/mls/ general - MEMORIAL WEEKEND BREAK edition + /ayy/

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the best team in MLS

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NO DELET THIS THEIR FANS ARE ALL ARABS AND SOUTHEAST ASIAN AND THEY WAVE THE ST GEORGE'S FLAG DESPITE THAT FOR SOME REASON REEEEEE

>perf

>>76141883
Meant for >>76141866

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>soon

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who going to zomby tn

>>76141916
a lot of new yorkers on mdma i would imagine

>all these leefs
gross

SOUNDERS THO

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Do all teams have a "firm"?

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>>76141964
it sucks all the other times he has played it has been at chinese restaurants that turn into clubs and you can pretty much do whatever you want inside but tonights venue sucks


>>76142079
>not junglist massive

no just nyc orlando and san jose really

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>>76142079
NYC does but that isn't them
pic related
NYRB has some too
and the SJ ultras
the rest are really just supporters groups that don't actually get into trouble

>>76142133
oh wow i literally forgot >we had "ultras" because gsu is so lame

imagine feeling superior to someone because you have a ska tattoo

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>>76142158
yeah i find the whole ultras thing really suspect in north america
not like i mind violence and racism but it just seems kinda insincere and forced over here
it is what it is though, there are way dumber things about the MLS than these guys

>>76142106
>>76142133
I love that they all wear 80s style raincoats despite the heat over there. Glad to know they're just a minority of idiots

>>76142204
gotta get that frodo west ham movie fashion style on yanno bruv etc

>>76142204
>>76142201
i actually wore a supreme x stone island raincoat to one of the games against nycfc and a guy wearing like an ugly brown cp company hoody was like "THATS A SICK COAT LAD"

i always just wonder what these kids had as an identity before "footy hooligan"

>>76142244
>i always just wonder what these kids had as an identity before "footy hooligan"
judging by their inability to relate to the game outside of LARPing as a european and the league being about a decade or so old, it's probably a safe bet it didn't involve any other sports

>>76142244
Yeah I mean hooligans here were mostly criminals on benefits, fighting was pretty much their life.

Presumably most New Yorkers have proper respectable jobs.

>>76142300
>Presumably most New Yorkers have proper respectable jobs.
depends on your definition of respectable but yeah, most of the people in the criminal class in north america are basketball and baseball fans and gang members so there isn't much hooliganism

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>>76142300
they are all social media managers for startups

>>76142300
Having visited New York once a lot seem to work in the food/service industry but yeah plenty have good jobs... there's crazy juxtaposition tho, you see all night life people going to bars on one side of the street then you see 20 homeless people sleeping on the sidewalk right across from them

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and don't forget the gangsters on the east coast who are hockey fans yo~~

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>>76142338
wow i never realized he was wearing an oi fest shirt lmfao

>>76142333
we get it, black people are bad

>>76142349
thats all big cities

>>76142361
i mean white criminals are also stereptypically basketball and baseball fans because they're the standard working class sports in america but i won't stop you from interpreting it that way

>>76142300
It costs like $900 billion per month to get an apartment in Manhattan, so yes, probably.

>>76142349
nigga that's every big city

we should just nuke New York and start over

>>76142786
Do you nuke your most evolved pokemons?

NYC is the goal, homey.

>>76142833
New York is great
It's the New Yorkers I can't stand

>>76143213
Been there and it's just like London. Great city but literally everyone is rude and obnoxious.

>>76143213
>>76143237
most "new yorkers" moved here 5 years ago
also being obnoxious is just a ny-boston-philly thing
dont fucking talk to me on the subway its like running a train on someone like dont look at me dont talk just fuck your half of the torso

new york and london are the best its nearly 1 am and i havent even left for the party yet

>>76143708
>blog posting

>>76141810
Is there any place in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport among people and where major league soccer (MLS) is the only dominant professional sport league?


a place, where they have only been champions of the MLS Cup

And where his team of the major league soccer (MLS) is the only good, excellent, and with greater amount of fans.


where teams of NFL, MLB, NHL, and NBA are losers, failures and unpopular

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>>76143793

>>76143798
European football is for idiots and losers

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>>76143781

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>>76144324

>perf

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Was Steve H right all along?

>>76147602
>allow Mexicans even easier access to sneak into the country
No

>>76143818
I agree

>>76147602
>>76147723


we're about to get the MLS - Liga MX tournament anyway, thats good enough

>Muangthong United fail to provide safe nets and one of the posts slashes open a Brisbane Roar goalkeeper's arm
>ten thousand dollar fine
>https://twitter.com/adampeacock3/status/868378181245349888
>Brisbane Roar provides AFC officials with money for an eighty dollar buffet and not a one hundred and ten dollar seafood buffet at their five star hotel
>ten thousand dollar fine
This is not bullshit, this is actually something that the AFC did today.

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never4get

>>76147882
what? where? who!

>>76148936
Makes CONCACAF look honest and transparent

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

portland v seattle is a meme rivalry blown up by their respective shitty fans

>>76154797

Yes

>>76154797
As opposed to rivalries like the "trillium cup"?

>>76154797
t. jelly least coast shitter

>Portalnd's Beer League Team

hard fought Loss

>memecadia

>>76155127
Cringe

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>the most southeastern and most conservative part of memecadia

Hello =)

Who /Seattle/ here?

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>>76155183

>4'
>already a goal
FUCK King County Metro

Top tier atmosphere at the cascadia game desu

>>76155291
>takes the met
>tries to get their right on time

I know someone who being stupid here

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1-0

oops wrong webm

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Why don't Yuros like /our league/??? ;_;

>>76155183
Howdy neighbor Bestern Montana reporting in

>hes still tweeting

https://twitter.com/irwinsports/with_replies

>>76155432
>oops
>posts it anyway
Fucking mong

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WHAT PART OF CASCADIA ARE YOU FROM??

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>>76155486
at least he isn't talking about satan anymore

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holy shit these POR scrubs are fucking terrible

has Nagbe always been this shit?

>Gorilla FC
what did they mean by this?

>>76155719
supporters group for seattle i believe

>>76155486
>College football/basketball and soccer journalist. Critical thinker and editor of The Mizzou Report.
How does one get a job as a critical thinker?

>>76155719
Not quite antifa but almost there
It's cringe desu

>>76155779
FUCK HE CHANGED IT BACK

it used to say "Major purchaser of pride gear from @SKCauldron"

>ECS is doing "no one likes us, we don't care"
Does every team just reuse the same 3 chants or what

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Friendly reminder not to cross the line

>>76155911
>Does every team just reuse the same 3 chants or what
as far as i can tell, yes

>having to check your blood sugar mid-match

JUST

>>76155911
FIIIIIIIIIIII RRRRRREEEEE

>>76155927
>El Diabeto

>>76155950
ty for Dax btw

PuliGOD got the game winning foul for dortmund, lads

>>76156501
You sure you're in the right thread?

>>76156550

all ninja turtles discussion goes here

>>76155505
PDX

>>76156245
yw bb :'(

>the Geiger show

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

nice ""rivalry""

>>76156501
Fuck him
Fuck all traitors who leave our glorious borders

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>>76158355

>>76158355
Can you not

Chandler played so well today despite the loss. If only he could do the same for the national team. Yedlin and Chandler should be the options for RB

>>76159184
No fuck Chandler
No fucking faux Americans

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>>76159842

the whitecaps kit is purrty

The Whitecaps play by play dude on TSN is pretty much the only person with a North American accent who can call games without sounding like a hockey announcer or being just completely awful.

>>76160738
i sincerely believe the trick is to pretend you're announcing golf because that's mega comfy announcer level

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Soon

the eternal crossbar!!!!!

>le cheeky crossbar

>>76160982
TWICE

ALLAHU CROSSBAR

>>76160848
Isn't it now?

>check the table
>that 3-way PNW playoff race
i approve this, and would the like the rivalry to intensify in the future

>>76161031
>PNW
you're talking about Cascadia, my dude

>>76161028
Half hour

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>MLS live's closed captioning just referred to Ismail Elfath as "Kermit and Brian"

>>76142333
>>76142386

>Canada is north america

The only country that matters on this continent is the United States, and you should know that the sport of the criminal class is football, second to none.

>>76143793

All of the Philadelphia teams suck fucking ass but the Philadelphia Union is like 5-0 right now.

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>>76161230

>>76161213
Why do Americans have the constant need to re-iterate that they are the best?

anyone got the Loons/Lions lineups?

how is zusi doing now? he looked your best player at the world cup

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>>76161326

>>76161326
>no kaka
gay

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Your DC United MOTM

>>76155450

Mostly a cultural difference, with a little snobbery. European soccer is much more like our football where a shitload of people watch it and it's a regional social clash, but a little bit moreso over there. Our soccer is too corporate and copied, where we copy their names and their chants, and then name teams after corporations like NY Red Bull, not to mention a noticeable drop in skill/quality.

Imagine England starts an NFL. The London Cowboys play the Manchester 49ers and both teams do nothing but call running-heavy shotgun offenses. London's most celebrated Quarterback, Reginald McMahmoud Abbas al-London has a QB rating of somewhere around 40. Mark Sanchez retires and goes to play in the English NFL and kicks everyones fucking ass.

>>76161278
I just wanted to remind you in case you forgot that there are no canadian teams in serious championship contention in any of the major sports you compete in: Hockey, Baseball, or Basketball.

>>76161387
so you're asking me to imagine euroleague basketball, basically

>>76161405
only one of those sports has more than one canadian team, genius. toronto isn't the entire country.

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>>76161420

>>76161462

My point still stands. Canada is trash at sports. Fucking trash.

>>76161482
except for hockey, the one we actually give a shit about

>haha you can't win memeball parity leagues
>what a shit country

How small is your dick senpai?

>>76161493

>Canada is good at hockey
>Hasn't won a Stanley Cup in 23 years
>23 years
>23!!!!!

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Why is $10 million to much for Chicharito considering this?

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haha time for loons

>>76161339
>Jome is the starting AMF
Inchy is officially insane.

>the absolute state of attendance in colorado

It's not because of the standings either.

>>76161587
bunch of jews, they'll probably go for a lower tier mexican to still pander, but not pay as much

>>76161579
>who is sidney crosby
>wayne gretzky

it's almost like you fundamentally don't understand how hockey fans look at the game because you're a sand person

>jome

>>76161579
Those are just teams though, cities in a league based on parity.

Canada's national record:
>13 Olympic gold medals (20 total)
>2 World Cup of Hockey titles
>26 IIHF World Championship gold medals (49 total)

>"""""""""our""""""""""" game
>1993
>by the fucking frogs
the state of canada

>>76161587
Chicharito is not good, and would do shit in MLS. He needs really good players around him to look good.

caps are gonna lose at home cause of a dive LOL

>>76161719
fuck, there goes the CS. rip my rank this week.

>>76161719
unfuckingbelievable

i don't think the video refs are necessary but here's why people think they are

>>76161713
you already lost this one, stop embarassing yourself

Vancouver refball LOL

>>76161735
>last canadian team in the finals was the FUCKING CANTPUCKS
LEEEEEEELMAO

WHO /LOONS/ HERE?

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Just end my life up

>>76161719

https://twitter.com/WhitecapsFC/status/868624353289617409/photo/1

Kek, no one was within 2 feet of him when he went down.

That was a great clearence by salt Lake then, any tips on these games lads?

>>76161773
looks v /comfy/ :3

>>76161778
holy shit, fuck that.
>>76161781
go away /bet/, degenerate fuck

God damn, thank you Andre Blake

>>76161781
RSL's goalkeeper is a beast and philly are bad at offense on top of that, SKC is at the top of the west, Loons over Lions
>>76161797
or he's just casually following one of the professional leagues that plays during the summer you dolt

>>76161811
>bad at offense
>11 goals in their last 4 games

>>76161811
>tips
you don't know these types leef, don't @ me again

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>>76161830

>>76161786
Its free hat night!

>>76161672
>>76161688

>living in the past

Canada is truly irrelevant. You guys are iceland-tier. You and your fag prime minister can fuck off. Talk to me when you win a stanley cup.

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>PC
hey waitaiminute I remember him
he's that one faggot from the Fort Lauderdale Strikers
he can go fuck himself and die in a hole

>>76161874
please tell me how irrelevant cosby is after he lifts the cup this year, paco

>>76161874
Sorry cuck America is irrelevant under Trump

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>>76161874
But we have won a Stanley Cup...

that save by marlon hairston against SKC was durrrrrty

>>76161874
Don't talk shit about Iceland, man

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webm of save

>>76161924
webm?

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>this ref

>>76161972
absolute murderball

>>76161952
Fucking manlets

Anyone got a stream link for orlando v minnesota?

>>76161895
>pens
>cup
kekekekek

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>>76162000
sports-night dot eu forwardslash 34 dot html

I always go to sports-night.eu, they've always got the best stream

>>76161972
>>76161976
so baD
>>76162000
no commentary tho
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/soccer/30117/minnesota-united-fc-vs-orlando-city-live-stream

>>76162043
>>76162046
Thank you senpai!

>>76161963
i don't know how to do that but he went behind the goalie and headed it out after a rebound on the first save

glad our attendance has held strong lads. feels good.

>>76162110
Literally which team are you talking about

we're all loons aren't we

>>76162127
>>76162137

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cheeky?

>three crossbar hits

AMERICA ANON POSTING WEBMS: can i get the replay of the marlon hairston (COL) save vs SKC that occured at 26:50 to like 27:20 with replays so i can show that guy what i meant? internet love will be given in return

>>76162148
Did Royer get a touch? Or did Cropper knock it to BWP? If it was Royer, that's offside.

>penalty

>wake up
>go to stadium
>seattle ekes out a 1-0 win
>go home
>have a burrito
>watch da loons
how's your saturday, /mls/?

Thanks ref too bad >we SUCK

>>76161924
>>76162231
It was Burling, not Hairston

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>>76162232
Bad handling by cropper

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GOAT MVP MLS DEFENDER

>all of these missed benulties in MLS

>>76162279
my bad, would still love a clip of it if the webm guy sees this

>>76162248
>>76162278
There are 5 games on right now, you gotta be more specific.

>>76161895
>canadian has to play for an american team to win

Poetry.

>>76161903
Sorry, guess we'll move over for Canadian global hegemony. Oh wait, lmao.

>>76161920
In your lifetime?

>>76161931
Sorry.

>>76162301
i knew what he meant
>>76162351
are you still here

>>76162351
It was 1993. So, yeah

Tell me about Bobby! Why does he wear the mask?

LOONS PLOFFS Y/N?

N

>>76162382

1993 was a simpler time. Man discovered fire and canada won a stanley cup.

>>76162375
Is canada still a country or is it finally the 51st state.

AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>76162483
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NERD STATUS: BROKEN

AFC Anchorage to the CPL

Ramirez almost languished in the NASLel for the rest of his career.

Damn.

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>>76162614
fuck, I didn't mean to reply to >>76162483
but to answer your question, he's a big guy

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>>76162627
>he's not good enough for mlels they said
W E W L A D S

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Good guys win boys

Drinks on me in manhattan

>>76162299
>>76162231
i have been looking for a clip of it and can't find it anywhere sorry :(

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>>76162800

>>76162813
don't worry thanks for looking bb

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Bring me the weekend, anon

>>76162841
different anon here, i'll try to bring it up on mls live and get a webm for you

>>76162873
thank you you are v kind
although at this point i'm wondering if it'll be as interesting to anyone else as it was for me
it looked like highway robbery live

Scum Jose->lags thread
>>76162812
>>76162812
>>76162812
>>76162812

>>76163066
shit nigga, what you doing

CLASSICO STREAM WHERE

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YEAH BOIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

>>76163066
maaan all the yuros are gonna make fun of us

>>76163234
not sure why he made us leave our /mls/ safespace

>>76159184
Agreed. Better than Zushit as fullback.

>>76163279
I'm a better fullback for the national team than Chandler

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>>76162483
I love how big they had to make the nose hole on the mask.

>>76163066
>thread for something that lasts ninety minutes

I don't live thread my shits, anon.

>not having soccer over Memorial Day

Huge marketing mistake, /mls/. Soccer is as American as warm shepherd's pie.

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>windows scoring

please god no

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Is this a fucking pepe

Ps we'll be at kind regards for all nyc ppl

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>>76163819

>>76162826
did we ever get sauce for this

>>76162917
i found it, but i don't have any video recording software on this laptop so sorry
it was a nice goal line clearance though

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>>76163935

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Hello and have a good holiday weekend, kind anon.

>>76163097

Loonposters a best posters!

for anyone who gets it on their cable: the fifa u-20 matches start at like 2 am if you want some comfy background noise in a bit

do we rate Stefan Frei?

who /abovetheredline/ here?

No Doops. Such a wasted day.

>>76164810
+1

So, /mls/, was Ramirez onside?

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The red bulls
WON

>>76165039
If you have decent vision

>◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗

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AMERICA

>>76164903
Meh.

>>76163678
icee what ewe did there

>>76161903
>USA
>irrelevant
>ever
Only a retarded leaf would be able to contruct such a pathetic shitpost

>>76166711
>the Austrian thinks a country will do fine under a mentally retarded dictator

Not like it's the first time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4548630/Zlatan-Ibrahimovic-discuss-Manchester-United-stay.html

>Zlatan Ibrahimovic to discuss Manchester United stay after ruling out move to the MLS

Is Chicarito all but confirmed then?

>>76142079
>>76142079
All these people look like they vape

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loons

>Being a libcuck

>>76162148
>Cropper
go the fuck back to Milton Keynes

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>>76162841
oh shit this is it right?

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>>76166232
USA USA USA

>>76161473
winner winner chicken dinner. SLTID,

Also Salt City United says hello and get fucken.

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Now that the season is Europe is over, is pic related done with his loan?

>>76178793
He's in Sweden
They have the same calendar as us

>>76179216
Huh, didn't know that. Thanks

>>76173657
Based

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JUST

Are the loons elite

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>Horlaff

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>>76184120
>Chandler
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIRE ARENA
FIRE GULATI
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WHAT THE HELL?

>>76184239
>shoosi

>>76184239
GODDAMN YOU ARENA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOU THINKING?
WHY DOES CHANDLER KEEP GETTING CALLUPS?
THAT'S LIKE HIRING A FOX TO GUARD THE HENHOUSE
OR FOOTBALL PLAYERS FROM BAYLOR TO BE SECURITY OFFICERS AT A WOMEN'S SHELTER

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>>76184239
At least he didn't risk bringing Jones

JESUS CHRIST MAN
YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY KLINSMANN'S FAULTS NOT CONTINUE THEM
FUCK

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>>76184664
And people are just gonna love this one

euro players vs mls players (third number being liga mx players)

Goalkeepers --- 2-2-0 draw
Defenders ------- 5-4-2 euro
Midfielders ------ 5-1-1 mls
Forwards -------- 3-1-0 mls

total = 14 mls players, 9 euro players, 3 liga mx players

does this mean >we are elite?

WHERE IS RAMIREZ REEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE SHIT

>>76184239
>Zusi
>Defender

When will this meme end? Soon please.

>>76185494
Probably a gold cup possibility
There's two players in the last ten years who has been called straight up from MLS without going to a January Camp or B team gold cup
And one of them was inexplicably Alan Gordon

>>76186150
He's still a better pick than fucking Timmy Chandler
Why not Eric Lichaj if he needed a Yuro based defender?

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>>76184120
>>76184239
>>76184664
>>76184789
Post lineups

>>76184239
>The US have a losing record (9-10-6) all-time when Chandler starts, and are 0-3-0 in his three World Cup qualifying starts. Eintracht went 1-10-4 in their final 15 Bundesliga games

>>76166859
Fuck off you retarded libcuck

>>76184120
>>76184239
>>76184664
>>76184789
Stay triggered Doyle. Chandler is easily in contention for RB.

>>76184789
>still calling up Memeis
Jesus christ this useless pacebabby cant even score in the league here, bring in fucking Zapdos over this faggot already.

>>76187097
Timmy Chandler is easily the worst player to ever play for the US and we're including the times everyone was an amateur

I don't give a fuck about what he does in Bayernwinslol

ok lads I'm going to give the mlels a chance and watch the atlanta - ny game

I expect a quality game, better not disappoint

>>76187166
>I don't give a fuck
Neither does Arena. That's why he called Chandler up because he is the best RB right now. Yedlin played a season in the mediocre championship, Zusi and Beasley are too old.

>>76187222
>I expect a quality game
Don't. You're better off watching FC Dallas if you want something that isn't painful to watch. Only watch it for memes.

>Ream
>Hedges
>Besler
>Zushit
>Gonzalez
>Bedoylel
>Badley
>McCartshit
>Memeis
Lord almighty please tell me they will be gone after this years gold cup where new players will be introduced

>>76187249
He's fucked up every time he's be given a chance
There's no reason to think he won't fuck up in the future
He inexplicably has 29 caps
He's been the worst player on the field for 28 of them
So fuck him
Give someone else a turn

>>76187359
I can't any criticism unless it also includes Chandlel

>>76187366
Lol, stay mad stay triggered. Chandler is easily one of our better options and the least controversial considering how mediocre our fullbacks our except Yedlin.

>>76187394
I dont give a fuck about Chandler. I just dont want to see one season mls wonders or mediocre shitters on my team anymore.

>>76187359
Hedges and Gonzalez are good. McCarty is not bad. Bradley gets shit on by casuals, but he isn't that bad. Bedoya is very good when he is used the right way.

>>76187459
You just indiscriminately hate MLS players
Timmy Chandler is just flat out shit
>>76187424
You've obviously have never watch a soccer game let alone one where Timmy Chandler is doing something on the field while there's a US game going on

>>76187505
Nah Bedoya sucks
If it wasn't the fact he played in France he wouldn't be getting called up

>>76187550
Nope. Those players Ive mentioned are all shit. And Im fine with players like Nagbe and Acosta so fuck off you retarded Garber shill. Kys

>>76187550
>muh soccer iq
You're embarrassing, Doyle.

>>76187640
How can you hate those players and not Chandler?

>>76187645
You don't need any soccer IQ to see that Chandler is a defensive liability. It's always his side that gets attacked because he's not very good at his job.
You're just blinded by the fact that he has a German flag next to his club. I'd 100% rather have Yedlin.

>>76186303
O that was wcqf kekekek I thought it was gc

>>76187359
Ream should be replaced by Miazga. Hedges is fine. Besler and Zusi need to fuck off. Gonzalez is fine as depth. Bedoya is fine as a winger. Bradley needs to fuck off but realistically wont so Acosta should be the starter over him. McCarty and Morris can also fuck off.

>>76187687
>It's always his side that gets attacked
Source: my ass.

>>76187748
Or you could, you know, try watching some US games. It's unbelievable that this hack has as many caps as he does.

>>76187678
Why do you keep mentioning chandler you autist? I dont care for him or any of our rb or lb options because they're all frankly shit and a far cry to what we had years ago.

>>76187748
source: Watching US games which he has played in
Like Mexico last year
And the 2015 Gold Cup

>>76187775
Because at least those people >>76187359 have given a couple of decent performances with the NT
Chandler has not and yet keeps coming back in

>>76187775
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MLS players with a handful of caps that didn't perform great get the fuck off of my team
>oh but this guy with like 20+ caps that has been actively bad for a lot of them, I don't hate him as much

>>76187811
>>76187823
>he thinks Im somehow rating Chandler
You really are autistic. And none of those players are promising anymore. They are used up goods who failed in the big games. I also couldnt care who is placed in rb and lb because its all the same

I'm willing to give Chandler another try because his Bundesliga form has been good this season, probably the best it's ever been.
But if he fucks it up again then he clearly has zero commitment to the US and should get b& from the nats

>>76187885
Like 4 of them haven't even played in a big game yet
Hedges has 1 cap, McCarty has 6

>>76187902
He's fucked up 28 times
Why give him a 29th?

>>76187885
Your omission of Chandler, the very definition of "used up goods who fail in big games," in your comprehensive list of Everything Anon Thinks Is Wrong With The NT is telling

>>76187943
It's normal for coaches to select for the NT based on club form.

>>76187811
>have given a couple of decent performances with the NT
KEK. Let's run down his list
>Ream: couldnt hold down a starting spot ever and the most recent games against average opposition he shits the bed
>Hedges: 26 and barely has a cap in a friendly but somehow that must mean he's good even though someone like Miazga has had a better season
>Besler: old and past it and wasn't even good in the world cup or any subsequent call ups he had
>Gonzalez: absolutely shit the bed in the most recent big games
>Bedoya: I actually don't mind him
>Bradley: Useless good for nothing shitter who can't command a midfield, turns over the ball too often and is overall past it
>McCarty: even more mediocre version of Bradley who was never relevant in the national team and is already 30
>Morris: overrated pacebabby who had a weak first season as a "pro" at fucking 22 and has so far scored 2 goals in like 13 games so far.
And THESE are the shitters you want stinking up the national team? Kek

>>76187976
But why after so many failures?

>>76187996
I trust Arena, honestly. Chandler has basically hit peak form this season. Hopefully finally it will carry over to the nats. USA are thin at fullback as it is.

>>76187981
I didn't say we had sucky options
But we've absolutely got to have someone better than Chandler

>it's a ninja turtles thread
i'm out. same tired discussions by faggots who i don't care about.

>>76188024
I don't
He fucking called in Orozco last camp and started Jones in a flat 4-4-2 when if he had seen any other time Klinsmann did so it went terribly
So fuck him