Eternal Arsenal Thread

WELBECK OUT

>more injuries before the FA Cup
>ending the season with a draw or defeat against Sunderland which throws the club into the shitpit that is the EL
thanks Wenger

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>>75954157
Nah lad, I can do this

Thank fuck.

SPICY

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3 more years of wongah.

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>>75954219
At least you don't have to suffer from Wenger anymore.
RIP in Pieces.

fuck
wanted a 0-0 desu

What are odds of Liverpool choking against Middlesbrough

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WENGER IN YOU CUNT

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>play shit all game
>score

>>75954296
50/50

Wenger signed a 4 year extension blad famz,...

>>75954313
Isn't that a good thing, or is this the 'Wenger will leave if they lose' theory that's manifested in your own head?

>>75954296
good enough to bet on it but Wonga against Koeman is a sure loss for Arsenal

>>75954342
I was referencing Sanchez not the team

>Ramshit got substituted
>Suddenly Arsenal starts to play better

REALLY MAKES ME THINK

>>75954342

Not even AFTV regulars are so mentally ill as to think it would be the case

>>75954313
>Ramshit and Gibbo out
>Score

Where's Pickford going next season?

>>75954292
Will get 1-1 easy.

>the state of this ref

>streams with an ABA commentator

They make me even more tense than I need to be

How does he do it lmao

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>>75954450
alright just got an offside goal

:^)

Nice from Giroud. Great from Alexis.

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hmmm

>arsenals 33rd (thirty-third) attempt on goal
wew

>>75954607
>>75954616
Pickford when

>>75954415
Everton

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>>75954566
Hopefully more empty seats in the last game to show Wenger to fuck off.
Also that cute ballgirl at corner.

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>>75954652
>you now remember massey

>They actually left Alexis out of the TOTY

really boggles the mind

>>75954313
B-But Spiccy memes, h-he's better than Ronaldo and Hazard la'..

>>75954710
english media is ABA

>>75954710
TBF When they did the voting, he wouldn't have to deserved a mention.

They didn't include Lukaku either.

>>75954785
Then and now, his goal + assist conbined contribution was larger than anyone's in the league

>You will never catch Spicy's shirt, and not realizing it until after the fact.

>>75954785
And yea they did include Lukaku

if we play like we did today against Everton we will definitely lose

so after this Alexis has scored 25? goals this season

please stay

>>75954933
Based Koeman will kick us out of 4th.

>>75955067
hopefully

WONGA OUT

>>75955067

For him to kick us our of top 4, we would first have to get IN top 4

>>75955297
Out of 4th position for the last 20 seasons at least.

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>Arsenal had more shots tonight than Sunderland did in:

>August
>September
>October
>November
>January
>February
>March
>May

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCdd2azU4II

Arsenal truly sucks

>>75955508
dt tellin da truf

Could really use one of those ol' Liverpool slips on the last matchday desu.

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>>75955611
inside man will do it

Crucial Robbie tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w948sTkM-A

>>75955720
>chav shia leboeuf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLsqTuZSMvo

Troopz

>>75955720
>muh pashun

>>75955720
stop watching these years ago but it's good to see robbie actually talk to a different person for once

>>75955840
If you stopped watching years ago then how do you know he doesn't do this every week?

Also he does actually make an effort to talk to people outside of the regulars.

Jordan pickFord has been linked to Everton, City and even Newcastle
Wenger pls.

>>75955857
100% going to Everton. Wenger staying means Cech staying 1st choice.

>>75955891
>Cech wins Arsenal an extra 12 points a season

>>75955857
Ospina is going, but Sir Chesney is coming back. Pickford wouldn't be guaranteed games, and he deserves that guarantee.

As a side, I'm unsure he'll go to Everton, they tend to prefer keepers on their way out. But then with the Lukaku cash, they may actually start spending properly.
I can actually see him going to City and Hart being sold, since Pep might think that Pickford would be young enough to mould into the type of keeper he wants.

>>75955857
>>75955891
>>75955925
Poland is coming back

>>75955945
Would be like a new signing

>>75955945
You think Wenger cares? We should have kept him the whole time.
Cech needs to fuck off along with Wenger.

>>75955720
innit

robbie is a genious

>>75955941
>As a side, I'm unsure he'll go to Everton, they tend to prefer keepers on their way out. But then with the Lukaku cash, they may actually start spending properly.

Have you not paid any attention to Everton in the last year? New rich owner and new manager with massive ambition. They're definitely not going to ignore Pickford for some old mediocre guy. The Lukaku money doesn't even need to come into it either.

>>75956208
'Massive ambition' and yet it's taken as read that they cannot and will not keep Lukaku and may struggle to even keep Ross Barkley. It's certainly not a sentiment felt by the players, then.

Also having apparent ambition doesn't mean anything at all (literally nothing, what manager doesn't have some sort of 'ambition'?), and neither does having a new owner when you see he amount of teams that have fallen so low since being taken over by new owners.

>>75956208
Ambition to win things is meaningless tbf

>>75956382
>Ross Barkley
Haven't you seen what Koeman's been saying about him? Said if he doesn't want to be there then he can fuck off and he doesn't care.

>>75956391
True, but I meant that combined with having a willingness to spend a lot it means they're not scared of going for the more popular targets, like Pickford, rather than try to find some more obscure keeper for cheap.

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y-you can have pictures in an essay, right?

>>75956801
nope

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>>75956812
fucks sake. who's fucking idea was it to write a chemistry essay rather than a coursework piece if you can't include diagrams and tables to back up your work.

>>75956837
you're probably looking to write a technical report then. Those are filled with plots, tables, diagrams and equations.

t. engineering

>>75956853
nah it literally says "write an essay". this is some top bullshit.

>>75956873
any word limit?

>>75956873
m8 you should have gotten some template of some sort

>>75956884
yeah 1500, but it's literally impossible to stay within that. for the first 3 questions i'm already on 1600 words and there's like 5 questions left. who ever wrote up this assignment sheet is a fucking retard. there's spelling errors everywhere like
>"write a 1500 word an essay.."
>word an essay

>>75956937
don't hesitate; just follow this
https://writingcenter.fas.harvard.edu/pages/essay-structure

write as much as you can and structure it according to the link
afterwards try to reduce it if you're way above the word count (i.e. >1550 words)

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>>75956983
>https://writingcenter.fas.harvard.edu/pages/essay-structure

cheers family

>>75956937

Someone got into Stanford recently just by writing Black Lives Matter 1500 times

>Americans

>>75957130
Is that true?

>>75957137

https://www.google.com/amp/www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/amp/teen-accepted-stanford-after-writing-blacklivesmatter-100-times-application-n742586

>>75957167
>he's not even black
ffs

>>75957167
How come all these literal who's have blue check marks? (ticks for you britbongs)

>>75957222
it's not that hard. all you need to be is someone that works for literally any media outlet or are part of some random organisation like robbie and aftv. you just tell show them that you're part of what you say you are and they'll make your account verified so people know you're the real one. fucking TY can get a verified twitter if he wanted to.

>>75954309
Borini to Manquillo: You got him
Manquillo: Que?

Lads - Is there any dessert more comfy than /root beer float/

Spoiler: no

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>>75959288
>talking about food

just gonna go bed

night /arse/

bias aside, do you think it's fair that the winner of the Europa League qualifies for Champions League

>>75959288
no

>>75959560
yes

Jewmaican is dying lads

Make /arse/ great again

>>75954296
50 50

either it happens or it doesn't innit

>>75955508
based DT

Wenger OUT Allegri IN

To buy
Thomas lemar
Gimenez
Kolasinac
Lacazette

great thread, blokes

Really hope Liverpool lose 1-0 and Arsenal draw 1-1 for maximum shitposting

>>75965112
Arsenal will be winning 2-0 and Wenger will sub Alexis for Ramsey, then Arsenal will lose 2-3

>>75965112

Would be more fun if City draw 3-3 with Watford and we win 1-0

>Poop

>>75955720
top kek

>>75965480

They would still be ahead by 4 on GD?

fasting is giving me a headache lads, can't post too much for a while

love you /arse/

>>75965692
Thanks for the update you terrorist

>>75965695
Water fasting

and you're welcome

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https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/864723494566854656


embarrassing stuff

>>75965960
>pointing out the flaws in an retarded system is embarrassing.

>>75954164
>picture is giroud not England's brave and mighty Calum Chambers who is going to single handedly carry arsenal to the champions league

This week unironically should be Calum Chambers appreciation week

Wenger OUT

>>75957167
why is america turning in such a liberal hellhole?

The FA cup winner should get a UCL spot desu

>>75957130
>>75957167
He didnt "just" write BLM all over his sheet, it was just an answer among other

>>75966842
THIS

>Hulk: 'My dream move is the same as it was when I was 9, to play for Arsenal'

Who else is going to miss Spiccy? God that nickname is so good.

>>75967850
h-he won't leave

>>75966899
It's not. The SJW types are just a small but very loud minority, they seem important on college campuses and on the internet, but in reality, they are turning a lot of people away from voting left

>>75967997
>being turned away from being on the correct side of history

pathetic

alexis OUT
song IN

>>75968393
https://twitter.com/Lexus7Sanchez/status/864894954644144128

>>75967997
>they seem important on college campuses and on the internet
Truer words. These people operate pretty much exclusively in coffee shops and on twitter. Their whims have nothing to do with industry, commerce, labor, or any other issue that actually affects peoples' lives, as opposed to just being bitter over their failed attempt at becoming the Thought Police.

>>75967997
no, it's that leftists aren't as liberal as they claim to be, that's why we have special snowflakes getting triggered by the most radical ideas.

It's not about allowing people to explore and see things as they want, it's about conforming to a certain point of view, and if you choose to oppose these certain viewpoints, they turn on you.

>>75968414
he wants arsene to stay so he can leave 4 free desu

>>75968414
That does it I'm Wenger IN again

>>75968414
mes que un manager

getting into football, is arsenal a good team to follow?

>>75968526
NO

If Wenger leaving meant Alexis leaving, are you still Wenger OUT?

It's an unpopular opinion but I want Alexis out, he's a black hole and an extremely selfish player. If he stays it's only for the money and his heart won't be in it. He wants to win and that's understandable but if Arsenal drops a ton of money on him that leaves nothing to build on. Wenger and Alexis OUT

>>75968675
>why does the best player bitch about losing and poor performances?
>how come the best player does everything within his power to win?
>why does the best player think he deserves to be paid more?
if anyone needs to fuck off, it's you, Wenger, the medical staff, and Kronke

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ArsenalFanTV @ArsenalFanTV

Alexis Sanchez:

At Barcelona:

Games: 141
Goals: 47
Assists: 36

At Arsenal:

Games: 142
Goals: 70
Assists: 42

>Alexis: "My future? I am flattered by the interest shown from different clubs but I am happy at #afc. [Gossips] don't get to my head."

>>75968856
pretty fucking clear that he's the only player in your team that's world class. The club should bend over and do everything to make him renew, except keeping Wenger

>>75968856
His numbers improved so much at Arsenal because every single chance is tailored to ideally have him finishing it.

>>75968675
there are plenty of players on that squad that do not deserve the wages they're on, Alexis isn't one of them

>100k on Giroud
>110k on Walcott
>110k on Ramsey
>100k on Welbeck
>90k on Wilshere
>70k on Debuchy
>70k on Lucas
>60k on Gibbs
>45k on Jenkinson
>40k on Elneny

So if Arsenal gets locked out of the Top 4 who does Bayern ass rape before getting knocked out by [Insert Spanish Team Here]?

Ronaldo when?

>>75968918
Hes still a valuable striker and replacing him is going to be expensive assuming wenger can even find a quality replacement.

>>75968918
This is the most inaccurate opinion I have ever read in this generals. I'm shocked.

>tfw no Isco

Don't know why I'm rooting for Huddersfield

OptaJoeVerified account @OptaJoe
17 - Even if Man Utd win their remaining game, it will be their lowest ever total of wins in a single PL season (currently 17). Drawn.

>>75970342
Mate it's sad to fanboy over someone from your country, Sanchez doesn't give a shit about you.

>Tfw when Wonga retires based Tony is going to take contral and sign Isco

>>75968993
They'll instead be rigged with City. UEFA love 'former manager plays his old club' episodes.

>>75971582
>not being a Wilshere fanboy

>>75971582
le spic is right tho

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Well that's an unexpected tweet.

>>75972309
PR team needs to earn those bux.

>>75972309
I hope he goes to the final, would be hilarious to see him somehow find a way to go celebrate with the team on the pitch

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YO HOLD UP LEMME CATCH MY BREATH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


>I RATE OZIL

>LE SPICY MEME

>AGENT CECH RUINING ARSENAL FROM THE INSIDE

>LE GIROO IS A GOOD STRIKER

>ZERO CLS

>2 TROPHIES IN 10 YEARS

>MEDIOCRE SMALL CLUB

>RELEVANT

>FIRST AND LAST ACTUAL CHANCE TO EVER WIN THE LEAGUE AGAIN

lads im dying someone help me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75971582
I'm not a fanboy, but believing that Arsenal is tailored to let Alexis to shine is just plain stupid. If that were the case, maybe, MAYBE we could see that when he was >our CF. But that's not the case anymore. Arsenal DON'T play for Alexis.

>>75972981
>our

https://twitter.com/AFCCommunity

cringe

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Wenger is ready to splash the cash finally

Ozil and Alexis will go regardless but Wenger can use the funds to build a team capable of challenging on multiple fronts,

PL+FACUP+EL is on

>>75973809
lmao wtf is that

>>75973809
neck yourself

Ozil will stay, nobody wants him anyway

>>75968993
Tottenham.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUN800gjrod/

>>75979125
Posts like this should be a bannable offense tbqh

>>75979703
Let him be, he's going to die anyways.

>>75965692
eat something you madman

>>75973809
>Wenger is ready to splash the cash finally
>dumb niggas ITT actually believe this load of crap
The only thing the cash will be splashed on is a raise for Walcott, OX and Oezil or Alexis if one of them decides to stay. And for Mr Wenger too because of deteriorating working conditions.

Anyway, are >we safe on spot above Manure yet?

>>75981096
>a raise for Walcott, OX
Why would anyone justify this?

>>75973809
>Hulk

maybe 10 years ago kek

Yfw when Mbappe, a teenager, has more CL SF and QF goals than the entire arsenal squad

>>75981795
WENGER OUUUUUUUUUT

>>75981795
I thought Alexis has one?

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>reminder that based Lawro would've had Arsenal in the top 4, Spurs 6th, and Liverpool with zero (0, nil) losses in the entire season with 3 less draws than the Invincibles

>>75982107
lmao is that real

>>75982115
Yep http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39861403

>>75982107
Southampton 17th for some fucking reason too.

>>75982107
Makes me laugh how much the media hates us. They are obsessed, DESPERATE to see us fail at every turn.

>Juventus midfielder Mario Lemina is Arsenal's preferred transfer target this summer. Juve are open to selling [Evening Standard]

>>75982914
It's also the third season in a row that he had Liverpool with zero losses by the end of the season. Mental that he has a job.

>>75982914
What? If anything Lawro was being extremely generous by predicting Arsenal to finish 4th. You aren't finishing top 4 in this reality.

>>75982107
absolute madman. how is this allowed?

>>75982982
If that's extremely generous what is giving a group of benefit cheating, fan killing scousers an invincible season? Only one team in the premier league is capable of that, potato.

>>75983124
>Only one team in the premier league is capable of that
who?

>>75983161
The greatest club by far the world has ever seen.

>Draxler tapping up Ozil
Based. Finally someone wants him.

>>75983172
Chelsea?

So no-one gonna mention the Kosc is talking about going back to France?

Totally disaster, imo, since everything has crumbled whenever he wasnt playing. No idea why BFG got captain's armband and not him either...

>>75983223
Kosc has been having his worst season for years and the injuries he's had over the last couple seasons have obviously impacted him. He's definitely lost some pace but he's also making a lot of mistakes too.

And Mertesacker is a much better captain than Kosc. He's only captain by default.

>>75983194
Sorry kid football didn't start in 06.

>>75983258
What has Mertesackofshit done that's made him a better captain than anyone in these miserable seasons? This is a pathetic, mentally weak squad.

>>75983223
he has always been mediocre liability, idk how arsenal will cope without those free penalties and man advantages he regurarly gave the opposition.
>inb4 nuh ugh he was great
had he been anything above average he would've been picked up by a bigger club years ago

>>75983223
Gabby P will be an excellent replacement

>>75974073
>>75983179


Özil's league record from Feb. 2017:: LaLiga: 105 games, 19 goals, 47 assists, 324 chances created

PL: 105 games, 20 goals, 37 assists, 352 chances created

He smashed the all-time PL record for most chances created in a season in 2016 and, last match, broke the record for most chances created in a single game (12), none of which got converted, eventually having to score himself.

Other clubs know he is world class and simply needs a quality finisher on his side to get those precious assist stats up that plebs care so much about.

>>75983258
>>75983302
Kek @ this pre-emptive damage control. Same with Alexis, now that he wants out he's suddenly "overrated all along" and "only performed well because the team is set up around him!"

>>75983302
Lukaku told Sky Sports: “Koscielny is really good. Every time when I play against Arsenal…he’s not the biggest, but he’s got the brains.

“I’ve been here since 2011 (England) and every time I play against him – my hardest games are against him, because he is so clever.”

>>75983392
>Santi and Kosc are Arsenal's most important players
>both old and physically broken
WONNNNNNGGGGAAA

>>75983302

Posts like this make me wanna puke. He's still one of the best CBs in the league. It's Wenger's tactics and being paired up with guys like Vermaelen or the BFG that make him look ridiculous. Koscielny is elite.

>>75983392
And John Stones said his hardest games are against Giroud.

>>75983338
you're really boring

>>75983293
He actually communicates with his defence on the pitch sometimes. That's literally the only thing but it's so important.

>>75983649
Why do people act like Vermaelen wasn't better than Koscielny and Mertesacker wasn't our best defender ahead of Koscielny at one point?

>>75983726
I still dont get what happened to him

Is he still injured?

>>75984236
He was back in full training months ago. Since before the match against Sutton. Couple of appearances on the bench after that then he completely disappeared without Wenger mentioning anything.

>>75983392
yeah and donovan said the women US national team would beat the mens, costacurta said neymar is better than ronaldo and messi, henry said ronaldo is better than messi, pellegrini said bravo is best keeper in the world, pogba is too good and eveything etc.. people say a lot stupid shit

santi getting linked with a return to la liga by some reliable journalists

only has 2 months on his contract


coq/neny linked away too

>>75985492
santi is goine
coq and neny are staying

>>75985562
go on poldi lad... finish it

>>75954652
....that's a linesman mate

dont know if i can deal with the negativity all summer if we dont make top 4

cazorla, alexis, ozil, kosc, bellendo, ox and a ton more already speaking to the media about how the team isnt good enough and their agents linking them all with moves away

all our good players are gonna leave if we dont get CL, we cant afford/dont have the stature/project to replace them

>>75985970

Well, not ALL of them. Bellerin might stay another year out of loyalty and doubts about Barca. Cazorla is a bit old and injury prone to attract lucrative deals. Özil...if somebody makes a luxury bid for a luxury player...let him go.

Worried about Koscielny and Alexis.

>Ox
Only big club interested in him is Liverpool

>>75986684
>>75985970
if Lolerpool don't slip up and Wenger throws a ton of money at Alexis he is gone a 100%.
Özil would leave too if someone actually good wanted him (lel). The other ton of contracts that are up in the summer or soon are barely worth mentioning. Only Kosc and a fit Santi are irreplaceable at Arsenal.
If Bellerin wants to go to Barca all of a sudden after all that 'nuh uh I'm an English lad now m8 I swear on me mum' let him.

>>75954164
do you think, when wenger is having sex, he mutters: "wenger in, wenger out..."

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https://twitter.com/iammoallim/status/864946846229254146

>>75986684
>Bellerin
No way Barca are dumb enough to think he's good enough.

https://twitter.com/AFC_Foundation/status/865270057877872640

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>>75988085
https://twitter.com/MesutOzil1088/status/865273499757293570

>All these muslims in one place

>In 2000 Arsenal spent £13m on Wiltord. 22% of total revenues that yr. If we did that now we would spend approx £90m on a striker -@timpayton

>>75988085
This is the thing that Alan Davies goes to every year isn't it?

>>75988111
think so

Lads, got my wonga out sign ready, anything else I need before I visit the emirates

>>75985835
Kek. I know mate. Just wanting to share some cute girls in the game in this men's sport. Share some pic of cute officials, staffs or ball girls?

https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/865296997124911104

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Can we lure Mahrez next season lads?

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>>75989298
He said he won't CL football...in short...NO

>>75989338
>he won't CL football
>will not CL
What does that even mean?
He doesn't want to play in CL, or he only goes to team in CL?
How long is his contract anyway?

>>75989338
want*

>>75989465
Is there even any who's interested in him? He hardly make any impression this season.

>Reminder Kane was gooner
Wenger OOOUTTT

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>>75989656
Spurs are interested

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Our best scout chimes in.

Spurs are so much better than us lmao

>>75990253
I didn't like her very much anyway.

>>75990226
every year
EVERY YEAR
What is with premier league tards and this hyperbole

https://twitter.com/DarrenCheesman/status/865304355284635649

https://twitter.com/samuelJayC/status/865262668558553089

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Imagine if you guys kept Harry Kane.

Too bad you didn't and he went to Spurs.

>>75990883
Imagine if Wenger goes.

>>75990503
Who is this Big Sean looking ass nigga?

>>75991027
Darren Cheesman is an ex-England and Great Britain Hockey field hockey International who is now a High Performance Coach for England Hockey and FIH, as well as a Coach Educator for FIH

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lmao

Focus on yourself first though, Tone.

>>75991074
LOOKING back, I believe there were a couple of major reasons why Arsene didn’t want me back at Arsenal.

First, the club had put up a statue of me outside the Emirates and — given the career I’d had — it might have been difficult for Arsene to bring me in at that time.

He was coming under pressure for not winning a major trophy and to have me around as a successful old captain might have highlighted the underachievement.

Patrick Vieira once suggested Arsene does not like big characters and personalities around, especially ones from Arsenal’s history.

Perhaps Arsene thought I might be too challenging for him.

He seemed to like an assistant such as Pat Rice or Steve Bould, both great club men who were not going to ruffle feathers.

Arsene is so dominant that he was probably not going to like it if I said, “We’re conceding bad goals, I’m going to take the back four today and organise them.”

Because Arsene is essentially not a coach — and that is the second reason why I believe he didn’t want me. Back in the day I said in an interview coaching wasn’t Arsene’s strong point.

Actually in the original draft, I said he couldn’t coach his way out of a paper bag. And though I modified that in the final article, it didn’t go down well.

It all left me feeling that I would never get a chance in any capacity while Arsene was there.

Much as I respected him for his long and successful tenure, my occasional willingness to pass comment on him and the team probably counted against me.

Arsene was absolutely the best man for Arsenal when he had his English defence and more exotic overseas attacking talent.

He was also the perfect manager to keep Arsenal competitive with the big-money clubs during the transition from Highbury to the Emirates. But I do believe, after the departures of Ashley Cole and Sol Campbell in 2006, a lot was lost and never recaptured.

The replacement defenders have simply not been up to the same standard as what went before, because they have not been taught the art of defending properly.

I have seen players like Gael Clichy, Hector Bellerin and Kieran Gibbs coming to Arsenal and not progressing as they might have — and Per Mertesacker exposed because of a lack of protection.

I first tried to go back in early 2012, when I heard Pat Rice was retiring as Arsene’s assistant.

Pat confirmed he would definitely be going in May — but when I spoke to Arsene about it he said “Oh no. He won’t retire. He said that last year.”

He said he would be convincing Pat to stay, as he had done 12 months before. “Fair enough,” I said and shook his hand.

Then came Pat’s leaving do, which Arsene did not attend. I texted him again and asked if I could come to see him.

“I went to Pat’s leaving do and I understand there is a job going,” I said. “Oh no,” said Arsene. “I am moving Steve Bould and Neil Banfield up from the academy.” I texted Steve to congratulate him.

He texted back to say he knew nothing about it. Two days later, Arsenal announced that Steve and Neil were stepping up. The next day, I texted Arsene to ask if I could come to see him again about the vacancy in the academy.

This was three times in just over a month.

Euro 2012 in Poland and Ukraine began and I’d heard nothing. Arsene texted that I should talk to Ivan Gazidis and Liam Brady, as they were choosing the candidates.

I rang Liam — who said it was the manager’s decision — and emailed Ivan, who said it was Arsene and Liam deciding.

Then Liam rang, to tell me I was overqualified, they wanted somebody younger who they could train up. I was not going to let this go by now, having been messed about so much.

So I met Arsene yet again and this time he told me, “I see big things for you. You are a great coach and you will be the next manager of Arsenal.”

But I said, “Arsene, Arsene, Arsene,” proud I did not raise my voice or lose my temper.

“I have too much respect for you to fall out. It would have been better if you had just told me you didn’t want me.”

“No, it is not like that,” he replied. “You have got the wrong end of it.”

“Arsene, let’s forget it,” I said. “Have a wonderful season.”

Then there was the time when ex-chairman Peter Hill-Wood questioned where all the people who gave time and expertise — and ran football clubs for free, out of love — had gone.

I wrote to him. “I am in my 40s, I don’t need paying. I will advise about playing matters and the future, perhaps be Arsene’s long-term successor.”

The board needed someone like me, I reckoned. I never got a reply. So that was four attempts to come back — one to get on to the board, one to become Arsene’s assistant, one to do the reserves, then even the offer of a freebie.

But I still wasn’t done yet. My next one was partly tongue-in-cheek, to make a point.

Arsenal were advertising for a coach to take the Under-14s. I thought “f*** it. I’m going for it.”

I got a call from the HR department asking if I was serious, pointing out the modest salary of £15,000 a year and that it involved five nights a week in London and a Sunday game.

I said that, on reflection, it wasn’t for me, though had I lived nearer I would certainly have thought about it. It was the Arsenal, after all. It was the way Arsene dealt with it all, rather than not getting a job, that saddened and annoyed me.

He never liked confrontation. I recall a time when Ian Wright was getting in late for training most days. Arsene just made training later but the boys were fuming. We, as players, then told Wrighty to get his act together.

>>75991235
>>75991247
>>75991264
>>75991278
when does the sex start

But in Arsene’s later years, I couldn’t envisage any other player having the authority to challenge him like that, which worries me.

In 2016, the European Under-17 Championships were held in Azerbaijan. I went and noticed Arsenal weren’t represented. I asked the chief scout if he’d like analyses.

He emailed me back adding: ‘There’s a vacancy for an Under-18 coach in the Arsenal academy.”

My relationship with Arsene had been warm for six months after my heart scare. He texted saying: “I admire your strength. Respect and love.” It prompted a bit of a text love-in. I texted him about the under-18 job and he just replied: “Good luck Tony.”

The salary would be £45,000 gross. I would give it a month.

Another club, this one a step up in the Chinese Super League, were interested. They were Chongqing Lifan, lower to mid-table.

Had the Arsenal money been better, I might have had second thoughts. There were people who thought I was wrong. Perhaps the big job would come up, they said.

It was not going to happen, though. It was made clear that the Under-18s was not preparation for bigger things, even if I was on the inside when Arsene left.

Of course I wanted — still want — to come back as Arsenal boss, but I don’t think I was seen as management material by the club.

SOBER: Football. My Story. My Life, published by Simon & Schuster, is out on June 1.

TOMORROW: Tony Adams on the day he called Jermain Defoe a f***ing disgrace

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>>75991074>>75991235
>>75991247
>>75991264
>>75991278
>>75991288


>Tony Adams

>>75991288
Cheers for these. I'll buy this when it's out.

>>75990883
You know he won't stay there for long right?

>>75991074
>A-Atleast I'm not as shit as wenger
Top bants

>Dead thread

>>75991311
Yes he will. He hasn't come out and said he dreams of playing for Madrid one day, and he keeps saying he loves the club and keeps re-signing when the rumours start. A contrast to Bale who couldn't shut up about wanting to play for Madrid, and never said he loved Spurs.

Shearer never left Newcastle and it won't be any different with Kane. Alli on the other hand.

>>75989049
>We need to earn a lot of money for them

Who are they he speaks of?

>>75990226
>Kolašinac
>best left back

top kek. Just wait until he comes one on one with Hazard or that Monteiro from Swansea.

Why the fuck is Tony Adams relevant?

>>75991956
To discourage the board, AKBs to choose Wenger again and attract new manager of course.

>>75991247
I was actually ready to write this off and Tony being bitter and just exaggerating for his book but this is 100% accurate.

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>>75983705

Stats are boring, but so is constant, repetitive shitting on arse's best players in the threads, usually by plebs who only value goal scoring, since they don't really understand how the rest of footy works.

England people OUT
Japanese people IN

>>75968953
wilshere is worth more

>>75991781
Nice delusions there. You know he will jump ship to the Manc clubs if either of them offer enough money.

>>75994289
>Ryo
>Inamoto
>Park

pls no

>>75991063
Must be one uppity ass nigga, talking about growing up in Belgravia and shit if he's black and playing field hockey, because over here, we have zero black people doing that and it's not even that unaccessable.

>>75991781
Shearer wanted to play for Newcastle since he was a little boy. Kane is an Arsenal academy reject, as soon as the £250k/wk offer comes in he's off.

>Sanchez might possibly stay if we show ambition
>Wenger is signing a Schalke defender on a free

Good stuff

>>75998254
reminder: Rob Holding was a 2M transfer from Bolton Wanderers

>>75998366
Huge amount of potential but we won't be winning the league or CL with him anytime soon. Real winners need to be bought now or he's gone m8

>>75982107
>sunderland above southampton

>>75998366
>>75998377

Holding is the most promising young player currently at Arsenal desu

Let's hope he develops well so he can bring in a good 50m when one of the Manc teams come for him in 3-4 years

>>75998496
>he can bring in a good 50m

hope to god not, we have a few things on our side

>looks future captain material
>english so less likely to move to a rival
>owes a huge amount to arsenal
>very very young so the loyalty will grow

>>75998535
None of those points are a valid.

>>75998634
worked for Wilshere

he was a west ham boy, could have moved to most clubs in europe for a pay rise during his youth hype but stayed

>>75998647
and how has that worked out for him?

>>75998705
injuries obv

my point is he'd never leave arsenal unless forced out by the manager for any price.

>>75998647

Wilshere peaked at 16.

>>75998731
That's because he's a crock and no-one wants him.

>>75998913
>no-one wants him

Arsenal could have done with him when Santi got injured. Both linking midfielders and left with nobody to replace them, and you wonder why 2017 went down hill so drastically.

>>75999227
Wilshere has been bog average while on loan when he should have set the world alight. All we got from his loan is the confirmation that Arsenal's medical team are hacks and that Wilshere still is prone to injuries.

Where will Arsenal finish next season after Sanchez leaves?

>tfw Poland and Wilshere will be like new singning and we won't buy anyone

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MUSLIM SQUUAD WHERE U AT???

>>75999390
Me on the right side.

>>75999293

Same as this season or lower

"I cannot tell you now (about my future). We have to wait until the end of the season. As I always say, it doesn't depend on me. It depends on the club. What they like, what they don't like," Sanchez was quoted as saying by the Mirror.

"I always said the same: I try to do my best, to support the team, to score goals, to win victories. And we will see at the end. If they like that I carry on, or they don't. Whatever they want, we will see it at the end of the tournament.

"This is normal. I think in every team they always buy more players. Barca, Real Madrid, Bayern, they always buy more players and I think we can have the option to buy more players to be stronger every day," the Chilean explained.

"For me, it (fan demonstrations) is very bad. He is the manager who gave a stadium to the club, won cups, and he has been 21 years in the job. He is the creator of the stadium, the players and style of the club," he added.

Wenger says his future will be finalised at a board meeting to be held after the FA Cup Final.

>>75999636
Feel sorry for Alexis, he clearly cares for the club but it's one-sided love. The mentality should have been changed, but no improvements has been visible.

>>75999663
So do they think out of 4th is a given now? If Wenger win FA cup, he can continue? The board has been giving Wenger very soft approach. I want us to win FA cup so it can be used as nice parting gift for Wenger but now being humiliated by Chelsea is not a big deal anymore. Just ask him to be technical director or something with limited power. Fucking hell.

>>75999712
Yeah, I honestly don't care if we win the FA cup or not

I don't think it will make any difference

>>75999636
If we lose our only world class player (who is willing to stay) because Wenger buys rejects yet again he's OFFICIALLY lost it. Don't know how even AKBs could defend that.

>>75999390
Kolasnic will make it 5
and it's beautiful

>>75999712
Wenger is staying, they're announcing the extension at the end of the season so there aren't riots during the last few games.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BURYx3CDOwd/

he's going to leave now out of embarrassment

>>76000008
Gabriel OUT

>>75999935
this, the cowards will wait a few weeks so everybody's gone

We are never competiting for anything relevant with Giroud and Wellblack. Nothing.

>>75998535
>english so less likely to move to a rival
What? Holding will jump out of our hands if City or United throw him silly wages.

>>76000447
not necessarily, if he stays long enough

remember when arsenal offered vardy double wages and he refused. that's why wenger focused on a british core, he got fed up of having to sell talent as soon as they hit their peak

>>75999636
AKB spic.

Julian Nagelsmann IN

Wenger OUT

>>76000498
>Nailsman IN

>>76000425
>giroud debut skies in into the north bank

should have sold him right there. now 4 years on and he's still starting for arsenal

>>76000907
Well he's started some games this season but he isn't 'starting', which would imply he was the first choice striker.

>>76000933
same difference, we've known he isn't good enough for years

alexis is amazing, but we STILL haven't replaced RvP with a proper CF

>>76000950
>haven't replaced RVP
>still haven't replaced Cesc
>or Vieira
>or Cole
>or Campbell
>or even David Seaman

>>76000977
agree with all, refusing a begging cesc to return was criminal

still though RvP left the biggest gap imo. never gonna win the league without a ~30 goal striker

>>76000933
The other options is wellblack who's not good enough for a title challenge either.

>>76000995
>never gonna win the league without a ~30 goal striker
I actually disagree with this.
I feel like it's very possible we could have Giroud, Sanchez and Walcott all scoring ~20 a season, especially if Ozil decides to turn up for at least half a season.
Like how Spurs this season have Kane, Alli and Son all on 20+ goals. If we have other good goal scores you don't just need to rely on one 30+ goal guy. Obviously everything else would have to go well and obviously Wenger has to fuck off but I think it's possible to win the league that way.

Granada play tonight. Really hope they win for Tony to save some (small) face.

>>76000995
>refusing a begging cesc to return was criminal

I don't think it's quite that simple. We don't really know what happened with all of that, but I do actually believe Arsene when he said that Cesc never intended to return to Arsenal and his move to Chelsea was pretty much already arranged.
Plus, with the way he left, it would've set a bad precedent. If you have the time, read this:
https://neymarketing.wordpress.com/2014/06/09/requiem-for-a-dream-how-barcelonas-prodigal-son-became-their-most-damaging-signing-in-a-generation/

>>76001056
friendly reminder that Wenger thinks we have 4 world class strikers (not including Perez)

>>76000498
>Arsenal diva listening to 29 years old manager

>>76001178
>Arsenal diva
literally who? Alexis?

>Szcz most clean sheets in Italy

Manletspina OUT

>>76001325
should have never let him go

>>76001362
always liked him, despite the cock-ups and dodgy distribution. his shot stopping is amazing.

>>76001416
most annoying thing for me is that Cech has made just as many mistakes as Woj would have since we signed him

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>>76001468
I agree, and at least Szc would've learnt from them.

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>>76001738
whats a power wank

>>76001738
>DT and aftv was in barcelona and I missed it
fugg

>>76001738
>DT with hair
Stuff of nightmares

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why does he has a semi?

>>76001925
>Özil at the back clapping to himself

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Everton are going to roll over in the hopes of putting pressure on Liverpool. But what are Middlesbrough's odds of getting a result at Anfield?

>>76002445
None at all

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>>76001080
>I feel like it's very possible we could have Giroud, Sanchez and Walcott all scoring ~20 a season

>@samuelJayC
>Arsenal tell Barcelona that Bellerin will cost them £42m. (from Mundo Deportivo) #afc

Seems cheap seeing as he's still got 6 years left on his contract.