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NYY: Ellsbury exits with concussion, neck sprain
SD: Margot forced out with lower leg tightness
CWS: Jose Abreu homers, doubles, drives in three
OAK: Jed Lowrie doubles twice in four-hit showing
OAK: Sonny Gray strikes out 11 in win over Marlins
NYM: Mets activate Travis d'Arnaud (wrist) from DL
DET: J.D. Martinez not in lineup against Astros
HOU: Carlos Correa remains out on Wednesday
TOR: Joey Bats remains hot with homer, two runs
MIN: Berrios moves to 3-0 on Wednesday vs. O's
LAA: Street (lat, shoulder) ready for rehab games
SEA: Danny Valencia (back) returns to M's lineup
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Just hand the World Series Trophy to the Rays already. Every other team is useless, but if you just hand it to them everyone will forget this season existed.
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>>76108759
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>When you're so desperate for (You)'s you make a thread on the slowest active board before bump limit
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>its a sam dyson episode
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>>76108913
delete this
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>>76108938
It's even worse because you don't have Peyton Manning to bail out your football team when the Rockies inevitably miss the playoffs again.
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1stros
>mfw >rags
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lessgo rockies
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>>76108938
make your own meme
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>>76108952
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>Cuck Dyson
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>>76108975
And my team has 5. Big whoop now let's get back to baseball. GO SOX!
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>tfw white sox
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>>76108952
lol im fine with the Broncos being bad for a while since I got to witness a title I could also appreciate (too young to remember the 2 other broncos titles)
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>rags
ahahaha
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>>76109008
>Being too young to remember 1997 at the earliest
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>>76108994
How mad would you be if the Tiggers brought Sam Dyson into your bullpen.
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>>76109032
Not him but I was 2 in 1997 and I'm 22 now. Do you feel old yet?
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>FEELS edition
L-lads... how comfy is a minor league game?
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>>76109040
Large migraine
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>>76109059
comfy/10
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>>76109057
>Do you feel old yet?
I did already.
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>>76109063
Well the good thing is that you will never have to deal with him because he will never have a major league job ever again after this season. However, on the other hand, Fernando Rodney is still in the league.
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>>76108759
>Rockies are good
>have a first ballot HOF on their roster just now hitting his prime.
>everyone is pissed off
why does Colorado rustle so many jimmies?
Is it just the "boo small market" meme, or what?
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>>76109091
>>everyone is pissed off
What?
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>>76109066
LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON
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>>76109103
He's convinced that pissboi constitutes everyone.
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>>76109059
You want comfy?
Go to your local independent league team
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>>76109091
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>>76109109
Do people really eat monkey soup in Brazil like that picture showed me? Go Stros.
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>>76109057
not him but i'm 34, i've been lurking since 2007, its been a decade...you'll never ever leave
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>>76109091
TYBArenado
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>>76109136
>Do people really eat monkey soup in Brazil like that picture showed me?
Weirdest, yet common shit I have ever heard people do was in northeast, where apparently people in rural areas fuck goats and chickens. But SOPA was like, first time I ever heard of that.
But it's not rare to see monkeys on urban areas where I live, and there are subhumans where I live... 2 + 2 = 4
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>>76109057
> i was 2 in 1997
lol, child
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>>76109091
No one is rustled by the rockies
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>>76109032
I remember 1997 and it was shit.
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>>76109204
Thanks for the Oilers, please give me the Astros so I have a baseball team.
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>>76109218
you have music and the preds
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>>76109138
Nobody escapes 4chan unless they really didn't post here much in the first place, or they find some stupid replacement that suits their retardation better (like reddit or twitsp).
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MARINERS!
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>>76109242
true
i originally found it through /b/ but i haven't been there in ages. mostly sp, but also wsg, pol, fit and diy if i'm feeling hobby-ish
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>>76109253
I want hit you in the face with a 98 mph fastball.
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>>76109253
MARINYAS!
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>>76109271
Your limp wrist cant get above 50
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>>76109271
>>76109303
Hey! Be friends!
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>>76109303
I didn't say I would throw it with my wrist.
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>>76109303
i'll lift yr limp wrist like an antenna to baseball heaven
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>>76109344
/mu/ pls go
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>>76109336
>rags is the only cute thing in the pic
figures
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>>76109363
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WAS THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS
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>>76109267
Pretty sure everyone knows there are people in their 40s in just about every board on the site. But in 10 years the number of 50+ year olds will probably be about the same 2bh and it will still somehow surprise people.
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>mfw the Braves go worst to first again
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>>76109400
I'm turning 30 this year and keep telling myself I'll quit coming.... But I always come back
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Teach me baseball stats, /mlb/.
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>>76109420
tfw you realise you're probably arguing with 16 year olds
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>>76109429
Your OPS is the percentage of errors you make, the number of times a player exclaims "OPS!" if he makes a bad throw or misses a catch
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>>76109460
Thanks. I always wondered what OPS was.
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Can someone who is not computer illiterate (me) webm this pls? tyvm
sports.yahoo.com/news/nastia-liukin-goes-gold-ambitious-flipping-first-pitch-191235745.html
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>>76109429
OPS is all you need for batters
OPS against is all you need for pitchers
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>>76109429
balls against bat per inning pitched or babip is a measure of how many times a batter makes contact with a ball in an at bat
For example if a batter takes two balls, fouls two and then hits a single their BABIP would be .600 because they hit the ball three times out of five
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RIP Vuvzela
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>>76109510
the only stat that matters
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>>76109510
Oh I thought BABIP was Batting Average (against) Balls In Play
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This fuckin guy
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>>76109429
WAR, or Wins All Remember, is the number of games won thanks to plays by a player. Players with a lot of WARs are both popular because of their greatness, and great because of their popularity.
Naturally, guys like Babe Ruth and Barry Bonds had a lot of WARs.
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>>76109609
nah, it's babes against balls inside penises
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>>76109626
my wife and I are sitting here laughing our asses off to that guy...
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ROCKIES
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>>76109491
>not xOBA
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31....!
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>>76109626
When Nolan was at bat a couple innings ago I heard him yell..
>YOU'RE THE BEST PLAYER NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT
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>>76109626
Speaking of Eddie Vedder, when will he finally die? He shouldn't have been the last one.
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>>76109673
I mean, it's true.
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>mfw another road series win
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>red sox win
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>>76109667
i actually prefer wXrbEcOPrTG per at bat
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>>76109682
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Rockies win!
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i need some shorts that don't make me look like an immense abercrombie faggot
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>>76109429
FIP is "false indicator of pitching" and it's designed to stress how accurate ERA is in the real world
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>>76109690
lets get dem brooms ready
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>>76109693
based
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>>76109667
>>76109702
That's not TWTW.
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>>76109721
Cargos
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Yankees win
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>>76109797
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Other than the Sneks, the Rockies road record is better than every other teams' home record.
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>>76109766
> being this much of a college kid
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itt: baseball players you would allow to sex you
Mike Trout
Aaron Judge
Mike Stanton
Shohei Otani
I love the big boys
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>>76109884
that broad from Pitch
i'd like her to squeeze out a fat slippery turd on me
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>>76109884
I'm straight, but I'd let these two double team me any day. No homo.
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>>76109884
Which of them would have boobs, besides Trout?
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>>76109951
Anyone if you pay them.
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I had a dream that Dae Ho Lee was fucking me in the ass while eating a corn beef sandwich
just thought I should share that with you all
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>>76109980
wait, which one of y'all was eating the sandwich
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>MEST
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Hill has walked 4 in the second, he keeps it up doyers fans are gonna start booing
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I hate Sam Dyson. If I see him around Oak Cliff I will beat his ass to pieces. They won't even know what's left of him after I'm done with him. My Rangers don't deserve to lose like this AGAIN. Don't fucking reply to me with that faggot >rags shit.
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>>76110033
The only Doyers fan here is DG and he likes Rich Trill.
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>>76110071
> yfw my own worst enemy is actually a decent bubbegum pop punk tune
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>>76109980
he was eating the sandwich while fucking my ass doggystyle
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>>76109945
Moncada is fucking good looking
such as sexy hunk
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2017-05-25 02:47:13
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uhhhh
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>>76109980
meant for
>>76110004
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>>76110156
When you're being compared to the >rags you have officially hit a new low. Never post here with a trip on again if you value your dignity, Nipscribbles.
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>>76110156
Good ol' Sam Dyson
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Sam Dyson has now been the cause of 6 of the Rangers loses.
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>>76109860
I was making an on topic pun.
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>>76110194
I hope they give him a 10 year 340 million dollar contract and then promptly gut the rest of the team.
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>>76109830
Coors babbies
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>>76110207
fuck you, you fucking piece of shit faggot motherfucker
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>>76110241
Useless motherfucker.
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>>76110194
so then he's worth -6 WAR right?
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>>76110303
It's actually -.06 but ya you're right.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSEDIANS
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BILLY FUCKING HAMILTON
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BUCN
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I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.
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lmao losedians BTFO
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>>76110354
>>76110332
It ain't over yet, fuckers.
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Oh my...
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>Bottom of the 9th in Atlanta again
Braves I love excitement but please close a game without drama.
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>>76110384
Heh
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>Alex Bregman's HR was hit 88 MPH at a 27 degree launch angle... Similar batted balls have been HRs 0% of the time.
Justin Wilson only giving up meme HRs
TIGERS win
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>>76110407
>Retoilet
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>Fiers vs. Verlander tomorrow
welp guess we're splitting the series then
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based Gomes working the count AND the haters
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>>76110415
Hey, Terry!
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>>76110384
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>>76110433
the rotten bum struck out
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>>76110391
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>>76110416
Verlander is complete shit though. Fiers will have a 20 K game.
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>>76110440
Fukken saved
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wew
Time to steal the game, Pirates.
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Kip pls
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Jose Iglesias now has the same amount of RBIs as Buster Posey while hitting 9th and around a bunch of bums
What did the Giants 1-2-3 hitters mean by this?
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Billy Hamilton just scored the go ahead run in the 9th inning.
From 1st base.
On a single to left.
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if this was last year then I'd have hope to come back but there's no fight this year
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>>76110480
Yeah, like 13 minutes ago.
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>>76110479
Buster Posey also has 3 times as many rings as Jose Iglesias.
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>>76110480
>h-he's fast!
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>>76110479
>What did the Giants 1-2-3 hitters mean by this?
They meant
>Fuck you, Giants fans
fml
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>>76110480
reminds me of this
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Please redeem yourself, Brantley...
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>>76110480
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brantley you NIGGER
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>>76110517
>t. Red Sox fan
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>>76110508
I wished my team would make a deal for Eric Hosmer, but after watching a couple of Royals games this season I don't want him.
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no windians
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>>76110525
FUCK YOU.
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>>76110514
Cozart hits the ball at 2 seconds into that webm, and picks it up at 8 seconds.
And Hamilton was able to score from 1st without a throw? How in the literal fuck is that even possible in 6 seconds?
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>>76110525
alas
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>>76110531
Billy Hamilton could be the next Rickey Henderson.
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reminder that billy hamilton is literally getting faster
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Lay it on, Buccos
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>>76110531
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Lets be honest guys, the dodgers only have 2 real super stars. Thats Kershaw and Gonzalez
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DUMB NIGGERS ON MY TEAM LOSING GAMES
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU
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>>76110561
Let's be honest. You are completely psychotic.
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>>76110561
>gonzalez
>superstar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeJ07zoPLg
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LMFAO
GG BARVES
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Has there EVER been a player more overrated than Bellinger?
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>>76110580
Has there EVER been a poster more deranged than Rockies Fan?
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Haha Pirates 3 HR's in a row and counting in the top of the 10th
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im beginning to think that maybe the Mariners arent good
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>>76110593
>beginning
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>>76110554
Nani?!
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>Mercer home run
>3 home runs in a row
>after blowing a save in the ninth
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>>76110593
Those are just haters, don't listen to them Senpai!
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>>76110241
>>76110251
>started a college baseball dynasty
>carried the tigers, and then the blue jays into the post season
>has to deal with racist perpetually tortured baaaaaston diehards because of a legitimate injury
Why are Boston fans literally the worst? If you've ever played sports in your life you would know that players don't want to be injured or become mediocre.
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https://twitter.com/coreyseidmancsn/status/867452469776977923
god damn
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>>76110717
Well that doesn't surprise me. The Phillies have been monumentally shit for the past two years.
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>>76110717
wew
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For the Dodgers fans
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>Doyers
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>>76110785
Im starting to get scared that the diamondbacks aren't going to stop winning
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is brehs gettin in on some papa johns?
dbl pepperoni n extra cheese checkin in
washing it down with mr pib
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I swear to God Sergio Romo is a Giants plant to sabotage what's left of the Dodgers. I swear he must call Bochy every night with details about our gameplans, pitching strategies, and other important stuff.
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>>76110795
It's cool.
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>>76110810
>eating greasy food late-night
Do you want indigestion?
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>>76110717
>Philly
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>>76110820
im in the west breh
n just got in from work
gettin comfy watching this shit cards/dogs game
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>>76110832
Oh well go on ahead man. Not like I can stop you at all though.
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Ellsbury getting injured is the most productive thing he's done for the Yankees this season.
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last time I saw the score it was 5-3 barves top of the ninth, what the absolute fuck happened
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>>76110912
4 back to back HRs.
t. sad Barves fan
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>>76110967
Reminds me of the strike zone from the 1997 NLCS. Practically three feet away from the plate.
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Is Mike "Sampson" Leake gonna win the NLCY this year?
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>>76110995
Sure, I guess. Go ahead. Here it is.
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>>76111001
Can I have one too?
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>>76111011
Sorry. I'm only in charge of the NLCYA.
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> not scoring under 21
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>>76111017
who is in charge of the alcya?
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>>76111036
I don't know, go find out.
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>>76111036
>>76111017
Yeah. Whoooo?
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>>76111038
Can I be in charge of it?
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>>76111064
Sure knock yourself out.
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>>76111064
>>76111073
you know what to do marinyas
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>>76111085
>>76111073
I hereby give the 2017 ALCY to...
MARINERS!lpO4XKCZJE
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You too Mariners fans creep me out.
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>>76111115
oh. ok. I meant Paxton but thanks
>>76111126
thanks buddy
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>>76110496
Iggy has one ring from boston as a "heh fuck you" gift
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>>76111132
me two thanks
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>>76111132
You can give it to Paxton if you don't want it.
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What would you guys guess is the average win-loss record for all teams combined?
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http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/tanks-vlog-may-24-2017/?_branch_match_id=387710587397875781
>mest fans
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>76111172
i would guess 81-81
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>>76110812
>we drop him because he blows
>Doyers sweep him up like he's some diamond in the rough
nobody's fault but your own
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>>76111186
At least he IS a fan. Other than yourself, name me ONE Marlins fan in existence.
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>>76111210
>implying I know 4 marlins fans off the top of my head
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>>76111210
there's marlins man
and Lex, I think
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>>76111218
lex was a rangers fan I believe. hes from texas.
and if you mean lexplorer then he is a rays fan.
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>>76111214
>>76111218
If you can't name one Marlins fan then that really says something about your fanbase. If you're talking about LeXplorer, didn't he live in Tampa?
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>>76111226
nice reading. I know a bunch of people who are marlins fans
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>>76111187
>>76111211
now what if you add tie games
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>>76111239
>tie games
not in my league buddy
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>>76111238
But I don't. If I don't, then they don't exist. Because I am the only real person here.
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>>76111241 http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/17673303/chicago-cubs-pittsburgh-pirates-play-major-league-baseball-first-tie-2005
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>>76111253
>>76111241
>>76111239
Didn't the 26 inning longest game ever also end in a tie like, a century ago?
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>true or false? It's possible for a game to go to extras without ever being tied.
Think long and hard about this. Don't put yourself as a casual fan. Please.
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>>76111283
I dont see how, unless being scoreless doesnt count
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>>76111283
if the game isn't tied at the end of the 9th inning its over you moron
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pst hey kid who's your first baseman
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>Tigers bullpen worst in baseball in April 6.43 ERA, 3rd-best in May 2.70 ERA.
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Tampa Bay Steve (ID: !!WDJWfx6lPEB)
2017-05-25 05:57:03
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Good pitching. clutching hitting. That;'s my Rays
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>>76111397
The Rays could be buyers.
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>>76111447
They won't be, stop trying to fooool me with tour optimism
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>>76111186
All of this because my boys did work. Feels good man
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came back to let you fuckers know that the snakes are winning the worlds eries in the year of our Lord two thousand seventeen
bye:)
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>>76111204
>first, Wilson
>now, Romo
WTF Doyers? Haven't you learned anything? The Jints got burnt when they gave you Brett Butler. Since then, they've been sabotaging you.
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Is there any place in the united states, where soccer and Major League Soccer (MLS) surpass in popularity The NBA and Basketball?
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>>76111551
Yes, the city of spuh in the state of 4Chan.
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>>76111548
Remind us in what place the SFG are in currently
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>>76108759
What is Carlos Correa out on????
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Sale got pretty destroyed by this ump
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>>76111671
He wasn't feeling well
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>>76111655
barely above the giants and currently losing in the season series
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>>76111837
Hell of a post
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>>76111837
>beating the Dodgers when Kershaw doesn't pitch is literally more fulfilling to SanFUCKcisco fans than having a winning season.
¡jajajajajaja!
(hahahahaha!)
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--MIDDLE OF THREAD--
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>>76111186
>>76111472
DONE DONE DONE
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>>76111186
He's not wrong.
Well, aside from saying the Rockies'll be amy good this season.
>Grandyman song
Went on too long but I kek'd.
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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
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>Predators in the Stan Lee Bowl
>Titans gonna be in the playoffs this year
>Cubs gonna turn it around and go on a hot streak
Who /comfyasfuck/ here?
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>>76109626
nigga u wat
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>>76112555
gonna need schwarber and addy russ to pull their heads out of their asses
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>>76112555
Dodgers are sending their best two pitchers in that series, I would hold on before dropping comfy memes.
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>>76110582
Surprised you speak English, faggot.
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>>76112995
Urias and McCarthy?
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>>76113049
Wood and Kershaw are top 5 LHP in the league. McCarthy isn't bad either, had a fucked up outing in SF that inflated his ERA. Check his gamelogs, he's been good just one disaster inning with errors. The Dodgers have the better pitching lined up against the Cubs with the cherry being Kershaw v. Lester Sunday.
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Who /can't lose/ today?
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>Rockies could literally have 38 wins before May finishes
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Now that Sale couldn't get a 10 strikeout outing yesterday, is he the worst trade in Red Sox history?
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>>76111253
>>76111241
Disgusting. Of course it happened in NL
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Cubes Famalamadingdong
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>tfw no baseball
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>>76112402
don't you have something better to do with your time?
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>.232/.304/.374
What went wrong?
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Tampa Bay Steve (ID: !!WDJWfx6lPEB)
2017-05-25 04:00:08
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>Archer in trade rumors
>implying he's not gonna retire a Ray
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>>76116308
When a team collapses, fans of that team generally want to see their best players sold off to build for the future. You probably know no such concept though.
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nats vs. m's
>>76116327
>>76116327
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>>76116308
Imagine the prospects you'll get for him.
You should be happy.
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Tampa Bay Steve (ID: !!WDJWfx6lPEB)
2017-05-25 04:04:06
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>>76116329
Guy is still young though and we don't really have any consistent starters besides Cobb. Just because we're inconsistent doesn't mean we gotta blow it up.
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>>76116377
You have no offense outside of "dude solo dingers lmao". There is absolutely no chance of you competing, and you know this which is why you constantly go on about how you won't watch in the summer. Archer is young, and will get a lot of top end prospects because of this. I'm sure you hate to think in the long term since you're a fairweather fuck, but that would be the smart thing for the Rays' FO to do.
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>>76116335
Happy sweep day all Washington state and DC bros!
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Archer is going to LA or Houston, right?
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Tampa Bay Steve (ID: !!WDJWfx6lPEB)
2017-05-25 04:13:12
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>>76116436
Never thought about it this way. I guess we can actually sell Cobb too if he stays hot. Plus if nothing else Longoria will retire here and he's enough to remember the late 00s/early 10s runs.
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>despite all that happened last month, the Jays are only one win less than where they were last year
when you think about it, its kind of incredible
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>>76116517
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>>76116463
That's a funny way of saying the Cubs
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>>76109188
Chris Rusin your jimmies m8?
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>Barves
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>the rockies haven't swept anyone on the road
>they swept the jints at home
Lol coors babies
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>the barves of atlanta are paying $12.5m for colon
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>>76116463
>>76116647
funny way of saying the rockies
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Expanding the MLB in OOTP
Who should I give the two teams to?
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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Michael Kay is better than Mike Francesa?
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>>76116837
Dublin and Beijing
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>>76116837
Montreal and Las Vegas
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>>76116803
It is a funny way to say Rockies. You're right.
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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME
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>>76117013
Thats gonna cost 4k for a plane ticket first
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>>76117037
s-sorry
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>>76117046
No need to apologize just stating the facts. Now do you have 4k or not?
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guys its raining outside
Is baseball cancelled today?
>>
phils vs. pebbles
>>76117070
>>
mike's on and he's ready to go..
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>>76117053
I do. Also have the money for hot dogs, Cracker Jack®, peanuts and a baseball cap.
>>76117059
/missisauga/?
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>>76117101
Mike Zaun?
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Any oldfags remember when Canadians ruined this board?
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>>76117202
True Oldfags would remember Lillies, then Rags, then A's fans
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>>76117232
If I was on my old computer id post the image of Paul the octopus saying the philthies won't win
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>>76117202
truly horrible.
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>>76117156
worse
>/clarington/
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>>76117202
Who is that man and why isn't he giving up 6 runs in AAA?
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>>76117423
I'm sorry, fĂ¢mpai.
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>>76117202
burger butthurt best day of my life
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>>76117444
>Blue Jays beating up on the AL
>Didn't even win the AL
What did you mean by this?
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>rockies literally drinking beer in the dugout
Top kek
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>>76117505
Shit I missed it. Did ya get a screencap?
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Wtf I hate Lucroy now
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SF Giants vs CHC Cubs (#4 of 4)
2:20 PM ET | 1:20 PM CT | 11:20 AM PT
>>76117646
>>76117646
>>76117646
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>>76117594
Thank god we didnt get him
I believe in Zack Collins
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>>76117497
Would have won if the Royals werent memeing and AA didn't intentionally sabotage the team by signing David Price
Fitting that AA went to the Dodgers, where a tradition of postseason choking is well in place
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>>76117942
>Would have won if the Royals werent memeing
you would not have won shit
royals were the better team by a mile
the only thing the jays had on the royals was having one competent starter over the mess we had that year
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>>76117942
The Royals were the better team by far.
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>cubs have a jackie robinson flag on the foul pole
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE WASN'T A CUB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76118033
neither was harry carry
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How long will it take for the Dodgers to go back into first place?
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>>76118117
2019 at the earliest
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>>76118117
before the all star break
justin turner comes back in a few weeks anyway and logan seems to be fine playing with a broken toe
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the scene in Queens in a few hours
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Why are Rockshits and DBag fans so excited? Everyone knows who will be in first in October
I hate it when meme teams become good. The MLB is a Yankees/Red Sox/Dodgers/Cardinals league
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>>76118310
how can one be so mad?
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>>76118310
Upset as fuck
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>>76118310
Yaks/color/doyers/CrrrrAZYYYBird lmao woooooo dude sick predictions
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>>76118494
>>76118576
Everyone knows the truth tho
Imagine Greinke vs. Kershaw in a WC Game. Bye week for the Dodgers
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what ever happened to josh hamilton?
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>>76116268
He remembered who he was. He's likely done as soon as torres is ready
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>>76119104
Cocaines a hell of a drug
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>having the space jam theme as your walk-up music
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>>76119104
he wrote last week's mlp episode
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JASON HEYWARD HAS A HUGE COCK
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this trout dick sucking has gotten way out of hand
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>>76116463
He's not going to Houston. He hates the Astros.
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What's Mike Trout's bra size?
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>>76119515
Well I hate him >:(
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Mike Trout is literally the greatest baseball player of all time
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>>76119586
48C
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QUICK,
Post your walkup music.
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>>76119600
Just imagine if he and LMJ were on the same pitching staff. Lance would end his life, and then >we have ANOTHER season-ending SP injury. It's all for the best if he stays away.
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>>76119655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
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>>76119655
Man I Feel Like a Woman by Shanaia Twain
I'm Mike Trout btw
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>>76119655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkgeai985rA
I know it was in one of the 2k games but I love Coldplay
>>76119660
desu I never really wanted him or was looking at him. he's solid sure, but I think we can get better (hopefully)
also tfw Fiers vs Verlander tonight :/
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>>76119655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vgyg22yjqY
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>>76119655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
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>>76119655
https://youtu.be/F-whZ56yJzg
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PHILLIES WIN!
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>>76119655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjEUAtEisc4
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>>76120098
GG Phillies. Can't wait to see you guys in Denver.
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>>76119655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWzSxg-CjpM
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>tfw gonna drop a game to the d-backs and dodgers tonight
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>>76120125
Optomistic thinking: The entire Phillies roster won't be slumping then
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdqEK2_K910
How will /mlb/ and Chase Headley handle his call-up?
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HAHHA ROCKSHITS GOT EXPOSED!
Dodgers coming for that ass!
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>>76119655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8
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>>76120150
I like Chay Sedlee and wish him nothing but the best.... But Torres is the futurre
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>>76120195
>the rockies losing a game is the equivalent of winning the world series for dodgers fans
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>>76119655
https://youtu.be/npn34yn8GJE?t=122
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The best catcher in baseball, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>76120260
that was a shitty pitch though
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>>76120275
and catchers know to BODY BLOCK
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Pat Neshek is bretty gud :DDD
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>>76120260
>pitches bounces in the dirt
>hurr he sucks
Canadians, everyone
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>>76120279
so you want him to lean all the way over the plate?
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>>76120284
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>>76120294
Better than aimlessly throwing your hand out
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>>76120242
>the Rockies getting swept in the world series is the highlight of their franchise
Cant
Make
It
Up
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>>76120275
>>76120285
>>76120294
>Samefagging THIS hard
This is just pathetic, Gerald.
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>>76120302
>better to read a pitch before he even throws it and extend your body where you can get hit by the bat than expect a pitcher to throw it to your glove
>>
friendly reminder that this would be barry bonds' career stats if he played in colorado the whole time
>>
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>>76120303
>Zero (0) pennants since 1988
>$3billion ($3,000,000,000)
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>>76120356
>2007
>getting swept
Pick 2
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>>76120356
>let me bring up another team's failures to deflect from the fact that the Colorado Rockies got swept in a World Series which was so humiliating, nobody even remembers who the fuck was on that team.
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>>76120360
>I'd rather not win a pennant than lose the world series
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Its funny when Rockshits fans talk to us like we're equals. We're on the same level as the Yankees, Red Sox, and Cardinals
You're down there with the Rays, Padres and Giants.
Please address us as "Sir"
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>>76120385
The rockies may as well have no even won the pennant honestly. Nobody remembers that season. That team got swept. What does the Dodgers losing to teams NOT the rockies have to do with the rockies being a failure franchise?
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>0 dodger fans besides pissboi
>jints fans dissappear
>dodger fans show up
Really makes me think
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>>76120436
>falseflags are "dodger fans"
Ebin
>>
Do you think Ronald Torreyes and Gleyber Torres ever get together for lunch or something?
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M I K E
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B O O B S
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>avoided the sweep
>still lost 8 consecutive series
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>>76120550
>Cubs broke the Gnats by destroying the even year meme
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>>76120559
I dont understand this meme, they were imploding since the ASG
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>>76120559
>Cubs taking responsibility for an aging and decrepit roster
lol
>>
>>76120399
>us
>we
What team do you play for?
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>>76120583
You did it wrong. You're supposed to ask him what number he wears.
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>From Islam to I Slam: How the MLB's first Muslim player is slugging his way through the Ray's minor league system with his explosive bat
ESPN really needs to learn when to stop
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>>76120603
>with his explosive bat
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>>76120647
T H I K H
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>>76120603
This is problematic on so many levels.
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>>76120647
>Walk off Bomb
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Division Power Rankings:
1) NL West
2) Houston Astros
3) AL East
------Power Gap------
4) NL Central
5) AL Central
------Power Gap------
6) AL West (remainder)
7) NL East
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>>76119655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gozCnbfY-xM
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Can he do it? Can he improve on today's start?
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>>76120583
the falseflags.
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>it's a pomeranz is the red sox starting pitcher episode
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You can only post in this thread if an active player on your team has a Platinum Sombrero.
>>
>>76120944
Zunino or cruz probably have one
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rained outdians
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>>76120603
I find it very hard to believe there's never been a Muslim player in the MLB before. There's been Muslims in every other sport. It's not like players have their religion tattooed on their foreheads.
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>>76121052
>:'(
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>>76121052
someone remind me tomorrow's game is on TV if it doesn't get rained out also
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>a dodger pitcher is going to start the same day as they get off the DL
Enjoy the free win cards
>>
>>76121104
MLB is played by spics and they are cathos.
>>
>>76121104
t. Ali Rodrigish
>>
>>76121104
Yu darvish
>>
You think Verlander fucked Kate Upton last night?
>>
>>76120944
Crush Davis has a collection and probably an admantanium sombrero too
>>
>>76121265
He got to break her hymen and shape her pussy walls until it fit perfectly as a tailored cock sleeve for his 5.5 inch dick
>>
Rafael Montero will pitch a perfect game tonight. You heard it here first.
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>>76121312
super based
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>>76121301
The list of people with a Titanium Sombrero are (in burger dates)
>Carl Weilman 7/25/1913
>Don Hoak 5/2/1956
>Rick Reichardt 4/51/1966
>Billy Cowan 7/9/1971
>Cecil Cooper 6/14/1974
>Sam Horn 7/17/1991
>Alex Gonzalez 9/9/1998
>Geoff Genkins 6/8/2004
A fun fact is that Ryan Howard is the all time leader in Golden Sombreros at 27
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>>76121353
>Ryan Howard is the all time leader in Golden Sombreros at 27
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>>76121353
>Titanium Sombrero
>In an era were people might've struck out once a week
How bad did Carl Weilman suck?
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>>76121373
I think the majority of them came after his career nosedived in 2011
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>>76121312
>"aww verlander baby you lost today? Does verlander want milky?"
>>
>>76121418
She's about 2 burritos away from becoming obese
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>>76121456
>"you like my milky huh verlander baby"
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>tfw no baseball
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>>76121456
don´t know how she was before but in that image is quite hot and would not mind her with two or three burritos more.
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>>76120603
>From Islam to I Slam
k you gotta give it to them here
I wish the mlb.com headline writers had half the imagination
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>http://www.csnne.com/boston-red-sox/boston-red-sox-david-price-dodges-media-after-2nd-rough-rehab-start
>As Price comes back from a nondescript elbow injury, difficulty retiring minor league hitters doesn't combine well with difficulty facing questions. He sat in the mid-90s in his second rehab start with Pawtucket, but allowed six runs, three earned, in 3 2/3 innings. He struck out four and walked one.
>The PawSox were at home at McCoy Stadium against Triple-A Louisville, a Reds affiliate, and Price heard some heckling. Postgame, he wanted to hear nothing, apparently.
>Per CSNNE’s Bill Messina, who was on site in Pawtucket, the media was waiting outside the clubhouse for Price, as is standard.
>PawSox media relations told the media to go to the weight room, where Price would meet them. As media headed that way, PR alerted reporters that Price was leaving and did not want to talk. Media saw a car leaving, but there was no interview.
David Price was pitching a fucking rehab start in the red sox triple A affiliate and he was getting heckled and booed, and he was so shook after having another terrible outing that he dodged the media after the game after promising to speak with them beforehand.
This place is just fucking vicious sometimes.
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>>76121756
>Can't handle the banter at a minor league game
Price should just retire
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>>76121756
>/mlb/ unironically caused this
hehe
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>>76121756
two people at the minor league game were wearing this apparently
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>>76121788
>his career is actually unironically going up in flames
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>>76121756
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>>76121756
is he going to opt out in a year, it looks like he hates it there
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>>76121838
Opt out 200 million when you are coming off career changing injuries? Hell no
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let's sacrifice poo holes next
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>>76121756
rassist
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>>76121827
>>76121788
We triffled with meme magic mere days before the end of 2016.
It's manifesting.
It's beautiful
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>>76116167
Absolutely not. This is the best use of my time here on Earth. I'm compelled. You might say it's a higher calling.
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>>76121887
seconded tbqh
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>Making fun of a man who makes $31 million every year playing the game he loves
Haha what a loser, amirite guiz? Oh wait, maybe the loser isn't him. Maybe the loser is the mastorbater posting retarded shit on an anonymous social media website for free. You guys project way too much.
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>>76122231
You'll talk to us, but not the minor league reporters, Price?
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>From Masturbating to Race-Baiting: How the Orioles' Adam Jones is showing fans of a "white man's sport" that he can work the field wit out no massuh
wow ESPN
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>>76122358
>>76122358
Red Sox vs Rangers game thread
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>>76122309
>adam jones is thrown peanuts by boston fans, and the next day he gets ovation
>you now remember that he was ejected the very next game because of arguing strikes with umpire
>you now remember a white bold cuck on ESPN said he had a pass on that because people were racist to him
>you now remember Michael Smith calling every city in america racist because of this
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>rags
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>>76122309
>PLUS: Why WHIP is so important in today's game
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>>76122406
ASTROS
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>>76122417
based brazilbro
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>>76122309
hold up, if I have a masturbation ratio of 5 p/d, does that mean i can be a major leaguer?
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>>76122457
big leaguers don't 'bate
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>>76122529
[citation needed]
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>>76122624
>>76122624
Tigers at Astros
>>76122624
>>76122624
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>>76122529
Go away. Bating.
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http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-white-sox/white-sox-top-pitching-prospect-lucas-giolito-throws-no-hitter-triple-charlotte
>Lucas Giolito threw a seven-inning no-hitter in Game 1 of Thursday's Charlotte Knights doubleheader.
Neat!
>Perhaps the best part? It was against the Syracuse Chiefs, the Washington Nationals' minor league team
>
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>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.
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>>76123102
TYBCoop
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The Rockies are a paper tiger on the road
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=nl&qual=0&type=8&season=2017&month=0&season1=2017&ind=0&team=0,ts&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=16,d
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>>76123195
hith arm lookth a little thor
LMAO
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Daily reminder that the New York Mets have amassed a19 - 25 mark thus far this season, the majority of their early schedule against the abysmal NL East
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>>76123360
He has a boo boo.
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>Xander Bogaerts hits his first homer of the season in his 179th plate appearance
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>>76123102
No hits is cool and all, but
>3 walks, only 3 strike outs
raises a big red flag. More likely that this is an outlier than a sign that he's figured something out.
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>>76123871
Jesus christ that line
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>>76123871
wew
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>>76123827
Im still convinced his future is as a reliever along the lines of Britton and Andrew Miller.
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>>76109091
I'm sorry, but did the Rockies win anything? Ever?
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>>76123871
Should've cashed out while in Tampa or Detroit
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>>76123982
a pennant
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All of your prospect are belong to us
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>>76124004
That's what you think
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>>76123982
I'm not even a Rockies fan, but what does that have to do with anything? You elitists who think you're better than everyone else cause you like the Red Sox are literally the worst kind of sports fan.
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Who wants the greatest shortstop to ever play baseball? All it'll cost is one prospect
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>>76124194
I'll give you a grilled cheese sandwich and a pack of gum
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Holy fuck give me your #1 prospect right fucking now
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>>76124277
...What kind of gum?
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>>76123871
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>>76124308
hubba bubba
except I ate one piece
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>>76124305
Make him hit with guys on again pls. i need RBIs
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>>76124338
You drive a hard bargain. It's done. What team is Freddy Galvis playing for?
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Leave the Al East to me
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>>76123970
Why done people think that they can turn any failed starter into all-time best generational relievers? You think failed starters like Giolito can just become Gané or Davis? I don't get this meme.
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>>76124433
2 of Baseballs better relievers in Janssen and Doolittle were position player converts
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>>76123871
He saved all his wins this season for the majors
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WTF I hate Verlander now
Get Theo on the phone and send me that fat fuck OF
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WTF GET THEO ON THE PHONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I NEED JA HAPP ON MY TEAM TOMORROW
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>the city of AL central "aces"
Kluber, Verlander and Quintana all with ERAs around 5
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>>76124482
>Doolittle being anywhere within the same galaxy as Kenley "18K/9" Jansen
Jansen is a diamond. He's the best reliever in baseball and there are very few like him Charlie Hugh actually was the one to notice his ball cut otherwise he would have been released. Anyway This dude said Giolito can be like Britton and Miller, two of the top 5 relievers of this generation. Slow down there fellas.
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>>76124714
That's why I said better, not best. Jansen is elite as fuck. I was just making the case that there is room for optimism. Not necessarily Miller optimism, but optimism nonetheless. He could carve out a career as a Chad Qualls or Pat Neshek.
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Get the Yankees on the phone QUICK
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>Mets fan disappeared
>Yankee fans skyrocket on here
>Call them out
>Suddenly mets fans are back
>Fast forward, Mets fans gone again
>Rockies fans skyrocket
REALLY MAKES ME THINK
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>>76124305
kek now post webms of the 3 Verlander gave up
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Prediction: Phillies sign Mike Moustakas for some reason
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>>76124921
Hopefully Fiers takes 100mph off the bat to his face before the inning ends
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>>76124964
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>>76124788
I don't want to sound like im hating I actually saw Giolito pitch in highschool when I was in grade 9. He was amazing. The way he's busted out is pretty sad. He was legit better than everyone....by a lot. He was bigger and threw harder than everyone at showcases. it's sad where he is now but I don't think anyone can just be put in the bullpen and asked to be a good reliever. Hes always been a curveball/fastball pitcher. His comp was wainwright only thing is that wainwright looks like a killer on the mound giolito looks defeated and very much like a bitch since being humbled. It's really sad because he was a cocky little shit a the time. Baseball reality hits even the elite prospects. I wish him the best but optimism isn't something he's earned. Even Zach Lee has flashes of good and is shit. It's so hard.
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>>76124964
I'd be fine with that tbH
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>>76125000
Well, of course not everybody makes the transition. But what's sports fandom without a bit of hope and optimism?
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>>76124853
That looks similar
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Anyone else think Dave Steib was better than Jack Morris
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What happened to Eric Thames
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>>76125183
>exactly on post #500
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>>76125183
>>76126412
>one post early
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