can't stump the trump edition
First for Mark O'Fu
SHIT BRECEL'S AHEAD!!
DOUBLE KISS
Lads i need your help.
I cant get this gif to flush down the toilet.
It just clogs the toilet and it fills up the bowl and stays that way till i plunge it. Should i try caustic soda? Or let dyno-rod deal with it?
Need help from gif fags and also plumbingfags whatever i guess.
>>75307118
HOLY SHIT HE JUST EQUALIZED!!!!
>tfw can't fight the Fu
dat shot
fu is a terminator
if only he could fight back this well in the later rounds
Fuck my life
>>75308465
*hair loss intensifies*
>>75308515
It's not loss, it's just travelled south
FU!
Shaun Murphy quotes about Ronneh
>"To claim he has been bullied is, in my opinion, quite inaccurate,"
>"The player's contract is clear for all to see. He can say whatever he wants. No one has muffled him. But you can't live in a world where there are no consequences; no one lives in that world."
>"It's very hard to talk about lawyers and threatening the chairman and being embroiled in all of that - and focus on the snooker," he added.
>"I certainly couldn't do it. I don't know how he does it, but he seems to like it; he always seems to do do it. He seems to court it, like he enjoys it - so let him carry on with it with it."
>"In my own personal opinion, I think he is completely wrong."
Rppmie absolutely
B T F O
T
F
O
Can't wait for the whiny little shit to retire and/or kill himself desu
>>75306063
>>75306063
>>75306063
Tuesday 18 April
10:00
Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Stuart Carrington (Eng)
John Higgins (Sco) 7-2 Martin Gould (Eng)
14:30
Ding Junhui (Chn) 7-2 Zhou Yuelong (Chn)
Judd Trump (Eng) v Rory McLeod (Eng)
19:00
Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Stuart Carrington (Eng)
Allister Carter (Eng) v Graeme Dott (Sco)
>>75319245
Nice lad.
Called in sick today. Gonna watch snooker me thinks
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>tfw I missed the Fu comeback
Fucking hell, never expected him to actually pull it off.
>>75311123
Murphy - Ronnie Deathmatch when?
>>75319468
Fu pouted alot and walked funny, apart from that not much. Kinda memed his way to victory
Here we are then
>>75319468
He also looked a bit pissed off (sassy) when the table next to him finished (Allen won) and they cheered.
...and we're on.
>>75319637
Watched the last frame an hour ago. He looked pretty solid.
>>75319644
2bf that's understandable a bit.
>>75319643
All the lads
Time for snooker!
I have a ridiculously light working day today. My break is long enough to catch almost the entire moring session.
Good feels.
>>75319689
I'm only a semi-wageslave. My income is supplemented with mild autismbux, for people who can work but not too much.
It works well for me, as I've found that both NEET'ing and trying to work full time plunge me into depression.
>>75319696
What do you do btw?
Who do you want to win in this match, /147/?
>>75319706
I measure workplace occupancy rates. Which is to say I walk a couple of rounds per day (usually 6-8, today just 4) through any office that cares to hire us, and take note of which desks are occupied.
It's a real dumb job but I don't mind that and it keeps me fit. Some days I walk 20 kilometers.
cant bang the liang
>>75319717
What a stupid job. WTF.
Why can't companies just tell you this info.
cant mould the gould
>>75319736
the employer actually pays him for this
C E N T U R Y
>>75319736
There is a difference between how workplaces ought to be used, and how they are actually used. We also do universities etc where such data is useful and ever changing.
But the real reason this job exists is that our company has a great sales team, and is making a lot of money from this.
>>75319717
Sounds pretty nice.
My office partner is out today so I've closed the door and nothing is going on at work the rest of the day so just going to watch this and answer the few phone calls there will be.
>>75319468
oh shit they play each other in the next round
>>75319755
Nice
snooker is so comfy.
makes me wish i was a neet for two weeks so i could make a comfy snooker den and watch all day
>>75319759
>tfw 13:00-21:00 (Brit time) shift this week
Won't even see Higgins getting rekt.
>general election 8th june
who you voting for lads? barry hearne for PM for me
C E N T U R Y
WHERES IT GOING
>>75319899
do you guys watch on the bbc or euro sport
i watch on bbc when its on, but eurosport sees to always have it on, and theres two channels so choice of both games
its good as i dont have red button facility.
Eurosport actually seems better
>>75319948
Do you work for Eurosport or what?
>>75319954
No, it just always seems to be on, and two channels mean both tables so it's handy for me as i don't have red button.
If i had red button I'd use it i swear!
anyone got a decent restream besides that shit eurosport one?
>>75319974
cricfree
>>75319974
https://www.filmon.tv/channel/bbc-two
>>75319948
I always watch BBC when possible because I like the comms.
>>75319999
>BBC comms
the only good commentator they have is fucking doherty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZqWwpcAzgw
>>75320015
No brakes.
>>75320004
I dunno, I like Davis, Hendry, & Taylor as well.
>>75320015
wew
>>75320015
Lol I remember this, should've kept it at once though.
whats the red digital number on the front of the table?
oooooooooooooo
>>75320065
Magnets level.
see this is where i now change to eurosport lads
>tfw no red button
>>75319894
>who are you voting for
I'll move house to whatever constituency Nige is running and vote for him
>>75320074
could you give a further explanation?
are they using magnets to level the table?
>>75319644
>that black in the middle of the roaring crowd
No mercy
>>75320065
table temperature
GWAN GOULD
>>75320138
>>75320074
okay which one of you is rusing me
>literally dropping 6 frames to Gould
Higgsy is fÃn
...oh well
I don't think it's yet been such a long wait between sessions.
What do
>>75320159
It's all about game and how you play it
he lost his virgin status
>>75320287
Read and listen to choons
CARRINGTON
>>75320287
theres still snooker on
>>75320320
C E N T U R Y
>>75320408
back to back
first was his first crucible one
not bad lad
>lelbo
who /McLeod/ here?
Jesus Carrington
Is he the new and upcoming Goat lads?
>>75320481
Was he the one who said the sport needs to do more to attract black players?
>>75320551
Ye lol
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/38031317
>"parents are pushing their children into education and not snooker"
>puts muslim belief before both family and snooker
>refuses to shake hands with females refs due to religious beliefs
Sounds like a champ
>>75320606
into the trash he goes
>>75320606
>https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/article/hearn-haram-and-911-rory-mcleod-talks-to-vice-sports
This guy lamo
>>75320606
Being that cucked by Islam
That shot carrington
>>75320606
>'Other players don't mess with me'
I wonder why.
>"Music today signifies sex, drugs, witchcraft. And the artists are basically naked. It ain't good. I wouldn't have my 10-year-old listen to it."
>mfw
>>75320641
Wenbo back in this now.
>>75320624
Not to get off topic but this is a goldmine
>Bush did 9/11
>gave up music for Islam
>Women in Islam treated with utmost dignity
To top it off he's mates with Lelby, Ebdon AND Murphy
>>75320606
>>75320617
>>75320624
Oh shit lads, I just realised it's Trump vs. the Muslims (round 2)
>>75320686
lel
>>75320678
I know, I usually hate these types of posts but my gott it's just hilarious.
Why are Muslims so angry.
At least this one has a job though.
>>75320686
I just don't know who to hate more. I wish they'd both lose.
>>75320705
What are black muzzies like? Do they steal your bike before blowing some shit up?
>>75320725
What's wrong with The Juggernaut?
>>75320624
>"Al Qaeda is the name for a computer database that they decided to call Muslim terrorists,"
wew
5-4 now
>>75320658
>>75320767
>"when the sun comes out, haram comes out"
Anyone else just fed up with the Ronneh show?
>>75321101
>"p-pls no bully"
>>75321101
Maybe it's a ruse.
Ronnie and Barry Hearn agreed upon creating a fake shitstorm to get the sport more media coverage?
Same shit happens in F1.
>Seema
RORY
O
R
Y
he should shave a passage for his cue
>tfw presenter desperately wants to crack a joke about Trump/muslim confrontation
DING JONG WEE MY LORD
DING JONG REEEEEEE
Really like Ding's music
D I N G
I
N
G
>McLeod song is jammin
Sorry lad but you have that right up when you chose halal
who /isis/ here?
>playing music for his intro
Rory won't like that
NAWTY
A
W
T
Y
SNOOKER
N
O
O
K
E
R
>McLeod is 46
...damn, pretty impressive.
>>75321267
lyl
>>75321264
I was half expecting some allah music to be his entry tune
Is trump covering a receeding hairline?
Craft bastard
>>75321285
https://youtu.be/lAq8d9NDsT0
>>75321305
This would've been perfect.
Niggers play snooker?
Nobody told me this.
Someone needs to make a McLeod Nasheed.
Las can i get a quick rundown on ronnies issues with hearn and the sports authority?
Why does he say hes bullied? Is it all just bullshit?
Ronnieshills need not apply.
>ding
>>75321471
He wants blacks out and McLeod is in the first round, after he made it clear his position on blacks
>>75321471
http://www.bbc.com/sport/snooker/39616925
Why is ding playing his son.
Talented sports players always have this arrogance that they think are above the law and bigger than the sport itself.
>>75321264
You know i thought this was a shop until i actually saw him on tell. It REALLY does say ISIS.
>>75321581
Check your glasses it's 1515
Quite like McLeods playing style. Just goes for it. Think he got pissed off there trump done such a sneaky tuck up, but that's expected i suppose
Rory pls
So is it confirmed the best players are just more lucky than everyone else? Lelby, trump, ronnie and Bing seem to get more than their fair share
>>75321620
Le combs hair forward to cover le gaps man
>>75321620
>McLeod
>>75321864
He's getting Trumped.
WHERE'S THE RED BALL GOING
>im not saying this about mcleod for any other reason
Kek at Davis having a beeb-mandated "im totally not racist guys" moment.
>>75321924
what did he say?
>>75321606
>Abu Izzadeen-looking fucker wearing something suspiciously close to 'ISIS' on his waistcoat
Fuck off with your taqiyya bullshit Faquid van Toothpaste.
>>75321924
He was criticizing Rorys style of play and then felt the need to say he wasnt saying it 'for any other reason'.
> stewardesses havent travelled that far
Based Medal Man
Based Ding
> Ding has to go out with sunglasses on in china
cute
Why are they in Belfast?
DINGDINGDING
Ding A CUTE
This is confusing as fuck.
Stop harassing him, Steve!
>>75322135
Ali is cuter
>>75322147
>trumps face when he loses the decider against bingham
Can't stand trump lads, hope the isis ambassador gives him a good thumping but i doubt it
>>75322295
Same. Trump's a miserable fuck.
McLeod and that double shot.
Twice now
>>75322295
>>75322324
kek at him getting pissy while losing his opening match earlier this year.
Who names a child Judd?
>>75322370
breddy gud
>>75322295
>>75322324
hope you lads get SVBIED'd
>bespectacled qties in the studio audience
i need a gf quite badly lads, where do i get one
Entire commentary team in full on "I'm not racist" mode.
Also Hazel is looking lovely today
I'm no Trump fan, but I just can't get myself to support the Sharia Celt.
Does trump have autismo?
>>75322384
I image when he was like 12 he was the annoying kid in the pub that kept sticking his pound down and would snooker the fuck out off you just to win.
Oh, and then got pissed off when he lost and blames his dad or something
Imagine if Ken Doherty had been sponsored by a company called 'IRA' in the 90s
>>75322395
I found one from the internet when I wasn't even looking. Though she's in the US so it's not like it's vastly different to >tfw no gf.
Trump-Selby finals when
Halal
>>75322708
>that fluke
Absolutely halal
>>75322620
Hopefully never.
>>75322578
Is she the one that got killed few weeks ago?
Trump is a good guy who did nothing wrong. I hope he wins
Has to be an upset soon in this tournament, if I'm not mistaken so far all the favorites have won?
>>75321264
>>75320800
>become personal sponsor of some literal who black Muslim snooker player
>hope that him being black Muslim brings in massive ROI for the sponsoring money
>no one notices your sponsorship because he's shit
>discreetly hire a bunch of autistic Muslim NEETs and send them larping to Arab countries
>give them a mission to set up an islamic terrorist organization with the initials ISIS
>your autistic larpers succeed in setting up a terrorist organization and ISIS is now a household name
>meanwhile keep sponsoring the black Muslim literal who player
>literal who gets to a TV game and people notice the ISIS badge
>every media runs a story on your company and the player >for free
>get tons of positive exposure for sponsoring a black Muslim literal who snooker player
Am I the only one to see through the genius plan from ISIS?
>>75322745
No
All this trump/rory spag bol.
>>75320800
Absolutely taqiya.
>>75322920
I can't decide who's worse right now
>>75322900
mfw
This frame is such a shitshow they've resorted to talking about Lelby
>commentators just openly talking about how great totally unrelated players are
>world #2 Judd Trump
>>75323149
I bet he likes it up his #2
>>75323158
>wkd
jesus what a gimp
>one of the nicest men you could ever wish to meet
unless you're a woman of course
trump a shit
nice to see Trump get blacked, this gun be good. Imagine the cocky fuck gets put out at the first hurdle
>hazel: hes pretty good for a nigger
jesus christ
>away for a while
>come back
>from 4-1 to 4-4
lamo
>>75322620
>another SelbyWinsLOL final
>>75323320
Pot the black in the bag
>>75319894
>giving the slightest fuck about barry hearn
>>75323320
>Davis: Steady on Hazel, hes not even that good for a nigger.
BLOODY HELL STEVE
>tfw Hossein Vafaei Ayouri didn't qualify for the world championship
>>75323321
>another SelbyWinsLOL final
You know it's gonna happen. Look at this shit.
>trump annihilating the balls
lel, calm down lad
NAWTY
>>75323410
looks like he needs to swith to pool
>>75323410
I hate this kid
>got his man on the rack
yfw this is isis's new torture video
Isis meddling in this game
>>75323379
>all these wagies arriving into the thread
>burger king vs isis
>>75323450
Most people were off today though
>>75323450
>been off since friday
>start back again tomorrow
REEEEEE
>>75323463
To be fair same. Called in sick today. Watched snooker all day.
Dreading tomorrow. Felt good watching snooker all day. Had my breaks with the players.
>TFW not neet for the weeks
>Judd
Fuck Trump & fuck white people?
>>75323488
Can't believe you actually saved this, the lowest effort shop I ever did.
>>75323513
McLeod please
>>75323320
>>75323372
I'm gonna need a clip here, lads
drop dead thread
>>75323571
Kek
>>75323616
for this one time, I have to say Laurie Penny is right
R8, h8, appreci8
>>75323520
I like shitty shops
>>75323571
>>75323616
lel
hate to sound like a fun-sponge but /147/ was so much better before the /pol/ inspired memes arrived
>haha the letters "ISIS" are on his coat and he's Muslim
>haha his surname is Trump
>haha Fu looks like smug pepe
>>75323784
faggot
Black man on TV currently defeating racism
>>75323784
pre 2015 when /pol/ was still a small board, it was bretty gud desu
>>75323784
The embassys
>>75323784
To be fair, smug pepe (although I don't like him - sad frog all the way) was around before. Otherwise, I agree. But it's just one thread so hopefully it'll get better.
>"QUIET PLEASE"
>>75323807
wew
>>75321581
Well you can't go around changing your company's name because people are blowing themselves up. If you do then the terrorists win.
Which one of you did this?
>>75323966
You
>>75323966
i literally just got banned from wikipedia
>Jimmy whites just haircut on Eurosport
>yfw Trump is taking a dive coz his lil sisters are being held hostage in a Rotherham industrial unit by some filthy, hairy saracen scum
And indeed i'm mostly posting this to spite >>75323784 this paki.
>>75324101
You seen Trump's girlfriend m8?
>>75324141
Yeah, why do you think i said lil sisters quick lad? :-)
Is Ali Carter and Jenson button the same person?
>>75324261
yes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING JOHN VIRGO
this fucking commentary
Is Graeme Dott the saddest looking snooker player?
>>75324289
>>75324345
Eurosport lads
>>75324345
Ken 'tree and a turd' Doherty.
>>75324373
eurosport stream keeps fucking freezing
>>75324417
Actual TV Eurosport, you know, on the TV box thing
>>75324432
i don't have a tv
>watch snooker
>session ends
>go assemble your new bike
>come back inside
>new session begins
/comfy/
Link for a stream please?
>>75324372
What is Alain Robidoux.
>>75324473
cricfree.tv
>>75324473
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton
>>75324501
I don't know where to look
>>75324372
I like him, but Martin Gould always looks like he's on the verge of suicide.
for flip sake DOTTY
What happened with Trump (Judd)?
I left at 2-0
>>75324672
Went to 4-0
Then to 4-5
>>75324719
Nice.
What happened? Did Trump get BLACKED?
inch perfect ball placement by verhaas
>>75324737
Yes
>>75323784
embarrassing post
>Carrington
can they finish the frame already
Comfy dark theme applied for evening session
>>75325005
Actual kek
>Murphy
>captain FLUKE
>>75325005
>>75325176
>>75325226
twitter memes are real
This is gona be a long night lads I can feel it
>>75325005
What did murphy say about ronnie?
>>75325599
He wishes it was UFC not snooker
>>75325680
But really though
Did ronnie really tweet about carrington to put pressure on him so his mate liang can win?
>>75325802
That he was overreacting and shit.
Basically he's wrong in what he said
They are also playing each other next Round lel
>>75325599
Something like: no one ever complains about anything except ronny
>>75325884
Stinks of judaism doesnt it...
>>75325005
is he implying that he sits on it and it goes up his bum?
>carter this session
>>75325599
Morphy is obviously the posh teachers pet and Ronnie the bad boy who gets that electric razor phone app and goes around "shaving heads". It makes sense Morphy would side with Hearn (the teacher for the sake of this metaphor)
>>75326161
>>75326190
>>75326190
>>75326279
>every film calls them the FBI
>they're actually the DOJFBOI
>they never say theyre from dodgffboy
>>75326361
Whatever you say man.
>Wenbo
Whats your highest break anon?
>>75326764
unironically 14
>Rpmmie backtracking that hard
top lel, the guy is a joke.
Wenbo webm where?
>mfw comfy long frames
>>75327067
The towel one?
>>75325005
>>75325176
>>75325226
>>75325342
Don't get it lads?
>>75327094
The ball is driving the car
>>75327094
lets just say murphy is a well known sexual deviant, you can figure the rest out for yourself...
>wenbo
>>75327067
wheres the cue ball going
>>75326764
13 ;_;
WHY ARE NONE OF THE STREAMS WORKING FOR ME
>>75326956
>he thinks Ronnie and Hearn aren't absolutely in kahoots trying to create a media buzz
Ronnie complaining is the only card snooker has to use, everyone else is so fucking bland no one would notice if they cured cancer
>>75325296
he literally stole that joke from steve davis
>>75327268
tvcatchup not working for you?
>>75327283
>joke from steve davis
>>75327429
No ;_;
>this fucking frame
>>75327672
...damn, sorry I can't help you any further then.
>not hail mary'ing the black
>>75327268
>>75327672
>not getting a cheap vpn/vps from UK and watching it hassle free straight from the BBC website
Dat fucking black
DAT BLACK
>>75327745
SHOT
>3 frames in 2 hours
It's gonna be a long one lads.
>>75327589
>implying DJ Thundermuscle doesn't have a sense of humour
Lads whats the digital shit under the table for?
>inb4 magnets
>>75327881
Table temperature
>>75327094
>>75327808
He doesnt. In fact the big joke about him was always that he was such a bore.
That said he did play in a time when the sport had personalities.
>>75328111
He was just a winner who took it more seriously than everybody else, it's obvious now he's finished as a player he's affable as fuck
>>75328202
This. Steve is based af. One of my favourite sportsmen.
>>75328202
Oh hes affable alright. Agreeable as the day is long. He'd be terrified to be anything else. Thats why he fits bbc punditry so well.
But funny? Nah.
>>75328338
Ken plz
>only just the interval
What the fuck am I watching
DUH DUH DUH DUH DAH DUH DUUUH
>this segment
Steve looks so confused
Who thought it would be a good idea to have them drive around Belfast of all fucking places and ask them questions when they can barely speak English
>23:30
>mid session
>meeting early tomorrow morning
Yeah I'm giving up and going to bed. It's at times like these when I miss being a NEET.
>>75329299
>11:30
Kek what a meme country
>its a graeme dott episode
>>75329486
>stayed up watching the Ebdon vs Dott final in 2006
Haunts me to this day
>>75329486
Arguably the most depressing thing in existence. I could watch Grave of the Fireflies whilst listening to How to Disappear Completely and it wouldn't make me as unhappy as a single glance of Grame Dott's sad little face.
>>75329777
>>75329836
/147/ is just the best
>>75329777
Jesus christ what time did that finish?
>>75329968
It's still going on. it's why they moved the worlds to the crucible
>>75330153
lyl
>>75330153
wew
>>75329777
Snooker and boxing entrepreneur, Barry Hearn, had issued a warning to the finalists before play started yesterday not to expect an invitation to next season's Premier League unless standards improved.
"Both players are very good snooker players, let's not take that away from them," Hearn said. "But these days being good is not enough. You need to be an entertainer and they did not bring entertainment into my living room in the first two sessions of the final.
"There are places up for grabs in the Premier League next season. We want the world champion in there because it is a prestige event and we want the best players as well. But Sky TV, the sponsors and myself have to be mindful of whether it will entertain the fans.
"We have the shot-time clock in the Premier League and that would put players under orders to speed up but it's also up to them to realise that they need to be a bit more lively, and a bit more active in selling the game."
KEK
>>75329777
>The 27th frame was the longest in Crucible history and the longest televised frame on record at that time, lasting 74 minutes. It was won by Ebdon 66–59, reducing his arrears to 12–15. The following frame was won by Ebdon 84–0 in 11 minutes, the quickest of the final.
>Dott took the closely contested 32nd frame at 12:53 am. to win his first professional tournament.
Bollocks to that.
>>75330315
lol, fucking Bazza.
Barry Hearn is the Del Trotter of sport.
>>75330315
He needs to stop trying to make snooker into darts
>>75330315
Blown the fuck out
>>75330360
Tbf, it's comfy as fuck staying up to 1am watching the snooker.
I still have a soft spot for Ebdon, the world he won ages ago was my first snooker experience with my nana ;_;
>>75330570
Having the tunes blasting between frames would be quite good tbqh
>>75330570
>not wanting power rangers in the crowd
>>75330887
Have you heard the shite they play at the crucible?
>>75331029
>wanting obnoxious ronniefags being even louder
>that shot
Fucking lel
>>75331219
Cheeky Dab from Graeme "Dabmaster" Dott maybe?
Forgot I made this
>>75330570
he needs to fucking kill himself tbf. i always hated the cunt but when he made the fuckin shootout a ranking event that was a definite sign that he needs to go.
>>75327151
>>75327160
>>75328079
Not being funny lads, I still don't get.
The GOAT commentry duo is hendry and virgo.
RATTLED
>>75332698
>not Ken and Terry
#FuckVowels
>>75332698
>>75332792
Actually, it's Willie Thorne and Dennis Taylor.
Fact.
>>75332231
GWAN RONNIE
Stevie Wonder could play better than these two clowns
>>75332814
Thorne is awful. Only says negative things and always thinks he knows best.
>>75332792
i fucking hate terry. can't hear a fucking word that old welsh fart says
>>75332698
>liking virgo
>>75330360
I thought that said "reducing him to tears" then
>>75332792
>>75332814
If hendry and virgo arent the GOATs then why are they always on the last session of the final? Checkmate
>>75332964
>"Where's the cueball goin'? WHERE's THE CUEBALL GOIN? WHERE THE F&(KS TAHT F$$&*ING CUE BALL GOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
>nowhere near the fucking pocket
>tfw no comfy best of 145 frames snooker tournament
>>75333074
>no snooker 24 heurs du Sheffield
>>75333167
M-maybe he faked his death and became Griezmann
>>75333074
>Best of 145
>Its Ebdon v Dott
>>75333167
why ;_;
>>75333248
It could happen to any of us
>>75333074
The championship resumed in 1946 and Joe Davis met Horace Lindrum in the final, a repeat of 1936 and 1937. The final was organised on a much larger scale than anything previously. The Royal Horticultural Hall in London was converted to a snooker venue, seating 1,250.[44] The match was extended from one week to two, allowing up to 30,000 spectators to be accommodated with prices ranging from 5s to £3.[44] Davis maintained a small lead throughout and won, early on the final day, leading 73–62.[45] Davis made six centuries in the final, setting new championship records of 133 and 136.[46] The event proved a financial success for the players, Davis receiving £1,800 and Lindrum £550 together with the championship table and all the equipment, their share of the gate receipts.[47]
>73-62
>Shoe talk
Work those female audience figures lads
>>75333329
>small lead
>11 frames
>>75333405
Did you see the wafflemakers shoes? Disgusting. Liangs aren't much better
>>75332596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5WaQA36IoE
>>75333462
I dont mind players expressing themselves, but at least have taste
>>75333167
...why, anon, why
>>75333472
Jesus christ some of those are like a foot away
>>75333472
>>75333472
>Number 20
Wasnt even close you daft twat
>>75333630
>>75333669
>>75333705
I think he might have some rare form of Tourettes and he has to verbally spam that whenever he can.
Like when he's fucking is wife.
>Eurosport commentator is loudly munching something in the studio
I'm hungry now.
>>75333950
at least he's not as bad as that fucking 9-ball commentator who brings up snooker at every fucking turn
>>75333211
>you will never gwan ronnie while hes getting his 3rd tip replacement at 04:50 surrounded by a mostly snoozing crowd wearing onesies.
Why even live?
>that clip of the male streaker
>Jimmy "Ghost" White checking out the arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADBE9e616Q
Here is the eternal GOAT snooka streaker
>>75334495
You just don't get streakers these days in sports.
>>75321387
i saw a black guy down my local snooker club once, his dreadlocks were so long that he had to wear a turban to play
>>75336018
>Nearest snooker table here is in a shisha lounge.
>Lots of North Africans smoking shisha.
>Black and young people are playing pool on fridays and saturdays.
>Only old Dutch people play snooker once in a while
>Billiards table is always empty, despite also being popular with old people in the Netherlands
Still comfy though as I always have the snooker table for myself
Graeme
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>>75338761
SUICIDE DOTT
What part of Africa do they get if they win?
why cant you sub for only one month on eurosport
muh shekels
Good morning
Wednesday 19 April
>10:00
Ryan Day (Wal) v Xiao Guodong (Chn)
Judd Trump (Eng) 4-5 Rory McLeod (Eng)
96-5 (55), 64-14 (54), 58-51, 73-12, 17-80 (72), 49-64, 0-72, 81-0 (79)
>14:30
Neil Robertson (Aus) v Noppon Saengkham (Tha)
Allister Carter (Eng) 3-6 Graeme Dott (Sco)
53-70, 55-81, 0-75, 52-67, 71-7 (53), 73-6, 38-82 (50), 76-0 (76), 1-71
>19:00
Ryan Day (Wal) v Xiao Guodong (Chn)
Barry Hawkins (Eng) v Tom Ford (Eng)
>>75345965
alri
>>75345965
Morning, my friend.
I am ready for more comfy snooker.
>>75346008
You were first, so I deleted my schedule
>>75345965
I deleted my good morning to you along with the schedule. Collatoral damage. Good morning to you anyway.
JAMMIN'
>>75346036
Eh, it's not like there's a schedule police itt. We posted it pretty much simultaneously.
>a nigro
>a chinkman
>a blond girl
this is turning into a swedish rape story
Where's the black going?
>>75346096
>it's not like there's a schedule police itt
That's why I self-police. Otherwise /147/ would be chaos.
And now for JUST Trump against the Halal Highlander.
>McLeod
Trump really does JUST a lot for a (joint) favorite to win the championship.
That being said, what a miss from McLeod.
we /safety/ now
Trump always looks like he's having terrible flashbacks of his family being murdered before his eyes.
*coughs*
....
*COUGHS*
*COUGHS LOUDER*
not a nice match
>>75324545
>>75324545
>>75324545
BBC Red Button link here for continued coverage
I don't want to spam this thread with JUST, but, JUST
How much will Trump have to swallow for throwing this match away?
Is anyone watching Day vs. Guodong? Guodong is leading 3-0
>>75346477
Day is awful how is he a seed
>>75346477
no way, Trump v McLeod is too exciting to take your eyes off
>>75346499
Because MJW lost to molester in the final of China Open
I literary can't watch Trump vs Mcleod anymore, otherwise I'll poke my eyes out
Whats score in trump match?
>>75346629
6-6
>Trump
Trump has got away so many shots this morning
>Be mulsim
>wear ISIS on your waistcoat
He trying to play explosive snooker?
>>75346654
How is Jedd even favourite for this tournament?
Did they forget the existence of Markus Large-us Arse-us Selbius?
Good blue 2bh
>>75346700
They are joint favorites.
GWAN RONN.. RORIE
>>75346717
FINNISH HIM OFF RORIE, HE'S A MUG!
>>75346799
add neckbeard
B I N G
I
N
G
when does Warhammer Neil play?
>>75346829
Literally living the Australian Chelsea plastic meme
In around 2 and a half hours, btw.
>>75346854
are those infamous Chelsea Headhunters?
>>75346808
>>75346888
10/10
>>75346888
nice
saved
>>75346829
>tfw genuinely got chatting with Neil on one of the FB groups about his airbrush/compressor setup
Bloke's got talent. And autism.
>>75347021
/ourguy/
what is wrong with this match
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75347062
Judd forgot how to nawty
>Flubb Dump
He should hit the balls harder, that'll work.
this game legit triggers me
absolutely abysmal
>>75347021
I never knew his about Neil, what a guy.
>>75347253
It's a thing of beauty
>this match
>Miss the pot
>Green comes off the black and goes in
Truly blessed by Allah
JUST
>Judd
Finally.
Why does it keep cutting to a camera trained directly on Trump's face for about ten seconds each time though.
>>75347481
Judd is in pain and the director is a sadist.
>>75347481
there is no other way to tell people how painful and disappointing the world we live in is
Judd losing it, what is this injury they are talking about?
>>75347541
he is not alone
>>75347541
he's torn his nawty ligament
>>75347638
he took the bbc without prepping?
who /startingtofeelbadforJudd/ here?
>>75347773
Me, I usually don't like him but rooting for him now, Mcnigga is being a little to lucky for my liking.
neil playing soon
hope it will be a better match
well its not hard to achieve that
>>75347792
I think Judd is the lucky one
>>75347792
Wouldn't say McLeod has been lucky but rather that Judd has been playing shite.
Judd has a shoulder injury
>>75347839
>>75347846
Well ok, they both fluked some crazy balls, McLeod a little more (yesterday)
>>75347828
just go to your local snooker club and watch two random guys play snooker. Yes it will be a better match than this one
this match is not even going to be over in time for the next session on this table innit
It's over! Trump is finished!
>REPLACED BALLS
Am I the only one enjoying the Trump - ISIS match?
>>75347920
yes
>>75347920
>enjoying incompetence
from black to yellow... shot of the tournament right there
>>75347920
im listening to linkin park and cutting myself while watching it
so yes
Where's le cue ball going
>>75347915
A CUTE
Kek, Judd is still loosing.
He's going to lose lads i know it.
I got massive deja vu righting this lads. There's the proof.
This match makes me yearn for a classic Selby torturefest
If they finish this frame in the next ten minutes or so, I think they will start a new one. Think 1.45pm is the cutoff.
any links to neils game? circfree eurosport 2 wont load
>>75346888
>>75306063
/asp/ pls
FUCKYEAHTRUMP
DAT BLUE
Trump still in this
>>75348142
Neil's match starts in around 50 minutes.
>Judd trump has not been knocked out of the world championships since 2007
Think he missed a line there
>>75348123
I'd rather get molested, than watch this match
Basically sums this up.
Who here /ISIS/ ?
>>75348197
Am when you feel the vibe, let your wooly hat lean to the side
Who's playing after Trump guys?
>>75348169
>Neil's match starts in around 50 minutes.
oh damn i always forget its GMT+0 and im +1
>>75348302
See >>75346008
>>75348337
Yeah, happens to me sometimes as well.
Whats going on here then they abandoned the match? (At work no sound)
>>75348374
stopped at 9-7
>>75348380
Why?
>>75348387
Need to clear out for the afternoon session
>Drumpf
>>75348404
When do they finish it?
>>75348422
first table available in the evening afaik
>>75348427
it's gonna be a long night boys
Meanwhile Guodong won the session 6-3 against Day
>>75348438
Get comfy
>>75348465
I'd love to try and sink a tight brown on her
>>75348465
should be opening pic to the new thread.
>>75348465
>>75348488
more like "I'd like to sink my pink ball in her brown pocket"
amirite?
>>75348465
I'd like to kiss her pink
>NEW boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/75348572
New
boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/75348572
>>75348465
>no more blue balls on the table
4chan.org/sp/thread/75348572
>>75348578
>>75348597
Btw, you can just link your post like this >>75348572
>>75348606
No bully
>>75347477
>not JUST TRUMP