/heem/: alexa grasso edition

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What is it about her?

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/heem/ is forever

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Cyborg is unironically cute

N G A N N O U

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This thread is now Dan Bobish edition.

t-god

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>/heem/ has been shit the last 3 months
>leave
>moved to /tv/ just in time for fat kino

best decision. I'll be back for fight nights.

later guys

>>74950898
Bob Law

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>>74950920
>moved to /tv/ just in time

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>>74950834

the way you capitalize Pad bugs the shit out of me
the program is named Notepad, not NotePad, you illiterate retard
come up with a better name or type the one you use correctly

Upcoming events:

3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/15: ACB 57 - Yan vs Magomedov
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/21: EFN 64 - Alibekov vs Khamitov
4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - TBA
5/20: ACB 61 - TBA
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC Fight Night 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - TBA
6/16: UFC FN 111 - TBA
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen

Previous thread: >>74931990

News:

>Pearson vs Hooker added to UFC FN 110
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/dan-hooker-vs-ross-pearson-added-to-ufc-fight-night-110-in-auckland

>Woodley wants to make sure Bisping won't have to fight a legitimate contender for a bit longer
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/tyron-woodley-challenges-michael-bisping-to-ufc-champs-showdown-if-georges-st-pierre-wants-out

>Cody Buttasspoop wants to fight DJ
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-champion-cody-garbrandt-make-demetrious-johnson-earn-title-defense-record-against-me

>Glover on retirement
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-fight-night-109s-glover-teixeira-following-chuck-liddells-approach-to-mma-retirement

>>74950985
Thank you sOP

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>>74951008
no problem, /heem/ is always better when people are informed about current news and upcoming events

>>74950985
>Woodley wants to make sure Bisping won't have to fight a legitimate contender for a bit longer
woodley is a dumbfuck, should call out Diaz instead if he wants """"moneyfight""""

Who should Alexa Grasso fight next?

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>>74951028
>/heem/ is always better when people are informed about current news and upcoming events
this is true, gives subject to talk about rather than shitposting

>>74951073
jojo

>>74951105
Awesome idea.

Do you think Paige VanZant wins Chopped?

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>>74951073

PVZ for #1 p4p heem waifu

>>74951081
Forget to change the filename?

>>74951167
That was Rose's costume the year before. These 2 are playing 4D chess.

>>74951184
no, it's the only heem file i have saved in memory of spergOP's efforts. A good heem and filename

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>>74951149
No
She doesn't really have any background in cooking, and she's mostly eaten food intended to keep you in good shape instead of tasting good for the duration of her profession career
I would put money on U1.5

>>74951184
no, he's another poster who likes that particular filename
i changed my copy of it

>>74951149
Yes she has been cooking since she was a kid and started going to culinary school as a teenager.

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Brandton Schaub da Toilet God

>>74951248
just ate some subway, feel a yuge one coming

joanna is free money

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>>74951248

>>74951184
lmao wow. i know he's a fat dweeb but wow

>>74951315
so much autism, can you read?

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>>74951308
there's my special little autist, I knew you couldn't resist

>>74951345
Wow you're really defensive. You've been found out. Now there is proof.

>>74950985
As if I'm gonna read that garbage if it isn't in the OP. The OP is literally the only post that matters. Way to fucking blow it. We really rely on you and you dropped the ball.

>>74951357
no, you cant read, it's that simple. I don't know how you are triggered over a webm i saved you chodebuster

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Can she beat Esparza?

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>the triggered city of NotePad

>>74951404
don't forget to wipe you're schaub

>>74951404
please tell me it was at least steak tartare or something

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Is she smug?

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>>74951392
>unironically saving a Frozen reaction image

>>74951428
Definitely a roider

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>>74951404
Do you think cavemen invented fire for fucking nothing?

>>74951404
you better hope you didn't get one of those worms that can literally kill you

>>74951409
Here in Italy we use a Brendan after dropping a Schaub. I'm squeaky clean

>>74951421
No, it was a goddamn carpaccio cos I just wanted to have a light dinner

>>74951447
Not sure what my mistake was desu

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>>74951465
Careful lads, he's watching

Who would win in a superfight between CoGar and Trius?

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>>74951465
Bidets are objectively superior to toilets, I'm not sure why we don't use them in the US

>>74951518
not sure if i'd like the sensation desu, then again have never tried one

>>74951518
Because yours is a dirty, filthy, uncivilised culture? (no offence meant, it's unironically how Italians regard any people who don't use bidets)

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>>74951518
>toilets

toilet paper*

My jitz coach keeps making the girls roll with me, pretty sure he thinks I'm gay

>>74951536
Depending on the type it can feel like a warm pleasurable bath for your butthole or like getting rimmed. I'm more of a fan of the getting rimmed type. Shit is pretty cash

>>74951428
She ought to be considering she's the future champ

>>74951518
Bidets and toilets serve two completely different functions, you uneducated idiot.

>>74951054
Both Nick and GSP want nothing to do with him though.

>>74951596
Or a gym's resident manlet

>>74951643
I'm six foot 155lbs

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Schaub Bless everyone

Hope you are having an excellent day

>>74951308
remember when schaub said he was going down to LHW but then failed cause he's such a fat fuck? yeah i remember.

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>>74951661
Schaub bless brother.
>>74951671
>fat
nah

>>74951671
Remember when Schaub entered a grappling competition and then refused to grapple with his opponent and claimed victory because he "didn't play his game"? Yeah I remember

Anyone else watching UFC Tonight? El Cucuy bringing bantz.

Rampage came to my gym today

>>74951683
remember when schaub got his girlfriend stolen by the guy who kicked his ass and ended his career then started talking shit about both of them for years? yeah i remember.

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>>74951630
i'm well aware
it's sad that you don't have the attention span to know that I corrected that in a subsequent reply

>>74951661
>>74951681
Losers

>>74951722
It's said that you had to have paraphrasing explained to you.

>>74951698
Are you in Chicago too? I wonder if he's going to get blown on on friday. I'm thinking about getting a ticket.

fuck khabib wtf i wanted to see that fight

>>74951747
Yeah I train at MTC mma where rampage got his start, which was why he visited I'm assuming.

>>74951707
Remember when Schaub had his lifetime dream of being an internationally lauded athlete crushed in the most brutalizing and embarrassing way possible by his hero and surrogate father Joe Rogan in front of millions of people and actually cried? Yeah I remember

>>74951686
nah what did he say

>>74951775
kek
bit late there aren't you lad

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>>74951816
>mfw he calls himself Big Brown
>mfw a man actually named Browne takes his girl
>mfw Browne pounds Ronda in the brown
>mfw Browne pounds Big Brown in the brown for the viewing pleasure of millions

it's quite poetic

>>74951775
Thanks for reminding me to be mad again.

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"Big Brown"

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>>74951905

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>>74951816
>>74951864

>>74951933
>>74951933
Why so triggered by that webm you always have to respond friendo?

>>74951952
Just reminding h8ers that they are admittedly degenerates.

>>74951958
Wrong filename spergy; I bet you made that post too.

the space of Schaub-based arguments has been explored to completion on /heem/

>>74951864
why does Schaub have his name tattood on his arm? is it so people can return him to his house when he gets lost?

>>74951972
The guy changed the filename after he drunkenly exposed himself. Notice that filename has never been seen again

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>>74952005
It's impossible to argue that Schaub isn't a total and absolute winner in life.

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>>74952034
thats my post you dumb shit, i don't post it anymore cause either he posts it or i just don't care anymore to spam all my schlobbed webms, i barely even come to this shit hole anymore as it is thanks partly to you.

>>74952034
Wrong filename spergy lol

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>>74952085
>i barely even come to this shit hole anymore as it is thanks partly to you.
Good. Nobody wants to hear your profanity and negativity. There is enough of that on /heem/ as it is. I hope you have been at least working to improve your living conditions. Judging by your post it appears you have regressed. Get well soon my guy.

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>>74952142

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>>74952107
i've actually improved my life quite a bit after cutting heem out of my life, thanks for reminding me to leave again. GOD bless you sir.

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>>74952167
Happy for you bro. Continue to strive towards the life you dream about. Take care.

>>74952167
>i've actually improved my life quite a bit after cutting heem out of my life
It's amazing how not posting here for even 3 days can do for your mental health. This place is a cancer, not just /heem/ but 4chan and the internet in general.

>>74952150
To be honest I would choose Schlub over that tremendous cuck Brian Callen anyday.

His life is a house of cards built on a foundation of bullshit. https://youtu.be/p55POqbf8yE

>>74952197
There's nothing else to do.

>>74952418
This. I've tried to block the internet out of my life for 24 hours. It gave me a grim introspective look. Don't want that again.

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>>74950882

/heem/ current events:
>call into TAM Radio next tuesday and ask how many guys banged paige
>get sperg op on brendan schlub's podcast
>first /heem/ster to score a date with a ufc girl wins the contest. if nobody scores a date then whoever gets nudes is declared the winner.

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>>74952475
Think anyone here can get a date with Miesha?

>>74952501
nice drinks

>>74952490
That might be shooting too high. But some of those girls....yikes...they would be the lucky ones. Go for either the ugly ones you can sense are desperate or the complete ho bags that would spread their assholes for a retweet like bec.

>>74952490
>>74952501
>>74952509
>perfect breeding material

>>74951081
What's wrong with his face?

>>74952440
you're supposed to replace the hours you spend here with something productive, not self destruct through your keyboard 24/7

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Reem bless lads

Any new news? I know my boy is fighting Werdum at 213

So when is Cody Vs TJ likely to happen? Has the be the fight in the foreseeable future im most excited for.

>>74953135
my guess is close to the season finale of their edition of TUF

>>74953135
I hope they both die mid-fight.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGoyr3w4lh0&t=11s

Is it ever going to happen m8s??

>>74953003
this image really got me thinking, and i might have just found a solution to the asian birthrate epidemic

>>74952316

for sure 100% my man have you caught this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

>>74953367
Y-Yakasami?

during that fappening wave that happened earlier this month, some anons claimed to have Miesha's nudes. Anyone here followed that up? I stopped bothering to check on the second day.

>>74953543
early signs of CTE

Good morning /heem/. It's 3:30 AM EST. I hope you slept well and are getting ready to train MMA.

>>74953699
I'm actually about to go to sleep. It's 4:09

>>74953720
just checking to see if you're on point

really? what are you in college?

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rank the champions in terms of exciting fights

>>74953738
Cody
Conor
DC
Stipe
Woodley
Aldo
Bisbong
Mighty Mouse
Women

Will Conor fight in a UFC octagon in 2017?

>>74953771
No, but he will fight 3 or even 4 times in 2018.

>>74953793
So should he be stripped of his belt?

>>74953796
Yes. If the memeweather fight happens he won't be stripped though. I imagine the money he would generate for WME with that fight would prevent them from stripping him.

>>74953738
Conner
Cody
Aldo
Mighty
Rumble
Romero
Stipe
Cyborg
Nunes
115 lb pole

>>74953810
not a fan of joanna?

>>74953135
The same time the TUF finale happens every year casual.

>>74950985
The guy in the Cody interview is sucking his dick so much. They're saying that Mighty Mouse lost to Dom while Cody easily beat Dom but they're forgetting that Mighty Mouse had a fucking part time job and wasn't even properly training for that fight.

I hate when interviewers just kiss ass to whoever they're interviewing instead of being objective.

>>74953835
Cody won't even get past TJ 2bh

>>74953835
lel if they had courage and integrity they wouldn't be SPORTS journalists

>>74952475
>if nobody scores a date then whoever gets nudes is declared the winner
>tfw the rumored Meisha nudes from the fappening never came out
The suffering is real

>Log into heem.com
>springsbro has sent the h8rs into shambles AGAIN!
How will they ever recover?

>>74953835
Also, Mighty Mouse lost to Cruz because Cruz realized he could just pick him up and put him down. Cruz wasn't getting the better of him on the feet.

calendarbro start taking ufc 210 picks

>>74953866
Get a life

>>74953879
You participate in life, not own it. Bless.

Who's your favorite dead fighter?

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Do children collect UFC action figures?

>>74953915
Amar Suloev

>>74953941
lol if only there were some Arab prince action figures

>>74951722
I like that Barboza gets up and stops hitting before the ref pulls him off.

>>74953954
what a feel good moment

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>>74953964

>>74953971
Gotta love the "I would do X if this law didn't exist."

>>74953810
>Aldo
>exciting

only had 1 good fight in UFC and thats vs Mendes (second time)

>>74953989
Hominick fight was good

>>74953986
Yeah thats why i posted it. You know its all love in /heem/ besides the spergwars

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>>74953941
>mfw some creep actually has a collection of Arianny merchandise that he ejaculates to every night

>>74953996

what are your bench press numbers?

>>74953993
tru but Aldo isn't really an exciting fighter IMO. He is safety first which is perfectly fine.

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>>74954013
> Aldo isn't really an exciting fighter

>>74954012
Gonna sound like a bitch but i just started lifting 8 weeks ago so im on 200 lbs now.

>>74954020
Hominick and Mendes 2 aside none of his UFC fights were that good IMO, the Edgar fights were alright but nothing special. He is a brilliant fighter though.

>>74954020
You know he's not exciting when Dana White didn't even give him an immediate rematch against Conor despite the fact that he was the only FW champ and consecutively the longest reigning one.

Don't forget that Aldo is a pull out merchant just like Khabib.

>>74954032
weight lifting is a meme anyway

>>74954067
That has nothing to do with excitement. He's a good fighter but he barely sold PPVs.

>>74954070
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELLY

>>74954067
>conor defending a belt
>ever
can't blame that on aldo or dana even

Weightlifting is for vain and/or unimaginative "men"

>>74954067

Lol Dana was hoping Frankie beats Aldo but that didn't happen so he shunned Aldo otherwise Conor's next fight would have been a FW defense.

>>74954101
Lol dyel is triggered. Just hit the gym bro, every1 starts somewhere. Nobody there irl will care that you're a hungry skelly.

lifting dumbbells is for dumbbells. Just imagine. It's almost as idiotic as PAYING to watch the UFC.

>>74954137
>le broke hungry skelly

>>74950852
strong nonverbal communication skills
like joanna
(something autistic people struggle with)

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/ourguy/ Kevin Lee is gonna be the main event.

>>74954159
oh god michael cuckesa has HORRENDOUS striking

he's the julianna pena of men

>>74954160
s-shut up >:(

>>74954167
gonna be an interesting fight on the ground though, Lee is probably the much better wrestler and top control guy but Chiesa has the best RNC in the division.

>>74954181
lol remember that time kevin "race card" lee got knocked out

>>74954195
he is still a great prospect though, his top game is pretty great.

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official OP image for all future threads

>>74954201
lol autism good one

>>74954208
Lol autism good one

>>74954201
Add sperg to it that will make it over the top funny.

>>74954159
How come they don't just book him against Islam?

>>74954254
Ramadan is coming up soon I guess. Plus Lee is ranked now, Islam is not. Although that fight does make sense.

>>74954070
Yeah but i wanna get down to 250 lbs ish. Im 6'4 and 280 now

>>74954267
you're a big guy

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>>74954323

>>74954267
Obviously that wont work through weight lifting so i do loads of cardio and shit as well.

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>>74954275
4 you

>>74954254
islam is ducking our boy

>Khabib is so awesome :D
>he fight bears XDDDDD
>le funny hat
>gonna smesh ur boy hahaha

>>74954547
he really blew it didn't he LOL!

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Any Fanzants left?

>>74954606
that hair colour looks retarded

>>74954657
>"colour"
>american flag
son what the hell are you doing

>>74954323
he didn't, though, and he had two fights to do it

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*dabs respectfully*

>>74954159
That's a fun fight

*portions dead thread*

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Thoughts?

>>74955283
grown men believing that sneakers are important is so fucking lame lol

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>get embarrassed by Canada's finest
>sue Dana
>embarrass himself in social media
>get heemd
>get this tattoo
What's the next step in his master plan?

>>74953738
Conor
>powergap<
Cody
Bisping
DC
Stipe
Joanna
DJ
Aldo
Woodley

>>74955375
nobody knows

remember his career only took off because of an injury in k1 gp finals and him stepping in as an alternate and winning the gp

>>74955425

I think you're only putting Aldo that low because you don't like him lol his fights are usually pretty exciting, certainly more than Joanna who has usually just lit her opponents up for five rounds with little to no resistance

>>74955463
I do like Aldo, I don't know where you got that from lad. I don't think any of the Champions are necessarily boring, although Woodley is making me think otherwise lately.

I like JJ's peppering, its bants

>>74955375
>nearly done
ain't that the truth ;^)

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>>74955493
Delete this.

>>74955375
Have a sloppy 5 round banger with Lewis and regain some cred

>>74955502
fuck off weirdo

anthony pettis will be ufc champion again

>>74955597
yeah in EA UFC maybe

>>74955597
WHAts his path to the belt?

>Schaub's comeback tour
Shogun
Gus
JBJ
Stipe

>>74955602
heem johnson and barboza then fight current champ tony or conor

>>74955626
he just got fucked up by Barboza though lol

>>74955658
he ll come as late replacment and heem everybody

>>74955680
I really had thought that Pettis could be somebody again at feddaweight, shame how it turned out. He probably gonna become a gatekeeper at lw now

>>74955729
sad isn't it

>>74953135
>>74953139
Maybe a week or 2 after the season finale like last time so probably late July

>>74953989
I loved his fight against Faber back in the day

>>74955939
Isnt it gonna be during the fightweek like last year ?

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>>74955597
I hope so.
I also really hope Sergio wins.

>>74955963
I got told on twitter it's going to be at UFC 214 29th July because they're quite big names so it would be them + the season finales fighting on the main card but that's just a rumour

>>74955946
>back in the day
Christ WEC faber vs Aldo was 13 years ago

>>74955626
>casuals

>>74955425
Dummy

*takes your back*

>>74951073

Cyborg. I need some fap material

>>74955626
>le crumple under pressure man will beat tony
Nigga what

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>this guy comes into your gym and first day drops the best guy there and then drops your best female fighter with a body shot

what do?

>>74956251
Ask why Conor McGregor is in my shitty gym in the middle of Montana.

>>74956251
Become best friend with him and later on headline udc events

LIVE ON TBD
UFC Fight Night - TBA vs TBD
21 October, 2017
Gdansk, Poland

>>74956271
kek

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>>74956409
WGAF

>>74956409
Thinkgen of going desu, will consider fights in relation to future bank saldo

HELLOOOO

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/womyn_btfo.webm/

>>74956756
lmao archivegod just shit on this fool>>74956608

>>74955447
You're misrepresenting things here. Mark Hunt wasn't an alternate, he competed in the full GP. His semi-final opponent lost to Hoost in the previous round and got to advance because Hoost was injured.

Hunt had an easier path than he might have, but it's not like he just stepped in at the final round.

>>74955602
>Conor loses to Mayweather
>beats Ferguson
>loses rubber match to Nate
Meanwhile
>Pettis beats Poirier, then the winner of Chiesa/Lee
>gets title shot against Nate because Khabib is injured
>Kick kick kick kick to victory

Did a shit just now so big it didn't flush, had to perform a big brown breakdown

Have you guys seent his shooting star meme on youtube? I wish someone would make one with Brock spinning out of control.

>>74956756
>>74956765
Not a fan of this gimmick

>>74956850
This is pretty good except Conor isn't losing to Nate, definitely not at 155.

Also I think you mean Eddie

>>74956859
link me

>>74956878
Was picturing Eddie beating Poirier and Pettis fighting the loser, seeing as he's 1-4 in his last 5 fights.

>>74956756
I don't get what this implies, I'm not the only one with the webm

>>74956905
Ah fair enough
I can't believe Kevin Lee is in talks for headlining a card when he's beat nobody

>>74956895
Here are two of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U93WPgOLJIU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XWomD6TazQ

>>74956916
>when he's beat nobody

>>74956852
I approve of this message.

I feel like there is a big Robert Whittaker sized hole in the New Zealand card in July. Don't ask me why but I feel like one of Jacare or Whittaker will get injured before their fight in a fortnight. And it'll get rescheduled or another fighter booked for Whittaker.

>>74956932
He's only ever fought one non can and he lost

>>74956964
>Francisco Trinaldo is a nobody

https://youtu.be/oP6RH8nHHbw

Now everyones a Tony fan
They was all hating on him until Habeeb missed weight

>>74956908
Just triggered cucks that get butthurt when people disapprove WMMA

>>74956978
Tony has always been my boy. Spergs here were underrating him and saying he'd lose to RDA in embarrassing fashion.

>>74956972
A 40 year old whose best win was a decision over Ross Pearson? Yeah.

You now remember Evan Tanner

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Tanner

Imagine letting other people's disinterest in WMMA anger you so much.


Really activates my almonds

>>74957096
You seem mad yourself.

I would literally WMMA all over you guys, you know that right?

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>>74956786
Have a pity (you) lad

If you're not a fan of WMMA you're not a fan of MMA

>>74957108
No, just troubled I can't begin to fathom how someone gets triggered over something like that.
>>74957148
Go away Dana

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Imagine literally stepping away from the screen just because a women's fight is on.

>>74957154
>I can't begin to fathom how someone gets triggered over something like that.
You mean like you are right now?

>>74957189
70% of /heem/ does. Cyborg,Holly,Schevchenko are the only women fighters that are remotely entertaining.
>>74957195
I'm not triggered, just replying to angry souls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEOiOGjwIo

Lelator weigh ins

>>74957203
>70% of /heem/ does
>70%

>>74957203
>hish ish ish hish
>entertaining

You only watched Holly vs Honda didn't you ?

>HW
>225

>>74957215
Notice how /heem/ was dead as shit for invicta

>>74957189
She does look like a roider, huh?

>>74957234
Are you angry I didn't mention woman goblin lady?

>>74957237
Just cause you're new here doesn't mean everyone else is.

>>74957234
Its pretty fun to post all the sounds she makes in the thread though. Theres meme potential in wmma.

HI YA

HEESH

HEESH

HEESH

>>74957128
*takes your back*

>>74957247
>anyone that disagrees with me is new
>>74957247
Because WMMA is a joke

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>Manlets

>>74957262
In order for me to disagree with you there has to be an argument being made. There isn't one, so far you just pulled an imaginary number out of your arse to try and bolster your point.

What is less entertaining WMMA or manlets?

Is hishing how holly won all those boxing matches?

>>74957280
You are claiming I'm new, I mention how disliking WMMA doesn't make someone new. You're reading comprehension isn't so well is it.

>>74957296
You're new cause you somehow think Invicta threads are always lively when they have never been. Most non-UFC cards are hardly ever lively you dumbass.

Reminder there's 2 types of MMA fans

Those who know Tony would beat Conor and Casuals

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>>74957285
wmma now that cody is the 135 champ
when cruz was dragging down the divion i would have said manlets

>>74957296
i wasnt aginst wmma until i saw pvz getting her face smashed in "like a bloody mask so hard to look at it"
i just didnt like to see it same as the kids fighting from dagestan or wherever

Mercedes Terrell is why I'm watching these weigh ins.

How does Bellator manage to acquire the hottest ring card girl in MMA while the UFC has 30 year old plastic has-beens?

>>74957302
If WMMA "mattered" invicta would have heem active, not lively. /heem/ is less active the last few months, far more than last few years

>>74957318
>complain that wmma fights aren't violent enough
>complain when they're violent

Have you considered that maybe it's you who has an underlying problem here?

>>74957337
This is why you're new moron. You actually think non-UFC cards are usually lively.
>/heem/ is less active the last few months
Cause there hasn't been a UFC card for almost 2 weeks now goof.

Rampage is +300

Why is that? It's a heavyweight fight and Rampage has KO power. King Mo just got heem'd by Cro Cop.

>>74957338
is it so hard to accept i just dont like watching women fight? or should i keep to myself and try to not hurt your feelings or whatever?

>>74957375

>Rampage has KO power

Not in the last like 5 years he doesnt

>>74957366
Do you even Rizin? Stop being a salty bitch and just get over the fact very few here care about WMMA. /Heem/ is less active because of shitposters and bans the last few months, not because Cormier and rumble is few weeks away

>>74957337
>far more than last few years
/heem/ is not even 3 years old dude. Youre new as fuck.

Here's one of the original /heem/ threads that never even made it to 100 posts before dying and falling off the catalog

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/49157683/#49157683

>wmma "fans"
Lol, don't let them b8 u nobody here actually watches it

>>74957396
>Do you even Rizin?
What about it dumbass? The thread was barely active compared to an average UFC card. You can't seem to understand a very simple point being made here.

>/Heem/ is less active because of shitposters and bans the last few months
Again, this is why you're new. Literally every single time there's a huge stretch of time between UFC events this place becomes a ghost town or it gets taken over by spergs.

>>74957375
Rampage looked two stone heavier at the face off

>Misses weight
>No mention of it

Fucking lelator

>>74954167
Lol no he doesn't

>>74957386
You put too much self-importance in your opinion. I was simply pointing out how stupid and fallacious your logic was; your problem is with women in general, not women fighting.

Rampage just weight in at 253 lbs

Holy shit

>>74957414
Damage control: the post
>>74957429
Rizin threads are Far more active than ANY WMMA fight, all you do is cry herp derp new /heem/ is slower than ever now you mongoloid

I'm unironically looking forward to the TUF comeback season. Have you claimed your boy yet? Joe Daddy is already spoken for.

>>74957446
>Rizin threads are Far more active than ANY WMMA fight
Talk about moving goalposts comparing an entire event to a singular fight. You don't even know what you're saying anymore.
>/heem/ is slower than ever
/heem/ is slow when there are no UFC cards for over 3 weeks. You'd know this if you weren't...new

>>74957444

Hampage

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>>74957441
you're pulling "opinions" out of your ass you mongoloid just to make yourself look smart on a anonymous imageboard
i never said wmma isnt violent enough you dickface
please put a trip so i can avoid giving you (you's) you asshole

>>74957485
I'm falling back to my original point, nobody cares about WMMA, there has been many times when there weren't any upcoming events still way more active than where we are now. Keep crying bitch nigga

>>74957512
>there has been many times when there weren't any upcoming events still way more active than where we are now.
Like when you idiot?

>>74957470
I'm cheering for the guy that reached the TUF finals and got kicked off, he's from the first TUF season i watched and that's when i really got into mma other than watching random fights on spike

>>74957521
I don't have an archive in my head, I know enough that /heem/ is slower than EVER

>>74957493
You said you didn't mind watching WMMA until you saw PVZ getting bloodied up which means you're pretty much a pussy and thought that they could never really hurt each other(which is what most WMMA haters believe).

So your problem is with women in general. Not women fighting. I particularly don't care if you like it or not, I was just pointing out the clear issues you have.