/heem/

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>no, its conor. conor. in the third.

>>75481861
Come on put a little effort you autist

>>75481878
are you saying the OP matters?

>>75481878
"the OP matters" - idiot

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What went wrong?

>>75481888
>>75481897
Not who creates it, but a little more that "what was" would be nice

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>>75481907
here's everything you need my man

>>75481890
Dana likes diego and knows he'll go out and bang. Its an easy win to build up who they want or if they want a good fight on the card.

>>75481940
Thanks senpai, guess I'm expecting too much from kids that didn't go through middle school.

Is Mikey retarded?

>>75481878
"please cater to my Asperger's and ocd because im a fucking loser zero"

-an absolutely fucking pathetic gunless zilch that will amount to nothing

The one thing the UFC needs is a larger roster

Atleast 40+ fighters in each class

>>75481987
You sound like a low income loser

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>>75481999
haven't updated this in a while

Mir has convinced me, he was set up

>>75481983
is this your first time seeing the man?

>>75482010
I literally could buy you and your entire family don't even reply you are nothing i will make sure of that you fucking zero

>>75482027

>WW and LW have the most depth

in other news, water is wet

>>75482048
You couldn't afford an apple pie from McDonald's you fucking dork

>>75482048
>>75482010

id split decision the both of you

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>>75482027
>flyweight is really strong, it's just that DJ is THAT good

>>75482027
Is this really how deep the UFCs rankings are? I'm very surprised

>>75482096
Correct

>>75482027
wow the average-sized divisions have the most fighters? shocking revelation there.

>>75482027
neat stats. im gonna remake this in the heem calendar and picks template

>>75482038

I don't remember listening to one of his interview indeed, he didn't seem that off in post fight interviews.

MW is most stacked division IMO

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What went right?

>>75482211
Genetically modified to be perfect breeding material

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>>75482222
do you mean Gabi?

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>>75482027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_UFC_fighters

>>75482257
No, Gabi would make a great elementary school principal

>>75482258
finish this sentence:

wmma was a _____ .

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updated

>@UFCEspanol:
>@sergvegal @criscyborg This event is not scheduled yet. By the way, Cyborg was offered before two championship bouts at 145lbs and one at 135, rejected all.

>@criscyborg:
>@UFCEspanol @sergvegal Ridiculous is this how to help build my brand? Is this your idea of marketing? Lie and say that I am rejecting fights? @seanshelby

UFC v Cyborg, part 81

Whittaker will heem Cuckhold

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>>75482211
Nah

>>75482353

She should just joins Gabi and forget the UFC, they obviously don't give a shit about their fighters anymore.

>>75482093
>>75482065
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans

>>75482413
Agreed, Rockhold has shite boxing skills and a glass jaw

Whittaker also have excellent TDD

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GOAT

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>>75482481
The autism of /heem/ everyone

UFC BTFO

Coker keeps winning

meisha tate is ugly

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Rate this card

Chael Sonnen vs Wanderlei Silva
Matt Mitrione vs Fedor Emelianenko
Douglas Lima vs Lorenz Larkin
Michael Chanderl vs Brent Primus
Aaron Pico vs Zach Freeman
Phil Davis vs Ryan Bader 2
James Gallagher vs Chinzo Machida

>>75482257
i could almost imagine having sex with gabi until i think of those giant, sandpaper man-hands of hers cradling my tiny manlet thighs when she holds me against a wall to power fuck me. it creeps me out

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Post fighters who are impossible to like.

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>>75482794
Gabi makes it very clear in like every way that she's super submissive with guys

https://www.instagram.com/p/cV7A10ruFc/

Remember when Rampage snitched on Jones fucking Ronda long dick style?

>>75482797
>massaging his record instead of moving up to take challenges
>streams on twitch

he's the biggest meme fighter going, cant wait until he gets sparked by Cody

>It's another Blow Job Penn episode

Will this overrated scrub ever fuck off?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmJfcOSmyvw

>>75482858
>Marinovich BJ Penn
>Overrated

He was the scariest man in MMA at the time.

>>75482849
Figures this post would come from an Irish.

Why would you criticize a champion for staying in his division? Champs jumping around weight classes is what's killing the UFC.

>>75482901
you're putting words in my mouth, he's defended the belt enough, cejudo was the last credible challenger, it's no different from when anderson cleared out the division and people wanted him to move up

whose you're favourite female fighter?

>>75482738
Everyone says that until they watch a bellator card

>>75482946
What do you mean credible? Elliott is a great fighter and Reis is good as well

>>75482481
And then we fucked lol

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lol why the FUCK would anyone want to hire this guy? he fucking never got better at his job.

>>75483114
>not liking le slip n rip man

fuck off

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>>75483114
Beat it, get lost

>>75483190
Why?

>>75483114
>doesn't like goldie
>probably doesn't like Joe
>most likely doesn't like Stann, DC, Dom, or Anik

So just what is it you autists want? Generic, forgettable commentary like Joe Buck/Troy Aikman or Marv Allen/Bran Anderson? UFCs commentary is part of what made the spectacle memorable.

Honestly I like Todd Grisham. He reminds me of the dude that used to call WEC. Craig Hummer I think his name was.

>>75483233
thats a lot of assumptions to make a pretty shitty point

>>75483206
its a newfriend who got le triggered meme wrong

>>75483321
Fuck him, he unironically thought Lobov was winning Rd 1-3

>>75483543
Prove it.

>Cody calling out TJ for ending Chris Holdsworth's career due to an illegal knee in a malicious sparring session.

TJ needs a heem.

>>75482353
fuck her. she's a roiding cheat, always has been always will be

yeah it's cool to see her beat the shit out of other women as hormone testing confirms she's a man

but fuck, she's a fucking cry baby and should be lucky she hasn't been black listed for cheating for so long

>>75483390
stay btfo

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>>75483588
Really?

Cody should just fucking release the KO video, man. Fuck that little juicehead.

>>75483321
>MMA guy does Pro-wrestling commentary
>claims to get bullied and runs away like a pussy

>Pro-wrestling guy does MMA commentary
>turns out to be GOAT

>>75483634
Never happened

>>75483634
>brags about KOing his sparring partner
>complains that someone else KOed their sparring partner

really makes you think, huh?

>>75483588
People say Conor is turning MMA into mandrama, but there's more WWE-tier drama surrounding TJ and Team Alpha Male than anyone else in the promotion.

>>75483576
He kept bringing it up but Stann put him in check third round. Did you even watch the fight?

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>>75483672
As any drama to you mandrama or something? Should everyone be good two shoes statist pieces of shit like your fake bitch ass shut the fuck up don't even reply you already know the answer you fucking zilch shut the fuck up

>>75483684
Artem arguably won the first round.

>>75483695
Loving every laugh, bud, please continue to post.

>>75483687
PostOP/10

>>75483662
*grabs your throat*

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>mfw conrad mcgregor gassed out badly 2 fights in a row, making he lose once to a shitty opponent and run around in circles to catch his breath to beat said shiter and right after that released a """conditioning""" program thats probably making him monthly more than i am going to make in a year

conor truly is a unparalleled genius, its his universe and we are merely inhabiting it

>>75483687
Can they just add a tranny division already?

>>75483731
You could sell oxygen to all those "Irish"-Americans who buy his shit if you told them it was Irish air.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTRb6EsBQf2/

Based Kavanagh

>>75483687
ugly as sin/7

>>75483756
Living here is 10x worse, "Irish" Americans are fucking everywhere when in fact theyre mud blooded scots-irish peasants riding around with "Eire" stickers on their cars

Anyone have the Tyrone heem'd webm?

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the scat spammer is the person who made this thread

MODS

Imagine getting so triggered by an OP that you spam gay scat porn.

>>75483766
Would be fucking hilarious if Conor got Aldo'd.

Wasn't Mayweather a brawler early in his career? If he wants to cement his legacy he should ko Conor in the first instead of toying with him and beating him in the 10th. Then Conor will have the I WUZ BEAT BY DA CARDIO YEH excuse

>>75483846
stop being this imbecil, you pathetic kid

>>75483687
Fun to watch 12bh. I like it when "women" who can heem fight.

>>75483687
I'll skip it

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>>75481861

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75476989

News:

>Iaquinta tells Dana to shut the fuck up
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/24/15410142/ufc-al-iaquinta-slams-ufc-bonus-structure-tells-dana-white-to-shut-his-f-king-mouth-mma

>Davis replaces King Mo to fight Ryan Bader at Bellator 180
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/phil-davis-vs-ryan-bader-title-fight-bellator-180-king-mo-lawal-out

>Dana on McGregor-Mayweather
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-dana-white-floyd-mayweather-struggle-vs-conor-mcgregor

>Letourneau signs with Bellator
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/856529891583545346

>Shit "Nobody's Boy" Poobutt bitches and complains
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/24/15411968/ufc-chris-weidman-demands-gegard-mousasi-rematch-after-dominating-at-ufc-210-mma

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>american /heem/

>>75483846
>Wasn't Mayweather a brawler early in his career?

are you kidding? he's always been a distant pussy

his last KO was a literal sucker punch as the guy was looking at the ref

*portions dip*

>>75483857
vete a la mierda, puto.

>>75483888
Admit you're the scat spammer already. You just show up after the scat spam and magically it stops?

>>75483888
lol @ Al bitching and crying

he's right but dude...fight out your contract and go to bellator

>>75483687
Your 4 bro
Getting better tho'

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>>75483910
you aren't fooling anybody, autist

>>75483912
shut the fuck you maple slurping pussy, al is based

>fights are always bangers
>doesn't suck up to the UFC jew
>gets drunk, talks shit, fucks shit up

i bet your boy is some "classy" little yes-man dork like wondercuck

>>75483966
BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqj6xi5_JI

>>75483966
Canada just got shrekt

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>>75483910
literally every poster that has been friend simulated has been accused of being the scat spammer

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What's next for le golden retriever

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>world title

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>>75482481

This general is the most autistic huh

>>75484024
Kevin lee

>>75484024
Mickey Gall, should be fun

>>75484031
>>75484033
Phil Davies is the man!

Why hasn't MVP moved to the UFC yet

Is Phil Davis a poor mans Jon Jones?

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>>75484024
Being turned into a human turbine inside of a gyroscope used to power the world.

>>75484052
Because if he racks up a nice streak ufc can't lowball

>>75484052
Bellator actually pays people to fight

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>>75484058

>black wrestlefucker whos got his shit together

>>75484031
>>75484033

Bader is gonna heem that pedo state fag back to the stone age.

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Can someone edit 'Heem Sleepy' in the webm? Same font as the worldstar one, with the flashing stars?

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After she loses another title shot what should she do with her life?

>>75484115
porn

>>75484115
Put the meth down

>>75484115
lesbian porn

>>75483731

>Brazil

He's going to make more from that """conditioning""" program than your whole fucking favela in a decade

Why isn't Ben Askren in the UFC?

>>75484080
I can but I won't

>>75484139
He hates Dana White

>>75484115
Grows her hair out, stops acting like a wigger, becomes my gf and lets me train her to be a real fighter. It's her only chance at reaching her potential.

>>75483928
love the way poirier stiffens up
knockouts are a fascinating thing
post more interesting knockout reactions bro

What happened to the curly headed fuck that is Charles brennaman?

>>75484024
failed USADA test

>>75484171
i saw him get SHLEPT by our boy bigg rigg but thats all

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Now that she's missed for the BJJ world championship in Abu Dhabi and previously missed weight twice in MMA, where does she go from here?
She's only 23 and the best in the world at something but clearly lacks either discipline or dedication.

I love you all

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will he knock dana's fake teeth out?

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>>75484170

>>75484182
Anyone have that vid of this fatass training at the beach and displaying how unathletic she is?

>>75484181
Lol I remember rumble headkick his face

>>75484182
she is young, a midget, trains, and dances how is she so fat?

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>>75484170


>>75484187
sono chi no sadame

>>75484187
Shouldn't have stopped the fight
>>75484201
Because she is a midget

>>75484072
LMAO

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>>75484196

>>75484182
Gets fit, becomes my gf, and lets me train her to be a real fighter. It's her only chance at reaching her potential.

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>>75484209

>>75484201
She doesn't diet at all.

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>>75484072
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/bellator-170-salaries-payouts-range-from-1500-to-tito-ortizs-event-high-300000

>>75484170

Was Ronda losing the best thing for us fightfans?

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>>75484201
bunda is life
i think its because she grew up with a BJJ legend for a dad so she was probably always treated with kiddie gloves and allowed to fuck around more than everybody else. Now that there's real consequences, she aint ready

>>75484215
Why the fuck is she training on the beach in shorts and that onesie like what the fuck is even the point

>>75484115
What else is she gonna do but get back to his trailer house and get fucked in the ass by Pat's nasty hairy dick.

>>75484220
>you will NEVER fugg this human-esque chimp cumrag

>>75484237
Wouldeat

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>>75484234
Objectively yes. Conor making it through 12 rounds unimpressively losing a decision would also be the best for us

>>75484237
So is she white or what?

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>>75484253
Her father is brazilian and her mom is "white"

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>>75484253
no

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>>75484276
That is an ugly face

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Who is she fighting next?

>>75484215
How many times did people try to stop it thinking it was rape?

>>75484308
rematch kailin curran

>>75483766
>Throwing Dana White out of the truck
In other words, he's an obstacle. Never gonna happen.

>>75483662
actually it makes perfect sense

TJ is known for going too hard in sparring, and has admitted it himself. he tried to bully Cody and got BTFO

>>75484320
0. rape is legal in brazil

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>>75484244

I could easily knock seven shades of shite out of any WMMA fighter

Cyborg would maybe put up a decent scrap but she's basically a fucking man

>>75483588
>Chris Holdsworth @HoldsworthMMA Apr 23
>@UltimoNagel @TJDillashaw @Cody_Nolove No one ended my career!! You don't know what you're talking about.

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>tfw a girl at work said i'm nerdy cute

>>75484366
lol if you can't throw her over the cage immediately you're a manlet

Post your UFC walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iCtpuQvydk

>>75484344
The more likely thing is TAM is filled with negative gossiping bitches and when TJ left it was an echo chamber of haters so that pinned anything bad on dilly. They are mandhildren.

>>75484388
That just means she wants to friendzone you. Heem her the next time you see her brah it's the only way.

>>75484390
I'm six (6) foot but cyborg packs a punch for a gal

>>75484388
Ask her to hangout some time, take her hiking and get your dick sucks behind a bush

>>75484186
does dana have fake teeth?

>>75484388
Yell cupcheck and grab her by the pussy. If she gets mad say it was a prank for YouTube.

>>75484406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgZpJUSO6oE

>>75484422
yeah he used to look like the night stalker

>>75484409
she was trying to set me up with a new girl, so win win

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>>75484406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpzWRxCMGOs

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Frankie will end this memer.

>>75484385
He's either in denial or he legit doesn't remember getting kneed in the head while on all fours. Sad.

>>75484406
Fuck that white boy shit!

https://youtu.be/UKjj4hk0pV4

>>75484469
>le boxercise man

>>75484469
don't go out like diego frankie

>>75484476
gotta go more hipster if im going nas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ8AmN2XaIM

211 is a damn good card

Stipp Mioch is good firemen

>>75484509
We can go harder than that nig

https://youtu.be/i37OxPtzcV8

>reply to this post with YouTube links nobody will open
Goof off you dummies

>>75484543
>SUBMIT, WITH HONOR, TO A DUEL WITH MY SON

>"I agree."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO1Tmr5S2BQ

>>75484580
Nice, liquid swords best album

>>75484509
>>75484476

>Not having Nas perform "Nas Is Like" but use your name instead live as you walk out

"Anon is like…" Earth, Wind & Fire, rims and tires
Bulletproof glass, inside is the realest driver
Planets in orbit, line 'em up with the stars
Tarot cards, you can see the Pharaoh Anons
"Anon is like…" Iron Mike, messiah type
Before the Christ, after the death
The last one left, let my cash invest in stock
Came a long way from blastin' TEC's on blocks
Went from Seiko to Rolex, owning acres
From the projects with no chips, to large cake dough
Dimes giving fellatio, siete zeros
Bet my 9 spit for the pesos, but what's it all worth?
Can't take it with you under this earth
Rich men died and tried, but none of it worked
They just rob your grave, I'd rather be alive and paid
Before my number's called, history's made
Some'll fall, but I rise, thug or die
Making choices that determine my future under the sky
To rob, submit or heem, I'm wondering why
It's a dirty game, is any man worthy of fame?
Much success to you, even if you wish me the opposite
Sooner or later we'll all see who the prophet is
ANON-NON-NON-NON

It could be a big production like Genki Sudo used to do. That shit would be hype.

>>75484678
could see this for JBJ. either Jon is like or Bones is like

happy birthday champ

Germaine de Randamie (born April 24, 1984) is a Dutch kickboxer and mixed martial artist of Afro-Surinamese and Dutch descent

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Might move to Iceland, lads.

Mjolnir gym sounds tits and sparring with Gunni would be a lifelong dream.

>>75484761
>jouban
fuck that lispy faggot

>>75484761
im gonna move you to the shadow realm if you don't shut the fuck up

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reminder that platinum is a murderer

>>75484579
kek, I always assumed people just post their own music but no one listens to anyone else's, so it's all pointless

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>>75484785
We both know you'll do nothing, friend. I'd GADOOSH you in a matter of seconds.

>>75484784
>Jouban BTFO in slo mo

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>>75484799
yeah but who's life should he ruin next

>>75484815
heem wobbly

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>>75484799
where were you when ellenberger was kill

since there's no fights next week, what do we do?

>>75484531
He should run into burning buildings while wearing the belt.

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>>75484823
>Crowd literally too afraid to answer
Miguel Perro is an animal.

Ask that archivedork to look it up, I legit said he reminds me of a young Robbie Lawler.

>>75484845
Wanna do something productive?

>>75484845
eat
train
sleep

eat
sleep
train

3peat

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>>75484843
>literally beg the ufc to give you another fight after they cut you
>they give you a former heroin addict
>you get lucky and win
>get slaughtered by next opponent

Have you goofs seen this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTRoPy3A5so/

He looks like shit.

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Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

>>75484845
Apply for school if you haven't already. You can only live with your folks for so long, friend.

>>75484890
Damn he looks like Big Lenny now

>>75484899
not every one here is neet m8

>>75484895
I missed this meme, someone fill me in?

>>75484921
What do you do, what is your favorite fight

>>75484922
No need to waste your time. Jake Shields is going to choke the life out of him in 3 weeks.

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>>75484890
Jesus, he looks like one of those post-USADA deflated Brazilians.

Now I don't wanna accuse anyone of being on steroids until it's confirmed they are or were, but Jesus.

>>75484895
That's literally like $780 or something. I make more than that in a week. Is he being ironic?

>>75484951
Jake is a twat
>>75484986
Enough to keep ur mom happy

>>75484986
I seriously hope that is take-home $ after taxes.

>>75485009
You must be the one. Please, educate me as to how this meme started.

>>75484901
kek

>>75484922
>>75485022
>22
The future GOAT and heems boy

>>75485019
It is. Working for the local news is surprisingly lucrative. Also surprisingly retarded a lot of the time.

>>75484509
shit
had no idea this song existed

I like it

I could literally 48-47 every here

>>75485091
Buddeh, I will literally fucking controversially SD the shit out of you where only 9 of 24 media outlets score the bout in favor of me.

i would platinum mathew perry evry here

>>75485091
>implying I have the cardio to go five rounds
top kek m8

>>75485144
ye olde Eddie Alvarez

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what are your thoughts on women's mma?

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What's your thoughts on Cynthia Calvillo?

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>>75485490
everything that alexa grasso was supposed to be

>>75485490
cynthia a cute

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>>75485519
I don't like this narrative. Cynthia and Grasso are different. Grasso is fine she was undefeated. She got her first loss because she was hesitant and thought she was winning in the eyes of the judges but misjudged the pace of the fight. She was never in any danger or put herself in bad positions. She just didn't do as much as she thought she was. That's an easy mistake to make early in a pro career. Now if she keeps this up then yeah, its bad but its the first time it's happened.

>>75485458
It will hopefully be better in 10-odd years. For now it's mostly a meme.

>>75485565
tl;dr

>>75485520
based

>>75485565
Can someone with talent make the PNGs from now on these kind of look like crap.

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>>75485604

>>75485621
yeah not you lol

You should need to have a minimum 3 ranked wins to get a title shot.

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>>75485643

>>75485490
Low income do nothing bitch

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Would he heem woodley?

Raging Al vs. Mike Perry who wins

>>75485729
The fans

>>75485729
the long island housing market

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>>75484385
well now the trash talk is just awkward

>people picked diego canchez

Can she beat Amanda?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTNjedRgzJm/

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Why the fuck did they fire Goldie?

Why?

Why would they do that?

>>75485794
why dont you know how to make webms?

>>75485816
No one's here to cater to you, faggot

>>75485743

who

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who is your favorite champion?

>>75485832

>having more than 2 pairs of shoes
>paying more than $40 for a pair of shoes

faggot

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>>75485832
Alistair Overeem #StipeTapped

>>75485848
reem knocked him out and stipe woke up when his head hit the canvas

>>75485823
why do you hate /heem/?

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>>75485743

>>75485803
Doesn't fit the WME Image

You can tell they're more about removing the personality from the sport and making it more like a generic mainstream thing. If Dana wasn't there I reckon Face the Pain would have been long gone too

You can tell by how Grisham just does nothing but endlessly read facts, moreso than anyone. That's the kind of stuff they want.
>Fight is literally ongoing
>"X was a high school teacher"
>"Y works here"
>"Z told me this before the fight"
They didn't so much fire Goldie as not renew his contract though. I don't think Dana cared much for him either and as Goldie said, he was one of many who were let go.

>>75484921
More like not everyone here is underage

Goldberg was absolute dog shit at his job. The only reason to like him was because he was so fucking terrible at commentating.

>>75485880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53SGigSsR8
just watch the video bro, it's two minutes long, can't really be webmd

>>75485969
>trains in thailand
>joanna trains in coral springs

>>75485967
He had charisma and knew when to not talk over Joe. Now that he's gone I realize how important he was to commentating.

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>>75485931
Plus I imagine they're cutting their budget to make some of the moolah back they lost in the purchase.

Is Dana's job for life? Or can they just do what they did to Steve Jobs and replace him?

Jesus, what a trainwreck WME has been so far.

>>75485997
This. He's one of those rare commentators who knows when to shut up and gives space for others who don't have that ability.

Take that one time Joe and Cruz were on the table, it was unbearable because neither would give a fucking inch.

>>75485967
Goldie was as big a part of the UFC as anyone

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>>75485969
You can still do it, you just have to cut the quality down. Yes I have autism

>>75486004
lmao

>>75486032
There was a reason he was fired from the NFL after 1 day. He fucking sucks. What was it, 15 years and he didn't get any better? lol

>>75486027
>Is Dana's job for life?
Nah, it's set for a while though. His experience is pretty invaluable

>>75486043
if you give me a timestamp I'll do it
the whole video would look like total shit though, it's really not worth it

>>75486043
It needs the sound though.

>>75486058
I take it you've never had a warm fuzzy blanket faggot

>>75485967
you may be right, however Grisham is undeniably far worse

>>75486079
this too desu

>>75486068
Yeah I don't care at all, just saying. Personally I think Shev is disgusting, that one Peruvian poster said she stinks and I believe him

>>75486086
The thing about Grisham is I didn't even mind him his first even. He got excited during the fights, talked about them too and even brought up some of the kickboxing stuff he's done. People cite GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS as bad, but it at least shows he's invested in the fight and showing some sort of emotion and reacting to it

Last Fight Night it was nothing but fact after fact after fact. It was so jarring, he didn't even do it at opportune times. Whoever gave him that note sheet and told him to read it all needs to rethink

>>75486108
me too really, she seems cool enough but probably would not bang

>>75486058
That may be true but at least he brought energy. Goldberg would only be a real problem if there wasn't a guy like Joe sitting next to him.

>>75486125
>mind him his first even
Mind him at his first event*

>>75486147
yea I agree. This Grisham dude already sounds like he's phoning it in.

>>75486143
I'd still favor her over Nunes in a 5 round rematch. Seem like the fight to make but who knows what they'll do.

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>>75486179
It's happening according to le trump insider
I think she wins it too

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>>75485969
>>75486043
>>75486079
>>75486068

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>>75486214
If that card comes off it's gonna be meme central

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>>75483888
>read the whole post
>spot UFC FN 111
>realize pic related was not a very funny dream and it's actually going to happen

Who is making these match-ups anyway???

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>>75486272
Dana Frederick White, Jr.

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Someone was asking for a buddy cop show starring Sage right?

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I think I broke my rib cage during sparring guys...

What do?

>>75486301
Go see a doctor

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>>75486301
tough it out

>>75486310
Nah fuck that

>>75486301
Enjoy your zenkai boost

>>75486301
Unless it's piercing your lung there's really nothing to do other than wait for it to recover
There's probably some way to tell if that's happening
Either way, it's a pain in the ass. Takes over a month to heal back perfectly and everything is gonna be painful in the beginning and very annoying in the end.

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>>75484237
McKenzie, can you help me work on my north south choke? I just can't seem to get it right.

>>75483901
protect yourself at all times faggot

>>75486301
Wait longer than you feel like you should to recover, it'll feel fine before it's done healing. Re-aggravating it can be worse than the initial injury.

>>75484115
hopefully porn

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Hey guys just rewatched Bisping's split decision win against Thales Leites in a 5 round fight. I think Bisping is pretty beatable!

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Now that the dust has settled, can we confirm once and for all that leglocks are a meme? Shit *never* works outside of grappling-only contests.

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>>75486301
The obvious thing is to ask your doct-
>sees flag
Well good luck, bro.

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>>75486426
SEE YUU SUN BOHI

>>75486310
>>75486361
>>75486397
>>75486451
Pussys

>>75486314
>>75486332
>>75486348
These

>>75486348
he has to heal first mr casual