/heem/

Eugene

Gall bless
Curtis Blaydes bless

Had 3 cheesy cheddars myself last night

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WHY IS STIPE DUCKING SHTYRKOV?

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>>75774751

Horrible OP senpai, completely flavorless

Its a 'no' from me irmaõ

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>deleted
What did he mean by this?

>>75774808
The FBI is involved he doesn't want to get v&

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>>75774781

I had some Wendy's roast beef last night if you catch my drift

>>75774872
what did you mean by this?

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SUPER SAGE NORTHCUTT

lol mendes didn't gas

he bragged about his cardio as much if not more than anything

he did that fucking cardio event with paige vanzant on his back the week of the fight lol

he's just too damn small even for manlet conor

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natty GOAT

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>>75775059
Leave him to me

>>75775179
This does look amazing god damn

>>75775179
>calls himself an aldo fan
>can't even read portuguese

>>75775179
>>75775217
stupid big bready sandwich

when are you fighting big nose (lithuania)?

>>75775179
>>75775217
really does look like a gud boiga

>>75775217
>Diego and Jake

>>75775258
that sandwich is what people eat in heaven you ignorant fuck.

and lithuanias nose is cute. CUTE!

>>75775303
ya because conors fist sends them there

>>75775343
shouldn't you be training max?

>hey guys is le aldo and the burgers a maymay yet xD

Awful gimmick

>>75775534
t. bigg rigg

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Who is the non natty goat?

for me, Its vitor.

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>>75775059
>takes off his shirt
living the meme

HOL UP

WHERE RONDA ROUSEY FINE AZZ AT

>>75775059
why doesn't he take over for chuck norris and sell that worthless exercise machine

>>75775328
is this at a dance studio?

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>>75775534

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>>75775633
for me, its weidman

>>75775699
Pulse Night Club

You guys bored af

No ufc for three weeks killing us

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What could have prevented this?

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>>75775678

>>75775781
A concerned family member ending his drug abuse.

>>75775760
Lith bro, do you think with GSP saying he'll fight in November UFC will force Bisp'n to fight Yoelito before?

>>75775790
>tfw just fapped

feels bad m8

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>>75775781
>highimtom710

>>75775809
dude, its bullshit. gsp says he can make 155. they are working together to duck romero and woodley

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Is this natty?

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>>75775760

Famousposting is filling the void like an empty stomach after a Famous Burger© my guy

>>75775809
No idea

Latest news is Dana saying Bisping is ready and able to fight Yoel. It sounds like they will force the defence but it can be more empty promises talk to prolong the time until GSP Bisping does happen.

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I'm going to marry Tuss!

>>75775865
makes no fucking sense man, MW was my favorite Division before Bisping became champ

>>75775790
I want her to bully me

>>75775889
its bullshit, gsp doesnt want to fight, he wants an easy twink to wrestlefuck

>>75775890
you better bring it up on the next stud radio faggot, no backing down now. Redeem yourself Adan

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>>75775890
post her feet

Romero vs Diaz

Make it happen

>GSP vs bisping off cuz gsp wants more time
>bisping vs yoel
>yoel wins
>"eh fighting is like the stock market and right now deh stock is low. i will come back when deh stock is eyeher"

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>>75775978

>>75775059

Tarps off.

>>75775906
bisping is cancer. but seriously, there is no gsp bisping fight.

bisping keeps throwing out whittakers name, gsp kept mentioning maia before the bisping fight was announced.

gsp said he can make 155, and the stock market meme is bullshit because tyron sells just as much as bisping.

its really obvious at this point.

>>75775947
that cameraman is the king of subtlety.

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>>75776033
DKC2 for SNES > MMA

>Aldo vs Max unironically best fight of the year
>everyone talking about cheeseburgers

Really makes me think guys, If GSP/Bisping is happening in November with Yoel and Silva wanting interim belt but Dana said no. Why??? wtf is the plan? Yoel shouldn't have to fight anyone unless it's for the belt but he actually wanted to fight Silva for an interim belt to keep MW active. Silva saved UFC's ass at 200, imagine how shit it would be if Cormier/Silva didn't happen? I am so frustration bros

>>75776077
guy one punch ko'd vs guy who couldn't win when conor shattered his knee

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>>75776028
well let me put it this way: Bisping is ducking the entire MW division and GSP = WGAF. I hope that fight never happens, its fuckin stupid

>>75776077
Thatd be Fwonkie-Yair

>>75776077
everyone knows they are just keeping the belt warm for yair

>>75776102
>if yoel wins itll pretty much confirm wme = wwe if gsp skips the winner
>dana doesnt want a death in the octagon

>>75776102
>Why???
Because the UFC schedule the fights and they have chosen to make GSP/Bisping. It's a decision they've gone with and a decision they have to have faith in.
As a result, it would make no sense to make an Interim belt, because the Champion is booked to fight and you have booked him to fight. By making an interim belt you're not only dismissing your own matchmaking, but also treating it like a joke that shouldn't exist, which is not something you're really looking to do.

>>75776155
fuckin fwonkie hopping around like a little bobblehead faggot with his mouth hanging open like a doofus man fuck that little bitch

>>75776102
Because when GSP wins they will have conor fight him for the belt

>>75776190
the fight is retarded in the first place, i HATE gsp so fucking much, and FUCK bisping and dana too.

I hope yoel cuban missiles him into a comma then fucks his wife and daughter in the octagon while based KHAN watches in the front row

>>75776077
cody vs tj is a 10x better fight

>>75776209
*retires*

Post yfw edgar heems yair in the 2nd round

1st round yair will get demoralized when he realizes edgar is faster and stronger than penn

2nd round yair will be terrified, and edgar will smash yair's baby jaw

Fancy kicks dont work on edgar

>>75776433
Gonna be funny when Frankie gasses due to vicious body kicks and a broken nose and gets finished in the 3rd

>>75776306

Maybe you're right, that fight will probably be competitive whereas Aldo v max could end up boringly one sided

>>75776209
>the state of her gyno tits

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>people here unironically believe yair will beat frankie

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>>75776069
>those comments
election night was an angry one in those households

>>75776563
I believe id strangle you unconcious

>>75776563
Yair unironically has the weakest jaw in the league

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>aldo with his godly tdd didnt kick but muh yair though
why are yair fans an autism?

yair would be the worst loss of frankie's career

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>>75776433
>Frankie Edgar heeming anyone
five rounds of pitter patter and another narrow loss by decision

>>75776665
>five rounds

Yair rocks Frankie in the first round 10-8
Frankie wrestles the last two rounds 10-9, 10-9

Draw @ +5500 is free money

Thank me later

>>75776642
Oh for sure Aldo throws some nice spinning side kicks

>>75776732
pooair is getting 30-27'd

>>75776745
oh for sure yairs 360 no scope kicks wont get him takendown 3 times a round my man

>>75776777
Nice goalposts, shame that you moved them

>>75776810
oh for sure Yair will 360 no scope frankie cross map my man, 100%, he will heem fwonkie PEDgar

oh for sure Edgar isnt a little bobblehead shadow boxing prick

>>75776949
He for sure shadowboxed the shit out of Chad, Cub, & Stephens my man 100%

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Edgar lost to Oliveira 29-28, imagine what Yair will do to him

>>75776949
for sure yair is beast my man, he beat caceres who is a MUNSTER and bj whos the lw GOAT.

FWONKIE has no chance for sure

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>>75777048
>going the distance with caceres
>he lost that decision!

extremely important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12912464
http://www.strawpoll.me/12912464

SPICY BANGER
https://youtu.be/57otknJaAsQ

When is Predictioncuck taking picks?

>>75777148
its predictionguy mother fucker get it right

>>75777058
for sure been watching yair since lucha underground 100% my guy

i agree

>>75777171
As soon as he figures out how much more shit to add to that cluttered ass prediction template.

how come Conor beat Aldo in 13 seconds but Edgar couldnt beat him in 50 minutes?

>>75777171
Its Predictioncuck you zilch

>>75777244
Moovmint

>>75777244
fluke

who do you like most in the strawweight division?

>>75777525
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTzo8zAgZms/

>>75776665
maynard? mendes? his kid look like an exact copy of him, strong genes.

>>75777584
what did she mean by this

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>6ft
>155lbs pre-cut pre-dehydration
>implying I couldn't heem mighty mouse with just fightTIPS youtube videos

>>75775978
who is the butterfly hottie

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How important is leg day in mixed martial arts?

>>75777616
You need to be 18+ to post here.

>>75777244

Conor overloaded Aldo with banter, so he got careless and shook. Now Conor knows Aldo got completely desensitized to bantz so he refuses to rematch him.

And Frankie needs to mix his grappling with his striking to be successful. If he can't do one of those things he falls apart, so fighting a guy like Aldo who can't be taken down is always bad for him

>>75777584
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BTzo8zAgZms/
hot

>>75777647
how do I get fatceps like that guy on the right ?

>>75777647
Leg day is essential. It's why Lenny would snap D.C. Like a twig.

>>75777616
>5'10 128lbs
I'd rule over Men's Strawweight with a skeletal fist

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Congrats Artem on your healthy baby!

>>75777616
You can't cut 30 lbs dude. That would kill you.

>>75777870
>128lbs
what are you 10 years old?

>>75778257
I'm 22.

>>75778269
what are you homeless? jesus fucking christ

>>75778268

Guess I'm deleting this, looks way grainier than I thought

>>75778269
when i was in middle school and did long distance running and had a 6 pack i weighed more than you wtf eat something

>>75777870

I hope you carry guns because a real sized man can literally pick you up over their head

>>75777742
lenny cant even put a phone to his ears, any trained autist can kick his old injury ridden ass.

>>75778254
M8 I have 15lbs of fat and 20lbs of water weight and 10 lbs of fecal matter to enema the fuck you talking about

>>75778395
Then why won't anybody sign the liability form?

>>75778414
because no one wants to beat up some old cookie cutter DORK

>>75778449
is that jason cresva?

>>75778536
Its cro cop you fuckwad

>>75778536

no its cro cop when he won rizin

this asian qt was mirin hard

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>>75778561
oh thanks for the clarification, I really thought it was jason cresva

Why isn't this on /asp/?

What are your thoughts on Rose Namajunas?

If Claudia was on the Joe Rogan eggs/jalapenos/mayo diet how bad would her farts smell on a scale of 1-10?

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>>75778606

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>>75778629

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>>75778629

14

>>75778607
I want to fuck her and cum on her stomach. that's about it.

>>75778606

We're having some fights to determine it

Conrad vs MemeWedder
Silva vs Jones Jr.
Manuwa vs Haye

first sport to lose twice goes to aspie.

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>>75778676

>>75778745
did they?

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who's tyrone fighting in July?

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>>75778757
No she is a good girl

>>75778811
lads is aspen ladd a lad that chopped off his nads?

>>75778811
I need to see her feet before I make up my mind

how much should a mouth guard be?

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>>75778999

Does cruz get winner of killashaw cody?

>>75779031
Yes Cruz will rematch Cody

does tyrone beat gsp?

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>>75778916
nice dogs

>>75779139
100%

>>75779031
no let that half faggot fight someone else he got embarrassed

>>75779139
He can't out wrestle or trade shots with him.

Why does Dominick Cruz have a "therapy dog?"

>>75775633
>lhw
>mw

Really forced me to consider.

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paige btfo

>>75779191
The baron comeback?

Cody wasn't even with his GF for a year right? is it normal to get married that fast, i was always under impression it should be year and half at least

>>75779191
are you the cuck that got btfo about cruz pulling out?

>>75779286
Are you retarded

>>75779202
you mean tyrone or gsp can't?

>>75779244
Why the fuck are people forcing this girl down our throats? It's not like she's good looking or even particularly hot for the division

>>75779322
explain

>>75779330
>It's not like she's good looking or even particularly hot for the division

Get your eyes fixed.

>>75779348
>potato nose
>goblin chin
Your having a hispanic fetish doesn't make her good looking

petition to change /heem/ to /famous/

>>75779500
/mma/ is a stupid idea, but /famous/ makes 100% sense

>>75774751
wow real creative there bird brains

>>75778606
Cause it's not staged mandrama

>>75779545
Give /r/mma a shot you compulsive dork

>only a NINE month suspension for violating the drug policy
Literally should be 2 years

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Luke is still the best MW imo

i have yet to try famous burger but as a wendy's chef id be curious to see how he makes those gourmet burgers since it's creating all this buzz. Can't say i can ever turn my back on wendy's though.

Post your UFC walk out songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQRmCy6LfjI

>>75779591
>as a wendy's chef
lol what's your salary and age?

>>75779583

His ground game is so amazing for a gringo puta

>>75779558
ngl, I miss the old /asp/. g00k really fucked it up beyond repair.

>>75779618
i'm 21 years old and making 500k a year after taxes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=54&v=vliInH1gOwc

>>75779559
you seem to know all about it

>>75779641
Yup used to be a nice quiet board devoid of autism.

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>>75776575

>ywn lick the sweat off every inch of her body

>>75779649
literally and unironically never been there and i swear on my life my 1st computer was a commodore 64, guess again fatso

>>75779648
i figured you were 37

>>75779342
Im 2 lazy to write it on phone but you thinking it should be year and a half MINIMUM is retarded

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>>75779630

>>75779500
Change /heem/ to /heemsleepy/

>>75779717
Serbia with another dog shit contribution.

Cockhold ruined MW

/heem/? i thought i was posting in /Ngannou/, wtf

>>75779716
He is too good looking to make a living getting punched in the head

>>75779752
>calls cynthia ugly as fuck
>calls luke too hot to fight
really makes you think

>>75779779
Not me burger, I think Cynthia is a qt. That hue is a pleb.

>>75779797
>burger
literally cringed

>>75779825
i would literally heem you into an early grave

>>75779752
He hasn't taken a lot of damage to his face in any fight iirc

>>75779779
Sorry he insulted you're waifu.

If you can't admit that Luke is objectively good looking you got problems.

>>75779867
he was implying that he was gay you idiot

>>75779797
what's your honest unfiltered opinion of famous burger and don aldo?

Reminder you're not a real fitefan if you don't check Famous Burger's instagram every morning for updates

>>75779862
can't get hit in the face if your head is up your ass

>getting KO'd by Vitor AND Bisping

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>GIVE MEH RUSPECT LEWK

Heeminder that you're not a real fitefan unless you check Ellie Bispings instagram every morning for updates

>>75779899
My favourite heem meme so far.

>>75779963
you think callum gets "thoughts"?

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>>75779963
oi fooken delete this rite now m8

>>75779979
of course he does you weirdo

>>75780005
if her age is off the clock...

>>75779895
Luke is good looking you dont have to be gay to say that.

>>75779963
some real nonces on /heem/

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>>75780071
fag

>>75780071
faggot

>>75780088
>>75780116
Nonce

>>75780164
faggot

>>75779963
link?

>>75779963

Oi bruv, I'd fill that slag with me sausage.

>>75780215
kekerino

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>>75780215

dont do it

SOOPAH SMASH DIAZ BRUTHAS

>>75780190
nonce

>>75780324
>nonce
no one knows what that means, this is america get it right. and you're gay too

>>75780348
It means you're on the FBI predator list

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>>75775809
The UFC wanted GSP to delay SO THAT Bisping would fight Roidmero.

UFC brass are confident Bisping can defeat Roidmero, but will lose to GSP.
This way they get one decent draw (Bisbong/Roidmero) and one huge draw (Bisbong/GSP).
If Bisbong doesn't fight until GSP and loses to GSP, his next fight will draw less.
If Bisbong loses to Roidmero, the GSP fight is still a huge draw because the attraction is GSP, not Bisbong.
If Bisbong beats Roidmero, the GSP fight is still a huge draw because the attraction is GSP, not Bisbong.

Business, that's all.

>>75780356
for what?

>>75780360
>UFC brass are confident Bisping can defeat Roidmero
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>75780360
>Hedging their bets
Sound approach but not at all what WME's been doing, they've repeatedly thrown all their eggs i one basket with Ronda, PVZ, Artem, Yair, etc. It kind of makes sense but I'm not sure I believe they're getting smarter.

>>75780385
I wouldn't be surprised. They were so confident that Rousey would beat Nunes that all their promotional stuff was that retarded "She's back" bullshit. Some of the head honchos backstage had never even heard of Nunes. WME-IMG is a new level of ignorant.

>>75779752
>>75779862

Luke has taken a lot damage to his head though, no one is born that stupid.
he should go into modelling right now. Male models don't make much but he'll never make much as a fighter, and he can model for longer.

>>75780578
he had a sugamomma but he fucked it up

>>75780578
>he'll never make much as a fighter,
He makes 6 figures per fight and he's one of the best fighters in the world.

>>75780575
They are not confident Bisroid would beat Romero otherwise they'd be promoting Romero more (which they aren't)

will tj make 25/25 again to fight cody?

>>75780575
I dont dislike honda but damn that fight was great to watch, I smile a little everytime someone reminds me that it actually happened

that promotion shit was absolutely retarded.

>>75780536
>WME sets up Nunes v Rousey
>creates the WFW division
>WFW title fight between Holm, the first person to beat Rousey, and some literal who
It seems really obvious that WME were aiming for Rousey to get her belt back and then immediately go for a second belt in a rematch against Holm, but then both Rousey and Holm lost and now they're trying to quietly sweep the division under the rug.

>tfw all of my joints are double jointed

On one hand, it's pretty hard to submit me with anything outside of a blood choke

On the other hand, I'm prone to chronic pain due to frequent dislocation

Pretty good boxer. Really want to focus on Muay Thai/BJJ

I am a huge MMA fan and have aspirations to be a fighter. I am pretty athletic, have fought forest fires and can run a sub 15 minute 5k.

I would likely fight at 155lbs or 170lbs.

Could I even survive the training at a gym?

Is there a chance?

If you guys tell me no I'm just going to have to join a gym anyways because fuck you guys.

>>75780807
Being double jointed won't help in an MMA match because once the ref sees your joint bending the wrong way he'll stop the fight

>>75780771
Well that's what I mean...if they're pushing for Bisping-Romero because either will draw well against GSP, it's a huge split from the one-sided kamikaze approach they've taken so far.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they scuttled the WFW division within the year, what a disaster.

>>75780846
B-but what if I show him my arms bend 35 degrees beyond normal and that nobodys hips could ever even get to that point unless I seriously fucked up?

>>75780807
fight lith

>>75780900
Who is lith ill kill him then fuck his dad

>>75780918
lithcuck is a munster dude, youre not even ranked in lithuania

>tfw Stipe is such an average ordinary dude it took me a full 5minutes just to convince myself it was him before asking for a picture

>>75780918
t. newfaggot

>>75779867
>you are waifu

>>75780918
lithcuck would fuck you up and then break dance on top of your corpse

>>75781158
your retarded, fuck off dork, beat it!

>>75781171
>*losses an amateur bout*

>>75781316
Cody?

>>75781733
he could never make LHW

could durant have been the lhw goat?

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How long until Joanna champion walks out to this
https://youtu.be/SiyOajnJnTg?t=80

>>75781900
>that pic
what the fuck?

>>75781091
>>75781156
>>75781171
Pics of lithcuck now

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>>75782095

>>75782102
Damn das a big boy

Any vids on youtube?

>>75782113
he posts on heem, no videos unfortunately

>>75782131
Well I can tell by his bone density that yes he would rape me

Thanks for the info

>>75782210
what the fuck are you talking about, he's 5'7 and 150 pounds

>>75782293
150 of thicc. he's ripped

>>75782293
Well yeah, sure, manlet. Alright. But look at his bone structure. Clearly naturally dense bones. Some folks can be hit by a car and be fine, some folks can fall and break their hip.

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Enough Hinkie

>>75782356
You're a straight up fucking queer

>>75782475
Fite me irl

>>75782395
fuck u goof

Am I mentally ill for finding Bethe Correia to be extremely hot?

>>75779208

Because making your dog a "therapy dog" is easy and allows you to bring your pet to places you normally can't. Super exploitable and saves the expense/worry of having a dog walker

stipe is a paper champ cain only lost the belt coz he fought at altitude he would destroy stipe

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just watched ufc 211 countdown. I knew stipe was BIGG but god damn he's dwarfing all these basketball players.

Can't wait for my boy to go down as the greatest HW of all time. You all doubted him during the reem fight and half of you doubt him now. Just you fuccbois wait

>>75783096
it's impossible for him to be a paper champ. a fruad or a overrated champ yes, but he won clean and cain lost clean

>>75783096
Every HW is a paper champ. Literally a division of bomb throwers.

>>75782983
if you have to ask, you know the answer

>>75779139
Yuge fan since strikeforce

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Could he beat Conor Mcgregor's son, Conor?

>>75783234
he looks like less of a mongoloid

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>>75783241
>>75783234
Can we start bento posting

>>75783234
>>75783256
how old before he can have canoe fries?head theyre nutritious and delicious

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>>75783269
FEED
BENTO

>>75783234
100%, bento is a killer

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>>75783234
Tiger already shook

>>75783357

Bento def the most normal looking of the kids.

McGregor's and Schaub's pondscum look like downs babies

>>75783357
>that nose
JUST

>>75783357
Jesus what the fuck is that? Looks like a godamn leprechaun

>>75783357
oink oink nigga

>>75783357
someone had a nosejob or schaub is a literal cuck

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>>75783375
>>75783402
>>75783400
>>75783455
>>75783414
>>75783357
cmon guys you're being rude

>>75783476
jesus christ schaub and his plastic whore have some garbage genetics

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>>75783489
Her dumper is pretty good though. Gonna be a shame when little tiger is in middleschool and the kids find stuff like this

>>75783476
Coral springs is gone and you still try to shit on him. I think he got to you all

i could easily heem everyone above this post and steal they are girl

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>>75783503
Is that a trip I'm unaware of?

>>75783497
>Her dumper is pretty good though
it's a fake ass. she has fake tits, tons of shit done to her face, and she still looks like trash without makeup on.

>>75783205
Stiopic CLEARLY had tapped - not my champion

REEM IS HEEM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Mir#cite_note-7
>It is a general consensous in the MMA Community that he would of whooped Fedor Emelianenko's ass had they fought.
>the state of wiki
I deepthroated those editors' mothers and forced them to lick my asshole.

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G'day buddehs, happy 9am monday morning.

>>75776433

>jeremy stephens kicks fwonkies head off.webm

>>75783631
>loses to beheaded fwonkie anyway

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>>75778069
>Trains in the same gym as someone good

I lmaod so hard when I saw this

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>>75779330

we wanted /pearl/

>>75783655
kek

>>75783611
prime mirr>prime nog>prime fedor

real question was is where brock, reem and werdum fit

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>>75783357
>>75783476

These make me laff so much

>>75780807
What was fighting a fire like?

>>75780807
You could survive at a gym eventually. As long as you don't give up immediately.

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When will USADA catch her?

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>>75783747
>The fight with Angela Hill proved that I am ready to fight Joanna for the title

>>75783753

Who else in that division?

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#Reebok

>>75783759
good point

Conor reminds me of Tyson Fury, I mean they're both pikeys so I guess it makes sense:

>both won titles and refused to give rematches
>both bitched out of real fights
>when they had nowhere to run and had to fight a really good opponent they went on indefinite time-offs
>both openly admit that they don't give two shits about their sport and are only in it for the money

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That positive feeling when i can him every single one of you

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>>75783829
>gooks
>heeming anybody

>>75783829
K-gooks don't know English, proxy confirmed.

>>75783829
get in my guard

>>75783829
But what if i protect my knees?

>>75783513
>Not "Every here"
Get out

joana by ko or sub and maia by ko or sub is @10 if anyone wants a value bet

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is fart your heart?

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USADED

>yfw you realize Yair hasn't fought anyone even remotely close to the top 10 or even top 15 of his division and he's about to fight Frankie Edgar

>>75783900
>Maia by ko or sub
I see him controlling Jorge on the ground, probably not submitting him. I like Maia a lot so I feel bad, Masvidal is dangerous as fuck

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>someone beating me

I am becoming more of a wrestlerapist by the day desu. I should go Tiramisu and pad my record with wredtlefuck wins.

>>75784087
>"I could 50-44 every here"