/mlb/ - MLB GENERAL EL DUQUE EDITION

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>When Phillies is the first post

>tulo and donaldson ded

thats all of our offense basically

BALTIMORE ORIOLES

NUMBER ONE

nth for >our season is already over

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are the sneks gonna win literally everything this year lads

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>>75439205
ROCKIES

red sox are GOOD GUYS

>>75439303
That's an infield popup in any other park.

>>75439324
lol no

>>75439324
GOOD GOYS*

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>>75439328
>you in charge of physics knowledge

Lads do I get a gf if my team wins the WS?

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BIRD DEFEATS SOCK
EVERY TIME

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>>75439364

>>75439351
>>75439303
Hey look it's those ugly meme unis I was talking about

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Cleveland lineup lynchers

Diamondbacks are a pointless franchise

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lol

hey guys remember when i complained all season about the jays offense being shit and you cunts all got buttmad and verbally attacked me about being a pessimist?

well


how do you like them apples bitch?

>>75439369
I was on the mlb.tv app on my fire stick and my son said he wanted to watch "the orange ducks" play. I'm a Yankee fan so I told him no and sent his ass to bed early.

>>75439480
Games in April and May don't matter

>>75439480
>i complained
flag checks out
>all season
since october 2015
>jays being shit
still right on
>verbally attacked me
and here come the feelings

another million dollar leaf post

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>>75439499
>my son said he wanted to watch "the orange ducks" play

that's kind of cute

>>75439557
>complained about jays offense
>in 2015

why are americans allowed to be this dumb?

>>75439462
They won one of the most memorable and classic World Series of all time in their 4th year of existence. The Rangers, on the other hand, now that's a pointless franchise. Should be contracted or relocated

>>75439499
looks like your son is gonna escape the vicious cycle of following a shitty new york team thats only good cause it has a zillion dollars

>>75439670
Beer is for drinking, not throwing.

>>75439688
Cubs fans don't get it either

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Injuns desu senpaitachi

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You may ONLY reply to this post if your team has 12 wins.

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>>75439833
>not having the best record in baseball

>>75439833
>>75439870

My team has 12 anti-wins. So I'll post and annihilate both of our records.

>>75439686
After next year, they'll be 9th in salary amounts.

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>>75439870
>only played 16 games

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>>75439906
>lost games 17 and 18

>>75439480
Only thing worse than Jays offense right now is Edwin Encarnacion.

>>75439833
you may only reply to my reply if you ply that i'm implying

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>>75439941
>TFW could be +2 but dropped 2 to the daddies

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>>75439870
I'm just happy this team isn't boring to watch

>>75439968
Did he catch the flu from the rest of the Jays lineup before he left?

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>>75439257

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kill me

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>>75439257

>>75440236
edwin is always shit untill like mid may

If only Colorado's pitching could keep pace with their offense.

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>Ryan Howard is in AAA Gwinnett
Please retire, Ryan.

>>75440881
Ha ha Lastros.

>team is above .500 but I really fucking hate watching them

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>>75439439
>>75439817

>>75439968
>>75440937
He's already breaking out of his funk.
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/855952029927321603

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>tfw it could be worse

>>75441184
>funk

yeah thats it, this season is different from literally every single one of his previous seasons, he'll snap out of it now instead of mid may

>>75441196
Yeah, your team could be relocating to Vegas in about two years.

t. Future Las Vegas Athletics fan

>>75441129
>Team under .500 but still above the Mets

>>75439236
I like this

>>75441249
I didn't mean to imply you were wrong about Edwin always struggling in April, because you're right - he does. I was just showing that he's starting to come around like usual.

Anyway, it'll be interesting to see if his strikeout rate stays higher like last season.

>>75441501
he was honestly swinging on everything last season playing for a contract so theres a chance it lowers

>>75441681
>swinging on everything
He still has been doing this a lot early to try to justify the contract, though not as much as Napoli did late last season/playoffs.

>>75442033
He's been dealing with a hammy strain too

>>75439462
Haha ouch nice burn James :)

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>>75439833
Sup bro

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>>75440988
Grienke is 9001 level tier autism.

>>75439293
I can't believe you saved my Duran Duran shitpost

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Person trying to get into watching sports/baseball here.

Do I have to watch all 18 hours of Ken burns before I watch any games?

>>75442069
True, I was reading about that earlier (and good reason to have 'Los at 1B instead). Bastian has a great breakdown on how Edwin's already adjusting
https://bastian.mlblogs.com/covering-the-bases-game-17-a0200672554

>>75442328

no, but it helps

ann coulter is 55 and a virulent shitstain on the sociopolitical landscape

but i'd still fuck her brains out desu

>>75442359
ok?

>>75442359
I'd fuck Bryce Harper in a laundromat.

>>75442328
>Do I have to watch all 18 hours of Ken burns
No, but it is THE way to learn baseball history
>before I watch any games?
Certainly not. Just the basic rules are fine to watch a game, then look up or ask about more obscure stuff. Also highly recommend taking in a game in person especially with company

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You may only replyt if you're team a shit lol XD

>>75442492
*yore

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>tfw no offense

>>75442492
the jays are literally worse

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>>75442492
>these 2 teams played in the ALCS literally 2 seasons ago

where did it all go so wrong

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>doyers get molly wopped again by the fucking SSSSNEKs

i thought it was /our/ year

>>75442820
traded away their respective farms and will now be irrelevant for at least the next 5-10 years

>>75442860
the jays didnt trade anyone good from their farm though, except hoffman , no idea about the royals, i think manea is good

>>75442860
That's generous
I'm excited for the third Royals championship in 2045

>>75442873
Royals traded away almost every prospect with any value, really
They kept a few decent pitchers and some power bats and Raul Mondesi but other than that heh
Just glad it worked

>>75442911
but your rotation looks fine though and thats half the battle

>>75442852
It happens every year

Nothing new in fact last year they traded 30 runs+ each in a 3 game series once
I went to one at Chase wood was pitching iirc

>>75442941
The rotation is over performing and the offense is under performing, they're probably about where they should be but they did it in an unexpected way. I just hope they don't dick around and don't trade Lorenzo Cain for yuks just to win 74 games
I don't know what's going on with the Jays, you all got Fidel Blastro he carries teams

>>75442873
Noah , Norris and few small time players

Noah alone is a somebody and norris is up and coming

Why is everyone on the jints dying

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>>75443058

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIw_5vaSPRs

Players who did nothing wrong
Miguel Sano
Manny Machado

>>75443401
Unironically Pete Rose

>>75443401
Shoeless Joe

>>75443619
Fuck Pete Rose

>>75443682
hey

fuck you

>>75441196
3rd place in the division would be acceptable for this team

If i am a benear is it natural that i root for the injuns

>>75444000
Nope, most beaners root for the doyers. It's the hues that root for the injuns.

where is /absg/ brazil
i miss him

>>75444060
rip brazilbro

there'd at least be a few fags watching on fridays and saturdays

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>tfw no Japanese beer girl qt gf

>>75444237
Pic unrelated?

>>75439688
what about batteries?

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How does 4th place taste?

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>>75439205
Giants fan here. I read this book back in 2005 and even though I'm not a Red Sox fan it gave me insight what following a team really means. I highly recommend any baseball fan to read it. Just be aware the formatting is a little weird, like a journal.

>>75439351
I like coors as a park but that ugly centrepiece of just some trees shoved down sucks

>when your grandpa calls up because he somehow heard me mention the word cleveland indians from 400 miles away
>when somehow I didn't know he was a huge indians fan since forever
>when he said he took me to a couple indians games as a kid
Sounds like following the Windians some will be a comfy bonding experience. He wants to take me to another game this summer which will be neat.

Jays didnt have much of a farm to begin with before 2015 thanks to JP Ricciardi and his retarded picks, the non-depth we have now is solely because of him

>>75443371
please stop doing this

my life

casey mcgeehee is still shit in npb

>Bombston

>>75446933
so now you have two teams?
:^)

>>75446252
>jints """fan""" has to read a fucking book to care about his team

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>Mets are 1-7 in last 8
We should have forfeited that 16-inning game in Miami we have no durability when it comes to health

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>>75444237
>this girl
>qt

>>75447771
There are a shit ton of people on this board that are relishing in the failure and demise of the Mets. Mostly because of the blind delusion and smug attitudes of /mlb/ mest posters. I love your misery and am drunk on your tears.

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>Lackey start today

>>75447771
ha ha, I hope they don't win another game this entire season

there needs to be someone twerking on the Rockies mascot. I'm not even a rockies fan, they're honestly the most MLS looking team in the majors but i think it'd be hilarious to see that dinosaur showing two thumbs up being twerked on

>>75447871
Pretty sure the only people who are specifically overjoyed the Mets are doing poorly are Phillies fans who have a legitimate reason to be happy their rival is doing bad, and DG who is widely considered autistic.

You are either the one (out of 3) Phillies fans that doesn't either constantly post memes or that odd furshit or DG.

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>The Royals were 4 for 47 with two outs and runners in scoring position before that Mike Moustakas single.

D-d-drip?

>>75447943
No. I'm a a fan of an AL team that's just annoyed by constant smug posts of Mets fans. I'm disinterested in the Mets failure or success as it affects my favorite team, because it doesn't. It's more that when they suck, the annoying fans disappear. I'm not alone.

>>75448052
I remember the Mets fans on sp being pretty annoying like 5 years ago when they had dickey

>>75447943
You seem pretty dumb. Please stop posting.

>>75448052
> the annoying fans disappear.
I'm not debating the rest of your post but do you understand what you just typed. When the Mets are doing shit logically there is no reason to post smug shit. They don't disappear because otherwise our gamethreads would be barely active due to other teams in the NL East having not mant posters in comparison who are active except possibly the Phillies. Wether or not we are annoying is subjective but we sure as fuck aren't bandwagoners.

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>>75448210
Mets fans are the Ross Gellers of /mlb/. Their condescending posts and refusal to admit the obvious flaws in their team in general and more specifically, their frequent flyer ambulance rotation mirror the worst traits of the annoying "Friends" character. Humorless, stiff, stubborn and narrow minded. That's a Mets fan.

>>75448417
Besides Terry Collins injuries are the most complained about issue, what are you talking about

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>tfw you aren't a dodgers fan but you like this image so you feel the need to post it

Somebody photoshop a red sox hat on her pls

>>75448617
A-NNOY-YING

Now that the dust has settled, are the Yankees the greatest franchise to never win a World Series?

>>75448995
Cardinals

>>75442328
If you have a PS4, play the show. That's how I learned baseball initially.

>>75442328
https://youtu.be/0bKkGeROiPA

here you go bud, the other persons recommendation for MLB the show is good too, it's the best sports game I've played.

>>75442328
I read moneyball at random then a bit later watched Ken Burns and the awful "muh redsox" 30 for 30 and then just started watching and playing baseball vidya

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2017
0
1
7

>>75450228
literally who

Is webmanon here?

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The Indians and Cubs are the same team.

>>75450834
Literal who podunk franchises both of them.

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Injuns tbhwyl.

And happy belated birthday to GOAT manager Terry Francona

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Name a worse bullpen manager in baseball. I Dare you.

>>75442328
Get The Show and OOTP and play them a lot.

>>75451100
Brian Pryce

>>75451221
Isn't your bullpen just absolute shit? I know it was last year

>>75451278
I was just memeing, it's actually one of the best bullpens in baseball right now.

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>>75450834
Huh

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Why isn't Whitey playing today?

Orioles start means nothing - they won't even make the playoffs.

Nationals 4 World Series

>>75451631
>Memeshington
>Whorioles
>mid Atlantic teams ever winning anything

>>75447746
The Buccos are still >my primary team by a lot, but I figure I can follow the Indians for the bonding experience.

>>75451644
>liking anything
>predicting an outcome

>>75451601
Were lillies always weebs?

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who /going for the sweep today/

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>>75451723
No. and neither am I

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>>75451724
Not you.

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>pelfrey yesterday
>holland today
>still no sign of offense

We full tank now

Literally who can stop us from Seth Beer?

>>75451982
Holland lit up the Indians last time, it'll be interesting to see if they can make the adjustment this time around.

>>75451631
Look orioles can call up anyone from AA/AAA and get a quality start

And they have loads of AA/AAA pitchers

Thus they will never have a bad start from the 4 and 5 starters ever again

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>>75439817
WINDIANS

>>75441011
He won't retire until he gets that last $25MM

>>75442359
https://youtu.be/ZgSBhlw-o9E

>>75452053
Even if they score just 2 off him, they'll probably win 2-0

This offense has literally nothing

>Saladino
Only guy getting hits last night
>anderson
Not sure if sophomore slump or what the fuck is happening here
>melky (May)
Day to day and the other is .031 avg
>Abreu
Got old fast, not surprising given he was a "rookie" at 29
>Frazier
Done
>Avisail Garcia
Fluke start, same shit
>Narvaez/Soto
One too green, other near end of career
>Asche
Should have stayed in Charlotte
>Leury Garcia
AAAA at best

I wouldnt be surprises if we were no hit or even perfected not just once but multiple times this season

This fucking team. The pain is truly unbearable.

>>75452221
based Rollins

>>75452231
I don't know, Salazar will give up at least one dinger, and then shut it down if he's on. If he's not on, it'll be a hit parade. The game probably depends on whether Holland (+Bullpen) can keep the Indians' bats in line. I don't expect another shutout one way or the other.

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>Best record
>Best winning pct
>Most elite starting pitching in MLB

Holy hell, who can stop us?

>>75452600
Red Sox, Yankees, and Blue Jays - in that division alone. Lol.

>>75452662
With the exception of the Yankees all those teams are terrible

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Is mariners guy kill?

>>75452600
the month's of may, june, july, august, and september

>>75452715
He shitposted nervously

>>75452753
Oh please my team's season has already been decided. there's no nerves in these shitposting bones.

>>75452701
It's april, yankees are actually the worst of the bunch.

yet again - it's april. you'll be jerking off to your 0-3 ravens in september while the rest of the AL East fights for the div title

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Who,at a park today?

>>75452814
Nice attendance lol.

>>75452805
>>75452805
>>75452805
>>75452805
get in here and make fun of delusional bombstoners everyone

>>75452814
We failed yesterday so its up to you to bring home the win BAJP

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>mfw I was so bad at my job I managed to make my baseball team implode on itself over ten years later as my terrible picks clogged up the farm system

>coming home from cubs game
>on I-94
>wild faggots in vw jettas literally having a big gay dance party out of their windows on changing lanes without a fucking care
>get forced off I-94 somewhere in Lake View because you value your car that cost you more than 200$ and they give a fuck if they hit you
>ominous sounds of a flat tire, hear the rubber flapping on the road
>exit vehicle, immediately hear the permanent ambient ABBA tunes
>it's dark, you see short black tanktops floating in the distance and rainbow-colored lipstick smiling but nothing else
>they're moving in, you get back in the car regardless of what damage you'll do to the wheel
>they've already orgied relentlessly on all the streets around you like black hawk down
>you have to run away, but it's boystown where it's illegal for a straight guy to run away from faggots
>they laugh as you call the police
>"hello thweetie how are youuuuuuu todayyyyy? im thuperrrrrr thankth for athkinggggggggg!"
>you get raped and they force you in their big gay orgy

Who else is guilty for falling for the Andrew Benintendi meme?

>>75452837
They had a season record 32,000+ yesterday and scored 0 runs to show for it.

Do you actually think this team deserves attendance when shit like that is allowed to happen?

Over 30k people wearing their heart on their sleeves with passion for the team shows up to watch them and they reward them with NOTHING. It's beyond embarassing. People need to start suiing.

>>75448811

i REALLY want this broad to take a fat juicy shit on me

if anyone wants to watch the stros w/ me come along
>>75452838

>Be Bombston
>Play in a rusty shit bucket of a stadium
>Suck ass for 90 years
>Somehow act superior to the Orioles despite the Orioles owning their bitch asses the last 5 years

Why does Boston have such an inferiority complex?

cubs vs deds


>>75453014

Hamilton is so fucking fast, holy shit

Realistically, how many losses will the Smug Birds rack up by the end of the season? 95-ish is my guess.

>muh 'ttendance

Reminder that high population, high affluence areas have no excuses for not selling out at least the majority of their games.

Reminder that Los Angeles (including Anaheim), New York, and north-side Chicago teams have to fudge up their numbers so their bandwagons can talk about muh 'ttendance on a Mongolian basket-weaving appreciation e-mail chain.

Reminder that those cities have the lowest "real life fan base to lifelong since [recent date] bandwagon base" rate than small market teams.

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*strikes out a former teammate*

>>75452837
The game isnt for another hour

>>75452848
I got this

>>75453063
>this angry

You're pathetic familia

>>75453056
143 easy

>>75453075
Think he has a different dealer than Marte?

>>75453056
The O's are a 100 win team easily

>>75453123
Hol up hol up, whoa dere

Let's see how we handle the Rays and ALW before we 100 wins famalam. We can't just play the Sux for 88 more games

>>75453123
Agreed. The real question is whether it's possible that any other team in baseball will win a world series during the next five years.

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>>75453024
>rusty shit bucket

Fenway is one of the most historically prolific sports stadiums in the world shut your fucking mouth balitinigger.

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>his shit team's shit catchers have already allowed double digit base steals and haven't caught even half that amount stealing to at least balance it out

Give me your excuses

>>75453281
>can't just play Steven wright for 88 more games

Ftfy

>>75453024
When did the Orioles last win a World Series?

>>75452753
He's right though. Around mid May, Baltimore will start its slide. Then around the beginning of June, Dylan Bundy will have an ERA above 6. Chris Tillman will begin a BB streak. Britton will still deliver though. Machado will finish the season with 40 home runs, Jonathan Schoop will continue to baffle people with the pronunciation of his last name. The O's will finish 3rd in the division and miss the WC.

>>75453307
>KC

Did Salvy get shook by the WBC?

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this semen slurping team better pick up leonys martin

>>75453307
We need to dump Cervelli or Stewart and bring up Diaz from Indy. I heard something about Cervelli's hand still being fucked up, but I don't know how much stock I put in that.

>>75453302
Fenway is a steaming shit pile that should be torn down in the interest of public safety

>>75453318
Doesn't matter who pitches for Bombston, the Orioles beat them every time

barves-lillies
>>75453376

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>20 consecutive losing seasons
>Adopt a smug reaction face as the team logo
>not one losing season since

Why haven't other teams tried this?

>>75453395
>Fenway is a steaming shit pile that should be torn down in the interest of public safety
Agreed

>>75453361
We all know the Rays will take the div but who finishes second then?

Best Trip: Old Bay
Worst Trip: BradyGOAT
Underrated: MMR
Overrated: Captain D and the S.O.D.

>>75453414
No one: 4 way tie for 5th place.

>>75453423
Bombston fan here

BradyGoat or whatever he goes by now is to us as Old Gay is to you

A bandwagon if casual that disappears after the first month or when the team is bad and only ever comes back if it's the playoffs.

We hate BradyGoat, I don't know why you guys like Old Gay tbqh with you Joe

75453423
Shut the fuck up Old Bay

75453423

no

>Cubs offense has to pick up the slack for their awful pitching again

Must get old

>>75453398
The Orioles have never had 20 consecutive losing seasons

Best Trip: Old Bay
Worst Trip: Old Bay
Underrated: Old Bay
Overrated: Old Bay

>>75453435
>thinking anyone is going to catch the jays for 5th

>>75453423
Best anon(s): whoever keeps mo triggeres
Worst anon(s): all the mest arguing
Underrated anon: Mariners fan
Overrated anon(s): >rags posters

The worst trip is undeniably moLester wtf guys

>>75453500
What if I post kisslester triggers and >rags post?

>>75453462
Not me faggot.

>>75453544
yes

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MARINERS!

>>75452712
me?

Best trip: oxymoron
Most tolerable trip: MMR
Most impersonated trip: DeAndre
Trip I don't see anymore: Nick Markakis Plastic Fork
Most endearing Marylander trip: OldBay
Most irrelevant trip: won't even post because he's so irrelevant. But it's Clint Hurdle.

Gausman sucks ass. Making that manlet Mookie Betts look good

>>75453500
Do you mean >rags posters proper or the team's fan base?

>>75453500
Boston Reeeeposter is the best anon

Worst anon is a tie between all Blue Jays fans. With or without flags they are always insufferable.

I'm really a Boston fan, but you fucking O's fans have been too nice in the game-threads lately. Grow a spine

>all those O's shitposting

>they're down 4-0 in the first without an out

(((Foltynewicz))) pitching today

>>75453635
>>75453635

Red sox vs black people game thread

>>75453651
New nomination for worst trip.

Thank you based Hanley

>>75453651
impersonating a tripfag is pretty fucking pathetic dude. you're a lower form of life than even molester

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>>75453587

I love you mariners guy

>>75453648
Some of those canada flags are Windsor tigers fans you know

t. AL central fan very familiar with them

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>>75453711
love you too senpai

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>>75453500

kek i was the first to edit mo posts and i > rags all the time

i also gave you your trip name :^)

>>75453689
Thats pretty funny considering that there isn't a single good white player on Bombston

Holy fuck, mo'Lester isn't even that bad. If you fucks just gave him a chance and quit making fun of him you'd see it.

>>75453784
i unironically like you molester
intentionally leaving your trip on. classic

>>75452875

Are you ok?

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>>75453784

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>>75453822
He's damage controlling now.

The Yankees should have never torn down old Yankee Stadium. New Yankee is a softball park, that's ugly as sin too

>>75452875
Is there anyway you can add something about getting free beer into your pasta?

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>>75453874

>>75453648
is the reeposter also the
>being _______ is good retard
poster

>>75454042
No that's a different anon, strikes me as the Ellen poster

I like him too

>>75453525
They cancel out.
>>75453587
Yes, you.
>>75453597
I'm a busy man, I work 56 hours a week right now.
>>75453628
>rags posters proper. The meme is good, but not great.
>>75453726
Love ya, anon. ;)

>>75454006
>>75453874
>>75453858
>>75453822
Faggots. All of you. This may be the worst general on all of 4chan

>>75454075
I see you have never been in a /vg/ thread

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>>75454075

yeah, when you post here it sure fuckin is

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>start new job this week
>night job
>gonna miss every night game
>tfw

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>>75454115

> night job

>>75454115
Hillary Swank is so gross

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>>75454075
>tripfag constantly shitposts in a general
>'this may be the worst general on all of 4chan'

coincidence?

>>75454136
its from those NO MORE nfl commercials after Ray Rice knocked out his wife. Still make me laugh

>>75454115
night shift will fuck you up mentally

>>75454115
I hope your going to be making a lot of money because working at night fucking sucks.

t. used to

>>75454158
How about they make PSA's telling women not to drunkenly spit and hit men? I'll be honest I think Ray Rice showed great restraint in that situation

>>75454136
She looked good in that P.S. I Love You movie. My girl made me watch it...... Seriously.....

does anyone have a yankee ticket hookup. I've got a really good mets one and I'd trade

>>75454170
It did with my buddy who worked nights at walmart.

>>75454248

You sure it wasn't just the fact he worked at Walmart?

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>>75454204
>video shows her slapping him and him staying away outside the elevator
>spits on him
>verbally assaulting him outside the elevator
>she begins to slap him once inside
>he shields himself
>she continues to slap
>he throws one punch
>her head hits the elevator pole
>KNOCKEDTHEFUCKOUT.jpg
>released and blacklisted from league
>league wide campaign against you
>dissociated from association with Ravens and Rutgers
>tfw

>>75454210
I have memes to trade. Won't post them here though.

>>75454115
>night job

RIP

>>75454210
I GOT DA HOOKUP
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
UGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

https://youtu.be/WbvIHfef8vI

>>75454197
>>75454170
its Amazon fulfillment centers

Every review is extremely negative or extremely positive. $13/hour.

At least until i better job

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>>75454317

m8 that shit is virtually sweatshop labor

i say this without irony: you might actually develop severe depression working for them

>>75454274
Might have been that too, honestly

>>75454170
Nights aren't too bad if you can actually adjust your sleep schedule to them.

>>75454317
>working for amazon
>at basicallyminimum wage
oh jesus you poor soul
good luck senpai

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>>75454342

nah, i've worked every shift conceivable and straight nights are the worst by far

>>75454317

Please don't kill yourself after a month working there

>>75454354
Californian? Federal minimum is 7.25.

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>#Mariners recall Chris Heston and Daniel Vogelbach; option Chase De Jong to AAA Tacoma and DFA Leonys Martin.

Martin is kill and vogelfat is back. Interdasting

>>75454378
he could be in New England too. Up here it's like 10.

>>75454362
I've also done every possible shift, and it really wasn't the worst for me.

>>75454378
NE is 10, so that's why I just put it to what i recognize.

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>>75454333
>>75454354

I know. Every review was basically
>I love it. Managers never pressure. Very simple work. Lots of OT hours. 3 days off. Just standing on your feet for hours is the negative.
or
>DO NOT WORK HERE I ONLY LASTED 2 WEEKS.

I'm use to physical jobs. Did construction. Shovel snow. Waiter where I got no breaks.

>baseball related post pls no bully

>>75454394
>>75454378
holy fuck your shit states are poor

>>75454398

what was worst for you? i did 3:30 to 2 AM at a cardboard box factory and 10 to 6:30 AM at home depot, those were pretty brutal

Are we seriously at the "artificially raising minimum wage is a good thing" discussion?

Could an ambidextrous pitcher theoretically pitch twice in a rotation?

>>75454415

a lot of those positive reviews are paid for by amazon themselves

not to get you too worried m8, but please continue looking for another job, even still right now

>>75452600
By the end of the season the orioles will be 4th place

>>75454418
>i did 3:30 to 2 AM at a cardboard box factory

That just sounds pathetic

>>75454437
Yes, he could also get Tommy John in one arm and not worry about missing too much time.
>>75454434
Economics is hard for some people

>>75454416
Min Wage in Maryland is below 10 idiot

>>75454456

you want pathetic? i was working that shift the minute i turned 21

the hick fuck who ran my machine spat dip and he yelled loud enough for me to hear with earplugs in "THAT ONE'S FOR YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Amazon is notorious for overworking every employee they have, no matter what job it is

>>75453981
agreed, on the other hand Citi is alot better than Shea.

>>75454456
>Doesn't want to work at the box factory
What are you, gay?

>>75454415
>listening to Amazon reviews

Amazon literally has human rights issues.

They are infamous for treating their employees like absolute dog.

>>75454480
Wouldn't know. I've never worked for minimum wage in my life poorfag lol

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Post your 23andme and your favorite team.

Yankees

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the yankees actually tore this masterpiece down

>>75454491
Shea fit the area around it. It was a dump

>>75454418
I did 10-8 at Steak n Shake for a summer in college
The worst was when they started rotating me.
10am-6pm one day, 5pm to 1am the next, then 10pm to 6am, followed by a day off then they'd start over.

>>75454544
>""""""""""""""""""""masterpiece"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>75454544
Steinbrenner should have been shot for making this happen

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>>75454537
>Paying $4564 to find out your ancestory

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>>75454558

good god, that 5p-1a sounds like fast food hell

>>75454587

Clearly he's not working for minimum wage.

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>>75454587
I got it during the $79 sale they had 2 years ago. I thought about something the other day though...

>Jews collect our DNA at birth
>Trick us into spitting into tubes and pay $100 to get the information later

>>75454544
>Inb4 the Yankees demand a new stadium 15 years from now.

I don't even understand what was inadequate about it or Sheah for that matter.

>>75454639

if you've ever been to the modern yankee stadium, you'd understand it was purely a profit-driven decision

that place is a fucking shopping mall with a ballfield thrown in

>>75454636
WTF /pol/ was right??

>>75454544
It was a piece of shit where the cheapest food or drink was double digits

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>>75454636
>Paying $79 to find out something you should already know
I get to know I'm Welsh and Puerto Rican for free, any other sprinkles of ethnicities I don't care enough about to pay that much money for.

>>75454592
It was rough, but I would pull around $100 in tips each night I worked it.

>>75454695
I'm a biodiesel refinery operator..... You think I give a shit about 79 bucks?

>>75454712
When the next great depression hits in 3 months after N. Korea nukes the world, you'll start to wish you had saved that $79 so you could buy a half-gallon of milk for your kids