1:10 EST
Wright vs. Fulmer
Sox lineup
les tigres
let's go tigers!
>MLB Network shills Tigers vs Red Sox
>Gives me Braves vs Pirates
Every fucking time
will the red sox win?
>A-10 Flyover
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
Why is our pinch runner pitching?
H O L T
O
L
T
>day game
>on a weekday
fucking cancer i just want comfy night baseball
>mccant throw a strike
Did mookie get everybody sick? WTF is this lineup?
>>75081339
Mookie and Hanley are sick
Can we get rid of Moreland yet? Bring up Lars Anderson or something
Hey can we play this game later I'm at work....
Get rid of this meme pitcher
>>75081372
just called in and ordered 6 extra innings, see ya later bb
All these day games during the first week of the season is retarded. Also why is Xander on bereavement time? Who died?
>wake up
>tiggers opening day
>some chick gave me her digits overnight
gonna be a GREAT day famalam
lol they gave pedroia a far worse checkswing
>people wanted this meme ball """""""ace""""""" to start the all star game
????
>>75081454
Bookie has aids so Xander is bereaving
>>75081475
he was good until the injury
good fucking work jones jesus
also, what a steal fulmer has become
>>75081520
Can you not curse
Your 2017 AL ROTY.
>NESN praising aggressive base tactics
yeah can you not after what happened last year
>>75081542
even if he regresses hard it is steal a superb piece to get for a pending free agent
iggy you useless piece of shit
>Iggy
i can sleep easy knowing iggy is going to get flipped 100%, his easy contract and new agent make it impossible not to
Iglesias would've had that
>>75081615
B-But his glove is so elite and he doesn't strike out
>they ARE using wet wipes on everything in the clubhouse
no idea why that made me laugh so hard
they make it sound like fucking ebola has spread throughout the team
I hate NUMALES WITH A FUCKING PASSION
>>75081649
the curse of Don. Thanks NESN
>kinsler will most likely not be here next season
at least he'll go to a team that is in contention and can give >us good stuff in return
FULLLLLLLLMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MORELAND
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET YOUR FIRST HIT
>Fulmer
>>75081731
that was seriously such a good play for a kid, he was halfway into right field when he took off
ty moreland
Please Moreland...
>>75081339
Oh no, did they get the same thing as Don?
Will Moreland ever be good?
>>75081731
wow, almost as good as his kick returns
>Kinsler taking that like it's nothing
Trade Miggy
>that legal sea foods commercial
what the fuck?
>>75081675
>fire Don
>team makes the playoffs
>fire Gary
>everyone gets aids
Literally the curse of our guy.
MAULED BY THE TIGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
>>75081849
What happens if we fire Farrel?
http://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2017/04/07/its-not-even-2-oclock-and-people-are-passed-out-drunk-in-detroit
well gang, we're back again for another season. no annual leave from work to visit detroit this year so shitposting and mlb.tv it is. slept through my 3am alarm but just in time to see the end of fulmer, did i miss anything so far?
>V-Mart
dubs and Moreland will never get a hit
Vmart caught looking what gives
>>75081952
Wew
>>75081959
he was fooled by the ace
>>75081888
I'M BACK BITCHES
Is Collins slow as shit or was that just a good throw
What the fuck is Collins doing
>>75081997
Top 5 managers of all time desu
alright i need some fucking HELP from people who are watching NESN
during that legal seafood commercial a piano tune was played that i cant for the life of me seem to remember. it's slow and dark and goes like this
dun dun dun dunnnn dun dun dunnn dun dun dun dunnnn
sandoval just burned another 50 calories
>>75082032
shipping up to boston - dropkick murphys (piano version)
>>75082032
I gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZY5DBmgC_A
>>75082076
god fucking bless you brah
>coney dog pizza
fulmers just trying to get him some more exercise, very considerate of you
>>75082083
looks delicious af desu
>ump
Opening week really has me itching to play MLB The Show 17. I'd rather not shell out 60 for it even tho I could. Last (and first) one I played was 14.
>this 2015-tier Red Sox RISP
cringe
red sox always struggle when its cold out, once it heats up theyll be killing the ball
happened last year and the year before
Where is Ortiz? Is he sick too?
>>75082158
it's really, reallly improved. last one i played was 15 and after watching people play 17 i had to go out and pick it up
ball physics feel real, bat actually acts like one, faces is good, RTTS greatly improved, online modes look fun with daily challenges and shit. if you have any questions lemme know, i haven't put it down since i picked it up last week
>>75082198
Ortiz retired last year, slowpoke.
>>75081997
Based
>Mitch Moreland is 0-for-11 with six strikeouts to start his Red Sox career.
>>75082207
Did he retire because he got sick?
>>75082207
>telling lies
he's sick along with the other half of the team. Gary and Don too
>>75082219
Idk ask mr president
>>75082219
>>75082253
Are you stupid?
>>75082263
i'm just wondering because everyone seems to be getting sick these days
>>75082204
Damn, you might have sold me. It definitely looks better than ever probably because they ditched the PS3 version and I saw some videos of the new ball physics. Gonna go for it and sink some hours into RTTS.
>bitch poorland
>bubba and mary
>>75082279
>tfw can't crank out the Papi pics because he's retired/permanently stuck with the flu
Good thread
>>75082316
Good post
>Tfw no more Papi posting
Why even live lads
>>75082282
yeah you could always look at second-hand stores to see if they have any used copies already but i doubt it
RTTS has been really fun, probably check out ign/gamespot reviews to see what all the big changes are.
>>75082347
great post
>>75082362
Greater post
BASED NICK
>it's a Wright has no run support episode
>base runstellanos
inb4 dp
>BOMBSTON
Time 4 the RBIgod
second pitch GIDP
>>75082390
Im just happy hes fully recovered and picking up where he left off last year.
What pisses me off is every time we go to Detroit they ALWAYS get away lucky
At least Buckholz sucked yesterday
The Tigers basically tried to do this but what's keeping an MLB team from building a stadium with 500' fences and drafting outfielders who are just fast af?
I'm sorry V-Mart
>>75082408
Fugg this is truth
i predicted upton with 2 K's today, please dont let me down
>>75082419
loss of revenue. good idea that no one wants to actually go and watch
What's this banner at the bottom about charter customers losing fox sports?
>buick commercials
>>75082409
good point
tfw tigers do smallball
robot umps when
>>75082409
>There were people who had the real opinion that the team should not have traded buchholz
>>75082496
I was at Sales first game and im so happy he didnt suck dude, we got a real chance this year pitching wise
FLIP THE BIRD COLLINS
>DETOILET
Lmao you can't make that shit up
Is Collins gonna flip the bird again?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>75082510
I wish Price was more competitive and not a whiner. And healthy.
>Getting paid millions to drop routine fly balls
Will we lose this game?
LITERALLY WHO?
>>75082574
>>75082574
>you're fired
Does this mean Farrell is finally getting fired?
>>75082574
Wtf>>75081068
We lose
>4 straight balls
>2-2 count
what did he mean by this
this inning could have been over so long ago
watch right field single here
>>75082584
I'd take DiSarcina.
Anybody else hate God Bless America?
Wow our offense is trash
>that shrieking singing
-0/10
>>75082634
Hate is a strong word, but it's long (long [long]) past time for it to go.
>>75082634
No, because I have a penis and a slight bit of patriotism in my soul
>>75082634
Hate is a strong word... that I would definitely use.
>Wright still pitching
bravo john
>>75082634
It sucks
Anyone want to come with me?
>mcannon
APOLOGIZE.
>>75082661
thanks farrell!
>>75082643
>>75082649
GET OUTTA HERE. GET OUT
pls say romine got subbed in for collins
PLEASE
>>75082681
Yeah basically the Yankees have to change it back first to give other teams cover. I'm not holding my breath.
>>75081068
DAMMIT TRUMP
>Kinsler swearing
>moreland can't hit the ball
>infected the players who can with the flu
what is he good for
Quality opening day so far desu
i thought rondon was closer
>that 97 fastball to ped's head
im crying laughing
he still has no control but all the speed this is so fun to watch
>the taste he left in brads mouth
lewd
>>75082773
K-Rod
>Pedroia trying to catch up to Rondon's FB
uhhh bruce?
Is Nintendo a bust?
Move him to the bottom of the order like Jbj
Rondon is fucking trash
HITS MORELAND
I thought spics were good at baseball? Rondon's gonna blow this game
>is it possible to have a robot pitch a baseball?
do you not see who's on the mound right now?
>>75082865
a fat mexican?
Soon.
Great job you fat fuck
LEFTY KILLER
holy shit rondons gonna throw this away
>>75082865
robots are consistent
game's not over, I repeat not over
>AWilson with runners on base
2 are scoring, at least
Is there a worse 100mph pitcher in baseball?
rondon looks so sad :(
EMBEDDED RED SOX ALEX WILSON COMING IN
m-man those bullpens guys. too b-bad there's a rule against having a good one right?
this is so sad to watch
Hello bullpen my old friend....
>>75082955
rumor has it the red sox once had a good one
WHAT THE FUCK SANDY REEEEEEEEE
i just have no idea what the tigers are thinking with this bullpen, does Avila really think that by moving Sanchez to the pen it's going to suddenly fix everything?
>K-Rod 4 out save
>changing pitchers for Pooplo Sandyballs
No need. He'll just gonna ground out.
>>75082993
Sweet swingin' Sandy isn't Ortiz.
yet.
>have f-rod in fantasy but want Sox to win
Oh jeez
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK
BASED PABLO
>>75083012
I KNEW HE WOULD HIT A HOME RUN. YOU PROMISED ME A GROUND OUT.
A P O L O G I Z E
I-IS THIS THE RED SOX?
4am for this
>>75083012
Or not
Ferrari!
>closer
WTF?!???! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GROUND OUT????
PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>75083012
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>THE STATE OF YOU
What does Mr.I mean?
Wtf I love this fat fuck now
>>75083089
>expecting the tigers to do anything
Not this year senpai.
..I've come to talk with you again....
2012 flashbacks ahhhhhhh
JUST FUCKING REBUILD THIS USELESS FUCKING TEAM
THEY ARENT GOING TO COMPETE, HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT AVILA YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
YOU BRING IN YOUR SHIT SON BUT DONT BOTHER WITH THE BULLPEN, YEA GREAT STUFF WOOOO
THE FERRARI HAS A NEW ENGINE, FOLKS
>>75083119
>they don't know sandoval has had our number forever
>de toilet
:D
I actually don't think I understand what a good bullpen is. I've never seen a good one my entire life
That promo video for the Tigers batters was pretty cringy tbqh
>>75083141
Indians last year?
Reminder that K-Rod can't even touch 90 anymore
Tfw when the lions are the best team in Detroit
>>75083167
he can touch his wife, though
Fuck our bullpen
>>75083179
I thought red wings were good
>>75083181
reminder that Kimbrel still needs to close out the game :^)
>>75083179
>mfw find out the red wings missed the playoffs and the Bruins somehow made it
i blame boyd for not having sanchez available today
i blame everyone
>>75083179
>>75083206
wow how'd you get a picture of him after this game when he'll get deported for blowing the save
only a romine homer can save us now
>>75083225
Every single new england team is getting to the playoffs or winning it all this year
WHERE THE FUCK IS KIMBREL
>>75083258
celtics no. Bruins could meme it up tho
>the state of Niggeropolis Baseball
>Put Kimbrel in during the 8th inning of a tied game
>Don't put him in during the bottom of the 9th up 1 run
I DONT UNDERSTAND
>last Detroit hit was in the bottom of the sixth
Kek
>>75083311
>sox cant score unless it's against our garbage-tier bullpen
we both suck
>>75083304
Farrell trying his hardest to lose games
Strikeout or groundout?
>walk
Good battle but fuck this ump
ROMINE SPOTTED
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSs
>>75083304
it's the 8th
>>75083319
>5 starters for the Sox not in the lineup.
>>75083319
>sox cant score
Red Sox are using their spring training lineup right now bud. We have more than a few AAA players playing today.
>>75083345
I'm referring to there being 2 pitchers warming up in the bullpen and neither of them being Kimbrel
>>75083349
>>75083353
Brehs there's 2 AAA guys in the OF, Iglesias can't hit, and McCann is trash outside of a meme knuckleball HR
OUR LINEUP IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!!
>>75083319
>sox* cant score unless it's against our garbage ass bullpen
>minus bogaerts, betts, and ramirez
>collins
please redeem yourself after that error
ruh roh
can we just agree that they both suck?
Fuck Farrell
it's a battle of dave dombrowski bullpens to see who can choke the hardest
wtf the closer meme needs to end this is a way more moment than the 9th bring in kimbrel now he can go more than one inning
>>75083319
>Sox suck
>5 starters including Bogaerts and Mookie betts not in the lineup
>5-4
Nice meme
>>75083418
You ain't kidding.
>mahtook
uh brad, really?
what the fuck
>Mahtook
Jesus Christ, Brad
>>75083418
If the Tigers choke I'm killing myself
Pinch hitting AAAA player
Absolutely cerebral
>>75082644
wew lad
Is this a theocracy or something? Is it we the gods or we the people?
>>75083446
Promise?
BRAD WHAT THE FUCK
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK BRAD
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW
Is my live ticker broken or am I just retarded?
Can't see Martinez there.
Brad - Dartmouth
Me - College
fuck me
>>75083446
You may live to see another day.
Mahtook of all people
>>75083462
>>75083439
>>75083437
BASED BRAD
WTF I HATE THIS TEAM NOW
Oh come the fuck on, why do the Togers aleays have devil's luck against us
>>75083477
Romine was pinch running for him
>>75083477
>some retarded euro bandwagoner doesnt know basic concepts of baseball
what a shocker
>>75083437
>>75083439
Brad is a genius
>1 for 9
Hahahah
>JOE FUCKING KELLY
Brad - Millionaire
Me - Not a millionaire
>>75083489
It's our home opener. We have to give you the D.
O YE WHO DOUBTED BRAINY BRAD
>>75083514
Farrell is a fucking mad man
i'm never doubting brad ever again
seriously, he did it yesterday with avila and today with mahtook. what the fuck brad, you absolute madman
>it's a both teams try to blow it but the Tigers pull the win out of their ass episode
Brad - Former MLB All-Star and Gold Glover
Me - No baseball experience
>>75083304
>bottom of the 9th
You literally do not understand
>>75083493
Sorry, didn't know about pinch running, only pinch hitting. My bad
Will we lose this game?
TAKE THE PITCH HERE COLLINS
Why is Kelly in this game
What is Farrell doing
What the hecker
>>75083556
Bigly
GIVE HIM YOUR FUCKING POWER RIGHT NOW.
JONESSSSSSSSS LET'S FUCKING GO MY MAN
SINGLE UP THE MIDDLE
Is there a single guy in this bullpen that can throw a strike?
Way to go, Joe
just bullpen my shit up
>>75083570
\o/
EASY DOES IT JONES DONT CHASE IT HERE
WALKING IN A RUN INCOMING
>>75083570
FUCK OFF LEAF
Joe Kelly is like wild thing but they gave him the glasses and he was still shit
DONT FUCKING SWING
K INCOMING
>>75083493
PS: Kill yourself
J U S T
U
S
T
THATS MY FUCKING BOY JONES
GOOD GOD YOU'RE AMAZING
Genuinely unbelievable
THE DOMBROWSKIB OWL IS HEATING UP
APOLOGIZE
dombrowski is sitting somewhere with the biggest smile on his face
How do you have two outs no one on to walking in the winning run with bases loaded
>Ingesias
Phew, it's over.
>iggy up
on to the 9th we go
>tfw you're not the only time with a Dombrowski-built bullpen anymore.
>>75083678
>>75083673
Red Sox baby, you better believe
IGGY YOU ARE SO SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>win last game
>blow the next game
the life of the lion is hard
lmao
fuck a red sox
yankee bros we outchea
Great job Iggy
>>75083692
uh we didnt win
>>75083695
>having a woman doing your radio broadcast
Literally cucks
>the crime scene of bombston relief
Sox are still gonna win btw
If K-Rod gives up a run then Brad is unbased
>>75083682
Red Sox bullpen would be good if it wasn't missing a chunk of their best pitchers like Smith and Thornburg.
>tfw need Papi HR in the 9th
>tfw no Papi
>>75083713
>having a male side line reporter
BB-rod
Stankees have no part in this victory/blown save so please gtfo
>>75083742
Good. No Papi to kill us for the 100th time
>>75083740
tigers bullpen would be good if it had more than 1 non-AAA pitcher too!
joe kelly FUCKING BLOWS
pedey pls
>>75083740
maybe dave shouldn't have tried to depend on a bunch of high injury risk guys
>>75083756
Oh shit we outlived him
KRod bout to get that Tommy John's
That's Gold Glover Nicholas Castellanos at 3rd
HE WANTS TO BE MACHADO SO BAD
ahh good they didnt score that as an error
rally time
BENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDOBENINTENDO
GO!
dubs and sox win
>>75083810
You mean these dubs?
>>75083777
Thornburg wasnt high injury risk the sox went out of their way to fuck him up
>>75083809
AWAY!
>>75083821
no THESE
>>75083834
>>75083821
>>75083810
>all off by 1
It's fucking over
oh krod :)
>not running to home on that
Pedey pls
>the closer of detroit
>the outfield of detroit
>>75083824
DETROIT FAGGOTS
>>75083837
okay but seriously this time THESE dubs
>>75083857
what? you can't seriously blame him for not making a large diving catch lmao
>>75083861
No, THESE
>>75083861
Sorry lads I tried
>>75082921
Joe Kelly
Thank fuck
GG Sox
Trade Iglesias and play Machado
>>75083860
Literally a hillbilly German
Welp that was lame
gg detroilet cya tomorrow
definition of a meme fucking game
see you boys tomorrow same time, ggs
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS
gg Boston. What a wild one.
This was honestly on both pitching and offense, we had plenty of chances
>>75083891
your mom's a hillbilly German
every red sox loss is a yankees victory
thanks detroit bros
DFA dumbrowski when
>>75083892
>haha I added toilet into the name again mom
A+ bullpen desu
gg detroit
ewww stinky beantown faggots
>>75083891
Literally a person
>tfw this is probably how the Tigers will be all year.
>>75083916
>>75083916
You're welcome. Beat Cleveland whenever you play them and we will be even.
>>75083892
>Welp that was lame
Because a 10-0 W is entertaining? This was a fun, if rage inducing, fucking game
It's okay Boston anons, Zimmermann sucks balls so you'll win tomorrow for sure
>>75083974
>Zimmermann sucks balls
>>75084000
Just wait
>inb4 he throws a shutout
>>75083940
FUCKING
>>75085457
LEAF
Just got home from work was don on?