/heem/

Be completely honest: Who is your favorite UFC woman fighter?

Good thread

3rd for Gina as Wonder Woman

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Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy

Whoever made this thread should feel ashamed

INVICTA
N
V
I
C
T
A

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>>75987245
For me? It's Megan Olivi.

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>>75987293
Ostovich*

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>>75987294
Porto
ROXY
Herica
Phillips
KGB

>>75987294
lol tripfagging for invicta picks
it's time to stop posting

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>>75987294
Niedzewiezfdfdizsdszdzsz
Modafferi
Simpson
Faszholz
Tracy

>>75987323
You think the ring girls fantasize about being dominated by the female fighters?

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>>75987294
Literally
Who
Gives
A
Fuck

>>75987294
Dude WMMA lmao so hard

>>75987410
>>75987416
After this card Invicta will have a better ratio of SPiCY/SHiT cards than UFC this year.

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>>75987399
Yes

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>>75987294
porto
KGB
Tiburicio
Modafferi
Faszholz

>>75987399
probably by the male fighters 2bh.

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>>75987360

>>75987294
You know, some posters obviously troll for attention. Some might be legitimately wackos. You're for certain the biggest loser I've ever seen on here.

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>>75987294
Needsweed
Modafferi
Simpson
Phillops
Lee

>>75987457
No need to fantasize about that, they're given out to the male fighters like party favors. The female fighters are mostly (sometimes) not lesbians, though.

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>https://www.si.com/mma/2017/05/16/demetrious-johnson-ufc-mma

>DJ: Yeah, everybody has. Everybody f---ing loses. It's part of the sport. Grow up. Look, Ronda, you lost two f---ing fights in a row, and you made more f---ing money than the women's roster. You'll be fine, don't worry about it.

look at this manlet talking shit now, LMAO.

fight tj you pussy fuck

>>75987503
He learned his place after Cruz fight

You think if we spammed his twitch chat with FIGHT TJ YOU FUCKER that he'd manlet up?

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>>75987503
>fight tj you pussy fuck
>MM is pussy

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>>75987486

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>>75987294
W G A F
G
A
F

>>75987534
>“There’s other challengers in the division with more wins and on a winning streak,” Johnson said. “This wouldn’t be a super-fight because TJ is not a champion. He’s just a 135er coming down to 125 to skip the line that other flyweight competitors have worked hard to climb. Now, if he was a champion, there’d be something there.”

Who is the least manly male ufc fighter?

>>75987519
Do you think if you had a more fulfilled life you would make posts like this?

>>>/asp/2607719


the cringe lads, im dying

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>>75987294
Porto
Modaferri
Tiburcio
Phillips
Lee

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>>75987294
>My dick's face when Niedźwiedź

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>>75987685
>nig tattoos
>single mom
D R O P P E D

>>75987503
There's literally no good reason to fight TJ unless he beats Cody first.

>>75987685
Do you have putthatdickawayjon.jpg?

>>75987741
Proof that going to /pol/ gives you brain trauma: The Post.

Why is "Fat" John McCarthy considered a good ref?

>le stop a fight because fighter went for a takedown man

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>>75987741
Oh wow, disgusting.

>>75987750
Uvgorsh.

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>>75987755
here senpai

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>>75987241
>no links
>no news
shitty op, kill yourself bitch ass nigga

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>>75987786
You're supposed to keep the filenames ya goof

>>75987745
The fight would be at 125 you goof.

>>75987833
And there's no good reason for that either, I doubt TJ can even make 125.

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TEE
JAY
DILLACHUA

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>>75987822
Why dont you post the news, pussy

>>75987822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIkY1dl1FzI
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/dustin-poirier/concussion-potentially-delaying-eddie-alvarez-vs-dustin-poirier-ii/

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>>75987827
I got it from the archives for you dork, a thank you would be nice

>>75987848
>no good reason
>biggest name available
t. DJIDF

>>75987858
Ayybel Trujillow

>>75987323
too chinky to be WW plus she has trannyjaw syndrome

>>75987848
Supposedly TJ only cuts around 10 pounds to make 135

However, I don't know if that includes in-camp weight control/dieting or just the water weight cut

>>75987867
T-Thanks Mr. DEE Cee, sir

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>>75987863
see you july 29 young man

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>>75987311
>Benavidez ain't hitting that right, man
>need some neckbeard neet

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>>75987869
HAFAEL
DOS
AÑOS

>>75987886
That must just be water weight. Zero chance he's less than 155

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Goobs--Mayweather - here's how it'll go:

Mayweather camp insist Conor have a big fight before they will finalize.
A fight against GSP.

Conor will lose.

And that night or the next day Mayweather will say to reports, "Am I fighting who? Conrad who? Who? He has no star power. I'm Floyd Mayweather. What's his name again? Never heard of him. Nobody ever heard of him. I'm Floyd Mayweather, man. You ask me if I'm fighting scrubs? Come on, man."

And days later, it will finally dawn on Dana that this whole thing has always been about Mayweather boosting his brand, and nothing else.
There was never going to be a fight - not with Mayweather.

Mayweather's entire game was to boost his brand, to wreck Conor's career, and to put a hole in the UFC's tire.
But mostly to boost his brand, the other shit was just for fun.

>>75987905
Makes me kek how Goldie used to say Vitour Belfour

>>75987905
spain pls post dc getting boo'd

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>>75987241
>no news

>>75987921
Find it yourself you weak limp wristed bitch

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NETTO
BEE
JAY
JAY

>>75987915
>a nigglet and his steed

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>>75987920
JOE
ZAY
ALL
DOUGH

>>75987921
>

>>75987886
He looks horrible weighing in for 135

Why didn't Schaub cut down to LHW like he said he would?

>>75987865
Thanks bro

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>>75987980
Too undisciplined to lose the puppy fat

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>>75987908
>>75987959
yall niggas gay, why would he lie about it?

stop defending the manlet can crusher

>>75987994
thanks man

>>75987241
I'm sure someone had already explained the situation but help a brother out. What's the point of the 6 hour delay?

>>75987980
Somebody post the webm of Shob fucking around in a hotel room half-naked with a bunch of dudes.

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>AJ quit to start selling weed

I wonder what his grandfather would think of that.

>>75987980
COmedy career became too lucrative.
>>75988004
>shitposting on a Thursday afternoon while on your twelfth bag of cheetohs
Yeah bro, I bet you know a ton about discipline.

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Is Duna going to call Bisping out for saying he "deserves" this moneyfight with GSP?

>>75988011
>why would he lie about it

Why wouldn't he?

>i dont actually cut that much DJ, just fight me!!
>*lose a fight* oh for sure that guy was bigger than me by like 20 pounds GADOOSH

Do you actually believe Conor walks around 168 too? Lol dweeb

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>>75988004
>post poosada jones

>>75987723
I missed this one, what is the context of this?

>>75988022
USA #1

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>smellator is on tape delay tomorrow lol
>Rory vs Daley is a 3-round fight
>that terrible quality weighin
>Rory makes less from sponsors than Reebok

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>>75988047
you literally make 0 sense, get that cte checked my guy, you might have a brain injury like scoop

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For me, it's Joe Lauzon

>>75988078
I make perfect sense. You're just bawling your eyes out after getting BTFO and can't read.

I hope Rory gets heemd tomorrow. Would serve him right for trying to take an easy path in the b league. He's lucky WB is such a nice guy and didn't heem him when he broke his nose.

>>75988042
You wish I was as obese as you

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>hey... psst.. sir, are you stipe?
>well my man, I think you tapped
>hashtag, not my champion

>>75988080

literally negative striking defense

>>75988011
>When you clear out a division and 189ers call you a can crusher cause you're that much better than everyone else.

has anyone else really come around on dc?

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>>75987294
Porto
D’Aleilio
Tiburcio
Faszholz
Lee

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>>75988056
The biggest bandwagoner loser on /heem/

>>75988128
People are starting to jump the bandwagon

>>75988128
no it's really cringey for him to say hes going to beat Jones
>t-this time

>>75988103
Don't count on it. Rory is looking like a monster lately. Best I've seen him in years.

new /heem/bedded when

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>>75987723
>>75988138
Imagine being this much of a loser

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If you call yourself a fan of Mixed Martial Arts and you are not planning on watching Invicta this weekend then you deserve to have your heem membership revoked.

Get lost casuals.

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>>75988128
>>75988144
since before the summer conference my guy

>>75988158
>post usada jones
kek
KEK
K E K

>>75988126
Mike Tyson still gets called a can crusher just because he cleaned out the 80's so brutally.

>>75988128
Savoring the last 2 months of his fake title reign?

But let's face it, one of them is gonna pull out. My money is on DC and his weak knees not making it.

>>75988159
t. missus macdonald

>>75988138
Maybe I'm retarded, but is he saying he really didn't want Tyron to lose to Robbie or...? I'm sorry, this is just some strange writing I'm looking at.

What the fuck is Boyhood?

>>75988185
Benavidez and Cejudo aren't cans. They're really good, the thing is the way MM beat them up makes them look like cans. 189ers can't understand this.

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>>75988196
he's saying robbie could lose to anyone but tyron because he triggers his anus hairs

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>>75988103
MMA, more than any other sport, requires the athlete to assure any additional income available and cash in on it when you can. After the loss to Lawler, it was the right move to get paid more in another organization.

http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Michael-Bisping-Still-Expects-to-Fight-GSP-Next-Says-Knee-Issues-Could-Delay-UFC-Title-Defense-121575

hahaha "muh knee"

What a cowardly piece of shit """"""""""""champ""""""""""""""

Strip this ducking piece of shut now.

>>75988126
For sure Mighty Manlet isn't padding his record by refusing to fight TJ at 125. 100% my man.

>>75988196
He didn't want Robbie to lose to Tyron, he could lose to anyone in the world except Tyron, and the fact that he lost to Tyron means he's no longer a Lawler fan.

>What the fuck is Boyhood?
Friend simulator autism.

>>75988245
He said he'd fight Yoel if GSP wasn't ready before summer ends, that was AFTER his knee surgery

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>>75988128
less of two evils, DC is obnoxious but I dislike Jones more

>>75988233
>>75988250
Okay, that makes much more sense. Thanks.

>tfw robbie is still a fav of mine despite the tyron heeming

>>75988245
There were people here who really believed him when he said he'd fight Yoel 6 weeks after GSP.

>>75988126
for sure reis and elliot are MOTHER FUCKERS my man, 100% beast

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>>75988246
The fuck is wrong with you people?

Why should TJ be allowed to jump the line on all the deserving Flyweights who have fought up the ranks to have their chance against DJ?

Mighty Mouse is just looking out for his own people, and making sure this """sport""" retains some semblance of being a legitimate competition as opposed to some WWE drama-fest.

If TJ was champ this would be a different story, but he's not. Also, he haven't seen him make 125 yet, so why risk booking him for a title shot when he could go full fucking tiramisu-mudslime-pullout merchant and fuck the whole thing up?

Get in line kiddo and earn your shot. Also, teach your """manager""" wife a few things about negotiation because what you got paid to fight Assuncao at UFC 200 was just embarassing.

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>you will never hang out at AKA bantering with your lads Rockhold, DC, Velasquez and Khabib, slapping eachother's backs and having fun after beating the shit out of eachother

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>>75988336

>>75988323
I'm not even sure what to call you because even 196ers at this point are familiar with Tim Elliott

205er?

>>75988336
What deserving flyweights? DJ beat em all

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>>75988336

>>75988351
"get you a woman that looks at you like khabib looks at tiramisu" - Edmond Tarverdyan

>>75988375
Well there's Sergio and Ray Borg.

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>/heem/ shitting on one of the only fighters to actually defend his belt because "muh manlets"

>>75988128
LHW is trash right now and there's one non-champ guy worth boying in Gus, and we don't even know if he's still got it, pending his fight against Glover next weekend. So DC is really just the best option.

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>>75988387
>sergio and ray borg deserve a title shot over dj
for sure stop posting

>>75988323
I just gave you 2 examples of fighters who aren't "cans" and you still insist on being an idiot

>>75988354
>>75988380
>the state of fucking /heem/ right now

>>75988387
Fuck Sergio and Ray they needs more fights

>>75988351
>ywn become chronically injured and totally unreliable

>>75988387
I'd say Borg is the only worthy challenge left there. Even then he needs more time imo. Sergio still has a couple years to develop, he would've gotten shitcanned by Cejudo. Moreno is the next best option but he's still not quite there yet either. That's a testament to both Mighty Meme's talents but also the fact that he's cleared everyone else out left and there's only younger up and comers remaining

Shame Horiguchi left because I would've liked to see the rematch for that

>>75988406
>>75988419
They have better wins at Flyweight than Dillasnake does so they are objectively more qualified.

Once DC whoops Jon he should jump back up to HW again to manhalndle Stipe and steal his strap, now that we're confident Cain's glass body won't carry him to the octagon ever again.

>>75988431
>I would've liked to see the rematch for that

Lol Mighty Mouse beat him up really badly my man.

Very telling that Dodson was the only real challenge to MM, and he also got worked in the rematch.

>>75988336
he beat everybody why didnt he move up and fight at bw he is just pussy fighting literal children

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>>75988437
>Once DC whoops Jon
How do y'all think this is a possibility?

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>>75988436
>le snek xD
opinion disregarded

>>75988437
Fuck, imagine DC moving to HW for superfight with Stipe after beating Jon... he should just retire if he beats Mioch

>>75988453
The first Benavidez fight was challenging as well
But yeah, I think even if Joey B got a third title shot MM tools him

>Cody's brain
>Rory's nose
>Cain's left knee
>Khabib's right knee
>Gus' back
>Barboza's chin
>Rumble's cardio
>Hendricks' hairline/metabolism
>Artem's arms
>N8's facial tissue

Would this being be the worst fighter ever created?

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>>75988463
>>75988465
dont @me after july 29th dork

lmao @ anyone even entertaining the idea of DC beating Jon.

>>75988459
>why didnt he move up and fight at bw

Imagine being so autistic you hate on one of the very few champs who defends their belt. I bet you're a Bisboring fan too.

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>>75988392
There is literally nothing DJ can possibly do to win fans over because he's 5'3, black, 125lbs, and married and bred with a cute white woman.

/heem's internalized racism and heightism is really showing

>>75988489
It will happen if it's the same jon that fought OSP

>>75988508
why do you think he popped? nigga was back on roids, if he looks like that again dc will btfo him

>>75988480
Don't forget Gian Villante's fight IQ

>>75988508
>This is the only "argument" DC "fans" have
Need I remind you that Jon completely dominated that fight and didn't look in trouble anywhere.

He also dominated DC and if worst comes to worst DC can win one more round, but no way can he beat Jon for more than 2 rounds.

>>75988480
>>75988544
I think he would just implode as soon as he stepped inside the octagon

>>75988555
He didn't get in trouble because it's fugg'n OSP

>>75988392
It's pretty fucking sad. It just confirms that /heem/ is full of drama-loving goofs who value overhyped moneyfights over actual sport.

What does MM stand to gain by fighting TJ? He's about to break the record for title defenses in his own division, and he's supposed to sully that by taking a fight a a BW killer who doesn't even have a belt of his own, all to save a card for a company that didn't even send him his championship belts until like two weeks ago? Get the fuck out of here.

>>75988491
DJ is a prime example of a champ who isn't huge for his division.

Both Barao and RDA have been heemed by their weight cuts

DC is a former HW and towel cheat

Rockhold, Cruz, Gooby are all huge and rely more on their weight cuts than anyone is willing to admit.

>>75988480
dan kelly's explosiveness. rumbles crumbleness

Manlets aren't entertainment since beginning of UFC, get over it dorks

>>75988480
>Derrick Lewis' TDD
>Bethe's athleticism
>Eddie's recklessness
>Sage's ground game
>Cerrone's body

>>75988555
>Jon completely dominated that fight

In a complete snoozefest. He broke OSP's arm in the 2nd round and couldn't even remotely capitalize off of it

>he also dominated DC

No, he didn't. It was a very competitive fight in all but the last round. Did Jon clearly win win the decision? Yes. But "dominate" is just stupid

>>75988544
Mmm, I forgot about that can. And every fight by this abortion of an athlete has to b reffed by Yves Lavigne or Steve Mazzagatti.

>>75988576
t.196er

>>75988480
>Roy Nelson's body fat %

>>75988611
>No, he didn't. It was a very competitive fight
Lol only on /heem/

>>75988621
How do you figure, did you watch his fight after Jones? How did that go?

>>75988526
Jon has a official perscription for Cialis now which means he'll be the Jon of the old days, DC is in for a rude awakening once again.

>>75988606
>Derrick Lewis TDD

*Condit

As dangerous as he is on his back, he's cost himself at least 5 fights just by being so easy to take down and get on top of

>>75988606
>Bethe's athleticism
Kek
I wish I could find that webm again, it was a short video comparing her pre-fight warmup hops to Kevin Randleman's

Kevin looks like he's walking on the moon in comparison to her pathetic little skips

>>75988606
>>75988627
>>75988588
Fuck guys, this poor schmuck wouldn't even survive the weigh-ins.

>>75988633
Its okay you can admit to us that you didn't actually watch the fight

>>75988491
fuck bisbong and fuck you 2 u fucking pussy

>>75988660
What kinda moron says a fight where someone lost 4 clear rounds was competitive? It was 1-1 after round 2 but after that Jon took over and completely embarrassed the "olympic wrestler"

You literally don't know what a competitive fight looks like you idiot.

>>75988660
Lyoto and Gus both gave Jones a harder time than DC. It's just that by that point Jones wasn't in the business of finishing anyone.

And in the OSP fight, Jones fought smart. OSP has his own set of dangers, and there's no point in him putting himself out there if it was just tune-up fight for a fake belt.

>>75988677
You can have decisive but competitive rounds. This isn't hard to understand at all for anyone but Jon nutsuccers

>>75988687
>OSP has his own set of dangers

LMAO

lmao @ the """lives""" of a bunch of pale twig dorks talking about how professional fighters are pussies

>>75988708
>le succc xD
Oh you're one of those gay posters. The fight wasn't competitive after round 2.

>Cody's brain
>Rory's nose
>Cain's left knee
>Khabib's right knee
>Gus' back
>Barboza's chin
>Rumble's cardio/heart
>Cowboy's torso
>Big Country's bodyfat % (somehow)
>Hendricks' hairline/metabolism
>Artem's arms
>N8's facial tissue
>Villante's fightIQ
>dan kelly's explosiveness
>Condit's TDD
>Bethe's athleticism
>Eddie's recklessness
>Sage's ground game

BEHOLD THE NEITZHIAN UBERMENSCH

Will MW get interim belt since Bisping is out way past summer and won't fight Yoel?

>>75988734
That's your opinion, now matter how awful, stupid, and casual it is.

>>75988113
STIOPIC HAS THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY HE'LL FUCK YOU UP

>>75988761
I literally don't care anymore, the only title fight I wanna see is dc jon 2, the other was garbage tj but garbage is out.

>>75988783
You're the only dork here saying the fight was competitive LMAO. Not even DC himself believes that.

>>75988783
Not him, but the argument is moot because DC and Jones will never be in the octagon together again, cap this.

Casuals don't even know how well DC did at HW, he Knocked roided Bigfoot Silva the fuck out on short notice right after he beat Fedor. That was a scary fight for Him Cormier was a tiny guy next to Silva

>>75988829
>appeal to /heem/

Lmao just as if your shit argument couldn't get any worse

>>75988829
I thought it was competitive

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Fucking Bigfoot, man...

honestly, you are all making fools out of yourselves

>>75988864
The fight wasn't competitive you idiot lol

>>75988751
>CM Punk's mewvement
Also isn't Cain's back worse than Gus's? Dude was saying he could barely walk

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UFC has signed 6-0 Heavyweight A̶d̶a̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶h̶a̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶e̶l̶m̶i̶ Arjan Bhullar

Canadian Olympic wrestler who trains at AKA (rip knees)

First Indian descent and Sikh fighter in UFC history

>>75988934
The fool is you thinking Bisping isn't ducking Yoel

>>75988937
According to you. And no one cares about you.

>>75988940
I'm sure Cain's back is probably shot but I think Gus has had to take time off specifically because of his back twice, whereas Cain mostly has knee injuries if I remember correctly.

>>75988968
No one cares about you either, the fight wasn't competitive you goofy looking dork.

>>75988988
>no you!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

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>>75988585
Jones does it too, but somehow people never remember him in this discussion.

Sad!

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>>75988729
Say that to my face and see what happens

>>75989000
I can't stop laughing at how pathetic you are trying to convince me a fight that ended 4-1 was competitive. It was such a domination that Jon even had time to taunt at the end.

Idiot lol.

>>75989037
>muh scorecards

lol casual

youre getting so desperate here that i think youre trying to convince yourself more than me at this piont

>Jon even had the time to taunt at the end
I even said the last round wasn't competitive lol dumbass

>>75988480
>Ronda's heart

Guys! He's ready, he come now

>Yoel Romero Hype Himself Silly about Fighting with Gym Screams

https://www.google.com/amp/s/champions.co/posts/4273071/amp

>>75989037
>>75989066
I see your point now, you are correct.

>>75988954
*portions heems*

>>75989014
BASED Platinum Team

>>75989066
>He actually thinks the UFC 182 main event was competitive

What an idiot lol. I'm not even trolling when I say you're the first moron in over 2 years I have seen with this opinion. It's always a consensus that DC got embarrassed in that fight and just gave up after round 2.

>>75988920
He's usada free now, so he might make a comeback

>>75989104
No one mistook you for being intelligent so I'm not surprised

Is there anything else you want to sperg out about?

>>75988954
>Pajeet Patel

>>75989123
He could be heemed by a stiff wind, though. The drugs will only take him so far. He's going to die in the cage.

>>75989132
How does it feel being the only one who believes DC had a competitive fight with Jon? How autistic do you really gotta be here?

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>Floyd Gregweather fight scheduled

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>p-p-please give me another (You)

>>75988954
I hope he's not another one of those flabby dadbod heavyweights. We need more actual athletes @ 235lb. 265lb heavyweights are a joke.

>>75988954
>indian
he's gonna get heemed so hard. they have shit genes because they ate nothing but curry for eons. same thing with nips, they cant compete in UFC because genetics because rice eating because evolution. indians just dont have the physical traits to compete with the best in this sport.

>>75989200
He looks like a typical dadbod heavyweight but apparently he's got good conditioning so that's good enough. He looks very similarly built to DC

>>75989069
I hope UFC forces Bisping to fight Romero even if he waits until fall to fight again

lol BROKEN just like his idol.

Imagine being so autistic you thought that it was a competitive fight.

>>75989216
How come there aren't any good German UFC fighters?

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USADA testing of ranked UFC fighters since the IV ban

Fighter, number of fights, number of times tested, weeks since last test

>>75989292
Pretty sure Holly is the most drug-tested UFC fighter.

>>75989248
dc isnt a dadbob you dumbass he's a tank

tim johnson, ben rothwell those are dadbods

>>75989274
Their best genes were killed in the second world war

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>please give me a (You)

>>75989292
why do you hate cropping?

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(You)

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Another mentally broken DCuck.

>For sure DC made it a back and forth fight my guy he was landing some nice arm drags 100%

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>>75989292
Better resolution

>>75989343
I always crop but forget to choose the cropped version on my phone a lot

>>75989274
mma is regarded as extremely low-class and solely populated by immigrants here. (Kanakensport)

maybe some german syrians will be in the ufc in 10 years who knows. sure as hell no sane german would ever want to compete in this sport

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>>75989362
How about Jones crying after getting USADA'd?

>>75989392
So you're saying native Germans have terrible genes and can't compete in the UFC because of evolution. That's what I thought.

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>tfw no more (You)s for my shitty opinions

https://youtu.be/fqfhGufEmHs

Why do Brazilian fighters seem so respectful but not their fans?

neets are the most powerful race

>>75989427
Eugene S. Robinson already explained this.

>>75988920
kek

>Posting pictures of an actual competitive fight

Now you're getting it spergy.

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would you young cyborg?

>>75989461
Link me.

What started succ posting?

>>75989508
your mom

>>75989529
Seriously I've wondered for ages

49-46 very close fight...

>i judge the competitiveness of a fight on scorecards

lmao @ ur ""life""

Masdival beat Maia

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With different judges DC woulda won for sure.

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>>75989499
Prolly.

>>75989508
I think it originated at the UFC200 summer kickoff presser. DC was reiterating something Jones said about telling Cormier to suck his dick backstage, and being the whitebread goof that he is, DCs summary of those words sounded really stilted and awkward. So it led to this whole meme about DC wanting to suck Jon Jones' dick, and variations of the same.

>>75989604
>12% takedowns compared to 60%
>35% significant strikes compared to 52%

For sure this was a real competitive fight my guy 100%

DC only needs to make minor adjustments to his game. It was a real game of inches.

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Wew lads today I replaced lurking 4chan at work with JRE podcast and I had such a surprisingly productive day. But I admit that listening to those potheads for 2 and half hour in one go really drags on
>>75989556
50-45 but she's such a tank, shes so tough, I'm super impressed with her durability

>muh stats

lol @ (You)

>>75989681
Dude chemtrails

>>75989693
I love when irrationally angry and incorrect people start to ignore math.

>>75989681
How hard were Jessica's woman parts throbbing whenever Joanna slapped her around?

>>75989681
It was starting to bug me how Joe was trying to save face during JJ vs Andrade, saying she was a "pitbull" with so much "heart." She got her ass beat, Joe. She walked into every strike Joanna threw because she was a tailor-made punching bag, and no, she's not a tank for taking it for 25min because JJ weighs 115lbs and can only standing-TKO mexican-americans.

>>75989722
>I HATE when irrationally angry and incorrect people start to ignore ME.

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>>75989702
I listened to this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGJGa53ViBE, with weirdo Tony, so no Edgy Brah and no chemtrails

Ken "The Excuse" Shamrock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTmxttNrw_c

>>75989791
Is that Hingecliff? I can't stand that massive faggot

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>muh math

Jon dominated the popular vote!

>>75989693
You're that sperg who is always arguing with himself here huh?

who is your least favourite ufc fighter?

Jones put whole arm over fence to avoid having DC take him down, sad!

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>>75987241

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Previous thread: >>75979167

News:

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http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/james-vick-dana-white-ufc-211-new-contract-meeting

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/18/15655746/ufc-fight-night-112-ilir-latifi-calls-out-corey-anderson-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-injury-mma

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/18/15657972/tj-dillashaw-willing-drop-down-flyweight-fight-demetrious-johnson-ufc-214-mma

>>75989427
where you live, do human beings not have the freedom of choice? i thought murrica was the land of the free

people here don't have to eat shit if they choose not to. state works perfect thanks to merkel
in terms of self-destruction and how much you value yourself, professional mma is equivalent to prostituion

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>>75989821
Yeah that's him, he's a creep desu. All those stand up comedians are, I'm amazed that Rogan thinks of his shitty comedy as of his most important gig

>>75989853
Greentext title of news links you massive fucking idiot

>>75989855
>>75989855
So Germans can't be pro-fighters cause they're cowards is what you're saying.

>>75989392
>german barbarians
>class

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>Tim Johnson without a moustache

looks about 10 years younger

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>>75989876
This.

Repulsive impostor.

Hang yourself!

>>75989853
Fake.

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>>75989876
i may do it or i may not

>>75989926
he looks like an entirely different person without it and with the beard
i like it

Will you guys buy Floyds fight kit when it comes out?

>>75989926
He looks like Glover Texceira, don't like it

>>75989886
well we sure were cowards when we started two world wars on our own

lol

>>75989977
Beat it dork, you don't have the capabilities to do NotePad's job

>>75989994
no i'm BBB not TMT

>>75990003
>0-2 in world wars
You're the Artem of the world.

>there are unironically people ITT who hate Aldo and Khabib and call them pullout merchants, yet love and defend Conor and Bisping for flat out refusing to defend their belts

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>>75989845
CM Punk

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>>75990003
>Taking credit for other people's work
Sad!

>>75990052
That's probably the meanest thing anyone ever said here lol.

>>75990071
That is why I have finally accepted Schaub as our lord and savior.

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Find a flaw.

>>75990071
I hate Khabib because of religious beliefs and being a coffee cake stuffing turd

>>75990052
if you look at the state of germany and the state of USA right now, i don't think we actually "lost" those wars lol

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>>75990071
you were almost right but nobody actually likes bisping

>>75990093
Good man.

Schaub NEVER refused to defend a belt.

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>>75990105

>>75990115

Poland does

>>75990100
I really really really do not understand the purpose of ties in the rankings

How exactly does that even happen? Branch beat Jotko and they're tied for 9th? Randa Markos beat Carla Esparza but Carla moves up over her?

How do they even calculate these rankings? Do they actually aggregate all the lists from those idiot journalists that give their rankings?

I hate it

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>>75990100
Why the heck is Esparza above Markos who just had beaten her ? Why is she moving up at all ?

>>75990091
>spain sucking jones cock
no surprise there

Why are there people who are in the UFC still but are on the newest TUF?

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>>75990115
>>75990136
I do enjoy how mad he makes everybody.
As a fighter he's not all that exciting

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>>75990113
Give it up, Germany. You're the scum of the fucking Earth.

I wish they'd allow me next door so I could spit in your fucking face.

>>75990160
>Being this new
I despise Jones. DC's been my boy for years you faggot Kraut.

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>>75990131
is that where Alpha Brain comes from?

NO MATTA WARE U GO BOI

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>>75990257
The life of the mum of every here is at stakes when I'm done sandblasting them.

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>>75990218
why is he wearing cleats ?

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The reason Masvidal should have won is because Maia had no answer for the striking but Masvidal did have an answer for the grappling by successfully defending

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You think I'm gonna just sit there and let you suck my presidential cock, Jon?

>>75990279
DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING MOM

WHAt is wrong with British """people"""?

https://twitter.com/marcgoddard_uk

>>75990281

Running from the Aldo fight

>>75990334
Which board were you linked from? /b/?