>>75922546
Worked
>>75922546
too much physical contact for you bro?
>>75922529
Did spergop get banned or something ?
Post the jorge thinking man webm
>>75922620
he's been gone for months. every NewsOP since has been imposters
>>75922555
rose just knows she's going to get her face punched in
>>75922546
I miss /asp/ being good pre-Wrasslin
>>75922529
Her face is very vulnerable to hematomas. I remember the side of her head after a single punch from Karolina.
Does a SUG4 stream exist?
>>75922688
that's just her fight iq increasing
>>75922652
Look at that little fat belly sticking out
How do I meet Miesha Tate?
>>75921424
>>75921424
>>75921424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoiaJzWZRCI
remember there are levels to this sport
>angela hill
>joanne calderwood
>jessica penne
lol
>>75922671
Those poor skateboarders and paintballers didn't deserve that fate
/heem/ has been so fucking comfy with coral springs gone
>>75922818
You're welcome.
What did Rose mean by this?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDAup2lz3a/
Habeeb vs Maia who takes it?
>>75922790
Do you think Penne regretted taking short notice title shot or not ? Looking back there's no chance she would get it climbing through ranks
>>75922546
Kys
>>75922902
if khabib struggled against Tibeau, things wont go well vs. Maia
>>75922871
you can see yourself out
>>75922899
I though those existed only in vietnamese cartoons and on a flat chick it at least seems a bit more practical to wear desu
>>75922931
Khalabeeb couldnt get the takedown against Tibau. Not sure how he'd do in that regard against Maia but if he did i think he'd be swept and flush'd
what did she mean by this?
>>75922978
Polandbro, i have question for you. What do you think of all these angry whiteknights sperging over what Ariel asked Joanna?
>>75922818
I kinda miss the guy desu.
>>75923010
spot the difference
>>75923026
nothing of value was lost, just forcing a dead fighter
>>75923026
What happened to him? Schaub bless
>>75923023
Don't give a fook, she's a water fountain after half of the fights, it was a normal question nothing malicious
Cat Zingano is fighting Cyborg at 145.
Imagine all that THICCNESS during the weight in.
>>75922546
SEETHING
>>75923010
she's just memin'
>>75923023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdZAjXPjdVg
>>75923106
welcome pajeet
>>75923094
She looks like a transgender with makeup on. Well, at least she wants to be feminine...unlike the female Brazilian dyke fighters
>>75923162
lol never seen that desu, ariel dindu nuff'n
>>75923215
That has to be her most feminine photo
>>75922529
>>75923238
Its just funny because Fwonkie and Stipe also called him out that night for shit stirring
>>75923240
>>75923292
They need to put Pooanna on dancing with the stars
>>75923162
>>75923238
Woah woah what happened? Did Ariel make Joanna cry and Frankie and Steel pic called him out on it?
TRUTH BOMBS
>https://youtu.be/-RZx-NT_hb0
>>75922909
when you get gifted a title shot you take it unless your ability to compete is at serious doubt like if you're fresh off an injury or w/e. Penne had a horrible time but at least she got a crack at it. Stranger things and crazier comeback knockouts have happened.
>>75923340
ariel asked about her coach leaving gym, he assumed she knew about it. how was he supposed to know it'd be a touchy subject. Now alot of people are sperging out that he should be banned
>>75923340
Ariel asked Maia if he was wearing all black because Masvidal said it would be his funeral. Frankie called him out afterwards. Then Ariel pressed Stipe on what he meant by "think things over" and Stipe GADOOSHd him on the spot for trying to create a story out of nothing
>>75922529
>we just learned that your mother has stage 3 pancreatic cancer, what was your reaction to hearing that news and what do you think her reaction to your first round knockout loss earlier tonight was?
why are there no more posts about schaub? there used to be about that 5-10 posts about that guy in the first 30 posts in every /heem/ thread
it couldnt have been just one dude, right?
How was UFC 211 for you /heem/?
>>75923290
Such an unfortunate post fight press conference for Ariel. He didn't really do anything outrageous but he still came across as kind of an asshole. Good thing Dana was only there for like 5 min. Probably would have banned him again kek
>tfw Joanna will stop fighting at some point
How many more does she have in her?
>>75923442
>it couldnt have been just one dude, right?
Is there a video source for any of this Helwani bullshit?
*stops training*
>>75923410
where was stipe interviewed?
>>75923414
Yea boy! Look at those balled up fists!
>>75923511
They didn't show it live for some reason but its on YouTube now
>>75923355
lol was that real?
if it was mike was stupid for starting a fight, and kevin seriously didn't say anything bad about his mom lol
>>75923446
8/10. Only 2 bad fights. Scared as fuck for Joanna before her fight then she proved herself to be the greatest female fighter of all time. It was a good night.
>>75923410
Stipe hates Ariel, he was joking with all the other journos but cold shouldered jew hard
https://youtu.be/X4ade6ex_4U?t=514
>ugh it's this fucking guy again
>>75922649
This
SpergOP would fill up threads with his numbered webms just to get it to 500. Now you dont see them
>>75923489
What are you talking about?
>>75923446
Absolutely amazing prelims even if Alvarez vs Poirier was blue balls, really solid main card top to bottom except for Branch vs Jotko. Frankie smashing Yair was satisfying just because I know a lot of people who are rabid fans of his because he's latino, Maia vs Masvidal was tense and really even and I love watching both of them work their stuff, Joanna Champ put on one of the best displays of her career while Andrade was tough as fuck and Stipe's looking like the first guy to finally hit 3 title defenses at heavyweight. A solid 8/10.
I wonder if Aldo's stock just got raised with the casuals, since he made Frankie look amateur, and Frankie just steamrolled the hottest prospect at 145
Casuals loved Yair
>>75923534
It's an incredibly stupid thing to do (for real) with how easily you can get cut/fined when you're not making shit. The whole point of the conference is to go WWE shit talking mode.
>>75923489
skip to 53:00
>https://youtu.be/FsZmIfm2mJM
>>75923425
I like tactless Ariel posting. Keep it up spergbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RZx-NT_hb0
tl;dr i'm a fucking nigger
My boy Yair will come back stronger.
>>75923544
He loves inciting drama, I think he's doing it more often these days because there's a bigger love for drama and some people don't enjoy it
>>75923355
it would be hilarious if he knocked mike out and mike got cut for running after him
>your mother has tickets
really?
>>75923355
Kevin Lee is one of my up and coming boys. Well rounded fighter with tons of potential, and his troll game is off the charts.
>>75923630
>hating on based King Kev
Join the team, this is my last invitation
>>75923612
Wtf
>>75923630
Ironically though he's not the one who chmiped out. He also shit on Michael Johnson so it wasn't even a racist thing.
>>75923544
>Stipe tells a reporter he looks like John Cena
Anyone know who that guy is?
Masvidal is still my boy. He'll be back.
>>75923612
fucking john morgan "how do you feel after losing jds?" god almighty fucking what's the point
>>75923630
He is a good shit talker and pretty entertaining desu. If he can back it up in the cage than I can see a Conor 2.0.
>>75923612
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Ariel Helwani is a genuine fucking piece of shit. A fucking turd nugget with a hook nose who does TMZ style tabloid "journalism", has no integrity and a fucking scumbag. Glad Frankie briefly called him out on it. And then to ask him "how it felt that Nick's kid died prior to the fight" is extremely telling of how low this scum-bag will go for a couple internet hits. I genuinely hope terrible things happen to this fucking crocodile tear shedding spoiled cunt. And you ruined JJ's fucking moment and made her cry you fucking mook. Ariel needs to go...
>>75923682
He was heem'd 2 fights ago after bullying Sage
>>75923793
back to /pol/
>>75923793
fuck off norway, ariel asks good questions nobody else will, he wasn't out of line. relax the autism a bit
/heem/ you're too negative
go cover bellator
>>75923355
my fucking boy, he didnt say one thing that was wrong, y'all gotta calm the fuck down fr
>Masvidal
>12 losses
Nice "boy" you have there
>>75923793
I can sympathize with Ariel to a degree. Most of these fucks are boring white trash somebody needs to create drama. They can't bitch about not making Conor money when they are as dull as dirt and can't kayfabe when Ariel helps them out.
There is LITERALLY no reason to listen to the conferences without questions like ariel's. hurr durr what is your motivation going into this fight how do it feel to win what's it like to lose
you're a bunch of fucking vaginas
Submission Underground stream where?
I'm not signing up for flomeme
>>75923857
this
you're either on the money team or you're a loser
>>75923881
>what is your motivation going into this fight how do it feel to win what's it like to lose
that's John Morgan
>>75923793
Let me guess, you hate jews in the first place so your anger multiplies if he does something remotely controversial
>>75923781
He did really well, took a round off a guy that hasn't lost in three years, was never all that close to being tapped, and will get a much nicer matchup next time round, a guy like Magny or Nelson.
>>75923857
>>75923908
>implying boyness is defined by win-loss ratio
You don't have boys, you have bandwagons
>>75923853
Jesus Christ, did his mother had to bite the umbilical cord off with her teeth ? That's one nasty bellybutton
>>75923857
>implied he wasn't robbed more than anyone else in the UFC
Also nice loyalty you got there son. When the Pakis beginning running your country I bet you'll be the first to convert to Islam.
>>75923908
>swedistani acting like a cuck again
wow what a surprise
>>75923953
lol this is even sadder
>>75923793
what so you cant ask a genuine question now if it makes your waifu cry? fuck out pussy
>>75923857
Masvidal has never lost a fight in the UFC
my boy
>>75923953
>you proudly posting this like you nailed us with a copypasta from 2008
>>75923959
I still think he has the best chance against Woodley of anyone in the top 10 right now. Best hands in the div and great defensive grappling. Maia is probably gonna get heemed desu
>>75923985
>leaf is racist
pretty sure thats illegal over there, goof
>>75924045
yes i am very proud of it
I love Stipe but his walkout song is pretty crap.
>muh Cleveland
>>75924064
>racist
I literally didn't say anything negative about a specific race. Also Islam is a religion not a race.
>burger is dumb
wow what a surprise
>>75923908
Good lad
>>75924095
You blew your wad too quickly you would have gotten a lot more you's.
>>75923985
>beating Cerrone is impressive
>>75924049
I hope Woodley being a retard and backing himself into the fence gets him strangulated but yeah I could see him just rushing Maia and killing him
>>75924097
He should walk out with Drew Carrey's Show theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aln0oMSkSUE
>>75923292
she isn't going to age gracefully
>>75924119
"greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction"
Wheres the other brit who was claiming Masvisal was your boy?
I haven't heard from you since?
You're still on the team right?
>>75924193
just like your mom
>>75924224
Yes
>>75924224
here
>>75924206
>giving him the (you)
He's clearly a troll. Mas merking Cerrone was impressive.
>>75924188
Literally planet of the apes.
Introducing
>>75924049
Rory macdonald has the best chance against Woodley in my eyes
too bad he is in bellator now
>>75923985
How will Wonderboy fare against Jorge's savageness?
How do we get Hoodie God on JRE?
>>75924306
Imagine if Dodson trained at somewhere like ATT and Blackzilians and honed his striking skills and ridiculous power? Shame he has to wallow with meme shit, shishing, and teeping with Gibson and Jack-Wink
Sad!
>>75924332
Masvidal catches and counters kicks really well, I'll say that much
>>75924332
I don't think he would have much problem desu. Masvidal won't present a significantly lower takedown and knockout threat in comparison to Woodley.
Who should paige vanzant fight next?
>>75924206
>Matt Brown
>an actual heroin addict who trains at a corporate gym
>Rick Story
>good
>Patrick Cote
>a guy so crap he retired
>Alex Oliveira
>beating up a lightweight
>RDA
>actual decent fighter
>loses
My kek
>>75924467
Matt Brown trains at a weightlifting gym, not a corporate gym, you take that back
>>75924309
Oh for sure Rory would wreck Woodley again, but I was just talking UFC.
>>75924420
I disagree for sure my guy, I think Masvidal has the speed and grappling ability to threaten with takedowns. I would also wager he has better stand up than anyone else Wonderboi has fought.
>>75924455
who the fuck would hire him?
>>75924500
it would a good fight for sure but I think Masvidal's "I'm not getting hurt so therefore I'm winning" mentality will cost him another close decision.
>>75924467
Oliveira hasn't fought lightweight since like 2015, last time he tried he grossly missed weight and it was turned to catchweight.
>>75924518
The American Gangster
>>75924566
He turned a corner with that mentality in his run at WW
>anon what do you think about my new bra?
how do you reply
Seeing Joanna get emotional is making me horny. Anyone else know this feel?
>>75924518
Bellator
>>75924518
You now remember Chael vs Ortiz
I'M HERE WITH THE WINNER, GOOFSTON MCHEEM
GOOFSTON, IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE
WERE YOU SURPRISED AT HOW MUCH HE WAS TRYING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE?
>>75924566
It would be spicy for sure. He hasn't really coasted much after being robbed by Iaquinta so I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
>>75924612
I'd say lay off the anavar and put on a sports top.
>>75924622
ya. them getting beat up and then crying is better than men's mma
>>75924650
One of the best choreographed MMA fights I've ever seen. You can tell they did a lot of rehearsal.
>>75923182
wtf is going on in this fight kek
>>75924612
>>75924746
its Japan
>>75924652
I AM SO GLAD TO HAVE YOUR BALD HEADED ASS NEXT TO ME, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET HERE
>>75924622
>>75924774
>no peeks of her nipples
WHYYYYY
>>75924774
They're painfully aware of it too
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDAup2lz3a/
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/11/2/13504424/joanna-jedrzejczyk-i-may-not-be-the-prettiest-or-have-big-boobies-but
>>75924802
close tho
Post your boys for each weightclass:
BW: Dillashaw
FW: Korean Zombie
LW: Tony
WW: Masvidal
MW: Mousasi
LHW: DC
HW: Overeem
>>75924592
really? I don't think so.
>Ferreira
Notoriously chinny. Good finish
>Henderson
Close fight, lost a split.
>Larkin
Close fight, lost a split.
>Pearson
LW moving up on short notice, dominated the first two rounds then gave away the third.
>Ellenberger
Looked great early on and got the finish (somewhat controversially)
>Cerrone
Looked great got the finish relatively early
>Maia
Close fight, lost a split.
Basically whenever he didn't get an early finish the fights very super close (except Pearson but even then he lost the last round).
Look at how happy Masvidal was at the end of each round against Maia. In his mind he was clearly winning the fight because Maia couldn't submit him and het touched him up a bit.
>>75924796
Personal life
Curran is of Irish, Samoan and German descent.[7]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kailin_Curran
>>75924612
that huuuuuuuuuge gap
I-I mean between the spots
>>75924796
how can one person be so QT?
>>75924652
THAT WAS GREAT JOE, LITTLE BITCH TRIES TO WRESTLEFUCK MY LEG BUT I KNOCKED THAT BIG ASS HEAD OFF.
FEED ME SAGE DANA PLEAAAASE
>>75924846
That's what makes flat chest so delicious
>>75923010
>I'm high af f a m get that camera out of my face
>>75924896
He was putting his hands up after every round against Maia in an act of defiance and showing that he wasn't tired, he wasn't sincerely acting like he thought he won them. He's not Nick Diaz. Watch his reaction after the Iaquinta decision if you want to see what Masvidal looks like when he thinks he's won a fight.
>>75923010
She looks like some fucking hick mom from a trailer park watching her children beat the shit out of each other for the 17th time today.
>>75924998
>He was putting his hands up after every round against Maia in an act of defiance and showing that he wasn't tired
Nah, he thought he won. He's an arrogant little bitch.
>>75924955
>not blacking out the date on the post
>pollacks
>>75924896
Masvidal should have won against Maia under the new rules desu. And you are basically saying that he was coasting in one fight (Pearson), but he very very clearly had the first two in the bag. He didn't try to coast in close fights where it mattered (Larkin, Bendo)
>>75924896
But the point about the WW fights is that he was aggressive in all of them. He put the pressure on Henderson from the opening bell and didn't let up, compared to the stick and move games he played with Iaquinta, it was a completely different strategy. He went to war with Larkin and beat the fuck out of Pearson.
>>75924880
>DC
/myboy/
>>75925058
succposting is classic, how can he not be my boy.
>>75923414
>not breastfed
>>75925034
He did win. You just consume fake news cock
>>75925034
>Watch his reaction after the Iaquinta decision if you want to see what Masvidal looks like when he thinks he's won a fight.
>>75925048
Whatevs, I did my time, I paid my debt to the society, I'm a rehabilitated man
>>75925101
Is she white?
>>75924880
FLW: MM
BW: Dillashaw
FW: Zombie
LW: Khabib
WW: Woodley
MW: BisKING
LHW: DC
HW: Stipe
>tfw followed all my boys for years, some since they were regional, and now over half of them are champions
>>75925101
Hopefully she's on TUF with Mackenzie and they roll a lot in training
>>75925144
have you ever heard her speak?
Ariel has this mellow voice and makes an effort to sound like he cares and is very empathetic to everyone he is interviewing, but then he asks these TMZ-tier drama inducing questions.
A wolf in sheep's clothing.
>>75924796
She looks like a character from ME: Andromeda
>>75925008
You nailed it
>>75924851
Holy shit kek you creepy bastard
>>75924998
>>75925050
>>75925054
perhaps you are right, I still think that coasting is deeply ingrained into his mentality.
his understanding of constitutes to winning a round isn't the same as the judges
>>75924851
fucking disgusting
>>75925201
no i don't listen to women
why is Rumble opening up a weed store?
>>75925290
10 star post
>>75924880
>>75925290
when did you give up on losing your virginity?
>>75925288
>>75924880
you're my boy
>>75924880
FW: Mighty Meme
BW: Jimmie Rivera
FW: KZ
LW: Tony, lowkey James Vick
WW: Gall
MW: Yoel
LHW: Cormier
HW: Lewis, Curtis Blaydes
>>75925275
>>75925275
meh he only really has ever really coasted with when he was clearly outclassing someone. I don't think him fighting Wonderboi will be enough of a cakewalk that he will coast but he would come out on top against him imo.
>>75925314
i lost it in high school to a 29 year old
lmao @ ur life
>>75924247
You're not a brit
>>75924264
Good lad
>>75925374
is her brother out?
>>75924188
She literally looks Norwegian.
>>75925374
CHIMPPPP
>>75925384
23 may 2017
>>75925356
I lost my virginity at 29 to a 33 year old escort.
>>75925394
she literally looks like a nonhuman primate
all that makeup and those photo filters aren't fooling anyone
her head is full of candy too she's as dumb as they come
>>75924518
dip portioning
>>75925309
Not a single one of your boys is gonna make it to the end of 2018
>>75925396
is that why she moved back to oregon?
>>75925374
Too bad it wasn't a dump truck
>>75924796
Looks like a female version of Wandy.
>>75925309
They all look alike
Do you have a thing for greasy wops and shitcanos?
>>75925397
Was he gentle?
>>75925464
I have a thing for the best fighters in the world, which are them
>>75925464
kek
>>75925479
nice proxy
>>75925478
it's incredible how much attention she gets from these shitty pictures
at the fucking weigh ins she was hiding her fake chest like they had the winning powerball numbers written on them
>>75925397
Did you sand blast her ?
>>75925321
Her clit is scary
>>75925479
I saw a greentext story once of someone who lost their virginity to a huge dicked trans escort. The tranny made him suck his dick even though he kind of didn't want to.
Anyone watched the Forrest Griffin metropcs bits on ufc 211?
Mighty Mouse is a weird little midget. I mean he's the GOAT and humble friendly etc. But speaks like an autist and has zero charisma. Only people he can get behind him are fellow spergs on his Twitch channel. Every Ufc fighter seems to have no idea why nobody is interested in him but they just don't want to speak out the truth...
>>75925574
>>75925595
He's a smarty pants and it's off putting, there's a reasons why nerds get bullied
>>75925595
he's also 5'1" and has the nickname "Mighty Mouse"
>>75925595
>he's the GOAT
someone post the picture of him with jon jones this week
>>75925651
>>75923793
Ariel is a drama-forcing hack but at least he asks tough questions sometimes and isn't afraid to take people out of their comfort zones. Most MMA journalists are pussies who only ever ask the softest, easiest questions (ie. the ever-popular "how does it feel to be the champ").
A journalist that everyone likes is a shitty journalist; if you're not pissing people off it means you're not really diving into the story.
>>75925684
>mightywife
>not "mightyspouse"
>>75925651
jones
silva
gsp
dc
>>75925737
lol
>>75925684
Are you supposed to hold a baby like that ?
>>75925765
i don't know i'm not a zoologist
>>75923586
Aldo vs khabib at 155
>>75925765
He's a Mighty Pedophile
>>75925684
>>75925832
Aldo would win 2bh
>>75925765
no, but dads never hold babies
>>75925860
i'm seeing an asian baby here
>>75924880
The only true boy I have is Jason Knight.
There are other fighters I have at a near-boy level, and may sometimes refer to as boy, but those are mostly cases of jumping on boy-trains that have already left the station. Knight has been my boy since he first appeared on Fight Pass prelims.
>>75925587
is this the one where guy said he wanted to bottom so the tranny went full prison on him and then the guy came back later to say he tested positive for HIV?
How is Joanna so scary and so cute at the same time? She looked fucking awesome last night (technique, not the mountain on her forehead)
>Those noises when she throws strikes
>>75925941
poland has been through a lot, only the strongest survived plus that guy who posts here
>>75925595
Mighty Mouse does have a slightly strange way of speaking, almost like he has a minor speech impediment (but I don't think he does).
Also, watching his Twitch chat when he reads the chat, he almost sounds like he's struggling to read. Obviously not even remotely close to Mayweather level, but he will misread words or skip words. Maybe its just that he's quickly reading out loud (to keep the viewers involved), and many people sound bad when they do that.
That said, Brendan Schwab also sounds like he has a speech impediment (to me at least), but many disagree so I don't know.
>>75926013
It's unsurprising how based a girl who went through legit adversity is compared to a spoilt crybaby like Ronda. I hope this leads to UFC actually marketing her more.
>>75925574
t. virgin
Paige VanZant is /my boy/
aldo is going to 50-45 the fuck outta holloway
>>75926017
Brandon's literally got brain damage, so that's why. He's a posterboy for CTE, I don't know why Rogan gives him a platform to show the degeneration of his mental health unless it's to spread awareness.
>>75926104
It's so bad that even spells his own name as "Brendin", how fucking stupid is that? A shame that so many fighters are going down his same path.
>>75926017
His mother is deaf.
http://mmajunkie.com/2010/04/fight-path-moms-deafness-taught-wec-48s-demetrious-johnson-about-overcoming-adversity
>>75926032
i was speaking about poland in general
as far as i know ronda actually went through more than joanna lol
>>75925574
They might not look really good (unless you are a fan of Arby's) but they sure are comfy. Trust me
>>75926123
what?
>>75926140
HIS MOTHER IS DEAF.
HTTP://MMAJUNKIE.COM/2010/04/FIGHT-PATH-MOMS-DEAFNESS-TAUGHT-WEC-48S-DEMETRIOUS-JOHNSON-ABOUT-OVERCOMING-ADVERSITY
>>75926094
Nah I reckon Max might take a round, maybe even 2 if Aldo decides to take the 5th off
>>75926167
>the link is in all caps
>>75926104
i'm way worse than he is
someone just called asking for a number to a restaurant and i struggled to read it lol
>>75926094
I hope so, I'm trying to not let my fondness of Aldo cloud my judgment
Im trying to analyze the matchup as fairly as possible
>>75926167
kek
>>75926123
Didn't know that. Thanks!
is stipe autistic?
>>75926167
PUT ME ON THE CAP
>>75926203
I FUCKED up my brain during my 20s my speech was the first thing to go.
>>75926017
Yeah there is definitely some kind of speech impediment going on. Seems like he tries too fast and his brain fucks up sometimes.
I'm not a native speaker but didn't notice any speech problems with Schaub. But that guy is charismatic and entertaining. I'm convinced mighty mouse would pull way better numbers if he had more charisma. Him being small is just an excuse for having a boring character imo.
Joanna is overrated
>>75926104
Is there any evidence to suggest that CTE is less likely to affect lower weight class fighters?
I know common sense would dictate so, but I would like to know for sure.
As great as knockouts are at HW, its pretty jarring if you are aware of the dangers of CTE. Almost makes it hard to enjoy the fights.
>>75926257
Yeah. A poster above pointed out his mother is deaf, which could certainly could have had a factor in his enunciation as a child. But that's just armchair psychologist speculation.
>>75926275
i struggle to string together a sentence, never had any hint of a problem growing up/in my twenties
i had an mri done and it showed literally nothing wrong
yeah i'm mad
>>75926275
CTE is caused by brain trauma, and the harder you get hit the more brain trauma you undergo. I think there's a definite dropoff around MW or LHW, though, because at HW people hit hard enough that it's less common for multiple sustained blows to take place.
>>75926275
>Is there any evidence to suggest that CTE is less likely to affect lower weight class fighters?
Not directly CTE related, but deaths in boxing are more common in lower weight classes than in higher ones.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20948404
Since lighter fighters have higher cardio and lower power, they typically dish out, and hence absorb, a higher volume of strikes.
do you think chris' brother is glad chris failed?
>>75926434
>tfw Aldo received less brain trauma in his conor fight than Eddie did
Born Demian Augusto Maia Baptista
November 6, 1977 (age 39)
São Paulo, Brazil
Other names The Backpack
>>75926167
>tfw you will never get 4 replies
>>75926474
will the spergout be bigger than 201 when woodley heems him?
Has Stipe's next opponent been confirmed yet?
>>75923023
>What do you think of all these angry whiteknights sperging over what Ariel asked Joanna?
Link?
>>75926167
>>75926475
What's going on with this fat fuck anyway? Unironically when is he fighting?
Who is Fercuckson fighting?
>>75926448
>that's a big forehead
Insulting his daughter? The fuck is wrong with you?
>>75926434
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20948404
How much brain damage do you reckon my boy Yair took. I'm worried he's permanently fucked up.
>>75926167
good post desu ignore the memers this is some nice wit well done
>Brazilian
>throw wild hooks with the occasional leg kick
Why do so many of them strike like that?
>>75926579
its genetic
built into their brains
>>75926448
You can see his Dad in the window reflection.
Still /boy/
>>75926579
because they can't afford to train at the best gyms
There are people in this thread who
>Thought Joanna's chin was weak
>Thought her superior technique wouldn't overcome the clumsy haymaker based offense of John Linker's little sister
>Though her TDD was as bad a Calderwood's
>Thought that when she got taken down she wouldn't be able to get back up
>Thought a sweet-potato muffin would be her downfall
>Thought she was anything other that the #1 PFP female fighter on earth
Be careful Dick!
>>75926555
I'd be more worried about his eye. He was never close to going out, so it's unlikely to cause a clear weakening of his chin or anything. But getting an eye fucked up like that can be a recurring issue.
>>75926610
I picked joanna to win but the muffin is the reason she came out so slow
>>75926610
Tbf I was rooting for JJ and was kind of concerned going into the fight.
Just because Andrade is such a bulldog that just charges forward and brute forces her way through a problem.
But JJ just tooled her. It was fantastic to watch. Andrade couldn't get a read on her at all, basically made her look completely out of her depth
>i Hather die than change my principles
/ourguy/?
>>75926632
>0:02 - 0:06
Anderson?
>>75926664
>>75926661
could she be anymore perfect lads?
>>75926542
>Fercuckson
cringe
>>75926610
I tried to warn them. Some people just won't listen.
>those fucking betting odds
so pretty safe to say that JDS got USADA'd, GADOOSH'd, and FLUSH'd. He looked like he took a dive out there 2bh, that was a sad performance
>>75926683
>>75926610
>Though her TDD was as bad a Calderwood's
So is the cute Scottish chick screwed against the Mexican submission thug girl?
>>75926711
i was deliberately fishing for that response
you've been rused
>>75926678
Where else would the nickname come from?
Cynthia will be the next UFC strawweight champion
>>75926726
"One Hundred and Fifteen! This is championship weight, Da!"
>>75926734
it's hard to say she's a 30 year old cheesecake factory worker whose best win is aspen ladd
she's not clear cut the best like jewanna where you have to be an idiot to pick someone like andrade over her
>>75926759
Right after Joanna retires, sure
>>75926782
ideally when Joanna moves up to 125 but after Cynthia cleans out 115 and they make the Joanna vs Cynthia super fight, Cynthia will choke her lights out
>>75926665
My favorite mma fighter desu. He is allore that what Anderson Silva claimed to be, who is an opportunistic snake who is basically willing to do anything to win/get money
>>75926665
for sure a hole model my man
>Ariel GOATwani
>>75926726
stop cutting to 115
rose doesn't deserve a title shot ffs
that division is effectively cleared out
>>75926763
>You now remember all those people saying Andrade was Clawja but with more dangerous striking and there was no way joanna could possibly win
>Because they cant tell the difference between throwing haymakers and good striking or the difference between muscling people to the ground and actual solid grappling chops
Guys, didn't Shevchenko say shes never fighting at 125 again because weight cut?
>>75926834
>you now remember people picking amanda pooper over cynthia
>>75926855
good for her fuck going skeletal mode
>>75925765
If the baby's choking, you hold it similar to that so you can flip it over easily for first aid purposes.
Of course if you're just holding your kid for a picture, that's weird.
>>75926759
She's a great grappler and can threaten JJ in that way, but I don't think she has the takedown ability to get her to the ground without JJ just popping back up.
>>75926834
Andrade's fight IQ isn't great either. She kept Hill in the fight longer than she really needed to by striking with her.
>>75926833
if she moves up to 125 she knows Valentina will be there waiting. Shevchenko has already beat her convincingly at 125 TWICE (2 times). Joanna knows she will never be a 125 champ
>>75926884
Aspen Ladd looks like that?!
>>75926855
She's a big girl
>>75926914
She doesn't even look much bigger than KK
Did you see the size of Nunes? Holy shit.
>>75926914
Wow didn't realize she's that short.
>>75926897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBosn0MJnYM
*cries*
>>75926759
desu she'll probably lose to rose
>>75926782
Casual here: why is nobody successfully taken down joanna zeta and wrestlefucked or submitted her? It's pretty obvious that she is the striking goat so don't even try to exchange with hear...just utilize the Maia gameplan and go straight for the takedown.
I know her TDD is really good but if a competitor spends all the training camp on takedowns submissions and ground and pound I see a chance there. Haven't seen a fight where a girl went the maia route so I'm wondering...
>>75926855
Well I can't find a source on this, so it's probably not true.
Can't remember where I saw that first. Maybe I imagined it.
does anybody else realize how spicy Claudia vs Andrade is going to be when it happens?
Nunes is gonna heem Valentina and then clear out BW, right?
Were any of the people posting that Yair would win because Frankie is too old and beat up being serious? Did anyone here really genuinely believe that Yair would finish Frankie Edgar? If so, just come out now. Confess to me your sins and I will forgive you
>>75926993
Gadelha is the best wrestle-grappler in the division and tried what you said, but couldn't do it for more than two rounds
>>75926993
Claudia Gadelha my man.
But she inevitably gasses and then gets lit up in the last few rounds.
>>75926855
>>75926996
she said she would move down to 125 every time she has been asked publicly
>>75927052
Yeah k. RIP Joanna then.
>>75926993
Watch her Fight with Carla Esparza where she won the title. Esparza didnt want to strike with her and she got finished in round 2, come to think of it, JEssica Pene put all her eggs in the grappling basket, and she got TKO'd as well
>>75926993
Gadelha is the best wrestler at 115
That was her gameplan and she gassed. JJ is not an easy chick to keep down, she has a big frame and solid TDD. It's tiring.
Her ground game isn't great, sure, but you have to get her there first which is no small feat and even then she'll make it tough for you. Just saying "oh take her down" doesn't really work, because most of the time she uses her range and striking so well that she probably forces some girls into telegraphing their shots, making them easier to stuff
>>75927031
Valentina wins rematch 2bh
>>75927035
I unironically fell for the yair meme. I'm sorry based Frankie
>>75926832
wot happend
>>75927035
sometimes I make my picks based on what I want to see happen
>>75927076
Be careful
>>75927083
Helwani asks a Helwani question
Joanna cries
Another day at the office for Ariel "Your Kids Will See That" Helwani
>>75926993
lol imagine fatkenzie trying to take her down
>>75927035
Honestly as soon as the fight was made the initial reaction was what the hell is WME doing. That's not how you build stars.
But I think as time went on people started thinking Yair had a chance because muh meme kicks. People forget just how good Edgar is and probably thought Yair could do what Aldo did, but Yair isn't even close to that level
>>75926832
you fucking goof
>>75927078
>>75927100
It's okay my sons, Fwonkie Forgives
>>75927083
He asked her how she felt about her longtime coach leaving ATT, and she got emotional and left because it is clearly a private issue and she didn't want to talk about it in public. In fact, I dont even know how he knew about it
>>75927145
does this make you upset?
Cat Zingano is unironically fighting Cyborg lmao
>>75927184
no it makes me laugh
>>75927035
Reporting.
Also unironically thought Masvidal would murder Maia on the feet.
Also unironically though Andrade would crack Joanna's chin,
Also unironically changed my pick to JDS right before the fight because I thought Stipe's chin would've been cracked from the Reem fight.
Also unironically thought Alvarez would fuck Poirier up easy.
Also picked Jotko without having done any research.
Tell me who you want to lose for future events and I'll pick them.
>>75927244
>Cat Zingano is unironically fighting Cyborg lmao
Great. What a fight. Exactly what people wanted from Cyborg. Just random fights meaning literally nothing when there's a 145 """"division""""".
Seriously did GDR just drop off the face of the Earth because since "winning" we haven't heard a peep except my hand injury from like 2 years ago
>>75927184
jesus fuck how recent is this? She pushing the limits here. Belly fat is a red flag
>>75927244
fat zingano is objectively the best fighter she'll have ever fought
>>75926610
Joanna's chin isn't weak but it isn't great either. She did superbly at making Andrade beat the shit out of ghosts
Top tier grapplers can definitely give her trouble like Claudia but Claudia does not have the gas tank for that.
Tatiana Suarez is the only person I can think of that could possibly give her legitimate trouble at this point, her striking definitely needs to be good though and I'm sure it's not there yet
>>75927037
>>75927043
>>75927068
>>75927074
Thx for the (you)'s. Gonna watch the Gadelha fight tomorrow.
>>75927288
a month or 2 ago. shes up to like 150
>>75927283
It's okay italy, no one believed in the fictional Rocky back in the day, it makes sense that the real life rocky would have some doubters
>>75927184
Jesus christ i fucking hate women so much like stay in your lane and in the kitchen and bedroom i hate mackenzie so fucking much
>>75927362
you should go to philly
>>75927368
you seem upset?
>>75927368
0/10
>>75927283
Jotko wasn't a back. I thought him at decision was good value but Branch's wrestling came through for him a couple times and Jotko was as tentative on the feet as ever. Fucker is never gonna break through with if he never lets his hands loose
>>75927368
This. Her elbows are also pointy af
>>75926993
andrade took her down a couple of times
Why are Australians so bad at fighting?
>>75923095
Do you think cyborgs dick is that thicc desu? The rest of him seems sort of overcompensat-ey
Ariel is such a bully
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494806894083.webm
>>75927157
>That's not how you build stars
If Yair won, which would've taken a miracle or some absolutely amazing progress between fights, he would've memed on former lightweight champ and two time featherweight challenger Frankie Edgar and become probably the hottest new star the UFC has. Yair lost, but he lost to The Frankie and he's still young and now has clear goals and plenty to improve upon and get stronger. The loss won't affect his career much and a win would've been gold. Not the best matchup but I'll take a stern test for the young mememaster over what Bellator's done with MVP.
>>75922818
I thought that was Jason Genova on the right before I enlarged that pic
>>75927306
>Tatiana Suarez
oh good another anchor baby meme fighter to shill to mexicans
>>75927459
you still crying? jds cried too but none of you are up in arms
>>75927459
wew
>>75927459
Seriously though, how did he know that? The way she reacted it was clearly private information. Does he have a mole in ATT?
>>75923355
>>75927488
thought that was quite moving desu
was also about to webm it
>>75927470
>which would've taken a miracle or some absolutely amazing progress between fights
That's the thing though. He's young, inexperienced and on his way up. He got some hype by beating BJ Penn.
Why feed him to Edgar, one of the best fighters in the division knowing these things? He wasn't going to win, Edgar is far too good. Sure, Yair has a lot to go, but you think him having his eye swelled shut by that beatdown is good for his image? He was just building up popularity, give him some easier fights, let him work his way up rather than throwing him to the sharks in a pretty much unwinnable fight.
Obviously he still has loads of time to rise, but make the matchups in accordance to the rise. It doesn't benefit anyone to kill him early
List fighters who have never cried.
>>75927527
No it's been a thing for at least a month now.
>>75924774
There is a welt on her upper abdomin when she flexes at 11:00 from her belly-button. Is this from steroids?
>>75923162
Who else wants to be the meat in this sandwich? This is my mma fantasy.
>>75927549
Mousasi
>>75927442
*blocks your path*
>>75927549
smilin' sam alvey
>>75927549
hoodiegod
>>75927610
Stipe cried when he shook hoodieGODs hand
>>75927549
the Diaz Brothers
ALL MY JOANNA CHAMPION DOUBTERS LEAVE OR APOLOGIZE
>>75927548
He asked for Frankie and Shelby and Frankie accepted
>>75927549
fedor? his brother? i don't know my memory is dog shit
>>75927641
They shouldn't have, that's the thing.
He wasn't going to beat Frankie. Frankie hasn't even shown signs of a significant decline. Yair got absolutely mauled last night. It was worse than I ever imagined
>>75927644
>>75927704
>this man is roaming the streets
>>75927644
What went right?
>>75927670
Yeah, but every prospect had fight a veteran, DHC-Swanson, Bektic-Elkins, Yair wanted Frankie
Now is Knight's turn
>>75927748
>that underboob
wew
>>75927748
that man in the back has more will power than all of heem combined
>>75927549
Krazy horse
>>75927755
>>75927644
>Tim Kennedy wants to destroy this
>>75927785
>>75927812
>>75927765
How about we just let him fight Artem and then he can fight a veteran.
>>75927825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33Bb59M9-0
>>75927784
You mean "felony" charles bennett
How were people reacting to Maia/Masvidal in the live thread?
I can imagine casuals shitting themselves over somebody actually winning rounds with amazing wrestling and jiu-jitsu.
>>75927899
>winning
You are a cuck
joanna a cute
no cry joanna
>>75927899
Nope. Most casuals knew Maia won the decision, real fight fans knew Masvidal won the fight
>>75927899
faggot
>this thread has been quality WMMA discussion for the first time on heem in months
thanks guys, i appreciate it
>>75927549
Masvidal
>>75927899
i thought masvidal was supposed to be good? maia is 40 years old wtf
>>75927867
I'm ok with that
>>75927928
All smarminess aside, I don't think Masvidal won much of anything. If utterly dominant grappling is undone by getting a few good licks in, why would anybody even bother?
>>75927899
Some faggot kept on sperging out all night about how masdival won and several people tried explaining grappling to him. Now its a meme that masdival won
What if Rockhold impregnated Gina?
>>75927990
what if mighty mouse impregnated gabi?
>>75927936
For me, it's Aspen Ladd.
>>75928005
What if bigfoot impregnated Cyborg?
>>75928005
The GOAT middleweight.
>>75927955
>utterly dominant grappling
This is what I don't understand. Yes Maia was able to cling onto Masvidal, but it didn't result in much of anything. Those "dominant" grappling exchanges were also the minority of the second and third rounds
>why would anybody even bother
To get actual strikes and submission attempts in. MMA grappling is not grappling grappling. You need damage and substance. Holding onto your opponent in one position hasn't cut it for the past few years now
>>75928005
she takes birth control dummy
>>75928023
Bigfoot's daughter is actually a qt. It's just his disease that makes him so ugly.
Any sug4 streams?
>>75928050
That's like saying striking shouldn't count unless you hurt somebody. Stupid.
>>75928075
Ive been looking. Apparently you might be able to find it on facebook if you search for it
>>75928064
bigfoot is my lowkey boy
Happy Mother's Day
Our guy is up soon
>>75928080
Every strike does damage tho you dumb fuck. Sub attempts dont really do shit. Not that Maia even attempted that many.
>>75928080
I can't tell if you're trolling but I'll assume yes.
>>75923789
He is a good grappler and athletic. He is stiff af on the feet and gets dropped every fight.
>>75928129
Link? my mom's a fan
>>75927748
brehs
>maia suposedly got one of the best BJJ in mma
>still cant manage to submit anyone and his fights are always boring
uhhh BJJtards?
>>75928167
Maia and Blowjob jitsu UTTERLY BTFO
How's Maia ever gonna recover!?!?!
>>75928075
If you find anything let heem know
>>75927748
jesus christ what a piggy
>>75927970
he's in this thread still kek >>75927928
>>75928167
position > submission
>>75923630
he talks better than conor. without his memes and flash cards goobs is kind of a spaz
>>75927398
hows that possible to look worse then Ronda Rousey striking?
>>75928153
he's only 24 haha
>>75928189
Oh for sure Maia irritated Masvidal's skin with that position my guy. Jorge might've had to scratch that late at night. Very sad!
>>75928190
He talks like shit.
carlos condit sucks
>>75928218
>an australian in charge of saying people talk like shit
>>75928236
>a nigger in charge of shaming civilized countries
>>75928203
Only 24 with a bad chin. Gets dropped by a jab. Sad!
>>75928236
Yeah, I am. He talks like shit.
>>75928136
Let's strip down the hostility.
I need you to explain to me why you think grappling should not be scored. This is such a strange concept to see in a MMA thread.
>>75928220
Condit 1, 3, 4
>ywn have jessica andrade as a dyke friend to practice mma with and admire the other qt mma girls with
>>75928206
>>75928248
you're an angry little guy aren't you?
>>75928250
No one is saying grappling shouldn't be scored. You need to explain how grappling without any damage or submission attempts should be scored over actual damage, it's not even as if Maia was blasting Masvidal with takedowns and holding him down flat on his back. He had him up against the cage and didn't even advance position that often. He won Round 1 because he was attacking very often when he had Masvidal locked up in a body triangle
This is MMA grappling. Very different
>>75928245
i'm from new canaan connecticut there are no coloreds here
>>75928249
you all speak like you have shit in your mouths. your accents fucking stink.
>>75928270
Accuse me of two post. I only made one. Terrible!
>>75928248
Heard you were talkin shit
>>75928270
I actually sort of like Kevin Lee desu
>>75928136
Why shouldn't being in a dominant position count for something?
>inb4 taking the back and having your opponent just hanging on through your submission attempts while completely unable to hurt you isn't dominant
so what's the consensus on my low-key boy /heem/?
>>75928285
>you all speak like you have shit in your mouths. your accents fucking stink.
Some. I think that Noke, Whittaker and Kelly speak okay. Kevin Lee talks like shit. His Hood accent is gay as fuck. He's a massive dork.
Should Joanna retire? She has nothing left to prove. Rose sucks almost as bad as Australia.
>>75928326
this jackass claiming shittaker as his own
>>75928280
I think you're just biased. Masvidal did not do any particularly great amount of damage, he just landed clean occasionally on the feet.
Meanwhile, when Maia was backpacking him, he had to fight hands for pretty much the entire round to not die. It doesn't look fancy, but one slip and Masvidal would have lost. Ditto for the last round too.
>>75928340
Whittaker has an Australian accent whether he's Australian or not.
>>75928315
Im literally not saying it shouldnt count, but actual damage should count more than control. Masvidal did more damage and Maia? Held onto him for a long time? Made Masvidals poor legs sore from carrying him?
>>75928356
Fuck you, fuck your accent, and fuck your mom
>>75928350
Its crazy Maia would have lost on the scorecards if he wouldnt have gotten that last takedown, his corner told him to run away too.
masvidal lost
masvidal is a fucking can
he is no longer a floridian
>>75928250
Its some newfag. Dont argue with him. Its been explained several times. Theyll learn eventually or theyll leave
>>75928326
Kevin Lee doesnt even have a "hood accent". Thats also a faggot thing to even say. You should go fuck mark hunt or something seeing as how you are a massive faggot
>>75928340
he's cute
>>75928408
he's plays soccer i bet he fucks other girls, europeans love soccer
>>75928350
>Masvial did not do any particular great amount of damage
Far far more substantial than anything Maia did in the last two rounds. The second round he was hurting Maia especially
>backpacking him
And then hurting him with strikes? Actually threatening with anything? You seem be to disillusioned by the hypothetical threat of Maia as opposed to the actual threat he was presenting. He was doing nothing from his backpack position and everything he had to offer was being defended. It's not as if he passed to an even more advantageous position, everything he offered Masvidal was being blocked. How can you talk about grappling but then completely ignore how Masvidal prevented Maia from ever seriously threatening? He fought the hands spectacularly and prevented himself from Maia locking anything in and getting hurt by any strikes. You cannot talk about Maia's dominance while completely ignoring Masvidal's defensive grappling.
>>75928407
> Thats also a faggot thing to even say
That's what the dork Kevin Lee said "muh hood culture, they wanna copy it, I'm like, so hip with my faggot accent!".
You're a massive faggot, eat shit and die you dork.
>>75928190
He has this black comedian vibe ala Dave Chapelle.
>you fought 30 fights, lost half of them and didn't kill a motherfucker yet
Conor has epic prepared speeches. Combined with his Irish accent it's really entertaining.
But I unironically think that Kevin Lee is at least on the same level as Conor if it comes to spontaneous shit talking. This motherfucker is quite funny
>>75928408
I know, why is he with her??
https://youtu.be/bIkY1dl1FzI
>all these guys who like wrestlefucking
We need to make UFC judging based on who is actually working and doing damage towards finishing the fight
>>75928358
Masvidal was winning on the feet but never hurt Maia and was unable to prevent Maia from closing the distance and making it into a grappling fight. Masvidal won on the feet, but not in dominant fashion. Meanwhile, Maia completely smothered Masvidal on the ground/in grappling. Even though he didn't get the sub, Maia controlled him for every second they were in grappling exchanges, and Masvidal was just barely surviving.
Maia was more dominant in grappling than Masvidal was with striking. Given that they were grappling and striking for almost an equal amount of time (except in the first round, which was more one-sided for Maia), but Maia was more dominant, I think you give it to Maia.
>>75928450
>We
you're not making anything but syrup LOL
>>75928369
>two of the judges scored round 1 for Masvidal
I don't see how one could score round 1 for Masvidal and then give either 2 or 3 to Maia. What criteria do you use that overcomes 4+ minutes of back control in the first, but not 2.5 minutes of back control in the others?
>>75928442
In this one does Eugene tell the story about Stalin having the security system guy executed?
>>75928473
Muh damage.
Masvidal actually may have had Maia a bit hurt at the end of round 1, unlike in 2 and 3
>>75928463
>barely surviving
>literally laughing at his sub attempts
Lol no. Maia did zero damage. Masvidal did damage.
>>75928490
>>75928490
>>75928490
NEW THREAD
>>75928506
>8 posts early
every time
>>75928285
You must be descended from founding stock.
>>75928546
he's lying, he's from new haven. you ain'ts gotta liiiieeee, vinny
>>75927548
He's young, inexperienced and his hype came from beating a retiree. It wasn't gonna last all that much, and the more they fed him cans the more he would've run into the Michael Page issue of people turning on him for not fighting anyone particularly significant despite being pushed as the future of the division.
A slow burn isn't always the best call and now Yair's like the fallen hero for latin american fans. The potential payoff for a freak win was well worth him taking a few lumps against an absolutely outstanding fighter who came off looking like a million bucks. Yair has time to grow, his image wasn't all that affected and a rematch could be set down the line for a solid payoff. It's not as nonsensical promotionally as you think, IMO.
>>75928506
The wrong guy quit the sports to work as a miiner.
>>75928766
>He chose coal lung over cte
>>75928198
As bad as Rousey's striking is, she at least has KO power, which can't be said for a lot of women.
>>75927027
Andrade is just a slightly worse version of Claudia.
>>75928473
Maia did less with his control in the first despite having it for longer. As I recall it Masvidal was standing most of that round, whereas he got taken down more in the later halves of the other two rounds. Couple that with him ending the first round doing quite a bit of damage and I can understand where they're coming from (even though I also think that just shows how influenced judges are by how the round ends).