/heem/ - Dog Larping Edition

Schaub

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Platinum bless.

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no, its conor. conor. in the third.

Jon Dodson

https://youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4

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Zane getting btfo

Platinum vs thiago alvez lets go

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Your daily reminder:

>rory and nate are roiders aka only way to beat tyron
>le blood orc only became deleted after woodley heemd him
>wonderboy had tyron in trouble 0 times in 50 minutes
>gsp chose to fight a lightheavyweight whos a nightmare matchup over based tyron
>bisping ducked fighting a guy who "gasses" to fight le ww goat flyweight can crusher man
>tyron is the ww goat until/if psp grows a sack to try and show otherwise

hey guys

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Conor beats Floyd

good morning heem

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>muh yair rodriguez will beat fwonkie because he's fast!

Maximus reminds me of Artem

>>75470313
Still upset I see

>>75470100
I can't believe Arlovski's fighting again in June. That dude is gonna be fucked up.

>>75470618
wtf is this real???

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>>75470461
>how does yair win
>HE'S YOUNGER THAN FWONKIE
>but that's not an argument
>HAHAHA YOUR LE TRIGGERED

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>>75470837
gross

>>75470837
Shame. She cleans up really well when she has long feminine hair.

>>75470837
>tfw had to watch both of my waifus fight
>tfw won and lost the same night

Has MMA popularity peaked or will it one day be big as Hockey or Golf? In terms of viewership.

>>75471084
I'm not sure there could ever be an audience of that size that would like seeing Mike Perry kill people with his elbow

>Frankie Edgar had die hard fans

why? boring manlet

>>75471313
He's the Rocky Balboa of MMA. I personally love watching him fight.

>>75471084
mma is a boom and bust business

fertitta's knew this which is why they got out at at a peak after going through it at least 3 times themselves

>>75471313
frankie is one if the p4p goats you stupid casuals

>>75471442
kek, no he's not

he overachieved at LW and got BTFO of the division when WEC was absorbed and the talent pool got deeper

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>people actually think TJ will beat Cody

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Gonna drop some MMA related webms and then go for a midnight jog.

>Inb4 triggered autists

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>>75471501
>rory absolutely tools woodley for his "ass against the fence" strategy with proper boxing

>wonderboy literally can't do anything because only has meme kicks and is uber scared of grappling


really boggles the noggin

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>>75471545

>tfw me and Spain agree on the same things
>tfw Spain still has an issue with me whenever I post

>>75471477
(You)

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>>75471577
Woodley exposed Wonderpedo as a one dimensional fighter. 189 Rory would've butchered Thompson, he shouldn't have invested that much in those autistic rolls.

>>75471607
I've issues with nobody here, friend. I take nothing seriously online.

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>>75471650

>>75471084
Not consistently. Like boxing, it's feast or famine depending on whether there are any crossover stars. Mike Tyson made a lot of lifelong boxing fans but his PPV numbers didn't have any staying power. Like it or not, combat sports are casual-driven and that's where the UFC's loyalty is.

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>>75471682

>>75471682
Are black """""men""""" this scared of white guys?

any webm from last night main event specifically

>>75471313
>he's never seen the Rocky Story video

Here, pleb. Don't say I never did anything for you

https://ok.ru/video/10332736099

>>75471545
>>75471586
>>75471682
>>75471754
>I-I only backed against the cage that time because wonderboy wasn't engaging!!

top kek, woodley fights so scared

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>>75471791
Blacks are legit scared of weird goth kids that give off school shooter vibes, so basically Rory.

>>75471648
if you really think frankie is a p4p goat you are a retard

he has heart and he overachieved, that's it. he's not even in the top 10 all time unless you are only talking at LW

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I might be all out.

Accidentally triggered someone.

Anyway, gonna go for that jog. Have MMA, /sp/ related webm, lads!

>Inb4 I further trigger people

>>75471827
He fights strategically, he is an elite counterstriker, on a much. higher level than wonderboy

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>>75471935
>Accidentally

>>75471946
wonderboy's boxing is so underwhelming and doesnt really demand respect

all that leaves him is kicks which plays right into woodley's wrasslin

Pathetic fucking zilch so desperate for friends and to look normal, how humiliating

>>75471977
rose looks a lot like sasha grey here

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hey Spainsperg did you autistically lurk /heem/ while you were on suspension like Coral Springs did?

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Who are the biggest chads of the UFC?

Everyone seems mentally handicapped

>>75472157
i hope so, i hope he saw all of /heem/ laughing at him when his ban was on the bans page

what a fucking DORK lmao

>>75471926
>frankie isnt in the top 10
lmao'ing at your face super hard

I'm the hugest chad in heem and I'd heem everyone itt

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>>75472157
you know he did while me and my buds on /heem/ completely btfo him over and over again

>>75472172
The biggest Chad is Chad Griggs (LHW)

The smallest Chad is Chad Mendes (FW)

>>75472287
>completely btfo
hey just like Jacaroid Pooza

>>75472172
cockhold and ngyno

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>>75472157
You still haven't explained to me why what I did was strange.

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>>75472287

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>>75472360
how does it feel being banned from every mma discussion forum ever?

Guys do we have a gameplan for stud radio this tuesday?

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>>75472287
>actually showing his face
Kek

>>75472558
Seriously, why do people hate this man? He proves people wrong day after day.

>He is at the end of his career
>He has the most UFC wins ever
>He has been nothing but loyal to the UFC
>He deserves the title
>He deserves to go out on big money fights

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>>75472394
I got permabanned from Sherdog in 09 for criticizing Dana White for self-inserted himself onto the cover of the first edition of UFC magazine. I abhorred Dana White at the time. Of course that was my 3rd and final ban. I got banned from the UG the night of UFC 158 when Jake Shields came on and started posting about "GSP's sketchy handwraps". I said some brutally disparaging things about Jake Shields and the scrap pack. GSP was my boy at the time. That was my 7th and final ban from the UG.

You know what, it was a blessing. 2013 is when I started posting in gamethreads on /sp/ and then /heem/ came not too long after.

I probably could get my ban lifted on the UG at this time, but I wouldn't want to go back after Art Wanderlei died. SuperCalo getting banned was also one of the last straws.

>>75472692
lol you fucking zilch

so obvious to see how full of shit you and your autistic act are

fuck you faggot ill eat you alive bitch

>>75472692
Reset your router

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>>75472715
Get well soon brother. I feel a negative energy protruding through my screen when I read your post. I'm here for you bro. Bless.

what does it mean to get schlob'd?

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>>75472157
Nah, when the mods pop me I usually leave.

Is that kid in the pic shopped?

>>75472391
>>75472538
Sorry for revving the autist up, lads. But then again, the fact that I'm alive triggers him, so y'know.

>>75472692
Gooby bless you, lad.

>>75472735
Are you this obsessed with Schaub in real life?
Do you buy his shit on the daily?
What makes you worship him so much?
When did you first become exposed to Schaub?

>>75470249
>le lose a kickboxing match to Shields man

What did he mean by this?

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>>75472692
>I said some brutally disparaging things about Jake Shields
this is understandable, Jake Shields has been one of my top anti-boys for a long time now. I don't hate him quite as much as before since hes not stinking up the ufc octagon anymore, also its pretty based the way hes got Nates back against Goob. I will never be a Shields fan though.

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>>75472824
>le only roiders can beat him
what did he mean by this?

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>>75471754
good posts

>>75472816
I said this once before, but we need to get schaubsperg on the big brown flush down podcast.

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>>75472816
>Are you this obsessed with Schaub in real life?
Well this is real life so I guess?
>Do you buy his shit on the daily?
I own 5 shirts and have seen TFATK live at Palm Beach Improv.
>What makes you worship him so much?
Mostly because he consistently uploads new content and he's genuinely insightful with his MMA analysis. I also admire his positive energy.
>When did you first become exposed to Schaub?
TUF 10. I rooted for him since episode 1 because he had a background in professional football and I found that interesting. I wanted to see how his skills would translate to the cage.

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>>75472884
>TUF 10. I rooted for him since episode 1 because he had a background in professional football and I found that interesting. I wanted to see how his skills would translate to the cage.

How did that work out for you?

>>75472884
By real life I mean when it comes to interacting with others in person.

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>>75472901
>How did that work out for you?
ça va mal

if masvidal loses to maia, then masvidal vs perry?

>>75472915
I don't know anyone that watches MMA. When people have asked me who my favorite fighters are I do mention him. I also wear my TFATK shirts in public.

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>>75472884
post a screenshot of your skub folder, I wanna see how dedicated you are to lord schaub.

>>75472941
PLEASE!

>>75472884
>he's genuinely insightful with his MMA analysis
stop trolling dog please

>>75472884
I genuinely think he's mentally ill, no one can be this dedicated to trolling

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>>75473028
I honestly feel bad for him. I feel like he doesn't have many friends outside of /heem/. Even then, a good amount of posters hate him.

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>>75472969
Very dedicated brother.

>>75472884
More questions if you don't mind answering

How much of an impact does Schaub have on your daily life?
Aspirations in life?
Plan on meeting him one day?
Who was your favorite guy (inside or outside of MMA) before Schaub?

>>75473052
gonna send this to schaub on twitter and see what he thinks

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>>75473091
>How much of an impact does Schaub have on your daily life?
On my drive to and from college about 45 minutes I have Schaub on the aux cord. I listen to every TFATK and Big Brown Breakdown.
>Aspirations in life?
To enjoy my short time here. Try to stay positive and help others instead of put them down.
>Plan on meeting him one day?
I have met him when I saw TFATK live. Have a picture with him. He was extremely grateful and showed a lot of love to the fans.
>Who was your favorite guy (inside or outside of MMA) before Schaub?
Randy Couture has always been my favorite MMA fighter. He's also one of my heroes.

>>75471084
depends on if dana can make the next conor mcgregor in time to have two conor mcgregors at the same time

>>75473135
did the wet nut stains on your pants show up in the picture?

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>mfw when someone says frankie edgar is a "p4p goat" around me

>>75473051
pretty sad

>>75473096
kek post the tweet

>>75473179
haha I was nervous but not that nervous

>>75473135
Final set of questions
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
What is the most personal non-Schaub related thing about you that you are willing to tell us?
Do you train in MMA and plan on competing?
Would you not say you are a bit obsessed with Schaub?

>>75473187
>MUH YAIR

>>75470100
What does the dog teach him?

>jones looked bad against OSP
>DC has this fight locked in

Mma analyst logic.

My fellow US citizens. Give me at least one poster outside of the US you love and one you hate.

Love Spain and Ireland

Hate Bulgaria and Puerto Rico

>>75470100
Dogge not even looking at him - lol, that was photoshopped, I'm thinking.

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>>75473255
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
No. Had something senior year of high school that didn't fully come into fruition.
>What is the most personal non-Schaub related thing about you that you are willing to tell us?
To keep things short a few years ago I almost died in a fire. I luckily received no injuries, but it has taught me to be positive because life is too short and precious to put others down.
>Do you train in MMA and plan on competing?
I've trained BJJ for 3 years and dabbled into kickboxing a bit. I never plan on competing.
>Would you not say you are a bit obsessed with Schaub?
Not obsessed but very dedicated.

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>>75473399
>never had a girlfriend

It all makes sense now

>>75473399
Good chat and thanks for helping me know you better.

Though I do have one last question if you don't mind.

What other boards other than /sp/ do you browse?

>>75473371
we are all heem

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>>75473052
it's worse than I imagined, it's terminal autism

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Does anyone have more webms of Cub memeing on Artem?

>>75473447
Thanks man. I appreciate the kindness and curiosity. Thanks for giving me a fair chance to explain myself without judgement. I apologize but I refrain from the final question.

>>75473531
it's anime porn isn't it

>>75473497
lmao look at him trying to fight like conor. looks like a drunk guy trying to fence.

how does someone like lobov fight so flat footed if hes presumably training with conor? He looked alright, but god damn was he just plodding around sometimes

>>75473497
I will never not laugh at how ridiculous Artem looks when he fights, those little T-Rex arms

>>75473577
His movement is not physical, it's mental and spiritual

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>>75471084
merchandise sales are apparently falling, even if ppv are growing (no idea if they are), the sports is going to be severely limited by 2 things:

1. the UFc is the biggest entity and it pays it's fighters shit. MM will never attract elite athletes for that reasona and because...

2. MMA is bad for the health. Like really bad. Shortened life span and badly compromised quality of life. That means most parents won't allow their kids into the competitive arm of the sport so the talent flow won't happen, and there won't be an expanding fan base.
Future concussion and injury lawsuits could sink things further.

inb4 "they knew what they were getting into". Might seems like the law should work that way, but it's just not that simple.

I love the sport, but I was always just amazed we got it past the McCain's of the world and their "human cock-fighting" bullshit. It's never going to be a major sport, and could well go back to pre-Tito/Shamrock levels of viewership, at least in North American and Europel

For the moment, Conor and rumours of GSP are keeping it afloat. Beyond those two, who knows what we have left. We'll see, I guess. But if I had money to invest in a sport, it wouldn't be MMA, sadly.

>>75473497
Why does Cody seem like less of a T-rex with 65 inch reach than Artem?

>>75473603
Cody is 5'7 and Artem 5'9.

>>75473596
Most people know what they're getting into when they sign up for head punch and ligament tear: the sport
>but it's not just that simple
Ehhh to an extent, assumption of risk is an actual thing, especially when you sign contracts for it. Pugilists dementia has been known to be a thing for a while. Most of the damage is honestly done in sparring too.

The bigger issue is stuff like Kimbo and Dada's medicals flying completely under the radar

>>75473497
I didn't even notice this during the fight he used the meme hammer against him the mad man

>>75473625
I thought Cody was 5'8? Oh well, Artem reminds me of that giant baby doll from Toy Story 3

Is there anywhere I can watch streams of old fights?

>>75473603
Artem has an awkward frame, his torso is long.

>>75473627
I think a lot of guys have chosen to drastically reduce sparring sessions or intensity and save the damage for the fights.

>>75473667
Some gyms are, you still have those idiot Brazilian gyms like King's, xGym, that go all out and other idiot ones like AKA

>>75473497
Who is the highest ranked FW Artem could beat?

>>75473531
You seem like an alright guy.
Positive.
And oddly balanced for a guy with so many Schaub pics.
Best to you!

>>75473703
Thanks bro! Best to you as well! Always stay positive.

>>75473695
amirikani maybe? t-city?

Out of curiosity, what job does heem do?

High School drop out here, unemployed since, about to be homeless.

>>75473627
>Pugilists dementia has been known to be a thing for a while.
Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't almost all the legal and medical work concerning that been focussed on boxing, not MMA?
If so, the assumption of risk in MMA is a different thing than the assumption of risk in boxing, no?

>>75473733
Police officer in Houston

>>75473733
Accountant, my salary is 400$. Beat that.

>>75473744
>boxing, not MMA

True, but I'd imagine there'd be some crossover considering the athletic commission regulations and all that and the nature of combat sports. Then again most people still aren't sure whether gloves and headgear are protective against anything non-aesthetic

>>75473733
work a shitty factory painting shit for 50 hours a week, pays above minimum wage. You should get a factory job, don't think they've moved all those out over there like they have here. just fake a diploma and a resume till you get a job, i've heard you can get decent jobs with nothing over there.

Artem's my inspiration

>>75473710
Whats your favorite song atm?

>>75473781
>i've heard you can get decent jobs with nothing over there.
You heard wrong, I've applied so much. I actually have sports certificates and volunteer work as well, still nothing. Really thought it would help.

>>75473761
$400 per what?

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night lads

>>75473788
He artem mine, either.

>>75473799
you just have to find the right thing, where are you applying to? say you have a diploma and try to apply to all warehouses/manufacturing plants around. How old are you? should try to work on cars or something or be a salesman if you're good with people.

>>75473816
Per year. He's a poor b*lgarian loser like all the Bulger immigrants here

>>75473798
At the moment probably Andromeda by Gorillaz or Pride by Kendrick Lamar

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So if Masvidal beats Maia, he has the best chance against Woodley in the top 5 right? Great chin, better boxing, TDD.

>>75473829
Factories, night shifts, security jobs. Just whatever is near by really because I don't drive.

I'm 18 and have awful social skills which is why I dropped out.

>>75473869
Jesus Christ. I thought there were no poor people in Britain

>>75473869
That sucks, ever thought about the military or something. Do they have a high school diploma equivalent there?

>>75473905
Military is my last resort, I don't want to not be able to train and browse heem. And yeah they will do but I don't know what it is.

I just applied to a night shift security at a factory, 10pm till 9am. Living the life.

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>>75473869
>I'm 18

>>75473982
Is that a maple leaf?

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>>75473966
i've done that, it sucks but you can meet some cool people on the night shift. The main thing that sucks about work in general is putting all your time into something so boring and pointless...either way once you become an adult it seems like you pretty much have to cut down on your heem browsing time. Wouldn't matter if that time was being put into something you actually cared about though, seems like it's impossible to find that without a science PhD these days though. That's why if i was in your shoes i would either sell drugs and enjoy my free time or get as high up in combat arms military as possible (if you absolutely cannot find work).

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>>75473982
FACT: 18 year olds are the most powerful posters on /heem/

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>>75474035
>sell drugs and enjoy my free time
selling drugs would eat up your free time worse than a job, imagine your phone ringing at all hours.. not to mention the general paranoia

>>75470837
Did you make pic related, op?

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>>75470100

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http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-bonuses-artem-lobov-picks-up-some-respect-and-50000

>Twitter reacts to Cub Swanson's victory over durable Artem Lobov at UFC Fight Night 108
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/twitter-reacts-to-cub-swansons-victory-over-durable-artem-lobov-at-ufc-fight-night-108

>>75474049
you don't have to pick up dude, ever tried to buy drugs? drug dealers ignore your shit whenever they want and still get business. also just medicate yourself for the paranoia.

>>75473642
mmacore

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>>75473642
>>75474112
this
you can also use it to rip footage to make webms with and watch fight pass stuff like the thrill and the agony and fight lab

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just a lil heeminder

I feel so bad for Lobov he seems to be a nice dude

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just a lil animated heeminder if you need it

>>75473892
>Jesus Christ. I thought there were no poor people in Britain

lolwut?
why would you think that?
did you think Downton Abbey represented the average British senpai?

I haven't slept yet and now I have to go to class

I'm gonna die

>>75474310
what is it like an hour long, wgaf stop whining

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Buggle Sgurg is not wiseman

>>75474310
coffee

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>>75473497
his arms are freaking retarded

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>>75474317

>>75474310
Fight Night mess up your schedule?

>>75474112
Thanks man
Any fight recommendations? I think I'll watch all of cain's fights

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>>75474240
>>75474249
Doggo Bless

>>75474333
cung le comes out on the last episode of into the badlands season 1, you should watch that

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>>75474333
My 2017 FOTY

https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Lando_Vannata_vs_David_Teymur_Full_Fight_UFC_209_Replay_Part_1/10167088

>>75474336
Seriously, fuck you and your stupid ass dog

>>75474336
Heeler. Partrician's choice m8

>>75474336
based doggo 700k house man

>>75474358
worked

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>>75474358

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>>75474333
The spicy banger list is pretty good if you just want dudes slugging it out.
If you're new to the sport I wouldn't watch too many though because it'll probably create an unrealistic perception of MMA.

As for specific fights, I'm not sure off the top of my head. Choi/Swanson if you haven't, Condit/Lawler, Lawler/Rory, some Pride. It's also worth mentioning UFC Fight Pass has this stuff and gives a 7 day free trial, so you could check that out and watch it easier there

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>>75474358
I pity you

>>75474361
>>75474364
Thanks guys. My second choice would have been a Doberman or Rotweiler.

>>75474382
I thought Chandler-Alvarez 2 was pretty spicy as well

>>75474384
I see that /heem/ station you got going on in the corner

>>75474350
Ill check it out. Is it like a kung fu movie?
>>75474382
Noice
Thanks guys. I appreciate it

>>75474316
I don't have one class a day goof

>>75474329
Yeah I stayed up just to watch Joe win :(

>>75474351
good fight but overrated

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Black beass ready to blacksplode all over Hunto

>>75474384
are you rich? that house looks dope

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Who was in the wrong here?

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>>75474448
I think it's underrated
I haven't heard many people other than me hyping it up as a FOTY candidate
It's true that there isn't as much brawling as you would usually see in a FOTY, but it's a fast-paced, highly technical bout with a lot of unorthodox and flashy striking techniques in it. I was completely engaged the whole time it was happening.

>>75474484
Some bellend in the discord wanks over it on the daily

>>75474474
I personally wouldn't say I'm rich, just years of handwork, smart investments, being with a productive lady and my parents making sure I didn't graduate with debt.

>>75474510
Christ how old are you?

Is there actually people older than 21 here? SAD!

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>Tfw functional insomniac for years

Sleep is for the weak, amirite lads? Haha.

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>>75474497
>the discord

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>>75474497
interesting
i've never used discord in my life, so I have no idea who that could be
i hope it's the swedish guy

>>75474528
my sleep schedule has become really fucked up recently, luckily finals are coming up so most of my lectures are done
i've found myself going to sleep at 8-9 AM and waking up at 3-4 PM for the last week or so

>>75474497
He's right you know.

>>75471800
Good vid but it's a shame it doesn't even mention that at the moment of their third fight Maynard was also the only guy to ever beat Frankie.

>>75473667
Supposedly Lawler stopped sparring altogether to extend his career.

>>75474547
>i hope it's the swedish guy
The Swedish dude claims to teach Teymur how to box

Give me an idea for OC and I'll make it depending on how funny it is.

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>>75474547
Insomnia coupled with a shitty "sleep" schedule is carnage. I went to bed yesterday at 11am and woke up at 3pm, been awake since.

What's the oldest heem you got in your folder?

>>75474559
Take inspo from this.

>>75474054
yeah

>>75474559
Al Iaquinta drunk tweeting in the club

>>75474559
Conor fucking Dana like a dog

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>>75474573
I deleted my old heem folder about a month and a half ago at, sadly
It wa very late at night/early in the morning, I wasn't in the right state of mind at the time
I redownloaded a few choice ones from the archives, the oldest I have now is this

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>>75474607
Harsh.

I gift you this meme of a webm.

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>>75471487
We haven't seen Cody against noncans except Cruz who clearly wasn't himself in their fight. TJ on the other hand has cleared the weightclass out and his battle with Dominator was razor-close. I'm not saying Cody has no chances to beat Dillashaw but favoring the latter more.

>>75473733
lol bouncer at a couple of bars and clubs

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>>75474607
Jackass, should have just uploaded to cloud

>>75474628
Cody will never know what defeat is. You hear me?

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>>75474636
I know, lad
700+ webms gone forever

>>75474628
>except Cruz who clearly wasn't himself in their fight.
Please don't tell me this is what you believe. I'm a Cruz fan too.

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>>75474607
You're better off in the long run, I don't know how you could keep track of it all with everything labeled "heem###"

>>75474648
I believe it

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>>75474651
I had a notepad file with the names of the fighters of a few of my favorites on it
The rest I just chose at random

>>75474662
duq-boy versus almeida for the violence crown a 135

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>>75474662
Oh...that is a little rough, then. Oh well, just gonna have to build a new collection.

>>75474423
Word of warning in case you come back at another time looking for more recommendations. /heem/ can be autistic af

>>75474648
But I do. Dominick hadn't been fighting the way he's best at wich is counterpunching and instead just run at Cody head over heels. Well he also didn't expect Garbrandt to de a good counterpuncher too actually.
>>75474640
I don't. Care to say it again?

>>75474690
CODY WILL NEVER KNOW DEFEAT

>>75474711
Oh yeah? Maybe you want to tell this to that nigga who slept him?

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>>75474725
>>75474711

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>>75474725
>that nigga who slept him?
>Ugly nigger complaining about white champion
Whatever bud. Cody is 11-0. Never been knocked in his life you coon.

>>75474551
as far as I know that was during his shitty Strikeforce run

>>75474559
woodley and wonderboy's heads on this

https://youtu.be/Kupi4ST707U

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>>75474735
>Never been knocked in his life you coon

see >>75474733

>>75474733
cody would knock the fuck out of that absolute fucking zero if they ever fought again and he would fucking sleep any other zilch in that manlet fucking division dont even try to debate this or reply to me you fucking faggot you are a nutriding piece of shit ive been watching this sport since the mid 90s and train id fucking cream you

>>75474735
>this level of denial
Also I'm more white than most of the guys claiming to be white here. Deal with it.

>>75474751
*counter punches you into oblivion*

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>>75474751
shouldn't you be moving shipping containers around or something

>>75474740
this please

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>>75474739
>shitty Strikeforce run
He still produced some amazing highlights tho

>>75474767
yeah he nearly beat Jacare too during that time

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>>75474733
>no neck tattoo
Fucking fake you stupid nigger.
>>75474757
>Kazhairaqpakistani osama bin fuckward
>white
try again bud.

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>>75474771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcVT3kGZodo

Goodnight guys

Got a 7 page sociology paper, 15 minute presentation on The Martian, and a test all on Thursday

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>>75474776
good luck, lad

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>>75474766
it's settled, it has to be done now... anyone?

>>75474776
Good luck bro.

>>75474761
i am not that five foot fucking zero you fucking notepad suckling bandwagon statist pioece of shit dont even bother replying

>>75474776
good luck bud

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>>75474774
>>75474774
>same shit in youtube form
I still don't see a neck tattoo.

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Guys lithbro said he was having his fight Sunday any update?

>>75474771
You know nothing about my country and people living here yet you make assumptions based on nothing. Which indicates you're stupidity better than anything else.

>>75474797
he lost by decision to some latvian guy. still waiting on him to post the video

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How would he do in the UFC?

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>>75474803
do you have a qt volleyball gf kazakhbro?

>>75474806
Poor lad, still my boy

>>75474811
I wish I had one. And the one you posted is actually pretty meh.

>>75474810
Tyron would be quivering

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>>75474815
from what he said he thought he won the fight but the bisping effect robbed him. we'll see.

/still my boy/

>>75474821
what? she's a 10 desu

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>>75474803
>the average kazahkipakistakiosamaosama
fuck off and stop commenting me

>>75474803
Do you guys really shit in bags?

>>75474803
sucks there's no news on that undefeated kazahk FLW from jackson. won the ONEfc belt hasn't resigned with anyone since

rest of the good fighters from your country are usually fighting in EFN

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Damn

Thanks for the vannata teymur recomendation breh

>>75474857
The women look like qt hapas there my man.

>>75474893
Watch Lando Tony or Tony Edson

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>>75474893
np, pham

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>>75474884
Bottom right

>>75474903
>average american
fuck off and stop commenting to me

>>75474884
Who did this to her?

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>>75474918
this photo is the one i meant to place in here

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>>75474925

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>>75474884
quick rundown?

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>>75474928
DELET THIS!

>>75474905
will do. Tony's style seems exciting based on his highlights. I want to see him vs connor or yair

Zane seemed very cranky and upset on the 6th Round

He's been a bit pessimistic lately, hope everything's fine

>>75474980
he just miss picked

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>>75474884
Is War Machine fighting again?

>>75470100
is arlovski, like, legit autistic?

>>75474986
Probably a lot of lost bets

>>75474317
this is so true. schubu switches up like its nobody`s business.

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>>75475012

>>75475003
yeah and last week him, connor and the dr all picked whitaker so they were flying high

>>75474482
let me ba

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>>75475019

>>75475035
You would act irrational too if one of your best friends were dying.

>>75475055
Well,shit.

All he had to do is on choke,one fucking job.

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>>75475039

remember lads:

slow is smooth
smooth is fast

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>>75475072

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>>75475055
>Was listening to Death Grips' Fever and it syncs up with this

My sides weren't ready.

>>75474685
lol wtf ?

>>75474685
Was it stopped because it was illegal?

>>75475079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHn97vOFBMk

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>>75475099

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSP2f3JDQMf/

how have i not seen this until now?

why is this not a meme?

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>>75475100

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>>75475105

>>75475099
Nates a bit of a dick

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>>75475106

>>75475103
It is, peep his dp

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>>75475117
A lot of people know Brendan Schaub

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>>75475121