/heem/

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<---- GOOBY JR

ADORBZ

Eugene

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>>75855424
different weight classes all together bruddah

that being said, if Conor McBaby doesn't work on his grappling, bento will eat him alive

>>75855424
>>75855439
Might finally have a couple people Randy's kid can beat.

this thread is already awful. i regret making it

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Posting
<---ALDO
To protect this thread from spergs

>>75855457
What's wrong, bud

>>75855457
start up the picks again bud

>>75855457
delete it then, bud

>>75855457
Did you watch MMA VIVISECTION, bud

>>75855457
lmao bud

>>75855410
noice

>>75855459
Wow Aldo is looking fucking SHREDDED!

What kind of crazy genetically engineered beef are they using in those famous burgers?

Max is gonna fucking die wow. He has a son, this isn't right!

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>what! I'll fight romero 6 weeks after gsp buddeh
>if gsp doesnt fight in july I'll fight romero/whittaker
>*dana pulls gsp*
>...
painfully quiet is bisroid mike

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>>75855702
Bisping's karma will now fuck him. He had two lucky chances not to be a cockhead. Now it's over

>>75855702
Bispoo knows he will get GADOOSH'd and FLUSH'd

>>75855762
Poomero is literally going to shit himself again once Pisspee connects with his left pook

Queer street is calling Pooel's name

>>75855772
Queer street is calling your name

>>75855702
On his podcast (recorded the day before Dana pulled GSP) he said that his knee was taking longer than expected to heal and he wouldn't be ready until after the summer anyway. Was saying waiting until October/November for GSP would be the best thing to do.

It was a very obvious lie, he's in full-on ducking mode. It's pretty sad. Hope he just gets heemed asap so the division can get moving again.

>>75855781
Did you notice how Rogan had been saying that for a while then suddenly stopped a while back? Is WME trying to censor him?

>>75855791
I didn't but nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to "political correctness"

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>>75855787
it's pathetic, he tried to put his foot down then got btfo, it was such a clear backtrack.

if gsp isnt getting a shot, and bisping will stick by his "booboo" bullshit, I see no problem in having romero whittaker, he can either fight the winner, or get stripped and EXPOSED a pussy.

I dont care as long as his cancerous ass isnt champ anymore, literally the worst champion of all time.

>>75855806
>>75855787
romero whittaker for an interim belt I mean

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whats the winner image if this is the goof?

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>>75855787
I for one hope Bisking heems roidero for the memes sake

Think of the memes Jack, it would be a >torres moment for /heem/

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>>75855813
the goat

>>75855813
the Joey Diaz Stiopcic face?

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/862888421110448128
>Tomorrow expects to be a fun one w/ many fight annnouncements. Two I’ve heard discussed: Calvillo-Calderwood (7/16), Elkins-Bermudez (7/22).

Why does the UFC hate Calderwood?

>>75855837
The better question is why she's taking a fight instead of waiting out for TUF

>>75855837
because she's a whiny bitch

>>75855843
>>75855837
Better question is why are we discussing wmma that doesn't involve Nunes/Joanna/cyborg

>>75855864
This is a waifu general, you bigot.

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>>75855864
>he doesnt realize Cynthia's greatness
dont worry m8, you can jump on the bandwagon once she gets the belt. we'll still accept you

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>>75855885
Its hard to say if Cynthia is legit with the cans she fought

>>75855864
Pretty sure nobody actually cares about Cyborg. I'm surprised UFC thinks its worth their time to promote her.

Nobody is going to be impressed by her accomplishments, given her history of testing positive for PEDs.

Casuals will regard her as a spectacle and a freak show as opposed to a skilled mixed martial artist that is worthy of the viewers praise.

>>75855915
you are not a smart man

>>75855885
yep, baby version looks like my little sister, her face here looks like my cousin

stop posting it pls

EMBEDDED

https://youtu.be/bBNx7_TlNhE

>>75855921
I want to fuck your cousin.

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>>75855921
post cousin

>>75855926
>ywn be the meat in that sandwich

>>75855926
>tfw mcmann will never pick your manlet body up and toss you around

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>>75855864
>Pretty sure nobody actually cares about Jones. I'm surprised UFC thinks its worth their time to promote him.

>Nobody is going to be impressed by his accomplishments, given his history of testing positive for PEDs.

>Casuals will regard him as a spectacle and a freak show as opposed to a skilled mixed martial artist that is worthy of the viewers praise.

>>75855925
atleast you didn't say sister. I wouldnt if I was you, she's loaded and crazy in the head.

>>75855926
n-no

>>75855399
Nonce

>>75855940
When Cyborg uses skill and talent to dominate her competition rather than just outsizing the shit out of them, then this comparison will be valid.

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>>75855837
She's a whiner

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>>75855954
what are you gonna say when she beats the shit out of megan? megan is bigger than her in every way

>>75855960
Megan has a larger frame, but Cyborg is stronger by far. Size isn't just height and reach.

>>75855954
like jon doesnt take advantage of his size? cyborg is skilled

>>75855966

She could be Stefan Struve's height and Cyborg would still fold her

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>>75855966
>just outsizing the shit out of them
>size isn't just height and reach

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>>75855960
this looks uncanny and wrong. stop posting this freak.

>>75855967
Jon takes advantage of his size, but he is undeniably the most talented fighter of the modern era, and he demonstrates this in his fights. Cyborg does not.

>>75855973
Is George Roop larger than Hunto?

>>75855971
While true, this is because Megan isn't a good fighter and is not as strong as Cyborg.

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>>75855986

>being this disrespectful to the greatest fighter your nation has ever produced

>>75855992
I never even mentioned Whittaker tho

>>75855992
>>75855981

>>75855998
I fingered her in a nightclub once

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>>75855995
>mfw Whittaker is from New Zealand

>>75856004
Did she mention Zane Simon?

>>75856006
He was born there, but he's lived all his life in Australia, considers himself Australian, and has the Australian version of the Southern Cross tattoo. He's ours, bruh.

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Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

>>75856006
>tfw gsp is french

>>75856006
>>75856015
not to mention one of his parents was a white australian

>>75856022
*rubs face*

*unsheathes iphone*

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/scottish-ufc-star-joanne-calderwood-10403624

>Joanne Calderwood will face undefeated rising star Cynthia Calvillo on the much-anticipated UFC Fight Night Glasgow show in July.
>Record Sport can also reveal that Icelandic star Gunnar Nelson will face Argentinian Santiago Ponzinibbio in the main event

>>75856015
Colossal are his levels of denial, Joe.

>>75856015
He said himself in some video before poocare fight that he considers himself both kiwi and kangaroo

>>75856025
God damn it, its like I have to say this every thread.

I don't give a damn about GSP. He's French Canadien and he's boring. I feel no connection to him on account of him being "Canadian."

I'm from BC; Rory is the Canadian who I cheer for.

>>75856034

I hope Ponzi wins

>>75856036
Hey, if we can claim the noodle monster from Mars as the first Australian invicta champion, we can claim the guy who's only been to NZ on holiday as Australian.

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>>75856046
Thank God for wmma, its embarassing to have zero ufc champions

>>75856054
nice pits

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>>75856073
You know why.

>>75856054
You've got 3 top contenders in wmma and 0 in men's. Good job m8. 2 of them are even attractive

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>>75856068
people like weird things

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>>75856073
>slutshaming in 2017
>shaming former sex workers
if ufc thinks this is a good move they're wrong... i bet if she was white they wouldnt have fired her as well,

>>75856036
i dont think he'll ever be champ but he's definitely australian

if you think he's not, google new zealand accent and see for yourself

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>>75856087
>Implying all kinds of implications

>>75856094
is bobby knuckles an Australian nickname or a new Zealand nickname

>>75856085
Jotko and Tybura might be something someday but I don't count on it much

>>75856034
>Nelson-Ponzi

Why has WME become so BASED recently?

>>75856034
good matchups 2bh

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>it's an "everyone on the card is likeable and you want them to do well" episode

>>75856086
crazy how much qter she is with some meat on her bones, shame valentina eternally banished her to the skelly realm

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>>75855885
>once she gets the belt

>>75856168
>jds and stipe
>andrade
>maia
>frankie
joanna and masvidal are cunts, and yair is pushing this muh latinoness bullshit too hard.

>>75856274
He's literally squaring up to Stipe

BASED HoodieGOD

>>75855960
Female Jesse Taylor

>>75856274
pussy ass stipe running away, fucking BETA

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>Hahaaa YEAAAAAAA! YAAA! WOOOH!
>YAAAAH! Let's play CARDS! YAHH! WOOH WOOH
>Hell YEAH I WON AT CARDS baby
>Oh fuck yeah! Is that a BB gun? Aww DUDE! YEAH!

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Nelson-Ponzinibbio as the Glasgow main event is official

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Do any scottish people actually post in heem?

>all these people thinking Jotko can beat Branch
lmao stay delusional

>>75856418
Im Scottish

>>75856400
OOOOOOOO


EIIIIIIIICHHH

AAAAAAAAAAIIII


OOOOOOOOOOO

>>75856427
Hahaha yeah that competition in WSOF is a motherfucker. What else you got, Chin?

>>75856427
I dont think things. I know them or dont. And MMA VIVISECTION said Jotko would win and so did Eugene so I KNOW Jotko will win

I wonder if any of the gyms that were hosting the fighters here are actually any good on their own

I want to trane again

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>read article about Dana "announcing Bisping vs Yoel"
>it's just Dana being Dana and bluffing to pressure GSP
>Bisping is having none of that and will wait for Greasy Georges

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>>75856533
>bisping has a choice in the matter
Really pickled my herrings.

>tfw the best fighter your state has produced is fucking Bigg Pigg

when will Texas git gud at MMA lads?

I'm so proud of HoodieGOD for letting the world know that heem posters are just normal people, like everyone else.

>>75856404
time for overrated gunni to get fucked up again WOO

>>75856548
>Hey Michael, sign a contract to fight Romero in July or just don't and you'll probably get to fight GSP in the easiest title fight you could possibly get that will probably even get you paid more

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>>75856611
>Hey Michael, sign a contract to fight Romero in July or just don't and we'll strip you
Really insulated my roof.

>>75856573
Normal people don't rub their chins so much, there is something sinister about the hoodlum I tell you what

>>75856624
They won't strip him for waiting another few months. Especially considering he probably already has a contract signed for the GSP fight.

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>Dana saying things
Really activated my almonds.

>>75856656
>They won't strip him for waiting another few months.

They'll strip him for refusing to fight the guy they want him to fight.

>>75856667
But they actually do want him to fight GSP, that's why they set the fight up in the first place.

>>75856684
They want money. GSP/Bisping isn't a money fight.

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>2017
>Stiopic losing
HE'S GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY DAWG

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>>75856694
>GSP/Bisping isn't a money fight

>>75856717
Stipe tapped.

>>75856722
Bisping/Henderson 2 barely made money and it had most of a decade of history behind it. Bisping is the antithesis of a money fight.

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>>75856725
His hands all over Overmeme's glass jaw

>>75856694
I agree desu. But I think the execs think differently or they wouldn't have set it up in the first place. Maybe the fan reaction got them to change their minds but I'm not that optimistic.
We'll wait to see what happens I guess.

*quotes Schaub*
*really makes you think*
*you hesitate whilst you try to process the information*
*heems you*

heh nothing personell kid

>>75856732
GSP alone makes 800k buys, Bisping has the Euro audience that doesn't have to buy the PPVs, but has great viewership which raises the price for broadcasting rights

quote me again and I'll heem you back to tasmania

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>>75856769

Tell me about Skleb, is he a good fighter?

>>75856768
The execs set up GSP/Bisping because GSP wanted the fight, but GSP is being a little bitch and delaying it for potentially years, so they're telling him to shit or get off the pot.

>>75856782
>GSP alone makes 800k buys

Rousey didn't do 800k and she returned a year after losing. GSP hasn't fought since getting smashed by Bigg Pigg.

>>75856786
yes, he is a good fighting man

>believing that Dana will make Bisbong fight Romero
>believing Dana when it comes to anything
lads i thought u learned

>>75856797
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/8/14207162/ronda-rousey-vs-amanda-nunes-ufc-207-pay-per-view-buys-million-history-boxing-nye-wmma-news

consider yourself heemed back to tasmania you utter marsupial

>>75856831
>believing Dana's lies

He says all kinds of shit, you silly muslim.

>>75856015
Aussies claiming all the good kiwis meme is fucking real

And of course a kiwi WANTS to be Australian, its like offering a Mexican US citizenship.

Im really concerned about Coralsprings. I gave an offering to ArchiveGOD to see the archives like he does and saw a bunch of posts about him and the person pretending to be him deleted

Was Coralsprings pulling a massive ruse on us?

>>75856880
The differences are pretty small.

It's like if if Canada was Australia, and Alaska was Nz ( imagine if Alaska was a country not a state of the U.S.)

>>75856940
So kiwis are rich, rugged and manly and strayans are weak sjw sissies that only shit up the internet ?

Seems about right

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>>75856976
lel

>>75856976
Pretty close except kiwis are poor as fuck.

Brendan Schaub is a great fighter!

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>>75857024
Im a poorfag 2nd worlder, they are rich from my perspective

Is Rashad Coulter /ourguy/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAp60zBEoGQ

>>75855986
hmm

that looks bullshit now that I see it looped

he was holding out fine until rumbled nigged on him and cracked him literally on the most sensitive spot on the back of the head which broke his defensive rhythm which lead to the clean shot

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>>75856880
He claimed it himself you faggot, and he's literally 50% white australian. What more do you want

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rory

Alright lads, I'm off to the shop for a packet of Timtams, you want anything?

>>75856433
I have heard of plastic paddies but this

>>75857166
I hope Roryfan doesn't self-mutilate when Daley sends Mcdonald to the land of wind and shadows.

>>75857179
XXXX bitter

>>75857179
old e

>>75857179
frangas

>>75857179
VB and vegemite ya cunt m8

>>75857179
idk, a beer haha

Cyborg should have been banned years ago desu

Its shit like this which makes MMA stay as big a joke as it was 20 years back.

>>75851742
>>75851742

Whats your name in the discord Lilth?

>>75856751
god damn joey looks like a fucking hot mess

>>75857251
theres a heem discord?


did discord jsut take over everything

>>75857284
It's shit

>Cody is forever talking about muh loyalty to his team
>His fighter says he doesn't want to fight his teammate because it would cause mad drama back home
>...
>Cody makes him fight him anyway

He truly has No Love

>>75857360
lol i just imagined cody/TJ ending like warrior

which current 135ers will will drop to 125 when the womens' division starts up? Which strawweights are likely to move up?

>>75857476
Clawja
Calderwood
Karolina
Andrade
Sh3vchenko
Joanna

dunno about more bw wgaf about that division

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>>75857476
MACEDO
A
C
E
D
O

picks when?

>>75857656
I learn english because of she

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>>75857849
After weigh-ins.

>>75857873
Stay away from my wife.

What ever happened to Mackenzie Dern

>>75856418
I'm a Scottish lurker. I come here to see footage of heems and scroll past all the utter shite that gets constantly reposted.

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>>75857890

/macedo/

>>75857991

Kinda sucks that you lads don't get to post under the Scottish flag

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>>75857892
Career ending pregnancy, sorry lad.

>>75858070
too slutty

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>one day soon we could be watching Mackenzie v Macedo for the bundaweight championship of the world

Worried for JDS, lads. I hope he wins but he's been in too many wars and isn't durable and Stipe is a heavy puncher.

It's gonna be stipe vs reem all over again

>>75858178
If JDS isn't durable Stipe isn't either

>>75858178
Nah. I keep hearing talk about how Stipe has gotten better, but I don't see that he's gotten significantly better at pressure fighting. JDS is going to take Stipe to jab-city and stay off the fence this time.

>>75858178
>>75858187
>>75858200

I think JSD is going to win. If he has improved at all the odds should be in his favour, but without question it's his durability that is the main factor.

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>>75858178

JDS looked great vs Rothwell and Steeper has been heemed by this loser.

I think JDS will be ok but
>heavyweight
who knows.

>>75858187
Exactly why I said it's gonna be stipe vs reem all over again. Whoever gets the first big hit and doesn't mess up the follow up (like reem did) wins probably.

Although I would say there is a difference between a fighter who cant take big hits naturally and someone diminished by wars. I'd say the former is at the advantage

>>75858244
>starting the webm just past the brutal thumbception of Stipe's eyesocket

lol australians claiming whittaker what a country of mushmouthed compulsive zeroes

Connor Ruebusch said that Overeem literally knocked out Stipe and the canvas woke him up.

LMAO @ Stipe's "chin"

>>75858259
Americans claim Lesnar, a proud Canadian.

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i could heem stipe and every here

>>75858270
Not true since as Stipe fell he reached out his arms and posted on them as he hit the floor, he was conscious the whole time, this isn't a Fedor-Brett Rogers situation

>>75858270
We see this all the time.

What's the best way to deal with a knockdown, /heem/? Go down with them and risk waking them up with punches or stay standing and hope the ref deems them unfit to continue?

>>75858295
Soccer kicks and stomps


Pride Never Die

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>>75857991
Have a heem then my dear englishman in a dress

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>>75858441

Based Perry.

Fluke says if Bisping vs Romero is confirmed he will fight Mousasi in July

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT_Zzrch6sN/

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Anyone got any good Mousasi webms?

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>>75858496
>cockhold
>fighting again

I find it hard to believe

you me

>>75858524
Perry v Gunni after Gunni gets btfo by Ponziasfasnsfbabjbjb?

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>>75858541

how many bongs until weight ins

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Duders we have a bant conference tonight

I sure can't wait for more of Cody's sharp wit and intellect

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i really hope calderwood gets her shit pushed in in her shit country

>>75857360
You can compete while still being respectful, all that drama is just played for the cameras

>>75858701
Eh it's not great really
Actually it's pretty poor outside of TJ/Cody and if you've watched TUF you already know how it's going down

>>75858893
Well theyre gonna announce more events hackass

>>75858701
Can't wait for the bantoff between the lineal champ Bethe Correia and Holly "Homely" Holm.

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>>75858973
He called it a bant conference, when it's not really.
Calm down, you don't need to act tough all the time bro.

How does Cynthia Calvillo beat Joanne Calderwood?

>>75859001
Oh yeah because passive aggressive know it all is such a better look
Gayfag

>>75859023
By taking her down and choking seven shades of piss out of her. It's at 115.

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>i'm coming home

lol another foreign fuck who had to abandon their country just to train MMA. christ imagine living in a shit hole like scotland or australia

>>75859032
Be cool homie there's no aggression here

Will Daniel and Jon be in attendance?

>>75859059
Doubt it

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Junkies btfo again!

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Will Holly permaheem herself if she loses to Betch?

>>75859081
I sincerely hope so. Maybe Jef will finally be able to give her that career ending pregnancy.

>>75859074
>food poison
lol when will this meme end

>>75859074
May the gods be satisfied with Cejudo and this literal who, ramen.

>>75859074
FX channel down to 3 fights lol

>>75859126
Erm I don't think so sweetie

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Gunni is going to fuck Ponzibbb up

>>75858870
>C-c-c-Cody isn't really an insecure manlet who repeatedly gets bullied so hard he feels the need to put his hands on someone
>H-h-h-he's just playing it up for the cameras!

The absolute state of Chode-y Garbage fans

we've got some real treats for are customers who literally pay us every month

Jessica Aguilar vs. Cortney Casey
Chase Sherman vs. Rashad Coulter
Gabriel Benítez vs. Enrique Barzola
Joachim Christensen vs. Gadzhimurad Antigulov

their most loyal customers get the worst shit

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>>75859081
Holy shit after the kick lands Correia promptly punches herself lel

>>75859136
I'm a Cruz fan lad

>>75859132
Oh man I think you're going to be surprised. Ponzi is going to steal all of Gunnar's hype.

>>75859141
Welcome to 10 years ago

>>75859141
She's got that Brazilian aggression, Holm won't be able to handle this shit.

>>75859137
They may be literal whos, but all of those are going to be bangers.

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-211-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream

IT'S ALMOST TIME

please someone important miss weight it's the only good thing that could happen

>>75859166
>not listening to aerials based commentary

>>75859148
I think YOU would be surprised. Ponzi is not better than Gunni at anything. Gunni will be faster and is obviously going to have the advantage in grappling. Gunni will tappy him 100%

>>75859154
Does this mean we get Brocktober this year?

>>75859173
literally mute that hook nosed kike and play pantera instead

Why can't the UFC afford anything other than F-Level athletes?

>>75859173
He covers it like it's a documentary about animals

>>75859207
if they're going with that they need someone british or australian

>>75859166
>Andrade misses weight
>knocks out Joanna

What happens? Vacant title?

>>75859224
non title fight

>>75859178
Oh my dude gunni is a beast 100% but ponzi is a really underrated striker and he will have an edge.. He also has great tdd. I think he is going to be a handful for Nelson

>>75859224
>>75859233
jessica wouldn't get the belt

On my way to Dallas for the UFC fight
Any of the prelims worth watching?

>>75859233
>>75859244
Right, but would Joanna vacate if she lost? Obviously Jessica couldn't win, but I'm thinking back to Max v Pettis.

>>75859247

>buying tickets without intending to watch all the fights.

I will never understand this shit

>>75859247
All of them. Literally none of the fights on this card are bad. And even if they were, Reyes v Dong was a top five fight of the year and it was the first fight on the card.

Why would you pay for a ticket and not see all the fights?

>>75859273
It's called not being poor.

>Texas officials already making towel jokes

based
>>75859293
No, it's literally a waste.

>not throwing your cash in the toilet
lol poorfags am i right

>>75859278
>australian '''''''''''''''humour''''''''''''''''
kick rocks nerd

>>75859236
He will be a handful for sure. Ponzi is one of those blood and guts types that is a handful for anyone. He'd be a handful for just about anyone.

But I think Gunni will be faster, I think Gunni has better footwork, he's definitely superior on the ground, but Ponbbbb has good power. But I don't think Gunni is easy to hit.

>>75859300
>No, it's literally a waste.
spoken exactly like a low income nobody

>SAVE THOSE LEFTOVERS I SPENT $9.95 ON THAT
kill yourself you noncontributing zero

>>75859273
>>buying tickets without intending to watch all the fights.
>I will never understand this shit

UFC cards are fucking long events dude. A lot of people have a hard time sitting in stadium seating for that long. The main cards quite often go later than midnight and the early prelims start at fucking 5pm.

Are you really saying you don't understand why everyone isn't down for sitting in a stadium seat for SEVEN hours because they bought a $90 ticket? How much is your time worth dude lol

>>75859313

lmao, imagine being 5ft4 144lbs.

>>75856404
HAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THOSE EARS

HAHAHAHAHA
*laughs in negro*

>danish
>shitskin
lol

>>75859322
that nobody is a fucking dock worker who brags about an overpaid union job, he'll never be a multi millionaire

lol #1 strawweight

claudia gadelha fucking meme'd on her

maia is CUT

Poirer is a handsome man.

TOWEL TIME

>the former lightweight needed a towel
>the former middleweight did not

Really made me think.

Hey /heem/, what's the deal with all the

Masvidal always has the same undies, nasty

>>75859461

I dunno my dude, weird aint it

>>75859313
lmao you think because you have a job that you're somehow contributing to the greater good? Idiotic boob.

>>75859051
At least in Scotland I won't end up bankrupt if I end up in hospital with a cough.

>>75859521
you're using one of my inventions in your place every day you fucking zilch

>>75859534
t. ignorant foreign zilch

I missed Andrade, was she a cute?

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>Joanna isn't going to make weight

ariel towing the jewish line about president kennedy

>>75859568
>a cute?
Fuck off you anime watching pedophile. "A cute" I swear to fucking god i wish i could shoot you in the face right now.

Everyone from Australia is now filtered.

literally every fight on this card is who gives a fuck

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>>75859576
If you keep posting that fucking cartoon I will heel hook your foot off.

>>75859593
Don't even try it, buddy. Guns are all gonna be banned once Trump makes the world great.

>Rose Namajunas declares herself 'a dangerous mother(expletive),' wants title shot next

go get choked out again by esparza midget you fucking molested weirdo

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>>75859609
>empty internet threats

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>>75859137

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>75848901

News:

>UFC 2Eleven early weighins
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-211-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream

>Nelson fighting Ponzi
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/12/15629294/gunnar-nelson-vs-santiago-ponzinibbio-to-headline-ufc-fight-night-113

>Jared Gordon sick, unable to compete
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/jared-gordon-ufc-211-with-food-poison-symptoms

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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

SKELLY TOWEL ALERT

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>>75859618

>dangerous motherfucker
>needs a service dog

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>>75859627
>>75855399

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>they showed his dick

>James 'the lanklet' Vick

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>watching the Simpsons in the current year

CORTNEY QT CASEY

>>75859646
awww fuck I missed it

i want masvidal to peg me

JOANNA WHERE YOU AT

>Champ Joanna Jedrzejczyk () vs. Jessica Andrade (114.5) – for heavyweight title

MMAjunkie really has its shit together.

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why come i can't stop masturbating to her?

>>75859665
it was obvious that Joanna was shook this whole week through the Embeddeds. She looked shook as fuck

>>75859671

>why come i can't

American education

>>75859671
Have her nudes leaked yet?

>>75859671
box fetish

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>>75859670
it means she hasn't weighed in yet

>>75859696
Keep reading.

>>75859696
he can't even open his eyes

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post yfw when alvarez gets KO'd by diamond dustin

boys I have to close two jobs by this afternoon but I want to see the weigh ins, can someone take a few screenies and post them for me?

>>75859688
no but she did gymnastics in college and i'd pay for those tapes

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Joanna plz

>>75859719
back to bellator he goes

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>>75859700
kek

>>75859721
sorry super duper busy gotta go bye

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>>75856694
>GSP/Bisping isn't a money fight.

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>>75858070
Lawd have mercy the thicc is real

>>75859729
>BJJ black belt
>not a single finish in the UFC
>never competed in BJJ as a black belt

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75859734
come on dude lol you owe me one

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>its a my dumb casual friends act astonished when i say stipe will KO JDS and call me a moron episode

>>75859751
She would be the GSP of sw division if not for JJ

>>75859798
I'm using adblock without issues

>>75859821
nevermind thanks though

>>75859814
You're a moron. JDS isn't going to run into one of Stipe's counters.

BREAKING: Joanna out of fight via muffin

>>75859719
Would make me extremely happy tbqh. He wrestlefucked his way through 2 split decisions and then luckily clipped RDA. Then when he was supposed to deliver a great back on forth brawling fight he folded vs McConrad

Stupe looking Lean

STEEEPAY (246)

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>>75859853
i would literally believe it

Think I'm staying away from the Maia fight this time lads, he looked like shit weighing in. Alvarez, JDS, Frankie and Joanna are still mispriced.

lol to even get the win money when the other guy doesn't show up the ufc are fucking cunts

>>75859882
Isnt sweet potato some meme vegan substitute for a real muffin ? Akin to a tofu 3 steaks ?

>>75856797
>Rousey didn't do 800k and she returned a year after losing
Oh boy, here we go.
>UFC 190: Rousey vs. Correia - 900,000 PPV Buys
>UFC 193: Rousey vs. Holm - 1,100,000 PPV Buys
>UFC 207: Nunes vs. Rousey - 1,100,000 PPV Buys
>>75856840
>le dana's lies
OK KID

ariel literally just said coral springs florida

>>75859913
yes and no gluten is heart killing

>>75859927
is ariel on some other stream or something? i'v got luke thomas on mine

Coral Springs weighing in!

>>75859920
Yes, and? Bisping is still a negative draw. Even if GSP does 800k alone (which he won't, not after four years gone) Bisping would cut the buys down to 400k by virtue of being a cunt.