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>>74915795
good night butters
top notch pitch innit
>>74915818
hi <3
>Signs almost exclusively foreign players
>Becomes the second best team in Gibraltar
Really gets the ol noggin joggin
d-do people don't like my threads? :(
>try to launch FM
>an error occurred (missing file privileges)
Thanks Steam
>>74915983
check your privilege.
>>74915966
it's fine butters, trb is just being deader than normal
>wake up at 5:30pm
Good.
>>74915840
Preseason friendly here, ready to get destroyed during the season.
NICE DEFENDING
>>74915983
>missing privileges
TRIGGERED
>>74916014
>Just setting up the offside trap boss
>>74916014
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74916009
Segunda B? good luck matey
>>74916051
>>74916056
Nope, already out of that mess.
>>74916111
Noice. You should be winning a UCL in 3 - 4 seasons now.
>>74916157
More like be a midtable leliga side in 3-4 seasons.
Getting promotion from adelante is going to be tough.
>mouyes
This is the lone D2 team with a somewhat acceptable kit, but their logo is horse. How the fuck does Holland come up consistently with shit kits and logos?
>>74916542
looks more like a dragon
>>74916542
that logo's great for all the wrong reasons
>>74916561
Perhaps a wyvern at best.
>>74916542
Ditch the ball and it's not bad.
>>74916634
Almere has a decent logo and kit, but it's an Ajax feeder club with a "long term partnership". They can't play in the same league. I mean, Ajax's near monopoly (lost the last two leagues to PSV) and youth team being in D2 wasn't good enough.
>tfw british 20th placed premier league team gets about about as much money as the entire 6 year broadcasting deal your league has
>>74916700
What is that logo supposed to be? Someone took the minimalism a step too far.
>>74916767
Who knows. Their previous logo had a sheep on it.
>>74916767
a dove, are you autistic? How do you not see that?
>>74916791
>asking kem if hes autistic
>>74916791
>are you autistic?
Yes
>>74916791
>asking kem if hes autistic
>>74916849
n-not that theres anything wrong with that
>>74916791
see
>>74916818
>>74916849
>>74916869
I don't even see it since you've named it.
>>74916857
You literally lied in your image. Me calling you out on it isn't autistic. You pretending it was the truth is.
>>74916542
>>74916570
>but their logo is horse
>wyvern at best
It's a dragon you pleb.
>>74916700
>>74916791
It's a very minimalist ram. The "wings" are actually horns. The "beak" is the face.
>>74916935
You got triggered because the pic of 2015 wasn't actually from FM15. I think that's pretty autistic tbH.
I mean we are all autists here to a higher or lower degree dw m9.
>>74916948
"Horse" as in "horse shit" MF. Still looks like a toon wyvern tho'.
>>74916962
>You got triggered because the pic of 2015 wasn't actually from FM15.
Yeah, like I said. You were lying.
Bit bored of my Everton save desu, even with all of the shenanigans.
Haven't done LLM for years. I'm split between trying Droylsden or Wrexham.
Advice, please.
>>74916970
lying is when you do it purposedly I think, my thing was more like a mistake.
>>74916984
You defended it as intentional.
>>74916990
did I?
remembering it with such detail is pretty autistic too.
>>74916984
>I think
You rarely do.
>>74916967
> While a dragon almost always has the ability to breathe fire (though other types of breath such as lightning have been seen as well), a wyvern will usually be unable to breathe fire.
It's a dragon. It's literally breathing fire. At worst, it's a fire drake.
>>74917011
Never played some Monster Hunter have you?
>>74917002
Not having melted my memory with pot is autistic?
Yes, you said that you wanted to make the changes more obvious or something to that effect. Without a doubt there was an implication that it wasn't a simple mistake. And if it was only a mistake, wouldn't your response be more autistic than simply using a correct image?
>>74916948
>>74917008
What did I ever do to you? I don't even remind you of your nationality that much :(
>>74917031
I guess. Idk. Your autistec.
>>74917011
>>74917029
Its Q, you stupid fucks. He has the power to turn into anything. Except for that time he was stripped of his powers by the continuum.
Anyway, the guy who revamped UEFA competitions fixed his db (allegedly). Now you can enjoy the ever useless Intertoto cup in all it's glory.
>>74917061
>Your autistec.
You're*
autistic*
>>74917053
follow'd
;)
>>74917068
>past winners
>that final
is smaug a dragon or a wyvern?
>>74917097
He's a drake.
>>74917097
Tolkien calls him a dragon.
>>74917053
Beautiful.
>>74917029
>PS2
>>74917153
Never owned one.
>>74917178
Me neither.
>Droylsden's stadium is named after a closed down pub
dis gun be gud
>>74916767
It's a pigeon's arse mate
>>74917298
Sheffield meanwhile play in the back garden of a pub
>>74917298
It's no Tony Macaroni Arena
>>74917375
>this is real
Their badge is also extremely Welsh
>>74917298
I'm pretty sure my first ever save in 12 was with Droylsden.
I loaded Sangue Blu's butcher job just to see if I could find Dutch teams with correct logos. This one isn't too bad.
tfw all the teams with cool names in eastern european leagues are actually good so there's no challenge with them
>>74917477
Apparently it's the oldest Dutch club still existing. I'll take a note of this club if I find a good db.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koninklijke_HFC
>>74917506
Netherlands or France.
Ohn hon hon.
>>74917521
For added fun. But I really need to find a decent db since the Dutchs who were doing a lower leagues db (getting rid of the European playoff bullshit) decided to take holidays.
>https://community.sigames.com/topic/388359-dutch-football-pyramid-based-on-real-life/
>>74917570
This is a 10/10 in Droylsden
>>74917569
Oh wait, the Dutch researcher had to post his version deep into another thread. Time to simulate a lot of football.
>https://community.sigames.com/topic/375119-dutch-football-thread-2016-17-season-a-new-league-system/
Okay narrowed my next save down to
Malta: 3 tiers, decent length season so no massive gaps between games and my nan and grandad used to go on holiday there a lot
Andorra: Tiny league but decent amount of games, as low rep as you can go
Faroes: Okay size, nice and low rep and I can play as a team I've watched in person
Negative against Faroes is that it's a league that starts in Jan, Negative against Malta is that it's a bit low rep and Negative against Andorra is that the league is tiny with you playing the same teams 4 times.
Not sure which to go for.
>>74917786
Sorry meant a bit higher rep for Malta
>>74917786
I'd say Malta
>>74917786
The only advantage of having a league that starts in January is that it gives you 6 months to reinforce your team before European matches. Outside of that, heads or tails, they're all terrible.
>>74917786
I'd say malta as well
I don't know why, I just like maltese names
>>74917786
malta, for your nan
Fucking Donnaruma.
>>74917786
I've done Faroes before and made it to the Europa League, you play 3 times against other teams and it gets ridiculously easy real soon, so it's not that fun.
>>74917775
And no fucking European playoffs. Apparently the club I'm interested in is an amateur side in 3rd division with even worse rep than Triglav.
>>74917872
>>74917866
>>74917844
Yeah I'll go with Malta, the multiple tiers thing will help keep it interesting for a bit longer
>>74917913
I hated how when you qualify for europe in a January start league you have to wait almost an entire year to actually play your first qualifier.
>>74917913
>>74917951
I never liked having the Icelandic season end just as the CL group stage was starting. The fixture congestion was awful.
really makes you think
>>74918217
A point per game means probably staying up.
Well done on a great result, m8.
>world class Ballon D'or holder, who has missed about 3 games ever for me and is only 26
>Arsenal want him on loan
Pls
>>74918506
post his stats
>>74918548
>>74918577
I'll give you 50% wage loan offer? Deal? Deal.
Got that sweet £200p/w wage
>>74918914
How's the squad look?
>>74919051
No right backs, no CMs, best DM has a hernia, best striker is an AMC and the best players are all wingers who can only play AML/R W(s)
So about what's expected
This is the best player, the second best player's only attribute above 10 is decisions.
Because of first window budgets being disabled I've got enough budget for maybe 2 players if A) I can find anyone and B) If they'll move to us
>>74919153
>the best players are all wingers who can only play AML/R W(s)
Good lord.
>>74919153
>best players are all wingers
>>74919211
Usually I wouldn't mind but I'm having a lot of success in 17 at all levels with a wingerless formation so it's kinda annoying
I can't believe you've done this...
lads I want to do a save in kosovo but the no europe thing is a fucking buzzkill
is there an easy fix to get them in? I was thinking either kill gibraltar, or just give kosovo a club coefficient in the editor might do the trick
man trb is lonely tonight
>>74920650
Hi.
>>74920650
>[Looked fired up]
why do all my chances in the 80th minute onward end up in the stands? Is it a determination problem or something?
>>74920650
Such is life.
>>74920826
Probably pressure more than det.
Also technique is more important than you think.
>>74920826
Only losers have low det squads, you're not a loser, right Jack?
I think I've realized what makes the 17 regens so ugly, they all look like their face has been mirrored
>>74920830
>>74920830
>It was a tremendous solo effort and Rizzo looked delighted.
>>74920877
>>74920922
That's it, man.
>>74920934
what are the chances of us not fucking this up?
>>74920952
Depends on your average det and leadership, Gretzky.
>>74920952
and with that we've used up our luck for the next 2 years
>>74920917
>Rizzo
Triggered, need to stop playing OOTP with the Brewers.
Insane to see this team go down. One of the biggest upsets in this entire save.
I've been playing FM wrong for years. Only in the past 3 days, and especially today, have I come to understand the beauty of PPMs.
They alone can turn a garbage forward into a goal machine. They can turn a winger with pace, flair and nothing else into le cut inside man 2.0. How could I have been so blind?
Thanks, /trb/.
I scrapped the Droylsden save after seeing the kit in-game. Horrid.
>>74921214
>winger
You have much to learn still
>>74921214
>those mentals
>>74921214
>They alone can turn a garbage forward into a goal machine
No, I'm pretty sure that's just his pace.
>>74921258
But muh philosophy.
4231 with 3 AMs got really boring
>>74921319
That bit was directed at this guy
boreballed to death
>>74921339
that is more impressive 2bf, 9 goals in 8 starts is fairly absurd, but we're still talking about a guy in the 5th tier with good physicals.
>>74921372
>as many draws as wins
>still win the league
>>74921380
At that level teams are too shit to beat each other.
>>74921380
the first half of the team was so fucking miserable
our only striker was an on-loan targetman who couldn't finish, and we didn't have enough rep/money to get anything better
plus we had about 6 winger/strikers in the squad who wouldn't leave
finally got that cheesy moroccan poacher in the winter and it was all easy
Bohs are rapidly closing down the gap.
>>74921454
It's funny, seems like there's always a second team that eventually becomes good after the player wins the league every year. maybe has to do with getting the second slot for CL when the league's rep gets good enough from the player's team
>>74921454
Doesn't look like they're closing on you, merely putting more between the two of you and everyone else.
>>74921524
idk man they beat me 3 times this season out of our 5 meetings.
>>74921454
>133
>2 (two) other teams in the league with positive goal differentials
I'm beginning to sense a pattern.
>>74921541
>worry.png
ok guys I'm thinking of starting up a more serious save after finishing my current season what should I do?
preferably something not boring as fuck like managing in asia
>>74921541
So you can drop 6 points in the league to them and still have an 8 point lead? I think my case stands.
>>74921587
Pick a second tier team in a top 7 league and win a cl.
>>74921567
its great isnt it
>>74921601
>So you can drop 6 points in the league to them
No 4 in the league. They took me out of the cup too. And we had a tight champions league semi.
>>74921631
Woah, they made it to the semis?
>>74921454
post Wilkinson la
also
>October 26
>33 games played
wut
>>74921454
just noticed, is France the #1 ranked league?
Fucking hell.
>>74921663
They are.
>>74921639
They did. For the second consecutive season.
>>74921650
Big vinny the shitposting mad cunt.
>>74921833
And Cockroach.
fuckv my shitty fucking head-the-ball team just fucking head it some more you cunts dont think about controlling it with your body just continue to head it directly at their forwards good stuf
Success!
>48 goals in the league under the AI
>tfw I sold him when he was younger because he wasn't scoring enough
how to live with this feel
>>74921963
>managing one of Milan and PSG
>>74921954
>dat blistering form
proud of you, m8
>>74921980
Baby steps.
>>74921977
I-it was future Milan and they were really shit when I took over, I swear
Is it, dare I say, our year?
>>74921650
>October 26
>33 games played
Ireland is a January start league so not to clash with garlic footie
>>74922102
iirc 2013 wasn't your year t b h
sorry mate
Can't make this shit up.
>>74922227
>>74922243
We're big time!
guys how do you handle agressive opponents?
Greatest tragedy in football history
>>74922432
do you interfere at all or is that natural?
>>74922440
I'm the reason they're 'rich' but the manager did all the hard work. Some literal who called Pietro Tripoli took over after their 2nd season in Serie B and lead them to the title and lasted until they came 4th 7 years later.
I found an inside forward in the wild
he still looks shit
>>74922422
If you score some goals they can't win unless they score more, m8.
>>74922432
f
Well we finally lost.
>>74922515
gotta keep that 0 gd
>A Chelsea team with 9 of their starting XI being 31 or older is top of the league 3 seasons after being in the 2nd division
FM pls
>>74917569
>Those winners
Truly "the" summer cup.
>a string of five consecutive home games after three straight away
Who made this fucking schedule.
>>74922604
I think my plan of buying literally every single youth prospect in the game with my billions of dollars is neutering every other team in the world and stopping them from having world class players, therefor letting me beat every by huge margins. Spanish champs? More like Spanish chumps.
>two in a row
oh fug
thanks for coming
easiest CL group to date
???
I'm gonna be in an episode of Out Of Their League, lads!
Don't look now boys.
>>74923035
>5 games unbeaten
Still not as good as your start of the season
>>74923063
Not as symmetrical either 2bf
You poor soul, you.
>>74922140
>garlic footie
We've got ourselves a logjam.
My kit designing skills are horrendous.
>>74924010
They play an annual friendly against former internationals on new year's day
>tfw LCIM wrecks your shit
>>74924034
I've been willing to manage in the Netherlands for a long time, but due to a lack of good lower leagues db, good kits and logos I never did it. I stuck to Slovenia. I'd consider managing this club, but there's no finished proper Dutch lower leagues db. Just a few works in progress here and there. And no fucking way I'll play in a league with European places playoff.
>https://community.sigames.com/topic/386935-the-addition-of-dutch-lower-leagues-help-thread/?page=5
I'm not a happy camper lads
>>74924254
MESSAI MESSAI MESSAI MESSAI
>>74924254
>FM's home-away bias
Like clockwork.
pngs are loading much faster now that ive restarted my computer
>>74924307
Did goat/dove club tweet back at you?
>>74924375
not yet
PLEASE WATCH OUR LEAGUE
>>74924418
jesus christ
>>74924418
18% and 151 AVG is the current highest attendance in my league
I'll post a screenshot once everyone's had a home game
Fucking hell
>>74924565
["Fucking hell" intensifies]
>>74924755
>Playing football in the warehouse district
>>74924755
That passive aggressive clap in the keepers face
>>74924781
I'm not sure whether I should blame SI or not since Malta isn't one of their leagues but the only stand is the one directly opposite the hard camera
>>74924805
I didn't notice the tunnel literally being the carpark
Wow
>>74924755
I recognise that shipping container arrangement
post perfectly logical stadiums
>>74925418
>>74925418
my favorite
>>74924418
Looks like average east European attendances. Outside of big, reputable clubs, it's completely shit.
>lelgium
>>74925568
Sometimes I wonder why I still play this
>>74925644
for the QUALITY
RIP
>>74925757
>15 months
>Bhutan
>>74925802
Just wait till they are playing at home lad
>>74925802
It was a valiant effort against the mighty Oman and on another day they might have kept them to single figures
Jesus christ why do I even bother taking the lead
My best player is "casual." Plz tell me what his real passion in life is
>Estonia 3-0 Croatia
what
>>74926620
>http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php/307808-The-Ultimate-Personality-Media-Handling-Guide
>sign Zouma's brother on a free
>plays like shit every match
Oh Rizzo you clown
Didn't know Kanoute had such anti-muslim beliefs, I think this suggestion to consider all muslims terrorists goes a bit too far
>>74927319
Kanoute has to prove he isn't a cunt before I listen to his opinions
>>74927319
sounds good to me
>>74925802
Anyone here ever tried signing Chencho Gyeltshen?
>>74927026
The team that tried signing him last summer also signed Donnarumma's brother
>tfw no Godinho
Don't think I've ever gotten an easier draw in the CL at this stage
>>74927817
love how 25% of the new regens look like the fat guy from saturday night live and i'm okay with that because at least it's a human face
>>74928471
I still don't like them. They didn't have to change anything. Why did they change anything?
Le cut inside malteser
>technique 7, finishing 4, long shots 4
THE CITY OF ARGENTINA
>Romero
>>74929516
Big Willy is a much better keeper desu
>>74929561
Romero's ok, but there we have better GKs. I like Caballero and Rulli can probably do a better job.
>>74929611
>there we have
>the city of me
kek another Everton defender injured
>>74929369
I have no idea at all
Blacks and asians are completely broken, it's ridiculous
>>74929369
miles likes to ruin everything
other long-serving managers btfo
>argentina
>>74929516
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>turning your face away form the ball
based NT player
>>74930578
good job mang
did you lads watch the France v Spain match? What is /trb/'s opinion on the VAR system? I like it very very much tBh
also gib nicknames please
is there any difference between potential and recommendation? they always seem to be the same
>>74931133
Fernando 'El Flaco' Barriga
>>74931133
>not even one called Daniel
fugg it
also Adama "Kalidou" Coulibaly
>>74931272
Try scouting some 18 year olds if you want to see a difference
Also if your team is bad everyone will be 5* in comparison
>>74931282
>>74931341
kek
but come on they won't ever play. I miss those days when you guys gave me a lot of spicy meems as nicknames.
I'll rename Coll as damn daniel for u
>>74931381
>I'll rename Coll as damn daniel for u
>morale: fairly poor
checks out, thanks man
where are you gonna be when this happens?
>>74931633
cryogenized probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL13f2OkIDk
>>74931747
contemplating getting hibernated to see how football will look in a thousand years
>>74930668
>entire career with one club
Very nice.
>>74931822
The fuck is this?
can you guys help me convince my best player to renew his contract?
Apparently being good enough for liga BBVA is enough to snub your home club nowadays. Fucking capitalism man.
anyone tried a lone targetman formation? how'd you manage?
>>74933075
Yes, it works, look at Janssen goals.
>>74933142
>28 in 41
>it works
pls post those Icelanders
>>74933249
It's Janssen.
>>74933249
>>74933900
>uncapped
this does not fucking slip now
>>74934061
[citation needed]
>tfw I've been playing an AP as a BWM for 2 seasons and a half because I thought he was another player
>tfw he's been consistently playing well, averaging 7.00 per season
His defensive attributes are not even that good.
>>74931822
Is there any way of removing the sound from this video?
crystal palace always plays a 541 against me and it pisses me off
>>74931822
this is fucking cancer, but i'll have to admit i thought the no sound thing was a bug when i first played fm
>>74934838
why not simply git gud at beating 541 formations?
>>74934838
Better a 5-4-1 than a team who plays one of those 4-4-2s with two DMs.
>>74934859
I've beaten them every time but it's always closer than I like
>>74934876
shit my 18 year old bwm just went bald fucks sake man he actually didn't look too bad before that
>>74934888
"Out for 9 months with a serious viral infection."
>>74934276
I tied a game and lost another after you made this post
>>74935026
what am I in for?
>>74935336
Luigi Spaghetti is the superior Italian name
>>74935384
>Italian
Clearly he is Sammarinese
>>74935384
>>74935405
Luigi is his Italian cousin
>>74935440
bit forward of them to get a whole cabinet for trophies
>>74935460
I think that's what they've spent the facilities money on by the looks of things
>>74935523
>The club is affectionately known as The Dogs
>Chairman, Defender
this is a worrying dynamic
>>74935694
he has to do something to pass the time after his injury
>>74935792
maybe hiring a physio might have been a good use of his free time
>>74935792
more like wheelchairman
>>74935894
hey, you can't get relegated, right?
>>74935990
don't think so, but i'll give it my best shot anyway
>>74935924
>>74935924
LELZ
>Assman wants you to know that we need 6 points to guarantee we win the league
>2 games left
>>74936260
This does in fact slip
>>74936260
>>74936260
found my new captain
>>74936422
I wonder if this is him.
>>74936292
>>74936396
>>74936411
haha cadiz tied the title is mine
now I just have to win in the playoffs to get to adelante haha piece of cake
>>74936650
>haha piece of cake
haha
>>74936611
he must play for us on his days off
>>74936611
>Real Madrid C.F.
personality: ambitious
>>74936611
>>74936786
Real Madrid aren't going to be happy with me
>Nerman
wew
>>74937982
>stat pad cup
>baloy still playing for panama
watching him bully and abuse the canadian NT over the years has me terrified of that name
>>74938269
who doesn't bully and abuse the canadian NT?
>>74938450
Scotland couldn't
>>74938491
I mean its Scotland
>>74938491
I'm still not sure how to feel about that """game"""
it wasn't even a full-strength canada team
BTFO
>>74938589
It would take a World Cup to get a fair matchup but Scotland isn't as close as Canada is to qualifying for one so we'll probably never see it.
>>74938763
I'm thinking joint Canada/Scotland WC hosts to see that
>First leg result: 1-3
>84
>87
>89
absolutely tribbled
>>74938982
As if the Americans' group needed to be any easier.
Bully'd
Find a better striker, I'll wait.
I promoted lads (:
piece of cake :)
>>74939236
(:)
>>74938628
Release him for being a bitch
>>74939321
He's my top scorer though, he's displaced Lukaku from starting
>>74939236
Enjoy your relegation next year
>>74939368
>:(
>NHL season ends April 9th
>Jays home opener April 11th
>mfw I may miss the latter for Leafs playoff hockey
>>74935336
>>74936913
>Lasagna Spaghetti
I'm Italian and I find this mouthwatering
>>74939506
can you make lasagna with spaghetti noodles or does lasagna refer to the flat noodles itself
>>74939555
asking the important questions
>>74939555
they're separate dishes: you can either have lasagne, or spaghetti, not the two crammed into one baking pan
I've never eaten or prepared or watch serve lasagne with spaghetti myself, sounds like total blasphemy (something the americans would cook)
shit, now I'm hungry
>>74939751
>sounds like total blasphemy (something the americans would cook)
you don't know the things I've seen
>>74939778
We're shit talking cuisine now? Step aside.
>>74940059
>>74940059
What the fuck is happening here.
>>74940059
>>74940097
I could get behind this idea, but the fact you'd have to eat the potatoes before you could get to any of the meat is a fucking disaster
>>74940097
>>74940097
oh my
>>74940059
>>74940133
>tfw Canadian cuisine is so great
Can't make fun of poutine or beaver tails.
>>74940198
Is it really that awful? Anthony Bourdain hated it and he eats everything.
>>74940280
It is really absolutely disgusting, but you will find people here who like it
when americans do english cooking
playing african bingo. can't scout this guy, shows up in the winter
fans in the social media feed are super enthusiastic
wish me luck
>>74941077
>bingo
I don't know how or why I typed this, meant to write roulette. I guess bingo works, but it's probably a sign I'm in no fit state to be making transfers
>>74941077
you know his exact weight and height though
>>74941077
no 17 year old African could be bad, right?
What does he mean by this.
>>74941077
What could possibly go wrong.
I'm also 90% sure this team's name could pass as a eSports organization.
>>74941267
It's like when Alexis Sanchez said he had an ankle injury and couldn't play and then played two full matches with Chile.
>Danny Wright injured for the season
>Now have to play this guy
>Results declining
>Lead at the top cut to 3pts with 11 games to play
I think we've fucked it. I highly doubt we could win the play offs, if it comes to that. Its the title or the abyss.
Light a candle for me, lads. I may be gone quite some time.
>>74941261
No 17 year old African could be 17
>>74941478
this basically
he has 10 solid years of professional experience, but I get first dibs because every other yuro club else thinks he's an unreliable kid
absolute scam and there's no way it can go wrong for me
>>74941487
no player with heading between 8 and 18 could be bad, right?
>>74940059
>>74940180
Christ these look amazing, takis will always get me.
>>74940280
This looks disgusting though
>>74940314
Is it just really salty and chewy?
>>74941099
>>74941487
You need to have another drink dingle; your ability to game the ai is unparalleled
>>74941502
thanks, but the talent isn't mine, it's a chemical property of alcohol
if anyone else is having trouble with transfers it's highly recommended (1 gold star, 4 black)
I'm no longer managing Bastia, FM, why is this Frenchman here.
>>74941564
Neat.
>>74941572
Wtf
>>74941626
Already 1290 days into his quest to gain Swedish nationality as well. I don't have any sort of ties to France through my manager or staff either. It's something else.
>>74941672
high off meth?
>>74941679
Sure?
>>74941687
Fine him two weeks wages Noe shouldnt be on meth at 16, kill him if he resists.
>>74941703
pls go to bed ft
>>74941743
Cheers Ill have another beer for the good idea.
Fuck.
>Position clinched with two games to play.
>Going to debut two kids.
>Put them as penalty takers just in case.
>Two penalties, both score in their debut.
I love the game sometimes.
>ozil
The absolute madman does it again!
literally the new Messi
cheeky swede
tfw
based Vecchia
>>74942569
How the fuck. Post league table. I want to mire' the turn around
>>74942593
>>74942593
>>74942629
>>74942631
These dropped points helped too (along with our victory).
Final matchday, finally got there. Cambridge choked anyway, though.
This season has aged me 5 years.
>>74942629
>11 draws
>Only 2 losses
A great trade-off in the end.
Theme for our seasons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1xO7RwTV4k
>tfw not autistic enough to be good at FM
>>74942701
Mate, I'm autistic as fuck and have been playing for nearly 7 years. I'm still pretty shit.
>>74942705
I just can't get it. Playing United and buying shit like Messi and Suarez yet I keep getting my ass kicked
>>74942685
>A great trade-off in the end.
Aye. For how many points we left on the table early in the season we stole a handful in the second half.
Well done, le polish flair mong. But fuck you for not giving me any credit.
>>74942707
its your tactics.
>contract runs out next year
>doesn't want to sign new deal
>>74942904
RIP you
>>74942951
might play football manager in a minute
>>74943479
Please do.
I've just spent literally 3 hours making transfers. I'm not even that happy with my dealings, pretty sure that gaping void at RB is going to cost us heavily. This LLM shit is hard.
Oh well, I'm sure it'll be worth it when I start getting that sweet /trb/ street cred.
This can't be real.
>>74943593
>that sweet /trb/ street cred
Its importance can't be understated
Squad Numbers. #AgainstModernFootball
>Cieslewicz
He's gone and done it again the absolute madman
He's going to cut inside all the way to the Prem. There is no stopping him. He's mad.
>>74943759
>>74943656
Its like the Portuguese want us to make fun of them for being retarded
>>74943870
What's that supposed to convey?
>>74941077
>>74944161
A beaver.
>>74944168
I'm prepared for that eventuality, but he'd probably still be 3* CA for the bulgarian league
I'M GOING TO WIN IT
Why is missi so shit?
Why can't he contain his autistic rage?
Why can't he perform when it matters?
First WC win for Ronaldo is coming soon.
missi will miss the games when it matters and Argentina won't even reach the play offs.
Netherlands tier choking.
>>74944319
>>74944372
FUCK I BOTTLED IT AGAINST STOKE AWAY
>>74944319
>Eternal Arsenal trying to take over /trb/
>Make a 6th month run at it before trailing off
>>74944378
>1 win in 5
>>74944378
>1 win in 5
>>74944378
>>74944378
you're in the top 4, and you're above spuds, so I think you're doing spectacularly well and don't need to change anything
My kind of guy.
>>74944391
>>74944386
>>74944393
>>74944379
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH
>MOUYES
>MOUYES
>MOUYES
>>74944401
oh my. is the real >moyes still in charge of sunderland?
>>74944406
yeah, they're in 9th atm lmao
In January they were top 4
too scared to play the last one
is this the greatest final day in premier league history?
>>74944444
Only if you end up finishing below Spurs.
Alfredo Molina aka the one season wonder, pretty much
>>74944444
those digits mean you're gonna make it
hey guys how does agility affect a goalkeeper?
>>74944444
quints ensured success
>>74944480
it's how far and how quickly they can reach to make saves.
It's really important.
>Frej
The choke is complete.
cost us 375k, half stretched over 2 years
club's record signing by about 370k
we're ready for hoofball now
>>74944569
k thnks
>tfw the only players whose contracts expire this season are the ones I signed
Well that's something.
Does "420" have the same significance internationally as it does in the States?
>>74944819
In the UK its code for "fuck you, mom and dad!"
>>74944819
No idea what it is
>>74944819
As Hitler's birthday? Probably, although I doubt many would want to commemorate that.
>>74944870
How do you get 420 into a birth date?
>>74944819
yes it does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofF4f16Yqck
>>74944870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESA7yu1x4UM
>>74944885
4/20/XX
Don't they teach you guys that stuff across the pond?
>>74944892
That definitely wouldn't work internationally cause we put things in the right order with the day first
>>74944897
Good point.
>>74944892
We don't get taught hitler's birthday, they tend to focus more on what he did later
>ywn have this much swagger
>>74944889
I was about to post this
>when he spills the mug on the laptop and carries on
All for a joke about Hitler, have to admire the dedication
>>74944996
>Copying regens over from FM1888
Finally some quality norwegian football back on the tv
>>74945000
wut?
>>74945014
I'm implying his appearance would be more suited to the late 19th century and SI once had an April Fools joke about releasing FM1888 so its sort of a combo joke.
>>74945014
ur dum
>>74945010
Would like to see Heimdal vs KIL/Hemne but I bet thats not on your tv is it?
>>74945031
>picking the two teams closest to me
and no, its brann rosenborg in the supercup final
Is Manchester United dumb enough to pay that release clause?
>>74945042
>and no, its brann rosenborg in the supercup final
Yeah I figured.
>>picking the two teams closest to me
I didn't really pick them just they are actually playing now and I would like to watch it because I have a little money on Heimdal
>>74945025
>>74945027
Oh shit, I'm retarded
>>74945052
id have bet on kil/hemne personally, but i havent paid attention to that league since i moved away from my parents
>loan Robben back to PSV
>he won Golden Boot
based
Is Daniel here?
>tfw just signed on a 38-year-old Eidur Gudjohnsen
The Allsvenskan is ours.
>>74944996
He looks like a Moroccan immigrant in a German disguise
>>74944834
That's everywhere.
>>74944847
It's the U.S. police code for "someone's smokin' marijuana," but of course in many Euro countries it's legal, and also your cops are pussies.
>>74945113
daniel who?
>>74945264
you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8M6Nc970sE
translate
>>74945269
"wijnaldum asked eder if they could exchange their shirts, if he can come out, thanks" something like this
>>74945300
oh okay!
thanks!
We're going to be sirius threat this season.
>>74945269
kek
>>74945307
i don't know why anyone would like to have Eder's shirt tbqh
>>74945315
He will take all the credit when you win the CL
>>74945503
So long as he turns >>74941572 into a god everything will be fine.
Why is this guy allowed two consecutive capital letters in his surname
>>74945566
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IJ_(digraph)
Well this isn't good.
>>74944819
>smoking weed
disgusting
>>74945591
Learn something new everyday
What does this even mean.
>>74945729
Indeed.
>>74945785
Do you want more money for ass man wages or not?
Option 1: Cheers chairman bro, I could do with a better assman
Option 2: Lol fgt clearly you'd be better off investing that money elsewhere.
>>74945836
tyvm friendo
>reopen this thread
>come back to it an hour later
>almost start arguing about it being a horse or a dragon again before realising those are old posts
oops
>>74945836
I always try to get them to pay for facilities by doing that
Never works even though we have a whole 200p/w that would have been assistant wages spare
What the fuck? How is that a warplane?
>>74946041
>it's a harrier
if they say so
>>74946041
nigga wut u think a harrier is named after
I'm curious.
>>74946041
http://www.almerecity.nl/ac-1/almere-city-bouwt-aan-toekomst
What the fuck they're not lying
>The buck is gone from the logo and has been replaced by a part of the symbol of Flevoland, the harrier. We chose a strong red color.
>>74946079
harrying the enemy warplanes?
>>74946041
>>74946114
I guess that makes sense then.
>>74946041
>>74946114
This is what the design is based on
first silverware with ponferradina :ok_hand:
>>74945706
disregard that, I suck cocks.
>first ever spanish cup, or major trophy in the club's history (3 liga al dentes)
>board doesn't realy care
baka
>Batman turned up to see Ronaldo's statue unveiled
Is Ronaldo secretly a batman villain or something?
>>74946135
I can see it
>>74946178
>3 liga al dentes
Fucking league requirements we don't have that kind of money wtf.
Also we will be playing our home games in another island kek.
Should I keep him? Hes only getting playing time when both my first team left backs are unavailable, hes been with the team since our first youth intake.
im very conflicted
>>74946293
>hes been with the team since our first youth intake.
Yes.
>>74946293
>Should I keep wasting wage budget on a player that I never use?
of course yes
I should probably sign this kid before I get beaten to the punch.
>>74946408
>wanted by literally whos
>>74946453
>gets sold by one of these clubs for 40M in three years
>ends up riding the pine at PSG until his career bottoms out and he has to go back to Norway to find a job
>tfw massive banter between Mou and me (he won PL with Manure and me the CL with Arsenal
>tfw premier league title decided by 1 point difference
>tfw supercup
>tfw 10 man Manure team wins 2-1 against my memelord Arsenal squad
>tfw more Mou banter and I can't even reply
Assuming my midfield is actually capable of holding their own, my offseason is complete.
Fuck yeah my favorite "feature" survived the patch
>>74946781
tfwywn be from wifi
>key player
>38yo
>full back
>value 45 euros
>that incredible form
>that average rating
i'm in love
>>74947000
Huh, are they doing ratings out of 5 instead of 10 now?
>>74947000
I'd keep using him just so I could keep fining him, would certainly add up to a nice amount of saved wages
>>74947000
He better be their captain.
>>74947116
nope, the captain is this other young lad here
>CB
>strength 2
>heading 3
>>74947145
>even older
>even worse
>700+ apps for one club
That's a thing of beauty.
>>74947207
I think these guys don't like to have managers..
>>74947288
>went 84 years without a manager
Hardcore
Send help
>>74947327
They had to have been relegated at that time.
>>74947288
>resigning before a year's past
Cowards.
>same two teams get to play me during injury crises
If those cunts get promoted because of the 6 points each we handed them I'm gonna be so mad
>>74947353
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
>>74947353
It's your tactics
>>74947353
Try the Argentinian round formation
Ref is carding my entire team in order
He started with the RB and now he's up to the right CM
>>74947353
Expand the league to 30 teams and you'll be fine.
>>74947426
Enjoy your fine that consists of you buying the referee a Coke and a bag of chips after the match.
>>74947426
Reminds me when I notice that Damir Skomina (aka the lone relevant Slovenian ref) is referring my matches. Insane card distribution. I always end up subbing the carded players and easing off tackles otherwise at least until the opposition gets a player sent off.
>>74947441
>bring on sub
>immediate card
lol
>>74947470
The weird thing is that our foul count is really low compared to a typical match but the card count is way up
Has anyone seen HC recently?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39427458
>Vintage display
>1-0, 4 shots into the post and 6 yellows
>opponent had like 5 one on ones
okay fm
>>74947498
>25
HC is older than that.
I think I should just go to bed, I can feel myself balding with this shit.
>Premier League launches major fight back against illegal streaming
>The Premier League has launched its biggest crackdown on piracy with a series of moves to combat illegal streaming, in light of fears that widespread availability of new consumer-friendly devices could fatally undermine its business model.
Hope my streamer has written permission from the Premier League desu
>>74947482
>The weird thing is that our foul count is really low compared to a typical match but the card count is way up
That's a thing in ref attributes IIRC There's also something similar in FIFA games, where you can have a pretty lax ref in terms of foul count but very high severity when he does blow the whistle.
Almost miss Collina.
lyl
>>74947579
bet they "crack down" on all the games you can't even fucking watch on UK tv
>>74947587
Scott McBeanie used to be the only ref in FIFA who was really lax for cards and fouls, you could do last man fouls all the time and he wouldn't give a straight red pretty often.
>>74947593
Nigerian regens have some of the wonkiest names.
>>74947593
>J.Ani
>£45/w
That compensation is too much
>>74947612
The ethnic names are all thrown together in the same nameset so you'll get things like idk "Chidozie Mohammed" that just don't exist in real life
Russia has the same problem
>>74947620
Would clap again
>>74947593
Why don't you go to the games instead?
>>74947606
C'mon, don't wanna go back to the glorious days of football?
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x29jnv4_psg-om-1992-une-boucherie_sport
Honestly, I wouldn't. Not even ironically.