/147/ 2017 World Snooker Championship

It begins!

BBC what are you doing?

"Absolutely"
-Peter Ebdon

Morning lads

>>75507461
Morning.

I was concerned for a moment nobody would show up for this thread.

morning snookerists
why can't Selby into centuries?

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>>75507483
Ha can, but chooses not to

>everyone playing OK but nothing spectacular
>ronnie no-show

It's a selbywinslol episode.

Wilson's playing like he hasn't slept

M'lads

>>75507520
Because he's such a hard man, an authentic geezer, a man of the people, up all night drinking and being real. Haven't you seen his arm tattoos and his haircut? Don't you realise he's not-like-those-other-boys?

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>where's the Fu ball goin

>>75507531

Don't forget how he wears his baseball cap backwards. Truly one of a kind.

What is it about crucible air which causes people to literally drop dead in their chairs all the time?

>>75507569

It's grim up north.

Ebdon and Virgo getting all nostalgic here.

Higgins just dicking about here. Reckon he's been paid to throw this frame.

>>75507584
Ever wondered what would happen if both players were paid to drop a certain frame, whithout them knowing about each other's rigging?
I'd quite like to see that shitshow.

>>75507597
Something like that happened in women's badminton of last Olympics, IIRC, though they were trying to get a good bracket spot rather than being paid for it.

>>75507611
Kek

State of this match fixer

Haven't seen any of Mark's matches at all so far. Is he on form to win it?

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>re-rack

>>75507611
2012 olympics yeah, the loser would have gotten an easier knock-out match. In the end they both got disqualified. The even funnier thought is there was once a football match where both teams were trying to score own goals for the same outcome

If you watch this bald BBC presenter guy he ALWAYS cuts off the end of the other person's sentence.

>>75507631
He's won it twice playing terribly, he doesn't need to be in form

>>75507666
Yeah I noticed this the other day when they were talking to Blorkins, it's annoying.

I can't watch this torture any more

Our boy Fu is getting rinsed out there

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Is Selby, dare I say it, the most handsomest, most intelligentest, best skilled and talented player with the most biggest dick and a sex god in bed?

F-Fu's going to win a frame right?
Our chink is getting molested..

>>75507767
The answer to your question is yes, you are a homo.

Lad in a fucking Jester t-shirt

I'm getting a haircut, what am I missing, lads?

>>75507783
He'll be in a Rocket t-shirt at 1pm

I'd love to know what football teams he supports
>I support Chelsea, Leicester, Barca, Real Madrid, Bayern, Dortmund, PSG, the list goes on and on...

>>75507767
not only that, but he is also /ourguy/

>>75507792
Molestation

>>75507793
>I really supported Leicester last season but this season I started off liking Man City but at the year has gone on I've drifted towards Chelsea. I've always loved Real Madrid in Spain though apart from about 10 years ago when I supported Barca through and through

>>75507776
patience, it Ebbs and Fus

>>75507792
>>75507805
that depends on how rough his hairdresser is

>Guy in sky sports shirt
Why do BBC and Eurosport allow this?

TSFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;_;

>Higgins through
>Lelby destroying Fu
>Hawk or Maguire in the semi's too
P-Pls Ding, don't choke against Rpmmie, you're our last hope

GWAN RONNI

you reckon selby really does molest the chinese players in the back rooms? Bullies them and pushes them around? Knicks their passports and refuses to give them back?

>>75507859
Fancy giving him a nosh?

>>75507783
that's me

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>>75507880
>Fancy giving him a nosh?
>a nosh
>a
>one
>1

The Human Leopard is at it again

This clinic Selby's putting on, though

Marco on Fuicide watch.

With whom is Mark Selby playing in this match?

>>75507974
Mark only ever battles his own mind.

Marco's just g-giving him a headstart! You just watch!

GWAN MARCO

>>75507965
little marco

>tfw you had 13-2 Selby at 55-1 and Marco wins a pointless frame

top kek @ that spectacled lad chuckling like a lunatic

I hope Marco's wife doesn't leave him after this

GWAN MARCO
YOU BETTER WIN THIS SHIT AFTER COSTING ME 550 YOU FUCK

Selby taking the piss now.

this is just getting too painful

This man can't be stopped

M O L E S T E D

>>75508114
we all know where she'll go if she does

>tfw your coworker has snooker stream open on one of his monitors

Wtf i love selby now

Selby is a monster

Thats in my top 3 best breaks ever. Just insane

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And that's why Selby is so easy to hate. He has the ability to make virtuoso 130+ breaks like that, but just chooses to play like a boring cunt until he's winning by 6 frames. What a tortuous little felcher.

Do him Marky, he's a mug!

Lads, we're witnessing the SELBY ERA of snooker.

>playing on
>immediately Virgoing
JUST

zested and molested

BOW DA NA BOW NA BOW BOW

BOW NA NOW NA NOWWWWWWWWWWW BOW

>>75508192
>I need every frame to be a huge break break
You're a rpnniebabby, right?

>>75508259
wanna nosh me off after this?

>>75508270
No thank you, I'm not into Minecraft.

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>>75508259
>You're a rpnniebabby, right?
I'm offended that you would suggest that

No, I don't expect it every frame, it's just that he refuses to show the slightest bit of adventure until the match is virtually already won.
I'm complimenting him more than anything, he's so good that I think he can afford to drop a bit of the defensiveness that he's infamous for.

>>75508192
>Snooker is all about 100+ breaks

Found the WC part time snooker "fan". Why don't you go and bandwagon a bit for your lover Robertson?

>le 100 centuries in a season man

Can Rpmmie defend /147/s honour?

>>75508317
Who's dat hot chick?

>>75508317
Willie Thorne looks a bit tight on the pink there

what makes selby so good?

>>75508317
He took on a lot of risky pots in the first session. If you look at centuries overall, he's still up there. I don't get why people think he's boring, the torturing part is fun as long as you're not the one getting zested.

selbey isnt even slow

o'sullivan is just a sore loser cunt butthurt because he knows hes the inferior, less consistent player

>>75508527
Less consistent yes, inferior no.
When he's on his game he's the best to ever play it.

How many players do ya reckon have sexed a groupie on the Crucible baize?

>>75508585
you can't separate consistency from quality like that doofus

>>75508527
Excuse me how many 147s has selby made potting the last black left handed?

>>75508605
I reckon Paul Hunter (RIP) would've had at least one wank while sitting on it.

Selby looks unbeatable.

>>75508609
Yes you can. Selby at his best would get completely massacred by Ronnie at his best. Selby turns up at his best more often. You can't say one's better than the other

>>75508363
The same things that makes every man great: The right woman by his side.

>>75508642
Not if you're a strong independent NEET wizard who don't need no girl

Jesus christ Selbys going to overtake Hendrys world record championship wins at this rate

ok lads I need bazza to beat Stephen maguire 13-7 for 330 quid pls wish me good luck

>>75508723
Joey please, you need to stop this betting

>>75508708
Even if he gets this one, he has to win another 5. Selby's good, but I don't think that's gonna happen. Hendry was on another level, when he was playing.

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>Fu lost
>no ausbro

>>75508723

Good luck Willie

>>75508334
u wot m8?

i bet selby has a beautiful dick

I bet my house on Ronnie winning this whole thing. Time for some GWAN magic.

>>75508765
please stop thinking about penises

you ruin the comfy

>>75508765
I hear it resembles a peperami

Has there been a /147/ at all this tournament?

>>75508787
No, there was in the Qualifiers

>>75508787
If there had been it would be being replayed and talked about every day.

Here's Granddad Barry

What was Ronnie complaining about anyway? Media obligations?

>>75508787
There'll be one in about 10 bings kiddo

>>75508814
ya and cuetip and ref and crowd and cameraman and that there is a fly in his soup

>>75508815
Yeah, Maguire is sure to crank one out.

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>>75508814
who knows, Rpmmie just likes doing dumb shit and then complaining when called out on it

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Do you guys think she's getting plunged by Selby right now?

based uncle Barry talking complete sense

What's that white line on his lip?

>>75508831
No Fu's wife is comforting him right now

They are snuggling under a huge blanket watching ronnie and ding while Fu is letting out a bit of emotion but not too much because he has to look strong in front of his wife

>>75508848
Probably dried toothpaste tb?h

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CHINA MAJOR HYPE

>>75508863
>old British guy
>using toothpaste

>>75508857

:3

can rpmmie ring a ding then jest a molester?

>>75508758

It's not his waifu and she looks like Lisa Ann dressed as Sarah Palin. So who is this?

>we're now competing with the golf, football and tennis global sports

is he really that deluded? any top 10 player in that sport makes more a month than any snooker player makes a year

>>75508891
He can. He must. He's the hero /147/ deserves
GWAAHHH RONIEEEEEEEEE

what the living fuck is this video

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GO GO GO DING

Hendry is getting abit of a belly

/147/ INCOMING

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>>75508892

GWAN RPNNIE UGAABUGAA

UKBarrage

reprezentz

Ding a cute!

THE DING INTRO MUSIC

Ding's walk on music is so good

>>75508923

Probably getting all the chinky birds and food he can handle, dont blame him for letting himself go

>>75508923
isn't he almost 50? looks good for his age.

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whats his endgame?

GWAN RONNIE

what would your walk on song be?

>>75508962
Snoker loopy

GWAN CHINGCHONG

>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5LW07FTJbI

>>75508923

To go better in pair with the big bellied slags he bangs.

>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLthJDXbq6Y

It would be a massive choke if Ding doesn't close out this match.

>>75508962

Id go on in silence and request the crowd dont make any noise either.

>>75508980
Jan Verhaas please

>>75508962
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE . . . FLOOOOOOOOOOR

gwan rice laddo

>>75508932
Pic is small, I didn't ever see Michaela wearing glasses and the resemblance to porn Palin is closer than to Tabb.

>ywn have Ding's big round face looking down at you as he carefully inserts himself into your eager orifice

>>75508972
delete this

who else used to pause britains got talent when they were a kid and wank to amanda holden

>"He's my master" ~ Dennis Taylor

steady on Dennis

>>75508962
either Pavement - Fillmore Jive
or
the dark third- erewhon

>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwZNruyHCSs

>>75508962
https://youtu.be/Cj-H6UkKJFI?t=28s
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxaoRVofE8

>>75509000
keep digging deiter

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>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xNhcvZ6UI

"hes a great lad" "loves his snooker"

wow he really dinged that one in.

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>>75509040

GOOWON RONNAY

>>75509017
How fucking young are you that you could pause tv when you were a kid?

haha ding chokey time

Coventry guy is sat in the wrong seat. This is deeply unsettling.

that fucking faggot changed his shirt from jester to rocket again...

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>>75508962
in tribute to marco fu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIm1GgfRz6M

>>75509032
How she got that Thiccness?

The guy in the Rocket tshirt is really fucking intense.

>>75509017
>>75509049
Britains got talent has only been on for 9 years...

>>75509056
What if it's the same shirt, put on backwards?

>>75509049
23
my tv used to have a freeze frame thing, a lot of tvs did if you can remember that

ding dong

>>75509049
12, how didn't you guess?

How old is everyone in /147/

>19

>>75509034
fkin hilarity ae

>>75509079

>24

;_;

>>75509059
he was wearing one that said "Jester" for the selby match. really tragic behaviour.

>>75509079
>25

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>>75509079
25

ding it

>>75509079
21

>Ding chokes
>Rpnnie chokes
>Ding chokes
>Rpmmy chokes
>Ding chokes
WHAT A MATCH

>>75509079
hes an actual teenager hahahahaha wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>75509079
19 as well m8

if you dont want dingy to win the tournament you arent a real human

State of this snooker Selby will have a bye to the final.

>>75509079

23

ALL THESE CHOKES

is it just me or do ding junghui and john higgins have identical games?

>>75508962
https://youtu.be/L7tdyj8LgoY?t=32s

>>75509110
Almost like Fu and Robertson

I sure hope someone gets a /147/

>>75509112
>>75509079
>Teens watch snooker while posting on a Laotian furniture crafting forum

Selby is going to molest whoever comes through this

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>>75509146
>Selby is going to molest
yup

Scully's getting on a bit.

>>75509144
Gotta do something during my holidays lad

>>75509146
i would really like selby to molest me with those big snooker hands not even joking

fukin tense

Poor Ding. He gets no reaction when he plays great shots.

Ding has fucked up letting our boy get some momentum

>>75509190
To be fair he is in england playing an englishman, I'm sure Ronnie get's the same treatment over in chingchongland

>>75509192
kek, mercenaries everywhere

>>75509192
>our boy

what part of ronnie are you from?

>>75509192
ronnie will never be our guy

>>75509144
im just a normal 19 year australian, i get pissed or get on the pingas on the weekend. so what if i like to watch a bitta snooker now and then

>>75509216
>>75509213
>>75509211
Ronnie will always be the king of snooker.
You know you want to see him hit a 7 minute 147 next frame

Ronnie win @3.2 b365

>>75509227
Hendry >>>>>> Ronnie

Is the anon with the argos cue here? And if so, are you chalking it right now, and is it worth to buy one just for that?

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>>75509216
He will always be my guy in my snooker heart.

>>75509232
>not putting it on at 7/2 before the session
What are you a plebian?

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Is he crying again?

>>75509250
I think that's known as a blink

serious lack of gwan ronnies in here

>>75509250
no he's chinese

>>75509219
>pingas

what is pingas?

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>>75509261
Oh, you.

>>75509250
right eye twitching, incoming

GWAN RONNIE

>>75509235

Even Hendry doesn't think this

GWAN BARRY

>>75509219
Go paint your dolls Neil

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>>75508962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

GWAN RONNIE

tfw the ronald pulling back

it's will be 13-10 to ding

screencap this post

/147/ incoming

Dunno what it is but I do always feel this strange, magnetic-like, pull to actually say 'gwan Ronnie' from time to time.

>>75509265

X, Disco biccies

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DEY ALL DOUWIT ME

>>75509318
cool, i call it MDMA because if i ever use it, it's pure crystals not nasty pills

tfw no 147

lel, even Selby is better at clearing up than Rpmmie

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Ronnie is in the mood to do some molesting of his own. He'll get molested in the final once again by Selby anyway.

GHRONNY

Ding is rattled kek

>>75509332

yeah man we call them pingas over here, not sure what your slang is over there. pressed pills over here are pretty dirty so i try get md caps when i can

>when Rpmmie makes a mistake and immediately looks accusingly at his tip

>>75509387
kek, noticed the same thing

>>75509367
Only ever heard them called pills here, md crytals are either md or dizz

Ding is such a fucking cheat.

>>75509367
is synthetic weed fuckin people up there like it is here, being that you're pretty close to china?

>>75508827
>doesn't like travelling to chine because "they don't speak English"
Based

Just 2 (TWO) more frames, our boy Dingaling

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alri

>>75509250
heem sleepy

Is snooker actually somewhat popular in China or are there just that many Chinese people that they have some of the best players because even if 0.0001% of the population have ever touched a cue that's still more than anywhere else?

Ding in Pot Quiz fucking when?

>>75509367
>>75509405
swedgers mainly in scotland. i've heard pinger used here too.

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>>75509079
28.

>>75509079
24

>>75509459
Hey la, do yourself a favour and don't look up the Fu result

>>75509473

Has he done the taxi thing this time? He did one for the masters im sure and he barely speaks english.

>>75509430
yeah man, havent heard about it much recently but around 2 years ago i knew people who did it and they were fucked

>>75509460
i once heard there more snooker tables in shanghai than the whole of the uk

>>75509505
there are 12 million bicycles in beijing

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fackin 147

Here we go lads!

cmromy

>>75509505
there are 9 million snooker tables in beijing, that's a fact

>>75509460
apparently in china christening presents include a cue ball and a framed picture of john virgo

147 INCOMING BOYS HOLD ON TO YOUR BALLS

>inb4 he leaves the black

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>>75509495

HAPPENING

Can the Mad Man do it again?

>>75509499
his english is fine, hes based in sheffield for the season apparently

HABBENING

Cheeky that

absolutely happening!

I'm getting excited!

BANTER

Useless twat

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYY

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#banter

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cumback habbeding

NAWTY

Nooooooooooooooooo

>146

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

we did it reddit

Ywn get a cheeky smile from Rpvvie as he BTFOs a degenerate opium addict in the crucible

>le deliberately avoid 147 man

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>146

110
111
112

NAWWWTY 146 LADS

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Reminder that this man got a 146 at the crucible

What we all drinking lads?

He did it on purpose. True Ronniefags know this is a wink to the Welsh Open 146.

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>>75509079
30

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>146
>not 147

>/146/
Ronnie was smiling again.

Top kek 146 we've been parred boys

>>75509598
IM GONNA CRACK OPEN SOME OF THE BLACK STUFF

Wouldn't surprise me if he did that on purpose

omg it's 5D yahtzee

>>75509598
Water, like a true professional

hes fucking done us

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Next thread better be called /146/

>>75509613
tar heroin?

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>bbc still using this shit music

>>75509613
What black stuff?

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>ladeez day

What an absolute shithouse

>women's snooker

Jesus

based ronnie working the maximum into a shoot

>>75509613
Kraken?

fuck off BBC

>>75509629
>not watching hazel steve and that irish guy

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what are we listening too lads

>>75509598

tfw no good biscuits to go with my tea. Only custard creams.

women's snooker...

fucking disgusting

Reminder that fucking a woman in the arse isn't a nice sensation, but it's worth doing for the feeling of pure domination over her.

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>>75509643
>that irish guy

18+

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>>75509650
>no good biscuits
>Only custard creams

>>75509649
Listening to that new Gorillaz album. It's really shit.

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What everyone wearing lads

Snooker should be a mixed sport

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>>75509643

>that Irish guy

>>75509673
It is already

>>75509668
like charger desu

>>75509655
>isn't a nice sensation

what could he have meant by this?

>>75509668
how are you listening to it?

>>75509673
It is

>woman will literally cling to the fact that there is a difference in potential cue power between men and women as the sole reason they can't compete with male snooker players

Truth is they just don't have the same level of autistic determination needed.

>>75509663

If it doesn't have chocolate it's mediocre at best.

>>75509687
I'm not that anon

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Seema 2bh lads

>>75509649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3wNl66Dcjs

>>75509673
Hearne said he's puttin the top lass in against the chaps..

>>75509687
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9sE6P6ElI5OaXAyZjM0Z1ZBN3M/view

GWAN RONNEH

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revised

choose wisely

>>75509708

Didn't the multi times womens champ get knocked out in mens qualifiers thought i read that

>>75509705
Hnnng both seema and hazel please

>>75509716
b), easily.

Then a). Then a power gap. Then c).

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>>75509716
b

>>75509717
maybe it happened already, didn't know

Seema is something else

This slag looks like JTs mum

>we don't see many female referees in the sport

Actually, I'd argue we see too many considering how few women can play professionally.

>>75509671
Your mum's panties

>>75509649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPpihD340yE

How many bongs/bings to the next frame, lads?

>>75509801

Based blobby blorkins is playing right now.