/nba/ general - PLAYOFFS IMMINENT edition

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First for /MVP/

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apologize

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>>75021724
>24

nice try Bombston

The following thread is an example of why Generals shouldn't exist.

It should be archived and used by moderators for future rule changes.

>>75022024
shut the fuck up fagboi

>>75022024
cuck

>>75022024
/nba/ is, or at least was, the golden standard for generals on /sp/ though

one porker spamming curry does not equal this place being shit, get the pb and man the fuck up

SKEEEEEEEEEEUP saying the warriors are cocky now lmao

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>>75021724
>>75022024
5 posts in and already two 24 gets

>>75022024
I'll fix it for you

>install 4chan x
>block brazil flag
>replace file info formatting with "%N %f"
>replace line 7430 of 4chan x with, no quotes, " Filter.addFilter('MD5', "/" + post.file.MD5 + "/" + ";op:no");"
>enjoy easily blocking shitty posts with one button

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When will it next be our year, lads?

>>75022024
>I'm a newfag who doesn't remember when we had 30 basketball threads at once, 50 baseball threads, and 163 offseason football threads.

Just because you're not old enough to remember Polio, does not mean we'd be better off doing it your way, you fucking autist.

>>75022207
>pooston
never

>>75022197
How do you live with so much autism?

curry won player of the week hahahahahahahahahahahahaha weststat cucked AGAIN

>>75022253
Generals are cancer on this site are cancer, we're better off having 30 basketball threads than one concentrated drama factory

>>75022267
Houston > Dallas

To believe otherwise you have to Love Mark Cuban, think Jerry Jones is a smart businessman for valuing money over championships, and turn a blind eye to 50 years of failed Rangers teams.

Nothing to see here, move along.

>>75022296
>concentrated drama factory

I think you just found the new Official Slogan for 4chan.

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>>75022341

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>>75022275
Let me explain what it does.

4chan x makes posting more comfy. Hiro simply does not have the resources to update this site's functionality, so many users like me contribute to 4chan x to help make this place better for everyone.

Blocking Brazil is obvious. It's not a real Brazilian and he adds no basketball related discussion but rather just spams crooked jaw pictures of Steph Curry.

The next option simply changes the text above images to having "filename - image md5 block button" above it. See picture related, highlighted part.

The next part is quite important. Basically when you block stuff with 4chan x's image md5 by default it will block replies in threads and also if they show up in OP's, it will block them to. This can cause you to miss a thread if curryfag starts one, so by addding ;op:no, it just says not to affect OP threads

I spend long enough here that I don't see no reason to make it comfortable as possible

Also consider this, why would i waste the mods time by reporting 100 of these curryspam posts when they can't do anything because this dude keeps switching IPs?

No, logicially it makes more sense to simply filter the images themselves

>>75022341
t. katrina ooga booga refugee

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oh hey there lebron

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>its not a real brazilian

>>75022503
Post a picture of the outside of your favela. We've told you multiple times you fucking dimwit. Prove your from Brazil or get pastebinned. Final warning.

>>75022409
is lebron jealous of ibaka's luscious bbc

>>75022400
I think I lost some social abilities reading that whole thing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mXZCtuyGP04

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>Brazil

You can tell two statistical stories with Russell Westbrook, and they’re both true. He leads the NBA in shots by over 350. He’s second in the NBA in turnovers. He’s the third-worst point guard in the NBA -- among starting point guards -- in field-goal percentage. He has the lowest percentage in the NBA – dead l last – in contested shots. He doesn’t guard his man. These are all absolutely true, but if you like Russell Westbrook, you don’t want to hear those. You just want to talk triple-doubles. Those are also true.

>>75022400
>all that out of sheer ass pain

larry is a god, he literally controls peoples lives

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>>75023147
>You can tell two statistical stories with Russell Westbrook
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/5qat1j/statistically_analysis_russell_westbrooks/

>>75023233
wtf i love reddit now

/nba/core music approved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UJLRuIs8mQ

>>75023233
Finally, and probably the most damning statistic, is that 7.0 of Westbrook's 10.4 rebounds per game are coming on missed FGA from 13+ feet. The largest proportion of those, 4.2, are from 19+ feet. That number ranks 4th in the NBA behind only Whiteside, Jordan, and Drummond. 83% of those rebounds on misses from 19+ feet are uncontested rebounds, meaning Westbrook had 0 competition for the board.

this guy is literally robbing history like a common criminal

>>75023350
I been ballin
I been ballin
I been ballin
Was in the bleachers now you know I'm shotcallin

>The NBA is changing how it’s handling the announcement of its major awards and will hold an awards show to reveal all of them at once for the very first time. The event will be nationally televised on TNT and will take place on June 26 at Basketball City at Pier 36 in Manhattan.
>The Most Valuable Player, Rookie of the Year, Defensive Player of the Year, Sixth Man, Most Improved Player and Coach of the Year will be announced during the show. The event will not be open to the public, as current and former players, executives and celebrities are expected to make up the audience.

Fucking kikes doing this because they know Westbrook won't be in the playoffs by the time they regularly announce MVP during the second round. This shit is scripted as fuck.

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Why are you guys even here? There's only 1 game today. Go outside, scout some draft picks, read a book, etc.

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>>75023409
>Go outside
im blind

>>75023166
This

It's pretty sad how much work you've all done for this garbage general

>>75023409
>go outside
It's too cold
>scout some draft picks
I'm not that autistic
>read a book
I'm too high

>>75023408
I don't get how any of that affects anything, with Westbrook

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>>75023408
Westbrook played 34 or more minutes in all but one of those games, against the Clippers Meanwhile OKC has lost a total of 9 games where Westbrook failed to record 10 rebounds. The minutes played in those games were as follows
L 80-114 Memphis 23 minutes 5 rebounds, Memphis shot 53% from the field
L 95-114 Portland 27 minutes 6 rebounds, Portland shot 54% from the field
L 96-122 @ Golden State 29 minutes 6 rebounds, Warriors shot 52% from the field
L 98-120 @ LAC 29 minutes 5 rebounds, Clippers shot 55% from the field
L 89-109 @ Utah 30 minutes 5 rebounds, Jazz shot 58% from the field
L 94-98 @ Milwaukee 35 minutes 7 rebounds, Bucks shot 48% from the field
L 109-111 @ LA Lakers 35 minutes 8 rebounds, Lakers shot 51% from the field
L 116-118 @ Houston 37 minutes 8 rebounds, Rockets shot 48% from the field
L 112-102 Toronto 38 minutes 7 rebounds, Raptors shot 52% from the field

>>75023409
I'm here for my raptie bros

>>75023408
>waiting until the draft to announce awards

That's retarded, leave it as is.

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Westbrook has MVP locked up, right?

>>75021724
That medium jersey is huge on him. He needs a small.

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>>75023409
>read a book

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>>75023546

>>75023476
Westbrook is choosing not to defend so he can get a rebound. Ranked last in contested FGA, for a PG, is really damning. Taking and missing more shots than anyone , not guarding your man in the perimeter, and averaging close to 6 turnovers a game is to "the benefit of the team"

>>75023409
im studying and shitposting breh

>>75023708
Westbrook is last in the league in both shots defended and fg% on defended shots. He's not guarding anyone.

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who splash brothers here

Bawston fans are so happy about being the first seed. They don't understand that the Cavs don't want the first seed. Now Boston has to play the heat in the playoffs. Bawston is dumb and IT is a tryhard.

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>>75023784

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>Westbrook is choosing not to defend so he can get a rebound

No hes not lmao

>>75023799
Horford has some pretty eyes

More like Chimpbrick, amirite lads?

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>>75023794
>Cavs don't want the first seed

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>>75023831

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>>75023794

>>75023836
Fuck Kentucky

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>>75023831

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no one likes you leltics fans, we are all rapties bros here

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>>75023885
this

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>>75022541

>giving the hue any type of attention

Cringe

>>75023743
Show me the stats behind this

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>>75022541
>Prove your from Brazil or get pastebinned. Final warning

taking the internet this serious lmao mad as fuck

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>>75023885
we outchea

is lil uzi vert /nba/-core?

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>>75024014
>anyone with braids
>/nba/ core

>>75023147
The thing is that russel westbrook should be an amazing defender and instead he's a contender for worst in the league. The dudes got a long ass wingspan for a guard, he's strong as fuck, and he's got unlimited endurance.

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https://youtu.be/XOftXiwm31M


Celtics fan here

Bulls fans pls redpill me on Butler. Is he really better than PG13 or Hayward? I heard he is an elite defender that begs for foul calls on offense

>>75024014
NOW I DO WHAT I WANT
NOW I DO WHAT I WANT
NOW I DO WHAT I WANT

WESTSTAT FAGS = RECTAL VENTRILOQUISM

YO WHERE THE FUCK IS CLIPS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsz6Sb9zKas

You seen this shit breh? JJ Reddick and Doc Rivers want to get the fuck out of there as ASAP as possible even with Chris Paul signing that verbal contract to come back next year....

What are your thoughts???? Hop off 2k and discuss basketball!

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>there's competition in the east, watch out lebron!

black dick

white pussy

like yin & yang

you cannot deny..

>>75024303
THEN WHY IS THERE MORE CHINKS INN THE WORLD? CHESSMATE!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GEJhkYjQH2Q

>>75023547
he pulls it off

>>75022400
how do i filter flags?

>>75024403
literally listening to this right now, we really out here..

New Vince Staples track is hot

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hBA0PUQCvIA

>>75024488
>>75024483
This is the best track of 2016

https://youtu.be/DbGc9OFMRp4

>>75024458
/^Brazil$/;op:no

In your 4chanx filter flag list

is it finally safe to post our 3x3 on /nba/....

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>mfw boston gets the #1 pick and la loses their first rounder
>mfw paul george goes to boston
>mfw books nigga is infinitely better than bustgram

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>>75024601

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>mfw lakers get the #1 pick and bawston drafts another bust
>mfw paul george already signed a verbal contract with the lakers
>mfw ingram is infinitely better than jaylen bust

black bull

white wife

look at me

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>>75024615
>>75023571
Use this

>>75024701

>>75024628
Why would Paul go to Boston lmao

He's not coming to LA either. He's just using us as leverage to get Bird to get some young talent. Maybe they move some contracts and get Bledsoe

>>75023914
Only real basketball players eat on Elsa placemats.

>>75023914
There's at least 3 placed advertisements in this photo

Draymond green is the shortest PF in the league, explain to me why he's the best defender at his position? Do guys like blake griffin and lebron just not try?

>going to the Mavs @ Kangs game tomorrow
>front row seats
what sign should i make and bring?
yo clips hop on 2k real quick?

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>>75024895
print this

>>75024986
who's that?

>>75024848
He plays dirty and gets away with shoving, elbows, kicks. Players dont want to lose their nuts

>>75025024
john wall

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>>75023571

>>75024488
not the best of the new Gorillaz tracks tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAlXfs3Ta_A

>>75024523
nah, this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKrSYgirAhc

>>75025080
I legit feel bad for Brook, Lin has been hurt most of the season and he's been on the block despite playing his heart out for the team

>>75025080
how do you guys get those 3x3 with the white text above them?

>>75025259
http://tapmusic.net/lastfm/

>>75025259
>>75025284
this, i ended up just making a last.fm account that's has no friends or anything but it just there for tracking my plays

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I thought you guys were joking around, what the fuck

>>75025527
No Fucking way he's a half breed ?!?!

>>75025527
wew lad

>>75025527
>being 1/4 black is being mixed

Nah McThunderBuckets is just a white guy in my eyes

>>75025568
this
you gotta be at least 40% black

>>75025527
that's too much street cred for just 1 white boy literally the king of /nba/

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>magic
http://uproxx.com/dimemag/orlando-magic-spoil-offseason-plans-picture/

>The part that will raise the most eyebrows is under the "Hybrid Trade" section, as it shows that the team may be willing to part with Aaron Gordon for Sixers forward and Rookie of the Year candidate Dario Saric.

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>>75025972
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Magic are so incompetent, Aaron Gordon is trash, even Colangelo isnt that dumb

1. Erving
2. Jordan
3. James
4. Bryant
5. Bird

>>75026049
>parker
>parsons
>deng

What the fuck are the magic doing?

>>75025972
>>75026049
8D chess lmao /nba/ got trolled

>>75026049
This is from April Fools right?

>>75026172
it's 4 hours old

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>>75026049
>parsons

>>75026172
It just came out my man, your GM is a retard

>>75025972
>>75026049
fake news that white board got hacked

is brazil more popular than /moo/ now?

>>75026231

Did they ask someone to invert a binary tree?

Imagine the faggot responsible for this
>no guys trust me we should get a big white board
>if we visualize it we can think about it better
>anything we think of let's write it down
>it gives us the chance to come back to it later and see all our options at once
>oh, and let's place it in the room where we bring in all the players and their friends
>and leave it there and not worry about it

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why are fiba games called matches?
That's that shit i don't like

You could probably be a better front office than the Magic by running a sim of 2k MyLeague and just doing exactly what the game does

>magic unironically trying to obtain parsons and deng

cap this, Silver is gonna fix the draft so they get fultz

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>>7502405648
Russ is a top three defender in the league.

John Wall status update?

>>75026386
And he leaves ala Dwight, Shaw

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it was just an april fool's prank hahah very funny rob, let's publish a tweet setting the record straight pls

>woman's final is today
>literally the only thing on, Silver clears out the nba schedule for it
>nobody watches

lmao

>>75026406
shook but not too much

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>>75026535
>woman's final

>KAT openly traveling
>refs don't call it

>>75026535
>woman's final is today
seriously? I thought they did seasons on the opposite time schedule so they could use the arenas? I even went to high school with a girl in the wnba

>>75026637
i only noticed because i saw bron's (sponsored) tweet about it, woman's basketball is a mess desu

wew the Wolves's MC is thick af

Why the fuck aren't you guys watching the RAW after wrestlemania? There's only like 1 crappy nba game tonight anyways.

You do have friends right....?

>>75026668
lmao who's playing

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>>75026695
steph is my friend

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>KFC

>>75026712
South Carolina beat Mississippi State by like 10, snorefest

>>75026729
I thought we were talking about the wnba lmao

>>75026761
nah NCAA, they played yesterday

but on the topic on the WNBA, i dont evne know who won the last title desu

wish Silver would cut ties with it, hire the pretty ones as cheerleaders for the NBA, let the rest walk

>>75026729

Wiggins game would go to the next level if he stopped taking 20 footers and either attacked the rim or took much easier 15 footers

blazers twolves is a 2 point game 5 minutes left

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>>75026716
this

>>75026780
this is probably the funniest wikipedia page I've ever skimmed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_National_Basketball_Association

>the team with the most championships folded
top kek

lmao refbell

>kat flopping

jesus

>tfw pastebinned all of his new filenames

hahaha

lmao lillard took out like 8 chairs

where's sri lanka?

dame is so cold

Thibs is going to murder these guys lmao, giving up a offensive rebound up 3 on a free throw line

>>75027133

Well that's to be expected at this point. If the twolves knew how to close games they would be fighting for the 4th seed

nuggies are making the playoffs arent they? failblazers are losing tomorrow

>br*zil

so bros whats the odds we get another chip?

this is literally the worse i've ever seen /nba/.

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>anon, turn the spurs game on!

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>>75027351
forgot the pic

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>>75027351
forgot the pic

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>>75027351
forgot the pic

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>>75027384
>shitzil
>warriors fan

>>75027369
I wonder if this girl knows she being creeped on by a lonely spuds kid.

>>75027402
she knows what she's doing, she's made a career out of being a tease

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why are spudoras still here after the last ass whooping we gave to them?

>>75027432
Sad that men will never stop being pigs.

Last two digits confirm how many games the Lakers win next year with Ball and Ingram

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>>75027351
forgot webm

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>>75027525
heh...

>>75027351
forgot youtube video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd2GCwkTd38

>>75027571
>getting blocks on a guy half your size is a highlight.

LeBeta fans everyone.

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>>75027504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7QNw1LRJv4

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>>75027592
oh? we postan blocks now?

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>>75027592
>using size as an excuse

beta cuck warrior fan since 2014

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lebum could never

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>>75027599
hello sam

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Sup goys

So we are gunna have a warriors vs celtics finals it's already confirmed by the ultimate Jew lord. He wants the two newest coaches to go face to face in an epic dual. Lebrons time is over

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>>75027759

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>pervert image
>bait name
>stupid post

The bad poster trifecta

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in just over a week we get to see Lebron pull his /wwe/ antics

good times

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Let me tell you how much the Cockshits fucking suck.

First off, their GM is a fat fucking autistic hack. And not even the flattering for of autistic like Rain Man. At least served a purpose and could count fucking toothpicks and win his brother money by counting cards. THIS GUY IS MAKING DECISONS AND ROCKETS FANS DEFEND HIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY.

Second off, Houston has built a "core" for their team, aka James Harden and Dwight Howard. This "core" is probably the worst in the league, not even kidding. Yeah, Howard was good, what, five years ago? And Harden literally makes 100% of his points from the stripe. YEAH FAGGOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND GET THE CALL YOU LITTLE BITCH.

Third, their supporting cast is fucking atrocious. It all started when (see second paragraph) decided to let their best player go, and replace said handsome man with fucking TREVOR ARIZA. Yeah, remember him? Neither do I.

Fourth, the head fucking coach. Kevin Mchale just might be medically retarded. He walks like a retard, so maybe his mental capacity shares the same trait.
And lastly, Houston itself. Houston is full of minorities and fucking smells. Nice "major city" you got there, while I'm breathing in fucking 100% carbon dioxide.

Fuck this team, fuck the fans, fuck the "fans" on this board, I hope all of you rot in hell.

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Let me get this straight. Instead of watching the future of the nba like everyone else you faggots would rather spam pasta and the same old images?

>>75027931
Ya!

So do I get the job?

>>75027931
College sports are usually very good games, but I can't get into it, ever. Shit's boring.

>>75027931
I'm watching the game pussy

is javale mcgee mentally ill

>>75027986
Nah, he's a really good player that get's bullied for cheap laughs on a bad show.

>>75027867
You're retarded, you can clearly see him getting hit and the subsequent fencing response as a result.

>>75027986
did your family kill all those people in the hotel or are you one of the survivors??

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>>75028028
He's some guy who paid for a vpn and a 4chan pass

Pathetic

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>>75028011

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>>75028087
she is literally perfect

>nintendo switch commercial during the tourney championship

fuck is john wall gonna be shook again?

>>75028006
get off /nba/ javale

>>75027986
interesting pattern

>>75028156
I feel bad for Javale, can you imagine if literally every single show, the writing staff was coming up with new ways to make fun of Shaqs inability to shoot free throws? I'm talking every single show, not just one bit to 'prove a point'.

I'm positive it would eventually get under his skin, after all, the guy literally said he would have punched chuck in his face if he said he was whiny.

>>75027931
none of these players will make it in the nba. none.

>>75028221
Shaq wouldn't give a shit. He's not a beta and actually has thick skin to banter with people, plus he has the hardware.

>>75028221
shaw was in commercials making fun of how shit he was at free throws

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>Cavs hit slump
>Lebron goes back to being a whiny diva
>front office shits itself and guts the defense to bring in some mediocre shooters to appease him
>team predictably gets even worse
>Lebron now picking fights with teammates and becoming a locker room cancer
>fast forward a few weeks
>Lebitch is too busy throwing hissy fits and yelling at TT to win playoff games
>Cavs get eliminated embarrassingly early
>Lebron is butthurt and blames everyone but himself even though he pretty much single-handedly tore the team apart
>demands trade in the offseason and leaves organization in shambles
Will this be the final nail in the coffin of his so-called """"legacy""""? 3-1 was nice and all, but I think we can all agree that he's still an overrated, KD-tier rat and that he should be remembered as such

>>75028133
She has a peanut head.

Shaq is literally one of the most hypocritical two faced people on earth, he portrays the lovable charitable gentle giant.
But in reality the guy was a cancer, theres a reason the guy was on like 18 million different teams.

>>75028310
hating him is an opinion

but 3-1 is a fact that will be embellished in sports history forever

>>75028235

UNC has 2 potential lottery picks this draft

>>75028341
so was 18-1 but literally nobody fucking cares anymore.

>>75028352
justin jackson sucks and I don't even know who you're pretending will get drafted is

>>75028341
>3-1 is a fact that will be embellished in sports history forever
So is bailing to chase rings with the Heat

>>75028360
>comparing football to basketball
The super bowl is a best of 1 so it's kinda understandable for them to lose. Even then it's still prominent, at least bigger than 3-28.

LeBron led 3 straight victories with their backs against the wall against a iuggernaut team.

PUSH ME TO THE EDGE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD

>>75028406
3-1 is far more hilarious

>>75028406
>chasing rings
He went there because he wanted a change of lifestyle in Miami and to play with his friends. If you really think he was chasing rings, why isn't he still there?

>>75028406
well atleast he didnt rape someone and say shaq did it too

>>75028491
dafuq?

>>75028406

He gave the cavs 7 years to put together a championship team and the best they could do was Mo fucking Williams. You better be just as mad when AD shits on NO in a few years

>>75028407
you mean kyrie irving led the team

>>75028436
>why isn't he still there?
He got what he wanted from them and after that, they were useless to him. If you really think he wanted a change in lifestyle and to play with his friends, why isn't he still there?

>>75028523
LeBron has a family and is growing up. He knows that he can't be indulging in a life of vice anymore, so he moved back to his hometown to teach his children how to be humble.

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>LeBron has a family and is growing up. He knows that he can't be indulging in a life of vice anymore, so he moved back to his hometown to teach his children how to be humble.

>>75028580
reminder that he has a side chick that is pregnant right now

>>75028547
This just might be the biggest, smelliest, runniest load of bullshit hero-worship ever posted on /nba/, and that's really saying something considering that Curryfag exists

Why would you cap this

can we bring 2009 /nba/ back please

>>75028634
apehoop posting wasn't allowed then kid

>>75028511
are you new?

>>75028670
Yes why do you ask

>>75028608
Or maybe your view on LeBron is skewed and heavily distorted because of almost 2 decades worth of slander. He can't do anything right in your eyes.

fucking kys.

>>75028634

Bring back nothing?

>>75028696
>fucking kys.
I love kyssing while fucking

>>75028694
kobe said it when he got caught raping women. its what i say to any kobe dickriders who pretend he's some competitive guy who is of upstanding character.

sure thing, so competitive he cheated to get his dick wet

>>75028655
dafuq?

I was a hardcore Tribe fan but losing to the Cubs has really disillusioned me about this team. It hurt me. I have been a big sports fan my entire life and never wanted anything as bad as I wanted to win that world series. The worst part about it was how they toyed with me, I gave up all hope of winning that series after they lost game 5, but when they tied it up in the 8th of game 7 I thought there was no way to lose. It was so hard to swallow. Five consecutive WS will not make up for the pain I feel losing a WS to the fucking Cubs. The fucking Cubs. Fuck. We literally ruined baseball by not winning that series.

I probably won't be able to think about the Indians for the rest of my life, without remembering how fucking terrible it feels to lose a WS to the Cubs. I'm sorry everyone. I'm so fucking sorry.

cornelius help, i cant control them

>>75028716
Do not sully the act of kissing and lovemaking.

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DWIYMTPIBPIAOS.

I wonder if there's a professional athlete drugging themselves up, taking PEDS, or raping a girl right now.

It's kinda sad to think we idolize these guys when they're literal scum behind closed doors.

>>75028696
Or maybe your view on LeBron is skewed and heavily distorted because of almost 2 decades worth of sports media riding his dick. He can't do anything wrong in your eyes.

fucking kys.

>>75028842
curry is probably praying right now

if celtics or lakers are ever good again these generals will be unbearable.

be happy curry and lebron are here to save us

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>>75028221
KD pls get off of /sp/ and focus on your rehab.

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Cavs still cant avoid the heat lmao we out here..

>>75028861
Memes aside, what does /nba/ really think Steph does in his spare time?

My money's on him just staring blankly at a wall, he seems dumb af

>Detective John Wall had seen it all before. As a former NBA All Star and 2016/17 Regular Season MVP, he's seen countless inner cities throughout America that harbored the most vile and devious of individuals. It was only when him and his partner Sam Hinkie were forced on a plane to Brazil when they were pushed out of their comfort zone.

>Hinkie had been tracking an Brazilian shit poster through several proxies and was confident that this whore house they were planning to visit had clues relevant to the case.

This has been sent to me one letter per day for the past few months, whoever is doing this please stop

>>75028931
reads the dictionary

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>tfw you will never be Riley Curry
>you will never be blessed with god tier basketball shooting genes, the perfect genes for a girl.
>you will never go to the Oracle and see your dad embarass people with his crossovers and cheat code 50 foot 3 point shots
>you will never sit with your dad at the podium giving him a distraction from the bad questions at the boring press conference.
>you will never get told a beddie bye time story by him
>he will never kiss you on the forehead and say "nighty night don't let the LeBron bugs bite"
>you will never drift into a deep sleep and dream of being the first female NBA player.

Can we all agree that this NCAA finals sucks dick and all the players are awful?

>>75028973
oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd shes so cute

>>75028990
>

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>>75028951
Fuck you Reddit mod. Consider yourself fucking lucky getting a sneak peak when we haven't seen one line from the fanfic yet.

Fuck you

>>75028988
the finals always suck dick, its just which team has the most 24 year old fat fucks on it. the first 2 rounds of the tournament are where it's at

>>75028988

College sports are terrible in general. Only good for atmosphere and upsets

>>75029020
t. ugly impotent schmuck

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>>75029058
It's not me you fucking faggot

>>75028725
so what pussy. he didn't rape anybody, white ho got bbc guilt

>>75028725
did you actually just spoonfeed like this? you might be a cuck irl

which team has the best young core?
Hint: Said team is in the Western conference.

>>75029136
la

>>75029136

Twolves by every measure. They are the best right now, have the best player, and have the most potential

lil uzi vert is literally /ourguy/ since /ourguy/ listens to him

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>>75029170
>have the best player
when did ingram go to the wolves? oh wait he didnt that means the wolves don't have the best young player.

>>75029136
GSW

this college game sucks

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>>75029233
unironically this

patrick mccaw is the next iguodala
ian clark the next steph
kevon looney the next draymond
james macdoo is going to be a superstar

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>mfw people think the warriors are gonna win the championship

too many chokers on one team tbqhwy

>>75029223

This Ingram joke stopped being funny a month ago

FAST CAR NASCAR

>>75029357
This

Half of them are chokers and the other half are anthropomorphic technical fouls, plus KD coming back will throw off their chemistry again just like when he got hurt.

This shit team will implode by round two.

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>>75023571

>>75029376
I still don't understand why he spams it, is he going to kill himself soon so it won't matter to him when he sucks?

>>75029376
he's not a joke

he's future mvp
he's future finals mvp
he's future NBA champion
he's future Hofer
he's future 10x All-star

Kat won't even crack the top 100 all time players.

>>75029415
t. increasingly nervous cavs fan

there is not 1 nba player on this college court

>>75029481
>implying LeBum will make it past round 2
Your shitty """rivalry""" is dead, kiddo. Just let it rest

so like, who /lakers/ here? don't "a" me if you're a celtics fan or 76ers fan, total cancer desu senpai senpaitachi.

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So I just tweeted @ Lebron after he was bitching about the refs in this UNC- GONZ game saying he's the most pussified ref reliant player in the league and I get this.

Ingram is a bust.

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>>75028973
>"nighty night don't let the LeBron bugs bite"

>>75029883
lmaooooooo u did well myles

fuck that bitch ass nigga

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>>75029789

>>75029883
good shit senpai

lebron is a pussy ass nigga fuck him and his monkey family

that was a fucking terrible game lmao

Raptors

>>75030531
stop namefagging you gaylord

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That game made me really appreciate the nba

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>this thread

>>75022296
This

>>75030628
Fuck you

>>75030758
Wwo adamn moresion is handsum nowi suck his dick 4 sure

>>75030758
I miss ammo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y81OWb6e0g

>>75031027
one of my favorite players tbqh

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>>75029357

>>75031471
thanks for the pepe m8

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>>75029883

ded thread

>>75031773
Now check this get

>you now remember Hinkie fleeced the Magic and got Saric, a first and a second in return for Payton.
>Magic now willing to trade Gordon for Saric

i feel like i'm liangello

>>75031881
>not being to post a image because you know you are on the pb

top kek

>>75029415
>plus KD coming back will throw off their chemistry again just like when he got hurt

Don't you remember how well they were playing before he got sidelined?

>>75021648
My favorite jigaboo jam participant was mugsy boges he proved little guys can still dunk

>white boys posting shitty """""rap"""""" in an nba thread

lmfao

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>>75032203

>jigaboo jam


Spit out my pretzels laughing

CURRY = BITCH

>>75027478
It was all part of Pop's plan

>>75025080
>emo revival
>chicago bulls
u kno u can like basketball unironically too right?