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/heem/: david teymur edition

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Upcoming events:

4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN FF 5: Sakura - Kawajiri vs BIrchak
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - TBA
6/16: UFC FN 111 - TBA
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen

Previous thread: >>75163614

News:

>DJ on potential Buttasspoop fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/04/demetrious-johnson-welcomes-fellow-ufc-champ-cody-garbrandt-to-attempt-flyweight-move

>Holm vs Correia
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/4/11/15263130/holly-holm-returns-to-bantamweight-fights-bethe-correia-ufc-fight-night-111-singapore-mma

>Hooft on Rumble's performance at UFC twoten
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/11/15253478/henri-hooft-says-anthony-johnson-got-beat-by-himself-against-daniel-cormier
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iM90U2uYs
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>>75175821
no one fucking cares god, why did you feel the need to announce this, this isn't your fucking fanclub
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>>75175780
Welcome back best poster, what did you think of the GOATs performance last weekend? he turned a knockout artist into a panic wrestling pussy

THANK YOU MY MAN
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fuck I think my boy Silva is going to lose this
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>>75175821
natty god
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if mexican burger-fueled punished aldo finishes max holloway do we all agree it is his strongest form to date?
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You missed

>NYSAC says replays are allowed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/11/15264748/nysac-instant-replay-legally-used-for-gegard-mousasi-vs-chris-weidman-at-ufc-210

>Aldo/Holloway Faceoff
https://youtu.be/PPRHOzxNJck
>Silva/Silva faceoff
https://youtu.be/yaLVsdpuMvM
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>>75175780
Add Cage Warriors 83 on 6th of may and BAMMA 29 on 12th of may and
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>>75175862
we can already agree that by seeing his ufc 200 perfomance
we just need to see if he will keep that form
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>>75175862
yes
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just a lil heeminder
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Silva would bet Luke if they fight
Luke has shit boxing, Silva will jab him the whole fight
Luke will try to get takedowns but he aint no wrestler, let me remind you that Silva was stuffing Brunson(a way better wrestler than Luke btw) takedowns the whole fight, Rogan even talked about it
It would actually be the perfect way for him to get a title shot and fight the winner of Bisping/GSP
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>>75175874
will do
was there a third event

>>75175862
i don't see how Holloway can beat Aldo
He's taller, yet is still at a reach disadvantage
He's a pressure fighter and a striker, and Aldo is both an excellent counter fighter and the best striker in the division
I see Aldo chopping his legs to pieces for a UD or late KO victory
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Why was Chris cut after just one loss?
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should this have been stopped? whats wrong with big john?
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>>75175881
His 200 performance that was identical to his ufc 156 performance?
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Famous Burger ™
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>>75175968
eat healthy!
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>>75175963
UFC 156 Frankie was getting some solid shots in
UFC 200 Frankie was punching air whole night and Aldo made him look like an amateur
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>>75175963
>>75175999
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>>75175968
I would unironically eat that
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Looking forward to Holloway winning so we can have two british champions at once
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>>75175852
What the fuck is a dynamic fastener anyway?
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>>75176030
Holloway looks like a mexican teenager
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>>75175845
>Having silva as your boy
>Not having silva as your boy
Casuals please leave
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>>75176019
what are you waiting for?

>Fagbook.com/FamousBurgerBrasil/
its open now, grab one and do a review for /heem/
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>>75176035
http://mmajunkie.com/2014/01/so-what-is-a-dynamic-fastener-and-why-is-it-suddenly-all-over-ufc-broadcasts
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>>75176089
sounds like a decent guy, fuck reebok
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Can someone with a Twitter account message Brendan, asking him what does he think about this pic ?
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>>75176212
this bitch let her boyfriend molest her kid, she should be skinned and thrown to a pack of hungry dogs
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>>75176030

*teleports behind you*

Not bad kid. But watch this.

*teleports behind you again*

Taste my blade

*unsheaths katana*
*hits you with the dull side of the blade*

You are no match for a warrior of my calibre. Next time I shall show no mercy.

*turns into smoke and disappears*
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Johnson vs Reis
Namajunas vs Waterson
Souza vs Whittaker
Stephens vs Moicano
Volkov vs Nelson (optioinal will goof)
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I'm very exciting for back
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>>75176283

Reis
Waterson
Whittaker
Stephens
Nelson
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lads

my sources tell me that Conor is so sick of people saying the fight with Floyd is just going to be a circus that he's going to enter the arena riding an elephant, with this walkout music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0 , and then heem Floyd with one punch
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>>75176344
>reis

huh
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>>75176030
eyy, you aint grown, sit down little boy, you dont want none of this ese, 13 years still standing g, this aint no game out here, cut your losses homes.

LEAN LIKE A NORTENO
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>>75176396
Gotta do 16 picks minimum
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>>75176408

THICC
H
I
C
C
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>>75176396
Might meme got exposed in the scrambles by some TUF goof. DJ has good stand up and good ground game when he has top poisition, but he struggles in chaos. Reis will wrap up a limb in transition.

EZ$
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>>75176408
Something tells me that woman was born a boy
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>>75176283
predictionGOD is back bitches
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>>75176247
damn are they using horse meat on those famous burger?
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who is your most appreciated female fighter in the ufc or elsewhere?
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>>75176489
Bethe Correia ass is my most appreciated female fighter
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>>75176489
whoever fights joanna and wins a round or two, when are they catching that epo'd lanklet?
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>>75176502
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Your favorite champion: who is it?
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>>75176530
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>>75176283
Thanks man. Why'd you stop last time? No pics for the first time in years woulda been a huge bummer
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>>75176283
MM
Karate body
Abbo
Literally Who
Big Belly
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>>75176556
Tyron Woodley
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>>75176588
>I goofed
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>>75176556
T-God
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>>75176556
DC because of memes
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>>75176556
cody
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>>75176283
delete this division (MM)
waterson
souza
stephens
NELSON
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>>75176556
>kos
>btfo overated karate meme
>triggers polturds
tyron for sure
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>mfw /b/ is currently leaking meisha tates nudes
my dick has never been so erect
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R8 my OC
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>>75176720
>haha /b/ habbening guise xD
post proofs
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>>75176283
Reis finally shows up mighty meme
>wmma
CR7
who
N E L S O N
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L
S
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N
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>>75176720
R her nipplez pink
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who's excited to see Jacare fighting? I know I am!
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>>75176283
Johnson
Namajunas
Souza
Stephens
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>>75176811
the only worthwhile hue fighter desu
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>>75176811
Not a fan but I hespect alligatorman for being an active fighter. His situation sucks. He may never get the belt.
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>>75176811
me desu~ I love jacare!
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Who is the best wrestle-grappler in UFC history?
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>>75176283
mightymouseufc125
Karate hotty
Alligator
Stephens
Roy
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>>75176876
maia hands down
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>>75175780
>holly holm returns to bantamweight

wow now featherweight only has 2 fighters
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>>75175780
>4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
>4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
>4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
>4/16: RIZIN FF 5: Sakura - Kawajiri vs BIrchak

>fighting during Holy week of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

boycotting these promotions see you later fuckers!
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>>75176876
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>>75176811
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>>75176283
>mightymouseufc125
>Karate hotty
>Alligator
>Stephens
>Roy
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>>75176283
Johnson
Namajunas
Whittaker
Stephens
Volkov
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this SCHMUCK got with miesha, whats you're excuse /heem/?
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Post your UFC walkout song
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>>75176969
The only thing off about this picture is her lack of tits
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>>75176920
It's either going to be Cyborg crushing cans or discontinuation. I still think they wanted a place to hide Holm from Rousey since they seemed to think she'd beat Nunes.
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>>75176969
an ugly crow and a sneaker expert
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>>75176969
miesha's nose is a crime against humanity

>>75176983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kswAFH18qo0
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>>75176857
Aldo is bretty good too, the only problem is that he gets hurt too much

>>75176858
Maybe GSP will give up the belt and they will do Yoel vs Jacare?

>>75176866
Nice ^^

>>75176925
I hope he retires soon, he can't do anything anymore
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Would you do a female Goobs?
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>>75176983
>https://youtu.be/WkZ5e94QnWk
he should honestly do it for the bants
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>>75177020
goddamn he looks like mel gibson in the bottom left
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>>75176588
>>75176775
>>75176917
you need images you goofs
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>>75177020
or you could post his sisters instead of that paintshop app
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH A SHIT EATING GRIN
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>>75177012
If GSP vacates they should do a tournament at middleweight with romero, jacare, rockhold and moose
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will take webm requests from Fight Pass
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>>75176089
>There’s also the fact that, per fighter, these sponsorships don’t cost him that much. For an average of about $1,500 each, Perz said, he can get his logo on several fighters at each event. Occasionally he spends more, as with his favorite fighter, Miesha Tate (in order, Perz’s top three favorite fighters are Tate, Jon Jones and “whoever’s fighting Ronda Rousey”). He paid Tate $6,500 for her fight with Rousey, he said, and also offered her a $10,000 bonus if she won –that’s how much he wants to see Rousey get beat.
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>>75176876
Jones
he outwrestled DC, who is an olympic wrestler
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>>75177055
Katlyn Chookagian def. Irene Aldana the entire fight
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>>75177055
can you webm rumble's "defence" on the ground?
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>>75176283
MM
Karate body
Abbo
Literally Who
Big Belly
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>>75175821
>Holm vs Correia
This is a new low for the UFC
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>>75177076
>whittaker
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Jessica Aguilar vs. Cortney Casey slated for UFC 211
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>>75177067
Wonder if the company has ties to Zuffa. Supposedly the UFC charged a 50k "tax" that drove off most of the decent sponsors.
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>>75177095
cute :3
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>>75176283
Reis
Namajunas
Whittaker
Stephens
Volkov
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>>75177079
It's in Singapore will that Singapore flag be attending assuming he's not a proxy
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/11/15266552/ufc-211-fight-card-jessica-aguilar-vs-cortney-casey

10/10 card official
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>>75177119
female tyron is an 8/10
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>>75177099
wow they can't throw Casey a fucking bone? she;s being treated opposite of PVZ
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so who are the stars left in UFC? Goobs wont ever compete in mma again after cashing that Mayweather money, Ronda is broken, Jones cant stop getting himself into problems, Brock is suspended and probably wont fight again, Silva is old and Holly is dead

Even the "minor" stars like Sage are somehow fucked up

The only thing Dana can push now is WMMA, with Joanna and Cyborg as the main stars
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>>75177119
>I want to colonise female tyrese
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>>75177119
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>>75177119
Are there any pictures of his 9 sisters?
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>>75176283
Reis finally shows up mighty meme
>wmma
CR7
who
N E L S O N
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S
O
N
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>>75177154
>Hello Dana? Unleash Platinum
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>>75177154
It's a changing of the guard period all the big starts are starting to retire
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>>75177185
who is that?
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>>75177055
Kailyn Curran crying as the decision gets read
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>>75177119
Cranky Kong bottom right
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>>75177119
>p-please buy UFC 305
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>>75177173
flex a cep and buy them some furniture, right babe?
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>>75177154
ermmmmm, hello?
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>>75176283
Demetrious
Waterhouse
Forrest Whittaeker
Stevens
Big Cuntry
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>>75177075
Hasn't this already been done? I swear there's a WebM of the finish. If there isn't I'll see what I can do but don't hold out because recent fights don't get put on FP individually for a while

>>75177072
I can not do this, it is not feasible

>>75177200
Against Moyle? cba downloading a fight for shitty fightfu bashing
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>>75177187
Yes, thats natural, the problem is that i dont see enough charisma/talent to replace these guys
I mean, we probably wont see another force of nature like Anderson Silva or Jones at their primes
Even "new" stars like Conor, who is a GREAT fighter btw, look pale in comparison to old legends
MMA is dying
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>>75177204
kek'd senpai, good one adan
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Anyone have a good Bisping face pic?
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>>75177154
he'll become a star as soon as he gets his shit together, mark my words
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>>75177154
Yair Rodriguez, Doo Ho Choi, Ulka Sakaki, Platinum, Nigganou

They are the future believe you me
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>>75177200
>>75177235
I have this already. Gimme a couple minutes
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>>75176969
Why is it that all 2000's era MMA fighters were white trash?
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>>75177259
oops wrong guy for you
>>75177238
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>>75177208
This is the present and future of MMA
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>>75177282
>have to stay awake another hour to ask cynthia to come on heem
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>>75177208
He will lose his next fight, Cody isnt nowhere near as he looked in his last fight, thats the same as saying Nate Diaz is GOAT because he beat Conor

>>75177259
All of these except Nigganou are shit
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Champs at the end of 2018
HW: Jwillis
LHW: Manuwa
MW: Silva
WW: Platinum
LW: Diaz
FW: Aldo
BW: Dilly

Wmma and flyweights scrapped
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>>75177200
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>>75177326
>wmma
>scrapped
get a load of this casual
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>>75177319
you better not do that you fucking bitch, ask studboy if him bumping uglies with pvz made her leave, tell him schaub said it lol
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>>75177325
Only one of those i mentioned is not top ten worthy yet

your casual is showing
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>>75177364
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSxA1nXl1CL/

>just posted
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>>75177363
I'll scrap your ass too bud
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>>75177387
she's training with manborg some and chael, she left TAM.
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>>75177075
This? Aus did it
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>>75177336
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Expected Release Date: 05/23/2017

Will this hurt her career?
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>>75177326
>MW: Silva

heh
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>>75177428
she literally has PTSD
>>
>>75177411
wanted the one from behind, the leg is hooked but he chooses to give up his back with his neck straight up
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>>75177055
I swear most things have been webm'd by this point, we have it good on /heem/ considering
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>>75177336
Top lad. I've been requesting that for a while
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who here hype for /Jazzy/?
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who is your least fav. female fighter?
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TURN AROUND AND WEIGH IT AGAIN
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>>75177259
Yair will get mauled by Frankie, Choi is Asian, Potassium Perry already got exposed by Jouban, and Ngannou hasn't fought a real opponent yet. These guys aren't even close to ready for prime time.
>>
Why is Ngannou ducking Jwill?
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>>75177439
What's wrong with you?
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>>75177587
>Ngannou hasn't fought a real opponent yet
this is my favorite sports meme. Even when a person or a team wins a championship people say "their division is weak" or "they never competed against the top and got lucky"

happens in football, basketball, and mma all the time
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DC is fighting the winner of Stipe JDS
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Cain and JDS would kill Nigganou
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>>75177648
I wish but he loves cain too much to cuck him. dc beats all the top heavyweights including cain.
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>>75177667
Cain ruined DC's career. DC is getting the next heavyweight title shot.
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>>75177674
No.
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>>75177700
t. casual
he was literally top 5 when he left heavyweight LOL
>>
>>75177700
>olympian
>goat chin
I think you'd be surprised, dc would fuck him up
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>>75177637
>Even when a person or a team wins a championship
>Ngannou
>Championship
I like Ngannou, but c'mon.
>>
>>75177674
Werdum would submit DC if they go to the ground and JDS would murk him on the feet
>>
Brendan Schaub literally said he is a nightmare matchup for the roided version of Brock Lesnar.
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>>75177746
>Werdum would submit DC
all the casuals are out tonight
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>>75177648
Imagine DC couldnt take Ngannou down then he just got his head uppercutted off his body and then he peed his pants
>>
>>75177746
>werdum taking down dc
>jds "murking" the guy who turned rumble johnson to a panic wrestler
lmao
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>>75177729
sure
>beats Overeem
>beats Cain
>beats Stipe

>But they're all old and deleted so it doesn't count because the division is dead now

that kind of logic never ends
>>
>>75177750
I agree. Schaub matches his athleticism and has a huge advantage in talent.
>>
>>75177326
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>75177119
Drake bottom left
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>>75177790
He hasn't done any of that, sillypants
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T MINUS 7 MINUTES
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>>75177839
my body is ready
>>
>>75177772
DC would take the fight to the ground himself, dumb, thats what he does
JDS punches harder than Rumble and isnt nowhere as mentally retarded as Rumble
>>
>>75177857
For the love of God will someone who owns a phone call the show and get her on here
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>>75177839
this is what my hairline will look like soon enough
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>tfw all these fags are gonna have to sit through the studboy pre show to see their waifu
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>>75177482
As in a different camera angle or before the finish?
Sorry for quality on this
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>>75177858
>JDS punches harder than Rumble
i love these bullshit statements
lol fucking eat a bullet
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>>75177858
>dc would take it to the ground himself
sure he will retard.

so what if jds hits harder? dc has the goat chin, took a shin to the face from rumble, a straight up hardass knee from gus and it didnt even phase him.
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>>75177912
literally a goddess

>>75177911
he has no fucking clue if jds hits harder than rumble he's literally making shit up
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>>75177883
I meant camera angle, it shows them from behind. sorry for not specifying
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>>75177911
And almost cried from a fucking Anderson Silva kick to his fat body kek
A 41 year old Anderson Silva who couldnt scratch Bisping
JDS would punch a hole in DC body
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>>75177940
>muh punches
>get btfo
>muh bodyshot that one time
get fucked
>>
LIVE
>LIVE
LIVE
>STUDBOY HAS FOOD ALREADY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WWQy8wBnzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WWQy8wBnzQ
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STUDBOY RADIO IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WWQy8wBnzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WWQy8wBnzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WWQy8wBnzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WWQy8wBnzQ
>>
>>75177971
SUCC
>>
stop shilling this fatfuck
>im hungry!!!!

no one will call, it doesnt matter just like the OP
>>
Is anyone going to call this fatfuck
>>
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>>75178019
is that you canada?
>>
>>75178047
if you're so mad tell him how you feel
>>
>>75178058
Just asking cause if no then not worth watching
>>
>>75178078
this
>>
>>75178078
im on hold
>>
Studboy facebook argument coming up
>>
fatass bitch ordering food already, he's leaving in 30 minutes.
>>
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>>75177937
Let me know if its the wrong angle
>>
>>75178128
by behind I meant their feet face the camera
>>
>talking about Syria
>>
based studboy dropping truthbombs

drumpf btfo
>>
>they taking this call before me while im on hold
>>
>>75177884
>JDS hit harder than Rumble
>Rumble was unable to knockout HW who has 10 KO loss in his record
>>
>sucking cody's dick
kys
>>
I finally get to fight. I got my very first amature fight on may 6 what can I expect? I'm really nervous.
>>
BASED studboy
>>
>>75178248
keep your hands up and don't get heemed
>>
first time I see a radio host try to keep a guy on instead of kicking him off, what a failure.
>>
>>75178265
Thanks it's boxing tho. I wanted mma but couldn't find anything in West Texas anytime soon
>>
>>75178248
1. Have a plan
2. Forget your plan right before the fight
3. Win?
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>>75178276
stalling for time until cynthia gets done fucking bucchols
>>
>muh car
lmao
>>
Studboy by himself is the most boring person
>>
poor anon getting cucked by a usedcar salesman
>>
>bucholz wearing an onnit sweatshirt
>>
Reminder that Al Iaquinta made a gay porn film before his UFC days.
>>
lmao
>>
used car salesman turned out to be based
>>
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IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>>
Did anybody call in and ask how many guiys banged paige?
>>
this fatfuck
>>
>>75178414
guy just asked how many tam women bucholz fucked
>>
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>just buttholes wouldnt answer
>>
OH LOOK second week in a row this FAT FUCK tries to wrap up the show early because he's HUNGWY.

Fuck he's pathetic.

>>75178427
What did he say? Probably zero. Pretty sure he doesn't get much play he's kinda a geek.
>>
>>75178447
he made a gay joke and deflected.

ANON ARE YOU STILL ON HOLD?
>>
>>75177727
After leaning on Frank Mir and Roy for three rounds. Dude is a bum.
>>
>the state of cynthiafags right now kek
>>
>>75178492
>waaahhh waaah he's not my champ!!!

Grow up

He fucked them up and I'd fuck you up
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>>75178539
>hype
thats the fucking state
>>
>>75178541
You wouldn't do shit, pussy. You're a lardo like DC.
>>
studboy wanted to leave before having cynthia on? whats wrong with this fatty
>>
>looking at the next three UFC events
>the fucking state of the UFC

Wew boys this truly is the death knell of this shitbox.
>>
>>75178559
>hating dc
easiest way to spot 196'er casuals
>>
good advice from studboy

BASED studboy
>>
>>75178559
I'd snap you like a twig and finish what United started
>>
he did it with ngannou you clitsucker
>>
>>75178575
Easy way to spot a manic-depressive smurf too
>>
>>75178562
He needs his stomach stapled and some appetite-curbing drugs.
>>
>>75178575
How many UFC's have you been to?
>>
lmao based cynthia
>>
>>75178651
5
>>
>>75178145
Yeah see I figured that, but for some reason I'm not seeing where they showed this camera angle. Any idea?
I've looked through the post fight and interviews
>>
Have you guys noticed all the DC fans on here are obese low income losers like Jamal?
>>
Whatsup with all the Cynthia memes?

I didnt whatch any of her fights
>>
>5"4 144lbs
>>
kek bucholz is based
>>
>>75178248
Good luck

>>75178666
there's only been 2
>>
>>75178659
Prove it.
>>
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Cruz BTFO AGAIN

HELWANI BTFO AGAIN
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Is it still "rent free" if the person obsessed with you is a section 8 nigger that can't even pay his own rent?
>>
>>75178690
Are you just jealous that you're not as rich as you'd like to think and that you are not only a dwarf in physical but also financial size?
>>
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>5'4 144lbs
>>
Are you really that happy with your tiny self if you spend your social life vouching for approval on 4chan?
>>
is anyone still calling?
>>
Did I miss anything on Stud radio? Did you guys finally grow a pair?
>>
Lol these dumb apes are so easy to trigger. All you have the do is talk shit about lardo DC and their blood pressure soars.
>>
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>>75178766
yes and yes
>>
>t-theyre so m-mad l-lol!!!!

Lmao almost as pathetic as those hobbit hands
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>5'4
>144lbs
>>
i truly hope all the insecure people in here eventually find comfort in their own bodies and minds.
>>
Lardo pls go
>>
lol he's still going
>>
>>75178826
I find plenty of comfort and security knowing I'm taller than a fifth grader
>>
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>>75178826
Preach brother. Schaub bless.
>>
>>75178872
I don't believe you, but I hope it is true. You can lie to heem, but you can't lie to yourself.
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>>75176283
Mighty Mouse
Waterson
Jacaré
Stephens
Nelson
>>
Do you think it bothers DC knowing Jones is a way better father than him?
>>
>tfw 5'4 144

>tfw no mens straweight division in any fight league in my state

:(
>>
>>75178706
Oh so you were lying about having been to five UFC's. I figured. Usually the people that throw around the casual insult are low income losers that can't even afford fight pass.
>>
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>>75176283
DJ
Rose I guess
Souza
Stephens
>>
>>75175863
better links than the op
>>
>>75178955
Oh so you are upset youre small in both physical AND financial stature
>>
Cruz BTFO by bucholz
>>
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>>75178931
I have an idea m8
>>
CRUZ BTFO

BASED BUCHOLZ
>>
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>HUNGRY HUNGRY
>STUDBOY WANT FOOD
>>
is it obvious to everyone else that cynthia is banging buttholes? i think they're dating
>>
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>>75176283
REIS (if God exists)
Karatebitch
JAH-CAH-RAY
Stephens
Big CUNTry

FUCK MMA
>>
>cruz wearing his columbine trench coat
he'd be right at home on this board
>>
I knew it was weird that her feet were taped
>>
>>75179053
seems like it to me
>>
>>75178986
Nah just proving that you're the casual you tried to deny being.
>>
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Schaub is a false god
>>
>cynthia throwing a fit at justin after she kicked his tooth loose

What an unpleasant, high maintainance bitch. She must have fucked and sucked a lot of manlets to get all that personal attention in the gym and that shot in the ufc.
>>
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>>75179109
>>
Cynthia's feet BTFO.
>>
>>75179096
mkay cool
>>
>>75179114
he hot her feet in his mouth, must've liked it if he wasnt a fag
>>
>>75179114
Nao she's succing her to Dana
>>
>>75177883
>>75177411
you know what would help Weidman? If he could ride better, he can get the takedown, he knows submissions, he can scramble but man every time he takes it to the ground he can not ride or pin, from Maia, to Rockhold even Anderson could get out from underneath Weidman.

Weidman does his takedowns like a wrestler but i notice on the ground he is more floaty like a submission grappler, he favors mobility for offensive scrambles and set ups rather then pins and rides like a wrestler and because of that his opponents are able to more freely defensively scramble

Weidman needs to maybe look at tweeking how he performs on the ground if he wants to
>>
Would love to see Cynthia brutally choke Paige unconscious then see Andrade knock that fake bitch out
>>
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>>75179171
but theyre best friends
>>
>>75179167
I dont understand why he let mousasi up
>>
>>75179181
A fight I'm looking forward desu senpai
>>
>>75179181
WMMA. Just suck and fuck your way to the top. Imagine the combined mma experience and knowledge of all the cocks they've taken!
>>
they banging?
>>
wow cynthias such a cunt, hope she gets heemed
>>
>>75179205
t. bitter virgin
>>
>>75179243
>heem
>115
you should hope something more reasonable
>>
this joe saya dude is cucking bucholz kek
>>
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>>75179205
>tfw only little dick nips with a fetish for Amazon's want the SUCC
>>
someone call in and ask if theyre fucking
>>
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>>75179283
why not you?
>>
Anon is still on hold
>>
>>75179294
quick rundown on the socal habsburg sisters?
>>
>Justin (age 33) Cynthia (age 29)
>Fat Hairy (age 37) Rose (age 24)

Intriguing...
>>
>>75177912
Wrong. That's an American.
>>
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>jds punches harder than gustafson knees or a rumble shin to the face
>>
>>75179345
He probably does.
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>>75179353
>jds punches harder than a knee to the face
>>
>>75179193
If i recall right, i need to watch the replay
First time Mousasi was about to lace his legs enough and sweep, he exploited that Weidman's hips were high, I think Weidman was standing up and doing some ground and pound but over reached or extended,

Second time i cant recall how Mousai escaped
>>
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>>75176283
Johnson
Namajunas
Whittaker
Moicano
>>
>>75177206
halfnattylightning is an absolute madman
>>
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>>75176283
Johnson
Waterson
Souza
Stephens
Nelson
>>
>>75179396
Faggot ass bitch
>>
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>>75179428
Expand your vocabulary my bitter friend.
>>
I just checked all the upcoming cards, there's literally nothing to hype myself up about. Is there a lowkey spicy banger anywhere up there?
>>
Putin BTFO

BASED Bucholz
>>
>>75179443
Jacare vs Whittaker
>>
>>75179443
have you not seen UFC on Fox 24?
>>
>>75179438
Shut the fuck up expand your loser ass out of here
>>
studboy btfo kek
>>
STUDBOY BTFO
>>
FUCKING BASED CALLER
>>
>>75179443
This weeks card is actually decent imo
>>
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IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>>
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>cynthia could beat 9/15 of the top 15 UFC strawweights
>>
Portland BTFO

BASED studboy
>>
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is this autism?
>>
>why doesnt everyone jerk off me and MY fighters

-Stud Radio
>>
studboy becomes a testy bitch when he's hungry.

what should I ask him bros? quick
>>
>>75179519
ask him why he looks like fred flynstones retarded brother
>>
>you sound interested
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY IT GUYS
>>
>studboy trying to make an organic sounding sponsor shout out

Totally unbelievable because the guy is such a fucking fat narcissist that he wouldn't move his mouth unless he was fellating himself or his manlets.
>>
>>75179326
>muh heritage
>>
Why am I forced to nurture little synth Shaun? He's a bitch and a threat to humanity. I wish there was a way to destroy him.
>>
>>75179590
Its pronounced Tyrone
>>
another spectacular episode of stud radio
>>
I remember when studboy started describing his wealth in number of appetizers he can order in one sitting at a restaurant. Dude needs help.
>>
Studboy Bless
>>
>>75179604
Any memorable parts
>>
>>75179620
>guy asked if bucholz fucks the talent
>cruz btfo in a snowball fight
>nysac btfo
>helwani btfo
>studboy btfo
>quality jokes
>>
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why does /heem/ have to be so toxic?
>>
>>75179620
>Cynthia has stinky feet
>>
>>75179531
>flynstones

It's Flintstone, dummy.
>>
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IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>>
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>>75179664
it's the mma general, it makes sense that it's a bit more aggressive than other generals
>>
>>75179693
this is not /mma/ general. this is /heem/ there's a very big difference. heem is not soley for mma discussion. its not even primarily for mma discussion.
>>
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>>75179672
Not cool!!
>>
>>75179378
Second time Moose just pried Chris off with his butterflies. Chris was looking pretty sloppy by that point and wasn't on top of his game so it didn't take much.
>>
Chinese UFC is boring.
When's Pride 2.0?
>>
>>75179737
USADA got rid of his gas tank more than anything
>>
are they really letting Mousasi and Jacare to walk away

they already let Rory go to Bellator and he's got a win over the UFC champ, the UFC is just going to be the can crusher show, 1 guy in the top fighting against the dan hardies of the world

Look at the LHW division, it's a bad joke, it's the Cormier/Gustafson division now, since Jones is such a fuckup and the rest is just trash tier.
>>
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>>75179710
>implying /mma/ would have been different
>>
>>75179777
Thats your opinion, asshole!!
>>
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>>75179766
>the rest is just trash tier

there are a ton of light heavyweight prospects outside of the UFC, they could fill the division up again if they really put the effort into it
glover and manuwa are established guys who aren't cormier or gustaffson
and there's cirkunov making his way up the ranks as well
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>>75179766
and no, they aren't letting moose and jacare walk away
bellator just said they would be interested in signing them if they left the UFC
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>>75179846
Shut up, pussy.
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>>75179851
one hundred and forty four pounds
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>>75179867
Is that how much weight you're looking to lose, smelly?
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>>75179867
Dont you DARE ever talk about DOCKGOD like that, bitch!
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>>75175840
humble had a retarded gameplan, it's almost like he tried to throw the match
it would have been interesting to see how it would have gone if he had been interested in knocking DC out

>>75179872
>working on a dock
dweeb
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>>75175821
When my laptop broke I bought a new one.

It's called having a job, NotePad. Try it sometime.
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Holy shit I have NotePad SHOOK.
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Damn!! DockGOD effing demolishing Notepad!
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>work on dock
>harbor resentment
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>>75179897
>when my laptop broke I bought a new one

I bet you pay for cable too

What are your opinions on Antonio Carlos Junior vs Eric Spicely? I think Shoeface will win, Spicely is a grappler first and foremost, but Shoeface tapped out Garry Tonon a few months ago. I just don't think Spicely is on his level as a grappler. Shoeface should have a noticeable size advantage as well, considering he competed at 207 pounds or above in jiujitsu, and has competed as high as heavyweight in MMA.
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>>75179943
Nice!! DockLOSER BTFO!! How's that little BITCH dork ever gonna recover? Pussy ass do nothing bitch, 5"4 was my dick size when i was young you turd. Fuck you!
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>>75179962
You are my favorite poster
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>>75175780
for how much the crowd was ooohing and ahhhing these during the fight he really didnt land many of those to the body

im sure it doesnt feel good on a forearm, but that's why lando never really reacted much off of them


great fight for teymur though, really showed what he can do. honestly thought he was just a tuf scrub
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>>75179954
How you tryna step up to DOCKGOD, little dweeb! Sit the fuck down and go back to Excel!! Post another webm low incomer, i can smell your obesity from here!!
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>>75179975
tricking him by going to the head on the third one seemed to catch Lando's attention
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>>75179975
Teymur looked really good in his fight against Jason Novelli, and Lando showed cardio issues in his fight with Ferguson as well as defensive issues in his fight with Makdessi. Teymur has a solid striking pedigree, and he's shown it since he made his debut.

i will brag about picking this upset correctly until the end of time
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why does heem get so autistic when its only like 10 of us here? 1 day with thread IDs and /heem/ would get quiet as fuck
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>>75179867
I'm really impressed how his old ass can flick that wheel kick around so fast. Seems like it's his reaction speed that's failing him. I wonder if it's because his vision is deteriorating.
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>>75180015
That's because you're a LOW INCOME obese smelly aspie Notebook faggot bitch

Post slip, oh wait you have none!
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>>75180023
Its that fucking nothing bitch faggot pussy dockBITCH who shits up threads all the time man! Like damn! I know 10 year olds that get that stupid fuck choked out. Pussy!
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>>75180023
It says we gave 53 unique id's in this thread.
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>>75180066
half of those are probably single posts and phone posters get new IPs often
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I've submitted at least 10 picks already!
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did i miss something on stud radio?
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>>75180093
Deez nutz!!! Hahaha! Gotcha!

Bend over, bitch!
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>>75180093
best studboy in a while
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Jacare
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>>75180106
>>75180113
timestamp me fuckers
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>>75179766
Welcome to the WME era. Years from now this period is going to be looked upon as a crucial turning point in the world of MMA. WME is desperate to earn back their money and one way to do that is cut expensive talent that doesn't sell out arenas, like Jacare, Rory, Mousasi, etc.

It's only gonna get worse until the execs feel the heat from Bellator, which might be too late for them to do anything about the death of the UFC.
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Schaub!!
>>
is
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>>75180141
Another one!!
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>>75179954
I pay for DirecTV, actually. Cable is for plebs.
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>>75180141
Blob
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Yo fuck brendan schaubf that low income BITCH!
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>>75180167
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>>75180170
Congratulations!!
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Yo i LOVE me some Brendan Schaub!
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>>75180185
Schaub bless brother.
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>>75180194
Shut up!
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>its a shawb posting takes over the thread episode

good night lads
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Where's that BITCH Adan at! Portion my nuts you dick!
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>>75180170
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>>75180170
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>>75180202
Cheeto fingered h8r get lost! You're just jealous that you suck!! Get out of here!!
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>>75180209
Ewwwww!!!
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Callen is cool, he should just ditch Brendan and instantly become way more successful
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Cmon Adan!

Show these fuckin BITCHES whose boss!!

Fuck yeah!
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>>75180245
Sit the fuck down you jealous lil hater! You ain't got shit to brag about! Prove me wrong!! You can't! Bitch!!
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>>75180248
These little heemsters are beneath me, like roaches under the boot of a king. I revel in their self-destruction.
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Schaub sucks and isnt even funny!! Stop talking about him!
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>>75180256
i can, Callen is a comedian that can hold a sentence. Brendan Gahdouche Schaub i cannot say the same
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>>75180023
heem is a friend simulator, I friendpost throughout the day
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>>75180245
Incorrect. Big Brown Breakdowns pull huge numbers. Callen's podcast was virtually unknown before he collaborated with Schaub.
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What the hell is going on in this thread? Is this one person or multiple people doing this shit?
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>>75179766
>he's got a win over the UFC champ
makes me think
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>>75180280
The last 50 posts are probably from the same 3 people
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>>75180272
Shut the fuck up you do nothing bitch big brown breakdown fitting name for that giant turd! Haha! Fake news is what that BITCH shit is!!
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>>75180294
My guy what the heck are you even saying?
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>>75180245
lmfao what do you think he was doing for the 15+ years before schlub? Joe and Schlub is the best thing to ever happen to him.
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Its some larping faggit that wants my dick in his boipuss
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>>75180297
NoteGOD show the door to this fucking loser!!
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>>75180308
Stop it!!!
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>>75180321
Fight your own battles. Only you can save yourself. But you have to be willing. Bless.
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>>75180122
I don't know what they can do to right the ship at this point. They'd have to find a new fanbase to tap into like they did when they piggybacked off WWF but I don't know how they'd be able to do that since they can't match the salaries that other major sports pay. Viacom is pissed enough to keep propping up Bellator and Sakakibara is back. It looks grim.
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>>75180337
We can do it easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours
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>>75180345
You scared of NOTEGOD little bitch??? Ha! That's right, step the fuck back already!
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Thiccenzie is in
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>mfw the mw champ is ducking the ww champ
>mfw the ww """goat""" is ducking the ww champ
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I work security and yesterday I saw a guy slap some wicked jits on my supervisor. He wrapped his legs up and took him down in the blink of an eye.

See but the thing was, he was a lanklet and my supervisor is Dennis Siver mode. So when it came to the basic struggle the blackbelt wasn't able to do much before he had a forearm slammed into his teeth.

It got me thinking, is this the same case in the UFC? Are there any elite grapplers who are skinny and tall? Cole Miller maybe?
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Laughing at you fucking LOSERS hating on Schaub man! How pathetic! He is more successful than you ASPIES will ever be! Make all the jokes you want! Schaub is successful! You are not!
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>>75180358
Why are you yelling? I'm not going anywhere. Nobody from Canada, Australia, Wirral or New York City can make me.
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>>75180365
>thiccenzie vs rose ultimate surrender
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>>75180373
>skinny tall grapplers

Most of them work off their back like Nate Diaz and tony Ferguson
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>>75180377
Sad!
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>>75180403
>magny maia brown backpacks
makes sense, good post
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>>75180405
Back off
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>>75180366
The paperweight champ is ducking the lhw champ
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>>75180377
Schaub bless brother but please refrain from cursing and shaming others. We just want the best for people. I try to extract and magnify the most redeeming qualities above all others.
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>>75180431
dc? he said to jon that he's waiting for him.
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>>75180382
I liek how u think
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>>75180471
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>>75180463
>gifted when over fumble
>immediately calls out Manuwa

Oh yeah he's waiting
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>>75180373
what training does your supervisor have?

rule of thumb is the 2 extreme body types have some inherit advantages and disadvantes


Longer limbs you might have a quicker time locking in certain holds, flip side you are a tad more prone to limb attacks since your own limbs are longer

shorter arms make the gripping service shorter but there is more of a crushing/crunching force for their knots and grips

they're all rule of thumbs so in reality sometimes they dont hold water with so many exceptions
>>
>>75180498
so he's not allowed to talk about jimi? nice try docky
>>
>>75180420
back attacks and riding are just a huge part of the current MMA grappling meta instead of the classic guard game


you have more and more grapplers finish their shots or takedowns and do back takes,duck unders etc so they can just attack the back
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>>75180463
Nope. He's trying to get a fight with Manuwa. He's terrified of Jones
>>
i haven't been on HEEM since 2016. i had a life for a small period of time. who the fook is studboy?
>>
>>75180503
Supervisor has no grappling training at all. As far as I know he's got some basic boxing training, and a decent amount of self defense training.

But as soon as he had a grip on the guy's wrists he was able to pin his arms and just crawled over his hips as the guy struggled gaining full mount. At that point the guy could only spit.
>>
>>75180523
>calling out Manuwa before belt was wrapped around his fat ass

He made an ass of himself. It was embarrassing to watch.
>>
>>75180569
if not jon, who the fuck else will he fight?
>>
>>75180543
some guy from team alpha male who's on their weekly podcast thingy
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>>75180566
Sounds like your supervisor was smeshing. Way to make use of his body type.
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>>75180569
It's so embarrassing. Just like when he tried picking a fight with Vader.
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>>75180584
Shogun

BAHAHAHAHA
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>>75180579
that's a really sloppy elbow

Slow mo you can see the impact and rattle black shorts but blue short's flares out the elbow at a too wide angle, he's doing like a chicken wing,that diminishes the power generated and if black was actually fighting and reading the stance, he could see and defend (by walking back with foot work, circling or blocking)
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>>75180595
I don't blame the guy. He just wants an easy SUCC until JON cums back
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>>75180630
to continue you see proper elbow technique doesn't flare the elbow from the body, it should be similar in form to a punch but with the elbow tuck, the form tight and the fighter able to generate more power due to the kinetic chain


The pro wrestler is strong as fuck and that elbow is just all muscle, sort of a dick move if the other guy didn't know it was part of the script
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>>75180651
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>>75180651
What helps is picking up lead foot and dropping the elbow as lead foot connects to the ground.
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>>75180579
are roided up indians the most powerful race? he probably leaves a crater when he shits on the street
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>>75180676
This is true of strikes in general, right? I always hear that power comes largely from weight transfer
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>>75180708
>>75180630
come on he knocked finn out
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>>75180733
I suppose your right. I do the same with my lead hook. With uppercuts I squat and have my body follow behind my punch.
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I'M FUCKING LAFFIN
I always report anybody that posts WWE content but the mods never do anything but they actually banned the goof this time. I'm fucking dying
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>>75180782
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>>75180782
I don't care!
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>>75180782
There were descent post that followed but I see where you're coming from. Faggit
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Hey sperg faggot, isn't it about time you stopped gargling gonads and posted an early thread?
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>>75180862
that's you're job Adan
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>rumblemarks still seething
BBDCWTFS
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>>75180873
BOO ME!
Im gettin money & championship belts
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>>75180782
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>>75180862
spergy goes to bed early because he has his GED classes down at the retarded school in the morning. it's one of the reasons night time /heem/ is so comfy
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>>75180883
I LOVE YOU
I SAID I LOVE YOU
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>>75176283
DJ
Namajuanas
Whittaker
Stephans
Nelson
>>
Post spicy bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sqNJG7E2pk
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Apparently the ufc YouTube is blocking comments on vids about Waterston because of too many sexual comments. Lmao
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>>75180991
kek
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>>75180991
funny considering their failure to police any other video for any other reason.

playing favorites I assume
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>>75181013
>>75181013
>>75181013
>>75181013
NEW THREAD
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>>75181004

uh...is t.t.that semen?
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>>75181004
UGH what the fuck?
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>>75181019
just realized that thread was 10 posts early. fuck man. the thread is moving slow as shit. you come back to keep making early threads?
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>>75181133
>>75181123
>>75181116
>just spam webms to make up for the fact that your thread was 10 posts early so you dont get banned again

just stop making early threads you dick
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>>75181142
totally dude
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>>7518099
Waterson of all people? You'd think other fighters would have gotten far more, Waterson isn't even that mainstream
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>>75176367
>tfw me and Connor have the same poverty hairline
Never asked for this.
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>>75178931

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