/heem/

Why the fuck isn't GSP fighting Conor

Tyron Woodley is the WW GOAT

>>75971410
>>75971409
Your posts are literally the most autistic that I've ever read. It's depressing.

>>75971414
Mayweather has more star power than GSP

GSP is biggg

Lol some subhuman yuronigger acting like they live lavishly in some soviet era bloc eating potatoes with cheese for the 2nd week in a row

>>75971437
So is your paycheck

>>75971478
Nah, you're much more autistic than my paycheck

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+450 underdog against Gadelha...really?!

For sure McGregor could stuff everyone's takedowns my guy

>>75971501
pretty steep but clowdja probably rolls her so...

>>75971501
I'm putting down 100$ on kk for you, Hanz

>>75971489
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Redditnigger please leave

>>75971530
This isn't your autistic safe space

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>>75971501
In a 5 rounder maybe she could win if Clawja got tired, 3 rounder snowball's chance in hell she wins

Just asked my mum and she said RDA is attractive

>>75971568
Nevermind I'm not putting any money on this chick

>>75971585
Is your mom the bride of Frankenstein?

>>75971585
Ask her a rethorical question "is Dillon Danis attractive ? "

>>75971562
Respond again

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>>75971635
you on the left

>>75971472
That nigga prancing and shit

>>75971655
Awful meme dude

>>75971655
Do it one more time, babe

>>75971501
Joanna is better in every way and Gadelha buttfucked her for two rounds.

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>>75971393

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>75964208

News:

>CSAC makes drastic changes to weight cutting policy
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/california-state-athletic-commission-weight-cutting-10-point-plan

>Woodley training with backpack ahead of Maia fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-champ-tyron-woodley-running-with-backpack-idea

>UFC to return to Japan
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/octagon-returns-japan-ufc-fight-night-sept-23

>GoFundMe made to raise money for Nick Catone's son
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/16/15650982/gofundme-nick-catone-family-death-son-ufc-fighter

>Yair Rodriguez can see out of his injured eye now
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/17/15652998/pic-yair-rodriguez-still-purple-can-finally-open-stitched-up-eye-mma

Is really making your opponent think a good technique for MMA?

Did Spainsperg get medical suspension again?

>>75971568
well KK's groundgame is underrated and her striking is better than Gadelhas and she has more power behind her punches than Joanna. I mean I also see her as a slight underdog but not fuckin +450...

>>75971605
Haha. He's probably not as ugly as we think
>>75971617
Might get her a bit weird. I already asked her if DC was as well

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>>75971749
Well Joanna was +400 first time against Gadelha too

>>75971740
Poor sperg, he dindu nuff'n

>>75971866
Joanna won a very controversial decision then.

>>75971866
>Well Joanna was +400 first time against Gadelha too
No she wasn't you loser.

>>75972050
DANK

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>>75972050

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>>75972120
If you're going to save some dank cro chops at least keep the filenames ya goof

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This is now a Cro Cop thread

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>>75971866
Is that Joanna??

That lighting removes all her facial features and makes her look like genuinely attractive.

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How about CroFirefighter ?

Is there any fighter loved by everyone like Cro Cop?

>>75971695
Anything for (you) sweetie

>>75972325
Sakuraba

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>n-n-next time
>maiavidal!
kek

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>>75972300
You can get similar effect by slapping on half of a cosmetics store

I've figured it out guys, Woodley is Docksperg's low-key mulignan

>>75972325
Woodley fans dislike Cro Cop on the basis of him being a cop

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>>75971740
everytime

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>>75971504

For sure my man

>>75972386
Fucking Poland, again never fails with the bantz

Guys I think I saw Cody at a cafe here in Düsseldorf today.
I was too much of a pussy to enter the cafe and talk to him.
Anyone knows what he might do here or was I just hallucinating?

>>75972325
Schaub

>>75972429
Back surgery, he's not fighting silly dilly.

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>>75972307
>Stipe Miocic is an American that thinks he's Croatian

>>75972429
Not sure if memeing or not but
He is Germany getting back surgery & ducking Dilly

>>75972208
>Croation politics

>>75972468
Ironic that only people who will literally never reproduce make posts like this.

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manlets, will they ever learn?

>>75972468
>She

>>75972452
muh heritage

>>75972486
Have you ever felt a pair of tits in your hands? You'd probably spill your seed before she took her panties off kiddo

>>75972498
>virgin angst
Relax buddeh

>>75972468
Need to see them legs first

>>75972429
hoodiechad bless

>>75972512
this, /heem/ is high test

>>75972512
>piernas_de_gallo.jpg

https://youtu.be/8b4LjdihvHw

Why does he try to duck everybody?

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>>75972594
No way that's real

>>75972429
Missed an opportunity to heem that goof

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>>75972594
Heem is pro thinn desu, fatties who can't make weight aren't welcome

>>75972614
just like he ducked wonderboi right?

>>75971866
She was around +215. I know because I bet on her, and I was furious that she let up at the end of the first instead of trying for the finish.
>based judges giving me the robbery

>>75972675
He certainly tried

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>>75972675
He was almost dragged kicking and screaming into that octagon tho. He's really unsure of himself, it's like he believes that his title reign will be short so he has to maximize the money he gets from it

>>75972716
>b-but he tried
go fuck yourself faggot

>>75972726
I said he tried in my first post you replied to also. Why are you so sensitive?

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>>75972675
He practically was or at least tried to. He tried to talk his way into a fight with Nick Diaz and GSP after beating Robbie and told Thompson to fight Lawler instead.

Then after 205 and the draw, he tried to do the same shit with Thompson, saying he was begging for the fight and was trying to get a money fight with Bisping or he'd just give the Maia the title shot instead.

Now he's trying to do the same thing with Maia
>Maia is an easy fight
>muh Diaz and GSP moneyfights

>>75972765
This pretty much sums up our WW and MW champ

Remember that time Tyron refused to sign the contract with WB until Stephen posted a picture of it on twitter so Tyron got embarrassed into signing?

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>>75972724
>>75972765
>>75972788
>Hating on Woodley

Lads, c'mon.

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>>75972788
Dubs don't lie

>>75972809
Welcome back Jon

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>>75972765
the diaz fight was supposed to be a quick turnaround because wonderbitch wouldn't fight on one months notice and you know it and because you know, woodley HEEMD your le orc

It's the same thing this time where maia himself literally said he wants time off

suck a dick

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>>75972832
>muh quick turnaround
I like this meme

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>>75972823
It seems like you're not listening to the woman, Jon, because you haven't calmed down.

>>75972809
Cool proxy m8, spainsperg is seething about tyrone

>>75972832
>one months notice
Woodley was trying to cash in on the Diaz/McGregor 2 hype by trying (and failing) to get a fight with Nick on THREE WEEKS NOTICE.

>suck a dick
No, you.

>>75972860
Well, some of us are trying to

>>75972864
Click the webmaster

Requesting
>WONDERSENSAI.jpg

I wish this board could have serious discussions about t.wood without his fan bois and haters posting about him. Who can realistically defeat woodley atm?

Ufc 212 is a joke. I predict less than 250k ppvs

>>75972883
Hector Lombardo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtTTGP7Vavk

>>75972888

Yeah but the main event could be FOTY

>>75972883
Rory, but he is at Lellator

>>75972883
I don't hate Woodley, I think he's actually a good fighter, but since becoming champion, he's been nothing but a fucking dickhead.

>>75972883
McGoober. Woodley backs up to the cage, where Conor can freely tee off with long straights. Conor doesn't even have a reach or length disadvantage.

>>75972906
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

>>75972909
WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!!

>>75972910
>Conor couldn't even finish Diaz at 170
Yeah, he's not beating Woodley, pal.

>>75972664
Somebody post that chick form the Invicta weigh-in. Coulda sworn I saved it as hank_hill_ass.jpg but I can't fnd it.

Could Yoel make 170?

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>>75972883
I feel the same way about Based Big Brown

>>75972936
Maybe if he hopped of the Mexican supplements.

>>75972910
I personally believe goobs would just get man handled.

>>75972957
Idiots don't understand that Woodley is bigger and better wrassler than mini mendes

Could Nate Marquatrt beat Woodley?

>>75972948
Coral Spring sucks

>>75972883
Gastelum and Whittaker if they decide to come back to WW

>>75972883
He really revs up the spergs on both sides doesn't he?

I think Maia has a chance since Woodley likes to keep his back to the fence which is right in his wheelhouse. But I don't know how good his stamina is anymore and Woodley could certainly heem the fuck out of him. Nick Diaz would run right through him like Chinese takeout a few years back but I don't know how much he has left in the tank.

>>75972982
See here>>75972809

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>>75972985
Why do you say that? I've never been.

>>75972982
He sent him to the shadow realm

>>75972883
i'm pretty nervous about maia as a woodley fan. i was rooting for masvidal just because he's a better matchup for tie-ron

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The spergs drove Spain away

>>75972994
Why would Gastelum be able to do it now?

>>75972883
look at current upcoming wrestlers, so chaos or usman

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>>75973019
It was only an imitator, the real asSpain would never give in so easily. Sad!

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>>75972920
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>>75972999
>Woodley was training with a backpack
If it was a younger Maia I'd give him the edge, but he's fucking old. He was gassed after one round against Poovidal and still didn't manage to secure a submission. If he had had another round perhaps he would've done it, but that leaves us with the issue that he's fighting a guy who dances around Masvidal in terms of wrestling and grappling.

>>75973019
More like I'm sick of this shit, lad. It's literally the same thing every day. Sperg this, sperg that, Whiteboi dis, welfare dat, HEEM this, Schaub that.

It's boring.

>>75973025
He just got USADA'd off the devil weed, so he'll be able to make weight without dying this time.

>>75973015
I just see nate vs maia 2. I don't think maia looked good in his fight against masvidal, and wooldy I assume is stronger than masvidal and has the best takedown defence in ww.

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>>75973025
>stop hanging out with momma whale and sister whale
>stop smoking weed and getting munchies

He probably can't do it though

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>>75973104
The chin rub that saved Stipe.

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These are my idols :)

>>75973104
>Well in my opinion, you tapped
Why didn't hoodiebro call him out?

#notmychampion

>>75973058
Pretty much how I see it. If Woodley survives a fierce round 1 on the ground I could see them both wheezing and stalling for the rest of the night...could be another Silva-Maia in the making. Hope it doesn't go like that(assuming Maia actually gets his shot) although Dana White having a fucking aneurysm would be fun to watch

>>75973131
Mordekaiser es numero uno en brazil/10

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>>75973139
>could be another Silva-Maia in the making
After those two lacklustre Wonderpedo fights it'd be hilarious.

Feeling bad for Maia tho, the best MMA oriented BJJ expert in the world never touching gold would be a travesty.

Pic for UFC in Poland next year.

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>>75973150
Eu não jogo liga de lendas desculpe

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>>75973177
Fucking finally somebody reposted it

I need to learn Portuguese, people say knowing spanish makes it a bit easier but it's difficult as fuck having it stick to my alphabrain

>>75973196
Neither do I, but those aren't even the popular Hues, like what are you doing man

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>>75973197
Didn't post it sooner because you kept posting it yourself, dummy.

>>75973200
>Estes atrasados não falam cinco línguas como tu
>Estes cornos apenas falam duas línguas
>Duas das línguas que estes conas falam é Espanhol
>Mcq

>>75973209
They are no popular? They do not need to.

>>75973237
Top right is Barboza yeah ?

>>75973231
quieres luchar hijo de mierde? Yo falar tres linguas, ma's o menos. Poco Portuguese irmao

>>75972982
Racist punch kill black homowrestlers

>>75973269
Yes, kicks of death!!

>>75973131
Why all Brazilians when you're a brit?

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>>75972858
with bisping its a meme

>>75972866
well yeah? he wasn't trying to duck, he just wanted goob money, and throwing nick on there wouldve made it even bigger

>>75972860
still REEEE'ing senpai?

>>75973327
Because being a fan of Bisping isn't easy

>>75973015
me too desu, but after seeing masvidal stuff some takedowns and land some shots that paniced maia, I think ourguy got this

Woodley rd 1 ko desu

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>>75973270
>American speaking 3 languages
Colour me impressed, lad. At least you don't speak Cherokee.

>>75973334
I'm cool.

>>75973200
>people say knowing spanish makes it a bit easier

i know someone who is fluent in only portuguese and say him carry on conversations with people who only speak spanish

>>75973362
Burger,beaner, and islander mudmen

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>>75973368
>and say him

sorry 85 iq reporting

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>>75973327
They seem more respectful. It is a fight but it is nice to be respectful

>>75973382
uh oh BIG BALLER ZONE

how would Lavar do in the UFC?

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>>75973382
Ahhh shit nigga those are the magic words

>>75973428
Brits are alright. Fish and Chips is literally my favorite food.

>>75973458
Spicy Bangers and mash*

>>75973428
brazilian men are respectful but female brazilian fighters seem uncouth

Edson Barboza is 100% boy material

>>75973458
Os britânicos são muito desrespeitosos. Eu nunca tenho amigos por causa disso. Eles boo lutadores também e jogue lixo.

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>>75973209

I would say Aldo is popular there, he has his own movie. RDA isn't at all though.

>>75973428
So you're not Brazilian yourself? You're like a weeb but for brazil instead of Japan?

What was your first event newfag?

>>75973485
>dropped by a jab

Baile de favela

Hue hue hue br be br

How does one say "Can I have 3 famous FAMOUS BURGER'S™ please" in Portuguesa?

>>75973581
Posso ter tres hamburguesas famosos porfa?

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>>75973581

This, I need to know

>>75973505
I see, I never been to brit but I have been in the colonies, they are alright, New Zealand specially.

Though the job you guys did on Australia is questionable. Hue.

>>75973581
Me vê 3 Hambúrgueres Famosos por favor seu José.

>>75973635
Did I fuck it up?>>75973604

>>75972594
ayy lmao to the max

>>75973552
Maybe? My dream is to go to Brazil and meet Aldo and train with him. I could work in famous burger in exchange and sleep at his gym.

Ufc 194 was my first event.
>>75973623
I do not really understand this sorry..
>>75973549
This is a very nice webm

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>>75973581
tree favela burgers please

>>75973645
Yeah, when you are ordering food nobody says Posso ter. We use Me vê/Me dê/Eu quero

>>75973669
>EU quero
I'll stick to that, thanks Ja`o

>>75973680
Filename made me audibly kek

>>75973680
exploitable

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>>75973104

>>75973717
this is the greatest meme i have ever seen in 20 years browsing hem

>>75973659
>Ufc 194 was my first event.

>>75973581
Kann ich bitte drei berühmte FAMOUS BURGER™ haben?

>>75973727
>>75973717
Stop shitting on hoodiegod

>>75973717
>>75973727
It's pretty good but I think it's disrespecting hoodie chad a bit. Can't say beat it get lost, should be something more humble like haha sure here you go

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>>75973104
>hehe great joke mr stipe *tweets angrily about how much of an asshole he is during photos*

>>75973747
>>75973746
Alright, I'll edit it.

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>>75973717
You know that he was buying bait and hooks ? Hoodie chad played us like a damn fiddle, 5d chess, we were all baited into next level

real heemer proving time, does anyone have that webm of the guy in the crowd behind the fighter clapping really hard taken from that one UFC promo with that stupid song?

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>>75973659
UFC 194 was your first event but Aldo is your guy? Why?

Hoodiegoof doesn't even post on heem regularly. He referred to it as himself passions of /sp/ and /out/. A true heemsters would have said /heem/ and /out/. Furthermore, he hasn't acknowledged being on embedded or becoming a meme once which implies he hasn't even been on heem since posting the picture.
#notmyhoodiebro

>>75973440
lavar is so based

>>75973800
maybe he's not a friend simulating faggot and posts here all the time. heem isn't your friends

>>75973797
HoodieCHAD why are you wearing Adidas and not official Reebok™ gear?

Would love an explanation

>>75973755
I'm sexually attracted to Hoodiebro and I'm not even gay, wtf

>>75973815
You've been duped. Deal with it.
#notmyhoodiebro

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>>75973815
This. Lmao at goofs jealous of hoodieCHAD's success because their shitty personalities only get seen by 50 or so guys here but Embedded 1 was seen by 600,000 people

>>75973815
>>75973800
or he's not a namefagging avatarfagging faggot sperg

>>75973842
>>75973833
Can't handle the truth. No heemster was on embedded. Deal with it.
#notmyhoodiebro

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Fresh outta the oven, lads

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>>75973856
Hoodie bro is real

Stipe is #notmychampion

>>75973581
OOOH OOOH AAAAAAH AAAAH famous burger AAAH AAAH *throws feces*

>>75973869
If hoodiebro was a real heemster he would have called out stipe for tapping.

>>75973865
Look at that manly chin?

How many girls do you reckon this guy fucks every week?

>>75973865
Nice

>>75973883
Kek can you imagine

>"Are you Stipe Miocic?"
>Yes, yes I am
>"You tapped like a bitch Sir. Overeem is the true Champion"

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>excuse me sir, are you stipe miocic?
>well, in my opinion you tapped
>you're not my champion

>>75973797
I felt bad for Aldo, I was in school at the time and Mcgregor was very popular there. People would talk about him a lot so I watched the promos and felt like Aldo was very respectful and Mcgregor was a immature. I thought he would win because bad guys win.

When I found out it was 13 seconds I felt very bad for him. Then I found out Aldo was fighting again so watched that and after that watched every Aldo fight.

How about you?

>>75973842
this, hoodiebro is our-fucking-guy

>>75971393
Is that Todd Duffee?

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New one, what do you think, /heem/?

>tfw can't stop watching ammy heems on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yLUiJSF6EQ

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>>75973962
>tfw to smart for mindless violence

>>75973967
>watching preteens fight
i bet you're one of the wmma haters but you watch this shit

>>75973962
DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY PREVIOUS THREAD

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING THREAD

>>75973986
these guys still hit harder though

>>75973986
Well you would lose that bet.

>>75973967
why does swanging and banging always win?

>>75973949
>I was in school
nigga you underage high school ends at 16

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>>75973967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHFCP2w2MM

>>75973967
LEVE HOODIEBRO ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75974074
preteen fights are the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjHu0qV-WQE

I recorded a scrap outside of Whole Foods
https://youtu.be/ICUX2TH10l8

>>75974074
Beth has the #1 p4p Bund in MMA history

manlets getting cucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=legP6eK3jOk

lmao

Anyone hear Cyborg on Schaub's pod?

I actually feel really bad for her and the way she's being treated.

>>75974156
STeroids = no sympathy

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>>75974152

>>75974164
Did you listen to it?

>>75974171
But if Tyron wore that to weigh ins to show off his bunda it would be a problem.
#racismlives
#BLM

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>Mfw would sandblast the mum of every here

>>75974186
won't waste my time with a drug cheat. This isn't the first time she failed test.

>>75974171
Hnnnnggg. A pity that she has that face. Her crazy eyes make me kinda horns though. Bet she is a freak in bed

>>75974195
>>>/youtube/

>>75974156
schaub is the reason ronda never fought her

he was always in her ear telling her not to take that fight

>>75974223
What should I watch?

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>>75974152

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Tiger would slap the sh*t out of CJ

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>Cris Cyborg and Megan Anderson are both going to sign with Bellator before February 2018

>>75974235
mcgregor bants! xD!

>>75974307
LInk?

>>75974311
KYS.com

>>75974256
Did anyone webm her walking on stage to stare down with Holly? Both of their bundas were out of control.

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>>75973990

>>75974327
Idgi

It just redirected me to some website to buy a yacht

>>75974347
>>75973990
kek

>>75974156
Listened to it. While I can understand her frustration she did use steroids. Her physique and voice are an obvious tell. Also her by tried to portray it as it was a conspiracy against her and UFC shills accounts tried to influence the public opinion about her in forums and twitter. That's ridiculous and they exaggerated her victim status a bit imo.

Also Schaub came of as a bit disingenuous. Couple of weeks ago he was talking so much shit about her and now he is the defender of justice? Also it seemed like he wanted to make her cry by pointing out all the time that her position is so awful. Felt kinda like Schaub wanted to make her cry to promote her and his show

https://youtu.be/KihkWlNx8sQ

>>75974457
Schaub is so full of schaub

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just a lil preview of the June heeminder

>>75974475
I remember this. Did that other fighter ever recover? Recall he was in bad shape for months afterward.

>>75974516
why wasnt there stud radio yesterday?

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>>75974628

>>75974518
The video said that Falcao was ok but his fighter friend was in ICU in critical condition

>beating someone that is already unconscious
fucking apes

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Some heems are just too sweet

>>75974658
Okay, who's calling in tomorrow?

>>75974705
you, you goof

>>75974518
He lost vision in his eye I believe. He was innocent as well. Everyone else in this video except him deserves to die. Poor dude

>>75974715
I'm not going to be here tomorrow night.

>>75974676
Yeah, but that was years ago. The guy either recovered, is permanently fucked up, or died by this point. My question was which of these outcomes happened.

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>>75974704
IKR

remember the Dana White get

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>>75974704

>>75974810
Yes, and Gertrudis and Francine Hall

>>75974917
go back to being dormant

>>75974810
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66505580/#66505769

>>75974726
According to google translate, he's doing surprisingly well:
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2015/07/espancado-em-posto-kaue-mena-volta-estudar-e-celebra-nasci-de-novo.html
Says he had 8 surgeries "in his skull".

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>>75974957
Got to live senpai
The captchas gave me a sign

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>>75974775
He had brain surgery, plastic surgery to make him look normal after a large part of his brain was removed.

He still wants to return to fighting but will never be cleared. It's sad.

I saw a video where this kid was getting bullied by a group, and when he finally snapped about 10 of them beat him unconscious. They then climbed up and jumped onto his head. It makes going outside scary

I was jumped, it makes me very angry to think about.

Anyone got a webm. of Joanna's "Champ" mouthpiece?

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>>75975023

>>75974074
>Mexicans commenting as if they won the race war
I'm embarrassed

>>75974917
What happened there? Did the ref really stopped the fight?

>>75975136
Yes, the guy on the bottom had no way to intelligently defend against those strikes. They were landing clean 100% of the time.

>>75975136
Dude until you get put in that position with strikes landing on your head you don't know what it's like

It was actually a pretty good stoppage

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>>75973727
I started it
You're welcome

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>>75975169
>>75975214

>>75975238
Alright then you tell me how you'd survive that from Kawajiri.
Knight literally had nowhere to go and strikes were hitting firmly on his head. If the referee didn't step in it'd have gone on for another whole minute

>>75975060
Imagine if her and Joe Lauzon had a baby.

>>75975221
no you didn't cause then you would know that that post was a throwback counter-meme

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>>75975295
>the ref didnt stop the fight
>he stood them up because of a stalemate

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>>75975221
>tfw spergOP is HoodieBro

>>75975400
You're watching the wrong fight my man
100% it was stopped, I don't know what you just looked up. I only saved it at the time because of how devastating the position was

Why do Heemsters think that a Legend = GOAT?

Royce is a legend, not a GOAT.
Bj Penn is fairly legendary, not a GOAT.
Same goes for Hendo.

GOAT is still reserved for
GSP
and further down the totem dick pill steroid cheats Ando and Jones

Anyone else on there? DJ is around there but he's still fighting out a new-ish division.

>>75975408
>Mayweather trying to be like hoodieCHAD
lmao

>>75975512
Who thinks this? lmao you're pulling this out your ass is this some sherdog debate you're trying to bring into /heem/?

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>>75975495
i sure am laffin

>>75975512
>gsp GOAT
>conor not even mentioned
dropped

>>75975530
Some dude was debating that Hendo was a GOAT which made my head spin.

Just doubling down.

>>75975495
Oh, man.
I Disagree

>>75975538
Alright then I know what I saw when I was watching LIVE, unlike you having to go look up the fight. Some Photoshop isn't going to change what happened

>>75975060
I think he meant from her introduction at 211

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>>75975586
http://fightvideo.mmatd.com/full-fight-video-f38/jason-knight-vs-tatsuya-kawajiri-t83706.html

>>75975557
Hendo isn't a GOAT

GSP, Silva, Jones and Fedor are probably the ones that hover GOAT discussion. DJ is arguably entering because he's just killing everyone, but at the same time 125 isn't exactly the best division. Were he to face TJ, Cruz or Cody, it'd be a better indicator of his skill

>>75975638
>Literally doctoring footage to try and win an internet argument
OK lad. Just look at the webm and tell me you wouldn't stop it there. Seriously where are these casuals coming from that weren't even around for Knight/Kawajiri.
What was your first event? 202?

>>75975546
3 losses and he never finished any of those guys after.
2 Titles but no defenses and he beat one of the most beatable champions in the UFC.
The Aldo win pushes him up a lot though. To me he's in the mix but hasn't quite made it yet.

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>>75975586
Bro that fight was literally a three round decision.
>inb4 wikipedia

>>75975651
I pretty much agree with all of that.

DJ rules a barren land and almost got finished by Tm Elliot who is more of a natural 135er. Made me want to see him against the rest of those guys.

>>75975735
>Wikipedia

>>75975678
Lol hilarious. You getting an upbeat and 4chan gold mister! Tagged you as funny guy xD

>>75975787
Thanks my man I appreciate this.

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>>75975408
McGregor fan here

>>75973800
He did acknowledge it though. Check the archives

>>75975512
>>75975557
>>75975651
Hendo is absolutely in the discussion for GOAT multiweight fighter. He held major titles at middleweight, light heavyweight, and beat both Big Nog and Fedor at heavyweight.

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>>75975784
>inb4 sherdog
You're the biggest fucking dickhead itt right now, bud.

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>>75973962
Use this one

>>75975869
Any Idea on what you want it to say?
Custom?

>>75975867
>Sherdog

>>75975866
It makes him legendary and totally badass.

But GOAT? I think if he'd have won one of the UFC titles he fought for he would be there.

The Bustamante win was good but it was a split and he never really defended it. He knocked out Wand after Cro Cop took his soul. And he didn't defend that belt either.

He's pretty close but a bit to inconsistent at the tail end of his career in my opinion.

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>>75975914
Don't listen to that loser.

Use this one. Plus the filename.

>>75975948
>being this deluded
OK KID

>>75975867
you didn't even use the right color font when you photoshopped that. you're wrong bro get over it

>>75975976
he's just meme'ing on you m8

>>75975867
look how jason knight has improved during his 5 fights in the UFC
>Decision loss
>Split decision win
>Unanimous decision win
>Submission
>Knockout

>>75975949
I specified "multiweight fighter". Who did better across 3 (or more) weight classes? I think only Anderson Silva has an argument.

>>75976011
so you're saying he's peaked! only downhill from here

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Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy

>>75976039
next 3 fights will go like this
>2nd round KO
>1st round KO
>wins the belt by Submission (Fear)