/mls/ general - UNITED general + /ayy/

>making it early
fugg right off, posted before i could.

>>75210976
are you >implying people posting on United should be thrown off?

>>75211039
I wasn't, but I am now.

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>soon

Redpill me on the MLS. Who should I give a shit about? I'm a braves fan so I should root for ATL United?

OMAHA

>>75211133
>Atlanta is such a trash city that they don't even think to support their own team
Truly a plastic franchise

>>75211133
>the MLS

>>75211207
>flyover on salt mountain. Repeat flyover on salt mountain.

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Gentle reminder that Fire have the best shirts

https://club25football.wordpress.com/2017/02/09/chicago-fire-2005-home-shirt/

>>75211133
>not rooting for your local team

When will the MLS implement traditional football rules?

>>75212310
they....pretty much already do?
everything is the same except for
>no pro/rel
>post-season playoffs that have nothing to do with pro/rel
>a salary cap and a fistful of byzantine rules relating thereto
Oh, and they play during the summer, but all the US leagues do

>>75212379
No relegation

How do you feel about Drogba at PHX?

>>75212400
good fucking luck with that one
soccer isn't popular enough here yet for a team to survive relegation

>>75212511
Relegation makes it more interesting, not less

Otherwise the teams on the last places don't fight for anything

>>75212506
it's a meme
remember when he refused to play on turf in MLS?
that was GOOD turf
he's gonna look at some of the fields they're playing on and NOOOOOOOPE the fuck out of there

>>75212310
>the MLS

>>75212531
most fans will agree that pro/rel as a concept is fabulous
but nobody actually wants to see THEIR team fall specifically

>>75212531
We've got like 50 something pro teams
American soccer couldn't survive the constant flux

Plus there is a humongous gap between MLS and the NASL and USL

>>75212651
there's probably enough quality teams between the NASL and USL to form a proper second division, not that far removed from the quality of MLS play

the trick is combining them together

I suspect we might start to see this happen as some of the "weaker" teams bail out to USL's planned third division in a couple years

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>>75210919
>United OP
>broke the streak of OPs incorrectly including the 'time since United scored a goal'

Now this I like!

>>75210976
>buttblasted Dynamofag

>>75212777
former OP here:
Two threads had the "time since DC scored a goal" link. At the time the first one was created, DC hadn't scored a goal in some time. Then it popped up on the more recent thread after DC had played a game (and scored a goal), that was likely just lazy copypasta.

Glad this one got it right. Also, no weeaboo shit:

SHIT NOT ALLOWED IN /MLS/:
Conservatives
Weeaboo shit
Houston

>>75212902
>Being a libcuck

>>75211133
>I'm a braves "fan"

Do you live in Atlanta or the surrounding area? Go for ATL UTD.

Are you a bandwagoning faggot who lives in one of the other 49 states or outside the US, who arbitrarily starting following the Braves based on a successful season on the random day you decided to start following baseball? Knock it off, and cheer for the MLS team geographically closest to you. This isn't difficult.

>>75212968
>ha liberals suck
>gonna go watch soccer now

Select uno.

>>75212777
not a dynamofag brev, they are >our little bro, but anyway, wasn't gonna make it a go team x thread.

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>>75212902

New countup clock
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/13189/amount-of-time-since-doop-won-a-game-august-27-vs-sporting-kc

>>75213118
fugg, I'm scared that of >my team being the first win for pood<

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>>75213170
>>75213118

>>75213095

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

>>75212310
Never probably

the team names in MLS are fucking horrid

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Reminder that it's our destiny to become a top 10 league

>>75214462
>horrid
you have to go back

>>75214343
>tea men

>>75214500
how does one interpret that shit.

>>75215534
>non weebs on my 4chan

Get the fuck out and go back to le redddit

>>75215563
>enjoying this kind of garbage.
My condolences.

>>75215596
>thinking he's fitting in when we have always been a weeboo board and website

I get it, you're fresh from r/soccer but Im afraid you've overstayed your welcome here.

>>75214500
>narutard
just kys yourself kiddo

>>75215596
You have to go back.

>>75214343
>LAFC over LA Aztecs
>San Diego Footy McFooty Face over San Diego Sockers
>Minnesota United over Minnesota Kicks
...actually this was a good change
>FC Edmonton over Edmonton Drillers
>FC Dallas over Dallas Tornado
even though they're both shit names
>NYCFC over New York Cosmos
>Toronto FC over Toronto Blizzard
both are objectively good though imo
>Atlanta United over Atlanta Chiefs

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>>75215852
>imbyling this logo isn't better than some gay bird

>>75216130
Don't talk shit about >Loon

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Reminder to watch OTA mls games, and no your janky streams from laddit don't count.
tired of getting shown up my lelgamx

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>>75215674
>>75215702
Sure kiddo whatever you say.

>>75215702
>>75215674
4chan is now weaboo as Facebook is always Harvard

Go find a safe space elsewhere.

>>75212777
chekt

>>75216447
>b-but w-we're all redddit now!

Drink bleach and die reddittor

>>75216258
>2017
>still paying for a cable subscription
ishygddt
I wonder if they count MLS Live in >our viewership numbers

>>75217843
i said OTA dumdum, so big fox games. check your local listings

>>75217886
I don't have cable
I go to pubs to watch OTA matches

>>75217903
Why are you still bringing up cable? dgaf if you have it or not.
And not everyone has a local bar to watch games in, but they should have an antenna to watch games on fox at least.

>>75217956
Aren't FS1/ESPN cable channels?

>>75218032
that's why I specified to tune in to OTA matches in the post you/whomever first replied to.
bonus motivation would be for them to showing more games on big fox and not espn 7 or whatever.
gonna keep getting shit ratings in those cable channels if they are going for the millennial crowd, who are cord cutting like no tomorrow.

>>75218100
MLS should honestly just go all in on streaming

>>75218125
yeah no shit, but they will keep on with their local cable channel bullshit.
not everyone wants to deal with vpns to get their in market team available on mls live

Soccer has no place in our beautiful country
#notmyfootball

>>75219248
>our

>>75216258
>our league
>our league now run by billionaires
>tired of our billionaire league getting shown up

quit aring about the league's success as soon as every team brought in their own overpaid memes and its now a regular thing

>>75214343
>tfw this summer I'm finally going to make my comprehensive pro soccer map for each year

I still don't know when to start it at though. Debating between 1914 (first year of US Open Cup) or 1968 (first year of old NASL)

>>75219990
>finally
won't hold my breath, I'll believe when I see it

>>75217775
What does Reddit have to do with this?

Confirmed mad for Chads posting on 4chan and making it our own.

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC Ups
>tfwnoqt3.14SSS

;_;

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>>75220291

>>75220182
>Chads
>4chan
Kek

>>75220291
>tfw $5300 refund
Wtf I love the IRS now

>>75218125
It's ahead of its time.

when does atlanta play? only team worth watching

>>75212902
>SHIT NOT ALLOWED IN /MLS/:
>Houston
Says the butt blasted revs fan

>>75212902
DUDE RAISE TAXES

>>75220649
>soon

>>75220842
revs not allowed here either, fuck bandwagons

>>75220613
>interest-free loan to the federal gov't
i don't get this at all lids

>>75220901
>implying the revs have a bandwagon

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>SOON

>>75221046
this is what people say when they've never owed 10k due right now to the feds. post your returns, fgt.

>>75221143
>owing taxes
I don't understand how you got yourself into such a position

>wrote the state a check for $27
>got a federal refund of $84
>made almost $50K last year
why is this so difficult for people, it's EASY to set your tax allowances to not have to wait on your money or owe big in the spring

>>75221230
when you make more than you expect to. it's a simple concept. we really should vote on tax day and not have the automatic payment system we have.
the only time most people think about taxes is when they file. most of us are too busy shitposting.

>>75221307
Do you own a business or something? Taxes get taken out of my paychecks automatically

>>75221307
>we really should vote on tax day and not have the automatic payment system we have
LIBERTARIANISM LMAO XD

>>75221331
or go to a simple tax code and abolish the IRS.
>tfw your tax dollars pay the salary of people who do nothing but collect your tax dollars

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Give us our team now!

>>75221386
any county not touching the pacific might as well be nevada keke

>>75221329
unless you make an annual salary with no variable benefits or bonuses, you'll never come as close as >>75221241 claims. if you're uncertain, you're much better off either stashing money just for uncle sam or muh interest free loan. it's the same either way unless you're investing your money (in which case you'll owe on that too).
come up short on tax day and shit can get difficult real quick. it's more about not worrying about fines and whatnot than it is about muh 2 points on that refund.

>>75221369
as if those companies making a killing off the convoluted tax code would let that happen.

>>75221466
which is why we should vote and pay on the same day

>>75221369
>thinking everyone will be 100% truthful on their taxes and that the money will collect itself
>>75221466
Joe Blow doesn't even touch 99% of the tax code, he just THINKS he needs to go get his taxes professionally done by H&R Block (instead of filling out a fucking 1040-EZ himself) because they paid Michio Kaku some money to be in a commercial and because OMG THE IRS WILL STEAL YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU GET IT WRONG!!1!

>this is now a tax q&a thread.

Will taxes pay for a Revs stadium?

;_;

>>75220649
Why is Atlanta so plastic?
Is that city known for literally anything besides the airport?

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>>75216130
>mad
>at the loon

>>75222381
It burned down that one time

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I hope anon will watch NWSL with me

>>75223278
fuck off, you abandoned us for France

>>75222422
Also Coca-Cola, the CDC, and Walking Dead. That's probably it though.

Tonight's games (EST):

Philadelphia Union vs NYCFC @ 7PM
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Seattle Sounders @ 10PM
San Jose Earthquakes vs FC Dallas @ 11PM

New York Red Bulls II vs Orlando City B @ 7PM

Sydney FC vs Newcastle Jets @ 3:35AM
Adelaide United vs Western Sydney Wanderers @ 5:50AM

>>75222381
Racism and killing MLK Jr

>>75225751

Those first three are already listed in the OP, you unimaginable sperg.

usl vs ayy when?

>>75225751
Almost forgot:

Independiente U17 (Ecuador) vs River Plate U17 (Argentina) @ 6:30PM
New York Red Bulls U17 vs Flamengo U17 (Brazil) @ 8:15PM

>>75225768
when I give a shit i'll let you know, i'm trying to bump the thread here

>>75225778
Those games have already been played

>>75225778
>need to bump the thread
>posts something that's already been posted instead of quality bants

Sperg.

>>75221096
>implying the revs own anything.
they live in their mom's house still.

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>>75226362
QUALITY BANTS

>>75226362
pls no bully ;_;

MINNESOTA

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>>75225755
wtf are you talking about. Atlanta is literally the birthplace of MLK and the whole civil rights movement. He was shot in Memphis.

>>75227802
>Atlanta is the birthplace of the civil rights movement
Yet another reason to hate that trash filled city

>>75227842
>racist basement nerd

hows that working out for you?

>>75227885
Pretty well. I don't live near minorities

>>75227802
>Atlants influences everything
Tell that to William T Sherman

>>75227911
what about when mom kicks you out and all you can afford is a shitty apartment with minorities right on the other side of your paper thin walls.

>>75227957
That'd be a problem if I lived with my parents in a state filled with minorities, thankfully I'm smarter than that

>>75227969
Calm down Ohio

>>75228009
>Ohio
>not riddled with minorities
Top kek

>Drew Moor diagnosed with irregular heartbeat
Is this a fucking epidemic?

>>75227957
you move away from whatever location that is

NYC
Caps
Quakes

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>>75227842

What an odd thread

>>75228921
Sometimes I think it's safer outside.

>>75228921
taxes, white superiority, and revs.
these damn games better start soon.

>>75228921
it's an even bread

>Chris Wondolowski has never played in a World Cup Qualifier but has played in every summer tournament since 2013.

What the fuck?

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>Resv

>>75228888
>trollget

what a waist

>>75227802
>no person from Atlanta ever said anything bad about MLK,and there's no history of racism in Georgia

GLAD WE GOT THAT SETTLED

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>tfw not /goingtothegame/ today or next week

One the other hand who /coldstonerplank/ here?

games on i guess
glad doopfags were run out of the thread

>>75232331
You'll never get rid of us senpai

stream? i cant find shit

>>75232655
espn

>>75232717

>i can afford cable

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I tried to like MLS for awhile but honestly, American soccer is just kindof trash. The biggest reason it's a meme is that in large part soccer in the US is not, outside of Hispanic communities, a working class sport like it is everywhere else in the world, its biggest constituents are middle and upper middle class whites. So it will, at least for a long while, not have the authentic kindof feel European soccer supporters have, and for that reason it gets worse because these fags try to emulate the Europeans, because their already rich liberals who love everything Europe, so we have a bunch of teams with "Fc" "United", although I don't mind simply calling them by the city name, stuff like that is a meme, and the printing of supporter chants, no smoke bombs ect. The thing MLS does right is the playoffs with the final game between the two finalists, but they NEED a relegation system, as all sports do.

What do u niggers think

>>75232753
Is this new copypasta?

So we got a team trying to play possession ball without the talent and the other is the Union

interesting

>>75232781
Yes

>>75232655
red diirect

Seriously Sapong has the worst first touch since old le toux

>>75226362
ahahahahahahahahahaha

>Ring's shoulder

He earned that yellow card.
Well played, Lad.

first time watching mls desu


not impressed teams look fucking shit

>>75233319
>it's automatically shit because it's American soccer

Don't watch then fag

>>75233361
never said it sucks because its soccer. its just not that good.

>>75233319
>watching Man City C vs DOOP
>expecting good soccer

That's our Union!

Perform adequately for a little bit then give the game away #SugarmanOut

>>75233390
MLS is better than the most soccer leagues in the world, if all you care about is watching the highest possible level you're in the wrong place, if that's all you want just be a customer of a premier league team

Cmon DOOP
Don't give a reserve team any points

>>75233856
Mls isnt even the best in North America, let alone the Americas, let alone the world.

>Next BWP
BWP scored 1 goal his first season
Simpson already has one

Also Jay Simpson scored 1 goal in 21 appearances in the Thai league

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who /atlanta united/ here

I admit that was pretty cool

>>75234140
Read what I said, it's better than most in the world, Liga MX is better than most euro leagues, again, if all you care about is public opinion and highest level be a customer of England Spain or Germany

>MLS goalkeeping

Who else worst season in existence here?

>>75234313
>tfw no Van gf

based Villa with another late goal for more fantasy points.

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Dicsuss.

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>Philly

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>David Villa trending
>see why

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>>75235016

>>75234504
That's not really a high bar to set considering most countries league are completely poor and corrupt

>>75234504
God you make us cringe so much, Doyle. Just fucking stop

UNION DELUSION!

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>>75234313
>Soon

>>75234504
>its better than most in the world.

Who cares. The best leagues are in europe and right now it wouldnt even touch the top 15 leagues there.

No webm?

>o-our academy will be great in 10 y-years!
t.Union Delusioners

>>75235610
MLS would be a top 10 league in yurope

>>75235498
shut the fuck up idiot you post this doyle shit every day to discount people when you dont know a fucking thing

>>75235422
exactly, by default we're better than most in the world

>>75235700
>t. has a shit academy that his team doesn't invest in

I'll still be here when the Union take their rightful place as constant trophy contenders on the backs of the youth and you wont hear the end of it

just wait

us blue and golds are coming

and our kids are gonna shit on whatever irrelevant state/academy you have going for you
JUST WAIT

>>75233739
Why hasn't anyone bought the Union?
They have fans and are in a big market

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Fuck that chicano in goal

>>75235937
[delusion intensifies]

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>>75236150

>turf
How the fuck do people still justify playing on these type of surfaces. Such many cases.

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>>75236182

Reminder to not respond to doyle autism. We dont need yuroboo shitposting here.

>>75236130
Because Sugarman (I think) is a literal real estate jew who knows he can sit on the Union and sell them for major profit through as least possible of his own money. Even though our academy is among the highest spenders in the league, the majority of that comes from one of our other owners, not Sugarman who is known as the top dog in the Union world

>>75236315
Are you speaking from professional experience?

>Sporting fans getting Howard suspended
Fuck Kansas City

>>75236622
keking out loud

>>75236557
Do you ever notice how turf doesn't give like grass does. Their joints don't twist naturally. Its like watching rubber twist.

>murder ball.

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DAWKINS ISNT STARTING DAWKINS ISNT STARTING

THE FUCKIN SEASON IS SAVED

SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME A KEK THE FUCKING EARTHQUAKES ARE BACK BABY MY FUCKING WORD WE ARE FINALLY FUCKING BACK NO FUCKING SHITTERS WHO DONT PLAY D DONT PASS DONT DO SHIT FUCKING YASSSSSSSS

>>75237526
YOU'RE STILL GOING TO GET REKT TONIGHT LMFAO

>>75237526
Simon Dawkins is a DP?
Fuckin wew lad

WHERE'S THAT DUMB MOTHERFUCKER TELLING ME BINGHAM IS BETTER THAN GONZALEZ? LET'S GO FCD

>>75210919
streams?

>>75234791

neat

>>75237807
facebook

>>75237779
He needs to be nowhere near the national team though

>>75237779
Bingham IS better....but Gonzalez is younger with more potential

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT WAS THAT

He kicked the post lmao

pay money to expensive striker man ---> receive goals
it's surprising how rarely this actually works

>Flounders

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COME ON SEATTLE

>>Colman

>Johnny Johnson

why isn't thompson starting more?

Feels like Urruti's about to do something really stupid

>>75238935
lmao ok
URRUTI AND ACOSTA

>>Quakes
>>defense

selecta uno

>week you finally trade Acosta and this
fuggg

>>Ceren

>Sallad

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Oh fuck off

Atiba Harris gets the start and will lose his spot to Grana once again

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>>75237776
>>75237591
>>75237526
SAY

MY

NAME

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>stoppage goal to cuck sounders and now sallad

Is it, dare i say it, back?

>>75239519
I am 100% fine with another meme season

>>75239519
should have never been a thing scum

>>75239519
we're fucking back boys

>Sallad

>second week in a row a clean sheet goes to shit in the waning minutes
goddamn MLS Sawker™ defending

Based craps shitting on sallad bars

>>75234791
THAT'S MY SHIT

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Who here /gameday/

>>75240254
fuck off, chris

>>75240305
Well memed

Freddy montero david villa golden boot race

>dallASS defending

>>75240636
>Zimmerlel and Leldges are good!

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Give us a team now!!!

>>75241429
sorry, but literally and utterly whom?

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Reeeeeeeee!!!!!!

>>75241482
here be dragons

>The seaside shack of Newcastle

>>75241975
you wogs have playoffs too right?

>>75242051
We have finals yeah. Start next week.

>>75241429
>>75241447
O M A H A

>no good games this afternoon

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240th for Canadian Premier League

>Soon, eh

>>75248071
>hamilton croatia
literally what

>>75246761
>abu

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>>75248179
Toronto Metros-Croatia won the 1976 NASL Soccer Bowl, and they had Eusebio on their team.

Thought it'd be cool name

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Based Trinidad's Kenwyne Jones gets his first start

>>75248071
Considering A stands for Academy WSA Winnipeg isn't the best name

How do we fix the Philly Onion

If Mavinga gets another start this afternoon I will kill Vanney with my bare hands

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>>75248950

>>75248950
I only picked it because it's an already existing team. If someone else has a better name I'm all ears.
>>75249104
Can unironically see the Impact finishing last in the east this year

>>75249097
He kinda has to now Drew Moor has Dempsey disease

>>75249104
i'm pretty sure a girl i know from Montreal fucked a guy in that team

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HAPPY SOCCER DAY, Y'ALL

>>75249293
Not surprising considering she has a vagina and the players on the teams have penises

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>>75249293
It's possible. Soccer players fuck a lot of people.

>this is atlantuh

>>75249481
Why do homos like this show so much?

>this is men-ah-SO-tah

>>75249788
EVERYONE likes that show

>>75249797
YOU BETTAH WATCH YO MOUF

FRIDAY RESULTS

>NYCFC 2, Union 0 (FT)
>Whitecaps 2, Sounders 1 (FT)
>Earthquakes 1, FC Dallas 1 (FT)

>>75249914
yeh sound tense theyre, friend. perhaps ya'd like some tasty hotcakes, dontcha know?

>>75249943
>DIS IS ATLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAA

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IT HAS BEGUN

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>>75249806

>>75249969
who cares

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>>75249959
No this is Atlanta.
Pic related.

>>75250009
kek

KEK

Lads,

Atlanta stream?!?!

>>75249999
>haters gonna hate quadget

cabrera ded

2 hour reminder to at least turn on a tv to fox for the ratings, thank you.

>>75249999
me

>>75249788
>>75249806
never seen an episode

dom oduro has been traded 6 (six) times

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>>75250009
>>75250019
This is everywhere else.

>>75250310
Not how ratings work

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>>75250413
The entire series is on Hulu right now.

You're not even an American unless you're familiar with the comedic stylings of one miss Beatice Arthur.

>>75250729
no thanks


the atlanta commentators just compared kenwyne jones's physique to drogbas someone needs to write a thinkpiece

BENULDY

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>>75250767

MLS has to have more red cards than any other league. The Don needs to fix this shit.

KEKED AT THE HALF

>Atlanta just need to get to halftime
I fucking KNEW that was going to happen

that bell is so chill

ring the refball bell

>>75250815
>mad
>at bells

>>75250837
what are you talking about

I think I've seen one game played in Stade Saputo
I've seen Montreal play more in the Olympic Stadium

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>>75250787
You can't teach talent.

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>All that purple.

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>>75251354

>LAGS

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>>75251463
>haters gonna hate.

tsunaldo coming to chicago?? or just the b-team?

>>75251609
summer friendly so maybe a mix

>>75251609
No way he doesn't play
Why do they keep doing this on a weekday?

>>75251609
raping the whole city

>national anthem during domestic games
I will never understand this meme

>>75251872
it's patriotism

>>75251872
You have to go back

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAA

wow fake french won in the last seconds

well played game of D I V E G R A S S in Montreal

Is this, dare I say it, the end of Atlanta as a club?

>>75251999
If it wasn't for injury time Atlanta would have won

>trollposts

Oh boy.

POSTS

/ourboy/ rowe coming in right?

>LAGS
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LAFC IS GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY THE LAGS LMAO

>LAGS

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>>75252111
This obsessed.

>trollpost

Holy shit

so lags, does ronalfo last the season?
lafc gets closer day by day.

Is it safe to say >lags *aren't going to the playoffs unless they get a certain Bosnian-Croatian Swede?

In other news FUCK THIS RETARDED PHONE

>Atlanta

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lots of usage this will get

>fatlanta getting BTFO by >a fucking bell

Good shit

>>75252034
You misspelled tied

>>75252034
welcome to sawker

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Kek

>>75253017
Montreal scored both in injury time