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/GoodFriday/ edition


Old bread
>>75190831

Useful link: http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY (embed)

Macca's official /trb/ database:
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2017: Not happening (sorry lads)

Thread musics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2lzmpEs29M
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/lgc/ sub-edition
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>(embed) (embed)
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>>75229141
w-what
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>>75229193
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>>75229217
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Hello friends. Where is the duo stream?
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>BvB bombing possibly revenge from right extremist football hooligans

Art where are you?
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>>75228952
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>>75229340
Fuck we went out and forgot the webcam
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>>75229340
could be happening if you like 2005 webcam quality
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>>75229658
Letting us down mate
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>>75229671
Don't worry we'll make it happen
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>>75229706
you had a Moretti yet?
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>>75229729
In England i have yes
In Italy no
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>>75229745
wew we do live in the future init
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>>75229945
yet you can't teach your fullbacks to cross
>preferred foot: left
oops
well, time to figure out how to make an IWB with sliders
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>>75230091
Why train croasing for fullbacks when you can get a 12 crossing 18 accel/pace retard who gets 8 avg rating every game
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>>75230191
>croasing
This is why you shouldn't phonepost everyone
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stream live
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>>75230205
you shouldn't watch it, just do something better
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faggots don't want to sign me but they want my regens
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>release players with running out contracts
>their spots on the TOTY are given to afriken yoofs
bravo Mike
>>75230513
is his name "bread and wine"?
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>>75230513
fuck you and fuck your regens pablo
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>>75230536
yes, his actual name is Marcelino and some dude requested that nickname making a reference to a spanish movie.
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>tfw I fell for burter's stupid nicknames
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>>75230602
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>>75230640
post damn daniel butters, is he already the star of your team
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>>75230202
But when I phonepost the autocorrect fixes things like that.

Or changes the word entirely.
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>>75231068
No, he's not.
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>>75231311
>Manlets

When will they learn?
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>>75231486
check out my new signing
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>>75231502
>Manlets signing manlets to play against manlets

That's why I don't manage in Spain anymore.
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>>75231522
that's why you raid west africa though
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>>75231586
>Having to rely on foreign talent to have a good team

If I wanted to do that I would just go to England.
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>>75231586
>signing africans
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the next highest-paid player in bulgaria is on 9k p/w (also a ludogorets player), and after him is 7.5k (ludogorets again)
most other clubs' biggest stars are on around 2k p/w

meanwhile they're in 6th and this guy is being paid a fortune to be a slightly-above-average >winger
I dunno man. every time I think SI have improved the AI's transfers/squad building a little in a new version, and then I see shit like this
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>>75231715
>implying eastern yuropean chairmen don't pull shit like this just to boast having "international talent"
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>>75231866
>The state of eastern yuropoor football

My Godness. Even brazilian football is in a better state.
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>>75231866
well I believe you, but their squad has loads of players who represent their national teams
>serbia
>several bulgarians
>cape verde
>sudan
>norway
and none of those guys are on more than about 6k p/w
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>>75231917
Post sudanese player in Ludogorets pls or maybe the Cape Verde one.
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>>75231989
ok just scouting them
it's tokmac nguen and steven moreira though, they're not regens
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>>75231989
>tfw murricans didn't completely choke
:(
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>>75232017
JOZY
O
Z
Y
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>>75232066
GOAT 2bh
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>>75231989
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playing offside trap in bad leagues is hillarious

stupid, but hillarious
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>>75232819
Because strikers are awful and have no anticipation?
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>>75232954
because defenders are awful and have no anticipation

they run too late and too far
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>>75232978
So playing against.
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>been managing for 4 months
>allready fucked the finances

seems right

>>75233046
im playing a high defensive line with offside traps

sometimes my defenders are absolutely retarded
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>>75233065
Oh.
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>>75233109
>>75233065
What are your tictacs anyway?
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>>75233209
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>>75233225
>not showing instructions
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>>75233250
theyre literally there though
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>>75233250
Get some glasses, gramps.
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>>75233272
>>75233336
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these shitters were leading the lead before this match, thinking we will promote this season lads
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>>75233416
>leading the lead
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>>75233250
fucking normie
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>>75233447
league*
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>>75233459
what are you trying to convey here
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>>75233459
>not even responding to the right person
you guys are a mess
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>>75233475
>>75233476
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>>75233459
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anyone else gonna mess up now?
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me
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>>75233508 (embed)
me
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ok is this too much for a journeyman save?
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>>75233535
start in china
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>>75233535
>no Chile
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>>75233568
I was planning on starting unemployed but I'll see what I can do
>>75233584
just for you
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>>75233250
jfc shameful display
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>>75233597
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>>75233535
>>75233597
Might as well just load the entire db, 1bh
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RIP
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>>75233634
wow
his knee is stank
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>>75233632
I'm tempted but it's already at 1 star performance
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what the fuck is going on
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>>75233737
maybe they're stepping on landmines
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Karma for
>thinking we will promote this season lads
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>>75233785
>>75233737
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>>75233800
not a good day for posting eh?
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>>75233839
Just you wait.
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and people call me a useless drunk
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>>75233854
Well...
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>>75234257
you dont know me MF.

captchas are getting really fuckin annoying too
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>>75234293
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>>75234301
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>>75233854
well you are leading the Useless Drunk lead
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>3 month winter break

why tho
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>>75235023
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>>75235023
>>75235041
Chilly.
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>>75235049
i get it in canada or norway, but serbia is surely too far south for this to be an issue?
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>>75235131
Serbia and Southern Ontario are virtually on the same latitudinal plane.
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>>75235224
yeah, but ontario is in canada, not europe
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>It only took 10 years for Liverpool go from >this does not slip to >this does not get relegated
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>>75235294
We also share identical climates depending on where you are in either country/province (either way, it's one of subarctic or humid continental).
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taking bets on how old he is when he maxes out
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>>75236181
19, as is tradition.
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>>75235331
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>>75236291
I could live with that I guess
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>>75236430
>18 in a month
Could you though.
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>>75237295
if he stops improving right now, I'll be mad
if he keeps improving for the next 3 years, he'll be way too good for me to keep him here
just clipping his wings a little
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>>75235023
lets you sign africans and asians, they never miss a competitive fixture
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>>75236419
>>75235331
2-5 Home loss to city, 1-2 home loss to chelsea,
1-1 away draw to chelsea
derby derbying
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MONTERO
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this is 100% toe
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I just successfully finished 4 tutorings but none of my young players have learned any ppm's. One of them even mentioned that he "learned a move or two" but they aren't there. I chose the first option in the tutor chat, did i fuck up? This is in fm17.
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>>75231715
Welcome to East European shitholes, enjoy your stay. You could argue that it's consistent with GNK Dinamo's IRL strategy of signing mercenaries to replace the youngsters they sold for huge buxx.
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>>75238198
It's just not consistent, but unless it's a move that can only be learned through tutoring, it's not that important if they didn't learn one. You can still try again later on.
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>Server unavailable, connect to teh interwebz and try again
>If problem persists, click "Continue" to open the support website (good luck with no internet SI)
More than ever, I understand people who outright refuse to buy any Denuvo game.
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>>75238890
>Try again
>Fails
>Go tot he website
Screw you SI. Just fucking screw you.
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I've been telling all my players non-stop that I can't offer new contracts because the team can't afford it. Paid loans alone pay for the team wages, nice job, Miles.
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>Personality: "Balanced"
>Balance: 2
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Is Ace any good?

what should i improve?
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>tfw just rejected a $203 million bid from man $ity for him

Feels kind of good and bad since we are in debt and now he's unhappy but on the other hand he was my first big signing and came when everyone else thought we were a step down
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>>75242279
Is that AUD?
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>>75242279
>not pounds or euros
>being in debt
>buying from barca
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Im fucked lads. Also, 8th was good enough for Europa apparently.
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>>75242781
someone might've won CL/EL
Wet Spam are on course to choke against a Maltese team like IRL in my save after getting into EL as 8th place after 6th placed City won CL (and denied Lavorpell the spot)
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>>75242858
im gonna be eaten alive this year. my squad is so shit outside of callum wilson and lanzini
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>>75242948
win EL so you can win CL while in the Championship
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>no pics from either mitch or daniel being in the stadium
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>>75242986
wew

>>75243001
who is daniel?
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>>75243010
>who is daniel?
the guy daisy fucks
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>Say that a white man looks like a monkey
>It turns out his friend's uncle's driving instructor's grandfather once went on holiday to Africa
>Sentenced to 20 years in prison
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Jesus, it must be nice being a Spurs fan these days. As long as they're not playing a top 6 team they usually have the game won after like 30 minutes.
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>18 years old
>8 caps
>Just played every game at the ACON as Ivory Coast finished runners up
>Can't get a work permit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Can I have an agent as a manager that searches out potential jobs for me?
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>>75244480
As in, as a manager can I employ an assistant the recommends jobs at other clubs/ leagues if they become available?
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>>75237696
Im only allowed two foreigners in my match squad

luckily it only takes 1100 days for someone to get a serbian passport. No idea why you would want to though.

>>75240018
just tell them there is plenty of time left on their contract, it's never failed me
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>>75244725
makes it easier to spout anti-american crap
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>>75244725
its 3 in second div

and 6 in the top flight

i have a factory of "future serbians" in my yoof teams
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>>75244921
its 2 in the second div, just saw the superleague has 6 like you said
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>>75245020
i didnt have the scouting network in second tier to sign foreigners so i never pushed the rules. i must have mis-remembered
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I am so mad Milan equalised in that way. Not because it's Milan, just because I was going to watch the game and decided to play fm instead and I can't do a post about Mitch being the new Mick Jagger anymore
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>1st qual round
lel
and it's not even a Fair Play spot
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>>75243001
we were there but no internet, wait till we get home and we'll post vids and stuff I think
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>>75243001
Terrible game until the 80th minute

No internet in stadium

Here's one
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>>75245211
cool tifo, got a pic of the milan one?
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>>75245209
>>75245211
Please do a duo stream later. Thanks.
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>>75245224
we were seated behind the milan ultras so we couldn't see it, got some cheeky vids tho, wait for it
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>>75245134
What would make me Mick Jagger

Did you guys find out about my music and fat lips
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>>75245301
The fact that you give bad luck to the teams you support when you go watch a game.
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>>75245333
>The fact that you give bad luck to the teams you support when you go watch a game.
so I guess Mitch has been frequenting Arsenal matches this year
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JANSSEN HAS SCORED IT'S AN EASTER MIRACLE
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not bad
now if only we had actually converted at least one of those CCCs
>real players choke while regens score
nice feel
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>>75245346
I mean I watch them online and that seems to curse them enough, if I went to a game I'm pretty sure Sanchez would lose a leg to an undiscovered WW2 bomb and Wenger would sign a lifelong contract
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>Get this guy offered to me by his agent
>Amazing player for my tactic, but I offer him a trial anyway, because why would you refuse that?
>Get hired by a fucking gypsy team
>Gets injured for 11 months

Karma is a bitch, isn't it?
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>>75245810
>appearances: 1
and now their manager will spend the rest of the season answering the "how are you going to cope without gallardo in this game?" question from the press, as if he had been there for 10 years
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>>75245810
does that translate to "a massive heart attack brought on by a bad case of FMRTE"?
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>>75245890
>a massive heart attack
Yes

>>75245890
>brought on by a bad case of FMRTE
I speak portuguese but I am not portuguese. As shit as I am, I don't use any cheats.
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>Real Mapoo
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>Chieti
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>>75246459
lel what the fuck is that. going into admin 10 times or something?
just looked them up and it sounds like they were only re-formed in '06 after folding due to financial problems
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>>75246459
>the absolute best they could get is 12 points
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worse than 7-1? quarterfinal, Lallana scored at 9', Lennon at 32'
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>>75246532
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>>75246617
IRL it would be, but because of how SI rate england, I'd say that's pretty respectable actually

>Hulk - off 2
kek

>>75246715
by having 5 men sent off? or something carried over from the real serie D
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>>75246715
what the fuck
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>>75246760
>May 2017
figure it's real
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>>75246760
>>75246762
I have no idea
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>>75246780
>>75246798
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016%E2%80%9317_Serie_D#League_table_6
well that's no fun at all really
I was hoping it was something that could happen in FM
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>>75246459
Move jobs to them
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>>75246617
shedding a patriotic tear for the brave british bulldogs displayed in this picture, so much better than the squad of spoilt shits we have these days bring back national service wimmin should be in the kitchen not the workplace
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>>75247075
what's wrong with you
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>>75247075
>patriotic tear
>Italian flag
Michello pls
>>75247145
he didn't enjoy tossing your salad
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>missifags blown the frick out
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>tfw people never know if I'm real or joking
>tell people old people need to be prematurely executed
>they think I'm serious

every fucking time
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>>75247302
just don't start shitting in backpacks
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>>75247302
I wonder why Dutch people would think that to not be a joke
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>belgian football
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>>75247640
>timmy simons
>2016
had no idea he was still playing
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>>75247685
Well he is
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>2 friendlies - 2 goals
why did I sign some old 20-something south american fucks to strengthen the attack rather than relying on this lion cub I poached for 5k
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>>75248120
because you know the ME is just itching to let some 195cm, 90kg centre back snap his legs like matchsticks
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>>75246389

Real Manotpoo
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>Sunderland went 701 minutes without a goal in the Prem
>the goal that ended the drought went straight in from a corner

wew
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tfw started a save and played for 2 hours before my laptop randomly died and the last save was straight after creation

kill me
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>>75249459
strim
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>>75249459
the power plug couldn't go into the Italian electrical socket?
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>>75249517
desu no i assumed it was the EU plug and it turns out they use some other ridiculous shit

but nah my laptop just dies occasionally, think it's the dodgy battery i bought on ebay from china
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>>75249537
>the EU plug
not sure if such a thing exists desu
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>roberto hilbert starting for leverkusen
I thought I'd seen the end of that meme ages ago
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>>75245209
>>75245211
>no Internet in stadium
>Italy
>first world
Pick none
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>>75236181
adios
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>>75249537
This entire post makes me think less of you.
That's kinda impressive, given that I didn't think it was possible.
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>>75249965
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>>75249992
so because I put money into building a sweet PC instead of a laptop you think less of me??? ok man
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>>75250043
>building a "sweet" PC instead of ensuring that you can tribble anywhere anytime
another classic Mitchism
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>>75250043
>gaming PCs in 2017
wew la
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>spends $5 less ensuring that he kills his laptop
>travels to italy
:thinking:
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>>75250155
it was like £30 less and i have no moni

stop the bully i don't really mind if my laptop dies

>>75250063
>needing to tribble anywhere anytime
i spend like 355 days a year in my bedroom i don't need this
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>>75250184
>he goes 10 days per annum without tribbling
also
>i have no moni
>travels to italy
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>>75250043
>sweet PC
Wait, didn't you destroy some part of your desktop PC last time? It at the very least was extremely dusty.
>>
So it is possible to know the precise mentality of a given player.
>https://community.sigames.com/topic/387989-possible-to-modify-the-mentality-bar-in-the-player-instruction-screen/
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>>75250257
>not sponging money off your parents to pay for a trip to visit some autist just because it's your birthday
pleb

also idk how but he's still in the dartford top 11 of all time

>>75250710
nah i just kicked it a few times accidentally and the heatsink accidentally fell off, nothing major :^)

it's still dusty as fuck but i am far too lazy to clean it
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>>75251033
Ozil to the Arsenal is the best FM poster on any forum anywhere ever
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>>75251044
nice to see your parents have such a positive outlook on LGBT relationships
>accidentally
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>>75251044
>He doesn't have a case with dust filters
>He allows himself to "accidentally" kick into his PC
>He doesn't even have an air duster
When I think I berated myself for weeks for losing one fucking screw in the entire case. Surely I have to get used to disappointment.
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>>75251158
I'll be totally honest I used to be very serious about keeping my PC clean but then I discovered the curse of the devil's lettuce and since then everything has gone downhill

>>75251084
Pfft I've had enough girl problems for them to know I'm somewhat straight.
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>>75231502
This lad just scored his first goal.
against Real Madrid.
with a header.
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>>75251284
Did they sign Valbuena to manmark him?
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>>75251358
>That one time the mighty Deutsche Qualität CB line let Valbuena score a header
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Hum.
>40/18
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>>75251232
>I discovered the curse of the devil's lettuce and since then everything has gone downhill
anyone spouting shit that weed is harmless should be shown a highlight reel of your streams
>somewhat
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>>75251513
agree 100% tbqh senpai
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>>75251232
If you can kick your computer it's in a terrible place
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i genuinely believe that this is the peak of my tribbling career
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>>75251671
it's either where it is now or it's right next to a sink that i piss into 5x a day

was an easy choice to put it where it is
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>>75252386
Sounds like you need to restructure your living environment.
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>Wayols
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>>75252386
>it's right next to a sink that i piss into 5x a day
Nevermind having a desk that can fit a PC correctly, you manage to dig deeper every single time you type something on your keyboard. Have you got so little (or outright non-existent) self-respect, and do you enjoy people taking digs at you so much that you have to give them even more reasons to do so?
>>
>the settlement of la liga defending
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>>75252577
>you manage to dig deeper every single time you type something on your keyboard
mitch.exe
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fucking psv.......... Why are all shit teams except us suddenly winning?
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>>75252645
You wouldn't understand why defending in the best league in the world would be difficult. Just ask Ter Stegen.
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>>75252386
have you considered defecating into a bag?
>>75252435
he needs to restructure his life
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>>75229434
Here.
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>That opening 6 minutes followed by 84 minutes of shitting the bed
>They hit the post and had one cleared off the line in injury time
>Tfw 1 point away from b2b2b2b pomotion
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>When Africans fuck up but its the perfect /trb/ meme
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>>75252930
saving this
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>>75252925
How many loan players do you have?
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>>75252930
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>>75252930
saved
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>>75253021

4.

The Lyon kid is my DLP and Pirelli is a right winger with 16 assists this season. Those two pretty much carry the team.
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Is Marq Piper Grenville?
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>>75253314
Asking for a friend
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>>75252930
kek
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It just had to be England didn't it! What a shitty draw.
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>>75252577
bro

BRO

i don't think too deeply into anything i say here

would you not piss in a sink given the option?
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>>75253463
>i don't think
we know
>>
Testing to see if I remember my trip

Anyway lads how go saves?
>>
boys can anyone teach me how to into a 4-2-3-1 when I've got a world class playmaker and an incredible inside forward please
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>>75253551
well first you set up your formation
and then you set up your instructions
and then you hit continue
and then you watch your matches
and then you make tweaks based on your teams performance
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>>75253585
thanks bud this is what i needed

went 37-1-0 with these instructions (the draw was 0-0 to hull away haha 27 shots on target 0 goal damn miles!!!)
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>>75253532
hoping an IWB slider setup works on my Spanish regen who is known for hating his managers
can't stop buying 20-22 year old players who still have a bunch of potential available
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>>75253551
set up a stream and I'll teach you while playing comfy Disgaea 5
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>>75253532

>>75252119 followed up by 3-0 with barca, this will be the second /ouryear/
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>>75253656
Ah Morzi, ever reliable

>>75253727
Holy kitty you're the man... well, the cat
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>>75253532
just started a journeyman save, feels bad when there's a bunch of shitty wingers putting us over wage budget and they're too shit to sell/loan
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Picked the lowest experience, no licence, etc., and seem to piss players off no matter what I tell them. Only a few months into the save, but is it reputation, man management, discipline or other factors that make conversations go smoother?
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>>75253711
i'm in shitaly with dan i cannot stream my darling

give me a week or so
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>>75253788
>Holy kitty
>This flag
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>>75253851
I cannot into nations
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>>75253844
you can stream from there you cunt

http://lineupbuilder.com/?sk=t6lx2

here you go
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>>75253881
how will he know what role to put his centerbacks in
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>>75253881
libero and bpd(c)

GK is a SK(a)
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>>75253803
What attributes do is written when you're setting up your manager. Don't press Space all the time.
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Found my job!
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And that's promotion wrapped up.
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>>75254006
oh wait they don't exist anymore at all. Not even a phoenix club.. Apparently this team won the Serie A in the 20s
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>>75254006
this was literally already discussed in this thread >>75246459
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>>75254389
>>75254006
I guess I should slow down, although I'm incredibly surprised that there are two Italian teams with -90 points in the same edition of FM.
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>>75254426
I mean, there's tons of clubs in Italy that go bankrupt. But this team actually has a relatively big history, although not recently.
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Is there no way to get rid of shit players in LLM? The club is overbudget on wages but I can't get any of the overpaid players out due to no other team being willing to take them even for free
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>>75254518
It's not every season you see two go up in flames and disappear so drastically. Usually you get a decade of administration relegation followed by new ownership repeated a couple times.

At least that's what I thought was the norm.
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>>75254579
Kinda sad though, they are the only team that has ever won the league that doesn't exist anymore. It has almost exclusively been won by teams that are still relevant. Except for Casale and Novese. Casale is in Serie D though.
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>>75254574

Nope. I even accept offers for some players who wanted to leave and they kept rejecting them. You just gotta let their contracts run down.
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>>75253881
>>75253961
you make me so sad sometimes
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>>75255247
why
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>>75255392
you reminded me that raumdeuters exist
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>those field stripes at st mary's
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>PAGE 5
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MILES WHY DO 5 PPL CHASE THE BALL, IT'S THE CL QUARTERS FFS
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>>75258626
>19 Finishing
>19 Composure
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>>75258688
>higuain.gif
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>>75258688
>>75258626
>.gif
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>>75258688
>cavani.gif
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>>75258688
>TORRES

>>75258717
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>>75258716
My dude show me a simple program to make dem sexy webms and I'll do it every time.
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>>75258626
Possibly because the m.e. is programmed by people that spend their weekends watching U10 football.
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>>75258716
>not .jpg
norbro on suicide watch
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>Ground sharing with Wigan
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>>75259078
Chester is south of Liverpool correct?
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>>75259165

Yep, right on the Welsh border. Which is why half my intake are always sheep shaggers.
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this smells like the start of a massive goal drought
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>>75259332
>tfw no cheeky throughball
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ok boys let's just keep this tight for the first 10 minutes or so and see if we can grow into the game, maybe steal a goal from a corner
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>Herea step up for penalty
>Herea hits the bar
>Moio scores on the rebound
>"Herea the architect"
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>>75260705
really wish Mike would drop his "charity" meme and sellout to corporations, making the hoardings actually look authentic
one of the things I really enjoyed with UEFA CL 06-07 were the adverts you'd actually see in a CL game (FIFA 07 had some meta ones like the Interactive World Cup)
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>>75261077
https://sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/31429/ad-boards
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>>75260933
>Dragicevic runs 5 feet with the ball
>Kicks from 40 yards away
>"Dragicevic did so well until the finish"
Fuck this game t b h
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>>75261104
the quality looks a bit horrendous
I'd look into it if I was playing a newer FM; luckily 12 doesn't seem to have such horribly obnoxious charity hoardings (or I'm just used to them) + Ligue 2 seems to have some licensed ones
>>
*fart noise*
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>>75261701
accurate representation of the defensive AI
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>>75245382

JANSSEN
>>
for the first time since 1998, a team other than partizan or red star will win the league

>tfw its not me
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>CL final, 88th minute, down 1-2.
>does this.
>19 Finishing, 19 Composure.
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>>75245382
>>75262424
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>>75264929
>managed to score a goal to make it 2-2
105th minute of overtime and my CB does this.
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>>75265075
>CB wearing 13

not a cool duda
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>>75265303
He had that number when I took the job, he's both CB and DM.
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>>75265452
you deserved to lose then
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>Jan 1
>club is in the process of a board takeover
>can't even talk to guys whose contracts are expiring in 6 months to make future transfer deals
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>>75267139
and now the chairman is an englishman who's pouring money into the club
what do I do, buy wingers?
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>>75267703
Sign players based off the model represented in the lower graphic.
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>>75267716
I like this idea
I need some guys who can do some damage anyway
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>his contract was running out this season, got a new one because the main striker got injured
>starts one game because all the other strikers were tired and wins the team the game
>earns a regular starting eleven spot after scoring loads of goals whenever he's brought off the bench
>scores a hat-trick to win the EL, not before being called up to play the WC for Portugal
And he's shit
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>>75268236
How does he do it lads?
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>>75268265
good at kicking the ball into the net from very close range, and nothing else. neat
well as long as he doesn't get a big head and start demanding key player status, he's probably a good guy to have around
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>>75268265
>fast
>capable of finishing
>capable of holding his spaghetti
>determined to score
Pretty good barring his awful positioning.
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>>75268319
Right after the game his agent demanded a better deal, told him to fuck off, he's got plenty of time left
Some teams are interested on him, so I'll probably sell him come the end of the season, doubt he'll be able to pull the same trick again
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>>75268349
does positioning really help someone like him who I'd guess only contributes with goals?
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>>75268377
Yes. Off the ball refers to the build of the play. Positioning refers to being in the right position at the right time to score those important golasos.
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gotta love those fair weather fans
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He can't keep getting away with it
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>>75268930
Sometimes players just play above their stats
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>>75268930
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>>75268959
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>>75268993
>41st goal of the season
yeah, don't sell
>>
Holocaust 2: This time it's real
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>>75268476
How can you have been here for a
decade and still be so wrong?
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>>75269139
6 (million) -1
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>>75269209
C L A T T E N B U R G
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shit game anyways d e s u
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>>75264929
Great save by the best goal keeper there is, ever was and ever will be.
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LETS GO BOYS LETS GET 3 POINTS AT TILBURG AND STAY IN IT
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fuuk yez we're in the quarterfinals
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>tfw diamantakos can win the ballon d'or this season
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mfw I can actually manage to win this
What can I achieve by this title, Europa League qualification? Could I even participate with my 5000 sits shithole stadium?
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>>75271756
forgot pic
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>>75271756
>Could I even participate with my 5000 sits shithole stadium?
You'll be playing in a bigger stadium if required.
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show me ur profile /trb/
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>>75268476
>>75268377

>Positioning refers to being in the right position at the right time to score those important golasos.

no it doesnt, it refers to defensive positioning you muppet
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>>75272485
>>
is it over guys?
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>willem II - Go ahead eagles (1-0)

Feel bad for our dutchfag poster
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>>75272545
the fuck's wrong with your face?
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>>75272564
I tried using the meme face generator of a picture of me
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>>75272571
I thought it was modeled after this rageface
>>
>>75272562
this ref is not going to give red even if someone beheads someone else. not strange considering knvb has pretty much fucked us all season anyways.
>>
guess his value lads?
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>>75272581
kek


>>75272601
32.5m
>>
2-0 ogre
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>>75272619
F
>>
>>75272619
F
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>>75272619
youll do a newcastle dont worry
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>>75272607
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>>75233606
You better not fuck this up.
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl
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>>75272630
Poocastle has parachute money tho'.

>>75272619
You could always consider that you'd have to be incredibly shit to be relegated from Jupiler.
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>>75272668
do you play him as Cm attack? how does he score with such shit finish, composure, first touch and longshot?
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>>75272706
in a garbage league 14 longshot is the trashman
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>>75272630
no, we'd literally have to get rid off half the players if we wanted to do that. The football was so ridiculously bad this season. And in terms of managers, I've not seen either manager have any real understanding of how to organize a defence. Again in this match Willem II was able to play through the middle all game. No pressure on either midfield or defence from the strikers. like 3 meters distance between our midfielders and theirs. It's actually laughably bad. I hope they are willing to get that dutch assistant from Klopp. If this is the standard of managing in the lower regions of the Eredivisie it's time to get some fresh blood.
>>
Anyone eles unironically watching st pauli here?

>>75272720
you should get uwe rusler, isnt he dutch?
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>>75272760
german.

I really don't fucking get how you can get a managing licence and then organize your defence like this.
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>>75272777
By not playing a three man midfield when you're incredibly shit at preventing goals.

What do you mean FM know-how doesn't apply to real life?
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>>75272706
shit league with dominating team

only juve fucks me cuz they have GOAT striker
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>>75272804
I don't understand what you are trying to say?
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>>75272818
yo, whats up with this shit
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>mfw Ajax chokes against GAE
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Is there one minute of silence at every home game for Liverpool? I feel I have seen the one minute of silence 10-20 times this season.
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>>75272839
Sorry, it was one minute of applause today.
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>>75272839
I thought that was just premier league fan culture in general desu
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>>75272828
GAE plays a 4-2-3-1 (or a variant thereof) , right? Then you play with a 3 man midfield instead to lock the space behind the defence and the midfield with an Anchor Man. Especially since your midfield can't press.
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>>75272857
Only been to one premier league match in my life, but it seems to be especially prevalent this year.
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>>75272834
your question is?
Red star attendance?
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>>75272906
more why is everyone else's attendance so shit.

we had a club come from a small place with 8k inhabitants make the top league and they pulled an average of about 2.5k attendance.

i would have thought serbs cared more about their football
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>>75272485
>scouting knowledge for vietnam

Post some vietnamese wonderkids
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>>75272961
there's none
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>>75272927
Would you say the attendances are bad, or that most, if not all of the stadiums are perhaps too big for Serbian football?
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>>75273028
half the clubs cant break 2000 avg attendance, thats pretty shit
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>>75272961
made me check

>16y old Vietnamese at Lyon
>he's shit
aw
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>>75272867
I mean as far as formation goes, we played 4-3-3 and 4-4-2. But formation doesn't matter all that much. It's about how you organize shit. There is no actual defending plan other then "we play counter so lets get them into our own half". Actual pressing in our own half happens whenever someone actually feels like it. At home it regulary happens that the audience wants the team to press, one person actually goes. But no one else goes with him, because we play counter, a gaping hole exists, the opponents exploit it and we go down. If a team is well organized that guy won't press if the audience asks him to.

We've also conceded an absolute shitton of long shots because we don't apply pressure anywhere ever because no one has a fucking clue when they have to actually press. When you play counter there is still a clear point from where actual pressure on the ball exists. We do it whenever someone feels like it.
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>>75272927
1) Small population
2) Most of the time East Euro countries aren't "Developed" (so shitty money and shitty attendances)
3) Depending of the country, the importance of the game can be rather average or even outright low
4) Shit country/league/club reputation

Don't worry, when you start to get actually relevant, your attendances will skyrocket. They however don't increase as fast in FM17 as they used to in previous versions.
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>>75272867
Even offensively it's laughingly bad. Our left winger Manu was literally playing 1 meter off our striker one match at home. He was literally occupying the centre attack position because he felt like that was the thing to do. As a result the opponent consistently went down our left flank because of the natural overloads that occur because of his absolutely retarded positioning.
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>>75272927
Man we live in worlds shit hole
only football match we care i eternal derby (red star vs partizan)
low quality and so much fixed matches, its so sad man,belive me there is no 1000 spectators per game...only morons on red star stadium
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>>75273081
>>75273112
Sounds like a nightmare. A combination of shitty management and shitty players. Terrible mental attributes and hidden attributes for sure.
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>>75273108
>1) Small population

Man, theyve got more people than us and yet all our premiership sides can at least make 2k attendance even on a bad day

>2) Most of the time East Euro countries aren't "Developed" (so shitty money and shitty attendances)

Wouldnt the ticket prices reflect that?

>>75273113
I guess fixed matches would make you lose interest fast. Are things really that bad?
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This is what my regens look like.

How do i fix this shit?
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>>75273153
>Wouldnt the ticket prices reflect that?
Don't they? These were my ticket prices the season I won the CL in Slovenia, and I believe I had set the game importance to "Very Important". The only reason I had increased the size of the stadium was because I could afford it, not because it earned me money. It actually was a complete waste of money, and still is in FM17.
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>>75273190
get miles some cosmetic surgery and a diet so he stops taking out his insecurities on our beloved regens
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>>75273153
Man ticket price in Serbia is from 1 to 6 euros
AND most of people don't buy it.Its hard to explain that to guy that lives in 1st world country


I am Partizan fan, last 3 matches came from half time deficit to late game win.

So fucking sad to watch it.


With 2k euros per month salary you can live in Serbia like a king,literally king
>>
>>75273190
Don't give SI your money.
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>>75273216
>AND most of people don't buy
you mean they have season tickets?

and dont think im clueless when it comes to organized crime, ive seen the wire, I know how shit goes down
>>
>>75273244
kek

no, example i go to stadium and tell security guard to fuck off and there, free ticket for me.
>>
>>75273244
You should look up at how Dinamo Zagreb's president organises his money laundering. It's sad, especially considering the club is supposed to be fan-owned.
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>>75273286
>Zagreb-Lyon 1-7
>Lyon through on goal difference
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>>75233606
Yo send me a message on Twitter when trb is playing, also please sub dayz on since she's gonna be watching
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>>75273323
dayz better be a fucking bucket

>>75273282
i would imagine this kind of behavior would get your ass kicked at best
>>
>>75273320
The UEFA supposedly investigated that match. Horse shit. OL's president used to frequently (and most likely still does) raid the ref's locker at HT. Bernard Tapie would be proud of that. He most likely has a couple of moles at the League too.

You know what's the toughest shit the new OM owners have to go through? Hunting ticket scalpers who make huge buxx on the back of both the club and supporters that came from very far to watch a game. OM (thanks to Bernard Tapie) used to let the supporter groups sell the season tickets. You can only imagine how well this goes. It's a fucking mafia. I can only imagine how bad it would be in Ex-Yugoslavia.
>>
>>75273323
hows Daisy doing these days
>>
>>75273402
Do u know who was Arkan?
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>>75273416
choking on roosters id imagine
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>>75273425
>>
>>75273425
why have you gotton so angry lately norbro?
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>>75273421
>Go to Wikipedia
>mfw a war criminal has a fucking statue
I don't know who he is, but seriously...
>>
>>75273447
isnt it the anniversary of CamGate?
>>
>>75273447
she hurt my boy mitch never forgive, never forget
>>
>>75273478
Arkan (Apкaн), was a Serbian career criminal and commander of a paramilitary force in the Yugoslav Wars, called the Serb Volunteer Guard. He was on Interpol's most wanted list in the 1970s and 1980s for robberies and murders committed in a number of countries across Europe, and was later indicted by the UN for crimes against humanity for his role during the wars. Ražnatović was up until his death the most powerful crime boss in the Balkans. He was assassinated in 2000, before his trial could take place.

He had own football club called Obilic (Obilic is Serbian national hero who killed Murat in battle of Kosovo 1389) He won championship easly, then got banned from UEFA cuz he is war criminal. He then bounty head of UEFA president,dont know who was there. Arkan was based
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Rate this QT
187cm
17 yo
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>>75273538
Sounds like a fascist prick, glad hes dead
>>
>>75273558
11/20
>>
>>75273558
>JR 11
>Implying JR training is useful
Looks average as fuck.
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>>75273190
disable regen face
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>>75273562
is it because of trumps bombing?
>>
WATAFAK
>>
>>75273625
maybe cause i havent gotten laid since that schizo chick on new years eve
>>
>>75273720
They are the best.
>>
>>75273736
i didnt sleep at all that night for fear she would slit my through in my sleep
>>
>>75273770
slitting through what?
>>
>>75273810
throat
>>
>>75273819
I wish someone would slit my throat after this 2-0 defeat
>>
Toornstra
14 goals at home
0 goals away
>>
>>75273847
I just realised that I will have to spend my third season in Vanarama South, so come and slit my throat as well.
>>
>>75273852
At least you guys are winning. Watch Ajax choke away the championship in a couple of hours.
>>
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Should I apply for the vacant position at My Little Pony FC?
>>
>>75273894
how did you get b ack to the united british emirates so fast mitch?
>>
>Young
>Fellaini
>>
>>75274330
would be funny to see man utd get absolutely smashed, but you get the feeling it's going to be a really awful 1-1
>>
>>75274330
Young had a few good matches as a RWB(a) last season. Don't see the point of Fellaini, other than that he is probably a sociopath and fits well into the childishly deviant spirit Mourinho tries to establish.
>>75274229
I will try to improve in all areas.
>>
>>75274330
>surprised

althlough

>no Ibra
>>
Why do I get scored everytime in the end of the match? This is starting to get stupid.
>>
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>>75274495
use touchline team talk: 'concentrate' for the whole team
>>
>>75274495
>no mid mitch team talk
>not going counter and more defensive instructions when youre up
>playing less than three strikers
>>
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>Leave West Brom to me
>>
>>75274561
Wait what? I've been using 4-2-3-1 so far. My team plays very good and dominate the whole match, but I always end up scoring 1 goal, but then comes the last 10 minutes... I don't know what happens, but I ALWAYS get fucked and one time I even managed to lose a game in the last second.
>>75274554
I always do this and put my team behind the ball, but it never works, maybe the problem is my gk...
>>
Ben Foster MOM.
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>moreno
>>
>>75273495
My nigga
>>
>Ajax
>schalke
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Bonus pic of Daniele daydreaming of regens
>>
>>75275659
>tfw not home playing FM
this was a mistake
>>
MAD MAX

another driver of the day coming up.
>>
Chelsea should consider defending.
>>
>>75275596
>>75273895
reminder
>>
RIP Driver of the day
>>
>>75275735
>the state of your skin
>>
>>75276932
>the state of puberty hit me hard
yeah kill me
>>
>>75277310
I had it much worse
>>
>>75277310
would castration suffice?
>>
>>75277539
ask my ex
>>75277483
it's temporary I guess, just gonna take pills
>>
>>75278035
you went out with a castrate?
>>
>>75278090
yesh 100%
>>
Lads, don't be like me - don't forget the /sp/erb owl. It will be broadcast on hitbox. the channel name is the 4chuanchup, but with correct spelling.

Time to panic test
>>
>>75279620
stream starts in 40 bings (6 pm bong time), we play in the first game. fuck
>>
>>75279620
>>75279703
make sure to play DayZ man she'll be watching
>>
>>75279956
are you still on talking terms with her? what the fuck
>>
>>75279956
"oh yeah, Mitch, I was about to watch it but then DeShawn came over and..."
>>
>>75280158
>>75280187
Fuck it you're right I'll block her right now
>>
shitbox.tv
slash
the fourchan cup
>>
>>75281538
don't fuck this up art

>they don't understand the not keeping a gk ondabench meme
>>
>>75281538
fuck i am on the edge of my metaphorical seat
>>
>wingers
>>
Art out
>>
ART

OUT

ART

OUT
>>
failing is a >Art
>>
>ART
>>
at least bring day-z on i need a reason to watch this 5-0 defeat
>>
Maximum rigged desu
>>
literally fucking rigged to death
>>
>THIS RIGGING
>>
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this player has
>more than 50 appearances for my club
>played more than 200 total professional games
>18 caps for montenegro
>>
Art we are getting raped
>>
ART OUT
>>
shArt out
>>
#ARTOUT
>>
>>75282095
That was embarrassing Art.
>>
>Art
>>
just waiting for the /trb/ board to renew Art's contract for another 2 years desu
>>
>>75282575
if you had to choose: Art out or Wenger out?
>>
>>75282575
>>>/arse/.
>>
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>>>/vg/174161263
for the press conference after the game

all statements were given (assertively)

after that, I stormed out of the press conference

the board and I are in contract talks, by the way
>>
torres mcilroy in
>>
>tfw I'm late for the /trb/ games
anyway, ART OUT
>>
Where to watch the games?
>>
>>75282592
yes
>>
>>75284283
would you sacrifice the rest of your life to assasinate Wenger?
note that they might name the Emirates after him
>>
>>75284277
>>75281538
but it's hitbox and not shitbox
>>
>>75284484
but it's first place and not third that wins the league
>>
>>75284431
wouldn't this be a perfectly ceramic ending to his reign, though?
>remembered as a hero
>when a new manager comes in and wins some silverware in a year or two, it's dedicated to wenger, even if that's completely absurd
>no hard feelings from fans anywhere anymore because >wengerout crowd want to distance themselves from the assassination
>but it's a clean break and he isn't hanging around as a director of football
he's even said that retirement is death
>>
>>75284535
but panties are supposed to be worn not smelt
>>
>>75284563
butters confirmed crossdresser
>>
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>>75284586
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who /profit/ here?
>>
FM 18 should come with an extra monitor to punch and rattle when defenders make costly mistakes.
>>
>>75285194
miles stress doll when
>>
>>75285205
Let's see how smug that stress doll looks when i butt-rape it after drawing a match 3-3 after being 3-0 up at half time and a rival club poaches a non-contract player.
>>
>it's a ruin a 15 match unbeaten run after being offered and accepting 8 unsuccessful job interviews in clubs 2-3 divisions above you, thus possibly unsettling your team episode.
>>
>>75285205
with a bulletproof core that squeaks "it's your tactics" every time it's stabbed or hit hard enough
>>
>>75285573
Or that lies "this year, we've massively improved the intelligence of the defensive aspects of the match engine and added thousands of realistic motion capture animations to the 3D engine"
>>
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>>75284819
I have the dubious privilege of selling my best player every year

>>75285653
it has instruments in it to detect if it's been thrown across the room and hit a wall
the next time you pick it up it snidely reminds you to take any suggestions to the Feature Requests section of the forums
>>
>>75285867
And whenever a game occurs in real life with a crazy score it gets all smug
>>
(>)we play now in the /sp/ cup innit?
>>
yes we do play now in the /sp/ cup.
Tune in and roast Art with me.
link here >>75281538
>>
>>75286228
>Posting this when there is still victory anthem and setting teams up to occur
Still at least 8 mins from kek off
>>
>>75286280
Well idk fuck off better too early than too late
>>
>>75286228
starting
>>
>Art in charge of kits
>>
>>75286406
#artout
>>
#ART IN
>>
WINGERS CONFIRMED GOAT
>>
>wingers
>>
WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT WINGERS ARE GOAT
>>
>Miles out = crippling disappointment
>>
#ARTIN
>>
#ART IN
>>
I'M NOT A SHIT MANAGER
MY TACTICS AREN'T WRONG
>>
>>75287102
>1-0 win with less shots and possession than the opponent
But it's a win.
>>
>>75287121
the best kind really
>>
>>75287140
the best kind of win puts you top of the league dominantly over your crosstown rivals after their manager spent all week chatting shit to the media

art got lucky
>>
new
>>75287461
>>75287461
>>75287461
>>75287461
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