't score that. NAZIMUND is gonna be stronger after the break. I really hope evil does not prevail today.

Dortmund is such a fucking joke.

>>76152241
Try out soccerstreams.online

>>76152241
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/6dounl/1900_gmt_eintracht_frankfurt_vs_borussia_dortmund/

>>76154458
Reus has an aua aua doe

Should I drink a BANANENWEIZEN now or later when I catch up on the latest season of hit HBO series Silicon valley?

>>76154356

Jan Böhmermann pls go

>>76154529
>Bananenweizen
kys

>>76154529
>>76154548

>Weizen

both commit sudoku

Reus should just end his career, he's clearly cursed and there's no point fighting against it

>>76154548
>>76154571
Mustafa and Üzmir please calm down.

YEAH PLAYBACK HELENE WOOOOOOOO

let's hope for a cheeky pfeifkonzert

Isn't this song already like 8 years old at this point?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spectators are booing at the half break performance lol

ATEMLOS DURCH DIE NACHT

>Helene Fischer

I still have no idea which pornstart she reminds me off.

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god bless helene

/edge/ might sue me for that but i feel bad for her getting booed lol

Herzbeben lass uns leben!

*dabs*

>>76154758
Jasmine Jolie

>that cheeky sideboob

>>76154728
just like you

Have you ever thought about what it's like to be one of the background dancers for an act like this?

>>76154709
I think she is actually singing live.
You can hear her voice dying at every long note.

>20 background dancers
>only 2 of them are actually white

"""""diversity""""""

>>76154728
It's her only good one.

Sky just showing commercial cus fuck Helene fischer

Sad to see Dante's career when to shit and he had to become a backup dancer for Helene Fischer

>>76154785
white people usually don't enjoy being cringeworthy (dancing)

My dad loves her

>>76154780
Yes very often. I'd quite like to do it.

Menschen Leben Tanzen Welt

I want to fuck Helene.

Dancers are black males and white females lol. How modern... if it was still the 90s that is.

>>76154772
nigga are you even trying?

You could've seen CR7 advertise a fucking AbTronic on BT Sport ESPN. No way the half-time show comes even close to that in pure entertainment value.

>>76154816
Kek

>>76154785
>only the women are white

hmmmm

>>76154780
So to be black? No.

lmao literally EVERYONE BOOING
what the fuck

>German halftime shows

Low budget amatuer shit

>>76154772
>Jasmine Jolie

No.

>>76154836
they have got the same face

that pfeifkonzert

>a real human bean

>>76154864
I'm ok with this for placing niggers in front

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>booooo
>DANKESCHÖN, BERLIN!

>>76154839
I had to shut the stream because of that

>>76154876

agree. they just should have let the music corps play something for 10 minutes.

>>76154864
Frankfurt fans because she supports Dortmund.

>>76154864
Are you surprised?
No one wants some meriburger shit halftime show

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76154846
not really. It actually was one girl and one dude who looked like a viking.

The """white""" women had all turkish/arab/balcan tier face structure.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KEK

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How do you want your career?

>reus ded

oh boy, this is gonna be fun

REUS out
BURGER in

>>76154931
>>76154899
why all the boos?

>>76154942
JUST

>>76154772
Even Kagney Lynn Karter looks more like that little russian. And she even doesn't look much alike.

REUS DED

We in there boys, now we win this!

>>76154955
See >>76154928

Should I get my haircut like Pulisic or the other soccer players? Right now it is just a 3 blend on the sides with a scissor cut on the top so that the top is almost as short. It fits my autist personality but I want to look cool

>>76154955
Because it's plastic playback shit and only farmer and 40-something year old housewives like her.

Im no alt right but ffs sake. Somebody is really pushing this multi culti marxist shit with arbitrary 60% black dancers. So fucking glad it gets boooooed. And ontop of this fuck halftime entertainment. Fucking american plastic ritual.. we like to keep it more genuine over here

>>76152234
>>76152234
>>76152234


NEW

>>76154991
who was singing? i didn't watch

>>76154969
>Kagney Lynn Karter

Totally forgot about her. Gonna fap to her early stuff later.

>>76155021
Helene Fischer

>>76155021
me

>>76155006
>still 240 posts left in this slow as fuck thread
>better make a new one XD

>>76155021
helene fischer

>>76155047
>>76155048
thanks lads

That Guerrero dude is really good

>>76155021
Darude-Sandstorm

Rode is gonna win this for Dortmund guys

>>76154356
ausgelöst

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Fuck this gay shit! I hope Dortmund wins this.

>>76155074
One of the best transfers of the summer desu. And the only one of the 3 from the best young players at the Euros that's had a good season.

why is tuchel a joke lads? Frankfurt are dominating possession, chances, and have hit the post while Dortmund have JUST dembele

>>76155434
>blaming the coach for every single thing going wrong

jesus christ that dembele is a god

>>76155434
>Frankfurt are dominating possession, chances
>possession
Wrong
>chances
Equal, with Dortmund pulling ahead just then.

>Was ist das für 1 Spiel?

>>76155000
>Im no alt right but ffs sake.
>Continues to spout the usual alt right BS talking points

Not fooling us trumpet

>>76155540
literally das Spiel der Spiele. Sowas hat man noch nicht gesehen. Gott ich hasse Kommentatoren

aytekin giving out free penuldies again

Hradecky you fucking dingus

OBAMA

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PIERRE EMMERICK OBAMEYOUNG!

>>76155611
feelsbadman

Nice Rückpass, Pulisic.

I REALLY want Frankfurt to score right now

Who else /hoping for penalties/ here?

>>76155876
this

Everyone is in the other thread >>76152234

>>76155700
Post that whore there.