/heem/ - Symphony of the SUCC Edition

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KoTLBfsbZJ

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>R-Rory? What are you doing here? Y-You're supposed to be in Bellator!

>>75578419
what is love ?

>>75578480
if rory was still in the ufc you think they would have given him a chance at the title after wondercucks two failures?

crazy that rory was deemed the new breed since 20 years old and was supposed to carry on GSPs reign

now he's in lellator, face deleted, and the current WW champ is someone he absolutely punked and would probably still beat

>>75578419
A miserable little pile of conditioning

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Friendly heeminder Battle of Nations, AKA standing and clanging is on

Cockhold is unironically a bad matchup for Shittaker. Shittaker is a reachlet. Fluke can keep him at kicking range and he will be eating Flukes right hook all day every time he tries to close distance. I'm sure he learned his lesson from Bisking about trying to box. I hope they make that fight. Fluke said he wants to fight in June or July.

who is your favorite female fighter in the ufc?

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>>75578581
Romero beats both.

>>75578588
Michael Bisping.

>>75578588
Jessica Eye

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>>75566071
But he hasn't actually made THAT much.
don't take Conor's word for it.

Don't forget:
PURSE
minus 10% - publicist
minus 15% - agent
minus 15% - manager
minus ??? - attorney
minus $300,000+ per camp, pre-fight medicals, travel
minus taxes = 39.6% of the amount over $466,950
minus

inb4 - PPV!!! PPV is going to be back-end points meaning you get paid after everyone and everthing else is paid for...the guy who wrote the book Forrest Gump had to sue, after many years of waiting, because he didn't get a dime. Creative accounting "means" something super successful like a massive movie (or a big ppv) might make $0.00.
Of course lots of people will get rich off of it, just not the people you think will. Oftentimes, actors and musicians (except the Cruise and Bieber level ones) end up with very little despite being so famous you're sure they're really rich.
Athletes in the NHL, NFL, MLB, and NBA are fine and their salaries are well-known. The UFC is completely different, aside from being notoriously low-paying.

>>75578625
those traps are ridiculous

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>>75578581
>>75578625
Mousasi beats all three

>>75578625
Romero can beat anyone but he is too low volume for me to think he is a lock against people at the top.
>>75578653
Mousasi looked like trash against Weidman. People forget everything about that fight except the finish.

>>75578536
AKA fightan where no strikes seem significant

>>75578647
you dont actually know what you're talking about and are pulling all of that completely out of your ass

>>75578649
Rack pulls above the knee, farmer walks, and cheat shrugs. Get yoked bro.

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>>75578662
I didn't

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>>75578666
OK.

https://youtu.be/vbtW2pQR8FY

How tf does DP win?

>>75578705
alvarez is the sloppiest fighter to ever hold a belt who wasn't called Serra or Sylvia

>>75578705
rocks him, submits him in a scramble, like Chandler did

>>75578723
Yeah he was a bad champion but DP isn't a champion either

Dustin is still below Eddie

>>75578733
Dustin is made of glass, he has to not get hit solid once by eddie to do that

Also Eddie has been chaged from 5 ft 9 to 5 ft 7 since fighting Conor, I swear they do this on purpose

>>75578762
Dustin and Eddie are both chinny as hell, I favour Eddie down the stretch since he has a history of winning wild wars but it's not inconceivable that he loses. Poirier is a lethal finisher.

Damn Al btfo Platinum on twitter.

>>75578831
You wish, faggot. Canquita is getting retired.

What good would it do Al to fight at WW and what good would it do Perry fighting a LW?

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>>75578480
GADOOSH

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>>75578878
Platinum already backed down.

>>75578922
>x
>added "Sad!" to his tweets after someone here mentioned it
>please oh please mr hahahahaah

He's lurking /heem/, right?

>>75578922
Seems he's waiting for the call, faggot. When the call comes, expect Canquinta to decline going "oh, I totally would have fought him, but it wasn't enough money...fuck Dana, right?".

>>75578878
He's a pro realter, not some scummy MMA fighter

>>75578949
Realtors are beings below MMA journalists, I wouldn't heem them if they were on fire

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>>75578948
Perry got called out for being a bitch crying to Dana and backed down.

>p-p-pls respond Dana

>>75579008
> Crying to Dana
He asked Dana for the fight. Now we wait for Canquita to decline.

>p-please Dana
Perry is lucky Dana isn't letting Al embarrass him in the octagon. Knows Al would have more negotiating power after heeming his latest meme.

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>>75579064

>>75579033
What if Dana doesn't offer it to him

>>75579075
autism-esque

>>75579081
This is what Canquinta is currently praying for. That Dana won't offer him the fight, and that he can disappear for two more years.

>>75579110
I'm just saying, you're saying it like Iaquinta's decision is final here, but if Dana doesn't offer it to him, it doesn't matter if he declines or not.

>>75579033
If Perry wanted the fight he wouldn't just sit back and wait. He realized he was being a dumb@$$ for calling out a guy in the weight class below who would heem him. Don't want sh*t? Don't start sh*t.
>>75579110
Yeah that's why Al was tagging Dana telling him to reply. Platinums a b*tch.

Al could heem midget Perry
Better boxing, longer and Mike Perry is sloppy and lacks head movement.
All Mike has is his size

>>75578794
Eddie isn't chinny

>>75579157
Yeah he is, he gets rocked and dropped in almost every first round he has, it's his trademark

>>75579140
> He realized he was being a dumb@$$ for calling out a guy in the weight class below
He knows that the fight is unlikely to happen since Canquinta is in another weight class and is unlikely to agree to move up.

>>75579182
Doesn't matter. Those shots that drop him would knock chinny people out. Ge recovers.

It's like when people said Tony had no chin because Johnson and Lando knocked him down.

>>75579157
Eddie IS chinny, but his recovery is fantastic. Poirier on the other hand is nothing like that. Once you connect against him cleanly it's all over.

>>75579190
The fight won't happen because Perry backed down. Not because of your dumb speculation that Al POSSIBLY won't accept the fight that he is clearly angling for. Deal with it dork.

>>75579199
He has great recovery, but he's easy to hurt and gets hurt a lot. That's what being chinny is.

Reminder to do direct neck training 4x a week to improve your chin.

>>75579199
People who say Tony is chinny are retarded and shouldn't be listened to. Barboza literally gassed himself out on his face.

Iaquinta 2,3

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>>75579253
be careful

>>75579225
>The fight won't happen because Perry backed down.
Where did he back down? He called for the fight and now we wait for Dana to offer it and for Canquinta to back down.

He backed down from the twitter back and forth is that what you're talking about? You're a faggot.

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>>75579157
Eddie just got a lot more chinny.

would've been better off if he just got Aldo'd on the first one instead of taking at least 3 more

>>75579270
>p-p-pls respond Dana
>jk nvm I'll j-just wait

>>75579271
Don't know about that. His brain got rattled but it didn't get shut off. There's no plus side to losing a fight like that, but I don't expect his chin to be deleted like Chad's.

>>75579284
> I'll just wait
Yeah, and? The fight will be offered and Canquinta will back down citing money.

Is it weird watching the UFC knowing you would beat anyone who fights in it?

>>75579309
>canquinta
Lol so pathetic

You and I both know that if Perry wanted the fight he would keep trying to build it. He straight backed down.

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>>75579299
eddie is proven durable until he isnt

i could see the poirier fight going either way if they are both willing to bang it out. if eddie tries to go grappling heavy it could be a snoozefest

he very well might after just getting exposed for not following a gameplan at all

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>>75579312
t. Butterbean

who is the best wrestler in the ufc?

>>75579335
first time noticing that ring girl in red (vanessa? can't really tell)

i think she's feeling bad for chad

>>75579350
Romero

>>75579350
yoel romero

>>75579350
In terms of credentials, Romero. In terms of applicability, Khabib.

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Al fans are literally mandrama babies because they didn't give a shit about the guy or his KO until he called someone a bad name.

>>75579350
Cejudo in pure wrestling.

Khabib in mma.

god i simply cannot wait for that nigger tyron to get knocked out - AGAIN! he's a fucking awful champion and a racist

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"Tell Poocare Souza I am his daddy."

- Robert Whittaker, seconds before kicking Poocare's head off.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THESE NEW CAPTCHAS

>>75579326
Canquinta already cried that Perry was "picking" on him. If Canquinta doesn't want it, Perry's not gonna bully the top 15 LW can into it. There is literally zero chance that Perry declines the fight if Canquinta actually wants it and commits to moving up in weight.

>>75579335
I hope he's learned from the McGregor fight and actually follows Henry's gameplan this time. Though I think he could beat Dustin in a brawl too.

>>75579386
Is there any way to filter autistic posts like these?

>>75579389
>but if Al gets offered the fight he is asking for he MIGHT not accept it

Realize how dumb you sound.

Perry started sh*t and backed down when it got 2real.

who is your favorite currently active fighter?

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>>75579389
perry is a fucking THICC WW too and it's a 15lb jump not 10 for Al

>>75579350
Jon Jones

>>75579400
Tripfags calling other tripfags autistic
>JUST

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>>75579400
>Khalabib dickrider bitching about autism
Lol.

>>75579299
Conor didn't make chad chinny

think I'll be posting in /box/ today, thanks

>>75579447
stay there

>>75579403
> MIGHT not accept it

Perry realised that Canquinta didn't want it when he cried about being Perry picking on him instead of focusing on other 170lbers instead.

>>75579351
More likely she was just happy/nervous for Conor. Women prefer dicks remember.

Al iquinta heeming Diego is an example

>>75579447
>watching an especially boring pillow puncher instead of muay thai today

>ireland bandwagons a new fighter
Ah shit, sorry Dillashaw

Not really sorry though, loyalty counts

>>75579474
>just ignoring Al telling Dana to respond call out
No, he just pointed out Perry is a pu$$y$ for calling out a guy in the weight class below. He still asked for the fight after that.
>canquinta
Wipe platinums j*zz from your eyes and you'll c the situation more clearly.

>>75579483
Klitschko is getting heemed my man, I wouldn't worry about it.

>>75579499
> Canquinta talking shit
> Perry says fight me
> quit picking on me
> okay, we'll do the fight if you want, but I'll quit picking on you little man if you don't want it
> haha he backed down

Canquinta

>>75579516
Lol you have some nice mental gymnastics. I bet that Platinum loves that flexibility when he is f*cking you.

Connor Mcgregor is a joke.

If Chad is chinny how did he take so many shots from Conor?

>>75579516
>>75579529
or. it's late and no one is responding to their harassment about setting up a fight

>>75579557
Get lost u egg

>>75579552
Chad isn't chinny

Al was heems guy when you all ditched Mike

*destroys hotel room*

La Quinta is dumber than Perry and that's saying something.

ARE YOU GUYS BOOING MY HOUSES?

>>75579765
get them to headline a fightpass card
let them do media
it would be gold

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>People here don't know the autist who's saying Meek is on roids

I know. It's someone I triggered with stuff such as pic related. That's why those autistic allegations only show up when I'm here.

>>75579765
have you heard Perry speak

>>75579869
at least perry understands how to make money in the sport he's in

>>75579765
Als actually pretty smart

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>>75579864

>>75579881
I'm not sure how much he understands anything tbqh

*heems you*
*throws business card on your body*
Anyone need to sell a house?

How did Al get into the UFC?

I know Perry was on the local scene begging people to send his highlights to DW on Twitter. He probably feels a lot more loyal and gracious for the opportunity.

Al got a golden horshoe up his ass

>>75578536
that was the high point of /heem/ desu

>>75578536
>he didn't see the massive polearm and two handed axe concussion donations

>>75579944
He made it to the TUF finals?

>>75579944
He was on TUF

>>75579949
>that was the high point of /heem/ desu
One of them, sure. Was so joke discovering this with no previous knowledge. I swear the first day I spent like 4 hours just laughing it was so joke

>>75579406
>calls namefags tripfags
>misuses le JUST meme

hello red-ditor, enjoy your stay.

>>75580033
m8 i own heem, fuck off

>>75580002
>so joke
is this another lower class britishism that's going to catch on here?

>>75580051
meant for >>75579423

>>75580062
cash me outside how bout dah?

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Battle of the Nations lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsYM1SLaiEQ

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>>75580062
believe you me, buddeh

>>75579350
cm punk

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>>75579535
welcome back dork

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>>75580106
oh shit it's back, need based ausbrah for webms

>only reel fite fans will recognize her

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>>75580106
bruh >>75578536
There's a thread on /sp/ too and /int. 5v5 is tomorrow but there is some 21v21 today

>>75580323
STAHP FIGHT

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Please tell me I wasn't the only one that noticed this

>>75580323
who's the skank?

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>>75580343
>tfw too smart too fight cain again

>>75578581
Whittaker has the fastest left in the division. right hooks aren't going to work.

>>75580384
Rockhold is great at timing it though

>>75580384
>>75580398
it's all about that roidmero, who cares about dorks like pootaker and cockold

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>>75580434

>>75580522
Terrible

>>75580434
Romero's always lurking around the corner. He'd shatter those weak chins.

>>75580522
kek

Whittaker would unironically heem Romero

>there are "people" ITT that doubt romero

>>75580622
The guy that got KO'd by a Welterweight point-fighter and almost got finished by a short notice Uriah Hall? I don't think so.

>>75580522
10/10

>>75580622
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*
*stalls*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75580660
Romero is ducking the Bigg Rigg.

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>>75580434
I think Rockhold is a bad fight for him, his kicks are so good at long range, exactly the range Romero likes to hang out at, I see him just getting picked apart

>>75580706
Everybody is ducking Vitor, bro, the power of Jesus is too much for them but Vitor will get his beltch back bro

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can you dig it, sucka?

>>75580871
People have been asking who is their least favourite fighter recently. Thank you for reminding me who mine is

>>75580938
good choice, his is a classic case of a nigger trying too hard to be the good guy and coming off as a whackjob psycho

>i know a lot of people are hurtin, RIP Paul Walker

>>75580800
romero will kick his ass senpai

>>75581154
Good argument

>>75581193
thanks

>>75581230
I was being sarcastic

>>75581260
no shit nigger

>>75581312
It didn't seem as though you realized

>>75581260
or...were you being sardonic?

>>75581343
I really didn't desu famalam. romero still getting the dub over cock guy

>>75581394
I just thought we could talk about MMA rather than spout memes all day

>>75581354
He was being facetious. We are all bros here.

>>75581154
>>75581193
>>75581230
>>75581260
>>75581312
>>75581343
B A N T E R
A
N
T
E
R

>>75581411
we are, I say romero wins

Is any fighter unmemeable here?

>>75581447
Why though?

>>75581457
because he's faster and stronger

>>75581453
conor

>>75581489
Maybe he is, but wrestling against Rockhold is a terrible idea and has never worked because of how good he is at turning shots into scrambles, and Romero has to cover huge amounts of distance with his attacks, which gives Rockhold time and space to set up his counters. It's just a tricky matchup for him.

>>75581516
did you watch romero weidman?

I say romero wins

>>75581515
>goobyd

>>75581534
Weidman isn't the same ranged striker as Rockhold, he can't really counter and doesn't have the same variety in his kicks. It's a very different fight.

>>75581572
romero will ragdoll rockhold if he kicks famalamadamanam, did you see how he took weidmans back? he just springs up like a cat out of nowhere.

When will WME make a bid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VibeAGWfa_4

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>>75581713
leotards bruh

>>75581778
any joanna/karolina feet pics my man?

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>>75581620
Weidman doesn't have the same scrambling ability either, he's a much more meat and potatoes guy than Rockhold, who has a shitload of tricks to turn takedowns into submissions. It's not like Romero has a punishing top game either - every time he shoots is an opportunity for Rockhold to snatch his neck.

>>75581778
looks like an unconvicting male to female

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>>75581778

Absolutely disgusting. She abandoned your country for the United States by the way, she is no longer your friend.

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name one natty champion

>>75582397
>unconvicting
american education

>>75582483
>those disgusting feet
DROPPED

Do you like Never Back Down?

>>75582598
no i don't watch fake shit

Someone link the ready to workout video please I can not find it anywhere

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Nearly heemed myself getting inside the car lads.

I was getting in and I smacked my head against the top of the door and I felt my brain rattling. It was on the back of my head but above the ear so it was in the legal Mohawk. Good thing I didn't hit myself right behind the ear or I would have been heemed inside the supermarket car park in front of everyone.

Never underestimate how badly someone's shots from guard to the side of your head must hurt. No wonder fighters in top control never let them do it 3 tines before they move.

>>75582861
You're made of glass

>>75582428
With how long I've worked abroad, you can call me Netherlands own

>>75583024
what is your maximum bench press?

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>>75583024
do you like maatjes?

>>75583041
I'm on a strict 6 months of body weight exercises regime bro
>>75583066
Never had that, I absolutely love vla though

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>>75583116
How bout I exercises with your body weight, bro?

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if youre "boy" doesn't have the cleanest striking technique we have nothing to talk about

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>>75583303
Think he does.

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>>75583342
>Brendan Thatch

is bourbon sponge a good fighter?

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>>75583296
No homo

What's your favorite strike?

Do UFC fighters wear boxers under their shorts?

>>75583790
no they wear wrestlers

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>>75578581
they aren't fighting mid year. Whittaker only fights like twice a year. Notice since 2014 he fights November, then April/may. he's had his May fight, now he'll have another fight in November.

rockholds getting desperate for a fight though, if he doesn't have a fight in July it'll be 13 months.

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Which movie star would play your favorite fighter on a Hollywood movie of the ufc?

>>75584301
Jake Gyllenhall as The Korean Superboy

>>75579386
im so glad this dumbass hue got what he deserves

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>>75584301
Mike Bisping as himself

>>75583919
He's had his April fight **

>>75584301
idris elba as GSP

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>>75584301
Brendan should probabaly just play himself though tbqh, most actors are manlets.

https://youtu.be/IU_3b2_33vI

I hate this fag

>>75585172
>people paid good money to see that

Jesus

PHOENIX FC 2 IN 1 BONG 15 BINGS MY GUYS

Joe: how many people here want to fuck me

Brendan: *cheers*

>>75585463
Wgaf Glory is only 1 hour away

>>75585869
nice first knee desu

>>75585869
grounded opponent doesn't count

>tfw could 50-44 every here

Good morning lads
Schaub bless

>>75586304
Bless you too bro

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>>75586293

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>>75585869
those knees are illegal

>>75585463
Dumb Phoenix Fc pr agency didnt hide

>>75582483
I would IMMEDIATELY go to the manager of that Super 8 and demand that maintenance remove the half-dead possum rotting next to the pool.

what are some of heem's favorite autism home remedies?

also if bones loses to DC is there any other option for him besides moving up to HW?

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>>75585869
I used to date a girl who is now an MMA fighter.

Dating a chick who can heem a dude but is also hot was one of my lifelong dreams and I'm glad I achieved it.

Muh deak, lads.

>>75586481
A South African man told me a few weeks ago that if you slice ginger and pack it between your teeth and your cheek and just let it burn all day you'll acquire courage and tenacity. Could be helpful for those with the 'tism.

>>75586549
ok i'll give it a shot!

21 v 21 on right now on Battle of Nations lads
>>75580106

>>75582861
your car has massive knock out power bro damn. would the trolley collector have to act as ref to separate you if he thought it was all over? not sure how the law works in asda/tesco but i do know aldi is often late stoppage savagery

What crisps to buy for tonight's vlad vs josh?

>>75583342
i wish there were more gunnar KOs, i love his posture

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>>75578480

>>75586979
TUNE IN IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD THIS YEAR

>>75584493
damn. i thought of this exact joke and typed it out before i read you do it first. nice one

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check to see if you are a casual. You are a bonafide casual if you agree with any of the following statements:

>nate diaz outpointed mcgregor in the rematch
>tyron v wonderboy II was boring
>jon jones is the goat

>>75587062
if ya give a shit, tune in! xD
(are you coming, anybody? :3)

>>75587184
>tyron v wonderboy II was boring
good b8

>>75587184
shieet nigguh, I'm a double casual

>>75587185
Mate I'd rather you just insult me than use that gay ":3" bollocks
Call me a faggot or something holy shit

How come a massive fight in boxing is only like £20 PPV but when Americans who have to buy a PPV for UFC cards it's like $60?

>>75587455
PPV isn't very popular in UK. Plus UFC PPVs tend to have a 4/5 solid fights whilst boxing is usually about 1 big fight and the undercard is pretty weak.

>>75587455
Mcgregor vs Mayweather will be $100

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>>75587538
>ufc PPVs tend to have a 4/5 solid fights

>>75587615
well in comparison to boxing PPVs anyway which tend to have 1 big fight and the rest are blowouts for the promoters prospects

>>75587018
goldfish

>>75587343
>grappling a snake under water
tough matchup my man, how tf do you expect to win

>>75587896
Who wins

Werdum or the Snake?

>>75587943
Snek, can you even submit it ? Maybe Werdum could try heeming it but I bet it's tiny lizard brain is highly resistant to damage

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Dem 4arms

Maia next fight who?

>>75587343
Terrible reffing, that dude tapped like 40 times before he stepped in.

Boxing in charge of competitive matchups.... jeez

>>75587343
Well this is terrifying. The snake was going away what was her even trying to do? RNC?

Which fighter's bullshit are you the most sick of? I'll start: Joanna Jedrzejczyk's.

Seriously will you fucking autists stop spmaming the box thread

Its fucking embarassing

>>75588746
*heems you*
*spits in your face*

Don't tell me what to do. Understood? Thats a good boy.

>>75588746
hey thats a good idea, brb

who is your least favorite UFC fighter?

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>>75588441
Fedor's body type indeed is what peak performance looks like

>>75588922
there is an edit of this with a naked tranny pic instead of fedor

wish i could find it

How does Aspen Ladd beat Jessica Eye? Does she have any chance?

>>75588764
based al

>>75589012
Who the fuck even cares?

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>tschah tschah tschah
>uruagh uraugh uraugh

>TSCHAH TSCHAH TSCHAH!!!

''Beautiful Holly! You're hurting her! You're landing! Great work!''

>hasn't landed a single shot

>>75589044
gamblers i guess

>>75589012
Yeah, Eye really isn't that good and I've heard a lot of good things about Ladd.

>>75589012
lol

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>>75589079

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Why is Al such a memester? Does he post on /heem/?

My favourite thing was seeing Max and Dustin sit next to each other and shake hands and talk even though Dustin beat Holloway a while back.

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>I unironically think Perry would heem Iaquinta

>>75589232
Thats a common occurrence, most fighters don't have any problems with each other.

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>>75589226
>I got that pussy copying me

My memes transcend reality. Even the POTUS is representing me.

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Sage looks good with stubble

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MMA,
I'M AJ

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Go to /box/ and watch me work those marks lmao.

>>75589369
He should drop that corny fucking haircut I had when I was 16, grow a beard and stop smiling. Punished Sage would unironically be the greatest athlete of the 21st Century if only his dad would stop coddling him.

>>75589285
>Al heems the dusty remains of the mummified corpse of a gatekeeping relic from the days of MMA yore in which no one possessed any meaningful amount of striking ability whatsoever who is renowned for his complete lack of striking defense and rapidly deteriorating ability to take a punch
>AL IAQUINTA CANNOT BE STOPPED

Just slip your bet into my back pocket you lint-eating halfling.

>>75589403
>spainsperg also watches mandrama

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can you guess who posted this?

All the belts.

>>75589470
>what a crazy looking animal

>>75589470
Based off the thumbnail alone I would unironically stake every material possession I own, as well as every inch of my body, as well as that of my loved ones and family, that Rogan posted this. I would bet the freedom of myself and that of the next 8 generations of my children on it.

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>>75589456
>>75589456
Not anymore, I used to when I was a kid.

You think this marks / smarks thing is new?

>>75589470
YEah, it says joe rogan right before the post

>>75589470
Jose Aldo

McGregor/Taylor card in Dublin when?

>>75589403
His hair doesn't look bad there, he's started slicking back instead of spiking it up

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Rank these

>>75589470
Nate Diaz

How would Timmy Thick do in the UFC?

>>75589750
Literally and unironically who?

>>75589629
I thought it was a bunch of women for a second

>>75589842
casual

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>>75589470

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>>75589621
Hope that nigga grows a beard. I was always curious about his beard genetics and they seem to be on point with that stubble.

>>75588746
kek what's happening? Is it Conor vs Mayweather or just SHIT SPORT LMAO ?

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Sad!

>>75589989
I quite liked his look vs Ellenberger desu, looked pretty savage.

>>75590083
He's right tbqh my guy

>>75589398
>gets taken down and tapped by a journeyman

>>75590083
Fucking hell Al is going full meme.

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I see that Spainsperg is looking to catch another ban over in the /box/ thread, puttin in work on those goofs

>>75590125
I swear he has to lurk here

Also what's he looking for. Isn't Lee booked for a fight anyway?

>>75590204
Lee was talking shit to him first, they already fought and Lee wants the rematch.

>>75590204
He beat Kevin years ago and Lee talks about shit about Al a lot. He returns the favor whenever he can.

>>75589369
>Those legs
So, what kind of steroids did his dad inject him with when he was 12?

>>75590083
Holy fuck it's real

I thought there was something funny going on at /box/ but it's just like 1 guy responding to Spain and the same dead sport memes

Kinda gutted desu, thought you spergs would have some better banter

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>>75590089
>Mfw I was talking about Sage and you're talking about Perry

We might be slightly acoustic.

>>75590231
>>75590250
Ah right. Still though, talking shit to Lee will probably land him a fight with him which doesn't exactly do much for him. Not really a "money fight" either

Anyone down for a /box/ raid?

>shobposting
>constantly ask for stream
>ask how many fights until main event
>tell them Conor will beat Floyd

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Alright, which one of you based goofs posted this?
>>75589126

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>>75590300
hmmmm really made me think

>>75589369
What in the fucking Christ, man...

Can you even call those quads anymore? Sage is transcending the human form.

>>75590257
MUTANTMASS

4 SCOOPS

C M O N
M
O
N

>all that Schaub in /box/

My sides

>>75590083
Many such cases!

What would you do if you lost to a preteen as an adult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ykm-aFbGA

Loling at /box/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTesjO-BXxo/?taken-by=joerogan

>>75590347
no this is retarded stop you idiots

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who /famous/ here

>>75590779
That's actually, unironically an amazing idea for fries.