/heem/

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Reem and Moose bless

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WMMA A SHIT

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lmao dwarfie outed his ass

jacapoopoo bless schizophrenia

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Don't get lost.

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What did he mean by this?

>>75497330

That's called getting old while still fighting.

>>75497428
>>75497435
What a loser hahhaa

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>>75497435
Dockie is a troubled young man

>>75497458
Sad to have such an autist like Adan completely BTFO your whole existence

Quick rundown on dockyboi?

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>>75497303

/heem/ is GOAT

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>>75497508
lmao Thank you
Have a gooby

>>75497428
>>75497435
Honestly, proves nothing. This might upset people and they will accuse me of being dockcuck. I did something a year or so ago to make a Schaub poster look like he samefagging where I "accidentally" didn't completely erase a (you) (that I had shopped in to begin with) and then deleted the post quickly. Pretty classic psy-op memeing. Dockie also could just be schizo.

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"sometimes I work a mobile battlestation"

>>75497508

That's probably going to be what Bisbong/GSP will look like.

>>75497526
>Tfw this isn't shopped

MANLETS

>>75497539
sup jacadockie

The Lost Battalion

>>75497584
Is dockcuck in the LB?

>>75497539
Hello Jacaroidockiesperg

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>>75497539
Well at least you admitted it. Better late than never.

>>75497481
>is in constant contact with papa smurf, himself, and his 6 brothers
>rules heem with an iron, but tiny, fist
>adan and spergop bow down to him
>rules the waves and the docks
>5'4 144lbs of pure testosterone, self loathing, and napoleon complexnesity
>prone to autistic spergouts of awesome

>>75497569
so you haven't seen GSP lately eh

>>75497577
>>75497604
I expected as such.

>>75497618
Lol, it was funny though. Were you the goof I set up?

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COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW

>>75497629
>>adan and spergop bow down to him

I am literally the first person to ever BTFO him and he literally never recovered from it

lmao a trained tradesman claiming that removing baseboard trim is difficult and then having a DIY video of a woman explaining how to do it when you can't get a man to help you

poor little guy

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>>75497632
>Were you the goof I set up?
Yes. Nobody has posted that screencap in a while though, but people used to bug me about it a lot.

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>9 seconds

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>>75497539
>this damage control
calm down buddy, I think I might have a babygap coupon for you laying around.

>>75497657
you're a sperg too bud. I just prefer a cold to explosive shits.

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>>75497682
Not this time bro

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lol little guy couldnt even get the filename right

fucking losers

>>75497631

Did he suddenly grow 10cm?

>>75497700
>please believe me

LMAO
M
A
O

>>75497659
In Coral Springs?

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>>75497699
You will literally never top it spergy

>>75497659
Lol, it was nothing personal. I just live for the memes.

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Can heem grow a beard this nice?

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>>75497723
I don't have to conform to your standards. Worry about yourself

>>75497755
Why you always gotta reply to me when I post those webms? Do they bother you?

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Fresh

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Brand new updated calendar. I think I got all the events this time

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Never know who might be impersonating who. Always be vigilant, /heem/.

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>>75497700
serves you right for trying to make based jacare look bad, little dwarf

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>>75497747

Soon.

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>>75497781
alternative lil heeminder

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>>75497777
Yes they do bother me.
>>75497793
Come on bro. Don't make me use my 4chan pass symbol now whenever I post.

>>75497793
Enough with the damage control. You got caught.

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>american turbosperg shitposter has turned on the other american spergs

lmao indeed bud

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>>75497392
whats up boy

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>>75497781
I h8 bullies

>>75497833
You are addicted to being a loser.

>>75497851
>3.5mb
this is why you should try to make things

You think I am a MCGOAT believer and then I blindside you with a mctappy meme. I enter into a shitposting flow state. The side I started on doesn't matter. The elite care not for the quibbles of cheetoh fingered nerds. We serve the memes alone.

Nuke this general already.

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Heem was actually discussing mma in the morning but now they're back to figuring out which one is the biggest loser
never change

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>75497852
I'm gonna go back to my bomb ass life now you go ahead and stay here and flop around with the other quality american posters bud

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>>75497927
>my bomb ass life

>>75497902
I unironically ironically strive to cause heem to devolve into chaos. It's really not hard with the supporting cast available. I was spending too much time here and decided the easiest way to stop was to destroy /heem/ to preeempt any inclination I would have to browse. I announced it about months ago and everyone just called me autistic. Tell me, who is autism now?

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>>75497927
Looking forward to your next post.

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Should not have brought up that incident with the false-flagger. Hopefully he's gone by now.

>>75497926
He couldn't let the deadline get close.

>>75497926
The snitches 100%

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>>75497955
Really bro? You're this triggered by getting busted that you lash on me?

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>>75497943
Just because there are other autist doesn't mean you;'re not one
You belong here

How do you see Steepay vs. JDS going?

This is going to be a long 3 weeks until UFC 211.

/heem/ is headed for another dark age if things are already this autistic

>>75497988
Stick it in the archive after I'm gone. Let the mods chase after a dead man. Are you kidding ? I AM heem boulevard.

>>75498012
I find this very funny 2bh. Friend simulators are amusing when it's such goofy stupid autism

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>>75497943
youre so pathay

>>75498026
Nobody asked you! BEAT IT!

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heem is getting restless

>>75498039
c-can i eat pancakes off of her chest?

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>>75498039

>>75497996
Schaub would finish the them both in the USADA era.

>>75498096
Unironically this.

>>75498096
>>75498110
>Le gimmick xD
Embarassing life you lead dwarf.

>>75498122
We are tying to talk about fights, keep your autism out of it if you don't have an argument. Brendan is objectively a bad matchup for stipe and JDS .

>>75498122
What's your problem weirdo? Stop talking to me immediately.

Brendan Schaub would ragdoll JDS. Quick sub.

>>75498122
shut the fuck up dwarf

>>75498142
>>75498172
At least do a better job of hiding it you schizo mandrama watching loser.

just a lil heeminder of the official /heem/ shawb image md5 filter
https://pastebin.com/8B1cZLgM

144 lbs

>>75498197
Thanks man

>>75498183
I know this is difficult for you to process, but many people here strongly dislike you and simultaneously many people here love Brendan Schaub. Get a clue.

>>75498183
Sad, can't even mention a fighter in his post but cries about autism. You can't even deny that Schaub would be champ in the USADA era. h8rs are left in shambles AGAIN!

Brandon Moreno

>>75497996

>tfw the nicest people in the UFC are going to beat each other up

I have no idea how it's going to play out, they can both heem each other in any rounds. I will be happy and sad wathever the result.

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>>75498197
rent free

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>>75498242
It's gonna be a 5 round war.

I want JDS to win personally.

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>mfw more people are joining the church of Schaub every single day

>>75498281
Like him or love him, you MUST respect him.

>>75497943
I admire your work

>>75498281
You can't hide your mental illness like this forever. Get help.

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Who knew having a successful life would trigger so many losers.

>>75498299
I've gone off the deep end. This loneliness has driven me to a point where I can't distinguish delusion from reality.

>>75497781

what a clusterfuck, it's literally hard to look at

stupid to make jokes about cte on your serious calendar

you're bad with cropping too

>Spergy gets outted as a double minded schizo
>Pretends it was all according to keikaku
>Goes completely ballistic

Ya really can't make this up

So is dockdwarf larping as jacaroid faggot or is jacaroid faggot larping as dockdwarf?

>>75497747
Just imagine how many chicks Sage could bang with a normal haircut

>>75498314
>one monitor for every personality
It's pottery really

>>75498314
yeah but you're still 5'4"

>>75498330
Either way you should probably kill yourself. It's obvious you have nothing to live for outside this friend simulator.

>>75498330
The dockdwarf is most likely all the awful "gimmicks" on /heem/

>>75498323
what makes you think its serious? thats not the only joke on there

>>75497808
>that autistic cartoon at the top
i know that serbian who bragged about knocking out horses made it, but you're such a fucking loser, are you the guy who takes the predictions too? lol

>>75498314
5th graders have bigger hands than you

>>75498340
I'm not 5'4 but youre obese.

Prove me wrong, fat boy.

>>75498323
also, literally nothing in that image is cropped. not a single thing

>>75498349
He should be put down for taking 1 second to make that.

Could a 144lb man make the cut to flyweight?

>>75498362
you are 5'4"

you're a five foot four 140lb little dork. you're literally the size of an out of shape woman.

Anyone have screencap of Brendan Schaub getting BTFO by plebbit?

>>75498379
Prove it, Jamal.

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

WE ARE LIVE

POWERFUL ABBY MARTIN IS THE HOUSE

>>75498365
I've been using computers longer than you've been alive (~30 years), and you're going to tell me that. Wew. Stick to talking about MMA. This is mixed martial arts discussion not "I know nothing about computers" talk.

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>>75498382

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>>75498382
No you weirdo.

>>75498314
shut the fuck up you little bitch, my 11 year old sister would throw your manlet ass around.

a pathetic excuse for a """man""""

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>>75498260

>5 rounds again

Nah, one of them is going to be heemed this time.

I won't be mad if JDS wins, he became my boy since he heemed another of my boy like 10 years ago. Plus it would mean either Werdum II or Cain IV.

But I really want Stipay to break the curse and they are both such nice guys.

>>75498406
lol relax Jamal. Blacks are predisposed to heart disease are your rampant obesity isn't helping. If you want to live past 22 you better make some lifestyle changes.

>>75498389
it's common knowledge that you're woman-sized

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>>75498382

>>75498426
Prove it then. And while youre at it prove youre not a 300 pound black person.

>>75498346
Kick rocks, nerd

>>75498422
>larp
>5'4
>constantly btfo by a fat canadian muzzie
state of you

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Bengo schurb is not so bright

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>>75498444

>>75498427
thanks for the chuckle

>>75498390

>Open it
>"Soros is behind everything"

This is going to be good.

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Calm down fellas

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Taking png requests

Only Schaub, Cody, Eugene, and Dillon though

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>>75498480

>>75498493
your fucking pathetic

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>>75498506
>your

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>Now I'm gonna go back to moving the economy for President Trump.

Imagine a toon-sized guy saying this in real life. I'd just laugh in their face.

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>its a schaub poster pretends someone is arguing with him but he's just replying to himself to bait more (you)s
no thanks. i'll be back for ufc 211

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I said NGANNOU

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>>75498506
Relax brother. Deep breaths. Exhale the anger.

>>75498525
I keep telling him to get help but he won't listen to me.

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>>75498480
BAd first attempt, I'll get better though.

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>>75498525

Late/Euro heem is still comfy but you're right he/they are annoying.

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>>75498476
>forcing that retard cheetoh in random conversation

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>>75498537
You tell me to commit suicide. You don't reinforce self-help. Huge difference.

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What did she mean by this?

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Schaub would beat stipe desu, stipe has bad defence and is a sloppy striker who constantly gets counter I.e overeem and JDS fights. Schaub was an execelent counter puncher with insane power. He would definitely ko stipe with a right hand counter mid fight

>>75498600
I've never told you to commit suicide. I've told you to get help for your multiple personality disorder, as well as your unhealthy obsession to self-insert into another man's life.

>>75498612
Shob is the only fighter who has a worse chin than 2017 Diego Sanchez.

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>>75498612
Schaub bless brother. I love how he matches up with Stipe. Stipe is untested in deep waters against a grappler and athlete like Schaub.

>>75498629
Nobody at heavyweight has the worst chin. Heavyweights have a lot of power.

>>75498665
Shob isn't a grappler you idiot. Just cause he got a lucky submission against Mitrione doesn't make him a grappler. He got KO'd by Big Nog and he couldn't take him down.

lol Jamie just BTFO that babbling cunt

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>>75498617
Nobody is self-inserting into anything. There is nothing wrong with my admiration and dedication of Schaub. I'm just a big fan like I've stated multiple times.

>>75498707
Begging you to get help

>>75498707
Why do you post picture of Schaub on every post you dork, discuss MMA and stop being such a faggot

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>>75498707
This guy is a phony.
>>75498617
Maybe it wasn't you. but I at least appreciate your concern now.

broke my foot haha

Callen is cool, Schaub is unbearable faggot

Cody Garbage

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>>75498493
Attempt #1

>>75498718
People were trying to talk about how Schaub would clown JDS and stipe in the USADA era and then the h8rs started sperging our.

>>75498723
If anyone deserves a broken foot it is you.

>>75498786
Schaub couldn't beat Nog, HOW the HECK could he beat JDS arguably best boxer in HW?

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why don't more people just jump on the other fighter to pass guard?

>>75498786
Hello: >>75497943

Shoub posting is becoming a spam for far too long. I want admins to note the irrelevance of such posts or shoub poster himself toning it down.

>>75498794
lol that big nog fight was in Brazil before USADA. Their athletic commission is a joke. Schaub in the USA under USADA would smoke Big Nog. Nobody denies this.

>>75498786
Bisping is undefeated in the USADA era, so would schaub

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>>75498795
It has already been done

>>75498812
Lithbro! I heard you lost in poor decision, what happen??

>>75498804
We'll you've caught me, what's the next step in your master plan?

>>75498812
>admins noticing the inner workings of a general

LOL, good one

>>75498812
>the biggest attention whore on /heem/ calling for admins to take action

>>>/soc/

>>75498812
The obese janitor is in on it.

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>>75497392

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>75489622

News:

>Iaquinta tells Dana to shut the fuck up
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/24/15410142/ufc-al-iaquinta-slams-ufc-bonus-structure-tells-dana-white-to-shut-his-f-king-mouth-mma

>Davis replaces King Mo to fight Ryan Bader at Bellator 180
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/phil-davis-vs-ryan-bader-title-fight-bellator-180-king-mo-lawal-out

>Dana on McGregor-Mayweather
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-dana-white-floyd-mayweather-struggle-vs-conor-mcgregor

>Robert Whittaker will wait for UFC Middleweight title shot
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/24/15414326/ufc-robert-whittaker-ufc-middleweight-title-shot-next-fight-michael-bisping-yoel-romero-mma

>Briss illman Demands Rematch against Gayguard
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/24/15411968/ufc-chris-weidman-demands-gegard-mousasi-rematch-after-dominating-at-ufc-210-mma

who is your favorite woman fighter? ufc only.

>>75498830
At least he trains and fights and stays on subject you big fat pussy

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>>75498849
Megan Olivi

>>75498842
Can you please start including TFATK and BBB live events in there?

http://www.tfatk.com/live-tour-show/

>>75498865
This.

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>>75498865
no

>>75498865
Can you do this NotePad, please?

The losers who strive to make /heem/ horrible are mandrama watchers. They have completely destroyed /asp/

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>>75498865
>>75498869
>>75498876
No

>>75498793
haha I'll shove the other one up your ass bender

>>75498882
>implying MMA fans aren't autistic

>>75498882
Good post. Good contribution. Very mixed martial arts oriented in nature. Who is your favorite UFC fighter of all time by the way?

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>>75498860
What ever happened to Bulgaria?

>>75498889
MMA fans who also watch WWE are.

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>>75498896
Bulgaria and Estonia are MIA

>>75498889
There's a difference tho we have mild autism, they have the screaming, sonic oc drawing type

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>>75498907
Such is the life in eastern Europe

If you want mma discussion, start talking about mma. If people are interested they will reply to your post and voila, you've got mma discussion.

Be the Jon Jones you want to see in the world.

GOATest fighters of all time

>jon jones
>DJ
>anderson
>jee ess pee
>Fedora
>aldo
>cruz

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>>75498925
>No Cro Cop

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>>75498921
>Legendary bar
Cro cop is a saint

>>75498826
I wasn't good going into the fight, going into the fight I made poor decisions, should of taken him down and not chase him around the place for 3mins(one and only 3 mins)

I will fight soon again. This time no bullshit helmets obfuscating my vision and at least two rounds.

I will try my best.

>>75498941
>got knocked out by bendy straw

>>75498974
Schaub is the GOAT tbf.

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>>75498865
>>75498869
>>75498876
no

>>75498924
this is why I started making OPs

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>>75498974
Cro Cop was never supposed to be put in a cage

>>75498966
Stillmyboy, got video so we can give constructive criticism? We want you to do well bro. Also stop fap ping before the fight you need those test levels up!

It's really telling people are still responding to the sperg who just admitted he has multiple personas here and he does it so he can disrupt the flow of discussion.

>>75499060
Because he makes 16/hr to shitpost

what is your favorite type of take down?

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>>75498966
You'll heem him stiff Lithbro, good luck

>>75499013
You should make higher quality webms!

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>>75499039
>constructive criticism

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>>75499084

>>75499060
>>75499079
I'm a compelling person, they can't help but respond. i am the lifeblood of heem.

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>>75498480
Does this count as cody?

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>>75499084
Hip tosses and Flying Scissor Takedowns

Nothing beats a good Power suplex from back Clinch though

who is your favorite retired fighter?

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Am i the only one that never thought the diaz brothers boxing was that good? It always seemed they were both really slow and sloppy. Compare their boxing to this webm and they look like amatuers.

>>75498336
He's saving himself for marriage you loser.

>>75499226
Being long and lanky helps alot

>>75499211
Joanna on may 13th

>>75499240
this is his christian girlfriend

https://www.instagram.com/ecslattery

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>>75499267
He could do so much better 2bh

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>>75499267
Same sense of humor

>>75499226
That's what they want you to think famalam, it's all a bait, a ruse they want you to get used to the slow timing and the delay and they know just when to throw those full power one-twos

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>>75499158
Yeah but his dorky hair makes it hard to get it clean

>>75499267
>https://www.instagram.com/ecslattery
Seems like a good wholesome girl from a good family.

Probably a virgin and only does anal until married like a good Christian girl.

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>>75499327
Yes

>>75499297
Is that why they get the shit kicked out of them every fight theyre in and both are afraid to come back? Seems like a great strategy

>>75499327
Meanwhile sage's sister is literally a coalburner.

>>75499292
She does a good job picking fatass friends to make herself look better.

>>75499292
>me and my whites
what a fucking racist

>>75499371
That Black fella she is with doesn't actually look that bad

Looks like a nice guy desu

>>75499371
Based on her looks, she has few options.

Niggas probably see her as a free ticket to White America.

>>75499392
report it to texas a&m she'll get kicked out

>>75499345

You don't know what you're even talking about kiddo. Stockton would fuck your boys up.

>>75499344

man she looks boring

he could've gotten a hot 10/10 face tumblr slut who does weird messed up fetish shit with strapons and double dragon dildos, deerification, MGTR101 shit, but NO...he HAD to go and get a basic blonde chic

>>75499373
Pretty girls almost always have ugly friends. Girls require a clear hierarchy to maintain relationships with other girls.

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>>75498887
Don't make me join the discord and bully you again

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Schaub's girl > Sage's girl

>>75499477
What does sage's girl look like?

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>>75498314
>manlet
>longshoreman
>successful

>>75499226

I don't know why but I hate that masvidal faggot. I want him to get choked out my maia. or knocked out by nick diaz.

Houston is a shithole.

>>75499498
Scroll up

>>75499510
>>75499344
Are you kidding me? She looks like a saint, at least she's not the stupid type to name her future offspring "Tiger Northcutt"

>>75498832
Man, there is nothing as satisfying as watching the law of the white man get laid down on some nigger.

>>75499525
Are you 19? She looks like a random college girl. Schaub is banging a 10/10 model. Also, Tiger Northcutt would be a badass name.

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>>75499536

>>75499477
Her son will see these one day...

Disgusting.

>>75497428
>>75497435
This is honestly quite sad. I try and avoid all the sperg posting but man it's really bad.

>>75499578
He literally did nothing wrong.

>>75499507
Just lost all respect for you my man

Masvidal is a nice dude with good humour. I remember my whole gym was sucking Diaz bros dick and I said the diaz bros are a poor mans Masvidal.

Which is true, the casuals choice.

Watch Masvidals youtube series

>>75499587
Florida's own Jorge Masvidal is permanently deleting Backpack.

>tfw me being more busy coincided with heem turning to shit
hopefully it'll turn around by the time I've got nothing better to do than shitpost here

>>75497428
I don't get what this proves? The fact he has the same webm?

>>75499610
For some reason heem gets "worse" every time I have a lot of spare time to shitpost.

Really makes me think....


But then I just shitpost more.

>>75499562
Why would her son see or care?

>>75499618
The fact that he is anti-Jacare posting by posting a webm that is used to Jacare post.

>>75499619
kek

>>75499587
Gr8 b8 m8

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>stalking fighters' gfs on social media because you're a sexually frustrated virgin.

Pathetic.

Kevin Lee

>>75499562
>>75499629
He's going to be Jerkin it to those pictures

Claudia Gadelha is virtually guaranteed free money at -285

>>75499678
Ragin Al

>>75499693
gambling is haram

>>75499723
Free money isn't gambling.

>>75499759
free cheese is only in the mousetrap

damn the odds on andrade jedrzejczyk are close

everyone is falling for the andrade meme

>>75499764
Just don't get caught. Do you even into movement?

>>75499477
I love how Schaub and his girl and both so racially ambiguous.

Dare I say they are the humans of the future? A generic brown-ish colour without any glaringly obvious racial features?

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>>75499786

>>75499788
I love everything about Schaub tbqphwyf.

https://www.fb.com/hardcorechampions/videos/1902291373389357/

have you guys seen this cringy sage video

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>>75498476
are we pretending again?

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>frankie edgar -137

justify this

>>75499824
PURE kino

>>75499788
Apparently Schaub has entirely European ancestry, I guess he just came out really swarthy.

>>75499450
Who are you

>>75499824
is it as bad as this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqj6xi5_JI

>>75499873

and who are you?

>>75499873
hes probably that lithuanian "fighter" with an amateur record of 0-1 (worse than cm punk)

>>75499881
In a way it is, because Weidman is just acting some cheesy lines, Sage is just being himself

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 211

Stipe Miocic vs. Junior dos Santos
Joanna Jędrzejczyk vs. Jessica Andrade
Demian Maia vs. Jorge Masvidal
Frankie Edgar vs. Yair Rodríguez
Henry Cejudo vs. Sergio Pettis

>>75499824
Permaheem me, because I legitimately chuckled.

Sage did an OK job.

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>>75499911
dos Santos
JJ
Masvidal
Rodriguez
Pettis

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>>75499911
hue
hue
hue
beaner
midget

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>>75499911
Stioptic
Jedrzejczyk
Masvidal
Edgar
Cejudo

>>75499890
I asked first

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>>75499911
Stipe
Joanna
Maia
Edgar
Cejudo

Based Michael Rupert

>>75499646
Actually no bait there
Masvidal is my favourite fighter since 2011

>>75499685
Normal people ain't attracted to their parents weirdo

>>75499618
>>75499635
And then he immediately deleted it and twas on damage control.

>>75499987

then answer first

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>>75500000

witnessed

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>>75500000

>UFC unfiltered and Anik & Florian praising Platinum
Based

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Why do Cody and TAM continue to act like anyone believes they have a video of Cody Ko'ing TJ? Even if if did actually happen, if they had a video they would have released it by now, in fact, they would have released it as soon as the fight was announced. Now they are lying about giving to charity? How is anyone supposed to think that TJ isn't the better man in this scenario?