<---- gooby /heem/

who is your favorite female mma fighter?

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>they rank duck all the top contenders man
>they rank tiramisu man
LMAO

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There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"

Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.

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>>75703369
This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.

The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.

The Canuck then did chuckle,
At all the hubbub.
He cracked all his knuckles,
And hopped in the tub.
He'd write all these goofs,
Poetry on that night,
With a picture, as proof,
That his skin was quite white!

The dock worker reeled in shock, then.
"I'm BTFO'd!", he'd shouted, "AGAIN!"
His claim was addressed,
And his brain was depressed,
But his focus remained,
Quite the same.
(Still obsessed.)

The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.

>>75703369
>>75703388

Dude this was never funny, you are worse than NotePad. Funny enough you have all this shit saved up on you're NotePad

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your poem is trash fuck off

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>>75703397
it's good actually bud
>>75703394
it's still funny bud

>>75703362
I can't fucking stand Ferguson I hope he gets heem'd

>>75703412
Dork

>>75703409
Stop being an autist

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>>75703412
>He's mad that Ferguson is the future 145,155,170, and 185 champion
haha

Schaub would beat the shit out of Conor.

>>75703369
>>75703388
Report this spam, Canada needs a medical suspension

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For sure I match-up really well with Stipe my guy I'm the CM Punk of comedy bee

Is it just biceps that = KO power? I assummed it would be mostly tricep

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>>75703430
Can't wait for Yoelito to crack his head open

>>75703455
It's not biceps, it's hip rotation and leg positioning.

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So, I guess /heem/ is in its death throes.
/heem/ is declining even faster than MMA.
Stupid in-jokes and rivalries between the same 5 or 6 guys. Nothing else happening.
And in MMA Goobs is the only star left and as much as I like him, he's nothing compared to the legends. GSP, Anderson, JJ, these guys defended ~10 times each. Fucking TIto Ortiz defended 6 or so times.
The only star left just does novelty fights. No wonder things looks os bad. Not just blaming Goobs tho, the way the UFC treated the fighters is the biggest problem - Brock and GSP walked, no elite athlete would even consider the UFC, and parents don't want their kids involved in comoetitive MMA because of the head injury shit.

It was a good, but brief, run.

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They should have him fight Tony

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Sometimes the best beef is a flame broiled Famous Burger, complete with your favorite toppings and a side of crispy potato canoes.

Other times, the best beef is a squashed beef.

>>75703461
I miss the shitty ads on the shorts. >>75703426
Keep dreaming, khabib will rek el cuntcuy

>using a canadian thread
>>75703532
>>75703532
>>75703532
>>75703532

>>75703523
Only thing Khabib wrecks is the scale when his lardo coffee cake eating ass steps on it

>>75703523
>Muh Khabib

In hindsight I'm glad the fight didnt happen, only because of the possibility of him winning and then also not defending the belt for 8 months

>>75703536
You took too long dummy, this thread gained too much traction

Hey Reddit this will get you thinking
https://youtu.be/DoVnFBSZT5k

>>75703573
who gave their uncle final cut pro? this is embarrassing

>haha le diaz brothers :D they dont hove a fuck but are so nice on the onside xD

God i fucking hate MMA media. Especially MMAFighting. Did you see Kikewani crying yet again about Sefo calling out his bullshit of Gaethje being a FA?

Fucking dweebs and their clickbait

>>75703455
biceps + tattoos = huge ko power

>>75703573
how much coke does he do before the videos?

>>75703643
He's high on life.

>>75703602
>hehe they smoke weed and run marathons so badass XDDDDD

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Thoughts on Dana White?

>>75703602
Diaz brothers are so fucking full of shit

my ex gf used to talk to Nick on instagram, he always invited her to vegas to XS at the Wynn she said what part of Canada she was from and he said he signed a deal to fight in Toronto

we all assumed it was him and GSP going for a rematch in Toronto but it never happened

Diaz brothers are all "I don't want to fight...I just like >muh triathalons" but they need money because they can't stop swearing long enough to capitalize on their fame....

the UFC is a fucking what? 4 billion dollar company....they are trying to be as PG as possible and the Diaz brothers are just too "hardcore" to realize that and set themselves up for their lives and a few generations down the road

they've, according to them, never lost a fight...

>tl;dr the diaz brothers are dumb as fuck

>>75703369
>>75703388

Pure autism. Get help.

>>75703689
WHO?

>>75703439
>Report this spam
lmao what a fuckin pussy

woodley race baiter = goldy spammer = tom cruz spammer = dom cruz hater = scatspammer

>>75703486
Sorry everyone always thinks you're me, Adan.

>>75703689
Danny roberts had lost 2 rounds at that stage why was he celebrating?

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Who is the closest to literally being free money?

>>75703703
Andrade

>>75703695
You're the scatspammer

>Sorry everyone always thinks you're me, Adan.
What a beta

>>75703724
woodley race baiter = goldy spammer = tom cruz spammer = dom cruz hater = scatspammer

>>75703727
>s-s-orry adan
smdh

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just a lil heeminder for y'all

>>75703695
No one here likes Poominick Pooz

>>75703536
>>75703439
>>75703394
>>75703517
>>75703687

lmao he's fuckin pissed

>>75703689
Danny Roberts is still walking off that soul-stealing heem that Platinum Mikey P laid on him in his hometown.

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>>75703750
Schizophrenia is a sign of autism

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>>75703746

>>75703703
None of them really. The card is great matchups top to bottom. Maybe Cejudo over Pettis, but idk my guy.

>>75703703
Jotko

>>75703775
you are eternally BTFO'd bud

>>75703775
>Schizophrenia is a sign of autism
What?

>>75703816
>Literally one (you) out of 5
Good job good effort spergking

Can't wait for Chiiesa to choke Kevin lee out.

>Nunes vs Valentina
>Cody vs TJ
>Robbie vs Cowboy
>Reem vs Werdum
>Miller vs JUSTtis

What could possibly headline this card that isn't already announced?

>>75703832
You are the biggest loser on /heem/.

Get help.

>>75703873
Get help

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>>75703781
>>75703746
sweet. i was just about to post the heeminders m8

When I say Bellator MMA what's the first thing that comes to your mind?

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Whoa what.

why would Moose be promoting the Singapore card?

Is he fighting on it?

better yet why would he be doing promo work if he hasn't negotiated a new contract.

>>75703486
Stop being a bitch and taking /heem/ so personally. God damn

>>75703953
Why do all the spergs on here (you, dockdwarf, spainautist) think we are so intrigued about what goes on in your miserable lives? Don't you have a Facebook or something with actual real life friends to blog to?

>>75703970
If Bisping beats GSP, he'll get murked by Romero. Gegard should be next in line by all accounts.

If GSP wins and retires, Romero should fight Gegard for the vacant belt.

Either way, I wouldn't take a non-title fight if I were him.

>>75703612
What kind of tattoos and where?

>>75703980
They are trying to convince themselves they are happy.

>>75703970
Fighters promote cards they're not on all the time fella.

>>75704033
>he'll get murked by Romero

>n-next time

>>75704033
This is so ridiculous do you even follow the middleweight division you goofy ass lookin goon

https://youtu.be/damAR771hok
Stipe 2,4,5

valentina vs. nunes who will win?

>>75704075
50-48 JDS

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Can Max beat Aldo?

Any hues care to explain to me why Jose Aldo chose an English name for his crowning achievement when he barely speaks a word of the language?

Really makes you think...

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>>75703519
>mfw based aldo is the ronald mcdonald and the pablo escobar of brazil
>mfw irl los pollos hermanos
elchappo aint got shit on my BOY

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post your princess

>>75704063
I'm not sure what you're implying here.

>>75703980
you fuckin love me bud
>>75704116
no he can't. aldo will win

>>75704141
>joana_28.jpg

My album only goes up to 6. Care to share with me, a humble gentile? imgur link would be preferred. Thanks my man

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>>75704075
>remembering how awkward and robotic Goldie actually was
man, he was worse than i remember. there was 0 chemistry between him and joe

>>75704156
>r-r-ro-rom-mousasi!!!

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>>75704141
disgusting methhead

right here the true Slav goddess

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>>75704201

>>75704186
This isnt a friend simulator, its fighting

>>75704188
Saying Romero will beat Bisping isn't nearly as much of a reach as saying Thompson would have beaten Woodley the second time. Bisping might be the most beatable champ in the UFC.

>>75704075
If Stipoic heems JDS and Cain will he be the GOAT?

>>75704186
And yet they're more memorable than all other modern sports commentary duos/trios. Besides, only casuals actually need commentary for fights, Joe and Goldie are just there for goof flavor.

>>75704217
>Saying Romero will beat Bisping isnt nearly as much of a reach

100% homeboy, straight up, no honeydicking

>>75704222
No

>>75704222
He's got a date with a couple of black bulls before he can call himself the GOAT.

Am I the only one that gets badly triggered by losers that think Mousasi should be involved or even close to any sort of tittle picture?

>>75704033
>If GSP wins and retires

are you serious dude

do you actually believe that if GSP wins that he won't be fighting the 170 champ in his next fight and Conor in his fight after that? Bisping was right, that is GSP's plan 100%

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>>75704201
>>75704207
https://www.instagram.com/niedzwiedzmma/

here's a 9-0 polish flyweight maybe going onto TUF

>already a mother

>>75704258
Yes, nerd.

>>75703553
>possibility of him winning and then also not defending the belt for 8 months
what did bisping and conor mean by this

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What is the hottest meme of 2017 and why is it Famousposting?

>>75704258
I mean, he's #4 in the division and on a five-fight win streak. I don't think it's unfair to consider him a contender. Maybe him and Whittaker should duke it out for the next spot.

>>75704274
Bongs are cowards. News at 11.

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>>75704141
>posting pillowfisted epo cheaters
poofu but none of my business

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>>75704266
fightmatrix has her ranked #6 in the world

>>75704291
Romero is the #1 contender

Luke should fight Pooptaker

Gayguard should fight Weidman again

>>75704291
No, he can not man, he should be iced till the rematch with Weidmen is settled, he was actually losing that fight.

>>75704285
Blowgay Poohole is getting his shit pushed in and flushed down queer street once he completely smears his greasy famous shits all over the octagon after getting slept

>unironically discussing >wmma
wew

>>75704307
>Gayguard should fight Weidman again
do you hate The Chris that much?

>>75704311
t. Piss Wideman

>>75703697
he was clearly beating Perry until he got rocked at the end of each round tbf

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>>75704222
>leave stipe to me

>>75704307
weidman quit, mousasi won.

>>75704307
Romero should be fighting, but he's waiting for this GSP mandrama fight to be settled, which has thrown a wrench in yet another division. Rockhold/Whittaker is a good fight to make, though.

>>75704311
What the chances this happens, realistically?

>>75703857
thats probably it, Nunes headlined 200 and 207 so they will probably give her the chance to do it again (and see how well she draws)

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i am unironically more excited to see Thickenzie in that ufc reebok uniform for her UFC debut than I am for any currently booked UFC match

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>>75704141

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>>75704297
>USADA will never catch her
it would be funny to hear her lie about it in her polish accent

>>75704307
>>75704332
This. Weidman was looking to abuse the rules because he is mentally weak and the fight was getting away from him. Moose was tagging him throughout the fight and only Chris nuthuggers and UFC 194 apologists disagree.

>>75704236
then who?

>inb4 brock pissnar

>>75704285
This is my pick for meme of the year so far, but we'll see how long it holds up.

That autist who's been posting Aldo pics for the past few months must be happy to finally see his work pay off.

>>75704337
I'd say theres a fairly 67,5% of chances of that fight happening again if Weidmen bitch enough about it.

>>75704329
nearly getting finished at the end of each round should override pretty much anything that was happening before that (unless you were beating your opponent up in a similar way). 2 judges had Perry 2 rounds ahead and the other one had it 1-1-1.

>>75704343
not my type, too slutty

>>75704343
Do they make Reebok uniforms in Women's XL?

>>75704329
>literally saved by the bell twice
(You)

>>75704338
I wonder how much a draw a lesbian brown lady can be in America. The most established WMMA champion, JJ, can only ever headline cable cards. Sure she put away Rousey, but Rousey was who sold that fight. The "See the [X] who defeated [Y]!" booking strategy doesn't have a lot of longevity.

>>75704369
meme of the year is posting a single line autistic question that gets no replies

if someone (You)s you, (You) lose

>>75704285
Definitely Poo posting.

>>75704343
Just imagine how much seed has been poured into her fertile womb...

>>75704348
she will be silent like a fish

>>75704382
>>75704399
fuck u guys

>>75704401
it always bums me out when hues have a chance to play the heel and don't play it up and make lots of dough

all nunes has to do is be extremely rude and talk a lot of shit and she would gain in popularity

Chris Wiedman re-enacting PVZ's deleted Reebok ad

https://twitter.com/ChrisWeidmanUFC/status/860205183418195969

>>75704428
moron

>>75704343
cause you're a waifusperg

>>75703325
Adan, you suck dude. Kill yourself and make 13 tapes talking about what a loser you are

>>75704453
A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.

>>75704453
He's gonna reply to you saying you're everyone in this thread

>>75704141
tell your princess gluten free is terrible for your heart

>>75704435
MY BOY!!!

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/1/15509068/megan-anderson-cris-cyborg-justino-are-both-down-to-fight-each-other-at-ufc-214

looks like Megan vs Cyborg is on.

>>75704466
lmao stay pissed ya little bitch

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>>75704141

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>>75704486

If the ref stops the fight to get a fighter checked out by the doctor do the fighters restart in the same position or is it just restarted standing up?

>>75704476
You tell that to high level athletes and straight up legends like Messi or Novak Djokovic.

>>75704498
>interim title in division with one fighter
bravo dana

>>75704500
Still crying?

>>75704543
I get my info from Drudge Report. Gluten free = death. And soccer players aren't good athletes.

>>75704432
It worked pretty well for Anderson. He was a huge prick in the ring and clowned everybody he fought, and Americans ate it up. But being a homosexual foreign female, she's going to hope "hespect" is going to be enough to endear her to the fans, and then she'll pitch a bitch in a couple months over lack of promotion.

>>75704574
that wasn't "from drugereport" it was a link to the biggest study ever done on a gluten-free diet by harvard scientists

>>75704432
>all nunes has to do is be extremely rude and talk a lot of shit and she would gain in popularity
No she wouldn't mandrama loser

In fact she got a lot of flack for being smug about beating up Ronda. Media attacked her, fans attacked her, and she had to apologize and thank Ronda for "paving the way"

>>75704590

all she has to do is be rude and savage as fuck

>she saying she gonna win, we see what she shaying when my elbow cut open her face
>I gonna damage her face, break her nose, her faysh, I gonna paint in her blood, and she gonna break

that's it. they play that clip a few times before the upcoming cards and her popularity doubles

>heemed by a hue who was eating steroids for breakfast
>heemed by a bong who got in his head

Rockhold needs to get his shit together and reclaim his spot as the top middleweight.

>>75704627
>"i am too much woman for her. i am man to her. i will make her my bitch."

>>75704627
>>75704655
Can't stop cringing. This isn't WWE.

>>75704622
i think UFC could aggressively market her as the first lesbian champion. Send her to talk shows etc. but that require her to be cooperative and play up how being a lesbian is important to her identity and that she is fighting for all the gay people around the world. It could possibly capture some Ronda casuals.

>>75704668
I think youd be surprised

>>75704677
my keks

>>75704677
The sad thing is you're actually being serious.

>>75704668
No, its Adan, which is cringy enough

>>75704655
that's a line I considered but I didn't know if it would fly or not

>>75704677
>>75704707
>>75704696

honestly they could run clips of her saying stuff like

>is okay, is okay now for woman to be gay and fight, but not okay for a man, but there are men who are both fight and gay

>>75704725

A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.

gotta love when /heem/ has absolutely pants on head retarded ideas of how fighters gain popularity

Fighters market their own personality you dont turn them into your own autistic cartoon character

>>75704696
>>75704707
its the only way i can see her becoming a big star (400k+ PPV buys). She probably wouldn't do it though because every time she was asked about how does it feel being the first lesbian champion she kind of brushed it off. A lot of casual fans would lap that stuff up.

>>75704771
>A lot of casual fans would lap that stuff up
kek

>>75704762
That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever read. Actually heem yourself

>>75704622
That's the thing she shouldnt have backed off on that. Embrace the heel. People will tune in and hope you get your ass kicked

>>75704803
>>75704771

Nunes would make a good rude lesbian really. Go on talkshows about being gay, and then just talk relentless shit so everyone hopes you lose

if she can find a way to tap into white guilt at the same time she might be huge

>>75704762
Isnt sucking dick for a guy haram?

>>75704808
doubt it, people would have bitched about it for a while and then move on. Maybe it would have reignited if she fought Ronda again but it wouldn't make people hate her to that extent.

>>75704764


Most recent superstars:

>Gooby
rude as fuck

>Ronda
rude as fuck

>Brock
rude as fuck

>Jon Jones
rude as fuck

and to a lesser degree but still a big draw

>Bisping
rude as fuck

>A bunch of NEET´s posting their ideas how to get popular on a chinese image board

UFC should market an openly virgin fighter desu

>>75704668
Where have you been since like December of 2015? The UFC has been transitioning to money fight mandrama for a while now.

>their biggest draw has yet to defend either belt he's won and is chasing a fight with a retired athlete outside his own sport
>they catered to the will of a juicehead wrestler and subverted all their regulations just to save a card
>their middleweight champion isn't even hiding the fact that he's hopping from one money fight to the next
>a retired welterweight juicehead is coming back to fight the 185lb champ despite the pile of contenders waiting in line in that division
>CM Punk
>every fighter and their mother is doing their best McGregor impression in hopes of getting some of those mandramabucks
>fighter jumping from weight class to weight class just so they can fight one guy for a payday

Time to get with the times, brother.

>>75704771
That's so dumb and cringe-worthy.

>>75704877
get signed then

Ultimate Surrender would fix WMMA

>>75704877
Isnt 4chan Somali?

>>75704879
>Where have you been since like December of 2015?
Is that when you started watching?

>>75704863
>>Gooby
>rude as fuck
and Irish which is his main appeal

>>Ronda
>rude as fuck
and a woman who can beat up men
>>Brock
>rude as fuck
and a famous wrestler who is fucking huge
>>Jon Jones
>rude as fuck
and supremely talented, he wasn't really that rude to anyone but DC
>and to a lesser degree but still a big draw
>>Bisping
>rude as fuck
his popularity is based on longevity and him being a pioneer of british mma

>>75704879

and don't forget all the championships they've fabricated just so they can slap them on the top of a card

>>75704863
Brock didn't need to be rude desu

>>75704425
>karpik.jpg

>>75704897
would a good promo be something along the lines of

>I never had sex and Im going to take all my frustration out on you?

>I'll fuck you in the cage and lose my virginity

>Junior is only 33

>Stipe is older than him

Lol

>>75704938
>and Irish which is his main appeal

>and a woman who can beat up men

>and supremely talented, he wasn't really that rude to anyone but DC

>his popularity is based on longevity and him being a pioneer of british mma

Okay so you're telling me that Nunes needs to market that shes hue, that she's a woman who can beat up men, that she's supremely talented (fucked up the only other woman that could beat up men) and is also a pioneer of lesbian MMA.

Right?

>>75704879
Back to /asp/

>>75704994
I'll take this general with me then, because I'm not wrong in anything I posted. I hate to break it to you, but the money ruined your favorite sport.

>>75704863
you have a childlike understanding of what it takes to gain popularity in this sport. """personality""" does not matter one single bit, what matters is PROMOTION and results. all of those fighters that you just listed are not popular because they're "rude", they're popular because they get results and the UFC shills them. guys like conor and brock were shilled because they come with built in target audiences, the irish (and irish LARPers) and WWE kiddies. JJ and ronda were shilled based on sheer dominance. bisping isn't really a draw at all so i don't think you know what you're talking about.

you think rudeness is all that it takes to get big then explain GSP. or khabib, who was just starting to get shilled (because of his built in russian and mudslime audience) and could have been a huge star.

>>75705022
You're meme isn't even creative or funny

>>75704877
This is actually true and effective.

In the last world cup, the hue player David Luis told the press that he wasn't having sex till marriage. This made him extremely popular as it caught the attention of the casuals that'd bring him to any conversation as a funny topic.

I think Michael Mcdonlad was too one of these demented fuckers but the UFC didn't want to promote him because he was bitching about fighters pay.

Are you spergs done larping about being Vince McMahon yet?

>>75705037
>this entire post

lmao fucking idiot

>>75705036
What ruined the sport is losers like you who stayed behind cause you got drawn in by CM Punk and now think the sport should be like your children's soap opera full of bad acting and fake machismo.

>>75705037
The UFC is afraid to market Bisping because they know he's the easiest champ to beat.

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>>75705040
you're not as cool as me bud just accept it already holy shit lol

>>75705093

Bisping is a future hall of famer in the twilight of his career bud

>>75705037
Spot on. Also Ronda was never actually "rude" until she fought Tate the 2nd time.

>>75704987
that stuff came naturally to them. Conor had a huge following from Ireland and plastic Paddys. Ronda went on a huge streak and put WMMA on the map. Jones just beat people up for a long time. Bisping's popularity slowly grew.

They all brought something unique to the table (except Bisping maybe?) and backed it up by being dominant. Not everyone is marketable, most people aren't. You could force Nunes as the first lesbian champion but it wouldn't be organic. People are either attracted to you or not.

>>75705079
I've been watching for quite a while bud, and I'm honestly appalled by how awful it has become. But I'm not about to act as the UFCs apologist or try to blame anybody other than them for what's become of it.

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Who is he fighting?

>>75705145
>You could force Nunes as the first lesbian champion but it wouldn't be organic.

she's the first lesbian champion bud

>>75705193
Almeida maybe?

>>75705037
You're wrong about Conor, after he fought Brimage he looked amazing in the post fight press conference, the press fell in love with his personality almost immediately, and so did I, as I was watching it live.

The Irish and the UFC push helped, sure, but Conor was special. Conor is simply an amazing thing by his own.

Why doesn't CodyFan post here anymore?

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gooby
<----

WME buying the UFC isn't what killed it, Gooby isn't even what killed it. Joe Silva leaving is what killed it. It was fine when there were only one or two loudmouth "draws" getting their own clusterfuck card each year, but now every single goof with an ounce of "charisma" or "marketability" or whatever is getting a big head and acting like a literal professional wrestler.

>>75705145
Lol first of all, Bisping isn't a draw and shouldn't even be in this conversation.

Second Conor debuted and fought in the prelims, and was begging Dana for 50gs. He wasn't signed with a huge following, that came right after when UFC decided to specifically market and promote him, the same way they chose to specifically market and promote Sage Northcutt, but unlike Sage, Conor's hypetrain never got derailed. He was then given a main event in Boston with tons of Irish fans and a world tour for his title fight against Aldo.

He is not a "self-made" man, UFC gave him 95% of his promotion and he took it and ran with it.

>>75705225
I grabbed him by the throat and my eyes started tearing up.

>>75705207
I meant force market her, if she was going to be a star it would have happened soon enough after she won the belt. Maybe UFC should have made it a bigger deal then but now its kinda old news and nobody cares.

My point is; you can't make everyone a star, marketing helps but it won't make people care about you.

>>75705207
Yeah and nobody gives a shit. Even if you promoted it nobody would give a shit. People don't care about lesbians, gay men are at the ones at the forefront of gay culture.

Would Cody have got a TKO stoppage on Cruz if he wasn't fucking around?

>>75705311
No. Cruz had the BJJ advantage if Cody were to jump on him.

>>75705225
he does, sadly

>>75705311
easily

on the one knockdown where he did the little pose he easily could have followed up with a vicious strike

>>75705281
Conor did have a big following before signing though, in the UK and Ireland at least.

>>75705281
>He wasn't signed with a huge following

thats not true, he had a very big following for a debuting fighter. Dana told a story about how people asked him to sign Conor when he was in Ireland. The Irish angle also helped him immensely, if he was American he wouldn't be half as popular.

>>75705369
>>75705376
>Conor did have a big following before signing though
He literally didn't.

>>75705208
Would make sense, I kinda want Rivera/Almeida though. Would be spicy af.

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>>75705281
>He wasn't signed with a huge following

that's not true actually, he was fairly well known even immediately after being signed, far more than most of the unknown amateurs the UFC bring in for their debut

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>>75705311

>>75705399
You're literally a casual

>>75705274
Their inability to push fighters in winnable fights has been pretty shocking. Something like Swanson-Lobov never would have happened with a guy like Silva at the helm. It's more or less confirmed my longtime suspicion that Dana White is just a loudmouth public figurehead guy that doesn't know shit about MMA.

>>75705425
I'm not. Do you think Justin Gaethje has a big following too?

>>75705399
casual spotted


>>75705439
>It's more or less confirmed my longtime suspicion that Dana White is just a loudmouth public figurehead guy that doesn't know shit about MMA.
why the fuck was that ever a suspicion dude seriously

>>75705331
idiot lol

>>75705457
Dude even Joe Rogan mentioned him in a tweet way before he was signed and TheFightNetwork'd hype him up too. He had a regional level following as well, at the end of the day he wasn't fighting for the biggest MMA promotion yet. Conor was self-made.

You're retarded.

>>75705457
>bland american WSOF champ

>wgaf

>>75705331
lmao, you make it sound as if Cruz has a Werdum-esuqe guard

>>75705311
has cody even ever trained BJJ? can't find a belt rank anywhere for him and he's never submitted anyone. would be interesting to see him matched up with a real submission expert

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/Famous/

>>75705439
Dana always struck me as just a dudebro who loves spicy bangers but doesn't quite no how to orchestrate one. Silva was a great matchmaker for just the reason you described, he could make great stylistic matchups. Now we're going the /box/ route of just feeding any goof with a personality a bunch of cans before we run him into another goof who's been fed a bunch of cans.

*takes you down*
*gives you the succ*

>>75705503
>Conor was self-made

I've already explained how he wasn't and I'm not about to do it again. Just cause someone comes in with hype doesn't mean they had a huge following you idiot. He was stuck in prelims and making 20/20, he did not come in as a mega acquisition like Brock Lesnar you absolute zilch. That's the point being made you complete loser.

>>75705550
At least here Conor was famous a year or two before the UFC

>>75705550
>he did not come in as a mega acquisition like Brock Lesnar you absolute zilch

nobody said that, people are arguing that Conor had a big following for a debuting fighter. Lesnar is an outlier.

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>>75705550
this dude is pissed lol

>>75705530
>Has Cody ever even trained BJJ?

Of course he has, also he's a wrestler by profession m8head

>>75705581
> Conor had a big following for a debuting fighter
He was as popular as Justin Gaethje is right now, if you want to call that a big following then go ahead dummy.

>>75705530
of course he has idiot

>>75705589
imagine having this saved on your hard drive

Cruz 1,2,5

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>>75705589
I was scrolling down just to check out the tats and then suddenly had that in my face

The fuck you posting that for, thats gay mang

>>75704558
ugly ass nigga jesus christ

>>75705589
>get a tattoo on your stomach
>people now can't see injection holes

genius desu

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>top 125lb women
who does the UFC need to sign?

>>75705665
Doesn't matter what u think

>>75705672
He's a gay somali

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>>75705665
>Cruz won the popular vote
LLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>75705665
Cody 1,3,4 (10-8)

>>75705710
2/3 judges gave Cruz the first round

Fight was a draw

>>75704435
kek

>>75705685
Pretty much anyone they can get, not in a position to pick and chose. The division will sort it self out if you have enough fighters.

KGB Lee is very good from what I've seen

>>75705698
For sure Dom tagged Cody with some volume leg kicks my guy

>>75705682
>genius desu

it just sucks that he didn't line up the nose with his belly button desuu

>>75705193
The mist

>>75705685
I would assume just the attractive ones. Isn't that the reason wmma exists to begin with?

>>75705717
Why doesn't the record reflect that?

>>75705717
3/3 judges gave Cody the win

>>75705685
How is Modaferri no.3?

>>75705781

Ask him in an hour, he always spergs out right before his shift starts. You can tell he really hates his job.

>>75705685
Supposedly Rin got cut and went to Rizin because her husband/manager wouldn't stop campaigning for a 125 division. Whoops.

KGB Lee is pretty damn good and I bet Gadelha would do really well moving up.

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https://www.rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/

>USADA can find any athlete guilty, what are your resources to defend yourself?

Im guessing this is what happened to Jon Jones just days before his main event

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>>75705751
she looks UFC tier against the competition she's faced so far but she's gotten popped for sterons already tho.

Ilima-Lei is UFC tier too but she's going to be the Bellator champ so I doubt she's leaving. If they could steal Bellator fighters then their division could be legit

>>75705764
that would be Thickenzie, Ostovich, and Ducote for me

>>75705808
Joanna and Shevchenko have already publicly declared they would move to 125 if the UFC ever made the division so there's gonna be at least 3 super fights off the jump

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>>75705838
Those soviet panties are giving me a communist hard on

>>75705838
No way Kenzie can make 125, my guy. Not that I'd want her to.

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>>75705661
>>75705672
>>75705695

whoa whoa whoa boys holy shit fine here jesus you lads are crabby today

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>>75705872
you are mistaken my friend. she can't make 115. she makes 125 easily

You can easily fill up a UFC 125 women's division with the strawweights and bantamweights they already have signed.

>>75705919
>You can easily fill up a UFC 125 women's division with the strawweights and bantamweights they already have signed.

yeah it's going to be so sweet when all three divisions have 22 fighters

>>75705901
I see. I'm gonna need to see some more evidence for me to believe your case, though.

>>75705862
I think Shev will beat Nunes, personally. Sounds like we're primed to see JJ beat the fuck out of Dern while one of her leftovers takes over 115.

>>75705901
>the kitchen tile goes all the way into that other room
what the fuck lol
>>75705781
TUF Redemption was a fucking mistake

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>>75705871
Kill All Commies

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>>75704266
>iwn have a slav 3some with kookies and maryna

>>75705862

>Joanna vs Valentina

this fight can't happen soon enough

>>75705943
>I think Shev will beat Nunes
Wew and how is she gonna do that?

>>75705943
How would it feel personally to get a leftovers belt, do you think? To know that you could never beat the champ and are only holding (their) belt because they put it down and you picked it up?

>>75704511
"her" hips are so narrow i'm not sure she could actually give birth

>>75706001
When Nunes inevitably blacksplodes and gasses out in the third like she did last time. The difference being Valentina has two extra rounds to finish the job

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>>75705979
>>iwn have a slav 3some with kookies and maryna

can you do me a favour and come and kill me please

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>>75705986
they've already fought twice. Joanna has never had a chance

>>75705937
she walks at 140 m8

>>75705965
>>the kitchen tile goes all the way into that other room
What the fuck is right, I've never seen that ever. Looks like it goes into her bedroom, seriously

>>75706034
Are we sure about this? It'll take a lot more than one photo for me to draw a conclusion. We should eye test a few more images.

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>>75706025
>When Nunes inevitably blacksplodes and gasses out
Feel like I've already read this kind of analysis for another fight

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>>75706046
dude, it goes around into the room to the right as well, and that lighting coming from the left side of the pic almost looks like it might be the front door

there's no way the entire house is done in the same kitchen tile right? like I am being a fucking in my head guy for even asking, right?

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>>75706025
Was just about to post the same exact thing. Nunes has never been past 3

>>75706065
Nunes actually gassed in their first fight after two rounds and has a horrific gastank which got her heemed by Cat

You're just too much of a casual to have known that

Miesha should cut to 125 tbf, she's always been on the small side for 135.

I'd love to see her and Thickenzie roll around.

>>75706065
Nunes might actually engage, unlike both of those "fighters."

>>75706105
She had trouble making weight for 135

>>75706086
when I went to Italy the villa had similar flooring everywhere. Maybe something to do with the climate?

>>75706093
>Nunes has never been past 3
what about that time she beat, what was her name, vanentina shevchenko?

>>75706105
MMA girls are disgusting

>>75706099
God damnit, I want Cat to get another win so bad. Let her have a turn beating jessica eye

>>75706125
She probably just fucked up that cut, she doesn't usually have trouble.

>>75706105
miesha fought at 145 initially friendo

>>75706170
She's 34, bro. Definitely out of her athletic prime as a woman. I don't know how many more high-caliber wins she has left in her. Can she handle the phenom that is Jessica "Evil" Eye?

Nate was the best thing to happen to Conor

Conor was the worst thing to happen to Nate

>>75706086
>there's no way the entire house is done in the same kitchen tile right?
I was wondering this myself, it's so weird. Imagine walking from the kitchen into your bedroom and it's the same tile all the way.

The only explanation I can think of that makes sense is that it's some kind of budget deal with cheap tile everywhere, weird kinds of low-cost apartments always pop up in areas where there's high demand for housing.

>>75706016
its not that her hips are narrow, its that shes so small and her core is so thick. if she had no muscle in her core she'd have an hour glass figure

>>75706141
3-rounder, leaf.

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>>75706034
its a clear cut case m8. she did bjj at 123 for years

Who is the oldest most dangerous fighter in UFC?

[spoiler]>>75706099
>You're just too much of a casual to have known that
Lol no I think you're the casual here.

>>75706230
PEDs have that effect.

>>75706262
Damn how I am ever gonna recover!

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>>75706227
I was also wondering if maybe it was one of those rental houses? we took a vacation to florida a couple years back and stayed in this giant house that we just rented for the week and something makes me think it had kitchen tile that went out into the living room, I figured that when they built it they were planning on renting it and thought "hey, tile is easy to clean and the tenants can't fuck it up as easily as carpet"

like if a couple of lads have a few too many watered down american pints and then have an MMA fight in the kitchen back at the house, they can bleed on the tile and then just mop it up
but carpet would stain

>>75706146
Mackenzie has a legit 8.5/10 body though, just don't look at the faces.