/heem/

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Where the fuck is the embedded

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PRIDE

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NEVER

For me it's Francis "The Predator" Ngannou

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DIE

>>75841976
Le cry for extra belts man

So, is Cody retarded? He basically picked his whole team based on who was born in the same general area as him, picked Seth "Badinski" as his first pick, made retarded fight picks, and whenever he's confronted or insulted, he just gets confused and violent.

Is the dude actually simple?

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your opinion on this tweet from a retired mma fighter?

>>75842054
He's going to fight gegard next you foolish croatian

I will never forgive Jacare Souza for having such a shitty Brazilian name that he brought this buttasspoop memespeak into this general.

>>75842052
He's not making the picks is he? I thought his TAM friends were doing it

>>75842054
>Tomorrow'a news
>Luke Rockhold: "I want to fight Jon Jones"

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>>75842060
It's not Jacare's fault autism exists and is rampant on /heem/

>>75842052
There's a reason he fights for a living an not conducting brain surgeries. Fighters are not typically very profound or intelligent people.

>>75842090
That post HAS to be fake news. I don't care how rich someone is, throwing down almost 20k on an MMA fight is asinine.

>>75842114
People do it all the time.

>>75842052
Yes, cody is as stupid as it come. He just brought his entire coaching staff to do the coaching. Thats why he sits in the stance sperging out

>>75842054
Rockhold is still a killer. He's been savagely heemed a couple times (one of which was TRTor), but the dude's finished all his UFC wins and is the ideal physical specimen for fighting. He'll be back in contention soon.

>>75842133
>One loss and people stop taking you seriously

Really hate casuals.

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>>75841976
based dana. fuck gsp

>>75842152
He got starched by an old man on 10 days notice. That'll follow him for a while. But amidst all the Bisking memeing, people forgot that /heem/ was calling Rockhold the next MW goat. Flavors of the month, I suppose.

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>>75842166
Yoel will be next MW GOAT

>>75842166
He was/isn't flavor of the month

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>>75842054
Childish bitter faggot

I've got my first fight coming up, lads. What color gloves should I get? I'm leaning towards white because I think they'll look good while I'm striking, but what do y'all think?

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If he took the fight seriously he would've subbed that duck again and the division would be great

>GSP/Bisping fight off, Yoel finally getting his shot
>Aldo soon to erase the """champion""" Max Holloway
>Germaine retiring soon w/ wmma FW title

All that remains is Conor coming back to lose to T-Ferg or Khabib (lol) to finally cleanse the UFC of all this mandrama and fake belts.

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>>75842182
He'd still be champ if he just pulled guard desu

>>75842114
Nope. Happens all the time. Come over to the sportsbook area of a casino next time you go to vegas.

>>75842182
>i-i'm a fucking s-samurai...

Will Yoel be underdog against Bisping?

>>75842133
He's still a top fighter, absolutely. He can damage people so fast, it's kind of nuts. Problem is, he's a cocky fucker and seems to not take dudes seriously and gets fucked up because of it.

I'd give Rockhold a shot against anyone, but I'd also give anyone a shot against him, just because of the risk of him deciding to be a dumbass.

>>75842197
Just go with black. Its your first fight

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Megan Anderson (6' tall) is dating Tim Elliott (5'7" tall). Lanklets eternally blown the fuck out

>>75842234

Yoel -400
Bisroid +250

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>>75842262
>Megan Anderson (6' tall) is dating Tim Elliott (5'7" tall)

Oh my, lanklets on eternal sudaka watch.

>>75842262
No, it's because normal-sized men don't want to date freakish giraffe women. Freaks gotta date freaks.

>>75842306
This. Being tall is not a good feature in a woman.

>>75842306
>>75842343

Cope harder my guy

>>75842306
>not wanting children that are guaranteed Tall

>>75842363
>having weak genes

>>75842363
>not being so tall that your children are guaranteed tall no matter what

>>75842235
Rockhold vs. Gegard would be a fucking banger for all the reasons you listed. Both guys are very confident in themselves and actually have the athletic prowess to back it up. Hopefully Luke's last L will pound a little more discipline into him.

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just a lil heeminder

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>>75841976

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
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5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
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6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
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6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75836594

News:

>Dana: Bisping vs GSP is off, Romero will get a title shot
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/dana-white-michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre-title-fight-off-yoel-romero-gets-next-shot

>Choi-Fili added to UFC 214
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/after-fight-of-the-year-loss-dooho-choi-meets-andre-fili-at-ufc-214-in-anaheim

>Jessica Penne flagged by USADA, despite being on 3 fight losing streak
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/10/15620052/jessica-penne-flagged-by-usada-for-prohibited-substance-after-re-analysis-of-sample

>MVP injured
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/10/15618690/knee-injury-forces-michael-page-out-of-next-weeks-bellator-179-event

>>75842306
>normal-sized men don't want to date freakish giraffe women

Lanklets will always be mental manlets.

>>75842440
Thank you based OP

>>75842452
Manlets will always be actual manlets.

>>75842001
211 is cancelled

So what happens to gsp, is he never fighting again or..?

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>>75842225
You're making yourself sound like a fruit, just stop it Luke

Which foreign UFC fighters hide their English tech?

I seriously believe Silva has hidden his English abilities all this time

I called it that Dana was going to make Bisping fight Romero but nobody payed any attention or gave me any (You)'s.

>>75842491
t.mental manlet

because you're a liar

Woodley is getting GSP?

>>75842542
No. Woodley is fighting in July

>>75842542
He's getting Conor

>>75842437
Is punching power actually stored in the glutes? Woodley's ass is huge.

>>75842535
t.actual manlet

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>tfw BASED Bisping tells Dana to fuck off and waits for GSP

>>75842575

All power is generated from the ground up.

>>75842588
This guy is so scared of Romero.

>>75842588
>Dana has to interim Yoel and Rockhold

Bisgod one step ahead

>>75842588
That was before Dana announced fight is off, Bisping BTGO

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>>75842588

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Better to vacate your belt than to get heemed in round 3

>>75842306
>>75842491

Who are you kidding, you'd fuck anything that draws breath, you desperate goof, you.

>>75842588
Lol he is shaking and quivering. No money fight for you Bisroid.

>>75842306

>6'0 is a giraffe

Holy shit, dockie is that you?

>>75842627
>projecting this hard

Manlets are nature's clowns.

>>75842609
Who wouldn't be? I don't see how Bisping beats him, unless he manages to outwork him for 5 rounds of boxing while avoiding a wrestlfucking or a Cuban Missile.

I just hope you all know that your awful personalities are the reason women avoid you, not your height.

>>75842665
Oh, I know. I'm just saying, some people here don't get laid because of their awful personality AND their height.

>>75842691
I refuse to let any woman get close until they prove they can pass my guard, close distance, utilize energy efficiently, and not chase the knockout by headhunting.

does gsp really care that this fight got cancelled? bisping is the one who got hosed here. georges is going to fight when he fights and sell out some canadian venue + 1m ppv buys

>>75842725
We'll yeah. You can't let them get close.

>>75842747
Yes he really wanted the fight, Bisping is an easy second belt for him

>>75842747
GSP is fine retiring on his endorsement bucks and hunting for cryptids in the wilds of Canada, this was just a publicity stunt to maybe get a cheeky paycheck out of the Money Fight era the UFC is going through.

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who is this semen demon?

>>75842788
that's mandy moore, she's a huge fite fan(tm)

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for real tho, who is this semen demon?

New embedded
https://youtu.be/NrZcBH1TqYk
https://youtu.be/NrZcBH1TqYk

ZANE SIMON!

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>>75842894

>>75842889
Wouldeat

>>75842920
Just watch it bro, you'll thank me later.

>>75842626
Did Werdum got in the just tier already?

>>75841976
the wgaf collection

>>75842954
That will be after overeem heems him

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>>75842939
might be 2thicc

Picks?

>>75842977
Fuckman why did you have to show me this

>>75842977
nice and flowey

Schaub 1,2,3

>>75842954
HW has too many talented standup guys for him to stay on top for long.

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For sure I'm a nightmare match-up for Brock Lesnar

Is Pongo Schubert a good fighter?

>>75842965
Overhorse has a fucking glass chin and zero fortitude, the guy just quits the fights on the smallest sight of getting beaten (see miocic fight).
Unironically speaking Werdum can finish him but both of them are rushing to the just tier, HW is doomed for sure.

>>75842440
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/dana-white-michael-bisping-vs-georges-st-pierre-title-fight-off-yoel-romero-gets-next-shot

wew when did this happen

thank god we avoided this awful "moneyfight".Bisping is totally fucked this time

>>75842588
he said he was hurt anyway, danas a dummy

>>75843074
Last night

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>>75842992
she has a porn name too
>Jade Shell

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>>75842747
>1m ppv buys
yeah, no

>>75843026
>>75843056
Being rude isn't funny or cool.

>>75843096
>Sharapova will never triangle choke you

GSP is fighting for the belt at 155 against Conor instead.

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>>75843121
how the fuck is he making 155?

>>75843150
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/26/12025798/georges-st-pierre-says-he-could-easily-fight-at-lightweight-in-ufc

>>75842122
Why the fuck would you bet 19k on the Barbarian, though? Anyone who's laying that kind of pipe pays attention to the matchup.

>>75843160
this is just bs he said to stop people saying he was ducking Anderson all those years

>>75842262
Pics or get the fuck out. She's clearly a lesbian.

>>75843160
and people say they can heem every here but we know thats bullshit with me around

>>75842894
Thanks la

>>75843179
she has tim's baby on her instagram and snapchat all the time. she hangs out at his house with him and his baby alone on instagram and snapchat all the time.

also, she mentioned having a boyfriend back in australia when she was in america temporarily before moving permanently. i'll find the clip if you want. its from years ago

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fuck bros I'm so hyped for maia masvidal and edgar rodriguez

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>>75843229

>>75842588
send Whittaker to headkick his cheekbone in.

>https://youtu.be/I2UjLlqh1I4
does joanna look shook to any here? 0:26

>ATT has 9 fighters on UFC 211

>>75843217
He's a beard.

If Dana actually concedes to the fanbase and gives Romero title shot I'll eat my hypothetical hat

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>>75843269
if that were true they would make their relationship more public m8

>>75843240
>HoodieCHAD's brother in the background

>>75843240
>sweet potato muffin

is it any good?

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>>75843325

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>>75843217
N-n-no!

she's mine!!!

>>75843325
>>75843344
Poor fella, now everyone will keep bullying hoodiebro

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>>75843240
>dat succ

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>>75843350
>she

>>75843358
what bullying? he's /ourguy/

>>75843379
Has he Oster since it was apparent it was him or he's just gone anon?

>>75843379
>>75843391
Posted*

Can't believe that one cody fan an herod

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>>75843325

>>75843428
Why is Joanna shilling sextoys, Polebro?

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>>75843451
Cause there's market for it

>>75843451
>>75843461
Because her man isn't do the job. Claudia said so, I believe her

>>75843423
no way, really?

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>>75843471
She's a cuckqean tho

>>75843526
How would you rate her? Solid 7/10?

>>75843229
Me as well, the whole card is stacked, and probably the spiciest prelims in recent memory.

>>75843404
I don't think he attentionfagged, no

>>75843561
We'll probably never hear from him again desu

>>75843548
5

>>75843526
>>75843471
This has already been discussed. Joanna knows her body is ideal for causing pain and achieving peak athletic performance, but isn't quality breeding stock. So she finds more voluptuous sloots to be bred by her hubby. This also insures she won't have to sideline her training to deal with maternity leave.

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>>75843548
A cutie patootie/10

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>>75843570
I think he still posts here, just doesnt need to call attention to himself.

he's really /ourguy/

>>75843574
If they're lucky they might have a Miesha Tate on their hands

Why are all the most gangsta fighters religious?

>>75843526
Is that her sis in the middle?Her face looks like her mom

>>75843598
That would guarantee the happy Yungjaychech family a healthy litter of at least 4 children.

>>75843598
I feel like I'm missing a reference here.

>>75843594
What's with you Burgers wearing shorts and hoodies ? It looks goofy as fuck

>>75843629
Not even memeing, but it's because poor people aren't smart and are more given to superstitions.

>>75843660
Miesha is perfect specimen for genetically modifying offspring

>>75842977
Dat footwork

>>75843594
Based HoodieCHAD

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just reallized there was no webms. you guys gotta step it up

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>>75843598
they will have half-reptile or centaur at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMp57bUzOB8

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>>75843645
Orange shirt and blue bra are her sisters, that blonde is some friend of hers, Idunno

>>75843693
WHO IS THAT BROWN BONER BARON ON THE RIGHT

>>75843693
Blue Bra's body is fucking 10/10. Joanna can't wait to watch her bf fuck her.

>>75843668
my arms get cold but my legs dont? its just comfy, get over it!

>>75843693
blue bra is FULL

>>75843693
The whole planet would be like this pic, in a perfect world...

>>75843693
black chick is 10x hotter than the rest of those chicks tho

e-excuse me /heem/

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>>75843723
>have perfect boobs genetics
>starve yourself for years so you end up with barely A cups

That belt must be precious to her

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>>75843723

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>>75843779
>sisters have identical genetics
she was always gonna be a goblin m8

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>>75843679
Tfw I'd rather shake hoodiebro's hand instead of Stipe's

>>75843774
Yes, but she's black, so she's imperfect breeding material compared to blue.

>>75843779
Joanna was born for fighting, Ewa was born for fucking. That's how the genetic dice were rolled, and they both should follow their respective paths.

>>75843796
hoodiegod is the best of us

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>>75843820
shoo shoo racist go from this place

>>75843820
But being female, they can breed the black out of her after only two or three generations.

>>75843820
fuck off weirdo

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>>75843834
That's Kasia, not Ewa
>>75843796
Can this be goof picture if Stipe wins ?

>>75843869
You're saying that's her twin? They look nothing alike.

>>75843869
No goof picture has to be HoodieCHAD if Stipe wins

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>>75843869
fighters on the card cant be the goof image. i want it to be this but im gonna take a vote in 40 hours

>>75843869
>chin gets deleted
didn't you see hoodiebro cover his shit up? high fight iq right there

PUT HOODIEGOD IN THE BANNER

>tfw have an exam tomorrow but just can't stop shitposting on /heem/

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>>75843869
lel at the filename
>tfw Stipeeeeeh is turning big time boy-tier but it feels like he's going to lose

Well, JDS is a nice guy too.

What undercard fight has the most potential to steal the show? For me it's Polo Reyes vs Vick.

>>75843931
Knight Skelleton

>>75843693
her sisters are cuter desu

>>75843893
I feel like it should be yoel/gsp/bisping just because it's topical right now

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>>75843893
Karolina has nothing to do with that card at all tho
>>75843882
Not all twins are identical silly billy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin#Dizygotic_.28fraternal.29_twins

>>75843693
>>75843952
the dark girl is the hottest there desu

>>75843931
Is that the Mexican who had that crazy fight with some korean?

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>>75843917
what subject

>>75843927
Isn't it great when two adult men don't make complete asses of themselves purely for the sake of "promotion" and instead just relish in the thrill of competition?

>>75843964
>Not all twins are identical
I bet you joanna thinks that wasn't the case, yeesh

>>75843995
wishes* that

>>75843978
'Tis the mexican. In the same way Marco Polo discovered brave new worlds and exotic cultures, Marco Polo Reyes will discover new ways to eat shot on the chin while pushing forward to heem goofs.

>>75843948
That fight could be great, but I see Skelly grinding him out. Hope not, though. Knight is the hero we need.

>>75843917
Heem your professor. That's the only lesson you need learn.

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>>75843964
how the fuck are they 29?

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>>75843927
I think Stipe got much better since their 1st fight ,which was a toss up anyways and JDS' chin got a little worse.
I think Stipe will win with ground and pound TKO

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>>75842262
I'm calling bullshit my dude.

Just looked through her instagram and couldn't find anything of her with Tim or his child.

Maybe I'm just not enough of an autist to dig as deep as you did though?

Found a few nice pics of her with Laura Sanko though, so I might as well say they're dating based on your ""standards"" of evidence.

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>>75844048
You mean they look old for 29 or young ?

>>75843961
>>75843964
yeah, karolina isnt spicy right now but i'll make more heads and have a vote

>>75844091
they look mid-30's, understandable for joanna but her sister aged like milk

>>75843983
consumer psychology, basically marketing theories
>>75844043
that would just be rude

>>75844076
yeah see thats the thing. I watch her instagram and snapchat stories every day. if you go watch her instagram story right now its just videos of her hanging out with Tim's daughter and Tim. It's literally always like that but she never actually posts them on instagram. I guess to keep their relationship on the low but just look at her instagram story right now and you'll see what im talking about.

Also, Sanko is married

>>75844063
Stipe should definitely wrestle more this time around. JDS has great TDD but if he can pull a Cain on him and grind him for 2-3 rounds, that'll make standing with him a much safer scenario. Stipe should NOT try to have a boxing match, he has good hands but JDS is on a different level.

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>>75844122
thats how all white people age my friend

>>75844145
>Stipe should definitely wrestle more this time around.

He went 1 for 17 in takedown attempts last go round.

Rewatched a couple Junior fights to get ready for this weekend. Anyone else find it weird that JDS, despite being a great kickboxer, occasionally throws that crazy Worldstar-tier looping right haymaker? He's just asking to get heemed by reaching like that.

>>75842114
Its more likely he had a chance to win 20k if Boetsch won rather than losing that much on a bet

>>75842262
Tim Elliott is married with kids. Beat it, get lost

>>75844254
>married
nope
>kids
just one m8 and megan is basically her step mom

>>75843978
yeah , that fight was for sure a FOTY contender.

Connor just picked Yair. Get in your bets before the line moves

>>75843978
Check it out on UFCFightPass.tv, only a few clicks away for $9.99/mo. Or whatever you Swedes use as currency, exchange rates may apply.

>>75842114
maybe it was some crazy parlay. as in he lost out on the money not that he lost it if that makes sense

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>>75844326
Goobs has a passion for meme kicks and despises wrestlefuckery, of course he'd pick Yair

>>75844144
instagram stories?

>>75844326
>Connor just picked Yair.

Mighty Meme picked PVZ to beat Joanna before the Rose fight.

>>75844297
>Despite all that, he despised being part of TUF 24 in a big way.
>“At the time, I was miserable,” Elliott told BloodyElbow.com’s The MMA Circus. “I was hungry the whole time. I left a house where I had a wife and a kid and started living with 16 guys who...
did they get divorced in the last few months?

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>>75844125
>His final exam isn't a grand prix
>Not a literally worthless degree

>>75844326
source?

>>75844145
>Stipe should definitely wrestle more this time around.

he did go for plenty of takedowns but only gassed himself out

>>75844452
Submitting your professor is a much better choice than heeming him, that way he can sign your grade after you've asserted your dominance

>>75844652
>>75844184
I was thinking more clinch work on the cage. Stipe would go for that single and then just give up in the first fight, and usually got caught on the break. He should stick to JDS like white on rice until round 4.

>>75844397
>>75844404
>>75844525
The absolute state of you goofs thinking i was talking about McBitch

Lmao @ ur life not knowing the PREMIER mind of mixed martial arts

>>75844712
I'm not sure he has the cardio to do it, his cardio isn't bad at all but its not Cain level.

*rubs chin*

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>>75844802
But Goobert is the PREMIER mind of mixed martial arts, just look at him in this picture, he has it all

>grandpa glasses
>crossed legs
>interlocked hands
>dorky sweater

>>75844907
That describes Brendan Schaub

>>75843893
Make it HoodieChad ffs, KK isn't even relevant here

>>75844907
I dont see earrings, headphones, or a beret

>>75844125
>consumer psychology, basically marketing theories

What makes people think studying this stuff in school is a good idea?

Lol Bisping still hasn't addressed the GSP situation I guarantee he won't fight Yoel or he would have started talking shit now

>>75845153
He'll just be stripped KEK

Connor on MMA VIVISECTION just picked Andrade by decision!

Free money of the century, anchor that parlay

>>75845153
Yoel is a cheater. Nobody should fight him.

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>>75845153
insiders say GSP is fat and needs 6 months to get fight ready and Bisbling is on board with waiting

>>75845206
Fuck off Canada, GSP greases I don't want to hear you're shit Adan

>>75845213
What makes you think I care about or would defend GSP?

He's French-Canadien. I literally don't give a fuck about him. I'm from BC; Rory is my boy.

>>75845240
Rory is known roider

>>75845240
Same i hate gsp hes boring as fuck to watch and a cheating juicer who bailed soon as USADA came in the picture. Fuck im

KICKIN' ASS IS TIMELESS!

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>>75845263
Rory fights on pure autism m9

>>75845328
Do you have that autism gif of Rory beating his chest?

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What´s up with GSP asking for an October date? What fucking schedule did he clear? I smell something shady. Maybe it was negotiation tactics.

>>75845409
It's simple Lucas, he was cycling off

Can Bisping admit he's scared of Yoel? Just vacate, retire, and let anderson and Yoel fight for the belt

It's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIG4HL37X3M

Why do all male European UFC champions duck top contenders?

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Is DC the only champ that doesn't duck contenders like the rest of these bums? Yet nobody respects him

>>75845543
The dry humping. That shit is hard not to boo

>>75845489
>within 40 views

take a bow

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>>75845153
How can people claim to follow the sport yet have no idea how the UFC works?

I mean, you realise for the fight to be made, Bisping has to sign the contract? You realise he has to have been sent this contract? And for Dana to say they're fighting he'd have to agree to the terms? How dense can you be?

>>75845543

Here are the UFC champions willing to fight contenders

Stipe
DC
Woodley (although begrudgingly)
Aldo
Cody
DJ
Nunes
JJ

Literally everyone but Bisping and Conor

yair has a god tier ottermode body

>>75845489
It's gonna break my heart seeing JDS get busted up. He bleeds so easy.

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>>75845489
How have the Embedded's been lads? Not been watching them

>>75845641
Naw man, he's fuckussed.

>>75845662
pretty shitty and boring. joanna is shook tho

>>75845662
/heem/ was in the first one
stipe's shenanigans have been pretty funny
JDS still the nicest guy in the sport
both of the women are boring as fuck

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Who really wants another gay juiced brazilian champion? I´m not particularly fond of Joanna but she is still the much better choice.

>>75845478
>anderson

Back to your home mandrama >>>/asp/

>>75845543
I respect DC but we've all known all along that he was just borrowing the belt from Bones

Andrade is kinda cute with makeup and favorable lighting.

what was GSP's endgame? why would he accept a fight they were aiming for july and then try to delay it (for no apparent reason) until october?

>>75845707
ta anon
If I'm bored I'll go through them or something

>>75845677
The comments for this latest one has someone saying Andrade is the biggest threat to JJ's title. Complete asinine stuff you read there. I think JJ isn't doing her mind games because she's been friendly with her. Andrade herself says she's not a more complete fighter than JJ, but the thing is she's a big girl and can sort of bullrush to win

>>75845543
You don't need to duck anybody at AKA, your chronic injuries will do that for you.

>>75845766
I particularly liked him saying "I've completely cleared my schedule so we can fight... in October"
lel

>>75845777
joanna almost got finished by grandma. shes getting KO'd bad screenshot this

>>75845766
Tyron

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>>75845359
Not the gif. Is there a gif?

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lads... masvidal v maia is in T W O days !!!!!!

I am so fucking H Y P E

>>75845855
>tfw mom finally gives you tendies

>>75845753
What's so wrong with wanting to watch anderson get cuban missle'd or witness anderson enter the matrix again?

Who are the most disliked champs in their division's respective histories? As I see it:

>HW
Werdum
>LHW
DC
>MW
Bisping
>WW
Tyron
>LW
Either Benson or Conor. BJ is a popular antiboy on /heem/ though
>FW
Probabvly still Conor, unless you consider Holloway a champion
>BW
Barao? Did anyone even care?
>MM
Mighty Mouse is both the most loved and most hated, being the only one. Alpha & Omega.

>>75845896

is that an xev bellringer joke

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>>75845873
should a snoozer for sure

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>>75845932

its unfair how hot she is

>>75845873
I'm moderately fucking pumped. Not a single fight I'm not interested except maybe those two featherweight whos on the prelims. I'll make some food during that probably.

Speaking of, what's this shit about the prelims being on FX? What's that all about?

>>75845967
>Not knowing Jason Knight

Step your game up.

>>75845760
I think its also how light she is. Her face is more feminine now, still a long ways

>>75846000
*pushs in sunglasses*
nigga. nigga. I know Spice Knight. I was referring to

>Jared Gordon vs. Michel Quinones

Skellington Knight is right after.

>>75846066
I have high hopes for knight. I want him to do well and get into the top 15.

>Not a single fight I'm not interested

Really? Even the Casey vs Aguilar one?

>>75845609
If Bisping refuses the fight Dana will hopefully strip him.

>>75846303
Oh, I'm skipping that chunk of the show. FightPass isn't canon.

*rubs dick*
Excuse me...

>>75845909
>Barao? Did anyone even care?
Yes casual he was being hailed as the #1 P4P fighter

>>75846206
What's he doing lads

>>75845489
Wow Steepay is so quirky xD

Can we get serious for a second? Who do you like the most as far as women fighters in the UFC?

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Is this the worst main event the ufc ever put on?

>>75846546
>Can we get serious for a second?
What, you weren't?
/heem/ is only for serious discussion between true MMA intellectuals.

>>75846595
Yes.

>>75846595
206 because of the stipulations surrounding it.

>>75846595
t.casual

>>75846708
Mate Holloway/Pettis for an interim belt is way, way, way better than Holm/Correia as main event.
Stipulations don't mean shit, both guys could be 20lbs overweight and it'd be a better matchup.
It's not even the same ballpark, get real lad

>>75844401
wow, you must not have friends at all

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>>75846595

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>>75846790

>>75844144
I didnt see anything in that instagram story to suggest they are dating.

>>75846835
>>75846790
What?

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>>75846860
posting dog shit main events

paige canzant, really

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>>75846595
Um

top kek on the Jessamyn "The Gun" Duke tattoo placement

>>75846889
Oh, honestly none of the ones you posted are worse than Holm/Correia

>>75846930
but ronda is worse than holm
checkmate atheist

>>75846895
It´s still better than Holly "Woosh Sheesh KIAI" Holm on a three fight losing streak vs Bethe Correia.

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>>75846930
How about Amanda Nunes vs. Miesha Tate for the '''''''''''biggest ufc event ever'''''''''''

This Bethe event is in a 3rd world country

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>>75846998
Nope

Either way, who cares this much about main events?

>>75847022
Literally nothing wrong with Nunes and Miesha going on last.

The Brock vs. Hunt fight was a huge disappointment.

>>75846595
Holm-de Randamie could be the worst if there's never another WFW title fight.

>>75847022
Title fight.
>>75846981
Woah.

Seriously though Ronda was undefeated and a huge star in her own right, looking unstoppable. Holm is on a 3 fight skid and Bethe is coming off a fight where she literally punched herself in the face

>>75846895
Lol even this fight will be better than ush ash noncontact ugly lesbians fight

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sup heem

are you raedy for best card this year so far?

>>75847129
That fight was awful and you know it

anyone else excited for Tim Elliott vs Reddit?tim will smash

>>75846745
It's a good matchup but I don't like the interim shit, the fact that only one guy was eligible for the belt, the fact that they only did all that to begin with because they needed a belt at the top of the pay-per-view