/heem/: shane burgos edition

why do the mods only care about early threads when spergOP makes them

>>75223457

Hurricane Burgos is one of our guys. Went to my high school, friends with my brother. Hell of a guy

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>>75223570
he seems like a good guy, and he's both technically skilled and has an exciting style
my newest boy

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Was Oliveira the best grappler in Featherweight?

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>>75223663
Will Will Brooks ever beat a man named Oliveira?

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>>75223672
this card is insane
the last 6 fights on the card could all headline a fight night

Bantamweight is spicy as fuck. There are so many fun fights to make there.
>Cody
>almeida
>moraes
>lineker
>Dilly
>Rivera

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>>75223716
Cruz is still around too, though I honestly wouldn't mind if he retired and became a full-time commentator simply because he does such a good job as a commentator

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>>75215398
Sergio Pettis
Cody maybe
Aldo
Tony/Pettis
Jorge Masvidal
Moose
Jimi
Reem
JJ
Nunes

>>75223588

Yeah, he has some good boxing and heavy hands. I'm a little concerned about a few things (leaving the lead leg and chin out/still hasn't been tested on the ground), but he'll definitely make every fight exciting if he can, that's for sure.

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How happy will you be when this happens again at UFC 213

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>>75215398

Jesscia Andrade
Amanda Nunes
Germaine De Randamie
Magomed Bibulatov
Dominick Cruz
Mirsad Bektic
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Lorenz Larkin
Jacare Souza
Misha Cirkunov
Josh Barnett

>>75223742
fuck cruz's commentary, 90% of the time it's just him talking about his own career

>anything in the fight happens
>"well as a former champion myself joe..."

Why does anyone ever talk about Conor giving up his back to Nate so he could get tapped out instead of tko'd?

>NEVER BEEN FINISHED WITH STRIKES YEH. CHIN LIKE IRON YEH

Can someone tell me what was wrong with DC weigh in? Haven't people used towels before?

>>75223785
Maybe because it was over a year ago?
People talked about it a lot after 196.
>so you're a wrestler now?

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your daily reminder that dc is the real mma goat.

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>>75223780
it's not like that at all, m8
in fact, I can't recall a single instance of him mentioning his career while commentating a fight
most of the time, he's accurately breaking down the techniques the fighters are using and providing professional insight on what's happening in the fight as it happens and what may happen after that

he's unironically the best commentator the UFC has right now

>>75223663
He was dominated by Pettis.

>>75223806
>dominated by Pettis
oh shut the fuck up

>>75223672
>Eddie on prelims now

This is kinda sad.

>>75223765
>Dominick Cruz
>Mirsad Bektic
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Lorenz Larkin
>Jacare Souza
You legit just like watching men lay on each other

>>75223785
If he didn't shoot, he would have survived round 2 just fine as he survived round 3 in the rematch.

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>>75223806
talk about selective memory, jesus
the first round was very close, but I would personally say Pettis won it
Oliveira was soundly outgrappling Pettis in the second, and was doing the same in the third until he got careless and got caught in a guillotine

Fresh delbedded
https://youtu.be/B1mVbcy27yo

One of you Floridians needs to make an appearance in an episode. Sign the liability form,

P.s. I'm looking at you Springsbro.

>>75223765
that is the gayest most fedora list of boys ive ever seen

>>75223815
>>75223834

Pettis escaped back mount literally over and over again like it was nothing, and then subbed him.

I think like 50% of heem said Teymur was going to win

Who is somebody that most people have counted out that you think still has a title run in them?

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>>75223817
>the state of you
have you ever seen Cruz or Larkin fight
do you know who Josh Barnett is

>>75223837
>gayest most feodra
I don't give a fuck what a middle schooler thinks about my taste in boys, pham

>>75223806
>>75223840
The entire division was dominated by pettis

>>75223849
Sergio

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>>75223843
It was just me and maybe one or two other anons, you can search the archives if you want
Keep grasping for straws

>>75223857
Your gimick is getting kind of annoying now, even im starting to get bored of it

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>>75223843
Vanatta is a meme
He's got the Uriah Hall problem of relying way too much on unorthodox exotic techniques instead of just basic, tried-and-true methods with the occasional spinning shit thrown in for spice

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>>75223865
Not grasping straws just telling the truth, it wasn't that special.

swede was saying it way before you as well

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>>75223865
And a second one

>>75223780
what are you on about

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>>75223888
>>75223894
Where are you getting these slips from
I do remember Sweden saying that he would win, but I don't think he did before me
Doesn't really matter, tho

>>75223865
>>75223911
>implying teymoor won

>>75223792
The argument is that DC rested his arms on the towel that was being suspended by the two guys holding it up. Rather than let the towel drop to the floor they held it in place. By resting his arms on the towel the two guys consequently offloaded some of DC's bodyweight from the scale.

Towels are fine, resting your arms on them isn't.

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>>75223835
>cormier btfo

cormier vs lenny openweight
rich vs schaub openweight
lithcuck vs estonia 160
bangladesh vs dockdwarf 135

book that shit

Wow wake up to this gay sh*t

>>75223742
>un-underhooks

>>75223752
Awful list

>>75223756
>TJ knocking anyone out
Howling at this casual

>>75223765
Absolutely awful

>>75223780
This

>>75223843
Landos not good
Neithers Teymur

>>75223857
>middle schooler


>>75223878
Are you that autist from the discord?

Hold up im gonna make a new thread that isn't complete shit

>>75223920
Watch the fight, you mong
Round 1 was close, but he won two by a clear margin and undoubtedly took round 3
29-28 Teymur at worst, imo

https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Lando_Vannata_vs_David_Teymur_Full_Fight_UFC_209_Replay_Part_1/10167088

>>75223876
Gimmick implies a level of self awareness.

>>75223911
>Where are you getting these slips from
My bet account

>Doesn't really matter tho
So why do you keep posting it?
You also missed out on Masvidal who was the most obvious underdog as of recently. 50/50 for you
@me when you predict a real surprise.

Anyone else getting paid by some fuckass "employer" to do jack shit and just post on /heem/ all night?

>>75223857
you're such a faggot just stfu for once in your damn life. the threads were great until you came back with your autism

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>>75223966
>my bet account
doubt.png

if you got the fight at 2.5-1 odds and made a single straight bet, why would you make a second straight bet at worse odds instead of putting the money into the first bet

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>>75223983
Yeah I don't know what they expect me to accomplish but shitposting and watching Arrested Development for a paycheck is okay by me

Will Horror Gucchi win at Rizin 5?

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>>75223991
>>75223966
replace 2.5 with 2.9

>>75223991
I hadn't been paid yet so I just used the 6 pound left in my account. The fiver was a free bet and then I put some more on when I got paid

>doubt
Only doubt is how you'll hold up lad

>>75224058
are you autistic?

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>>75224070
just filter it
giving it attention won't help things

To keep this post on topic, do you think Misha Cirkunov has what it takes to eventually win the title, now that Rumble is gone?

>>75224049
>>75224058
Would you fucking calm down?

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>>75224087
Win the title, probably not, but he can probably break top 5

I see him beating Shogun, Teixeira and Manuwa at least. Alex and DC are a step ahead though, their games are more complete.

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Is Dominican Crust a good fighter?

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can the mods ban these two losers? its fascinating how two autists can ruin a thread so hard.

>>75224178
100%
If they banned the swede and sperg op heem would be good

>>75224087
He's one of only a tiny handful of good prospects, but he's way too green to be a serious contender. Give him a year or two and we'll see.

Looks like Mark Hunt is slated to fight Derrick Lewis in June.

>>75224344
*the stench of body odor fills the thread*

>>75224353
Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

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>Cruickshank
>Horiguchi
>Kawajiri
>Aliakbari
>RENA
I'm unironically hype for Rizin lads
I never thought the day would come but this is actually a good card

>>75224371
When is it?

>>75224371
>natty aliakbari is back
yaas

good morning to everyone

>>75223765
casual: the list

>>75224655
Good morning.

piss criedwoman btfo

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>>75224655
>memes and super serious grapplers
>trying this hard
so true

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>>75225070

>>75225070

>flag
>drumpf

lmao pathetic

who is your most appreciated female UFC fighter?

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295540/robert-whittaker-ufc-on-fox-24-open-workout-scrum-video

Robert Whittaker on fighting 'Jacare' Souza: 'Thank God it's not a jiu-jitsu match'

Do we have a webm of Jones' crotch chop to DC?

>>75225176
pull it up on fightpass

Is Brendan Schaub a good fighter?

>>75225290
Rogan ruined his career he could have been a top LHW right now.

>>75225091
>conor
>fighting welterweight ever again

>>75225300
Schlob is too fat for 205

Remember when Sage tapped to Bryan?

Fighters reactions to that really pissed me off

Tony acted like a knob, James Vick and Kevin lee where bellends as usual

Earned so much respect for khabib and cowboy

>>75225389
it was such weak banter don't be so soft

>>75225400
Tony was my favourite fighter up until then

He isn't anymore

>>75225412
dorky

Lads remember when charlie ward killed a guy?

Why Does Tony Ferguson Type Like This? Like Everything Is A Title Or Something?

He reminds me of a 10 year old trying to use "good grammar"

>>75225389

I was about to post the webm of Vick getting heemed by Dariush but realised I don't have it


/r/ing that webm

>>75225400
nah it was genuine bitterness that sage was being promoted

he's been a lot higher profile recently though after rda and now especially after 209 even though he didn't actually fight. highly doubt he would react like that today.

>>75225471
i remember it, anyone who got mad over what the fighters were saying is a pussy

Dillon Danis indefinitely suspended from Marcelo Garcia's hmmmmmmm

>>75225480
>pay starts at 40/40 instead of 10/10
>is an absolute faggot
>gets some fucking internet bullying
>fags online cry about it
what a generation of fucking babies

>>75225488
really makes me think

>>75225497
>fags online cry about it
Yeah Tony, Vick and Kevin

>>75215398

Felice Herrig
Valentina Shevchenko
Mighty Mouse
Dominick Cruz
Dooho Choi
Khalabeeb
Damien Maia
Mousasi
DC
Stipe

Who is the most unlikeable fighter?
I vote for Romero and Hector Lombard

Big lenny just called out cormier

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When is Joanna going to stop ducking Valentina in MMA? Why is she wasting her time fighting a 4'11 Brazilian?

>>75225546
yeah they're fags a lot like you, big babies. grow a pair.

>>75225620
>Who is the most unlikeable fighter?
khabib

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i am not very impressed with your appearance

>>75215398
n/a
n/a
n/a

n/a
cruz
leeroy / yair
marc / felony
maia
silva
n/a
lewis

>>75225620
twood, he's living in half of /heem/'s heads and no one charging him any rent

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Is there are live stream for the bellator budapest card?

>>75225716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnux3msxuGg


Maurice even made a remix of that

Was GSP v Bispong announced before or after Woodley v Wonderboy 2 fought?

If after do you think it was because Dana was punishing Tyron for being a shit draw and throwing two poor poor fights?

>>75225869
Before if memory serves

>>75223805
Savage Kitaoka. Cruickshank is still salty about this loss.

>>75225869
Bisping vs GSP conference was on 3rd of March, 209 was day later

>>75225869
I don't know about the timing but I think GSP views Bisping as an easier fight. Plus he gets to call himself a two-weight champ and it sets up a fight with the exhumed corpse of Silva.

This is objective boys list everything else is trash:

Joanna
Shevchenko
DJ
Cruz
Choi
Khabib
Rory
Rockhold
Jones
Ngannou

>>75223742
shouldnt have stopped it

what time are they weighing in

>>75225923
Close but:
>Cruz
>Khabib
>Rockhold
>Ngannou

Should be:
>Cody
>Tony
>Yoel
>Lewis

>>75223742
This desu. He makes the grappling a lot more enjoyable to watch for BJJ noobs like me

>>75225952
10 AM EST (now)

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>>75225923
>kebab
>rocksalt

http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/14/15289218/ufc-on-fox-24-early-weigh-in-results-live-video-updates-johnson-vs-reis-kansas-city-mma

the combatants will first weigh in earlier in the day around 10 a.m. ET

UFC on FOX 24 Main Event:

135 lbs.: UFC Flyweight Champion Demetrious Johnson () vs. Wilson Reis ()

UFC on FOX 24 Main Card:

115 lbs.: Rose Namajunas () vs. Michelle Waterson ()
185 lbs.: Ronaldo Souza () vs. Robert Whittaker ()
145 lbs.: Renato Moicano () vs. Jeremy Stephens ()

UFC on FOX 24 Prelims:

265 lbs.: Roy Nelson () vs. Alexander Volkov ()
135 lbs.: Tom Duquesnoy () vs. Patrick Williams ()
155 lbs.: Bobby Green () vs. Rashid Magomedov ()
125 lbs.: Tim Elliott () vs. Louis Smolka ()

UFC on FOX 24 Prelims on Fight Pass:

205 lbs.: Devin Clark () vs. Jake Collier ()
185 lbs.: Andrew Sanchez () vs. Anthony Smith ()
135 lbs.: Augusto Mendes () vs. Aljamain Sterling ()
170 lbs.: Nathan Coy () vs. Zak Cummings ()
135 lbs.: Ashlee Evans-Smith () vs. Ketlen Vieira ()

>predict who misses weight

>>75225975
Smolka

live weigh ins
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/14/15255156/ufc-on-fox-24-weigh-in-video

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God isn't real

>>75225975
Is picksbro around ? I'd like to have my pick taken

>>75225091
maia will get his, believe you me

>>75225992
Smolka 126 but looks like shit

>>75225992
126
lol he looks like SHIT

>>75226109
>Maia will reapeat his performance from UFC 112
>Tyrone will repeat his performance from UFC 209
>we will all fall into a coma

>>75226109
Woodley is a bad matchup for him. Great TDD and powerful striking plus Maia tends to gas pretty badly.

>>75226102
Is waterson a hafu?

>>75226121
>>75226123
Damn, he really should put on a bit of muscle mass and move to 135, this shit will be the death of him

>>75225620
Mighty Mouse
TJ
joe lauzon
Maia
Machida
LHW is a dumpster fire
Hunt/Werdum
>>75226133
Tyrone "kickboxed by jake shields" woodley has some holes in his game

JACARE LOOKING GODLY

*chomping intensifies*

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>>75226121
>>75226123
Was it better or worse than this dead man?

>>75226140
i want intercourse with this bald head girl
it's my secret fetish desu

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Fuck me Jacare looks small af now

>>75226160
>Tyrone "kickboxed by jake shields" woodley has some holes in his game

Sure he does but i think he has improved quite a bit since then. Shields has better cardio than Maia too. If Maia is unable to get early takedowns he will gas out and start getting more desperate. He was shooting from way out vs Brown in the third and got a point deducted for timidity in the 5th vs LaFlare because he was so gassed (in a fight he completely dominated before that).

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>>75226165

>>75226181
top secret Cuban steroids has Yoel Romero, Joe

>>75226165
about the same, he needed a towel this time

wtf spergy everyone hates you now what happened

Reminder that Shittaker is a NZ product. He is NOT australian

>>75226186
I think woodley is such a front-runner that Maia takes it with just one takedown. All these blacksplosive guys have some mental problems when they're losing a fight. Wonderboy's problem was that he didn't turn up any pressure, just kickboxing from afar.

>The Ultimate Cutting Championship

>>75226198
Leave NP alone. He has been on topic this entire thread.

>>75226203
>>75226186
also, maia for sure has become a different fighter since the anderson silva days

>>75226203
Woodley is very difficult to take down though and probably even harder to hold down. I would favour Maia over Wonderboy but I think Woodley beats him pretty handily. Although, Maia could probably sneak a round standing up if Woodley is overly cautious.

>>75226213
sure but the fights I've mentioned have been recent. He will gas himself out if he looks for takedowns and doesn't get an early sub.

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>>75226181
He looks the exact same you retard. How does it feel belonging to country without a single good fighter?

This broad doing the weigh ins pronounced names better than goldberg and rogan those blithering lazy idiots.

>>75226238
why are jacare fans such homers lol

New Embeded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un-722TV89Y

>>75226231
>>75226219
for sure if maia doesn't get to ride woodley for a round it looks pretty bad. Woodley is pretty gassy himself though. But it doesn't matter because Maia will get snubbed the next two or three times while woodley looks for nick diaz or GSP

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>>75226239
JO HANA

YUNG GAY CHEICK

>>75226259
YEE ON JAY CHICK

some random guy just weighed in, probably a fan or something

>>75226259

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiZs8Kq2kM0

fucking rogan

Someone should do the towel thing for bants

>>75226252
Homers? Is that a Canadian thing?

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>>75226271
Don't forget to bring the towel !

>>75226276
some people in the usa use it

>>75226317
What does it mean?

>>75226271
they will probably get fined

>>75226321
Being delusional about your hometown team (your boy Jacare in this particular situation)

>>75226321
slang for homos

>>75226201
Still an abbo

"jacare looks the same"

>I don’t really feel confined to just fighting the number one contender,” he said. “I am not going to be the only weight class in the UFC that has to stay true to that old rule set, when everyone is showing us that that the game is really wide open for giving the fans the fights they want to see.

>>75223457
Would you have stopped it there /heem/?

>>75226411
This is a pretty funny thing to say considering the rankings are 100% controlled by the promotion.

>>75226454
No they aren't, unless someone tested positive

They control the media people that get put on the panel tho

>>75226454
dont be racist

>>75226505
Not sure I totally believe the stuff about polling. But even if you give them the benefit of the doubt, they still have a really micro level of control over everybody in the media.

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>>75226631
It's the reason he weighed in at 206.2

funkbedded
https://youtu.be/wCkikA8LLVs
https://youtu.be/wCkikA8LLVs

you want me to dye my hair blonde?

>>75226731
>The Fuckmaster

why is this allowed?

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>>75225869
>throwing two poor poor fights

>>75225923
>Rockhold
lol no

>>75226329
Not for their actual weigh in, just pretend to do it to give everyone a laugh and then weigh in normal

>>75226276
never heard of it

>>75226333
this one makes sense

>>75226335
this one is just stupid

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Who should be her next fight?

>>75227120
Edmond

>>75227120
Ariel Helwani

USADA moose will destroy jacare in a rubber match

And wide man's camp is a bunch of dumb ass guidos

>>75226181
literally looks the same, le jacaroid meme is absolute cancer

>Despite being the current UFC champion with the most title defenses, Johnson said he has not been given a new belt every time he has defended his title. Instead, Johnson has just kept the one he had already won in the inaugural flyweight championship bout back in 2012.

wtf

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Stitch Duran was never my friend

>>75227148

He's literally a roiding meme and got destroyed by romero

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>>75227151

>>75227151
Jon Jones talked about that being the case years ago on Jimmy Kimmel's show

>>75227171
DC has 3 belts
Every Champ usually gets a new one per defence

>>75227157
THATS NOT ME

>>75227182
jimmy asked him do you get a belt every time
jon said nope just this one, they stopped doing that

>>75227207
DC literally just won his 3rd belt last week

>>75227207
it should just be one belt getting passed around for generations desu

>>75227207
This is true, the one used in the cage/press conference etc is fake gold. If the challenger wins they givethem one made with real gold later

Conor said

>>75227232
whatever i don't know what the truth is i'm 100% sure that's what jon said on kimmel's show

>>75227254
Yeah I'm not saying you're wrong, he might've said that but DC does have 3 belts and I don't think he went and bought a replica so he could say it

how else is dana supposed to pay for $160,000 sabertooth tiger bones?

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With the way things are going they'll probably make the fighters buy their belts from the online store.

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Angela Hill vs. Alexa Grasso who wins?

>>75227324
>yfw coaches are using heem webms

>>75227324
Sounds like he is using the fightpass app instead of UFC.tv. There is slow mo and it is very easy to rewind on the website.

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>>75227418
real fight fan detected

I have literally heemed all your fathers who were weak embarrassments

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Who can stop the madman?

>>75227441
Split decision

>>75227163
he at least got a draw against Romero, who grabbed the cage flagrantly twice and didn't get a point taken

>>75227441
>weaving without countering
>not just walking backwards if you're not gonna counter

Literally retarded fighter

Wgaf about ufc, RIZIN is this weekend

>>75227485
he was just fucking around at that point, he knew he'd got Evangalista beat, he also lands a lead right as a frustrated Evangilista walks toward him

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>>75227328
Hill

>>75227418
Not the point at all

>>75227485
>wants him to walk straight back
he threw 1 punch anyway you fucking idiot

anyone else hope masvidal gets backpacked?

>>75227485
also >>75227522 this
if he went straight back he would've got stuck on the fence which any MMA coach will tell you never to do

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>>75227426

>>75227522
you dont know what a counter is

you dont understand why simply getting out of range is a better decision than weaving if not countering

you are literally autistic and probably fell here from WWE

>>75227324
>he can't afford $10
>GIB FITEPASS GIB RAISE GIB TITLE

>>75227514
>people unironically think this womanlet will beat joanna

>>75227485
It's called showboating

>>75227559
Joanna has a questionable chin and questionable defense, it will get her in serious trouble one day and Andrade can crack, not sure if now's the time tho

>>75227552
no, you don't know shit about striking, probably watched one video on it and now are shitting up this thread, kill yourself

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>>75227559
>dropped by claudia
>dropped by kookers
pooana is done

>>75223742
Such an elegant spo-

>>75227559
t. Kah J'wel

>>75227604
>TKO'd by Liz Carmouche

Andrade is wasting her time and money on camp

>>75227627
Brown belt, here. Do you want to fucking go? Keep in mind I've also trained muay thai for several years now. I'll fly to your shitty irish town, kick your ass, fuck your mom, and then be back on the plane in time to hit the beach the next day.

I'm fucking serious, kid. We can do this. At my gym we immediately correct little shits like you that walk around with an attitude problem.

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>>75227647
>cutbaby lanklet
>dropped by 115'ers

>>75227554
Read the whole screenshot.

>>75227584
JJ comes from a MT background and Hill had a lot of success tying her up with the Thai cinch. Andrade's going to get nailed on the outside with kicks and smothered on the inside I think.

>>75227658
I was abused and tortured a lot as a child, I'm pretty sure you cannot hurt me.

>>75227584
>questionable chin
>questionable defense
>never stopped in ~100 fights
lol

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>>75227668
>roided womanlet
>subbed by soccer moms

>>75227682
wew
sorry

>>75227671
he can watch dan hardy's patrician breakdowns, if his fighter isnt known enough to be on one then he might as well retire desu senpai

>>75227559
She's a lesbian so that give her a passive bonus on her strength stat

>>75227690

You would be, lets just say, I didn't need to learn how to fight, it was my nature.

>>75227671
Joanna has a great jab and Andrade is just generally a very back and forward fighter. I like Joanna overall and Andrade in spots in this fight, and generally it's better to go with the fighter that will win most of the rounds.
>>75227686
She keeps her head straight up when she throws, it got her hurt exchanging with KK (who ate about 150 head strikes and wasn't rocked even once), and Gadelha dropped her with a jab and an elbow. Her problems are definitely there, it's just that she does enough other stuff well that her opponents can't exploit them particularly often.

>Waterson is underdog vs Namajunas

free money, practically

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Besides the fact that he has a fake belt and hes a fat ass weight cheater and a boring as fuck fighter with no charisma and is cocky in literally the shallowest division in the sport why is he disliked?

>>75227728
he's a smug knowitall

>>75227692
Well he could do that anyway because he already had a subscription to FP

>>75227728
Awful smile

also, Tim Elliott vs Smolka is gonna be a spicy manlet fight

>>75227728
I don't get it desu, he seems like a really jovial guy. Sure, he's smug but he always keeps it playful.

I really don't like the whole mandrama shit he pulls though, if I gotta be honest. All the speeches the other night were pretty cringy.

remember when cangela hill got cut after rose punched her in the mouth and choked her out in 10 seconds

>>75227728
>hating on the goat
go train jon, you dont want to be exposed twice do you?

>>75227728
>with no charisma and is cocky

Oxymoron

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>>75227734

>>75227719
Rose is the better fighter though

>>75227780
nah

>>75227780
I feel like Rose's only strenght was throwing weird, unorthodox meme attacks.
As soon as her coaches tried to make her fight technically her low skill really came through imo.

andrade is a fine meme pick but a stupid bet given where the odds are

another thing to consider is joanna has been training with literally the best in the world, whereas jessica isnt' accomplished in any area and had to take another fight just to pay for a camp

is she going to attempt slams in a 5 round fight with joanna? wewlad

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>>75227758
Hmmmm

>>75227809
she was beating KK handily from the outside but then kept clinching for some reason. I think her ground game is better than Waterson's too. Rose's mental strength is dodgy though. Anyways should be a good fight.

>>75227682
Was it a priest?

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>>75227822
>look like shit
>roid and get caught
>needing dick pills in your 20's
its almost as if he knew dc would btfo him without "dickpills"

>>75227810
She could catch JJ early on with something, maybe drop her and then jump on a guillotine.

>>75227810
We'll see how strong she is if she gets her nose split open by an elbow.

>>75227810
I think she can win because she's a great athlete, is very explosive and punches very hard. JJ's chin looks to be showing its cracks. I think Andrade can overwhelm her with her speed and power and get the stoppage.

>>75227852
Tbf, I haven't watched a lot of Waterson but from what I've seen she seems like the typical well rounded mma fighter, and she is quite good for WMMA skill wise. I can see her wrestlefucking rose, or even just winning via higher fight iq, determination and pressure.

Andrade is literally the toughest challenge for Joanna in her division, anyone counting her out is a casual

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natty GOAT

>>75227907
agreed desu

>>75227936
not natty
not GOAT

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>c-chad is too good of a wrestler! there's n-no way conor can win!

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This kid is supposed to be the next big thing. Apparently he is the best European prospect since McGregor. I've seen his highlights but don't really see why he is so highly rated.

Is Conor v Mayweather actually a thing

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USADA'd

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>>75228017
>best european prospect since Mcgregor

>>75228017
He has a submission loss to amirkhani if that makes you doubt him any more

>>75228034
>still looks better than the entire /heem/
Lel.

>>75228017
Ngannou is the top Eurocuck prospect atm

>>75228070
Amirkhani is legit, no shame in that especially considering Tom is quite a but younger

>>75228060
he wassn't really hyped coming in to UFC

>>75228070
I saw that, I don't mind an early career submission loss to an bigger guy. Its just that the Heavy Hands guys are hyping him up to be some absolute beast who can beat up top 5 guys right now.

finna succ

>>75228016
>Mcgregor was in a y-yacht and Nate was a welterweight

>>75228110
I saw his last fight at BAMMA, clearly super talented, put also clearly a JackWink product, so his hands aren't that great. Everything else seems to be in order though.

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NEVER FORGET

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muy buena la foto de la bikini rosa
a mi me gusta stephanie mchahon
pero más cuando era una pendeja

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>The Poopetually Poosada'd Poosage of Ronaldpoo ''Jacapoo" Pooza

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Is Tim Kennedy going to make it?

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>>75228203
Where? he's on another deployment, probably gonna be fine after killing people again.

>>75228176
*breaks your entire body*

Speaking of which - what's with Jacare hate?

Dude would literally snap Bisping in half.

>>75228213
>he's on another deployment

no hes not lol he isnt even active anymore
if he is doing something it isn't with ODAs but rather triple canopy or some shit if he is in the DC area

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>>75228232
everyone would snap BisPoop in half, thats why they are having him defend the belt against a 47 year old and a WW that hasnt fought in 3 years

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>>75228213
>biometrics and atmospherics of your existence

>>75228232
Hes constantly fed bums and loses to top level guys.

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>>75228213
>tfw USADA'd and PTSD'd

STOP WATCHING MMA

>>75228255
Mousasi, Okami, Vitor, all Top 5 wins

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>>75228213

>>75228285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rr2GBUClss

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>>75228071
What the fuck did you say about me?

>>75228301
she wasn't kidding when she said she was pissed at herself for tapping in the rose fight

>>75228316
I take that back.

>>75228316
God damn I didn't know guns like that are legal in Lithuania

does everyone in eastern europe have really good bunda from all the squatting?

>>75228281
Bum, bum and a 40 year old bum

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>>75228360

>>75228381
Top level guy, top level guy, top level guy

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>>75228378
>eastern europe
>bunda

>>75228301
>this awful music

what the fuck lol

>>75228381
>40 year old bum
>Still 6 years younger than last title challenger

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>>75228408
wikipedia says lithuania is northern europe!

does a guy who is not a fighter have a chance with a UFC/MMA chick?

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>>75228431
Soviet Union is as Eastern Europe as it gets lad, don't let them fool you

>>75228449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Europe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuania

FAKE NEWS?

Anyway

Next sunday my trainer allowed me to finally bang.

Finally I will get to get KOed