eternal /trb/

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messi on suicide watch edition

>>75592422
>6.6
good enough. give him the golden ball

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>>75592462

>as long as I stop posting /trb/ dies

>>75592610
We died because nobody noticed we were past bump limit. Nobody needs you.

>>75592801
>nobody noticed we were past bump limit
looks like you do need me then.

>>75592801
then no one created a thread for an hour and a half

>>75592833
We need HC.

>>75592856
HC has several wives to mummify lad he doesn't have time for us anymore.

>>75592925
I think they call them burkas, not mummification

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>0 (Zero)
pleased with this

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>>75592972
considering they have him

>>75593024
hes a manlet tho

>>75592949
hownu.ru
try googling indonesia on pornhub

also, how the fuck are you up 4-0?

>>75593063
The power of Rod Stewart's genitals

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>Buyern in pot 2

umm how has this happened exactly

>>75592610
>>75577193

>>75593514
Thankfully SI is not known for their prediction abilities.

>>75593644
insert picture of england winning the 2018 world cup/any tournament like they do every save

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Game keeps getting stuck here when creating a new game. Any ideas why? I've already reinstalled the game.

>>75594120
try starting a game with a minimum sized db to see if there's actually a problem
you might just be loading too much for the PC to handle

>>75594412
Hmm, Shouldn't be the db size as I always use the same pretty much.

>>75594412
>Didn't actually fuck up for once
Makes a chance

How do I set up my team to press high when the ball is in the opponent's half but sit back tight and compact when it's in my half?

>>75595313
close down more on the CB's, DM's and fullbacks but not the rest of the team

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sigh

>>75595333
Does it work well in-game though? Let's say if I have a 4-2-3-1 going.

>>75595458
Why not try it and see? Need hardworking AMC and striker if you want pressing to work deep in their half, if they're lazy they won't bother closing down and it'll be a waste of time trying

>>75595620
Alright let's see how it goes. Need all the meme magic I can muster with Leicester.

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Need to sack my DoF

>>75596441
>having one in the first place

>>75597079
They can get some good deals sometimes and pick up player that you've missed.

>Board offers me a change of season expectations because I'm 1st on the league
>Promise to win the league in exchange for more money, because I have some targets I can't get at the moment, and will get poached by other teams
>Immediately regret it
What are the chances I get sacked m8s?

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>>75597382
this
this guy isn't amazing, but he's worth way more than the 145k we paid for him. never would have spotted him

just make sure you give yourself responsibility for negotiating contracts/finalising deals so that you can cancel their stupid shit

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Just got him on a free, but can be bothered to learn his name
giv nickname

>>75599252
Kehindea Depoju

>>75599252
Sly Stone

>>75599252
black dynamite

>>75599252
Hair

>>75599252
Ken De Ade

>>75599252
Snoop Doggy Dogg

>>75599391
Black Dynamite it is

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>>75599313
>>75599368
>>75599391
>>75599416
>>75599449
>>75599482
>>75599416
>>75599449
>>75599482
A new challenger aproaches

>>75599638
grease lightning

>>75599638
>finishing 3
wonger pls

>tfw you cant leave your leverkusen job until you achieve legend status at the club

You would think the last four titles would seal it ffs

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>tfw you haven't tribbled for months
>tfw you got stoned and loaded your save up even though you know it's always such a terrible idea
>tfw it was world cup year
>tfw you barely battled past the mighty Cape Verde and Qatar in the group stages and get R A P E D by England in the final group match
>tfw you gave your team belief and beat Germany 2-0
>tfw you beat Belgium 3-1 in the QF
>tfw you beat Brazil with 10 men in the semis in ET
>tfw you played Chile in the final and they had Sanchez sent off in the first 15 minutes
>tfw you got cheated and the match finished 3-3
>tfw you know penalties are a waste of time because you never ever ever win on them
>tfw you lost on them
>tfw

HELP

Just about to play the first match in the Club World Cup and found my entire squad is unregistered

I've went back through my messages and I never got any prompt to register players


wat do

>>75600851
>club world cup
actually the worst though, you can only register 23 players and there is no u21 exception

>>75600851
Squad > Upper left Players tab > Registration > Upper right Competitions tab > World Cup
If this doesn't work, holiday to the next day, your assman should register the players
Also cross your fingers that he doesn't go apeshit and fucks it all up

>>75601054
4-0 win with my ass-man

Thank fuck

How do CWB(s) differ from WB(s)?

>>75602828

I might be wrong, but I think the CWB(s) will go as far as 3/4 of the pitch but will go higher when in possession of the ball, the WB(s) won't go higher even if they have the ball.

It's 12:21 a.m. here, do I take a shower and then choke the league, or do I choke the league and then take a shower? Please decide for me.

>>75607229
Choke then shower

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>sims their matches since December
>they still win
Watford pls i don't want to go to Champions League yet

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>first 2 games in charge of Atletico is a double header against real

1-0 on aggregate. Simeone would be proud

Ok should i play fm drunk?

>>75608656
of course

>>75609158
Thanks poland

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Really my only summer pick up to take the starting job from Robert Mak. What do you guys think?

>win the sextuple with arsenal
>resign
>only job I can get is in the National League or managing Jamaica
what have I done

>>75609376
You must not be playing 17.

>>75609376
>winsextuple
>resign


don't buy every living regen that is relevant and sell whole squad in 2 years for 500 milions.

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why is his CA so low? he has been excellent this season and his stats aren't too bad

>>75609522
Have you considered that he is literally incapable of doing anything besides shooting?

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>dominate individual chart
>6th place

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WE GOT HIM, HOLY SHIT.

>>75609998
>Buying cheese
>Minimum fee release

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>>75609998

reminder that he's not american

>>75610082
Tieleman is meh in 17

Mourinho must be raging about the injuries in his game.

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>>75610107
You mean perfection

>>75610107
>-9 is meh

Are attributes or personality more important for HoYD?

>>75611337
Personality, but that is also reflected in some attributes. JPA and DET are most important, but keep in mind that he figures as a coach as well, so some good coaching attributes as well as working with youngsters doesn't hurt.

>>75611337
>>75611812
Plus, you should pick one that prefers the same formation as you, as this increases the chance of youth players that can play your system.

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poor lazio

>>75611936
8th isn't so bad .. oh wait

>>75611337
>>75611812
OK ty anon

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r8

>>75612623
didn't you leave krasnodar?

>>75611936
Has Italian clubs' knack for going bankrupt or being relegated due to point deduction, swindling, etc. been implemented in FM? Seems like a very unstable country financially, but I love the good coaches.

>>75612656
I went to Newcastle but then got relegated kek, then managed Croatia and then back to Krasnodar again

pic related is a transfer target since my midfielders are getting old but idk whether he is worth the money

>>75612890
ozil is probably worth the money

>>75613105
kek

>>75613217
It's been 25 minutes and you still haven't posted your actual transfer target.

>>75612623
>>75614012
literally did 3 posts above

>>75614060
Then why would you say pic related when it wasn't?

>>75614091
I got what he meant. (but I didn't want to r8)

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do you reckon a deeplying forward would be better in this formation? the defensive forward doesn't connect with midfield as well I think. Anyone ever used 4-2-2-2 with no wingers and 2 forwards?

>>75592422

If this happened IRL Neymar would have his contract terminated by Barca.

>That Negredo goal
He certainly didn't mean that!

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Guys, would it be worth to give up on all my saves on FM14 and move to 16? Also, which one is better 15 or 16?

>tfw want Hull, Swansea and Middlesbrough to stay up

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>Just got promoted this season
>Club was in £5mill debt at the start of the season
>Was given a £4mill transfer budget
>In October now
>£15mill in the bank
>Ask for transfer budget increase as we need a new CB and CM in january
>Accepted
>Expect to be given around £5mill
>See this

>>75617794

It'll still be impossible to get anyone decent to join us though given our low rep.

>poop exposed yet again

>>75618314

>Tfw he'll still get top 4 because his only competition are Drawchester United and Arsele

>>75618558
EPL is a joke now

>>75618598
moyes knew all along. vacate.

>>75618679
Was he playing interdimensional 5d monopoly?

Time to get fucked by Shit

>>75618598
Paweł please, EPL is the home of football.

>>75619252
How come'st've none of your teams are in CL right now

>>75619339
UEFA corruption desu.

Will Baker win the Beker?

>>75619339
uefa bringing down the english man

>>75619902
>implying there's an English man in the starting 11 of the top 4 teams

>>75620155
Spurs have 5 alone.

>>75620155

Cahill
Walker
Ali
Rose
Kane
Dier
Stones
Sterling
Milner
Clyne

Arsenal Fan TV is gonna be a joy tonight

>>75621117
I love watching those whiners suffer.

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>mfw butters' local basketball club are traitors to the Spanish cause

ded thred tonight

who /drinkingalone/ here

>>75627018
/smokingdevilslettucealone/ and shitty save being uneventful are a bad combo

>>75627104
Did you buy FM17 like I told you to yet?

>>75627104
>has lived with Mitch who admitted smoking wedds is what made him the man he is now
>continues to smoke wedds
Daniel pls

>>75627140
no shekels lately moite
>>75627148
i think it's also something else that made him what he is now, that could be related to a bucket

>>75627282
he streamed FM with a facecam before bucketnite

>>75627309
streaming FM wasn't my problem

you guys have had a very strange insight into the way my life has gone incredibly downhill over the past 18 months

think yourselves lucky that you got front row seats

What's the best formation in general for a team that dominates a league and can get the best players in any position?

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>>75627018
here.

>>75627410
>mfw my own life has gone downhill so hard that I missed Mitch's life going downhill

>>75627654
pretty much everyone's life has gone downhill on trb, apart from the lithuanian surgeon and some others matey
>>75627521
5-5-5, the butterfly formation

>moyes has been to every single one of our games to watch our RB play

>>75627749
Who?

>daisy asked me to stream
alright lads time to deactivate my twitch channel see you in the next life

>>75627865
kekd audibly
why not stream anyway, at least you do something

>>75627774
maybe one of his former regens? never heard the name either

>>75627774
>>75627960
i believe he meant his right back

>28 year old star midfielder already wants to play in China

why, it's not like you don't get paid 400k p/m here

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this shit is what makes grenvilles out of proper tribblers

>>75628419
I had to grenville a canadian/bulgarian regen from my youth academy when he got called up for the bulgaria u19s in this save
twinge of guilt but I know what's best for him

>>75628419
Proper tribblers have moved on from fm12.

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>PSG

so wait, did Arsenal's loss mathematically cancel St Totteringham's day?

>>75628931
yes, for this year
and wenger's new 15-year contract* might cancel it forever

*pls

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>>75628909
I, for one, welcome our new monegasque overlords
>>75628988
>mfw it still came around last season

>>75629069
kek
I miss spurs being pathetic chokers, but if at least arsenal are going to remain pathetic chokers, I guess I can find entertainment

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>>75629069
>I, for one, welcome our new monegasque overlords

DELET

is left worth 6m? spalvis is injured for like half a year and will be sold hopefully

>>75629188
I think Ozil is better than Ozil, but that's my preference

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>>75629188
forgot file

>>75629229
I applaud you for your constant posting

Keep fighting the good fight Greekbro

>>75629229
don't like him 2bh. he's fast, but not really good at anything. 6m isn't hugely unreasonable but I bet you could find someone better

>>75629229
idk if I would waste a foreign player slot on him. 6m is an okish price though, depends on personality/potential as well.

>>75629342
true, I mean it's not like I am in desperate need of a striker. Have like 3 young russians (2 which have a lot of potential) and a Greek which I hope I can get a lot of money out of, just looking for a backup just in case

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This is going worryingly well

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>>75629430
>posting mid season

>>75629430
you never learn huh?

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is this Miles' way to represent him getting jailed for criticising the president?

>>75629694
that rings a buggy bell
also reminds me of that loan bug in fm10 where occasionally guys you sent out would just never come back

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>14

Does anyone actually get regens this young?

>>75629814
it's common in Germany and France

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my best RB (by a long long margin) got bought for 7.5 by Celta (release clause and didn't want to sign a new contact) and the best replacement I could find thus far is Sam Burgess

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>>75629782
he's back, must've had something to do with Uzbekistan not actually having played a match during this international matchday whilst still calling the players up

imagine spending eleventy billion on a DM with average ratings of below 6.5

>>75629911
a real shame, because the guy on the left actually has a decent face. Burgess, on the other hand..

>>75629911
pretty useless in attack, but otherwise a decent player
how much are you going to have to pay? probably more than 7.5m

>>75629921
congrats SI

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>>75630002
imagine forgetting to post the image

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>>75630062
estimate is 4.4-8 mil, not that bad desu, what worries me is that he's already 24

I also managed to get left on loan

Can I get 16/17 teams for FM 2016 somehow?

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>>75630062
thank fuck he came back, 3 wins in 3 and I'm more and more scared of when we'll start choking

>>75630519
if you're talking about what I'm thinking, pretty sure there are promotion/relegation patches somewhere

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fucks sake i don't want a repeat of the 6-1 from a few years ago

>>75630547
ah i meant like, all transfers done.

>>75630902
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=football+manager+2016+16/17+update

>>75630961
thanks for googling that for me. maybe you should google 'job' and 'how to get a girlfriend' for yourself

>>75631250
>telling the local surgeon to google 'job'
hownu.ru

>>75631250
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+say+%22go+fuck+yourself%22+in+danish

>>75631250
rude

>midfielder with 8 finishing gets a perfect hattrick
thank you based bulgarian goalkeeping

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why would yo hire the man who relegated 2 clubs in 3 years

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second shootout in a row we win in the cup against mediocre bus parking teams, shame

>>75631814
Did you try to stop retaining possession if they're parking the bus? You're obviously gonna have possession anyway.

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tfw

>>75630519
want bendtner at rosenborg eyh?

>>75626948
WE FUCKING WON LAD I TOLD YOU IT WAS OUR YEAR

>>75634440
but at what cost butters?

>>75634440
iberostar tenerife?

>>75638565
>fibasellouts tenerife
ftfy

>>75638573
i remember they were first in the league a while ago

wanna see some fresh teams in the euroleague other than some turkish ones t.b.h

>>75638579
>turkish airlines
I miss when spain was given all the preferential treatment
maybe if erdogan JUSTS international travel the clubs won't be able to participate

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how much would you splash for this guy

>>75638642
>Krasnodar
>again
your save perplexes me
how much do they want/the scout thinks they'd want?

>>75638670
scouts say 40M, in all fairness he's scored like 20 goals in 19 games

Is there any reason why after moving to a new club literally every contract you offer now has a minimum transfer clause built in?

>>75638681
Did you move to Spain?

>>75638681
if the new club is Spanish or Brazilian - yes, it's the law
>>75638679
try 35

>>75638691
well if next year the board give me like a 50M transfer budget and I get to sell some players I'll try

>>75638688
>>75638691
Yeh spain, why is it a law and is this in real life too?

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>a player from Zalgiris' intake got called up to Russia's U19s
maybe I should've loaded Russia, three of his 10 U19 teammates are from some academy with overhyped facilities
>>75638705
http://www.cityam.com/252013/recent-change-spains-tax-laws-could-make-buying-liga-manchester-united
https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/buy-out-clauses-how-they-work-spanish-football

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hopefully he gets a 100m transfer or something so I can get the nifty 50%

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Explain this shit.

>>75638787
If he's at Madrid, he probably won't leave unless he flops.

>tfw drunk before 4 pm

How goes saves lads?

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>>75639495
living the dream atm

Do you prefer to play top teams or amateur?

>>75640007
depends

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>>75639789
Likewise, friend

>tfw haven't lost a game with drunken tactic changes

https://www.balls.ie/football/jonny-evans-football-manager-363887
>Terry Gibson later told me that the reason I got called up... Sanchez didn't know anything about me at the time, I played reserve football.

>He [Gibson] said, 'We didn't know anything about you, but my son saw you on Championship Manager.'

>The son recommended me to Terry, Terry recommended me to Sanchez and that's how it went

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>>75640113
okay we needed a draw in the first leg to try and win it at home, but this was unexpected
>captcha is "calle calle"
wew

>>75640182
heard about that free transfer XI mate?

>>75640238
dammit, didn't see it before. oh well

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>Looking at previous European Golden Boys winners to see how they developed
>This bag of shit won it 3 years ago

>>75640717
let me guess, he was tearing it up for someone's B team?
SI's calculation for that award has been terrible in ever version I've played

>>75638573
Next year they'll be in Eurocup I think.
>>75638579
They're 5th now but season is not over yet.

>>75640819

No, he was in the first team. It's just the team were in division 2...

Lads I need a mediocre European league to manage in,say worse than Belgian or Portoguese but better than Estonian.

>>75641255
Belarus

Lads, I've got an idea. Let's make a browser-based multiplayer clone of FM. I'm sure with my cutting-edge IT skills and your scouting knowledge we can do it.

>>75641255
Poland

>>75641304
Mitch might be willing to join you, he too refuses to use the bathroom to relieve himself

>>75641304

I've recently found a hidden gem called Marcus Rashford, he plays for some midtable EPL club. Make sure you give him max potential, pay me for my amazing scouting later.

>>75641304
>cutting-edge IT skills
>India
Turn it off and back on again?

>>75641304

DESIGNATED

>>75641255
bulgaria is OK. taking down ludogorets is a fun challenge for a few seasons, there are loads of amateur/semi pro guys in romania/croatia/serbia who are good enough to improve your shitty team at the start of the save, tiny crowds in huge stadiums, horrible goalkeeping, every team plays 4-2-3-1 with a big fast black man up front, etc.

>The game still thinks a freekick on the edge of the area is a highlight despite my clubs having never scored from one in the 7 years I've managed them

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>Tfw you've got no fans

>>75641370
thanks mane, I'll make sure you get your share when I'm rolling around in shekels

question for everyone here, regarding >>75641304, would you prefer to simplify the attributes system to focus on some key things or keep the fullblown autismo spreadsheet levels of different attribs?

>>75642113

Don't care, just make sure you hide dicks in the background.

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Didnt post at the time cos I was shitfaced and went on a 2 day bender, but I qualified for CL in my 3rd season with Bournemouth lads

>>75642156
why?

>>75642176
I feel like you're a good person to ask, how do you get vomit out of sheets?

>>75642211
Soak it in a tub of cold water for a night, then put it in for a high wash for a few hours with a squirt of lemon in your fabric conditioner. then make sure you let them dry outside

>>75642228
Cool, ty

>>75642234
or just get it dry cleaned.

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>satisfied with life at the moment
>feels the two of you could become friends
oh so you want to ruin your life or what

In my saves there's always 18-20 year old MLS players who have Premier League potential but can't get work permits so their contracts expire and they never get a team for years


That's dumb

>>75642908
>Martinique

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FUCKING FIX YOUR CAPITALISATION R000000

>>75643065
>In my saves there's always 18-20 year old MLS players who have Premier League potential

Yeah, it's annoying how much SI overrate American youth

>Hassan_Anfield: We need at least 5 new signings. A new GK (Ter Stegen) CB (Van Dijk) LB (Ryan Sessegnon) A Speedy winger & Striker (Aubameyang)

Makes United fans thinking they can sign Bale and Neymar look almost sane

>>75643276
>Van Dijk
wouldn't be even remotely surprised about this one tho

>>75643293

He'd be £50mill+ easily.

>midtable team overachieving at the start of the season with 6 game and 7 game unbeaten runs
>10 points deducted from them due to financial troubles
>they sack the manager 3 weeks later for "poor performance in the league"

wew

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>tfw bendtner is scoring again

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>15yo
>those stats
the young madman

>>75643700
>6 eccentricity
>18 decisions
disappointingly sane, 2bh

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>minimum release clause of the same fee you are paying for player
>non-negotiable

>>75643700
>180cm

Why even exist?

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>>75643912

You think that's bad get a load of this. Spotted this cunt when he was 16 and was told by /trb/ he might grow but only a few inches at most. Also that shitty aerial and jumping.

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>>75643912
180cm everyone

>>75643912

Isn't 180cm 6ft? Bare minimum height for a keeper for me but still not worth writing a player off over.

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>big team buys good goalkeeper, but they already have one better, so the one they just bought is rotting on the bench
>won't let him go on loan
>won't sell him

>>75644097
its 5'11 no? 182cm is 6'

>>75644146
183cm is 6'

>Are Watford the dullest mid-table team since Charlton or Fulham? Classic treading water specialists until they finally go down in a year or two.
Stuart

Liverpoo fans suddenly realise this is Watford and not Norwich and getting mad that they're not 3-0 up yet.

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So comfy.

>>75644256

My laptop would literally melt.

>>75643912
I'm 180 cm and I agree

Regen day sneaked up on me!

Best prospect is 3.5 stars. Neat

>>75644322
and he isn't an injury-prone pacebabby?
post pls

nice goal

GUYS.

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Neverkusen is finally winning!

>>75644900
took me a second. kek

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>iverpoo

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>>75645913

fully erect.

>>75645913
>>75645928
you clearly played too much FM if a 1-0 win over >Watford causes this much gloating

>>75645928
>this defending

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>Ajax

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>>75646002

>implying my erection isn't from watching your young CM score an overhead kick that ends up winning the game

>>75646034

>EPLol defending

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Worth picking up on a free? Other midfielders Arter, Besic, Lewis Cook, Matic and Gosling

>>75645928
>people unironically think Milner is a sustainable option for a team looking for CL

Im worried chilly
>>75646002
Im not gloating, >we were unbelievably lucky to win that game. this squad is borderline hilarious

>Lovren and Matip 2 players furthest forward with minutes to go

>>75646079
>your
whilst their "democratic" "choices" suggest otherwise, I think even a turkish slave is immoral to own

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>>75646034
>EPLel defending

>Player away on international duty with Columbia U20s for a month
>They literally don't have a game for another 2 months

?

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>find a great movie i've watched 2 years ago
>can only find it with these shitty subs
what even is this language, you scandinavian friends?

>>75646096

well i'm not one of those people.

>>75646122

Erdogan approves, and he's """""democratically""""" elected, so who are you to say he's wrong

>mfw Turks actually defend him like that.

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Place bets
I can give specific odds if anyone wants them.

People not from /trb/ are from >>>/vg/poeg/

>>75646674
Marq Piper all the way, what odds?

>>75646674
>tfw no butters
Suribro to win it all

>>75646674
one shit eurolager on surinamebro
never expected to see any ryland's game here tbqh

>>75646674
tears if you are not on hc desu

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>>75646701
>>75646714

>>75646713
You're on the second night, didn't want to jam everyone into one evening.

>>75646674
that there is some concentrated autism you linked to

>>75646146

My bad, was looking at the main team's fixtures. There's some U20s WC qualifiers that all have to happen over the course of 1 month in the middle of the season for some reason... nice one South America.

>>75646780
w-what the fuck is it? should we post there?

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>Pochettino has gone Grenny

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/may/01/tottenham-hotspur-crystal-palace-wilfried-zaha

>>75646865
it's summer and offseason in South America then, you utter shitlord

>>75646936
any chance Africa would be willing to stop being utter fucks and have the ACON every four years after Infantino gives them the >more spots in WC rimjob?

>>75647020
You would think that the individual leagues would be pushing for this alright. Ive never seen justification from African organisers as to why its every 2 years

>>75647020

The funny thing is ACON would get much more viewers and global interest if they held it during summer in the years between WCs and Euros whilst fuck all other football is being played.

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>>75646780
You're absolutely not wrong.

>>75646748
>>75646714
>>75646713
>>75646701
All winners

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And the second fight night

>>75647071
I imagine the heat in most countries in Africa is unbearable in summer and probably leads to horrible semen slurping matches which might be why they hold it in winter when its slightly more tolerable.

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>67 (Sixty Million) pounds sterling

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>>75647524
>sixty seven million

how do you even think about doing something like this

facebook com/CALCIATORIBRUTTI/videos/1496242053747557/

sry i didnt kno how to post this so check this crazy normiebook page lel

>>75647580
>how do you even think about doing something like this
"I wonder what would make me famous on facebook?" probably

Honestly, how is a team like Watford supposed to work? Their starting eleven will speak broken english and there's not a second language that they could rely on for most of communications, hell, Mazzarri doesn't even speak english.

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>>75647580

Was this you, Daniel?

>>75647258
numb frost to get absolutely rekt

>>75648386
not really but i'm pretty sure whatever i say about that child is illegal
>mfw i got that shirt and vans
spoopy

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k

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Good start to the season. Always end the night on an high note. See ye tomorrow lads

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Why won't this prick get any proficiency with AM(L)? I've played him there for every match, and he even displaced my previous starter there, but he is still ineffectual

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5 years faster than last time

>>75652188

He refuses to be a winger.

>>75653081
I'm training him as an IF, I'm not a savage

>>75653115
A lesser degree of crime against humanity

>>75653115

Still a fucking waste, such a good striker should not have 7 goals in 22 apps.