/hoc/ - Generational Talent Edition

>rags

>>75815849
Why is his head so disproportionately large?

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>75815849
CANES WILL WIN THE CUP NEXT YEAR! CAP IT

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>rags

Rags posting is Reddit. They were objectively the better team LOOK AT THE STATS

Fuck your Reddit memes.

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IT WAS FORETOLD

>>75815849
Which airport do you think that is, my guess is Winnipeg. The Filipinos and carpeting were my clues.

>>75815882
>for three of the games we were the better team
>for the fourth we had pageau
-Karlsson

Just have been on a visit to /mlb/

holy shit is it dead

deader than here dead

>rags
>srag
>gsra
>agsr

>>75815889
To be fair Filipinos and tacky carpets are not exclusive to Winnipeg. They all over Canada.

>>75815892
mlb will be dead when the boomers drop

>>75815892
Duh its not playoffs

>>75815898
>>75815899
/hoc/ is not this dead even in the off-season

maybe it's the west coast timelines but then again there must be more posters from California cmon

>rags

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>>75815906
Im here i guess

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>tfw pongs unironically believe a 6'2 180 lb meth head that is playing at 2012 form when he gave up 8 goals a game to the flyers will win tomorrow against the best team in the league

>>75815935
I meant /mlb/ posters anon

>>75815935
>>75815935

Have fun getting BTFO lel,

>>75815906

It's 10 PM PST (West-Coast) so 1 AM EST (East-Cost). No games on right now so everyone is either in bed or gone.

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Why is Finland so much better at hockey than everyone else?

>>75815950
oh okay. that explains it
btw it's 7am here, I would be asleep if I didn't pull through the night

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>>75815950
Im already prepared
>>75815944
Oh yeah well im a braves fan but no one cares about baseball till august

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>>75815952

If digits, Vatanen scores the GWG tomorrow

>>75815909
Does "on ice" really just mean that he was on the ice when the game ended? Or is it that he was on the ice when the GWG was scored?

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This is how we celebrate victory

>>75815897
Cyeg for sure.

>>75815967
If digits rakell does it instead
>>75815969
We on ice when gwg was scored

>>75815887
Guaranteed whoever saw that cloud was some Deadmontonian troglodyte stoned off his ass. Pretty cool picture though

>>75815937
was he really a meth head?

>>75815970
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPFFFF

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>>75815937
>mfw craps lose game 7 AGAIN on home ice AGAIN to the penguins AGAIN

reminder to never put a frog in your goal

>>75815965
We're not dead yet Duckbro

>>75815970
>you will never celebrate a hockey championship with 80 drunk Finnish men in a fountain and 1 Finnish cute with no underwear on

Why do I even get out of bed?

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>>75816004
At this point im keeping my hope to a minimum. I cant be let down by this """team""" again. Ive been to every game 7. Ironically i cant afford it this year but live within eyesight of the pond.

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>>75815965
>>75816004
>tfw you want a preds/ducks WCF
Please win so the McDavid meme will stop

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Don't mind me, I'm just dragging my team to the ECF

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>>75816014
Come here and join us when we win the championship later this month

pic related is essential preparation for celebration

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>>75816038
After the clothes are off, you just run to the fountain

>>75816030
Reminder that the oilels would have been swept without severe ref help

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>>75816043
Then just party

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Please do not engage or interact with Finnish people.

It will only do harm.

>Ottawa is the only canadian team in the past 20 years ro reach the conferance finals three times

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>>75816059
Jesus, you people are as degenerate as Hongcouver. Must be the oriental genes.

>>75816068
>The impoverished hovel of Kanada

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>Oilers, Preds, Sens and Caps all in the Conference finals.

>>75816118
>oilers

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>>75816117
Canada is to the NHL what Finland is to international hockey

Cup Final is tomorrow between Pens/Caps - yes/no?

>>75816146
yes

>>75816146
no

I live in a remote part of Montana in a tiny cabin with my wife and our 2 kids. I was born on the same land just 100 feet away in my parents cabin, and my father and his father have all spent our entire lives on a nice plot miles away from anything. It's so beautiful and even though we don't get tv or internet I wouldn't trade it for anything. It's pretty amazing living off the land and sustaining ourselves. For the few things we can't make ourselves we usually make a trip into the nearest town about this time every year. It's so strange to see how much everything changes in a year yet everything is always basically the same. I've been going for almost 20 years now, the last few times by myself since Dad had his accident. He does alright but these trips would take too much out of him, it's better he just rests.

The first thing I do right when I get into town is head straight for the bakery. Mom makes a mean pie but there's something about this small town bakery that I look forward to every year. Growing up Dad and I would spend the night in a little motel and just eat piece after piece before loading up supplies and heading back out to the homestead. I still can't believe its just me here now.

There's just one more thing I always do when I come into town but I just can't find it this year and I'm afraid it's gone and I've missed it. Since I only check the internet once a year in May I don't know. I can't imagine going back home and seeing Dad in his bed when he asks me the question, I don't know if he'll make it another year and he'd be devastated if I didn't find the answer. I can't go back without it but maybe you guys can help. Just one question: is it too late to

>rags
?

>people think the Ducks won't choke at home again

>>75816128
Not even mad, Karlsson is a beast for Canada's team right now, Swedish posters can't even hurt me.

What would be funnier: another Ducks game 7 choke at home or another historically bad three-goal collapse by Edmonton?

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>>75816146
snes have the power of memes on their side

They are truly unbeatable at this point

>>75816178
the second option cause it would be way more unexpected and hilarous

Wait did someone in the last thread say lundtantrum was likeable? Lol

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>>75816096
Finland is actually the last bastion of the white race. We are the whitest people on the planet and once all the other previously white places like usa, canada, sweden, uk, germany are lost to muslims, all the white people will take shelter here against muslims and slavs and asians.

>>75816118
Literally nothing wrong with that at all. Rags are done, if the Pens lose tomorrow then all of the bad guys lost. It's all downhill from there.
>no Boston
>no L.A.
>no Reddithawks
>no Rags

The best playoffs in years

>>75816192
Mongol shitposter please go. Build another wall around your country and inbreed yourselves another host of Finnish Heritage Diseases.

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>>75816180
Snes are friends. They are also good friends. They are the only Canadian /goodguys/ left in the ploffs.

Strong friendship goes far in sport.

>>75816146
Based ovi is going to lift lord Stanley

>>75816175
I don't want to hurt you. And you're right, Ottawa is Canada's team

>>75816202
Don't be mad it's not my fault your country will be 50% beaner in 20 years.

The Regina Pats are Canada's team.

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>>75816206
was this pic when kadri went crazy and got beat up by that guy with mace in parliament?

>>75816226
I'll pat your regina

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>>75816212
>Alexander Ovechkin, come get the Stanley Cup

>>75816224
Better than being even 1% Finnish, you genetically rotten fuck.

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>>75816146
pens only let craps back in the ceres to game 7 so ovi's heartbreak would be amplified 1000%; its revenge for the crops trying to abort crosba

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>cant sing lyrics of Star Spangled Banner without accompaniment
>can sing O Canada in my sleep
Am I a cuck? O Canada is pretty easy, but I get jumbled without a band for my anthem.

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>>75816234
Eat shit fatty

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>>75816227
KEK can always count on burgers to bring fucking racist comedy to every thread

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how do I get a Finnish gf?

>>75816258
I'd hate to deprive Finland of its national delicacy.

>>75816277
Step 1: Abandon your dignity

>>75816178
why can't we have both?

>3-0 lead
>Ducks tie it in last minutes of 3rd
>Oilers win in 3rd OT

>>75816275
The Toronto Maple Leafs were in Ottawa that day. It reaklly makes you think.

>>75816289
Oilers winning isn't a collapse, it's survive

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>>75816278
Too bad you don't hate to deprive your fridge from soda bottles

Ducks aren't winning, they haven't scored first all series

>>75816244
probably. but Oh Canada is a simpler anthem so its easier to remember not to mention it has some rhyming scheme and the lyrics follow the flow of the music making it easy to remember. The star spangled banner is more complex.

I can sing both, and usually sing the American anthem, but I have a lot of family south of the border.

>>75816281
done

what now?

>rags

Guys

Guys

Say it with me

>rags

>>75816294
My fridge has never had a soda in it, you Olli Jokkinen doppelganger.

>>75816304
learn how to survive being stabbed.

build up your tolerance by stabbing yourself with smaller knives.

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>>75816311
rags

>>75816304
Step 2: Abandon your standards and desire to fraternize and fornicate with women capable of even base human decency

oh this is such a happy day

>rags

>>75816301

Ducks scored first in games 1 and 3

>>75815892
most of /mlb/ is east coasters/midwest
it's not dead

>rags

>>75816118
death to the deadmonton coilers

3/4 worthy cup holders at least though

>You will never relive the 2014 SCF again
>The shitposting will never be this intense again

Why bother?

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>>75816303
Thanks for the blog post there faggot, what else do you know about anthems

>>75816303
I guess that's it. Although I don;t like when they do the french shit in O Canada. I actually cried in rage in 2010 when they did that shit in Vancouver

>>75816330
it's fucking deeeeaaaaad

>Finland makes a few posts
>same autists start sperging out again
Played like a fiddle

>>75816360
well it's may and everyone's gone to bed

>>75816226
>Regina
>Winning the WHL finals

That's not happening mate

>>75816277
I actually had the chance to fuck a cute blond Finnish girl once at a party, she wanted the sausage too. But I blew it and she fucked some greasy skid with dreadlocks and a lip ring instead. My opinion of the entire Finnish race was lowered after that.

I actually want Edmonton to win the cup f a m

>>75816386
i want edmonton to win the cup, because pens have won enough, and the other 3 teams are no-cupers.

and analslime is well exactly as you'd assume

>>75816357
You do realize that the french lyrics are actually the original lyrics. also they're pretty based.

O, Canada! Land of our forefathers,
Thy brow is girt with glorious flowerlets.
For thy arm knows how to bear the sword,
It knows how to bear the cross.
Thy history is an epic
Of the most glorious exploits.
And thy valor, tempered with faith,
Will protect our hearths and our rights!
Will protect our hearths and our rights!

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>rags

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>>75816415
>the french lyrics are actually the original lyrics. also they're pretty based
i never knew they had internet in hell, pierre. whatre your thoughts on your not-son running the country, cuck?

>>75815889
That is Edmonton airport, I was just there

>>75815970
me on the left

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>rags

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We always have n-next year...

KING

>>75816468

Lundpads is the only reason you're competitive desu. Wouldn't count on ever winning.

>>75816480
Stop bullying rags. Haven't they suffered enough?

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>>75816480

Preds Snes SCF please

>>75816489

At least you get to laugh at Slovakia and Slovenia lel.

>>75816488

Stop losing to frogs.

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>rags

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>>75816519
Fire this fat fuck

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>>75816399
The ducks won a cup over Ottawa

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>>75816526
>not supporting the best czech not named jagr
You deserve the pain.

>>75816526
>its vigneaults fault overpaid trash like nash don't score

>>75816534

You're about to lose to the Oilers lel

>>75816541
then fire the fucking GM. Also AV put in Staal and Holden which cost us the series

>>75816549
>nash
>those soft goals let in by lunpads
>cant score during 4 min pp
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nash
>its vigneaults fault

>>75816537
Is it too late/early to get into Debbies? I personally don't like Flyers, and am indiferent to shit like San Jose or St. Louis
>>75816549
yeah it's AVs fault we don't have fucking defense/he gives time to the wrong Ds.
Also PP is a thing he could've improved by proper training
and why do they keep Nash when he's been shit for years now?
true that Hank has a real problem with his psyche. He always lets us down in the critical moments. His biggest enemy is his mind

>>75816566
meant for
>>75816556

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>>75816566
I was just memeing, my Czech friend. Follow whichever team has your countryman. Detroit has your best goalie, Mrazek. San Jose has Hertl.

But the Devils had Elias. The best forward not named Jagr. And then they have Zacha. The future of Czech hockey. Why not follow them?

>>75816353
Literally this, watching the Kangz meme their way to three game 7's only to sweep the rags in the end in 5 games was top tier bantz, only thing that came close was 2011 Game 7 SCF when the Sedin Sisters shit the bed and got Tim Thomas'd

>Friendly reminder it was 3-0

>Friendly reminder that you should be thankful to Alec Martinez and Nick Leddy for silencing Reddithawks fags from potential "muh repeat champs" shit posting

Caps have a chance to do that too later today, we'll see.

>>75816592
I'll probably follow all the teams with Czechs and decide which one I like the most. I followed the Rags because of memories of Jagr and Nedved, Rozsival but idk. We'll see start of the next season, if the Rangers won't pick themselves up I'll probably ditch them.
P.S. I don't wanna be a filthy bandwagonner though

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>>75816604
>I followed the Rags because of memories of Jagr
You know that Rangers fans treat Jagr like Canucks fan treat Messier, yes? It's not favorable.

If you don't want to be a "filthy bandwagoner," you need to pick either San Jose for Hertl, Detroit for based Mrazek, or, as I suggest, Devils for Zacha.

>>75816160

Not at all, in fact you picked the perfect day to

>rags

>keep getting connection error
wtf

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>>75815849

It is always nice to wake up into day and find out that
>rags
have been eliminated.

>>75816566
i think that vigneault is probably the 3rd/4th person on the blame list. lundqvist let in a really soft 2nd goal, kreider left karlsson all alone in front of the net on the 3rd goal which killed all their momentum, and then you have your """"top"""" forwards like dick rash who have only had 2 points all series. you can't just use the coach as an escape goat. that's what the canucks did with vigneault and it didn't fix anything, they went to pure shit after firing him

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>>75816626
It's always nice to wake up into day and find out that
>stupid stinky retard ugly mongol
is gay

>>75816614
Why though? Is it because he switched a lot of teams?
>>75816630
okay, maybe you're right. But then we'd have to fire literally 3/4 of the current roster.

>>75816636
the rags core is becoming stale if not already, not to mention lunpads will be 36 next year

>>75816642
tell me something I don't already know

>>75816636
Are you asking why the Rangers don't like Jagr?

It's because they did what they did with players like Richards, Gaborik or Nash. They overpaid for a "star."

Jagr didn't do well with the Rangers. In fact, he played poorly. Poorly enough that he left the NHL and played in Russia.

And then he came back. He came back to play for Philly. He did okay. Then he played for Boston and played well until the Playoffs. Then he came to us, in New Jersey. And he played VERY well. Had a 60 pt season. And he got his payday in Florida.

But the Rangers don't like Jagr because he didn't play well there. It's why he left the NHL. The Rangers have this problem.

>>75816659
He was good though. Broke many records in regular season. Brought them to playoffs even though that seemed impossible

>rags
Poor Lundpads

>>75816697

>Trusting the >rags ever

his fault desu

>>75816226
DELETE THIS
t. Mark from Moose Jaw

After tonight, Lundqvist has tied Glenn Hall for 5th all-time in playoff losses with 65.

Who has more historical dislike of Jagr?
Pittsburgh or >rags fans?

>tfw 2010 olympics was the golden age of hockey on /sp/

/hoc/ is good, but the bantz during 2010 was amazing

>>75816777

Vancouver's cup run was better tbqh

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>>75816777
good times

>you will never play hockey in 4D like Gary

>>75816869
The 4th dimension is the only one Gary can actually skate in

The time of shit goaltending is over for the stars.
Prepare yourself for finally non-finnish goaltending

>>75815849
Bros I just got skates two sizes too small and I don't give a FUCK

...
>rags

>>75816919
It's the only one he needs to skate in

>>75816932
You want them smaller than your normal shoe size.

>>75816923
>Benjamin B. Igshit

Time for yuro /hoc/. Good morning lads.

>rags

Why don't native english speakers ever use the word forenoon?

>>75816995

God morgen Bjorn

>>75817021
God morgen, Shane. Legg deg nå, så du er uthvilt til i morgen.

>>75817017
same reason we don't go around "prithee"-ing people. It's dumb and old.
Just use "morning."

Also, happy pongs elimination day.

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>>75817027

Jeg er våken om natten venn. Jeg har det bra.

>>75816995
>morning
Its closer to noon than morning, Norge

>>75817032
Lol, no. In that case, why do you use the word afternoon? With your logic that word is just as dumb and old. I guess you could just say evening instead.

We use the swedish word for it all the time and find it quite useful.

What is even the Scandi name for "noon"? We only have "formiddag" (fore-midday) and "ettermiddag" (after-midday), but "middag" (midday) just means dinner and is usually eaten in the afternoon.

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>rags

>>75817050
In english forenoon means pretty much exactly the same thing as morning. For whatever reason, people in ye olden 19th century stopped saying forenoon very much, so now it sounds weird.

you'll just have to wait for someone to bring it back in style.

In contrast, everyone has always called afternoon "afternoon," so it remains popular.

>>75816995
Will Zuccarello come and help you at skoda cup?

>>75817073
"noon" in a thick swedish-chef accent.

>>75817073
The word middag literally means "mid day". It's in later years it has become a word used for the meals that you eat in the afternoon/evening.

>>75817073
Morgen
Formiddag
Middag
Eftermiddag
Aften
Nat

"Middag" is litterally noon in Danish

>>75817073
Keskipäivä :D

>>75817087
Fake news media says no, but idk.

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>rags

>>75817083
I'm not saying you're wrong. You should know it better than I do. But to me it just sounds so wrong calling anything between 9 am and 12 pm morning.

>tfw I will never be an NHL star and bring back the word by using it all the time
Feels not good

>>75816971
What about 3.5 sizes smaller m8 because that's what I wear

>late night /hoc/

fuggggg :DDDD

Would the preds to better against the oilers or ducks?

Would the snes do better against the casps or pens?

>>75817089
>>75817094
Never heard anyone use 'middag' for 'noon' desu. I think we just skip from forenoon to afternoon.

>>75817120
Me neither, the word has changed meaning.
We mostly do as you say. And when we want to point out noon more exactly we'd just say "twelve" or something like that.

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>rags

>>75817114
It's actually noon

>>75817117
Oilers

Caps

>>75817117
>Would the snes do better against the casps or pens?

who cares, pongs need to go ASAP

it's more important than who win's Chun Lee's cup

Pongs will win tbdesu.

>>75817155
Pongs will be so butt blasted when they lose. Their fans and beat writers will metaphorically murder the caps for all the injuries to important pongs.

>>75817117
ducks. they're not as young, nor as fast as the oilers

but then again the ducks are more experienced. tough choice desu

>>75817165
Burakovsky dubs confirms that they won't ;^)

>>75815889
>my guess is Winnipeg

definitely not winnipeg because filipinos dont actually live in winnipeg.

obviously vancouver.

>>75817175
Playoff experience is the most overrated meme in sports desu.

Concerence finals:
Snes v Caps, Caps in 7

Ducks v Preds, Ducks in 5

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>>75815969
>yfw u realize +/- is just a numerical way of saying "on ice"

yes anon, it's a thing

>>75817192
not really, some players are notorious for firing up during the playoffs

>>75815937
>unironically thinking the Penguins will do anything but repeat

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Picture Related : the greatest player to currently be playing hockey on any stage, at any level, in any league currently in the World.

>>75817214
And as an American I have no idea who that person is. He could be anybody.

In fact, I have absolutely no interest in that person whatsoever, based on a first glance.

>>75817214
him and anderson are carrying the sens so fucking hard because the rest of the team are literal whos. its pretty impressive

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>R

>>75817214
Not Bulju.

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>>75817222
>being this butthurt about the
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags

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>>75817228
bulju might not be as good, but admittedly his memeishness has already surpassed karlsson's

>>75817117
Regular season stats.
>Nashville vs. Edmonton:
>2 wins
>1 shootout win
>0 losses

>Nashville vs. Anaheim
>1 win
>1 loss
>1 shootout loss

>Ottawa vs. Washington
>1 win
>2 losses

>Ottawa vs. Pittsburgh
>1 win
>1 shootout win
>1 loss

>>75817214
GREAT post my friend

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>>75817214

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>>75817214
>not mark stone

>>75817238
wtf i'm supporting oilers now

Bob McKenzieVerifierat konto @TSNBobMcKenzie 7 timför 7 timmar sedan
By my count, @ErikKarlsson65 played 6:27 of final 8:14 tonight. His performance since final week(s) of reg season has been other worldly.

>>75817228
>>75817242
requesting Bulju meems from the "pizza incident"

>>75817233
I have no idea what you're talking about.

You must be a conservative.

https://twitter.com/btaplatt/status/862138983849086976

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>>75817250
:DD

>>75817201
That's true, but I think it has more to do with them finding extra motivation and enjoying big games more, not having a lot of experience in the playoffs. A completely inexperienced player may be more nervous than a player with some experience, but outside of that it's a meme imo.

>>75817253
literally unironically laugh out loud

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>>75817253

DAILY REMINDER FINLAND LOST TO SLAVS AND FROGS

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>>75817269

:DD

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>Bulju :D

Okay all the finns perkele vahvuuslaskenta so we can do head count :D

yks

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>>75817284

KAKS :D

>>75817269
It was actually a huge surprise that we did so well against Czech who had a much better team.

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It all makes sense now.

>>75817308
Marjamäki 4d hockey

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>>75817295
Kolme :D

>>75817295
Neli

>>75817214
Based Swede
Glad to see swedes perform desu

cum

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>>75817184
>filipinos don't actually live in winnipeg

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What is this weird feeling I have in my heart? I feel so light on my feet and the sun seem warmer and brighter.

Is this how h-happiness feel?

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>>75815849
how many times did Lucic have to pummel them with his large wooden club before they submitted and let go of that Golden Idol?

Am I too late to >rags?

>>75816232
Correction
>based karlsson come get the stanley cup

>>75816596
>sweeping in 5 games
Mexican intellectual right here

>Bishop + finnish goaltending
F

>>75817710
never too late for a cheeky
>rags

>>75817909
You must be new here

>Rægs : DDD

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They'll win the cup

Karlsson should get the Conn Smythe even if Ottawa don't make the finals

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are you going to watch
Yhdysvallat - ITA or SUI - BLR?

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>>75818045
Neither

>May 10th
>1° C
>been snowing all day

RIP summer

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Please, for the love of God, let us win against Slovenia, that's only thing I wish for my birthday. Whether we advance or not doesn't matter at this point, just win against Slovenia.

>>75818107
digits and we lose on OT

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>>75818116
Don't do this

>>75818122
so the game isn't going ot?

>>75818122
Repeating digits and Finland loses to Slovenia

Trips and Finland gets relegated and replaced by Hungary in 2018

>>75815862
hockey iq

>>75818130
2 - 4 Slovenia wins

>>75818030
Umm no sweetie

>>75818132
singles confirms cheers of winland later

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>>75818163

>rags

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Honestly good for the Senators they showed they really wanted it they wore their hearts on their sleeves the whole series while we acted like we didn't want to be there. We underestimated them and wound up with egg on our face.

We need to ditch AV though

Go win that Cup Ottawa you deserve it

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>tfw get to comfily enjoy two games 7 now that the Sens clinched their spot to the semifinals

>>75816197
Oilers will be the only bad guys left

I missed the >rags posting because of work

>>75818296
Sens just passed the semifinals you newfan.

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>>75818291
>A reasonable response on /hoc/

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>>75818318
>two rounds left
>they just passed the semifinals

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>>75818296
Mind if i join you small market bro?

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HOW CAN HE BE KANG

WITH NO RANG ???

>>75818328
>analslime
>small market

you cucks will say anything for pity

>>75818361
>Implying

>>75818325
First round: Quarterfinals
Second Round: Semifinals
Third Round: Conference Finals
Fourth Round: Stanley Cup Finals.
How new are you?
>>75818373
Nobody likes you.
Go watch Basebore.

>>75818328
Sure. As long as you promise me that >your team won't shit the bed in game 7 for once. I really want a '07 repeat

>>75818361
Leave him alone bud, he has to watch the Ducks in game 7........ at home...... after a 3-2 series lead....... lol

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>>75815872

>>75818389
Semifinals implies that the round after it is the final round of the bracket.

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>>75818392
I do too snes bro, but im not gonna get my hopes to high just to have the team not only lose but lose with no effort again. Who knows, maybe carlyle can game 7. I guess we'll see later today but im not expecting alot. I've seen this episode too many times.

>>75818407
This is a fake image.
There's no shit rolling out of her pants
>>75818408
Semi means half
2/4 is half.
The second round has always been the Semifinals

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>>75818412
>Carlyle in G7

>>75818412
>Down 5-1
>expect a legit win
Hopefully you lose 7-1 again like you deserve. Series should've been over two games ago.

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>rags

>>75818439
>>75818444
T. Ass mad oil niggers
Without huge refpuck you bastards would have been swept if you wanna talk how the series should have gone.

>>75818433
Then what do you call the third round? The threequarterfinals?

>>75817184
Flips live anywhere that fastfood or nursing jobs exist

>>75818458
>this retard actually believes this
Game 4 and 5 were won by refpuck you delusinal bastard.

>>75818464
Conference finals.
How new are you? They've always been called that. at least for the last thirty years.

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>>75818389
>>75818433
First round: 1/8 finals
Second Round: Quarterfinals
Third Round: Semifinals
Fourth Round: Stanley Cup Finals.

Are you new to sports?
The terms implies how many games there are

Pic related

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>>75818480
we're talking about the NHL
Go back to watching irrelevant hockey that no one cares about

>>75818475
I'm just applying your shitty logic that the second round is the semifinals because it's the second round out of four. See >>75818480

>>75818475
>>75818498
>Conference finals.
You're just mixing two different systems and try to keep term that mean the same thing by switching the definition of one of them.

The NHL themselves most often write:
>first round
>second round
>Conferance finals
>Stanley cup final

If you want to use the terms quarter- and semifinals you have to take away "second round" and "conferance finals", you can't just switch the definitions

>>75818502
>I'm just applying your shitty logic that the second round
Read my post again, because you're not

>>75818045
mountain jews vs melanin-deficient russia

>>75818498
>Go back to watching irrelevant hockey that no one cares about
Should I bring up that you don't care about your olympic golds the next time someone mentions them?

>>75818502
Seems this board is full of underage

It's been my entire time watching NHL since the mid nineties:
Quarter
Semi
Conference
Stanley Cup

Do people actually think 3/4 equals semi?
lmao. Christ.

>>75818525
>Do people actually think 3/4 equals semi?
>I've been watching the NHL since 20+ years, yet I don't understand brackets' naming convention

>>75818498
>>75818502
Just read up on it and you were right. Sorry. I misunderstood your explanation. I guess it makes sense for the NHL to write it this way --> >>75818525 instead of using the terms like almost all other sports do, since they start the playoffs with two different conferances split apart.

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>>75818525
story checks out
>>75818535
>>75818515
get rekted small sons

>>75818535
odd, because every tv broadcast said the same as me, and every fucking video game which you autists can relate to said the same thing.
I don't get why you're arguing this. It's been this way for a long time. Just admit you're wrong.
Quarterfinals are round one
Semifinals have always been round two
Conference finals have always been round three
Stanley Cup Finals have always been round four.
Christ

>>75818555
What do you mean get rekted? I've already admited that I was wrong ;^)

>>75818475
>Been so long since the oilers were in the playoffs they forgot the rules

>>75818555
THere you go.
Morons.
That wasn't even me who posted that.

>>75818571
we can still see your retarded post
>>75818581
dude. look up

>>75818555
I would like to add though that you have to write "conference quarterfinals" and "conference semifinals". Since it's only quarters and semis in relation to the conference final. It's not quarters and semis in relation to the whole playoffs. Which is why I didn't get the explanation at first.

>>75818555
>>75818560

I know how the NHL names the rounds. I'm just saying that the Conference finals and semifinals are the exact same thing because ultimately, the playoffs are about the Stanley Cup.

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>rags

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>>75818606
>>75818605
hahha
oh man
hahahaha
Jesus Christ
>yeah,i-i w-was wrong but see how i w-wasn't wrong
embarrassing desu

>>75818633
Admitting that I was wrong is a bad thing now?
What is wrong with canadians?

>>75818648
house prices

>>75818655
Oh, well I hope they keep going up you rude, rude people :(

>>75818633
Nice argument there faggot. You still haven't told me why it doesn't make sense to name the third round the semifinals since there's only one round left after that. :^)

>>75818648
You were trying to justify why you were wrong to make you look right
You were attacking me trying to make me look like an idiot and now you're trying to look like a victim
Kill yourself or go back to rleddit
No one want's anyone who knows absolutely nothing about hockey here. You belong on /rhockey

SLOVENIAN DOGS WILL BE BUTCHERED

>>75818661
sry bro