/heem/: Bellator 179 Edition

Brendan P. Schaub

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Steep Miocic is very good fireman

Does anyone have a link for this?

>>76001073
Not going to be aired for about 11 bongs

>>76001071
Are you attending the Bellator event?

>>76001085
It's airing live in non retarded countries

can some1 explain to me how does triangle choke work what part of your body is underpressure ?

can someone explain to me why someone would rub his chin on three seperate occasions during a 15 second conversation?

how does that even happen

>>76001133
nervous tick

>>76001107
No it isn't. Check the record, bud

>>76001193
It's airing live in England, where the event is held.

That's cool though you can wait around all night avoiding spoilers so you can watch it live.

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invicta fc 23 live stream on burningangel.com

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>>76001318

Guy who picked Jessica by decision to beat Joanna explains how the fight in the highest of technical terms:

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/18/15651828/joanna-jedrzejczyk-turning-a-puncher-into-a-punching-bag


Turning a Puncher into a Punching Bag: The Mastery of Joanna Jedrzejczyk

Bloody Elbow’s Connor Ruebusch breaks down the flawless strategy and technique with which Joanna Jedrzejczyk dominated Jessica Andrade at UFC 211.

>he also picked joanne calderwood over andrade

>>76001392
the cte gets worse everyday

>>76001253
It isn't being aired live anywhere dummy.

>>76001429
>The eight preliminary fights will start at 5.30pm.

>In the UK, the undercard fights will only be available on Spike UK, Freeview channel 31.

>When the main card starts at 10pm, it will be live on Channel 5 until midnight.

>As both stations are free-to-air, they can also be streamed online by anyone with a TV licence.

Kill yourself you dumb fuck

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If Cody isnt good for 213, then DJ-TJ is a possibility at 215 in Seattle

>>76001445
>TV licence

>>76001461
There will be streams you dumb fuck

>>76001455
It'll never happen, DJ is a manlet pussy

>>76001445
Being played on a 1 hour tape delay.
https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/859748246071193600

Get ready for spoilers you dumb Canuck

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>>76001455
>DJ headlining PPV

>>76001445
Main card is on a one hour cuck delay

>>76001478
kill yourself anyways you faggot, enjoy staying in on a friday to watch a 6 hour tape delay

>>76001455
Maggot Manlet will pull out because he wont be able to win against a decent fighter thats not a 125 memelet

>>76001455
That would actually be a great fight. A dominant champ against a former champ whose loss was controversial. I still don´t see any reason why DJ would dodge this fight.

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>>76001445
>they can also be streamed online by
Does Channel 5 even work that way? Idk I don't watch it but I thought only BBC and ITV did the streaming thing

I don't even watch UFC fights let alone Bellator. I'll be posting spoilers literally immediately on here though.

>>76001494
Imagine being upset you were wrong about something so trivial lol

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19417293/ufc-considers-interim-middleweight-champion-due-michael-bisping-knee-injury

>>76001528
kill yourself. I'll trust all the articles published today stating the fight is being shown live rather then some 3 week old tweet from some shit tier mma reporter

>>76001554
Y so angry bud? It's ok to be wrong sometimes

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>mfw there are people in /heem/ that unironically think Condor vs Mayweather will actually happen

>>76001564
Neck yourself fag.

>>76001547
Poosasi btfo?!
>>76001569
Lmao bud

>>76001569
>Neck yourself
literally cringed

>>76001575
>>76001595
I'm not posting a live stream here because of you two faggot americans. And it is a live feed from the production truck, but you two smug faggots ruined it for everyone.

Like I said kill yourself. both of you. fags.

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>literally cringed

>>76001634
Lol

>>76001318
Ugly animals. Its for pervert or something

>>76001547
>Whittaker heems another usadad 40 year old man this summer
>Bisping unifies the titles and retires in the fall
I'm ok with this

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Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy

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Upcoming events:

5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: >>75992009

News:

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-faceoff-fist-to-face-ufc-213

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-on-fox-25-adds-junior-albini-vs-timothy-johnson

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/james-vick-dana-white-ufc-211-new-contract-meeting

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/18/15655746/ufc-fight-night-112-ilir-latifi-calls-out-corey-anderson-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-injury-mma

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/18/15657972/tj-dillashaw-willing-drop-down-flyweight-fight-demetrious-johnson-ufc-214-mma

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just a lil preview of the June heeminder

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>>76001470

>>76001734
Already found several, thanks.

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>>76001677
Niedźwiedź
Modafferi
Tiburcio
Phillips
Lee

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Does anyone have that one webm similar to this?

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>>76001746
Literally no one cares.

>>76001779
Wow nice Schaub reaction pic, great meme.

>>76001547
But then there'd be an Interim Champion who the Champ won't even be fighting on his return fight.

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>>76001775
when does belleltor start?

>>76001790
godbless you anon, this is even better

>>76001790
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER IT WILL NOT BE AIRED ANYWAY EXCEPT AMERICA ON A 3 YEAR TIME DELAY

What are some non-underclass fighters who have proper manners outside of the cage?

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>>76001787
Something something Conor is a trailblazer.

>>76001809
bj penn

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>>76001799
You're welcome

>>76001800
Shut up Adan

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lads

>>76001509
Because TJ is cutting in line, probably can't make weight, and will probably just head up to bantamweight again if he wins anyway. It's really disgusting that you all want DJ to risk his historic victory on this fight rather than one of the strong deserving contenders at flyweight, like Borg or Moreno.

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>>76001866
Accurate post.

>>76001787
The article says GSP is willing to fight whoever is the 170lbs champ when he returns in the fall.

>>76001866
DJ is a bum manlet prick and no one will EVER give a shit about his tiny ass. He will be on 10 millionth title defense against a 5 foot tall literal who and he'll still be headlining fight night cards

MAGGOT MOUSE WILL NEVER BE A STAR, HE'LL NEVER BE GOOD, AND HE'LL NEVER BEAT A Normal SIZED PERSON

fags

fags

fags

sup faggots

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>>76001954
>>76001958
>>76001964

Why you gotta be so mean?

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WHEN DOES BELLALTOR BEGIN

Damn this thread is gay, clean it up janny you fat loser lmao

Tell me about the proxy man! why does he spam gay porn?

>>76001866
I would agree if DJ really did have strong contenders in the vein of Benavidez or Cejudo. But he fucked both of them up.

>Ray Borg and Brandon Moreno
Borg has only won two in a row and Moreno is number 7. Talk about a shallow division.

Fighting TJ would shut up any critic because everyone knows how good TJ is. Brandon Moreno and Ray Borg are not even in the same ballpark.

YOU'RE ALL FAGS

>>76001996
Never, the event has been cancelled.

fags

>>76001826
Who's this cock shock?

>>76002031
I know, I'm just relaying the defense of the ducking as some shitbirds have been telling me. It'll be sad as fuck if Cody drops out and we don't get to see DJ v TJ.

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>>76002057
shut up Adan

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>>76002067
A complete butterface.

fags

>>76002092
>Count
>Every
>Step
>Make

what did she mean by this?

>>76002092
The ass more than makes up for the face. And the face doesn't even look that bad.

>http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19417293/ufc-considers-interim-middleweight-champion-due-michael-bisping-knee-injury

>Dana: "We're trying to put together that Bisping-Romero fight," White said. "If [Bisping] can't fight this summer, we'll probably create an interim title between Romero and Robert Whittaker."

You faggots laughed at me when I said this match was gonna be next.

>>76002092
And she isn't the same girl. Do you have sauce on the first one?

>>76002129
What's the Point if Bisping won't fight Romero or Whittaker...

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>>76002124
I'm just mobile posting ass, my dude. The first girl is a different one. Trust me on this.

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>>76002135
You the pajeet that likes bas?

>>76002092
Don't dead open inside

>>76002140
It's very simple; they have Bisping fight GSP (the title and GSP's name will sell the fight) and either winner will vacate the title.

>>76002194
Fuck Bisping, UFC should just tell him to sit the fuck down and fight winner of Romero/Whittaker. He doesn't deserve GSP payday after the bullshit he pulled with Muh bum knee when he said he would fight Yoel if GSP wasn't ready before summer ends that was after the surgery so you know he's full of shit. Fuck that guy

FAGS

>>76002223
He's definitely one of the worst champions in recent memory, maybe worse than Conor. At least Conor doesn't make excuses; he just doesn't fight contenders because he doesn't want to and he admits it.

>>76002174
Yes.

itt: fags.

Streams? I want to see Mr. Coker's product!

>>76002380
There's going to be a decent free Bellator card tonight, check back in about 10 hours

>>76002508
Lellator is absolutely awful man, event ehir best cards go to shit, watch Daley get poked in the eye or something

>>76002508
Yeah I'll be here. Streams will be posted here, right?

>>76002517
Make a post around that time and I'll have a link for you

>>76002516
Felix! Ya te dije, calma los huevos y no seas mamon

Genki Sudo was the original meme fighter
However, his band makes some dope music tbqh

>>76002508
Stop telling people that you dumb nigger

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>>76002562
>Adan
>calling anyone a nigger
Wew

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>>76001826
Who is this semen demon

lads im going to lellator soon

>>76002707
You better Pack a lunch

>>76002560
Genki is a true renaissance man and all-around good fella. He went from beating guys up for money to writing self-help books about inner peace and happiness to choreographing pop music dance shows.

>>76002580
Okay, I'm finally gonna ask: What confirmation do we actually have that this dude is whoever you say he is? This an official image from somewhere? How does it correlate to one of the numerous leafs that post on spuh?

>>76002745
All Canadians on heem = Adan

>>76002787
There's only one Canadian poster

I really do now believe coral springs got a 30 day ban.

>State of /sp/ mods

>>76002843
Nothing of value was lost

>>76002860
True

>>76002843
the nba finals got them all revved up

Free fight
https://youtu.be/3U5RhWwJV98

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Who ya got?

>>76002929
Spicy banana via spinning memekick

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>>76002897
>30 day ban on all boards for posting pasta I've always posted on /sp/

>>76002964
i requested a permaban 4u

>>76002929
Trill Will picking someone he knows he can easily spam takedowns on

>>76002964
What the FUCK is he problem?

>>76002975
Thanks you too :)

>>76002964
Her and Joanna sounds like a pretty spicy fight to me desu, even if she does get mutilated.

>>76002978
Lando has a wrestling base, he was a Division 1 wrestler but dropped out of uni.

A shame Joanna will be known as "best woman fighter of all time" when her competition is nothing compared to 135 and above

>>76002929
Lando better not try to meme on him like he did against Fergie and Teymur. I would say he lost both of those fights doing that.

>>76002929
I don't really like that fight, not particularly interesting style wise and I'd rather see them both get a win in their next fights.

>>76003035
>135
>Ronda, Holly, Miesha

what a string of champions

>>76003117
You forgot Amanda and Schevchenko, any of them would beat Joanna

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>>76003035
>and above
>featherweight rankings not yet available

Really made me rub my chin

>>76002964
Ugly conscripted guy in Russia = "hot mma girl"/ Nuff said

>>76003142
Should Bisping still get GSP fight or should UFC force him to fight Romero/Whittaker winner?

>>76003035
they're both shit m8, at least JJ can actually fight

>>76002964
She probably thought she was meanmugging the camera and cutting an intimidating figure, but ended up just looking autistic.

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>>76003133
>weight doesn't matter

>>76003201
It doesn't when idiots claim "best woman fighter"

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>>76003163
The second. Fuck Bisping's money fight bullshit.

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>>76003209
Best is clearly referring to divisional dominance against the strength of the division combined with strength of skillset. Anyone arguing that Gabi is a better fighter than Joanna is a moron, for instance.

Is Bisping worst champ in UFC history?

Damn did you guys see Shane Carwin's post about how much he made fighting Brock?

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6c46t7/we_are_popular/

I think it might be old news to talk about the economics of my era because the times have changed. Here is what I recall for Lesnar Fight.
Bout Agreement - 40/40
Contractual Bonus - I forget the amount under $65 over $30 for every fight.
Bonus from Lorenzo and Dana 1.25 million dollars
Bud Light 90,000 (+so much beer they got concerned)
Dethrone 4,000 a mo
NightRider 1,000 + sales a mo
Max Muscle (not featured) 6,500 a mo
Malibu Boats 3000 a month plus 3 $100,000 boats
Good4U Drinks 3000 a month plus 20,000 for the title
Warrior Wear 4000 a month (short sponsor) 20,000 title
Blow Out Cards - 15,000
The Gun Store 10,000?
MTX Audio 15,000?
One of my managers post on here he can add in the details.
a few of the sponsorships were just smaller people jumping on that night.
I went 8-0 all KO's in the first round and made about $30,000 in sponsorships ALL IN.
I went 2-2 and made a boat load (pun intended)
I made well over $2 million dollars and most of it losing fights and belts. Thank God for great management.

>>76003332
>Malibu Boats 3000 a month plus 3 $100,000 boats

fuckin a

>>76003332
Haysoos christo

Injuries be damned, I know why Carwin retired after the Lesnar fight.

>>76003332
And people can't believe Schaub was making six figures a fight in sponsorship? For sure lose my number

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>>76003365
I know man I saw that and was like holy shit I'd fucking love a brand new top of the line malibu. They have the coolest towers.

What can I expect from Bellator

>>76003435
Shitty fights and production values. How long till Rory?

>>76003332

god bless shane

>>76003448
About 5 hours, prelims haven't even started.

>>76003464
Where is this event? And why is there delay?

>>76003435
Rory gets heemd by a right hook first round

>>76003476
It's in London. It's delayed in the US so they can show it in primetime. It's delayed in England because ???

>>76003435
Disappointment in many forms. Imagine all the goofiness of Pride but with none of the bangers.

If people could refrain from snooping for fight results on Twitter and posting them here, I'd appreciate it <3

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROIDRY SHITDONALD BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LITERALLY 13 SECONDS ALDO 2.0 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why isn't this live anywhere. What kind of mickey mouse organization is this. Pathetic.

*quotes Schaub*
*really makes you think*
*heems you*

heh nothing personell kid

>>76003588
>heh nothing personell kid
Why do I see this on bunch of other boards, I don't understand this meme

>>76003580
Wanna hear something truly upsetting? This is how NBC handles the entire olympics. Everything Olympics is tape delayed on american TV.

>>76003588
Did I just get GADOOSHED?

>>76003606
I already new that but still. it's delayed in the country it's airing in. Ridiculous.

>>76003611
for sure my man, 100%.

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>>76003603

Haha nobody is gonna spoil the Bellator results in here right my guys?

>>76003644
Edgy as FUCK

Hey /heem/, I heard your mom got tickets to Bellator

>>76003653
I am

Salih Kulucan defeats Diego Barbosa via first round heel hook.

Mike Shipman defeats Marcin Prostko via first round TKO

>>76003606
The way America covers the olympics is so radically different than every other nation on earth.

American coverage only focuses on an event if there's an American competing, and they will skip out on all the other filler if said American wins a medal, otherwise then it's not worth showing.

Whereas in other countries, they show all events impartially and peak your interest in athletes from other places not just local ones. I guess it explains why Americans are seen as ignorant.

>>76003680
>Salih Kulucan

trains at a 10th planet gym nearby, pretty cool to see him submit a Brazilian

So whats the likelihood of McGregor fighting in the UFC again? Why is he still holding up the best division in MMA?

>>76003695
I just don't get it. During the Olympics there are 10 sports channels showing various events, not to mention basic cable channels also showing events, then you can also live stream every single event online for free.

They even delay it if it's in the same timezone. Amazing.

>>76003733
Conor wants the big payday Vs Floyd.

He'll probably fight Nate Diaz in 2018 though.

>>76003740
I tried to stream some of the wrestling last year and everything was behind a paywall. Supposedly the ratings were pretty bad so hopefully NBC gets the message.

>>76003733
0%. Once he fights Floyd, the brain damage won't be worth it. He'll just do shit with the WWE and fixed fights in Japan.

Chocolate brownie anyone?

>>76003733
If he gets the Floyd fight there's literally no reason for him to come back to MMA.

>>76003733
i'm guessing part of his agreement with dana is a couple more UFC appearances before he retires

>>76003733
100%. Apparently he's still under the delusion that the UFC will let him fight Mayweather.

>>76003733
Put yourself in Conor's shoes.

You just made 100 million dollars by chasing an old niglet around a boxing ring and all he did was land 6-8 countershots, basically snitching a unanimous decision and leaving you unscratched and fresh.

Then you gotta go back to a degraded company and put your mind and body through hell, you'll most be brutally mauled and humiliated in front of millions of people, eventually. All that for 1-2 million dollars.

What would you do?

>>76003958
On top of that he just had a kid.

Based Cerrone on Jon:

“I don’t know. He looks good. Yeah, he’s training hard. He’s in the gym. Fuck, I don’t know. If Jon wants to do drugs and still kick ass, you go ahead, baby. Do your thing.”

>>76003958
Retire and never fight again, Fucked up thing is Dana knows this is 100% true and won't strip him for Muh promotion

>>76003958
think about it from dana's point of view though. you own this manlet who makes your company money, you're just going to let him do whatever he wants?

for sure he fights again or dana sues him for breach of contract and he's back on irish food stamps

>>76003606
Is it because of Janet Jackson nipple at the superbowl ?
It was just a nipple not a beheading live on tv

>>76003995
Yup. I can for sure see Conor fighting Nate a 3rd time. Doubt Conor wants any of Khabib or Tony.

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Did Conor rent the fourth belt?

>>76004010
Khabib will never fight Conor thanks to the former's own incompetence.

I wanted that fight to happen, but now 100% it will never happen.

Conor is not making $100,000,000 for fighting Floyd and retiring.

I'd bet whatever his purse would be would be paid through the UFC contingent on finishing his contract with them. He has 4 fights left on his contract. If he is making 100mill the UFC would rbabaly pay him 20 million up front then pay him a 20million bonus per fight he completes with them after the match.

>>76004019
Tony was going to end his meme anyways

>>76004014
>Featherweight
>Featherweight interim
>Lightweight
>Replica belt Dana pulled from a fan in the crowd when Conor demanded a 2nd belt after defeating Eddie.

>>76004006
No it has nothing to do with that.

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>>76001567
Is it even seriously on the table. Media buzz don't mean happenings. At what stage exactly are the contract negotiations?

>>76004028
Tony won't fight Conor either unless a miracle happens

I wish Mayweather would have a stroke and be rendered paralyzed on his whole right side so that Conor has no choice but to come back and fight Fergie.

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w-we still /cops/ tonight?

>>76004064
The UFC reached a deal with Conor to let him fight but somehow the medias think Conor signed the fight contract with Floyd and we're waiting Floyd signature now.

You now remember Spicy Banana.

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>>76004116
Yeh

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rory

>>76004116
I look forward more to watching cops with /heem/ than the bellator fights.

>>76004188
>>76004134
>>76004116
Friend simulating faggots.

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IVE BECOME SO NUMB

I CANT FEEL YOU THERE

>>76004122
The fact that the UFC went out of their way to spread information about McGregor's willingness to fight Mayweather is everything you need to know.

>>76004210
Angry docksperg is angry

>Rory has wins over Tyron and Maia
>UFC cuts to free up money for >wmma
Why?

>>76004226
Dockcuck is a friend simulating fag also.

>>76004227
Are you threatening me?

>>76004227
Shit happens

Something tells me Rory is basically done anyways. Does he actually have any motivation fighting in Bellator for anything other than money?

>>76004246
Yes.

A Vegas sportsbook opened the Nunes vs Shevchenko line but no online books have yet

Odds at that Vegas book are Nunes -260, Shevchenko +220

>>76004283
Lol Shevchenko is free money. Those are stupidly good odds

>>76004227
Stop blaming women for everything

>>76004283
Decimals please.

>>76004306
Is that supposed to mean something?

>>76004294
>Shevchenko is free money
LMAO

Anyway last time it was a pick 'em and I bet on Amanda. But no way am I getting on her at -260. Hopefully it gets bumped down to something reasonable like -140

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>>76004227
Rory appears to be on the slide and he put on a stinker against Thompson in which his nose got fucked up again.

>>76004283
Holy shit, I'm gonna have to throw some money on Shev. Ben picking her to win fro the get-go.

>>76004014
look at the mans calves

>>76004313
Post decimal odds please.

>>76001050
Bros Where can I watch this smellator tonight? (in bong time please)

I'm so confused by everyone talking about tape delays. I just want to see Rory win.

>>76004326
I stole this from redditt

Prelims will air on Spike UK at 9pm (GMT+1, UK Time).
Main card will air on Channel 5 UK at 10pm (GMT+1, UK Time).
There is no live broadcast, it airs delayed (at least 1 hour or more), even for UK residents.
Sources:
http://www.channel5.com/spike/
http://www.channel5.com/show/bellator-fight-night-london/
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/othersport/806693/Bellator-179-TV-stream-details-fight-card-start-time-tickets-London

>>76004298
women are literally the source of all the world's problems

>>76004323
Nunes 1.4
Schevchenko 3.2

>>76004366
wow thanks

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>>76004344
Thanks nerd.

HE'S A BITCH, HE'S A BITCH ASS

>>76004359
Sorry Cindy didn't want to go to prom with you but it's been almost 10 years now and you need to let it go.

>>76004227
Roidry left on his own volition, UFC didn't cut him.

>>76004283
That is actually absurd.

>>76004317
Last time round it was 3 rounds.

>>76004298
That isn't going to get you laid, good sir.
*tips fedora*

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BJJ and wrestling should be banned from the UFC desu it's too boring. Sales and attendance would go up too I guarantee it. Make it happen Dana.

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>>76004412
Last time round Amanda 10-8'd her too.

If can get good odds on Amanda I'm going all out my nigga.

>>76004413
Why would anyone try to get laid off of 4chan?

>>76004439
Idk ask the nerds defending wmma here

>>76004435
Third round should have been a 10-8 for Shevchenko too, and let's not pretend that the 4th and the 5th would have been any better. At best Nunes wins a draw.

I respect your willingness to lose money, though. God speed.

If you found out a girl was a 4chan regular would you still talk to her?

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Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy

>>76004476
I don't date losers 100

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>>76004028
>Tony was going to end his meme anyways

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UFC as of 15 minutes ago STILL advertising Cody-TJ

>>76004472
"women are literally the source of all the world's problems"

Wanna talk about it?

>>76004546
Nunes about to headline her third consecutive +1 million buy PPV, boys!

>>76004541
I meant Tony would end Khabib but Conor too

>>76004561
Talk about what? Some quote from some other anon? This hardly seems like the appropriate forum. This is an mma thread you dork.

>>76004473
>Third round should have been a 10-8 for Shevchenko too
Wrong
> and let's not pretend that the 4th and the 5th would have been any better.
This is a dumb assumption to make. I can very well say that Conor and Bisping wouldn't have won their respective fights cause they both got their asses handed to them in round 3.
>At best Nunes wins a draw.
Wrong. Sad.
>I respect your willingness to lose money
Is that you rondasperg?

>>76004578
If this is an MMA forum why are you talking about getting laid?

>>76002964

I just got off a 3-day suspension for revving up some britsperg in the middle of the night when literally nothing else was being posted.

Oh well, live and learn. I'll be a good boy from here on out.

>t-tony would kil Mcbaby
Heem yourselves

I find it pretty absurd that women's mma needs a qualifier but men's mma doesn't. If we call it wmma then we should call men fighting mmma. Anyone who disagrees is a misogynist.

>>76004546
>main: literally who cares
>co-main: literally who cares

>>76004603
I got a 3 day ban for posting a excerpt from Holly's book

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>>76001826
>>76002616
filename related.

>>76004602
This is an mma thread, not a forum you dork. Sex and fighting are two sides of the same coin. Nothing shows more dominance than imposing your sexual will on another person.

>>76004629
kek

>>76004603
Most of my bans get filed at around 2 am too. When I began posting on this site, I thought you'd have to be a real idiot to get banned from here, but in the last few months I've been banned like 5 times for egregious reasons.

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how does this make you feel?

>>76004609
>can't even (You) me

Shook

>>76004659
>>76004603
>>76004629

>think being banned makes you tough
Woah looks like we got a couple of hardcore rebels over here

Protip nobody think your cool

>>76004659

Yeah mine was filed at 4am. Don't know what timezone the mods are in.

>>76004622
Why do you even post here?

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>>76004578
Pretty sure this is the waifu thread, but okay.

>>76004590
>Wrong
Under the new rules, it would have been a completely non-controversial score.

>I can very well say that Conor and Bisping wouldn't have won their respective fights cause they both got their asses handed to them in round 3.

Not to the extent that Shevchenko was beating the piss out of Nunes in the third. Nunes landed three leg kicks at distance and nothing else. Shevchenko dominated a gassed-to-death Nunes.

Also, which fight are you talking about for Bisping? And why are you comparing a guy whose only notable talent is his ability to ingest EPO with someone who's gassed out every time a fight has gone two or more rounds?

>Wrong. Sad.

10-9
10-8
9-10
9-10
9-10

That's the absolute best case for Nunes if the fight goes five rounds. A draw. Most likely Shevchenko gets the finish in r4, honestly.

>>76004691

This was the first time I've ever been banned in ~10 years posting on 4chan, so I'm a bit surprised is all.

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Jesus fuck JUST

Marat Balaev for his weight cut to fight at ACB 61

>>76004691
I'm not trying to look cool, certainly not to a manchild like you, alls I'm saying is the new mod is too trigger happy to give out bans that make no sense.

>>76004712
>>76004705
Relax I'm sure your ssooooo tough irl

>>76004719

That's some pretty weak bait buddeh.

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anybody know where I can get all of the Invicta photoshoot pictures they shot of the fighters for this event? they're posting random ones on instagram and twitter but i wanna see them all

wmma are too ugly to ruin the sport

>>76004703
>If she didn't lose she would have won.
Sad!

I'm talking about the Bisping and Silva fight, you could also throw in the Hendo fight in there. Shevchenko got the piss beaten out of her, it's a real shame Amanda couldn't finish.

>Point out that it's dumb to assume the person who won round 3 would also win the championship rounds
>He still persists

>>76004728
Got me 3(you)s tho

>>76003958
ye but he is fucking double champ do you really think its all about money he wants to make legacy as best fighter ever i belive we ll see him in octagon atleast 3-4 times more

>>76004697
Calm down Cody

>>76004744
>if Amanda had finished she could have finished!

Sad!

>>Point out that it's dumb to assume the person who won round 3 would also win the championship rounds

Bisping wasn't gassed in round 3 of either fight, you dip.

Bisping is UFC's worst champ in history

>>76004418
Kickboxing or muay thai is the sport for you

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how does this make you feel?

>>76003995
There is no breach of contract if he just retires. It would be only breach of contract if he went to Bellator.

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UFC Fighter Retreat schedule for this weekend in Vegas

Looks like a "how to get good boy points" camp

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/julianna-pena-wants-to-pursue-new-ufc-womens-flyweight-title-051917

LADS
A
D
S

>>76004819
>WMMA
WGAF

>>76004819
>While Pena has been nearly unstoppable in the women’s bantamweight division with a 4-1 record including wins over former title contender Cat Zingano and Jessica Eye, she still believes competing at 125 pounds would be the best thing for her.

SHE LITERALLY GOT STOPPED LAST FIGHT

How many bongs until smellator starts

>>76004819
why is this news? there's like 4 true bantamweights and like 5 true strawweights. they all want to either move down or up

>>76004796
This is the oldest trick in the book and it hasn't worked for years. The minute he un-retires his contract kicks in again.

>>76004819
I remember her saying this on TUF Talk. Is it official now?

>>76004843
it's already live, but it's on tape delay. not sure if there's a live stream available though.

>>76004764
Amanda won the fight.

>Bisping wasn't gassed in round 3
He was losing the round and he got knocked down by a flying knee that should have stopped the fight but Herb Dean was reffing. He then came back and won round 4.

The point I'm making (for the third time now and you still can't understand) is that there's no way of knowing what would have happened if it was 5 rounds instead of 3 cause then the fight would have been completely different.

>>76004819
Pena always seeking for attention.

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you say you wouldnt but deep down you know you would

Has /heem/ ever had to drop one of their boys? Why?

>>76004867
Nunes has gassed and been stopped in all her significant losses. It's not just pure speculation, it fits a career-long pattern.

>>76004867
>Amanda won the fight.

She won the decision. She lost the fight, and if it had been five rounds she would have lost the decision too.

>He was losing the round and he got knocked down by a flying knee that should have stopped the fight but Herb Dean was reffing. He then came back and won round 4.

But as I have repeatedly said he wasn't gassed. Nunes was dead on her feet from the final minute of the second round.

>The point I'm making (for the third time now and you still can't understand) is that there's no way of knowing what would have happened if it was 5 rounds instead of 3 cause then the fight would have been completely different.

If Nunes v Rousey had been three rounds instead of five would it have had a completely different result? Because, you know, different number of rounds, so you can't extrapolate from what actually happened.

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>>76004819
Leave Julianna Pena and the 125 division to me

>>76004867
>Amanda won the fight

In a 3 rounder and was noticeably gassing hard.

>he was losing the round
No, he was actually winning it until the fluke knee

>that shouldve stopped the fight

Lol, he was back up in seconds. It was at the bell too and Bisping came back and won Round 4. Evidently the fight shouldn't have been stopped if Anderson was unable to put away a zombified Bisping

You're literally comparing someone being completely gassed to someone who wasn't lol

I think you're that one autist that just argues for the sake of arguing.

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>>76004800
Belal Muhammad offering play by play of fighters retreat weekend

>>76004852
Yes, but if he stays retired the contract is frozen.

>>76004934
Excellent. Keep us posted, darkbluebackgroundtwitterbro.

>>76004906
>She won the decision. She lost the fight
Not falling for this troll again. Stopped reading there.

>That flag
5/10 but that's the best I can do

>>76004800
>snoop dogg concert

Dude thats fucking awesome.

>>76004934
Isn't coffee haram?

>>76004962
>end fight on your back getting the shit beaten out of you without offering up any resistance
>not losing the fight

What did he mean by this?

>>76004984
notepad should know

didnt the arabs invent coffee?

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>>76001071
i tink steep miotich come for me again

>faggots trying to predict not only an mma fight but a wmma fight

it´s like you literally know nothing of this sport. Women fights are as unpredictable as heavyweights because the women tend to be incredibly inconsistent and weak willed. Especially the bantamweights.

>>76004936
Right. His contract which stipulates that the UFC must promote all his fights regardless of whether it's MMA or not.

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>>76004912
I'm not arguing for the sake of arguing you moron.
I said that if Bisping vs. Silva was 3 rounds instead of 5, people would have speculated Silva could have won if there were 2 more rounds cause he had Bisping badly hurt. But instead Bisping was the one who won.
>he was back up in seconds
No he wasn't you moron, he stayed down holding his head while Silva was celebrating.

>If she didn't lose she would have won
>If it was 7 rounds instead of 5, Nate would have beat McGregor the 2nd time.
This is an argument that lots of casuals love to make cause they don't know any better. It's just literal wishful thinking where you make up irrational excuses outside of the rules to try and justify why a fighter you liked lost.

>>76005014
Nunes gassing in the second is the most consistent event in any sport.

>tfw filled out an application today
>tfw finally leaving NEETdom

>>76005014
>Women fights are as unpredictable as heavyweights
You couldn't be any more wrong on this one Hans. Women fights are actually the easiest to predict cause it all comes down to identifying a disparity in skills and experience, which is easy to do since women fighting is something that's still new in the UFC.

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>>76004222
really activated my almonds

>>76005034
Where? Most jobs are worse than NEETdom.

>>76005027
>because he had Bisping badly hurt

Completely different from being completely gassed out like Nunes was

>no he wasnt
Yes he was. He was up seconds later

>if it was 7 rounds
Lol now youre just being stupid on purpose. This is a 5 round fight now. This isn't a hypothetical

>wishful thinking
Sure thing bud. Lets ignore the fact Nunes was clearly gassed and has gassed before.

I think you are that aspie. You don't seem to be making any actual rational or reasonable arguments so that's it for (You) now

>>76005083
Err it's not technically a job so to speak. More like volunteer work

>>76004900
Had to drop Brock after he got popped.

>>76005027
>I'm not arguing for the sake of arguing you moron.

You're using a completely irrelevant fight, then. Silva never leads. Ever. It's his worst quality. Bisping also never gasses.

>>If she didn't lose she would have won

If Nunes hadn't gassed, she wouldn't have spent the last third of the fight getting slapped around at will. And since she *did* gas, and she gassed *hard*, she would have taken it worse in rounds 4 and 5.

Nobody is disputing that Amanda has the W on her record. What we're saying, you idiot, is that if the fight had continued, as this one will, to the fourth and fifth round, that Shevchenko would have had completely free reign to do literally anything she liked because Nunes shot her load immediately, like she does literally any time she fights.

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>>76004893
Be hones /heem/, would you? I would Gabi Garcia for sure, but not Cyborg

>>76005105
What the fuck is wrong with you dude? You're gonna waste time for no money?

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>>76004522
Porto
Modafferi
Tiburcio
Phillips
Lee