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4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
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we here now
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I will literally never post in a canadian thread
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Ngannou
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never thought i would see the day a jew btfos an african american
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dat choi edition
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>not copying the news from the other thread
Lazy, here you go lads:
>fuck u goof
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>hoodrats thinking they are harder than favelas
lucky he didn't get shot for his shoes desu
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This is the thread
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>>75019986
(obviously)
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lol adad eternally BTFO never to recover
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>>75019956
nobody reads that trash anyway
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>thread wars
Get ot together guys
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>>75019996
gooby
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Will literally never use that sperg Canadian's threads forever
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>>75020003
it's just one canadian manlet that can't count
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>>75020018
I'm 6'1" and I can count just fine
I just know the OP doesn't matter
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habibi niggamurderer when?
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>>75020025
Why are you so upset?
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>>75020042
check his flag, it explains literally everything
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>>75020042
lmao never stop thinking about me
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>>75020050
still bitter eh bud?
never recovered from when I permaheem'd you?
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Rumble is free money
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>>75020026
after ray "is that a cannoli in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" longo probably
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>>75020052
Are you okay man? You seem to be confusing me with someone else. I'm just noting how all of your posts are just passive aggression
Pretty cringey really
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>>75020064
>it's just one guy
lmao you are absolutely clueless
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>>75020083
lmao still pissed eh
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>>75020086
lol so fuckin pissed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8f7bojw_A
AND BELCHER LOOKS LIKE HE'S OUT, HE'S GOTTA KEEP WEIGHT ON THAT LEG
ALAN!
GET OUT OF THERE!
BACK YOUR HIPS UP AND GET OUT OF THERE ALAN!
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Im starting to realize the OP actually matters. The people who say it doesn't usually shit up the threads the most
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http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/57692674/#57692674
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me and that other anon are laughing at you right now just so you know
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>>75020128
I missed that godamn card because it was on in the middle of the fuckin day lol
>>75020133
good I'm glad I could breathe a bit of happiness into your life bud, you're welcome
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>>75020155
BASED adan BTFOING american idiots!
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who is a worse coach, longo or hoove?
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>>75020133
Everyone is lol. Nobody seriously goes "you go, adan!!!"
Its people just humoring him and he gets so upset about it
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>>75020128
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/57692674/#57692697
Wew
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When will Choi fight next?
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>>75020183
I hope you feel better one day soon, dude.
>>75020187
yikes
delete this dude
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>Goober never missed weight, never pulled out
>"LOL HE'S CUTTING TOO MUCH WEIGHT TO FIGHT MANLETS, WHAT A LOSER, WHY DOESN'T HE FIGHT AT WELTERWEIGHT???"
>Khabib barely makes weight, is a pull out merchant (one of those because he was literally CUTTING TOO MUCH WEIGHT), has tremendous difficulty to cut that shit down
>"LOL GOAT, 24-0, WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANS??"
Really makes me think.
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Reminder
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>>75020183
how do you know his name is adan?
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>>75020225
gooby
<----
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>>75020229
You don't know /heem/'s boy Adan?
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>>75020234
BTFO
based adan
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He's so weird
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>>75020251
no i don't spend 16 hours a day on /sp/ lol
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>>75020234
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>>75020269
lol he's mentioned in almost every thread
Apparently you don't even browse /heem/ stupid
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>>75020282
fuck me right?
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>>75020271
>>75020289
gooby
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>>75020282
>wow you dont know personalities on an an anonymous anime imageboard
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"the OP matters" - idiot
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does anyone have a video that explains the difference between freestyle & greco-roman wrestling?
explaining the rules and showing the different and same techniques which they use
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>>75020314
Still seething?
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>>75020320
sure bud I can tell you
>greco roman
push guy against cage
>freestyle wrestler
lay on him on the ground
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>Deleted
Hehe don't worry buddy you can get the next thread.
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what kind of designer roids is niggamurdov on anyway?
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>>75020346
conor KOs him in the trilogy fight sorry to break it to ya bud I know it will be hard to swallow but oh well your mom managed lmao idiot
btw
gooby
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>>75020367
were you still in that other thread this whole time lol man I worked so hard on that one
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>>75020381
>Error: this post is over 140 characters.
>Please try again.
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>>75020069
Whys he holding some white bois baby
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Mirko v Fedor announcement soon
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>>75020402
It's okay you can make the next one. 400 posts still left in this one. I know the OP is important and matters to you a lot
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>>75020404
haha made you mad when you got to the end of that one didn't it bud
>>75020428
OP doesn't matter you idiot
>>75020404
idiot
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>>75020442
>so flustered he replied to the same post twice
haha can't even make this shit up
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>>75020442
based adan
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>>75020442
It matters to you a lot. Like I said buddy, you can make the next one.
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>WHERE 10 YEARS OF MY LIFE GONE AT? STOCKTON DON'T BE SCARED HOMIE AMIRITE LOL
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>>75020480
OP doesn't matter bud
>>75020461
lmao what are you talking about
>>75020480
fuckin idiot
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He's all revved up!
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>Make it at 170 tell him to get comfortable
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>>75020515
OMG Conor is soooo bad on the ground! Exposed!
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>>75020493
>so filled with blind rage that he can't even see where he made an error
this just keeps getting better an better. i can see why you guys enjoy triggering this little fucker so much
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>>75020534
based adan lmao
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Did you know that Röökijäbä, real name Dana White, is one of the world's top 10 alfoista
> Burn smokes
> CEO of the world's largest MMA organization UFCn
> 9% of Zuffa, LCCsta that manages UFCta
> Estimated wealth of $ 300 million
> Makes a series of six playback bench 140 kg weights
> Giving a face to smoking
> Now serves also as a sideline in promoting sales of tobacco companies
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>>75020547
i've read this post 3 times and i still can't make sense of it
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>>75020569
idiot
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look boys he's getting desperate lmfao
literally fuming
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>>75020588
lol we make a good team
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is taking designer drugs halal?
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>>75020547
What are you smoking lad
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>>75020569
>>75020574
>7 seconds
based adan
>>75020673
idiot
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you guys seriously put up with this on a daily basis? good lord
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LEFT
'AND
SHO'
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>>75020700
a bit salty there eh bud
did someone btfo you or somethin?
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>>75020714
what is your birth year?
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>>75020723
you'll be obsessed with me till your death year bud lmao it is truly amazing and I love it
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>>75020751
post 2000? i suspected as much
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lmao bud haha eh btfo bud lmao
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>Canada's frustration will continue
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Rate my walkout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U
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>>75020780
haha spot on
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>>75020798
actually unreal bud, good job
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Hey bird brains are you still there
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>>75020780
what did you mean by this
>>75020799
I know right?
>>75020780
idiot
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Adan is malfunctioning lmao
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>>75020846
Anything else you'd like to know, bird brains?
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/heem/ needs a cleanse
the world needs a cleanse
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>>75020846
i'm thinking HPD with a touch of psychosis
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>>75020873
oh I gotta disagree my man 100% I disagree
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22bird%20brains%22/page/2/
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>>75020896
kek
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71032628/#71033132
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>>75020209
khabib is shit.
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>>75020930
honestly the guy that made that post is right
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*unzips dip*
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We need a professional promoter with deep pockets to make HEEM 1 come into fruition.
Venue: Coral Springs Gymnasium
Who is the headliner?
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*portions bird brains*
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have you thanked based Jacare today yet /heem/?
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>>75020789
>yfw after GSP destroys bisping he loses against the GOAT tyron "the chosen one" woodley in the 1st round.
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>>75019999
>posting without informing yourself
no wonder your shitposts scream Facebook McCasual
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>>75021012
>Post Schob
a few people get upset
>Post Jacare
/heem/ loses its mind!
TYBJ
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I will namelad until Jacare gets a titleshot
2017-04-03 07:55:21
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[Alligator clapping noises in the distance]
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Buncha fuckin losers.
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>>75021074
>Romero beat both of those goofs
Their opinions wgaf
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>He's still sperging out all cause we didn't use his thread
How are you even someone's husband lmao?
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>>75020406
looks like weidmans inferior offspring
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>>75021047
you're fitting in perfectly, here have an upvote
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>>75021093
gooby
<----
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>>75021093
Romero is also on steroids
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Literally over 100 posts in this thread and 95% of them are by the Canadian sperg still REELING from no one using his thread.
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>>75021103
These are goodboys
>>75021114
>Jacare couldn't sub a gassed Romero
Really makes me think
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>>75021025
>gsp ever fighting the WW goat
he running scared
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>>75021128
Imao I guess we make a great team then
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>>75021128
lol seriously
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>>75021149
bisking is actually right
GSP wants to do Bisping, Tyrone, Conor
185
170
155
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>>75021140
He would in a 5 round fight
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>>75020483
now post the webm where Conor taps twice
TWICE
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>mfw wondercuck posters back in the shed
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12670193
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I dare ANYONE to find footage of anyone looking this SHOOK at a presser
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>>75020461
lol
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>>75021208
Yes.
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>>75021187
>T-t-his time
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>>75021208
only casuals will vote no
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>>75021184
He lost, get over it dork
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>>75021251
>Split decision
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>>75021263
>>75021251
>throw 30 punches
>gas
does that mean he's on the gas or off it?
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>>75021255
*RECORD SCRATCH*
yep, that's me
you're probably wondering how I got here
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>>75021243
>m-mai-masvidal!!!
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Eternal reminder that Rumble has lost every single fight where his opponent got at least 1 (one) takedown. In a deeper weight class, he'd be considered a heavier Melvin Guillard.
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shhh
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>>75021306
trill shame about the eyebrows desu
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>>75021286
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>Rumble was a welterweight
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>>75021332
>wonderboy won the popular vote!
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>>75021332
Wow! I guess Woodley is #notmychampion
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>>75021332
>n-next time
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WHO GOT MY BACK
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sorry for revvin him up boys lol
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>>75021356
>>75021361
I bet Dana makes him headline in japan or something next time he fights lol
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>>75021343
I don't think anyone will ever be able to explain that.
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>>75021376
I DO I DO
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wtf
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>>75021403
nick diaz is ducking tyron hard, just like the supposed "goat" and the mw "champion".
we are truly in the era of a mt. rushmore tier GOAT
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#FakeNews
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>>75021446
the 15% who think Diaz won are the true wtf
which round did he win, 1 2 or 4?
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>>75021532
poor little dc
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>>75021532
I know a guy who put 5 large on Rumble. This guy is right most of the time.
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>>75021588
archiveGOD, welcome back
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>>75021588
bases archiveGOD
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>>75021588
TYBAG
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why would eddie wineland agree to fight the magician
warriors lose to magic
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>>75021588
BASED ArchiveGOD
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>>75021588
wow based archiveGOD is back!
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>>75021208
who cares about the fucking belts. just throw khabib and tony in there at 165 god dammit
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REPTILED
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I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
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>>75022176
Why is this the only post Peru ever makes?
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>>75022200
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/bg%2FjWAf%2FTzSxoVlwhOuN2A%3D%3D/page/5/
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>>75021086
what he is doing there and with he seems interestes in a threesome?
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>youknowhamsayin'
>youknowhamtalkinbou'
>youfeelmedoe
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>>75022012
TYBH
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>>75019895
Swede in charge of closed borders.
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>>75021332
>B-but i win more rounds!
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Rose Namajunas -155
Michelle Waterson +115
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>>75022340
>Beat Lawler by KO in the 1st round
>Beat Condit by TKO in the 2nd round after a dominant 1st round
>Beat Wondepedro twice in quick succession
>GSP ducking him to fight the WOAT MW champ
>Nate Marquadt roided to the gills with the TRT exemption
>Robbed by the judges against Jake Shields
>Only real loss is to Rory
Like him or Love him you will respect him
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Cub Swanson -530
Artem Lobov +350
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>>75022386
>Beat Wondepedro twice in quick succession
Only once.
>Robbed by the judges against Jake Shields
Oh I for sure disagree 100%
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>>75022396
lmfao why is this so goddamn funny
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>>75022340
>losing to brown
>non-thicc whittaker
>shitburger
>usada johnny
>usada plus deleted rory in jab-bore
>zero damage in 50 minutes
L E L
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Claudia Gadelha -380
Karolina Kowalkiewicz +260
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Who is your favorite UFC woman fighter?
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>>75022396
artem is FREEMONEY
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Ronaldo Souza -230
Robert Whittaker +170
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>>75022473
wow look it's fucking nothing
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>>75022477
For sure Megan Olivi
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Demetrious Johnson -1200
Wilson Reis +600
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Take that spammer
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>>75019942
How bad was it? I didn't listen and not in the mood for Kevin ranting
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the hammer will KO cub stiff. screenshot this post
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Artem will win, Conor has seen flaws in Cub and told Artem
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>>75022531
pretty fucking bad, the jew turned it around in the end though
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>>75022200
'cause is true.
>>75022477
caring about WMMA, you must be canadian
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>>75022200
A Canadian is his new step-dad
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>Bisping and GSP is stupid and shouldn't happen! This isn't WWE!
>I want to fight Fabricio Werdum
What did Luke Cuckhold mean by this?
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>>75022686
Rockhold is just jealous
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>>75022686
Well the fight has already been booked what else is he supposed to do?
If he wants to fight a HW they should let him. Not like rankings matter anymore.
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>>75022753
He should declare retirement and admit Bisping was too much
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>>75022666
this peruvian proxy has gone on long enough canada no one in peru cares about you this much
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well at least weidman will have a successful career as a police officer after gayguard exposes him
>*taps on your window*
>"you boys been drinkin' tonight?"
>"n-no si-hey aren't you that UFC guy?"
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>>75022787
He already beat Bisping once before
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eddie is a pretty big guy
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OHHHHHH
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>>75022800
If Chris Weidman were my local police officer I would think twice about streaming the next Bellator event.
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>>75022856
thats back when Conor was still a twink though
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>>75022857
Let's hope this is true
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hey guys
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>>75022968
>KGB will never kick you in the balls
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>>75022686
>Punching above your weight on a non-title fight against a HW is the exact same thing as fucking your entire division over to fight a guy beneath your weightclass who hasn't fought in 4 years
>Testing yourself is the same as taking the easy path and cash out money fights whilst stalling top contenders
Why are you such an idiot, mate?
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>>75022988
if you can dream it, you can achieve it
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>>75022995
Hello, Conor? We have a proposal.
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>>75022793
everybody in the world hates canada.
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>>75022995
Someone pretending to be you said they weren't going to post here anymore.
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how's this technique look?
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sup guys?
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>>75023023
>>75023070
where's the dad
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>>75023106
grasso skelly plz
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>>75023025
>p-please stop calling and asking for conor is no funny anymore
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>>75022686
luke going hw is courage not mandrama.
gsp, a guy who hasn't fought in years, ducking his divisions champ for easy pickings is mandrama
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>$60 for Bellator
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>>75023025
who the fuck is this lionhead and why do i see his moai face all over 4chan
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>>75023126
:)
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>>75023154
>1 penny to watch something free
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I am the Mike Tyson of this general
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>>75023163
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>>75023154
>$50
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>>75023106
grasso gi please
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>>75023195
:D
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IF Ronda took a tune-up fight against Julianna Pena she would have won.
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Imagine losing to Felice "The Steroid Abuser" Herrig. Just imagine. This is a "woman" Paige VanCunt 30-26'd.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaKHDLFKTOI
Embedded up!
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>>75023220
start the picks for ufc 210
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>>75023228
she upped her steroids
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>>75023251
she literally can't cheat like she used to
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>>75023250
why would i do that?
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>>75023273
Just do your job, bub.
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>>75023232
I have such negative hype for this card that it even slipped my mind embeddeds are starting today.
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Cormier is getting KO'd.
He's 38 and had too many injuries.
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>>75023290
its everybody's job m8. you have mspaint :)
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>>75023232
damn Rumble is cute as fuck
the dog obviously
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Im the new John Wick of this general
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>>75023232
Worth it for Mousasi playing FIFA
And MY BOY
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>>75023314
This!
Dont you realize the groin is connected to the chin, guys!!
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>>75023334
And his girlfriend is adorbs too.
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>>75023232
>That huge truck
What's he overcompensating for?
>>
Who has the highest IQ in the UFC?
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>>75023359
unironically Derrick Lewis
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>mfw I have brought my dog to the same Dog Park Rumble did in embedded about 100 times
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>>75023394
>didn't get the joanna heem picture
dropped
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>>75023359
Cody Garbrandt
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>>75023232
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>>75023424
literally disgusting
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Cody "No Love" Garbrandt
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>>75023405
>So dumb he doesn't know The Onion is a parody
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>>75023405
Is he a literal retard?
>>
I aint never chased pussy in my life and i sure as hell wont on december 30th
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wish ufc 210 was rumble vs jon jones
>>
How does Jon Jones beat Rumble?
I don't see it.
>>
Cody "Hey, do you know where my dad is?" Garbrandt
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>>75023553
Jon Jones is a bitch. Dillon GODnis said so!
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>>75023564
have you ever seeen jon jones fight?
>>
Im gonna eat you everything you got
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I had this mma instagram account, 2 fighters had even followed it and now instagram disable it
:(
>>
Unhook me
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>>75023542
that line was GOAT. conor should take notes
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>>75023564
by unanimous decision after he completely outclasses him in almost every aspect of the entire fight
or >le TKO by eyepokes xD
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>>75023663
BASED No Love showing the ladies, all the love!
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>>75023564
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>>75023564
Lol dude......
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>>75023736
Finally someone got the joke
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>>75023046
Nah, that was me. I stand by it, you won't see me posting here like I used to.
You people are legit autistic and (((They))) ruined this board beyond repair. I don't know if you guys saw but the userbase for /sp/ went down drastically after (((They))) pulled the shit they did.
>Humble's dog
That dog is totes bae.
>>
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>>75023786
Damn. You are one of the most influential and valuable posters on /heem/. Hoping you at least come around for fight nights. Also, what shit got pulled?
>>
>>75023786
Who are you referring to?
>>
>>75023786
>you won't see me posting here like I used to.
We're all gonna miss your quality posts man, please don't leave.
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>>75023822
JacaGOD
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>>75023817
You are the biggest ranked loser on /heem/
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>>75023845
Huh, you haven't called me that in a while. Was hoping someone surpassed me so you would leave me alone.
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OMG did you guys see Rumble's truck??
Totally compensating for something!!
>>
Guys I just had some Indian food, my stomach is grumbly I feel a Schaub coming.
>>
Cowboy vs Robbery is official for 213 per Brendan Schaub and Brett O.
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>>75023874
imagine if mighty manlet had that thing
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>>75023912
No one cares you actual autistic fucking zero. Lmao you actually thought i was serious about your "quality posts"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>75023939
Did he actually think people were serious?
>>
>>75023912
Going to miss the bundaposting, don't blame you take care hombre
>>
Where is NotePad?
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>>75023961
Lmao that is not even him
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>>75023956
I was serious....
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>>75023894
lol
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>>75023939
"I know you're trying to lie to me, but you're only lying to yourself."
- Me, to (You), April the 3rd, 2017
>>75023961
Nigga that ain't me. It's the Spanish peacock, an actual Spaniard from Spain.
My name says it all, I own this place, yeh? I'm leasing it to autists however, for the time being. I'm grabbing my friends and travelling to some 3rd world shithole anyway soon, so you dorks have fun.
>>
You're all my bitches and it's so nice to make you little bitches leave in massive droves.
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>>75023970
NotePad is kill, mods took care of him. I unironically appreciated the threads he made.
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>>75024008
Hey bud im gonna miss ya youre such a great poster we're such cool friends
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>75023992
Schwerb bless.
>>75024031
Hehe, lol.
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>>75024078
Docksperg shuts nobody up
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>>75024090
I can smell the low-income from here
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>>75024090
wagie detected
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>>75024128
>>75024133
I make 38 an hour, low income I am not you insecure mongoloids
>>
I am the person that is cleansing /heem/.
AMA
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>>75024160
How much do you get paid for this daring task?
>>
SwisOP is going to redeem /heem/!
AMA me anything!
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>>75024178
Im high income man!!
>>
Who is your least favorite fighter?
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>>75024237
khabib
>>
Where is RORYFAN when you need him???? Im sick of these shitposters!
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SPICY
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Schaub Bless this thread brothers
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Lmao boys
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>>75024319
Schaub bless brother.
>>75024288
Hype
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>>75024341
That's embarrassing!! Get laid, faggot!
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anyone listen to the khabib interview? feel bad for him now
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Schaub
>>
do you predict everyone will make weight for UFC 210?
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>>75024363
Low income
High STENCH
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>>75024252
>>75024335
Bless you, lads.
At least someone gets why this place is completely fucking dead now. /asp/ gets more action than us.
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how fucking funny would it be if DC missed weight this weekend
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Oh for sure the mobile Schaubposter is at it again my man for sure dont be honeydicking GADOOSH
>>
Were Ronda events the only ones that janitors stickied?
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>>75024437
Go find friends in real life, dorkazoid
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>>75024533
Heem used to be friend simulator, then mongoloids like you are self came in
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>>75024533
> >>75024008
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>>75022995
>>75023152
>wasting space of a card for a match that won't effect ratings over a personal dispute
>not mandrama
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>>75024551
Nope. You're just a new breed of pathetic 189er losers
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>>75024597
What was your first UFC event?
>UFC 117
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>>75024582
Meant to say rankings
SORRY XD
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>>75024582
>Saying this in a world where GSP vs Bisping is taking place
>In a world where Bisping vs Hendo 2 took place
>In a world where McGregor vs Diaz 2 took place before McGregor vs Aldo
What a shit argument, son. Get a grip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SKJi9CR4Vs
>PRIDE's freakshow fights
I miss them so much, my niggas. At least RIZIN's bringing them back.
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>>75024498
>wmma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0rvzJ45f4g
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What is Rumble compensating for with that huge truck?
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>>75024695
His small dog
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>>75024633
I don't think you remember Bisping's speech
>Cuckhold lost
>Wide man lost
>Jack Ray lost
>Romero suspended
Win a fight. Earn a shot.
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>>75024733
>Have the top four-five contenders beat the living shit out of eachother while you go fight a WW who hasn't fought in four years
BRILLIANT!
>>
>>75024733
>Actually defending Bisbing's actions
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>>75024767
What exactly do you expect when you have huetards basically begging for the UFC to never ever give them a title shot?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/19/14958534/jacare-souza-no-problem-retiringtired-waiting-ufc-title-shot
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>>75024784
UFC offered him the fights. He accepted. He's champ. You're not. Your boy isn't. Get over it.
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>>75024820
>UFC offered him the fights. He accepted.
Cause he's a coward and WOAT MW champ in history.
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>>75024830
>accepts the fights GIVEN to him
>already defended his title more times than Cockhold
Stay may buddeh
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>>75024804
Yeah, but fuck Brazilians.
I have this theory that because every single event since 205 has sucked major balls (minus some Fight Nights and isolated fights like Swanson vs Choi on big shitty events), WME is trying to make up for some of the money lost in Brazil.
>Stipiocic fighting JDS, one of the only two niggas who killed him in a fight
>Joanna Jdsrksadjzkjekrasjdkalekrjazzjksda fighting Andrade, a roided up hue monkey who puts Belfort to shame in the amounts of TRT used
I wouldn't be surprised if they gave Jacaroid a titleshot ahead of Hoidmero who beat both Weidman and Jacaroid.
>>
>>75024885
>Accepts a fight against a 46 year old retiree and welterweight who hasn't fought in 4 years
>U mad xD
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>>75024918
You do seem upset. He's not declining anything given to him. He's even extended his hand towards Romero and offered him a title shot before he whoops GSPoo. Blame Dana, blame Ari and the Brothers Jew. But Bisking will reign supreme
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>>75024885
>there will never be a ppv stretch as good as 2015 and 2016 again
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>Jacaroid
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>>75024943
lmao didn't cuckhold storm out of this post-fight presser?
>>
>>75024943
You seem to have his chode deep down your throat so I can see how me calling him a coward would upset you.
>He's not declining anything given to him
When DC got injured for UFC 206, he offered to step up to save the card and fight, then shortly after Luke got injured and Jacare got freed up, then suddenly he can't fight and he needs to go get 5 surgeries.
He's a wanker boring fighter who lucked his way into a UFC title. Good for him. He barely could beat up a 50 year old hunch backed dude with a right hand, I can understand why he wouldn't want to fight top contenders.
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>>75024946
Blame WME.
>Their ethnicity says it all
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>>75021100
it is. aljo moonlighting as babysitter, probably because raging al is a bad rolemodel
>>
If you are an American and love Bisping, call yourself Benedict
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>>75020069
is that your wife's son?
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>>75025059
>Callin' me Arnold, but you Been-a-dick
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>>75025005
You seem to be a whiny little seething woman which explains your menstrual induced deranged wall of text
>then suddenly he can't fight
Probably because he wasn't offered the fight you stupid dummy lol
>h-he's shit, ,not my c-champ!!!!
Lol
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But guys...what did he mean by this?
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>>75024498
One Ronda event, it was her fight against Betche
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>>75025121
You have autism. That's why reading 2 paragraphs is a burden to you.
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>>75025065
It's Weidman's wife's son
(Luke's son)
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>>75025122
Gastelum ruined him.
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>>75025122
>I giggle when peo-
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>>75025138
You actually have autism which is why you bothered to write two paragraphs about how frustrated you are.
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>>75025160
not being able to murder children on a daily basis ruined him
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>>75025122
somehow, even after completing special forces training, surviving war, and becoming an accomplished fighter and athlete, he is still extraordinarily insecure and tries desperately to impart an image of himself to others. Maybe it goes with the territory with these hyper motivated successful guys, jordan is the same way.
>>
>>75023220
thanks
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>>75025179
If you could read(which you can't) you'd see I explain why Bisping is a coward.
Sucks for you loser.
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>>75025184
Is this satire?
>>
>>75025184
Well Tim Kennedy is the Michael Jordan of MMA so it makes sense, also i doubt he's insecure, special forces guys are just obsessed about how badass they are.
>>
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>>75025199
And if you weren't seething so much you'd realize I don't care and that you're very stupid and very angry.
Please settle down.
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>>75025207
no, his post is incredibly insecure. Have you ever interacted with people before?
>>
>>75025184
Said the pathetic little bitch that has never accomplished anything in his worthless life.
>>
>>75025247
>Call Bizbing a coward
>You get butt-mad despite it being the truth
>>
>>75025282
>Bisping is the champion
>You are butthurt at the actual truth
>>
>>75025280
I acknowledged that he was extremely accomplished, can you read? Did you read his post? Why does he care so much about telling the world about his judgement of it? This is like intuitive human psych 101. /sp/ has the most retards I'm pretty sure
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>>75025320
>Why does he care so much about telling the world about his judgement of it?
because he's an extremely angry and confrontational person
>>
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great edition
>mfw crocop and fedor 2 might happen
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>>75025337
nice! this is the first step in a process called thinking. The second step is to ask yourself why people are angry and confrontational
>>
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>that side control feel
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>>75025355
im not the guy you were responding to you smug faggot, also he is what they call a natural born killer in the army, the type of high drive guy who enjoys violence but can stay composed. It's his DNA to be a violent douche not because he's insecure.
>>
>>75025320
He's insecure man. He's a marine who was a cage fighter.
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>>75025122
>dude why are you so angry all the time?
because he's a shitter who got exposed
>>
>>75025184
More like he has an inflated ego because he was a soldier (Many such cases!) and spews nonsense to remind himself that yes, he is the ultimate tough guy! After getting BTFO some of these guys come back to reality, others like Tim get revved up and go off the deep end. All his sycophants like Alex Jones aren't helping, either.
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Are there any heem related expanded intelligence memes out there
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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 210
Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira
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>people are paying actual money to watch pearl gonzalez fight
who the fuck, why is this shit allowed
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>>75025646
>Johnson via TKO
>Mousasi via UD
>Calvillo via UD
>Alves via SD
>Brooks via UD
>>
>>75025646
Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
>>
>>75025646
>the size of each pick on a 3kx3k pic
you only gonna fit like 20 picks on there man. make them smaller
>>
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>>75025646
le succ man
The Wide Man
Calvillo
Cote
Ill Will
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>>75025748
This is your last chance to get your picks in.
>>
>>75025646
>cormier
>Mousasi
>Gonzalez
>Cote
>Oliveira
>>
https://youtu.be/NaKHDLFKTOI
>>
post your UFC WALK OUT SONG
>>
>>75025855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgS6voNRepc
>>
>>75025646
are you gonna goof the picks?
>>
OH SHIT DC PULLED OUT
of your mum last night
>>
>>75025904
yeah my uncle won't be home i'm not watching the ppv at his house
>>
>>75025919
>mum
>>
just found mousasi's long-time GF
his kids are gonna be champs. she's a tall amazonian thicc blonde dutch kickboxer
>>
Who Woodley here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw
>>
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>>75025600
rate my OC
>>
Joanna literally said her ugliness drove her to succeed lol
>>
>>75026080
at least she's honest.
most female fighters have at least one considerable physical flaw. someone like veronica is too perfect looking to be a fighter while joanna looks like a goblin. nothing to lose
exceptions are fighters like masato who are hot as fuck, have swag AND fight good
>>
damn is DC gonna make weight?
>>
>>75026080
LOL
grow the fuck up.
>>
>>75026096
Veronica is ugly as sin dude.m
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>>75025646
DC
Gegard
pearl
Cote
Oliveira
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>>75025646
>taking out the (You)'s
looks like shit
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>>75025646
DC
Moose
Calvillo
Côté
Do Bronx
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>>75026267
>making her look pretty with photoshop
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>>75026248
lolwut?
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>>75025646
Rumble
Weidman
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
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damn Cormiers wife is a thicc brunette slut
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>>75026515
>>
Weidman is going to beat the fuck outta Mousasi
>>75026581
dude how was I even h8ing? not my fault schaub has a stupid face
>>
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>>75026515
>>
>>75026612
post the unshooped version
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you guys ready?
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>>75026611
Your filename is disrespectful.
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heeminder
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>>75026667
takeout the podcast stuff
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>>75026689
>>
>>75026798
based 3.0
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>>75026818
Oh yeah totally different guy my man I agree 100% I agree
>>
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>>75026847
awwwh, little leafy wants attention
>>
>>
>>75026798
Your calendars are fucking cluttered garbage. No one fucking cares about them and yet you spam it every single thread. Get a life and get laid you fucking zilch
>>
>>75023424
>tension alopecia
EVERY TIME. why are girls so fucking retarded
>>
>daily reminder cub swanson is banging dominick cruz's ex
>>
>>75026926
cruz is banging MOMMY
>>
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>>75025646
DC
Moose <3
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks
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>>75026926
>pat barry is banging rose namajunas
>joeseph benevidez is banging megan olivi
>john dodson is banging brittany palmer
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Oh for sure 100% taggin' him with shots gadoooosh my man
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>>75026974
Start the UFC 210 picks.
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>>75026926
>>75026997
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dat boi choi
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>>75025855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl1AXYOseuY
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>>75027094
you do it :)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/wnoqh2jjf8g1p3e/HEEM%20Predicts%20Template%20-%205%20Fights.ai?dl=0
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>>75027218
I'm not clicking that shit. Just do your job, bub.
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>>75027166
Military service soon
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>>75027267
/fa/
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>>75026612
>>75026515
Brehs she thicc as fuck. DC is a man of refined taste.
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>>75027285
Grow up before I bury you.
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>>75027267
needs to step up the wrist and kicks game 2bh
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>>75027285
he is indeed /ourguy/
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>>75027267
>giving a fuck about clothes
dropped
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>>75027298
>he doesn't like thicc women
Enjoy your nu-male son with small ribcage, narrow shoulders, and pencil thin wrists. A man should strive to find a woman that will bear him many warrior-caste sons.
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>>75027218
You actually have a dropbox template fucking lmfao
This is NoteTampon tier you fucking homo LMAO
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>>75027368
don't forget chicken legs just how i like em
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>>75027027
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>>75026798
at least add monday night raw my dude
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>>75027428
lmao. i made my first week on heem
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>>75027460
I actually like when you post this one, not sure what you think you're accomplishing
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>>75027242
DOLOT THOS
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>>75027379
:) yeah the template is actually the most difficult part. filling in the info for each event is simple stuff now. i hope someone uses the template in the future. also
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>>75027506
Displaying your degeneracy and inability to contribute positively to this general. You were mocking a child.
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>>75027267
dapper fella
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>>75027522
No one is going to use it because it is as stupid and pathetic as you
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>>75027543
haha nice post!
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Shout out to the heem homie that recommended the captain of crush. This one is 100 lbs. That 22 lb one I was gonna get would have been a waste of time
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>>75027530
>inability to contribute positively to this general.
oh the irony
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>>75027570
>hairless babby manlet fingers
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>>75027570
>check engine light
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>>75027570
YOUR HANDS ARE PUNY AS SHIT NIGGA LIKE WTF THE PLIERS ARE BIGGER THAN THOSE HOBBIT HANDS BHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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>>75027570
>no hair
d-dockie is a girl/trap?
c-can i lick your feet?
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>>75027556
alright m8, but if you change your mind
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4WIDNvZAvbuOEhhWjdnOGV6QkU
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>>75027615
144 lbs
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>>75025646
rumble
muzie
cynthia
alves
oliveira
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>>75027570
Those are the most sorry ass hands I have ever seen.
Also
>orange truck
Could you BE any more gauche?
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>>75027570
are you fuckin serious bud?
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>>75027727
lmao jesus christ thats funny
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>>75027570
do you have some hormonal disorder? that would explain the manletness and the irrational spergouts
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>>75027774
You are literally a dwarf
I could toss you across the entire LA Harbor
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>>75027774
dude lol
how do you work in a trade and have soft little child hands?
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>>75027658
too far
>>75027727
>hairy legs
>trump-tier babby hands with no hair
>5'4
>144lbs
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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NEW THREAD
>>75027893
>>75027893
>>75027893
NEW THREAD
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>>75027914
hello scat spammer
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Me vs. Dockdwarf
Tell him it's at 160 lbs and he can get comfortable
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>>75027914
n-ngannou?
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I love hanging out with my friends on /heem/!
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what is a /heem/ approved weight?
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>>75027990
175.8
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>canadians using proxies
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>>75027990
minimum 200 pounds (in shape)
same as 6 feet tall minimum
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>>75027990
Most people here including spergOP and Adan are way overweight
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>>75028055
lol are you kidding bud
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>>75027990
170-200
Anyone over 200 here is obese.
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>>75028094
If you don't weigh at least 200 pounds you are a woman. Obviously you need to be 6 feet + and working out weekly.
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>>75028111
Sure thing, lardo.
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granted a lot of you are still children (under 30 or so) and it's hard to put on weight
once you're a full grown man you need to weigh minimum 200 or you're just an animal i could toss around like a child
170 is just embarrassing, you might as well be a child
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>>75028175
t. lardo
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>>75028061
so big heem approved are HW and LHW, and lightweight for heem approved is MW/WW weight cutters.
with the supreme manlet of weight cutting being the 200lb Lw glesion tibau
i approve
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>>75021403
A "decent win" against a legendary Matt Hughes in his glory era. Alright then buddy, do you even MMA?
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Can we get a proper thread please and not use the scat spammers thread
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>>75028278
whiny bitch
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Anyone here who is over 200 lbs is obese
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>>75028111
hi rip
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>>75025646
DC
Weidman
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks
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>>75025348
sauce on gif
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