/hoc/

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Reminder this sexbeast isn't even playing.

>craps
>this is our year

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron.

>>75624516
>he doesn't know the memes

1st for Ovi going back to the KHL after he shits the bed again

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Oilels won't win....r-right?

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>>75624516
>Portugese
>not black

6th for may day is fuckign FAG

>shitvakia

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>Poo Gaysey

>>75624593
>>75624568
wrong. this offseason, JR is going to do this:

To WSH:
>Kris Letang & 2016 1st RND Pick
To PIT:
>Alexander Ovechkin

I'd rather move Tanger to wing. Ovi on the Pens would feel too dirty.

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I love this team but i admit >our fan base ia terrible and idk how to fix it.

is fleury elite?

>>75624723
then JR will do this:

To COL:
>Olli Maatta, Dylan Sprong, & 2018 1st RND Pick
To PIT:
>Matt Duchene

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>>75624769
why ducks why

third world or not, if you post anime you are REDDIT

>>75624793
Horrible. Maatta has been great and Pitt doesn't need Duchene. Move Fleury somewhere for a good D and they're set.

>>75624769
Follow the Sabres model and never win anything.

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>>75624796
Its sucks because there are good fans, and a good team here but the season ticket holders would rather make the money selling their seats to the opponents. Add in they're a small market team to begin with and boom, >we get overwhelmed in our own stadium and it's pathetic.

>>75624723
>>75624793

>new lines

Guentzel - Crosby - Hornqvist
Ovechkin - Malkin - Kessel
Hagelin - Duchene - Sheary
Kuhnhackl - Sundqvist - Rust

Cole - Schultz
Dumoulin - Hainsey
cheapUFA - Ruhwedel/Corrado

Murray
Jarry

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>Tfw you win a cup and get traded that offseason

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>>75624789
More elite than all Vezina nominees so far

>>75624817
Where do you think you are

>>75624817
>anime
>literally anti-reddit
Pick 2

actually winning or even caring about winning means you are reddit

>posted right at the end of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFphTF8gtYU
>yfw five games again

>>75624893
>>75624789
Fleury is going to Vegas

>>75624885
>Ovi geno bill line

Meme overload. Bill would end the year with 300 assists.

I literally told EVERYONE of you faggots that the penguins can't be beat, not by the jackets or by the capitals don't fucking call me an idiot, i fucking called his after game two in the jackets series, the jackets are as good at the penguins neither are the capitals

>they use 4chan

this means you are literally r3ddit

i'm drinkin water, is that reddit?

>>75624942
Nope.

>>75624972
Are you breathing?

>>75624789
He's always had the skills to be a top 5 goalie in the league but has suffered from being mentally shaky.

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>>75624723
You mean
>Kris Letang for Ovechkin + 1st Round pick

>>75624949
How drunk are you right now?

>>75624942

Even if he gets traded or whatever he has a no trade clause, and if he wins a cup they'd keep him

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>>75624880
>>we get overwhelmed in our own stadium and it's pathetic.

Haha that must suck right?

>>75625026
I've been drunk since game 5

Winning the lottery = epitome of reddit

Bloos
Coilers

Snes
Peens

>>75625031
>if he wins a cup theyd keep him

No. What would you rather? A 31 year old goalie who won you a cup, or a 22 year old goalie who won you a cup? You likely cant have both

>>75625031
it's possible, but its the wrong move. Murray is the real deal and Jarry is one of the best goaltending prospects in the world. having two starting goalies made sense this season, but it wont make sense next season (especially if jarry continues to develop).

>>75625031
Fleury can win the Conn Smythe and the Pens would still trade him before the expansion draft. Pens would just have to have that victory parade asap.

>>75625078
>jersey
>flyers
>stars
LMAO AVS DIDNT EVEN TRY

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>>75625050
This happens to (you) guys too?

>>75625121
snes are the masters of it dude
basically home games for laffs and habs

>>75625081
>>75625086
>>75625093

Have you seen how terrible Murrays glove is? There is literally no way that they keep Murray over Fleury. They have Jarry for the future.

About to have a bagel with chive and onion cream cheese. AKA anti-Reddit cream cheese.

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>>75625138
Beat the pens and win one so >we both have a cup.

>>75625176
>onion cream cheese
So sour cream and onion

>>75625176
umm?
the anti reddit bagel is just butter

>>75625158
>have you seen how terrible Murrays glove is

Have you seen how terrible Fluerys season was? Or some of his playoffs?

No goalie is perfect at 22. Murray was still technically a rookie this season, and makes less than Fluery.

1 playoffs isnt going to save his job. Hes being shipped off. No GM in their right mind would keep a 30 year old over a 20 year old of the same caliber

>>75625138
Sens/ducks broship begins now?

Jackets/sens broship when

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>>75625231
>just butter

>>75625239
It's Fleury, you retard, not Fluery.

>>75625167
>>75625167
wat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUKv5_ReiBI

>>75625265
>hurr durr I cant refute him so lets point out spelling mistakes

Neck yourself Yinzer.

>>75625158
It's almost like he's a rookie.
Murray outshined Fleury this year in every metric. Fleury is extremely hot right now, but there's no reason to believe Murray wouldn't be playing just as good had he not gotten injured.

Yinzers don't even like hockey

Will Nolan Patrick actually be at the draft or will they take the pic with his new teams jersey at his hospital bed?

>>75625290
You're right, the jackets would have swept them if Murray played

>>75625344
*been swept

Litteraly Reddit the general

I can not believe the rangers are going to be 4-0'd by the Ottawa Memes.

>>75625361
Faggot

>>75625281
I'm not even the same guy, dumb leaf

>>75625344
Nice meme. He played that game for home ice and the pongs still stomped the bjs.

the correct spelling is flurry

>>75625376
Litteraly Reddit the post

>>75625385
*bro

>>75625396
Nice meme, end of the season is for niggers and Reddit alike

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>>75625376
Only because of faggots like you.

Why are anglos grey?

>>75625423
How absolutely homo sexual are you?

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>Tfw offseason /hoc/ will be full of salty redditposting

>>75625466
>post about Salty /hoc/
>Ho Sang dubs

Pottery

I unironically browse /r/hockey, /r/the_donald, /r/rarepuppers and /r/kappa on the reg.

AMA.

>>75625453
*You're a cool guy who gets has sex with women a lot.

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Is there a stream? t. too lazy to look for one

>>75625485
How big is your fedora collection?

@75625505
Do not feed the shitvakian

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>rags

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>canucks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75625485
I browse r/kappa, r/ehm and some porn reddits.

Nothing wrong with that

>>75625551
Who /LifeLong/ here?

>Schultz is going to be in the Norris conversation next year when he pots 85pts, he's the better version of Letang. Nothing like Pitts has played? West is old hat, Metro teams are the new superpowers...

Are most people from hfboards this fucking stupid?

>>75625621
Im going to see which finns they draft and then maybe hop on the vegas lifelong wagon

>>75625636
Whats wrong here? Letang isnt much, if any better than Schultz, and Metro is the new superpower. Noone can compete with the Pongs.

>>75625621
right here. i was with them through it all.

>>75625505
I'm using this one http://www.nhlstream.net/st.-louis-blues-live-stream/

>>75625598
literally the best logo desu
wish they'd change back into it.

>>75625621
Me. Can't stand the bandwagoners

>>75625636
Schultz had a breakout year but he's getting owned by Ovi these past two games, whereas Letang has shut him down on 5v5 play his entire career.

>>75625485
>>75625591
literal fucking niggers. how many fightsticks you porchmonkeys stolen?

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>>75625670
Every team will expose Finns. The Finn concentration will be off the charts, and from all the gambling and alcohol, and Finns high suicide rate, I cant imagine Vegas has a team for long.

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>>75625621
I wasn't alive when the original jets were around so I can consider mysel lifelong

>>75625686
>Letang isn't much, if any better than Schultz
Are you joking? Letang plays 25+ minutes per night and is crucial to the team's overall puck control, especially getting it out of the defensive zone and generating offense.

>>75625636
It's honestly pretty amazing that the year the BJs meme to the top of the league is the same year that 4 teams hit 100 points and is the same year that the Devils and Flyers end up winning the draft without tanking into last place. And it's not like the Hurricanes are bottom feeders themselves.


But Schultz being in the Norris conversation is retarded.

That is a fucking crazy division right now.

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>>75625709
thanks mate

>>75625636
I love Jultz but he's no Letang. He's been better on the PP but Letang is the only guy on Pitt who can play for 30+ and consistently move the puck.

>>75625686
Schultz is a system babby

>walking my dog after game 2 with my Oilers shirt on
>every car that drives by honks
>every person that walks by woos

I forgot this feeling
Same thing happened in 2006
I fucking missed that feeling

>>75625591
Are you getting Tekken next month lad?

;_; https://streamable.com/2xm0x

>>75625803
You'd be Reddit if you didn't

>>75625803
Yes, cant wait. It's my first tekken because im an 09'er, so very excited to learn it.

>>75625793
And Letang isn't? Letang is a Crosby-babby

>>75625834
Same. Didn't play 6 or TTT2 because I was/am buttmad about scamco gutting the Soul Calibur series in favor of it. But now I've accepted that it's the closest thing left.

>>75625864
Wrong.

>>75625864
Crosby should go down as the greatest of all time considering how many retards here attribute any success by other Penguins players to being Crosby babbies.

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>search up hockey podcast
>find the most subscribed one "ScuttlePuck"
>listening to it right niw
>"I wasn't watching any hockey last night. But my wife turned on the TV and the draft was on and I was like "wow what perfect timing'""
How the fuck do these people get famous?

sup guys

butthurt avs fan here, but, it's no ones fault, we just had a shit season

hoping the blues pull this off because fuck nashville....nothing to do with sports, i just dont like that city

Who's streaming today? Sportspass being gay as usual

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>>75625922
>mad
>at smashville

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>>75625803
not him, but the only game I'm looking forward to is the N.Sane Trilogy

>>75625924

its on NBC you fu-oh

TSN isn't covering it?

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LET'S DO THIS

>>75625967

Nah. Rogers has a broadcast monopoly for NHL. No free streams. Since they own the rights to NHL Gamecenter here aswell.

>Nashville, the music city
>Just blasting nigger rap music during the pre-game
LMAO

>Oilers meme their way into Lottery wins over and over again
>Force NHL rule change
>Start winning right as it changes
>Now all the shitty teams are fucked eternally

Nice job Buttman

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>>75625924
>the current year
>not using lazy man

>>75625954
I'm just praying that it doesn't suck ass or that Activision doesn't gut it of any soul it could have had.

>>75625591
>>75625803
>>75625954
>>75625834
>gaymers

Reddit please leave

>>75625864
Being a crosby babby is different from being a system babby. Change Pittsburgh's coach and Schultz will get exposed even if the roster is the same

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still drunk, going to nap until 5

>>75626036
what are they going play otherwise?
Conway Twitty?

>>75626046
I may be gay but i dont call myself a gamer

i just like games

>>75626061
Actual music that isn't monkey jungle beats? Like literally anything else?

>>75626076
They have little big town singing the anthem. I don't think they have much better.

>>75626061
actual music

Pierce McGuire is a poopy head

Also go Prebs and Duggs

Also, TED. Where should I send you flowers? I've been just throwing managers special bouquets in the ditch off of 71 north, but I think their getting snagged by groundhogs. PLEASE RESPOND

>>75626061
>the only two types of music are rap and conway twitty
unironically drink bleach

soneone make the game thread

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>Americans

>>75625911
Puck Podcast, sempai.

The first 45 minutes are sometimes useless banter, but the rest is spot on. And it's 3 hours long so it lasts more than a few car trips for me at least.

>>75626036
>>75626076

They have to make Subban feel welcome

who's this nigger

Are the country singers gonna get progressively more badass by the time they get to the finals, with, like, Gillian Welch or M Ward eventually singing in game 6 and honkeytonk takes over America again

>Pecker Ebay

>>75625880
i love takis boobs and her poking nipples

>>75625733
im white and bought my sticks

>>75626201

they should get pre-2015 sturgill simpson to do it

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I really hope that shitty country singer isn't doing the American anthem tonight

Who are the Reddit teams of round 2?

>>75626294
Nashville Redditors obviously.

>>75626294
>Perds, >Pongs, >snes and >cucks

>>75626247
They'll be in Edmonton. I'm guessing it'll be some poo in the loo singer

>>75626294
penguins and thats it

>>75626294
anyone not named oilels and snes

so when with predators start beating the shit out of the bloos? theyve been running rinne nonstop

>>75626309
>Ducks
>fans

Nah, Oilers is Reddit's top choice.

>>75626294

>rags
>oilels

>>75626311
At least it won't be a BLM group

>oilels
>Reddit

re-evaluate yourselves, marks

What the hell happened in the Ottowa game last night

It was like 1-0 first time I checked then I checked later in the evening and it was 6-5

GAME THREAD

>>75626407
>>75626407
>>75626407
>>75626407
>>75626407
>>75626407

>>75626418
padqvist happened

>>75626418
Pageau happened.

>>75626294
oilers
pongs

>vsnuvkd

>>75626386
God if the Flyers don't invite The Roots to perform at every home game next year they're just fucking idiots
Detroit can get Cold as Life
The Florida teams will probably choose sjw groups like against me

>>75626056
What? What system does Sullivan run that any of Crosbys 4 coachs didnt? Does that make Crosby a system babby?

Just because Schultz had shit numbers playing infront of Dubnyk and Scrivens doesnt mean hes a shit D. Hes actually a pretty good D.

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>"it's going to take a lot to get goals past rinne"
>6 goals against, .880%

>"it's going to take a lot to get goals past allen"
>6 goals against, .892%

>"it's going to take a lot to get goals past lundqvist"
>8 goals against, .896%

>>75626483
>The Roots
boring

>>75625864
>Letang is a Crosby-babby
Might want to rewatch that game 6 GWG again from last year's SCF

>>75626508
You're fucking blind. Schutlz is garbage in his own zone when he's under pressure. Sullivan's system lets him flip the puck out of the zone and makes the forwards do the hard work

>>75624723
Are you literally retarded?

Nashville is out there playing ball hockey on the ice.

That's gonna bite them in the ass.

>>75626565
>1 goal makes a player not a babby

W E W
E
W

Look how bad that Penguins D is without Letang. Hes defintley needed back there.

Crosby is just the best 2 Way center. Letang gets bailed out numerous times by Crosgod

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Are the Blues even trying

>>75626686
Yes, that goal shows how he is not a system babby. No wew necessary.

What a snooze fest this game is. Doesn't help that the crowd is so fucking quiet, or maybe this broadcast is just terrible at capturing the stadium sound.

>>75626963
A stand beside the net and tap the puck in goal proves someone isnt a system babby?

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How do we save the franchise?

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>>75626824
I ask myself that almost every game.

>>75627050
Actually, yes, because a system babby wouldn't have carried the puck down low in the first place, drawn both defenders to that side, and posted up at the bottom of the circle for a wide open one-timer. A system babby would have just shot it from the point with a low-percentage shot or passed it off much earlier.

>>75627124
fake as fuck pic. found on reddit kid?

why does chiraq like reddit so much? is it the reddithawks?

>>75627162
He did that earlier in the play..... i dunno why you seem to think Letang is a good dman. Hes not even a top 5 offencive dman.

>>75627171
Plz no bulli i found on twitter ;_;

>>75627256
He knew the defenders were dead tired at that point and that he would be able to create space. You can hate all you want, but you're still wrong.

As of now, the best case scenario for Good Guys vs. Good Guys is:

>Ducks come back to sweep Oilels in 6
>Whoever wins in Nashville / St.Louis beats the Ducks
>Sens over Rangers
>Caps come back to sweep Pens in 6
>SCF is Nashville / St.Louis vs. Caps / Sens

>>75627385
preds vs sens

>>75627385
>Craps
>Good guys
merely pretending, rite?

>>75627385
>Caps
>Good guys

The good guys of each series are;
>Sens
>Oilers
>Blues
>Penguins

>>75627441
>boilers
>clues
bad post senpai

Why do the Caps keep fucking up ? Also, which current player is the most similar to prime Eric Lindros ?

>>75627432
>>75627441
Caps are the good guys only because they don't have the Cup
>>75627441
Oilers are not good because they lmao1stpicked their way into being competitive, sets a bad example for other teams
Pens can't be the good guys since they won last year

It's easy

>>75627464
>he thinks Spics and hicks are good guys

You need to try a new sport, maybe?

>>75627516
>le braindead no cup is good guy meme
bad post.

>>75627516
Caps have a bought not devolped team. They cant be good guys.

Pongs are being led by Wilkes Barre bred Rookies. Real meat and potatos players.

Obvious good guys

Oilers are good guys because Ducks play infront of 1000 bandwagoning spics. No way a team from Anaheim can be hockey good guys

>>75627517
>non-whites are bad guys

what's your problem?

kassian has a nice hairdo

>>75627517
>hicks and methheads

>>75627590
>hicks
>anything other than white

Would you kindly just fuck off?

>$44.44 for 4 sausages, 4 hash browns, 4 eggs, 4 toast

fuck this pageau meme

>>75627697

more like fuck this kippers meme

How FURIOUS would Bettman be if it was Oilers:Sens SCF

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>guy boucher voice
The guy is like an image of a tragic villain.

>>75627697
Mad because a 3rd line manlet would be the best player on your team?

>>75627745
Not to bad, since McDavid is his new golden boy. Hes gonna pressure Oilers to trade him to Arizona or Vegas

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endless pain lads

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>>75627776
Why dont you just switch teams?

>>75627583
>reddit's team
>good guys

>>75625911
Watch the Steve Dangle podcast. They usually talk about all of the NHL after some Laffs verbal shitposting

>>75627813

because i spent my teenage years hiding in the basement alone watching the caps play and drinking my dad's beer and idk who i'd be without them

>>75627904
>I dunno who id be without them

Probably not depressed

>>75627766

If Bettman was the conniving Jew he is made out to be here, Arizona would have won the Matthewsb Owl

>>75627886
>dude pokemon lmao
>wasted an entire podcast celebrating trudeau's election

>>75627886
>Steve Dangle
reddit

>>75627959
You know what. Fair enough I forgot about that.

>>75627992
forgot another classic
>spent 30 minutes apologizing to john scott for "bullying" him

>>75627957
>The year 2015+1
>Matthews drafted first year
>Play for Laffs entire rookie contract, making it 1 round further each year
>go to arbitration demanding 10million dollers at end of rookie contract
>Leafs refuse, Matthews signs with Arizona or Vegas

Matthews is a bettman sleeper agent who is going to cuck canada. Believe me. Stay woke.

>>75628068
>Leafs not giving Matthews whatever he wants

We aren't in cap hell

>>75628150
Lou wont be bullied by his players. Lou would let Matthews walk if he started demanding.

>>75628150
>Reminder the Laffs are still paying Kessel 1.2million a season

>>75628186

You're absolutely retarded if you don't think Matthews is getting a minimum of 7.5 a year.

>>75628186
>Implying Lou doesn't threaten to have his entire family whacked if he doesn't re-sign

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can anyone bonaquapill me on Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen?

>>75628303
Like Ville Husso

>>75628068
>matthews gets 8 years, 16m AAV
>bolts to the KHL after year 4

>>75628303
Next Kiprusoff

>>75628379
Kek

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This triggers the Finns

How the fuck did the Blues get this far

>>75628525
>minnesota has nobody to take clappers from the blue line
>continuously run head into wall
that's how.

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what did they mean by this?

>>75628525

They played a Boudreau team in round 1

>>75624656
don't cut yourself on that edge

>>75628812
fuck you fucking FAG Grease

>golden showers

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*exposes your goaler*

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Real talk though: Why are there no Germans here supporting this man?

>>75628974
Whats wrong with his upper lip? Is it just his Degenerate Nebraska genetics?

>>75628977
>germans
>caring about hokkie
lol

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>>75629014
think it's just a weird photo

>>75629084
>>75628974
Why do sports close ups always look as bad as high school picture day?

>>75629084
Its his gums, theyre inflammed or inflated at birth

Is Vegas making the playoffs next year?

>>75628428
this is so dumb, i had to laugh.

>>75629565
>cucks tumbling down
>shorts tumbling down
>kangz nowhere in sight
>cantpucks cucked
>flims flammed
>only edmongolia remains
i'd say they can snag a spot yeah

>>75627813
I recognize that sign. 10 minutes from me.

>>75629642
Cool. I took that may may from reddit

>>75627813
This sign'd be perfect if the exit was Washington.

>>75629565

No but they won't finish last in the division

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You have 3 minutes to prove that this isn't the best canadian export ever.

(pro tip, you can't)

Get or 67 and Ottawa wins the cup

>>75629744
Trips or 66 and they swept by pongs

>>75625907
Crosby is gonna go down as the goat btw

>>75629744
>44
Does that mean pageau wins the mvp trophy?

>>75629724
You have 0 seconds to prove you're not gay.
Ooops! Too late faggot.

>>75629816
You know what they say, takes one to know one, gaylord

>>75629642
Yep 79 south. Fuck Penndot for taking 2 years to redo that split when it wasn't even necessary.

Is Letterkenny reddit /hoc/?

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future is looking good lads

>>75630210
For me it's Arvidsson

>>75630210
>>75630335
Redpill me on Aardvarkssin. Seems like a manlet one-good-year career type of player

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>MFW the WCF is almost certainly going to be Preds vs. Oilers

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>>75630335
Good post.

>>75630473
He's actually a reincarnated Martin St. Louis and he is going to have a really successful carreer as the league's top manlet

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St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

Hating Czechoslovakia is reddit

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>>75629687
i tried my best.

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>>75630479
Go preds

>>75630680
You said it, brother

>>75630680
Sounds like a made up place. Cant find it on a single map

>>75630680

Having Serbs in this thread would be an upgrade faggot

>>75629816
>>75629858
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

>>75630748
can you please tell me what youa re doing in kazakhstan? I am curious, if you don't mind of course.

preds desu senpai

>>75630596
>playoff beard
what did she mean by this?

>>75630738
>>75629744
Dubs don't lie,Ottawa wins the cup

Look at Grease pretending these cuck countries arent his proxys

I love cocks in and around my mouth. Absolutely love it.
Big, girthy dicks all lubed up with olive oil and a little bit of garlic.

pegga rinnay will lift the lord stan lee
klappa dis

>>75630473
He succeeds because he shoots from everywhere and has done it at every level. His size is why he has been overlooked.

I can't wait for the Canadian asshurt when the Oilels win a cup this year

>Music city
>Some shitty rap tune after victory

Ok.

>>75630962
As expected of Trashville.

>>75630962
>mad at tradition (since the song was released at least)

>>75631022
being a tradition doesn't make it not shit

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someone should shoop a blues logo on the fish tbqhafwyl (to be quite honest and frank with you lads)

>>75631136
dat fish
>i am screaming and noiseless

Who jumping on the Vegas Golden Knights bandwagon before that baby gets rolling?

>>75631235
yosh

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>>75631022
>predators "tradition"
Like what? Throwing an aquatic animal on the ice? Real fresh.

>>75631279
that one is ironic to troll Wings fans in the area

>>75631302

it's more embarrassing than Florida's rats desu.

>>75631302
>having more than one fanbase in your area
disgusting

>>75631235
I live in Colorado but I might passively cheer for them once the avs are irrelevant.

So you know...like after 10 games into the season.

>>75631330
>not liking the rats

when did /hoc/ get so reddit?

>all the good guys are up
Are we living in the best timeline?

>>75630764
Serbs don't watch or play hockey

>>75631388
>oilels
>good guys
No

>>75631388
>>75631401

>>75631398

That's why they'd be an upgrade. They wouldn't even fucking be here.

>>75631388
>Pens/oilels
>good guys
Gtfo with that weak shit

>>75631388
Iff all the good guys were up itd be
>preds
>ducks
>sens
>caps
In the conference finals

Why does Wayne Gretzky always look so unhappy? He always looks like he doesnt wanna be there.

>>75631455
>>75631476
This

>>75625119
>>75625078
>>75628725
Can y'all snow negroes give me a rundown on the butthurt from yesterday's draft

>>75631455
>Caps
>Good guys

Please go back to red dit

>>75631476
If it was good guys, the Oilers/Ducks teams would be in a horrifying accident, leaving none alive.

>>75631476
The Ducks aren't good guys but they are better than the Oilers

>>75631495
Kek true but ducks have no fans so lesser of 2 evils

>>75625466
>Redditposting

That's been done enough here. /pol/ is now /r/ the Donald. It's fucking hilarious to see how much of a shitshow that board is

>>75625954
>New crash game
>It's just a collection


Fuck

>>75631484
The fact that his daughter is a slut is always on the back of his mind.

>>75631343
>>75631343
Former AZfag now living in Washington state. WA has no team, I don't want to root for the Cantpucks, and the Yotes won't be doing anything for the next few years so I'm with you on that one.

>>75631515
and she's married to a coked up fiend

>>75625466
This needs Bonino's beard on it.

>>75631512
>just a collection

After ratchet and clank bombed, its to test the waters for interest in new one. Buy the collection

>>75626036
They always do that during the warmups.

If you ask me, put some industrial DnB on. That would do well

>>75631533
go back and stay there

>>75631492
read through the replies on these:

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858474104747417600
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858474836976427008
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858475026424745985
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858475138974703617
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858475537945198592
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858476276717367297
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858476653139382272
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858477273757954054
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/858477818891702272

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>>75631531
>What's the safe word for tonight, anon?

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>they actually pass out scripts

>>75631562

Is it in order top to bottom?

>>75631495

Ducks don't have fans who will shit up /hoc/ if they advance and they didn't have to be lottery babbies to build a good team, Oilers are the badder guys in that matchup

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the anaheim ducks paid patrick maroon 500k this season. i dont get why they would pay a guy on the enemy team?