Mercedes activates Quali Mode and destroys all of /F1/'s hopes and dreams but FINLAND WINS FOR ONCE
>Countdown to Bahrain GP:
F1Countdown.com
>Session times in your time:
F1Calendar.com
>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387
>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 43 points
=. Lewis Hamilton 43 points
3. Max Verstappen 25 points
4. Valtteri Bottas 23 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 22 points
>News:
MWL
Choco Senna EXPOSED
Renault getting competitive
anime
get rekt
Is hamilton exposed?
posting for GOA77AS
AND FINLAND WINS AGAIN
BOTTAS
WINS
LOL
my body is ready
>>75248670
death to anime
finland and
>kimi
first for early
nth for Bahrain is not a Ferrari track and they will come back strong next race weekend
if it will be BWL I'll sure take it
>
OUR YEAR
HAMISHIT BTFO
HULKENBERG IS A FUCKING GOD
APOLOGIZE
EXPOSED
BOTTTTTASSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSS HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
OHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOODDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSS HNNGGGGGGGG BOTTTTASSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS
why is finland so winland?
WE WON???
Bin day
VIINA PUUKKO VITTU PERKELE SAATANA
GOA77AS
Raikkonen sacrificed himself for Winland
Hamilton will win as usual tommorow and /f1/ can eat shit as usual.
>>75248708
Yeah that'll do
>mercs let ferrari win once to fool them
>MWL
>gimi is a fucking joke
HAMILTON = KILL.
MEME MAGIC WINS AGAIN.
TORILLE
>not a binland actually wins edition
NIGGER MAD
fucking finally
EXPOSED
Hamilton looks BTFO
FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FINLAND WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
>That huge ass gap with Ferrari
WHO READY FOR /ageofBOTTAS/?
>>75248724
no
You guys realise this just setting up a bigger fall for binland losing tomorrow?
BOTTAS
O
T
T
A
S
77
GOATTAS
GOATTAS
GOATTAS
WOOOO
>"Lewis can you tell us about your teamate winning the pole."
>"He didn't beat me, something went wrong with my car, I don't know what it is yet."
>tfw when the good guys win
Is Mana a #Bo77as fan now?
>>75248734
i want to hug her
HAMLEL BTFO
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>still wearing the helmet
Lewis is so mad.
>FWL
>NIGGER BTFO
>TRICKY BTFO GIMI
>FROG BTFO
>HULK GOAT
Good session desu.
J U S T
>no bingo
WHERW IS IT?
POST YFW HAMILTON KEKED
AND FINLAND WINS AGAIN
OUR SHOULD I SAY WINLAND
Hamilton made a mistake today but Buttass will make a bigger mistake tomorrow
Which part of Finland are you from?
>tfw Emillia will be happy
soumi perkele
>Lewis pretending to be happy for someone else
lel
>half a fucking second
thank you based bottas
HAMILSHIT EXPOSED FOR THAT NIGGER HE IS
when was the last time finland actually won? 2013? 2007?
>>75248824
check youre spelling
I PREDICTED THIS LAST WEEK AND Y'ALL LAUGHED AT ME
Hamilton will win tmre Cap it.
Feeling Euphoric
>>75248799
This, won't be too long before he starts with the conspiracy theories again
WINLAND
Chloe "cum on a" Stroll
>>75248817
Ulaanbaatar
>>75248835
2009
>5 days ago Reddit said Bottas was a waste of a championship seas
> Bottas fucks up his start and Hamilton leads into Turn 1
Cap this post.
>>75248823
why does he always look miserable?
>>75248835
1999
>happy to just observe
>vettel not in his baggy racesuit
bleached
>>75248817
Mannerheim
>>75248851
Who the fuck cares what Reddit thinks?
>>75248845
I wonder how many loads she's had on her face
>>75248817
Stockhomlski
>>75248802
She is just a happy fan now.
>>75248851
people on /f1/ said the same desu
GOATTAS
>>75248823
>>75248817
Mongolia.
>>75248817
Stockholm
>>75248817
H-helsinki? That's in Finland, right?
Apologise
>>75248852
>(((fucks up)))
Who remembers max chilton?
>>75248817
Kläänmynkenstad
>Vettel squatting
>>75248852
woah, controversial options there mayte
VETTEL GOT A NEW FRIEND
FRIENDSHIP WITH RAIKKONEN IS OVER
>>75248817
Booghotää
>>75248862
Oh fuck yes make this a meme.
>>75248851
>Reddit said
stopped reading right there
>>75248817
Tallinn
>ferrari now half a second down
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nig finally appeared probably was crying.
>>75248893
i member
who 'members Lord Will Stevens?
>>75248891
Paint me like one of your Finnish girls.
>>75248856
it seems you have trouble interpreting emotions
have you considered getting diagnosed
>>75248817
Viipuuri
>have the best car
>get fastest qualifying lap
Such a shock..
>>75248852
and then they touch
>>75248817
Stockholm
>>75248817
France, a little province of the finnish empire
>kimi behind a red bull
it begins
F1 POLE POSITIONS
Hamilton: 63
Bottas: 1
Maldonado: 1
>dat HUL tho
>>75248823
>that blank wall
>that blank stare
Poetry
>>75248921
Finnish people are weird
First for Niggerton crashing and dying tomorrow.
>>75248817
Uppsala
>>75248913
kek
>>75248928
Press A to let go.
>Throw him a bone in quali. The race is ours.
>>75248930
Afraid it will be ended at the first lap tomorrow
>P-plz come back Heiki
>>75248817
Stockholm
>>75248928
It's over lads
Kimi will be sacked after Spain
>>75248919
wtf is this thing
looks like a an unfinished world of warcraft prop
>>75248919
god she's so cute, he is my fucking inspiration
Wtf i hate Massa now.
>>75248746
The advantage is starting to show.
>>75248817
Svetogorsk
>>75248928
>>75248957
What he do that for?
>>75248965
giant pizza cutter
>Renault already best of the rest in the third race
Finally some luck for Hulk
>>75248922
yes please
>>75248965
trophy from his first podium, Austria 2014
>>75248928
Told you lads to bless the comfy cat just before quali and didn't he just deliver. Everyone please take a moment to thank this cat
THANK YOU PLACID PUSS
>>75248921
>"Finally people can see how fast my Valteri is. Sadly ;)."
>>75248987
lewd
>>75248985
fuck off you mangy shitbag
I can now post this
>>75248960
Kvyat's too far back in the grid dear Ивaн
It's so shit watching f1 on channel 4
>>75248957
The call that saved f1?
>>75248947
where was this at?
>>75248943
It's her rolling around on the floor like an autist which brings it altogether
>>75248996
channel 4 is superior to sky you pleb
>>75248985
Where's your desparado puss?
who /lifelong/ GOA77as fan here?
HULKENGOAT only 1.073 seconds behind pole time
Watch bottas go flying of on the first corner after lewis pushes him off the track. Just watch
>>75249000
Based Spain obviously.
>>75248977
>Finally some luck for Hulk
>Luck
>Hulk
pick one
that was only quali
>>75248930
did you pick the wrong image?
>>75248985
>cat responsible for a Merc 1-2
Kill cat pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H161gLkvuo
>tfw you like Mercedes but hate Hamilnog
good day
>>75248985
Got three cats over here m8. Give him/her a cuddle.
>>75248992
>buttock bothered HAM fans
>>75248994
mind if I save it?
>>75249016
speaking of spaniards...
>>75249006
It's not as good as the BBC was. I'm too poor for sky. They have a packi on channel 4
Apologize.
>>75249020
>finnish driver
>german team
>>75249034
Save it, it's all yours my friend!
>>75249034
>Germany
Yes
>the I will be on pole when my teammate screws up his lap man
>>75248920
see ireland, this is why no one likes you
>>75249040
Beeb was great when based Jake was on sure, steve jones is a twat but he's still better than the bloke on sky
>>75249041
SHOTSFIRED
>>75249037
>>75249041
>implying he wont choke the start and end up in P6 like a true finn
>>75248743
#theresistance
>>75249009
Since GP3.
>>75248852
No.
>reminder that Bottas crashed in to Hamilton at turn 1 on lap 1 last year in Bahrain
>>75249041
Retweet it
that god there's a wec race tomorrow
>>75249015
>Bottas and Ham get a good off the line
>Lewis divebombs into turn one
>Overshoots it
>Both Mercs go wide
>Vettel takes the Lead and wins
>>75249042
NO!
>>75249006
All4 is fucking dreadful though and has absolutly nothing on iPlayer
>>75249041
lmao
>>75249067
I think he's gay.
>Renault will be quicker than Ferrari in a few races and Palmer will be replaced by Buemi
feelsgoodmang
>>75249042
but who was phone?
>>75249081
SİL BUNU
Remember when you niggas were all 'BOTTAS EXPOSED' yesterday, and now Vettel and Hamilton both #rekted their laps as BOT went across the line?
It's BOT time lads
Hamilton on suicide watch.
>>75249076
You just want to know who I am.
It ain't that hard to guess
>>75249079
Kek wills it
>>75248743
>>75249101
vettel too.
>be happy because finland on pole
>be sad because didn't win money because finland on pole
Why are Williams so shit? Also valterri is a qt
>Lewis' accent
>>75249022
Well look at it this way lad HAM not on pole & my dog is buried in garden so can't really call that comfy now can we
>>75249068
What circuit is this? Hungary?
>>75249111
Genuine Autism
Finnish sounds like a made up language.
bottas on pole and sounding like a man, hamilton behind and sounding like an eunuch
>>75249103
Don't trust the French. They're infiltrated now
He needs to learn how to shave
How do you think Hamilton """"fans"""" feel right now?
>>75249112
Williams isn't actually doing THAT bad
where in America is hamilshit from?
>>75249068
But will he get to suck her toes?
Is it time for the Finland surge???? BOT RAI X????
>>75249126
Pretty sure it's a made up country too.
>...Redbull in front of you
>Kimi: Bwoah well that's how it is so.
>Leaves interview
GIMI MAD
>>75249140
crushed by white privilege
>>75249041
hamibaby so mad he just crapped himself
>>75249145
Ohio
>>75249129
Hamilton moans every weekend. I remember he nearly cried like a little bitch a couple of seasons ago. Shame he's the the only English driver. I like Ricardo but he's a Jew
>Hulkenberg an entire second faster Jolyon Palmer
It's gonna be verrrrryyy long, final year of f1 for Joy, Lee and Palmer
>>75249140
Pretty good pham, his accent is starting to get too Yankified now tho
>looking at sky fb
>still no posts
kek
>>75249151
says australia
>>75249162
>forgetting Joe, Lee and Palmer
>>75248975
20D chess.
>>75248999
Is that after Nico's WDC win?
>>75249161
I want to fuck this anime
>>75249150
>RAI
nah man he will lose a couple of places in the start and then be invisible for the rest of the race. P6 finish
>>75248770
>mfw youre right
You are at Bahrein and this guy slaps your pole position's ass.
What do you do?
>>75249164
WE
WUZ
POLE
N
SHIIET
>>75249169
>starting to
it's been getting yankified since 2011
>>75249176
t. Mohammad
>>75249176
WERE REAL I SWEAR STOP SAYING WERE NO REAL
WERE REAL
PLEASE SAY WERE REAL
>>75249184
he couldn't even win at 1d chess
>>75249155
>>75249190
das rite!!!!!!!!!!!
we wuz drivin in f1 carz while you whities wuz in caves!
>>75249189
Slap his wife's ass
>>75248823
You guys are too hard on Hamilton ;__;
Kimi just said less than 10 words on finnish interview and then fucked off.
He's amazing
>>75249195
>>75249220
holy shit
moar
>>75249164
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism
>>>/global/rules/3
>>75249223
pottery
>>75249181
Heh
>>75249111
>be happy because finland on pole
>be sad because i failed in my fantasy predictions again
>Implying Bottas won't be a good teammate and let Hamilton pass him
>>75248835
2013 aussieGP
Bottas wasn't very consistent at williams am I rite?
>>75249257
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Hamilton demanded a #2 driver clause to be added to Bottas' contract for situations like this. Like Schumi did with Barrichello.
Channel 4 is so awkward
>>75249237
>tfw if Hamilton had a WAG folder I'd have to post bottom of the barrel shit
>>75249008
Had his food and returned to comfy. Too old for much else anymore
>>75249246
>>75249267
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism
>>>/global/rules/3
>>75249112
Massa is doing actually quite well.
Stroll is Stroll.
>>75249155
on finnish interview
>kimi what did you think of the results
>mmähm not so good all kinds of shenanigans there
>you were complaining about understeer was there something else
>not really
>*leaves interview*
>>75249282
>barricuckello
>>75249292
>emilia_jump_1.jpg
not
>skyfish 6
>>75249300
Look who it is!
Look who it is!
>>75249292
bless you britbro
>>75249299
it's a girl? I heard only female cats can sport 3 colours
>>75249112
They're doing OK when you consider they barely developed the car from last year
>>75249271
He beat Massa, was 5th behind Mercedes and Ferrari in 2015. Beat Vettel in 2014.
>doubting Bottas
>ever
>>75249336
I'd post his bollocks but not worth a 3-dayer just before race
>>75249300
Fuck off Cunt
>>75249348
lmao who makes these
>>75249354
Japanese people
>>75249300
hahahah
how new are you boy
>>75249317
>file naming without WAG name first
Fucking never...
Unless I'm making a filename joke in which case I save two versions one with the filename in a separate folder.
What's he thinking right now?
>>75249371
Got any other super high quality like the first one?
>>75249381
>This is the greatest day of my life.
>Time to show it.
>>75249381
"God I hope those creeps on ylilauta aren't posting my wife right now"
>>75249328
>>75249348
>>75249353
>>75249370
If you are being racist then you are breaking Global Rule 3, which I will quote again for your benefit:
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism
>>>/global/rules/3
Let's keep the discussion on sports guys, because this is the sports board.
Daily reminder that Lewis Hamilton is the most successful British driver of all time and there's nothing you can do about it. :^)
>>75249381
>hell yea once i establish my position in the team that nigga's going back to africa
>>75249381
>idk what to do tomorrow ;_;
>>75249381
Probably about the sloppy blowjob he'll get tonight
>>75249271
Like every Finn, he underperforms when he has a chance to win, and lucks into autismwins. And 1% of the time, they sperg and do some ridiculous shit which defies logic, ie Mika, Spa 2000
>>75249300
le rules maymay. You have to go back m8.
I'm so proud of Finland. I'm from the small resort town of Kakslauttanen.
>>75249420
but Emilia isn't in Bahrain
are you suggesting he's going to fuck Stroll's sister?
Dubs and BINLAND wins
>>75249381
>Why do I have to answer so many questions?
>I'm tired. I want to go to bed.
>>75249385
Certainly although that is the best of the bunch.
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/r6ugijeiv1syulyzy42sjyu9xzqgvwkm
>>75249348
This image makes no sense considering Trump is working for the jews.
>>75249451
i know, i saved it back in the days when he wasnt a full blown kike.
cant photohsop the hat out though
>>75249456
wow this is the blackest person I have ever seen
>>75249450
N O A S S
O
A
S
S
>>75249461
the last one looks like Valtteri
>>75249450
Time to fap it to bottas' wife
this should be fun
>>75249220
>>75249068
>>75249292
I just want Emilia to lie back, spread her legs, allow me to impregnate her, carry my child to term, and raise it to become a sporting GOAT.
Is that really too much to ask, senpaitachi?
>>75249451
jews are working for him, just like jews were working for nazis in camps
>>75249472
>forgetting le today I'll remind them guy
>>75249472
you never go outside do you ?
>>75249450
>no clear armpit pics
a shame
>>75249472
plz
>>75249461
>thomas muller
In America they have bounties to kill cayotes. Just a fun fact of the day for you /sp/
>>75249472
just go into your parents' bedroom
Just realized I don't give a shit about Bottas. Just gutted for Kimi. I fucking love Kimi :(
>Hamilton pointing out he overtook Bossberg last year from second place
Truly a beta cuck, still can't get past the fact that Nico cucked him yesteryear
ok we're pretty much shitting up the thread now desu.
Time to be civilized and autistically talk about F1
>>75249495
>>75249497
>>75249507
I was referring to human beings
>>75249504
Give me 10 minutes
>>75249528
samat
>>75249547
phwoar
Do any of you guys shave your armpits?
>>75249528
juuh
>>75249545
careful jerry, don't want to get caught expressing such opinions now, do we?
>>75249547
Also this
>>75249541
Seriously guys come on post at least something vaguely relevant.
>tfw can't ever have a thread about F1 without endless racist spam
>>75249431
>>75249437
>>75249446
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism
>>>/global/rules/3
>>75249565
shaving anything other than your face is twinkmode
>>75249396
Yeah that's when 4chan comes in
>>75249530
HAM is now the mentally beaten lad
>>75249586
It's a white man's sport, sadly.
I suppose it comes with the territory of an occupation preserved for the privileged, and that is so uninclusive.
Either that or we're being raided by /pol/'s rejected mouthbreathers...
>>75249565
nah should have a go at doing my balls though
>>75249586
That's what happens with a nigger on the grid, oh well
Why wasn't Lewis at this friendly gathering?
>>75249606
>mfw Hamilton tries to play mind games to fuck up bottas' mental but it just doesn't work, bottas is a real finn this time.
>>75249628
He's in the back.
>>75249628
Crying himself to sleep over Nicole shitsinger
>>75249620
das rite
>>75248817
Perkeleskyla
>>75249628
>massa being the biggest manlet here
it's truly like pottery
>>75249628
>felipe baby on his tip toes
Sad!
>>75248742
or the Renault is actually good and Palmers a complete shitter
>>75249565
I do
>>75249659
>manlet and going bold
Kinda feel for him. Seems like an alright guy
>>75249638
Will HAM call it a day if he loses out again this season? I mean he's meant to be the chosen one, the best, the top dog
>>75249547
>>75249504
This will most likely be the highest quality armpit pic I'm gonna find.
No more Emilia posting for now.
I've got to watch Gardeners World which I missed on yesterday.
>Finland loses again
Don't give a shit about "past own prime by literally a decade" Gimi
Awaiting responses from analpained German and British and "British" posters
>>75249698
very much appreciated m8
>remainder that since 2012 the winner of the Bahrein GP has won the championship
>>75249565
>shave
>itches badly when growing back
>don't shave
>gets very dirty
I'll probably resort to vaxing.
>>75249705
>"British"
What did you mean by this?
>>75249711
>>75249628
>Felipe has the most efficient body in the grid
>>75249698
>No more Emilia posting for now.
Damn, you could have posted a bit more
>>75249716
I suspect he means this
>Number two driver, they said
Apologise.
>>75249659
wow, he's doing it again...
>>75249705
Thanks based Valtierri
If Sebastian can't win, I hope you do for the Aryan race.
>>75249716
brown
>>75249761
4got pix
>>75249628
Mr Stroll, I'm Massa
>>75248912
Who remembers the 2nd Norfolk Special?
Friendly reminder that tomorrow at this hour the /sp/erb Owl will commence and will continue the day after. /F1/ is playing two matches tomorrow, and the first one is the opener.
Why is he still in Formula 1? Justify it, lads.
https://twitter.com/FormulaMoney/status/853287349559713792
TOP FUCKING KEK, what a butthurt little cunt.
>>75249762
>implying this isn't one of the best and most comfiest grids ever
Just throw out eternal marcus and guti and you've got full comfort mode grid
>based pastor
>Alo at Ferrari where he belongs
>RELENTLESS
>meme max pre-madman max
>god-tier Sutil
>Koba
>Jules still alive :((
>>75249818
TWAIN gives us a wave TWAIN lad TWAIN lad give us a wave
>btfo'd by the nigger @PWehrlein with a broken back
What's his excuse now?
>>75249818
Petition to make GOA77AS captain?
>>75249836
Because he gets paid like 8 million a year and probably sells 8 million worth of Ferraris to bored millionaire chinks in half an hour promo appearance by being a meme
>>75248985
THANK YOU PLACID PUSS
>>75249869
it's not his fault, all Swedes are a little slow
>>75249836
I honestly don't know. It looks like he doesn't give a shit anymore, and hasn't done for the last two years at least.
He's basically stealing money at this point.
>>75249878
Rosters can't be altered anymore, sorry, and he failed to make the cut.
>>75249869
It is simply genetically predestined for the Swede to bow down to the superior black man.
A mere halfling can bring a full-blooded Swede to his knees, both literally and figuratively if you know what I mean.
I really dislike Kimi, thought it would have been ok if he stayed for the memes but now is just pathetic even to Ferrari standards
>>75248835
The same time your diet worked.
>>75249836
he so funny tho XD
remember that time he ate an ice cream lol
or "leave me to myself I know how to do this!" epic XD
>>75249937
>Italy in charge of geography
I can't wait for Finland to lose again tomorrow.
>>75249902
gimi better not let us down, then.
>>75249923
I don't dislike him, I think he's cool, but I do think he is too complacent
And if I were Ferrari I'd be looking to get a young driver in that seat. Save a few million a year, and start building up a new talent for the future.
I am so sorry for Kimi's performance.
This is Kimi waving goodbye to his F1 career. Shouldn't have become a dad. We all know that one kid slows you down by 2 tenths.
>>75249976
>Ferrari bringing up a talent
when was the last time it happened ?
Will Kimi still be around for Robin's F1 debut?
>>75249964
>>75250004
How about two?
Vettel stills seems reasonably quick
>>75250038
Yeah, two kids=4 tenths.
So now that we've gotten over the Bottas meme
What the fuck happened to Ferrari? I thought they were supposed to be confident about Bahrain? Have they actualy choked the season now?
HALF A SECOND to a pole that Hamilton could have beaten by 2 tenths had he not choked. What the fuck Ferrari
>>75250015
>>75250058
Straya was a fluke.
>>75250070
Are you saying that didn't end well?
>>75249923
I think it's clear that Gimi needs a car built specifically for him, and balanced on a knife edge for him to do well in. A car so tailored for him that literally nobody but him could drive it well.
>>75250058
They're just stepping their sandbegging game up, don't worry.
>>75250015
True I guess. Why not poach RIC then? Ric's a great driver, pretty well proven, he got that pole at Monaco and he should have won the race.
It's obvious he's a very hungry driver with the talent to match.
He would probably do a better job in that Ferrari than Raikkonen, and cost much less.
>>75250004
Rosberg was a dad when he won the WDC mate.
>>75250058
they are saving the engine, is just the 3rd race and they already have used 2 turbos, ferrari has good race pace so is not a big concern
>>75250015
>Bianchi
In all seriousness they seem pretty confident (as they should be) in Giovinazzi and Leclerc. I think Fuoco just bought or meme'd via connecciones his Academy drive, but yea they could just as well set up an Alfa Romeo junior team with Gio and Leclrerc and it would be fantastic.
I honestly wouldn't be that surprised if they kicked Gimi out at this point for literally anyone lol
>>75250105
RIC is probably under a really pain in the ass contract the get out of and no way are Red Bull gonna let him go without a huge fight.
>>75250004
1 second per kid according to Enzo Ferrari tbqfdesu
>>75250058
I-it's just the track lads, e-everything will be alright on other tracks
>>75250105
I'd love to see Ricky on ferrari desu
i fear VETTE might sperg out though
also ferrari cant deal with 2 "first drivers".
>>75250139
>>75250105
The same was said of Vettel. Yet he got out of his contract by """"underperforming""""
>Ricky intentionally does shit so he can get out of his RB contract
>assuming he will get a Ferrari drive
>Vettel uses this as a tool to slide the championship to his favor
>Ricciardo officially without a drive for 2018
>Ferrari retains Gimi
>Richard Ardo BTFO forever
>>75250138
>I honestly wouldn't be that surprised if they kicked Gimi out at this point for literally anyone lo
If he continues to underperform so much I think that Sergio could be the absolute madman and announce Kimi's retirement before Spa
>>75250139
>RIC is probably under a really pain in the ass contract the get out of and no way are Red Bull gonna let him go without a huge fight.
I guess it depends on how things work out at Red Bull. VER and RIC are fighting for the #1 spot essentially. If RIC thinks that he has a better chance elsewhere then he'll try and push a deal through.
He might well fancy his chances against Seb at Ferrari since he already beat him at RB.
>>75250151
Two first drivers is arguably what they have right now.
>>75250139
Yep. Don't think they'll be promoting Sainz if he goes either, given that amx and junior were on the verge of shanking each other in the paddock before he was promoted.
although, imagine jos and senior in the same garage again, with their boys fighting for wins. They'd actually start a brawl if a Turkey 2010 happened.
>>75250172
I don't think Seb deliberately underperformed. I think he genuinely got BTFO.
Finalnd, yes
>>75249900
>It looks like he doesn't give a shit anymore
nonsense, he's still obsessed with victory, just like alonso that's why they're still trying.
Why does Bernie Ecceljew's life persist?
Why can't he just leave?
Do you think Liberty is going to take any of his shit?
>>75250058
>HALF A SECOND to a pole that Hamilton could have beaten by 2 tenths had he not choked
What?
>>75250105
>He would probably do a better job in that Ferrari than Raikkonen, and cost much less.
How much is Ricky salary? whatever that is it would easily be doubled, tripled or more at Ferrari, so I don't know about costing less.
Besides why would Vettel want Ricciardo? as long as Vettel stays in Ferrari, I think Kimi will stay too, he is still fast enough to be just behind Vettel most days and if he improves suddenly to beat Vettel sometimes like past year well much better for Ferrari.
Now if Vettel goes, who knows, maybe they keep Kimi anyway.
>>75250172
RIC isn't a 3x WDC, I don't think he can really pull that underperforming clause.
>>75250172
>implying Ferrari wouldn't btfo Vettel for a somewhat italian driver of the same caliber who'd probably be cheaper on top of that
>implying Finland wouldn't lose again
Remember the last time Gimi was ditched?
>>75250264
>Bottas so slow he gets overcut by Hamilton
>>75250317
His new RBR contract which started this year is rumoured to be about $20m per year.
>>75250342
>$20m per year.
is that dollarydoos or yankee doodle dandies?
if dollarydoos, that would surely make him the highest paid strayan sportsperson, ja?
hamilton overtakes buttass in the start
vetlel overtakes buttass in the 2nd lap
screencap this
>>75250282
you think you can get rid of the money goblin that easily?
>>75250317
$6.5 million excluding bonuses
>>75250304
Hamilton fucked up the middle sector
>>75250280
Alonso very clearly does care, that's why he drives his arse off
You can't say the same about Kimi. I think he's just there to collect a paycheck.
>>75250394
Yeah but even if he fucking nailed the middle sector, he wouldn't have beaten Valtteri's time by two tenths.
F1 driver salary / bonus structure / sponsorship money they bring in should be public
>>75250363
The latter, which would put him about Andrew Bogut for 1st.
>>75250403
he was up by a tenth so he might have
>>75250395
hmm maybe gimi can't do more than that?
>tfw Bottas takes a one second lead on the first lap and keeps it so
>>75250394
He fucked up and was 2 tenths off after S2. What the fuck is your point?
>>75250282
Someone posts Bernie's letter from Liberty Media pls
>>75250438
Anon, i....
>>75250450
it wasn't my point you spastic, it was one of your fellow mongols
>>75250438
>finns destroying one of the finest /f1/ meme
>>75250438
>until the first pitstop when Hamilton under/overcuts him and emerges in the lead
>>75250516
wait for tomorrow
>>75250429
>$20m/year to sit on your arse with your feet kicked up most days and light movement other days.
man Bogut has a comfy life. At least he has to live in fucking Cleveland, and not some nice place like socal.
>Ferrari strong in the first couple of races before being caught by Red Bull while Merc races off with the Championship
2017 confirmed for a repeat of 2016, lads
>>75250438
As much as I want to believe the reality is that Mercedes is overjoyed only because they have 2 cars on the front row, which means they should be 1-2 after the first lap.
This means they can establish a buffer by interfering with Ferrari's strategy using the 2nd car, except we already know Hamilton is too much of a whiney bitch to do this so they'll probably put Bottas on a Melbourne tier strategy and have him do it instead.
Who knows though maybe Merc sandbagged the first two races and they have a meme 3 second lead by lap 5 tomorrow.
>>75250615
>repeat of 2016
>Lewis being beaten by his less skilled teammate
i'm okay with this
>>75250655
>less skilled teammate
>>75250655
>less skilled teammate
surely this was a typo?
>>75250718
>Rosberg and Bottas are better and faster drivers than Hamilel
'no'
>>75250751
>rosberg gets hamilton's mechanics
>wins the championship
really makes you think
@75250745
have you finally jumped off the ricciardo bandwagon?
>>75250838
no, but that doesn't mean I can't recognize the skill of other drivers
also
>ricciardo bandwagon
doesn't exist
>honda died again
oh for fucks sake
>>75249923
I can only imagine the sheer hatred you have for Massa, Barrichello, Irvine, Capelli, etc
>>75250922
>Implying they were sold as top tier drivers and and equally contender for the WDC as their team mates
>>75250438
>tfw Hamilton stalls it and Verstappen launches over him
@7520838
Have you jumped off a tall building yet?
>>75250922
He probably went to kill Badoer when he qualified and finished dead last meanwhile Kimi was winning.
>rear limited track
>amx typical tyre management
its going to be a 6 stopper isn't it
>>75250438
Not going to happen finny
It will be nice to see the race tomorrow. Lewis is clearly faster so as long as Bottas doesn't pull a Ricciardo at the start Lewis will put him under pressure.
Hopefully he is able to get close enough to try some moves, we never got many of those in the Mercedes.
I have a weird feeling Bottas will choke early and lock up a brake letting Lewis pass with ease though. Hope not.
>>75251225
The term is a Wobbler.
>>75251239
The future is now, old man.
>444
Is an car an athlete?
>>75251377
No, but the Power Unit is :^)
>>75249098
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past
>>75251411
Check this guy out with his new world order terminology
Its called an Engine
>>75251424
>>75251457
Looks like it's going to be another "exciting" race.
>only 2 cars within .5 second of the top car
>more than half the field 2 seconds slower per lap
What a shitshow.
Enjoy the circlejerk.
>>75251457
>could you repeat the question?
based Seb
>>75251477
>>75251457
Put a monkey in the car, and he is able to drive it
>>75249467
Original has no hat.
>>75251559
When he says "monkey" HAM starts paying attention to the question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdqYgeWzbWY
>The power of dreams
>>75251559
I'm sure "ernesto ballantine" is the whitest of aryans
>>75251670
>The dreams of power
>>75251494
The non-Q3 runs are decently close amongst the top and Mercedes can't normally run their engine in the race like they can in Q3.
>MGU-H failure for Alonso - the third for Honda this weekend. All ruined. Alonso's internal combustion engine also a write-off from debris
Sad!
>Max Verstappen says Felipe Massa “ruined” his final lap in Bahrain Grand Prix Formula 1 qualifying by overtaking him into the final corner.
>“It’s a bit of a shame – we could respect each other on that to keep a bit of a gap instead of trying to squeeze in just before the last corner.”
>When asked if he would discuss the matter with the Williams driver, Verstappen added: “Well he’s a Brazilian – so there’s not much to discuss."
So how long until Botox starts getting his dick sucked for being such a "great" driver like his nigger team mate? Surely, it can't be the car....
>>75251766
He learn't that from Jos, didn't he?
>>75251670
>>75251758
>>75251494
Joe Lee has no business being in the top 10
>>75251766
What a cunt
>>75251766
Sounds like bullshit, source it didn't happen
>>75251766
>tfw your final lap is so slow you get passed by a fucking brazilian
the city of amx verstappen
>>75251766
Fucking rude little shit.
>>75251870
hows it going, felipe?
>>75251766
>“We can be close to Ferrari – Mercedes is still a little bit too quick but normally when it’s hard on the tyres they tend to struggle a bit more, so you never know.
Bold words from someone who got passed in his qualifying hotlap by an inferior car driven by an old guy who came back from retirement
>>75251837
http://www.f1supernews.com/2017/04/15/verstappen-asking-for-respect-after-massa-ruined-my-lap/
>>75251494
>Gimi is three full tenths behind Seb
Is Gimi, dare I say it, exposed?
TOP FUCKING KEK. FINLAND BTFO.
>>75251894
Wait I misread, it wasn't his hotlap. But it was the last corner so he must go there hot anyway for the straight line speed. It wasn't a hotlap but my point still stands.
>>75251758
Starts from the pitlane?
>>75251944
starts from dubai, grid-position 2,450
>>75251766
based frog
>>75251911
>>75251944
>>75251969
>>75251895
yes, up until this qualifying session people believed Kimi was a good driver, he had never before performed below expectations
>bottas will be world champ
>>75251766
clearly browsing /f1/
is bottas a serial killer?
>>75250435
No, he was't. He was up a few hundreds on the first lap of Bottas, then he fucked up second sector and was down over 2 tenths, then he was neck and neck with Bottas during the last sector. Without the fuckup it would have been 50-50 with Bottas, could have gone a few hundreds either way.
I'm really amazed by Renaultimprovement desu
I also find funny how fat John is not solve in FP and races but in quali is perfect
>>75251895
Pretty much.
Vettel seems to always get more speed out of the car than Kimi.
>>75252156
Help
F1 is shit again
Don't reply
>>75252266
I almost did in a moment of weakness, thanks.
>>75252223
>again
>>75252223
>>75252266
you both get a reply. Nice dub dubs. Look at these you silly sod german poster. Those are the numbers you were after and you fucked it up
>Toyota dominated WEC quali
Fuck yeah
>>75252387
Fug I wanted to watch that
>>75252440
>>75252440
>>75252440
new thread
>>75252439
quali doesn't even matter in a race longer than 3 hours
Hamilton and Bottas will crash tomorrow
>>75252387
>Stages the first race of the season on the same fucking weekend and time of an F1 Race
>>75249846
son of eric is cool dude
Meh