/mlb/ general - crying >rags Edition

>rags
I got nothing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg

AL West confirmed worst division

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Top of the 12th, Kemp up to bat

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>le MVP face

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Mariners!
rough game tonight

Jints blew another lead while the Dodgers won.

Worst team to be a fan of considering everything:

A. >rags
B. whos
C. memeiners
D. mest

rags?

The two best shortstops in baseball both hit huge home runs with their team down by a run and back against the wall tonight.

Looks like the Diamondbacks are good now. You can't ignore 20 runs in 3 games.

>>75063506
Memeiners

>>75063503
At least you didn't kill yourself today. Smile.

>>75063506
oh, i feel real sorry for the whos and their world series win this century

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>>75063504
>tfw two inteligence to believe the dodgers bullpencil is going to be good all year

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>>75063514
ill do my best
maybe theyll get a win tomorrow

>>75063523
hahahahahahahhahaha

as if mang

>>75063506
B

A BIG RED DOWN ARROW

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>>75063473
>not posting the smug wahoo version

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>>75063529

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Buy Eric Hofmer he comes with a glove where sometimes the ball gets stuck in the web but he refuses to replace the glove because it's the source of his replacement level power

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>greatest baseball movie of all-time
>shitty children's flick

no rivalry here senpai

>>75063547
That's Eric Hosmer's glove on the right

>heidi dressed up as a sexy teacher

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>75063540
don't worry though, instead of blowing a late lead they just won't ever get the lead despite a great pitching performance

Astros: 1
Mariners: 0

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>>75063547
I've been returning to Moneyball recently. Very enjoyable.

Gonna have to make the argument that Bull Durham and The Sandlot are arguably better than your choices though.

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/a/stros!

>>75063547
ah yes, the movie the A's made about the year the Angels won the world series

>>75063545
I'll take Eric Hosmer and the ghost of 2015 Johnny Cueto please.

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>>75063537

>>75063559
>The Sandlot

that falls under the category of shitty children's flick. Try watching it as an adult, it's brutal

>>75063563
>DisAstros

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>>75063565
I counter-offer boudoir photography

For the ladies

>lastros

>>75063579
you got a deal.

>>75063547
Bull Durham
Sandlot
Major League

All better than Prettyboiball

When my dad used to say 'don't get caught looking', I used to not watch the ball as it came into the strike zone, thinking that would count as me not getting caught looking and they wouldn't strike me out..

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>ESPN Stats & Info@ESPNStatsInfo 3m3 minutes ago
>George Springer's 13th-inning home run was calculated at 353 feet. It would not have been a home run at any other MLB park

do u guys ever worry that your team wont win the world series soon

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>>75063512
Lmao, being a Rangers fan is like be Carl. Like, you know bad shit is always gonna happen so you don't even give a fuck anymore. Might as well talk shit in the meantime because the only enjoyment you have in life is witnessing other's suffer as much as you.

It doesn't matter, none of this matters.

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>>75063571
I've watched it recently and didn't find it all that terrible. I'll have to rewatch Angels in the Outfield though and then compare them.

>>75063571
Holds up well if you had a group of friends as a kid you can feel nostalgic about

So it's an awful movie as an adult

>>75063599
No. Because I know my team will never win a World Series.

>>75063598
McCann's HR was the same too. Fucking fuck

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>>75063579
Now that's one sexy Cueto.

>>75063606
let me guess - Rangers fan?

this could quite possibly be the year

>>75063547
Billy Beane is a fraud.

>>75063563
I like this

I'm gunna start incorporating this into my posts, but I need to build up pictures since it's a new computer

that being said I need pictures of anime girls and memes

and what the fuck 5 captchas jesus christ

>>75063619
go to /a/ to find smug anime girls

>>75063614
No. Mariners.

>>75063618
Beane could have won a World Series or two had the team not been Brokeland.

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>ee didn't get a hit today

>>75063553
Altuve slumping worries me, the guy isn't prone to slumps. He wasn't hitting throughout spring training, and he got outhit by Odor in the WBC, for Christ's sake. His timing seems off or something, the leg kick isn't as dramatic unless he's decided to swing. He's also chasing pitches that he shouldn't be swinging at, which is unlike him. The guy up until now doesn't go 0-6, but he did tonight, and thats worrisome.

Morton was a very nice surprise throughout spring training. His pitches have worked so far, he had a great K rate in Spring and he had a few of them tonight. He's also prone to getting grounders. I hope he can keep it up for a whole season, because him and McHugh should be fighting for 3/4. Musgrove needs to come out and take the 5 spot from Fiers. Fiers is TERRIBLE (outside of the no-hitter in 2014) and there are too many good arms in the Astros system - notably Martes. The only reason Fiers is still around is because he has value as a starter when the rotation inevitably gets injured, but he's fucking terrible and the Astros spent too much on him.

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Going to my first yankee game next week, what to expect?

>>75063639
boy those grapes sure are sour eh

>>75063639
Still won though.

>>75063547
>Making a movie about the year your biggest rival won the world series

>>75063643
Lots of tourists. No real New Yorker likes the Yankees.

>>75063643
a loss

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Is this the year we get rid of Braun?

>>75063643
Everything to be overpriced. Also faggots because its the Yankees

>>75063643
yankee fans
im sure it will be awful

>>75063654
>Everything to be overpriced.

Oh boy, like literally every major league ballpark?? kys

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>>75063645
i still get sad when I think of his name up on the wall at rogers centre

gotta take your satisfaction where you can

>Red Sox won and Sale did well

Guys I'm so happy to have a good pitcher on the mound. Fucking Price, hope he dies

still baseball left to watch tonight senpaitachi, NPB
http://live.qq.com/10000402
chiba vs hokkaido (Otani)

come post here so brazil bro isn't lonely
>>75061770

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>>75063619
Sorry friend but nenecchi is incorporated with the Rice Owls/Texans/rockets

>>75063651
t. Pennsylvanian

>>75063506
One of these things is not like the other

Didn't the Mets just go to the World Series?

>>75063643
disappointment. have fun watching a team with a mediocre lineup and terrible starting rotation. The bullpen seems good tho

>>75063645
bitch we cant score runs to save a life this is all we have now

>>75063667
otani is up lads, his OPS is like 2.000 (through 5 games) this season, too good for that shit league

>>75063686
>we

>>75063669
Well I'm a Texans and Rockets fan too!

>>75063705
We've been over this, he's the team shitposter.

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>Blow Gays haven't won't a game yet

>>75063737
Why is he crying? You should be happy unless you are a Blue Jays fan.

>Jays, White Sox, Royals, Mariners, Rangers, Marlins, Pirates

JUST

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>>75063753

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>>75063753
>Blow Gays

>>75063753
the white sox are rebuilding there are no expectations, the jays and mariners deserve their own tier of shit

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Imagine actually living in Canada

Who still /162-0/ here?

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>He unironically is a fan of the
Toronterrible Blow gays

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>>75063778

>>75063766
>comparing a team with back to back WS wins (one was a walkoff dinger) and consecutive ALCS appearances with a team that hasn't made the postseason in 16 years and never been to the world series

hello bandwagoner

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>ZERO (0) WINS

goldface this

*unzips >rags*

>>75063795
you understand we are talking about this season only right?

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>2017
>Not having a win

I seriously hope your team doesn't do this

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>Canadians actually thought they could play baseball

NO WINS. NOT EVEN ONE WIN.

>>75063811
>extrapolating season performance from the first 2 (T W O) games

hello bandwagoner

It's a Canada fight love this episode
Where's that Tigers Canadian
Strike up a three-way for me

>>75063819
what the fuck else are we supposed to do you you cuck

>>75063818
not even mad, we are finally gonna firesale and rebuild properly

>>75063862
Make more syrup, you goddamn leaf. My pancakes are dry.

>>75063870
>not eating pancakes with chocolate syrup

>>75063874
>eating pancakes with chocolate syrup
What the fuck is wrong with canada?

>>75063862
be happy that baseball is back and look forward to the next game? get behind the team in pursuit of another playoff spot instead of doomsaying constantly like you did last year when we made the ALCS again? do you know what being happy and hopeful is like, you stupid self-hating fucking faggot? this season may very well be fucking shit, but doesn't make you any less of a worthless fucking faggot if you never even cared or wanted your team to win

>>75063827
gotta fight the good fight against cancerous bandwagoners for whom baseball is just another outlet for their misery

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>>75063574
>>75063583
>>75063778
>>75063563
1stros

>>75063882
i would have no problem missing the playoffs and having a shit season if they played normally instead of this horseshit we currently have

>>75063882
>bandwagoners
>from a casual who fucked off to the furpuck threads during the offseason

reminder hockey is shit

Whichever one of you was here during the winter is the cool one btw

>>75063930
thanks friendo

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Looking forward to my Rangers blowing the fuck out of the Astros like they always do.

Tinder at the ballgame report: No matches yet, but a much better class of woman to pick from. Definitely will be doing it again.

Matt Strahm has pitched in every game this season and has an 81 ERA

>>75063642
Yeah,hes not typically slump-prone, but it's only been 3 games. He has plenty of time to get it figured out.
I'm just glad our real weak spots (starting pitchers, aoki, situational hitting) have been nonfactors so far.
Fiers is definitely overrated, but like I said, he's decent as a long reliever. I honestly don't see Hinch keeping him in the rotation unless Musgrove completely implodes beyond repair.
The guy they really overspent on is Gurriel. He's been a liability on the field and at the plate. He's done nothing to prove that he's worth more than Marwin, imo. Hopefully I'm just jumping at this early, and I hope he turns it around and makes that contract worth it, but he's been pretty useless so far.
As has Josh Reddit. Goodness gracious, he looks lost out there. Definitely a step up from Carlos Gomez, but that boy needs to get his brain in gear.

>75063932
Reminder that beating the Astros in the regular season is the equivalent of winning the world series for >rags fans

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what the fuck sam dyson

>>75063956
Reminder that winning a single game in the World Series is the equivalent of beating the Rangers in the regular season for the Astros because neither has ever happened.

reminder that getting a bases loaded walk is literally a RBI base hit to mariners and blue jays fans

WWWindians

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>>75063930
that was me

why does it take so fucking long for MLB to make the daily recaps? like how hard can it be?

>>75063999
I'd rather get swept than be within literally a single strike of winning it all two years in a row
Honest failure is more honorable than having the ability to be successful but still losing miserably

>>75064044
Cringe thread?

I love how ragsfags try to pull the NYY "muh rings" but they literally have the same number as their win total in 2017

>my first yankees game
>tfw went to a yankees-m's game when they had A-roid with my grandpa
I think it was the year they won the Eries too.

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>>75064044
>I'd rather BTFO than put up a good fight

This is what Houston fans actually factually believe

>>75064044
wtf is this cuck mentality

>>75064055
there's already a thread for that, dummy >>75062588 >>75062620 >>75062625 >>75063276 >>75063284 >>75063382 >>75063550 >>75063808 >>75063825 >>75063880

>>75064044
>I'd rather get swept in my team's first Eries than make it so close but break your heart
its harsh but at least >rags fans have had their team win a game in the WS

>>75064084
It's like how it's better to be a padres fan and know they're gonna lose 95 games than it is to be a giants fan and truly believe that they'll beat the dodgers for the NL West Crown but lose every year

>>75064098
this is some great pissboi emulation

>>75064072
>>75064076
>>75064084
Would you rather a girl lead you on and make you think she's into you, only for her to tell you out of nowhere that she has a bf and wants to be just friends, or straight up tell you right away that she's not interested?

>>75064098
it is easier on one's own heart/nerves. that's for sure. but you're right that the former is more pathetic; it's just that this place is for the memes and what's fun about the padres?

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LGTSS:

ONE

>>75064122
RED

>>75064124
DOWN

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>>75064040
>>75063930
im the one who isn't the self-hating faggot, just to be clear

no matter how we do this season, I'm still glad we actually have baseball

>>75064127
RAGS

>>75064129
FUCK

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>>75064122
>The oldest Franchise in baseball to never win a World Series
>Didn't make the postseason for 36 years of existence
>When they finally did, they played the Yankees 3 times in the division series and won just a single game in all 3 meetings
>Didn't make it past the first round until 49 years of existence

And after finally winning a Pennant:
>Lost b2b World Series'
>One strike away from winning it all TWICE
>Josh Hamilton kills a fan
>Blew a division lead to the A's in the final series of the season when all they had to do was not get swept thanks in part to this error
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Fx4z0V2mY
>Yu Darvish blows a perfect game on opening day in the final out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQRf_KRoqw
>Lost in the division series to the Jays after being up 2-0
>Lost AGAIN to the Jays in the first round the next year on a walk off throwing error by Odor in a season where they had the best record in the AL
>Minor league coaches in their organization get caught raping children
>Start the season with three consecutive embarrassing failures after hyping themselves up all offseason
>Forced to watch their division rivals win three straight games

Is it even possible at this point for the >rags to add to this lofty list of cartoonish tragedy?

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Quick, /mlb/, list the top 3 OF arms you have seen in your lifetime.

>Francoeur
>Ankiel
>JBJ

in that order DESU

>>75064164
Piggu definitely has to be up there

Sheffield used to throw cannons too

GOAT centerfielders

1. Ty Cobb
2. Willie Mays
3. Micky Mantle
4. Mike Trout
5. Ken Griffey Jr.

>>75064164
>no ichiro


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYAxk01E404

>rags

>>75064164
puig
bautista
cespedes

im new

>>75064179
>no jim edmonds

shit list

>>75064164
>he doesn't know about ichiro

>>75064179
Cobb's better than mays offensively but Mays' fielding puts him over Cobb imo. Cobb is still a top 5 position player though.

>>75064179
denard span

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>>75064187
>>75064216
Has Ichi ever THROWN a 420-foot homer to dead center before? webbum very much related


>>75064179
>Trout over KGJ yet
4/10 bait taken

>>75064210
>tourists

>>75064241
>canadians

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>>75064179
>>75064214
>>75064216
>>75064225
for the sabermetrically inclined

>>75064272
Ah Tris Speaker, the perennially underrated. Most people would only know him for the doubles record.

>>75064283
he has my name too :)

>>75063680
And humiliated themselves to an epic meme

>>75063521
Dodgers had the #1 bullpen in baseball with additions of Romo and Dayton. They're good.

>>75064272
>156 WAR

what the fuck

>>75064329
he did play for 24 years I think. and that's either 2nd or 3rd best among position players.

>>75064329
yeah, and to think that if The Kid didn't have all those injury problems he'd likely have over 100 WAR and pass Mantle at least.

>>75064329
Mays is the career leader in games played at center field, putouts from center field, 2nd all-time in career double plays from center field and in total zone runs from center field (2nd to Tris Speaker and Andruw Jones, respectively), and 5th in assists from center field. Factor in his 4th all-time ranking in oWAR at 136.4 and you've got yourself a ballplayer.

>>75064332
He's 9th in terms of games played for a position player. Below Ripken, Musial, Murray, Cobb, Henderson, Aaron, Yazstrzemski and Rose in increasing order.

>>75064352
I meant in terms of WAR he's in the top 3, but yeah, that too.

>>75064361
Yeah he's 3rd behind Ruth and Bonds for position players. Cobb rounds off the 150+ club.

>>75064371
I'm not surprised that they're all outfielders. Left and right are among the easiest positions to play, and center takes a special kind of talent to excel in.
Imagine having those 4 as your starting OF; do you designate Mays or Cobb as the 4th OF? A conundrum any manager would dream of.

>>75064381
Yeah i think the guy with the highest WAR who isn't an outfielder (among position players of course) is Honus Wagner at 7th. The other two non-OF in the top 10 are both second basemen (Rogers Hornsby and Eddie Collins at 9th and 10th).

based tribe workin da rags

>>75064436
forgot yer meme arrow
>rags

>rags

thank god Im not too late

>rags

>>75064468
it's never too late for
>rags
posting, anon

wat teh hell is the rags problem senpaitachi

>>75064479
Not being as bad as the whos

So, where should Ohtani go?

>rags deflecting their bullying to the whos
what a sad sight

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多摩

>>75064514
They deserve to be bullied unlike the rangers for having a big red down arrow

>>75064568
>rags

>>75063537
What the fuck is she crying about?

A's 160-2

>>75064164
>no mention of Choo yet
Dude had a cannon

>>75064272
>Kenny Lofton received 3.2% of the vote in his one year on the HOF ballot
It's not fucking fair, he belongs in the Hall god damn

>>75063643
The smell of stale urine.

I'm watching the replay now.

>lol rags

>rags

holy shit

I wonder what Nolan Ryan is thinking about right now?

>>75065448
he couldn't give a shit less he's in Houston

>>75063594
>Sandlot
Atta boy.

Inb4 the whos cancel their game

>Rags
Fans are dicks
Who's fans don't deserve the hate they get they've been through a lot over the past 10 years what with the collapse, the loss of sale the Memeing of them out of the playoffs by the twins

>>75065549
More rain?

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How many rainouts will we have today?

>rags

A fan literally cried because of that Grand Slam. Why the fuck would you cry about losing the THIRD GAME OF THE FUCKING SEASON?

>>75065569
It was a girl. She probably thought the Rangers lost the World Series last night.

>>75065575
The guy she was with probably said "If the Rangers win, I'll marry you".

>>75065569
>>75065575
>>75065580
>If the Rangers lose, I get dat bootyhole

>>75065562
No idea. I'm just convinced they don't want to play baseball.

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Orioles haven't lost this season

That's fantastic

>>75063547
Are we gonna get a new moneyball soon

The season projections now are consistently underestimating some teams.

>tfw statistical nut jobs are killing baseball

>>75065682
pitch framing and defense are now overvalued you heard it here first

>>75065568
>today's schedule
>yesterday's scores

I really like the look of it though, feels comfy somehow

>>75065674
O's are gonna be the first team to use a revolutionary two starter rotation

>>75064678
she just remembered that she's a >rags fan

>>75064272
Andruw Jones was the best fielder ever, so I'd take him in center desu.

>>75065755
>Spahn and Sain and pray for Machado to not be in pain

obligatory

>rags

>rags

https://youtu.be/GnLSyCqnKFA

>rags

G'morning /mlb/

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Pls don't bully the rags

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>Based Pudge is throwing 1st pitch tomorrow

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>the toronto blue jays will have a win after tonight

where is your god now?

>>75065891
I'm still tore up over why that cutie is crying.

>>75065913
Longoria will hit a walk off dinger, cap this post

>Angels have a rivalry with the A's
>Rangers have a rivalry with the Astros

>Memeiners have no rivals

The surest sign of a non-franchise

>tfw laird won a MVP award in japan

>filling 3 threads in 24 hours

Baseball is back

>>75065958
>Rangers have a rivalry with the Astros

Barely. I would say the Angels and maybe even the A's have more of a significant rivalry with the rags than the Astros do, but the rags main rival is Toronto.

You are right though that the M's literally don't have anyone.

>>75065891
Lmao what a cry babby.

>>75066059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLEkdaWBGGQ

>>75066038
It's mostly thanks to the >rags ragsing

>>75065891

Is there any way to get rid of those stupid boxes towards the end of the video?

are the >rags /ourguys/?

>>75065966
Gerald fucking Laird?

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>tfw the only relative I had that played ball played 2 seasons and has a -0.9 WAR

What are you listening to /mlb/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU1sweQqmho

>>75066150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj77DbpEVtk

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predictions for tonight?

Keep losing pathetics, we're coming home

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>>75066223
4-0

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>>75066223
9 hits, 4 walks, 5 ER, 3 pans to some hot bimbo in the audience, Mets lose 6-5 in another heartbreaker

Sound about right?

>>75066272
t. 2-0 against the resd

>>75066136
My dad tries out for the Tigers once but that was the only person in my family who ever even set foot on a major league field.

I didn't realize how ridiculous him trying out was when I was a kid but now that I'm an adult it's clear that he's a chubby manlet.

>>75066283
hey not everyone has to go up against Cy Young favorite Brandon "18 straight retired" Finnegan every night

>>75066150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpvufrpAhls

>The Masters and baseball on all day

Is there a better feel?

>>75066318
Have you had sex yet?

>>75066318
Yes. Trump could ban soccer.

>>75066334
I'm a father of 2 lovely young ladies. Take that as you will.

>>75066353
Incest is illegal

>>75066335
one can only hope

Yanks have an off day (and I hope girardi is whipping Pineda and Tanaka), which game should I watch today?

Are the Rags playing? I'm kinda sympathetic to them.

>>75066420
Just watch the jays lose again. It's pure comedy gold.

>>75066427
lol, I do hate the Jays

>so much rain

Why won't god let the white sox play baseball?

>>75066437
White Sox should be forced to forfeit all of April after this shamefur dispray.

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Find me a better stasche in the bigs. I'm waiting.

>>75066461
what's his porn name?

>>75066449
You mean god

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>Sammy Sosa has to pretend he's white just to get into the hall of fame
What a sad state of affairs for our country. The writers are too bigoted for a minority to be a hero, so they have to make up that him and bonds did steroids. Where's the proof? You would think that after years of taking showers with their teammates, someone would notice and report their penises shrinking over time. Yet no one has reported that yet. The courts never even though to ask about this? This is some pretty big evidence, and someone was bound to notice. Now Sammy has to make himself white for people to realize that he's a hero. Lmao it's funny that the Cubs have always caused this much butt hurt. I'm just upset that someone has to get hurt in this situation tho.

>>75066466
The Phive-Inch Phenom

..i tried

if you think you're being funny, mo'Lester, you're sadly mistaken

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>>75066461

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>You would think that after years of taking showers with their teammates, someone would notice and report their penises shrinking over time.

>>75066533
Why the fuck are you starring at other mens penises?

That seems pretty fucking gay.

>>75066558
>>75066500

>>75066558
because he's a molester

>>75066437
It's not raining now actually. It's pretty sunny

>>75066437
It's because he wants to save us from having to watch them play.

>>75063598
>players getting stronger
>small ball mindset gone
>fuck it let's smash some dingers is the new paradigm
>parks respond by bringing walls in

Will there ever be a new park with non-meme dimensions again?

>The rulebook states that parks constructed by professional teams after June 1, 1958, must have a minimum distance of 325 feet between home plate and the nearest fence, stand or other obstruction on the right- and left-field foul lines, and 400 feet between home plate and the nearest fence, stand or other obstruction in center field.

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>>75063506
Baltimore circa 1998-2011

>>75066292
>it's clear that he's a chubby manlet.
You mean like every other baseball player?

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Red Sox fans - what am I in for today?

>>75066698
disappointment

>>75063506
whos
>gauranteed rape field

>>75066698
3 hours of doing something else

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19090250/ian-kahaloa-suspended-cincinnati-reds-prospect-appears-post-drug-use-video-snapchat

>resd

Holy shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6bZqu4xjx8

phils vs. reds
>>75066737

>>75066728
BASEBALLS HATE HIM

Who's the saddest franchise that's won an Eries in the last 20 years?

I'd say it's toss-up between the Whos, Anglels and Marlins. But at least the former 2 have fans.

If I see a Dads fan ITT, you will see my Fist.

>>75066754
Dbacks and Phillies

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>>75066045
>mfw a fucking pleb was too underaged to remember the bad blood between the Rangers and Yankees near me

In fact, of the 10 AL postseason matchups the Rangers have played in their entire history, 9 have been vs the AL East.

The Rangers should honestly be moved back to the AL East where their franchise was born and all their actual rivals are tbqh. AL Worst was a mistake and west coast fans disgust me.

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>>75066762

>>75063473
>Not being able to score against the Braves

>>75066726
>not posting the video
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSjL5a1Bt__/

one thing you all seem to be forgetting

>RAGS

>>75066856
that is one retarded man

>>75066762
Why?

A-asking for a friend.

>>75066223
He'll show up at the park and sit around for awhile waiting for the rainout to be called

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>Canadians can't handle balls to the face
We should airdrop mo'lester to St. Louis to teach them.

>>75066856
>Snort coke then drink some coke

He's just trying to recreate the original taste.

>>75066927
Fuck off. I'm not gay.

>>75066112
lol no his obscure brother

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>I kiss guys for free beer, but Im not gay

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>Red Sox got rid of the come back player of the year

Kek

Reds will win 95 games next year.

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Cubes Famalamadingdong

hi where is the royals thread?

>>75066972
Lmao, I was joking when I talked about that. It was April fools, but you faggots were so willing to project your homosexuality onto me that you were willing to accept the story as true lmao. It's quite sad really.

>It was April fools
The only fool here is you.

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>I was only pretending to be gay, guys

>>75067008
i was gonna shitpost here, but sure
>>75067026

BUTTHOLEZ has such a shit stance, fuck the AL for not training their pitchers how to hold a bat

>>75066754
Probably Marlins

Pretty sure those time stamps weren't for April Fools

>snapchatting a video of yourself doing coke

why are people so stupid?

TIGERS AND WHITE SOX

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>>75067116

>>75064164
This is retarded and I like every player you named

Bo Jackson
Puig
Cesepdes

>>75064164
Bo Jackson
Puig
Raul mondesi
That one throw ichiro did
Jose guillens "mutant" throw

>>75067012
>ha ha i only pretend to suck off dudes

/MLB/ what is the most fun to post?

>rags
>Boystown
>whos / guaranteed rape

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>it's a spooked rookie episode

>>75067320
They are all equally fun to post.

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for how long?

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>Munenori Kawasaki signs with Fukuoka, returns to Japan

>>75067320
None of them. Off topic posts are a bannable offense, and I've reported all of you. Quit trying to make my joke into a reality.

Go Cubs.

Eric Hosmer for sale. What will you give me?

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>march 31st
>i- was an april fools joke, guys

>>75067461
Two packs of gum and a few prospects to be named later.

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le 72.00 ERA guy

>Kris Bryant is 0-10

>>75067482
That's nothing compared to James "200.00" ERA Shields.

>>75067476
RIP IN PIECE

>tfw reds aren't gonna red for several more years

take me back to 2011

>>75067487
Kris Bryant begins his journey towards the adamantium sombrero.

>>75067461
Carlos Lee

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>Nava and Bucholz destroying the Reds

and the Red Sox-Phils brotherhood began

>>75067487
As soon as I bench him he'll suddenly start doing shit.

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>>75067506
Okay

http://www.espn.com/mlb/playoffs/2010/columns/story?id=5656400&columnist=stark_jayson

Why are the White Sox the best team in Chicago bar none?