/heem/: jacare edition

>>75195107
>36 replies early

>>75195107
TYBJ

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Totally brilliant matchmaking sub-edition

>>75195228
>please don't kick us out of the ufc press conferences dana

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>>75195107
Jacare bless.

>>75195269
How would he do against DC?

>>75195385
dazed standing up then rag dolled

>>75195385
he would get merked

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heeminder

Anyone have the mcregor chimp pic? Thanks I need it

>>75195439
Anyone have the Vanzant one?

>>75195412
literally accurate

>>75195412
>It's a casuals start bandwagoning the guy who recently won episode

>>75195627
>I picked Crumble

>>75195627
it's a meme you dip

How many of you are going to pay for the rizin PPV?

be honest

>>75195806
How much is it?

Anyone have the mcregor chimp pic?

>>75195806
I can afford it with ease and I like to support competition within MMA. More competition = better fighter pay.

>>75195846
cheap, think it's like $14.99

>>75195871
I'll probably buy it then, unless there's a perfect stream

>>75195228
I thought this was a joke when it was first posted. Still think Lobov-Swanson is worse but Jesus Christ

>>75195942
*teeps*

>>75195806
I buy every UFC ppv. I mean, I paid $59.99 for stuff like 191 and 177.

Not a chance I will buy rizin but I will stream it illegally.

I'm considering buying the Bellator show but I don't know if I can support Scotty price gougging for meme fights.

At least the UFC is trying to put on high quality mma.

>>75196011
You need to make your bait more convincing

>>75195228
>that time marc got mad at the tiny tornado reference because he's 5'5

189ers weren't there to see live reactions of the initial DCfriends when Jones ragdolled him for 4/5 rounds.

>>75196061
I'm stating facts. You not liking it doesn't mean I'm b8ing.

>>75196061
He's right though. RIZIN and Bellator are really, really bottom of the barrel shit by comparison. There are obviously over 100,000 people who literally do pay for every UFC PPV.

who would you like to see cynthia fight next?

UFC Fight Night 109 Update: Nicholas Musoke, Bojan Velickovic to Clash in Stockholm

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>>75195269
He's gonna get rekt by Whittaker desu.

>>75196455
Someone ranked like Felice Herrig/Markos/Esparza

>>75196491
whittaker isn't good though especially not on the ground lol

>>75196491
If Romero struggled to finish Jacare how is whittaker conceivably gonna do better lol?

is weidman officially deleted? he looked good for exactly one rounded and appeared to fade and back pedal with every jab he ate

>>75196264
You're comparing two relatively new organizations starting from scratch with a juggernaut that's been established for over a decade. Rizin really only needs a couple more guys like Horiguchi to match the talent on UFC cards and their shows already have much better production value. You can see which way the wind is blowing

>>75196573
He should just hang them up before the CTE kicks into overdrive.

>>75196605
it's hard to tell if he's getting donkey brains because the new york accent already sounds retarded

>>75196633
He is pretty stupid.

>>75196596
>production value.
Maybe they should become a mandrama promotion instead of masquerading as legitimate MMA competition. The only reason you love it is cause of the freak fights they set up, especially the ones involving Gabi Garcia who unironically would lose to any UFC strawweight.

>>75196654
RIZIN is an embarrassment. It's arguably WORSE than WWE.

>>75196527
>especially not on the ground
Not gonna go there
>>75196549
By being a much better and more technical striker with comparable power?

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you faggots always complain about early threads, but you still use them
if you want people to stop making threads 30+ posts early, stop using threads that are made 30+ posts early

>>75196745
god i hate you so much you are THE worst poster here

>>75196745
The other one filled up. Fucking every one moved here. There was no problem until you just had to make a 2nd thread. God damn I wish I could fucking punch you in the face.

>>75196745
kys you piece of shit

>>75196654
>>75196680
Did you goofs actually watch any of their cards? Cruickshank's last fight was a fucking barnburner and they've got legit talent like Horiguchi, Kron Gracie, Rena, etc. and it's growing. It's true that they're trying to tap into the Japanese wrestling fanbase, but that's what worked for Pride. Not sure what the issue is since the UFC stole the exact same strategy by slotting TUF after a wrestling show and bring Bork Lazer over, they're easily the most mandrama heavy of all the major promotions.

it was a comfy thread till webm guy posted. really makes you think

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>>75196971
this thread is fucking awful and that's reflected in the garbage quality of the posts you see in it
this one should have been deleted

come over to the good thread

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>>75196476

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>mods will let this autist run rampant
>ban people for bundaposting

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>you realize Kelvin could retire Weidman right now

The Chris is going to cry about his rematch but won't be ready to fight for months. Hopefully moose assy gets away from this loser

>>75197051
>>ban people for bundaposting
Good. I was furiously reporting people during the gamethread.

>>75197024
/heem/ was good for the several days you weren't making threads. please just stop.

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>>75197024
dude fuck off

>>75197105
he literally has a mental defect that prevents him from understanding you. just be happy he has his own containment thread for now

>>75197085
>NotePad
my sides
if this kid is really in college can you imagine being his roommate
it's scary how self unaware he is

Mark Hunt was never my amigo

>>75197218
I always hated him. Ask ArchiveGod to check for every Mark Hunt hatred post it's mine. People thought I was joking.

>>75197024
You are the biggest fucking zilch on heem

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>>75197073

NEW NON-EARLY THREAD:

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>>75197402
>430 posts early

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>>75197428

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>>75196573
No, he was doing good against Mousasi before he thought that he got illegally knee'd.

>>75195627
Ive posted that months ago. is archiveGOD around to verify?

>>75197428
Actually it's the only thread made after 500 posts from the last thread lol

>>75196527
>Whittaker isnt good

That's your opinion

why is puertonegro enabling spergop? fucking bitch

>>75197521
>he was doing good against Mousasi
He nearly got finished with strikes at the start of round 2.

>>75197587
That happens in all of his fights m8

Does the UFC want Shittaker to beat Jacare?

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>that side control feel

post your UFC walkout songs. i'll start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kswAFH18qo0

>>75197628
Ronaldpoo Jacaroid Pooza is getting KO'd

>mousasi was beating jacare until he lost

>>75197628
Jacare is leaving regardless so theyre delighted

Never seen someone on the brink of so many title shots and actually talk himself out of every single one of them

>>75197720
He got roided out of a title shot to be honest by that cheating fuck romero

>>75197628
It's what manlet spergs on /heem/ want to happen. Unfortunately Jacare is snatching another neck/arm/bodypart of his choice in the 2nd round

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They should bring back this belt design, looked much better

>>75197735
>no one else roids

lol

What was the fight that got you into fighting, /heem/?

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>>75198126

>tfw blue state

>>75198175
>Make women great again

How do we do this Jorge?

Name one good win on Robert Whittakers record.

SPICY BANGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNod9gUMPoc

>>75198210
Brunson

BASED gamebred

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>>75198218

shit fighters
shit candidates

>>75198210
You seem very nervous that Whittaker might knock out Poopeepee

>>75198339
>poopeepee
Why do these things make me laugh?

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Just watched Robbie vs Rory II for the first time, that was brutal

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>>75198401
because you're a real fuckin fight fan

>>75198233
brunson? literally laughing out loud brunson looked like a drunk guy outside of a restaurant

>>75198426
What was your first PPV

>>75198223
He fights like a really shitty version of McGregor when he turns southpaw

>>75198466
why are you so scared?

>>75198466
That's your opinion

>>75198401
Cause you are mentally 6 years old

>>75198426
>202'ers are real
>It's a brazilian anime watching neckbeard no less
Wew

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>>75198478
194 (no bully)

>Wheattaker has a long winning streak
>Look at his record
>Bunch of bums + Brunson

If Jacare doesn't finish him by the end of round 2 it'll be considered an under-performance by him.

>>75198543
Were you watching for Aldo or for McGregor
Also stop your avatarfagging

>>75198572
for Mcgregor, his trash talking was interesting to me.

>>75198510
>Cause you are mentally 6 years old
Actually I'm rubber and ur glue

>>75198686
How've you taken to the sport since then? Goobs your favourite fighter? Any others liked based Werdum? What events do you keep up with

>>75198551
Jacapoo
-Tim "half assed pullback botched inside leg kick" Pooetsch
-the Poosada'd/TRTless husk formerly known as Vitor Poofort
-saved by the bell against Poolito Poomero and unable to do anything substantial against his gassed out flailing ass
-TWICE against Chris Camozzi
-a limpdicked Poosasi
-Francis "almost Phil Davis" Poomont
-an over the hill washed up Pookami

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if /heem/ had a color scheme, what would it be?

>>75198817
Mental manlet.

>>75198913
Your blood

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>>75198913
Red, white and black

>>75198784
>How've you taken to the sport since then?
I am enjoying it, it's pretty fun.

>Goobs your favourite fighter?
Not really, got tired of his gimmick pretty quickly. He fights are pretty fun though.

>Any others liked based Werdum?
I like Jacare, Mousasi and Dominick Cruz.

>What events do you keep up with
I've been watching all numbered UFC events, and some of the others.

>>75198950
nice, i wanna make a heem flag or make the predictions more styled for heem specifically but all i have to go off of it the 4chan blue.

also, any idea who made that character? im not so good with cartoons

>>75198913
Brown

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"weidman was dominating the fight"- brenton scibb

>>75199069
your not good at calendars or predictions either

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>>75199207
dont worry m8. im cooking up the May calendar right now

>>75197664
gain half guard, work your scramble or sweep
but wrestler wrestle out of it

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>>75199198
Skebb took too many hits to the dome.

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>>75199249
ill say

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>>75199198

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>>75199288
brenner scrubbert sucks at everything and is a retard...does that make sense my man?

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>>75199338
Incorrect.

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>>75199361
from a marketing standpoint i don't like this post, and that's all i care about on heem. Bad business choice my man, man that line could go on a t-shirt.

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>>75199382
How does this make you feel?

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>theyre at it again

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>>75199394
how does this make you feel, probably mad...wish i had a screen cap of his reading comprehension level to laugh at.

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>>75199441
They're friends now so it doesn't bother me.

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>>75199063
>Mousasi and Dominick Cruz.
Good taste lad. Nice you stuck around if you don't keep up that avatarfagging shit.
Pic related is a pretty nice list of fights to watch, don't know how you've been this long without seeing Blood Orc vs Rory desu. You seen Lawler vs Condit? That's a great fight too, though not the same bloodbath

im starting to think its just 1 guy pretending to argue with himself about shawb because its the same images and posts every thread when they argue. thats gotta be a special kind of autism.
shawbposter has gotten so bad that he invented a nemesis

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>TH-THOSE ARE LEGAL KNEEEES!
>THOSE ARE LEGAAAAAL KNEES!
>HEY REF THOSE ARE LEGAL KNEES!
>IM A 5'6 MANLET COMMENTATOR BUT IM JUST GONNA SCREAM MY OPINION INTO THE MIC LIKE A CHIMP UNTIL SOMEONE NOTICES ME

Cant wait until rogaine fucks off forever. Hopefully he OD's soon

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Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the h8rs gonna h8, h8, h8, h8, h8
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

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>>75199540
Nope. These haters are literally obsessed with me. They will do anything in their power to make me leave /heem/.

>>75199488
>implying anyone likes him
>"no ones a bigger fan of x than i am, but x sucks and i don't give a shit about him enough to watch him fight"

it's tough my man, maybe if i bang my head on the concrete till i pass out i can find the genius of schaub. but for now it's just a beast for me, just not a draw.

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>>75199577

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>>75199601

>>75195412
This is spot on. If you don't enjoy watching DC fight, besides the Silva sparring match, you're a fucking casual goof.

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>>75199571
why does Swab make these stupid faces?

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>>75199612
Nah, they're buds.

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>>75199628
To make haters talk about him even more.

>Schaub is more successful than me
>I'm out of cheetohs
>been get on heem.com and start h8ing
I feel bad for them.

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>>75199639
>mfw Schaub would get KO'd by a stockton slap

>>75199681
its tough my man

>>75199550
Get help.

>>75199550
>Hopefully he OD's soon
he's not gunna OD on Alpha Brain and eggs from his yard, but lord knows he has tried

>>75199681
For sure it would be an early stoppage my guy

>>75196573
He's done. His stamina is shit. His fight IQ is shit. His chin must be mostly delet by now. He got lucky and only had to fight Brazilians over the age of 40 for a while, so everyone thought he was a monster. He's not going to be champ again, or even elite.

Bisping is next. He's been fighting the oldest most run-down guys he can convince Dana to throw at him. First legit guy to fight him is going to walk away with his belt.

why is nate diaz afraid to fight? did conor literally ruin his career?

>>75199757
what career you 196er, nate diaz barely fought before mcgregor and looks like shit half the time

>>75199760
Hi Snoop

>>75199760
his daughter died?! LMAO

>>75199760
>he couldn't even afford a headstone.

:(

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When is /ourguy/ Ryan Hall fighting again? I'm starting to get annoyed by the lack of info here, book him a fucking fight already. I need to see how long he can rules-lawyer his way into UFC wins. Ryan Hall bless.

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>C-C-Cowboy is a f-friend that's why I said he'd f-fuck you up!!! For sure a-always been a f-fan right George?

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DANIELLLL "DEAD CHILD" CORRRMIEERRRRR

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>>75199760
Are you okay?

>>75199760

144 lbs

Reminder that Conor ducked Frankie.

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>>75199550
>SHOW ME HIS FINGERNAILS

>>75199999

>>75199988
good thing too

he would have knocked at least 15 years off of Frankie's life

>>75200127
No one cares, do that in my thread again and I'll fucking find you

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hey faggots, explain this

>>75200139
Conor couldnt even cleanly knock out a turtled Fat Mendes

>>75200203
palms and back of hands count, fingy tips don't bitch boi

>>75200203
explain what

>>75200208
its called comedy you uncultured pussy. this is how friends talk

>>75200247
Why does he get so mad about it being blurred?

>>75200221
>>75200236
ok maybe, but mousasi cannot see (because hes not looking down) if chris has his hands down or not. so to me its a dirty shot

>>75200292
you can feel an opponent's balance

>>75200292
Mousasi literally lifts him up off the canvas for the 2nd knee. Weidman was trying to game the rules cause he gassed himself out spamming takedowns in round 1 and he knew the end was near.

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>>75200292

Nate's been drinking on a lot of shows lately

Hope's he's doing alright

>>75200366
>getting takedowns at will is considered "spamming takedowns"

and yeah im sure chris weidman who has been training for and gone 5 rounds for years, gassed out after 1 round

>>75200428
Weidman noticeably dropped off in the 2nd round. His cardio has been shit since USADA. Looked like he was trudging through mud the entire fight against Rockhold. Fell off big time after the first round against Romero. Same thing this time

>>75199820
all bullshit if you train you should study Hall's fights his technique is great and his coaching and teaching ability are insane, i recommend any of his instructions to help supplement one's one techniques .

>>75200428
He was tired and breathing heavy, and Mousasi had started to stuff his takedowns. Keep in mind that Weidman also looked good in round 1 against Romero but he got completely schooled in round 2.

>>75200208
loser

>>75200428
He didn't just gas, Mousasi landed a shit ton of punches in the entire second round, that was also a factor. He was definitely on the way to a knock out. Which is a course exactly what happened.

>the absolute state of Notepad

kek

KEK

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>>75200902
i literally just got done socializing in a group of 6 people pal
there's more to my life than /heem/, unlike you

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>>75200902
who is Notepad? it's getting hard to keep up with heems cast of characters

>>75200970
Lol no you didnt you pathetic loser

>>75198913
Black & Blue

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>>75201038
Aww poor you!

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>>75199820
Who would /heem/ match him up with? I would choose either Gavin Tucker or Godofredo Pepey.

>>75200993
It's one retard forcing his unfunny nickname for spergOP

>>75201045
Remember when you got banned on heem for 7 days and heem was great again? :)

>>75201077
I lurked every day while I was banned. If anything this place got even worse. No one to counterbalance the hate and vitriol.

>>75201070
This guy is literally TRTor. USADA will catch up soon.

>>75199892
I hope he gets that engine light checked out

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>>75201105
>I lurked every day while I was banned
pathetic

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>>75199063
>Jacare, Mousasi and Dominick Cruz
absolutely based. Brazil a CUTE! and BASED!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKCeHMSyM8Y

>>75201105
So ya reported me cause I made fun of Brandon?

>>75201212
I see what you're doing here. Not gonna happen.

>>75201209
>CUT HIM OFF JAMIE, CUT HIM OFF

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It saddens me that people are hating NotePad, he's a goodguy looking to feed us with dank news and events his intentions are well. All you guys do is spit at his face just like the the poor soul that is calendarbro. You guys really are the ones slowly killing this general because alot less are coming back nowadays (heem will regrow once 210 comes around). Why can't we just appreciate the people putting effort to this general instead of letting shitposters derail good information,links and conversation. Let that sink in and have a goodnight all.

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post your boys

Primary boy:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov

Secondary boys:

>Dominick Cruz
>Jacare Souza
>Beneil Dariush
>David Teymur
>Lorenz Larkin
>Misha Cirkunov
>Kelvin Gastelum

Tertiary boys:

>Michel Prazeres
>Niko Price
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jason Knight
>Li JIngliang
>Joe Duffy
>Amanda Nunes
>Justin Ledet
>Emil Meek
>Islam Makhachev

Prospective boys:

>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Gavin Tucker

Antiboys:

>Kevin Lee
>Julianna Pena
>BJ Penn

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>>75199245
I should specificy.

>that fat side control feel
I cant get him off me, and he's paired up with me almost everytime because I'm average size ie. not a 5'4 144lbs twink. I'm around 175 and he's like 280 bearmode, I can't even close guard.

Feels batman

>>75201292
No one gives a shit you fucking zilch

>>75201228
Keep being butthurt and hitting that report button loser.

>>75201341
Seems I struck a nerve there. Divert your negative energy to accomplishing goals.

>>75201329
dockguy does not speak for /heem/, heem urself

>>75201370
For sure saying posting JRE isn't a ban-able offense.

>>75201383
What the fuck are you even talking about you absolute fucking zero. I don't give a shit about the useless slave dwarf and I don't give a shit about you or your friend simulating drama, shut the fuck up

>>75201292
Heem will never be as populated as it once was, shitposting/scatposting drew most away

>>75201419
herp derp zilch durr hurr zero, do you know any other insults or have too many containers dropped on you're narrow head?

>>75201431
Hello Yoel

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>>75201431
SHIT KANT

>>75201446
Good comeback you worthless faggot

>>75201431
Jacaroid is that you bud?

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>>75201457
>tfw durianmeme is done

>>75201431
Are you trans?

>ywn be a 5'4 144lbs internet toughguy with a napoleon complex
why live

>>75201499
the fuck, no.

>>75201431
Jacapee Poopa is that you, bud?

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>>75201499
Im mad at you rico, dont enable spergop again or I might have to swim over there and heem you into a comma, you hear?

>>75201544
>>75201476
>>75201447
i lah you

*heems you*

don't EVER post here again, you understand?

>>75201591
I will always support those who fight the good fight

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>its actually happening

UFC 193 was a mistake

I havent been following UFC much since andy boy lost his leg.

What are some young prospects from my cunt tree I should be aware of, if there are any?

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>>75201696

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>>75201696
>main event
lmao so hard

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>>75201700
Marlon Moraes
Bibiano Fernandes
Alex Oliveira
Paulo Borrachinha

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>>75201696
This is officially the worst UFC main event of all time

>>75201700
Paulo "Vote Bolsonaro" Borrachina featured here>>75201070, MW prospect roid gorilla with some decent potential

Deiveson Alcantara at Flyweight who has big potential imo

Thominhas Almeida whose a spicy killer at Bantamweight who definitely has title challenging potential

Marlon Moraes isn't a young prospect but he's going to fight in the UFC soon and is easily one of the top bantamweights in the world

John Lineker is still relatively young and also at Bantamweight, top 5 material but he plateaus there imo, also a spicy killer

Luis Henrique (at Heavyweight not Light Heavyweight) is a very young guy who has good potential imo, solid grappler, still needs to work on a lot though

Another guy at Bantamweight is Ricardo Ramos whose a good grappler and is very young and has a good future ahead of him

I guess Kron Gracie sort of counts at Featherweight, got a nice win over Kawajiri, standup still very much lacking though

>>75201115

i fucking thought it was THE REEM at first

>>75201811
Bibiano is 37 bud

Cowboy's a good shout though. Looked really good against Means the 2nd time around

>>75201696
>ronda merc'd bethe with strikes
>holly merc'd ronda with strikes

does anyone even like bethe? is there even a possibility bethe doesn't get rekt?

>>75201996
*shishes your path*

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>>75201808
I never pass up an excuse to post this

>>75201921
I guess Vicente Luque technically counts at Welterweight because I think he was born in Brazil

Still a lot to work on but very powerful, decent striking, solid grappling too with some nice memey submissions. Definitely a guy to keep
on eye on. Gas tank also a question imo

Also new rankings out : http://www.ufc.com/rankings
>Cruz moves above Woodley in P4P (kek)
>Jury now ranked at FTW
>Usman moves up a spot
>Mousasi moves past Weidman
>Rumble for some reason not removed from rankings but just moved down to 5th
>Chookagian ranked at WBW

>>75199535
thanks, that's pretty useful

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>>75199839
>eeyyy vato whi dis UFC heavyweight ehh?
*loses next fight badly*

>>75197521

He constantly gets kneed because he's a wrestling goof who refused to transition fully into MMA style wrestling. He's just way too predictable with his take downs so eventually he gets timed.

>>75202199
I think you'll be surprised

>dc is ducking muh jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dgXMtf0ZpI

told you, fucking autist

>>75202113
>the shanty town of LHW

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>>75202236
delet

>>75201696
>main event

lol

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Aldo 2bh

Famous Burger bless

>>75202222
>niceguy dc trying to play the heel

i think its time we stop booing this man before he goes off the edge

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>>75202113
>3 guys he KO'd and Shogun now ranked above Rumble
honestly that is just disrespectful, it would be better to just remove him from the rankings

Post low-key boys and girls. As in, no champs, no current title contenders, no bandwagons, no memes

Felice Herrig
Shinya aoki
Dustin porier
Aljo sterling
Sarah mcmann
Oluwale bambose

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>>75201696
>71
what a shit main event

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>>75202507

Primary low key boy:
>David Teymur

Secondary low-key boys:
>Beneil Dariush
>Justin Ledet
>Emil Meek
>Islam Makhachev
>Michel Prazeres
>Niko Price
>Mairbek Taisumov

>>75202507
Jared Cannonier
Steve Bosse
Pornsanae Sitmonchai
Michael Duut
Danyo Ilunga

>>75202507
Thomas almeida
Tim Johnson
Tiago Alvez
Paul felder
Ashlee Evans smith

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>>75202732
>Pornsanae Sitmonchai
Hey Porn, you're my low key boy!

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>>75202507

Ngannou
>Power Gap
Megan Anderson
>Power Gap
Thickenzie
Tecia
Magny
Grasso
Derrick Lewis
Madison McElhaney
Rachael Ostovich

>>75202788
>no memes
>all of them are memes

What did he mean by this?

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>>75202830
>he

>>75202830
memes rule everything around me

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>>75201696
>are competitors big names?
>Make match.
>are competitors skilled, an interesting match or contenders?
>Irrelevant, see above.

the state of the ufc

>>75202948
Hol is a former champ on a losing streak, betche is a ranked fighter needing to prove she still belongs in the top ten. It seems like a decent matchup on paper to me. Sure holly should almost certainly win, but on paper it is a perfectly logical match up

autists have a lot of boys to make up for having no friends. well liked, socially graceful people only have OTB

>>75203043
>It seems like a decent matchup on paper to me.
Ronda KO'd Bethe
Holly KO'd Ronda

>>75203074
Yeah and shit has changed since then, as I said above

Beg me

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so this is the mascot?

>>75202507

Brandon Moreno
Angela Hill
Krystof Jotko
Aljamain Sterling
Misha Cirkunov
Marc Diakiese
Brian "T-City" Ortega
Oluwale Bamgbose
Tatiana Suarez
Paul Felder
Luke "Cool Hand" Sanders
Jared "Killa Gorilla" Cannonier
Emil Meek

>>75203348
Oh I forgot my low-key Invicta girl:

Aspen Ladd

>>75203324
well it's a cleaned up version of it, but yeah the rarely appearing branding for heem

>>75203354
asha roka is my low key wmma fighter

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>>75203354
>Aspen Ladd
>only loss is to Cynthia
IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>>75203383
yeah i just remade it in vector. im gonna try and use it for /heem/ things now. i dont really like the grungey look but we'll see

>>75203411
So what spergy?

>>75203324
The official /heem/ mascot is an image of two penises ramming together

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Requesting Bisping-Rockhold American colleague sues for too much banter picture

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>>75203324
this is the official heem mascot

>>75203550
This

>>75203324
where is dc's face?

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Dont mind me, just posting the uncrowned middleweight champion.

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Don't mind me, just posting the consensus #1 p4p female fighter

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>>75203740
Posting the crowned actual lineal undisputed middleweight champion

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>>75203762
whoever edited that deserves a fucking medal

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>>75203767
>50 year old
>35 year old ww on a three year hiatus
just imagine if conor or tyron were doing this shit

>haha le bants xD

>>75203827
He took the fights he was offered. Can't blame him

I heard Meisha had some nudes leaked

Where are they

Asking for a "friend"

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>>75203827
He got easy defenses because they're hellbent on expanding to as many different markets as possible, that's where the obsession with pushing Americans pretending to be from other countries comes from. I think it's possible that they're setting Yair up for a title shot and have no clue that Fronkie's gonna whoop his ass.

>>75203924
stop spreading rumors

>>75203930
Yair will heem Frankie

>>75203924
Not confirmed, but there is a shot of her butt that looks legit. Supposedly there are shots of Pennington too, but nothing's leaked yet. I'll post what I have if you start a thread on one of the other boards.

>>75203945
"No"

>>75203937
her name was on the list, no one paid for them though probably

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>>75203513

>>75203043
It's a decent matchup, but I'm skipping it if it's a main event.
>>75201996
Have you watched their fights before or since?

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>>75203945
>Yair will heem Frankie

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>>75203945
It's more likely that Thickenzie will give me a footjob than it is that Yair will heem Frankie.

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>>75204105
Thanks, here's a (You) and a Tirmami(You)

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who is this man?

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im gonna have fun with the offical Boy

>>75204168
Frankie is rather chinny so it isn't impossible

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>>75204201
What did he mean by this?

>>75201696
Can't believe this is the Main Event, but come to think of it, Holly's recent fights have main evented over better fights on the main card, so maybe they'll stack the rest of it. Really though, this has to be one of the worst Main Events. It's not even in Brazil or some shit.

>>75202222
He makes pro wrestling references all the time now it's joke

>>75204168
fuaark

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>>75204224
you /thickenzie/?

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>>75204219
its to trigger mma purists, hes going all out for (You)'s.

>>75204233
>that thiccness