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n-next year

second for laff refpuck last night

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>>74804270
There is always next year :)

>>74804267
why does he live bonaqua so much?

>>74804284
>man I feel like a woman

she said it, not me

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>>74804286
Because he is a paid shill he wasn't actually brought in to help this team...

Fuck Puljujärvi and fuck the Oilers

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>>74804292
>The best thing about being a woman

>>74804292
If you don't find her sexy in this video, you're homosex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

>>74804292
kys
I would suck a dick to hear shania fart through a wall

Help me guys. Everytime i go to grocery store i have to buy a 6-pack of Bonaqua. What is happening to me??

>>74804312
Avril better

>>74804317
kek

>>74804327
Could you please explain what the problem is? I don't see it

>>74804332
Of course she is. That doesn't change the fact though

>>74804270
>muh propagandhi

shit sjw band
plus they don't even like the jests

>>74804327
nothing finnfriend, what you're experiencing is perfectly normal

medical experts recommend 1-2 litres of Bonaqua™ per day.

>>74804332
avril is based
she and BT balance out the shittiness of bieber and nickelback

>>74804345
You mean Alanis Morissette?

>>74804353
>Marchand looking a bit under the weather

Since there isn't much hockey discussion going.

Post the Billboard #1 song when you were born:

http://playback.fm/birthday-song

I start:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RWfSUWVP2I

>>74804390
Kek I got her too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqBtS6BIP1E

>>74804390
https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

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>>74804405
Solid tune

>>74804390
I got the same one. Are you me?

>>74804430
1991
9
9
1

>>74804435
Best year, the only year like it!

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>>74804435
>tfw born in 1993

>>74804443
>you were born
>canada hasn't won a cup since
Thanks a lot Gordo

>>74804443
>not being born before the Russian Federation
I feel sorry for you

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1996 here step aside old farts!!!!

>>74804390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8HOfcYWZoo

t. jonne

>>74804457
>Celine Dion

Avril >> Twain >>>> Dion

>>74804457
same here
fucking gayyyyyy

>>74804457
>born in the legendary year of 1995
>couldn't see finns glorious triumph
feel bad for you

>>74804486
I was born in 94 man

I think it's reasonable to suggest that this could be year 2 of 5 years of this elite level play from Brad Marchand. He has been a top line forward since 2011 and now has elevated his game to an area where three more years of being the best LWer in the game is not out of the question at all given his production the last two years.

i would feel bad about being the only 80s kid posting, but it was the GOAT generation so ill cry myself to sleep on Crosgods thiccness

>>74804512
Power play babby

>>74804518
89bro here, keep yer chin up

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>>74804512
bombston keep getting rid of everyone better than him on the team, so his ice time has been creeping up and up. not surprising he is "breaking" out like he has

>>74804260
haha, nice OP

wasn't Shanya Twain teh woman who sang "that don't impress me much" and was/is the wife of Richie Sambora?

>>74804390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0

Why the fuck is it so hard for you to use Google

>>74804677
some hawt Bourque dubs

a nordic friend even posted the fucking youtube to one of his questions

>>74804390
This feels right guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

>>74804725
if you had to pick one hokkei player to dedicate this to, who would it be?

MVP for every current playoff team:

>Craps
Holtby

>Jykkets
Bobrovsky

>Pongs
Crosby

>Hasb
Price

>Snes
Karlsson

>Bombston
Marchand

>Rags
Miller

>Laffs
Matthews

>Blacocks
Kane

>Mild
Dubnyk

>Perds
Arvidsson

>Shorks
Burns

>Coilers
McDavid

>Cucks
Kesler

>Flim Flams
Backlund

>Bloos
Tarasenko

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>BILL hasn't missed a game in 7 years

Too bad he's lazy and doesn't work hard, at least according to the Toronto media. I'll never forgive this city for running him out of town.

>>74804742
stupid sexy Zetterberg, probably

>>74804390
Tfw oldcunt

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yUi_S6YWjZw

>>74804759
Guy even got cancer and didnt miss any games
What a trooper

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>>74804759
Can't wait to see it happen all over again with Matthews

>>74804777
Fucking GOAT.

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>>74804770
understandable

>>74804792
>nigger music
>GOAT

Pekka pls

>>74804789
Its already happening with Nylander.

Putting up one of the best U20 rookie seasons of the last 20 years but TSN keeps peddling him as trade bait for >muh 2nd pair d man

>>74804822
>Dreger: They might be able to trade Nylander for Brandon Montour

fucking kek

>>74804742
Landescuck

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>>74804759
>heavily criticized player isn't as important to criticize when given less minutes and isn't expected to be a 1st liner on a team already loaded with all stars

wow who would have guessed

>>74804822
So? We need a defender more than a redundant forward when we have Matthews and Marner leading the charge.

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>>74804340
fine, I changed it to BTO

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>>74804844
People had unrealistic expectations of Kessel from day 1 in Toronto, he was never going to be the leader. He was always an elite winger though, people just wanted more.

>>74804854
Would you trade Eichel for say, Montour? Fuck no you wouldn't. This is what I mean, Nylander is hugely underrated

>>74804884
>elite winger
>still cant score 40 goals with one of the best centremen to ever play the game

>>74804884
>He was always an elite winger though, people just wanted more.

Yeah, you'd better hope so for 8mil/8 years. It's retarded, he had to fucking go.

>>74804884
nah bruh but I would offer him up for Parayko 1 for 1

>>74804954
That's not on the table. Blues wouldn't do that.

>>74804939
Kessel doesn't really play well with Crosby, Ironically it appears chubby kessel is faster than Crosby.
Crosby and Malkin play a slower game.

However that Hagelin combo payed off big time in the playoffs. Because Hagelin can skate.

>>74804954
lmao you delusional laffer you would get laughed out of the building

PREDICTIONS:
1) HABS
2) SNES
3) LAFFS

1) BJ'S
2) CRAPS
3) PENS
4) >rags
5) ISLELS

1) REDDIT
2) MILD
3) PREDS
4) BLOOS

1) SHORKS
2) DICKS
3) FLIM FLAMS
4) OILELS

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>>74804390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
Can you hold on for one more day?

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>Who's in who's out?

>>74805127
lorfs and blots
isles have a better schedule

>>74805066
>hurr delusional xD

It's not something the Blues would do but it's not something they'd laugh at either. As the other anon pointed out Nylander is having a great 20 year old season. Eased in on the wing thus far but is a natural center who looks ready to get back to C. Gaining Babcocks trust more and more every day.

Blues need a young future Center. Would be more plausible if Parayko was LD.

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Ilves or Tappara?

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>>74805127
>mfw Aho leads the Canes to the playoffs
>mfw Canes hot streak leads them to sweeping Craps
>mfw Aho single handily saves a franchise and wins the Calder

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J A C K E T S

>>74805170
>bettman relocates the franchise anyways

these dubs make it all true

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armenia?
pls respond

>>74805187
Crosby dubs Ill accept

>>74805127
Leafs are in. 5-1-1 in their last 7, getting hot. Solid record vs. remaining teams.

Devlels and Buffalel games coming up.

>Canes never relocate and Quebec never gets a team
These dubs dictate this.

>>74805247
gotta do better than that bruh
canes aren't moving anywhere

>>74805247
Fuck these retaeded relocation memers desu

No Canadian fanbase is in the position to say a team that won the cup in 06 should be relocated

Panthers are bringing Ekblad back for the next game to complete his concussion hatrick for the year.
I just learned he has had 7 in his career so far.
The fuck? He's a big guy but seems to be completely clueless about keeping his head up.
I bet he will be out of the league in 5 years.

>>74805263
He's already been exposed as a Campbell babby.

Canadas future national team on suicide watch desu

>>74805244
>Leafs
>solid record against BUF

>Caps, Lightning, Penguins, Jackets to close out the season

Were in a good spot right now but this race is far from decided.

>>74805161
Ilves

t. kärpät

>Tampon Gay and Hurricants both meme themselves into the playoffs
>Play each other in CF
>Hurricants win the cup
Is there a timeline that can BTFO Canafags any harder?

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>>74805161
Tappara

T. Tappara

>>74805302
vegas/yotes
canes/panthers

yotes vs panthers

>>74805302
Trips and this actually happens.

>>74805302
>all that lost playoff gate reducing HRR
>in a league where the cap is already stagnant

Will fuck over your team you retarded fucking nigger. Wouldn't expect an Amerilard to know these things.

>>74805269
>1 bust in a 15 year span

>>74805377
Look at Canadas future on C and D, my man.

It is bleak.

Our only hope is Crosgod keeps playing throughout his 30s.

>>74805302
One of the California teams makes it from the west. That also cucks the east coast with 11pm games for 4/7 of the SCF

>>74804327
i first thought you were a faggot but then i realised i have 4 empty bottles of bonaqua in my apartment

>>74805332
You had one job, faggot

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>>74805387
>he isnt drinking biosteel

H-h-hey guys. How about you send some of that money my way

>>74805365
>taking shit posts seriously

>>74805382
you act as if some other country is sitting on the next goat waiting to usurp up

>>74805412
US looking way deeper down the middle and on the blueline.

Talking U25 players. Obviously our old guard was the best.

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>>74805316
liiga really needs to lose those fucking ads off the jerseys
christ

>>74805422
you're talking about the same yanks that needed coin flip to beat one of the weakest canadian teams in years

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>>74805430

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>tfw Laine won the rocket richard in his first season in my Powerfantasy EHM save

>>74804390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

>>74804260
As a young boy I made a decision. I decided the only goaltending I would accept as legitimate would be French Canadian. Until recently, this went unchallenged. As I look around the league today, I see roughly one québécois starter.

What happened in Quebec, or as I like to call, redneck France?

>>74805302
if detroit memes their way into the playoffs

>yfw rags clinch before any atlantic teams

>>74805564
>Quebec
>redneck France

That is equivalent to a British person saying Americans are rednecks just because their accent is different. Accent is the only difference between a French speaker in Quebec vs a French speaker in France.

>>74805644
truly the darkest timeline

>>74805612
>Detroit success
>BTFOing Canadians

A shitton of their fans are Canadians dumbass

laine

>>74805700
is

>>74805700
0+0 tonight confirmed

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What productive things have you done today, /hoc/?

>>74805709
Crushed 2 Mcdoubles and set my fantasy hockey lineup

>>74805709
Sent in my unemployment insurance application and made fried rice

>>74805709
Went to the gym and got some groceries.

>>74805564
Coaching stopped being regional

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>>74805716
>>74805731
>>74805738
>the finn is the most productive

>>74805709
Got stoned and made breakfast. Video games for now
waited on calls back for jobs. Economy sucks.

>>74805824
Are you in Edmonton too?

>>74805687
>a shitton of their fans are Canadian
Why? Are they cuckoos? Boarder jumping is shameful.

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>>74805839
Yea

>>74805844
Considering the majority of nhl players are canadian it really doesn't matter what team canadians cheer for.

>>74805867
spoken like a true cuck

>>74805824
Don't you think a few of them will drug test?

>>74805709
Doggos walked and dinner/snacks procured for tonight's action

>>74805877
this isn't the US where they drug test for shit like jobs at subway

>>74805824
>build province around one industry
>blame the "economy" when it is in decline

albertean tears are so sweet

>>74805877
Drug testing doesn't happen here unless you are working certain jobs. The oil path jobs do or you are operating certain machinery.

>>74805871
t.
cuck financing it all

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>>74805161
On vain
Yksi
On vain yksi seura
Yksi seura Tampereella
Se on Ilves ainiaan

>>74805824
What game you playing lad?

>>74805844
Every O6 team has a shitton of fans throughout the country. The provinces that don't have NHL teams basically split between the O6 teams. Wings/Bruins/Leafs/Habs more so than Rangers/Hawks. Along with some people who will pick from one of the other Canadian teams.

>>74805709
Just did my laundry and taking my doge to the park later. Might fuck escort later if she's in town

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Ottawa better fucking beat Boston tonight, would rather play the sens than the caps in the playoffs desu (yes, we're going to the playoffs)

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>>74805921
>O6

>>74805902
Rude post.

Being unemployed is tough. Don't bully.

>10 degrees (-12 meme degrees) outside
>know I should walk my dogs

What do I do?
Btw one is 30 lbs and other is 9 lbs

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>Finland

>>74805969
When you have 2 dogs don't they just play with each other and tire each other out?

>>74805969
What do you mean what do?
Walk the doggies, are you hurt?

>>74805969
They would walk you out anon, do it.

But still cover yourself nicely! Not the time to get pneumonia.

>>74805992
-12 is too cold for the ameribabby

>>74805969
>-12
>cold

>>74806014
>>74806006
> snow niggers actually bragging about having shitty weather

You guys are suckers for suffering and punishment

>>74806024
-12 is comfy.
not too cold, and you wont sweat outside

>>74806019
nigga needs to update that calendar

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>>74806024
>this lazy pussy of an amerilard

>>74806024
>cold weather is shitty weather

meanwhile he has to deal with
>sunburn
>insects
>hurricanes
>niggers

yeah sure showing us arent u sunbelter

>>74806043
> lazy
says the leaf who lives in a gibs me dat country whose economy is crumbling and is probably unemployed

>>74806019
>no tragically hip poster on the wall

Dropped

>>74806047
> sunburn
suncreen
>niggers
he doesnt live in an area rich enough to keep blacks away
> he doesnt know bugs dont live on coast lines.
FUCKING PATHETIC

Btw justin, im from chicago I moved to florida for work. Best decison I ever made.

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>>74806057
Nigger you're still sitting here shitposting instead of going for something as easy as a walk

How much snow it typically takes for school to be cancelled in the US

Why are people in the sunbelt afraid of snow?

>>74805969
So what's the problem?

>>74806080
>im from chicago

KEK
dayquarius just take the damn dogs out already you fucking whalenigger

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>>74806080
>needing to apply a substance just to venture outside
may as well put on a sweater
>he doesnt live in an area rich enough to keep blacks away
like a fence will keep the niggers out lmaaaoo
> he doesnt know bugs dont live on coast lines.
pic related. enjoy your africanized death bugs

fitting that multiple things from africa are destroying your way of life

>>74806098
Depends on where you are. The south has nothing to deal with snow (plows, salt trucks, snow tires, etc) so they close if there's like 3-6" on the ground
Up here where I live you need like 3 ft overnight

>>74806124
where do you live

>>74806112
its cold where that other anon lives leaf nigger
>>74806123
> scared of insects
Are leafs this much of fucking pussies? Bees are literally a non issue if you manage your property and arnt a fucking hillbilly who would let a hive grow

>>74806157
>go out to kill a killer beehive on your property
>get mauled by a gator instead

yeah no thanks

>>74806157
>-12
>cold

fucking pussy amerilards

wew you people will be so fucked during the endtimes

>>74806089
>>74806089
me
>>74805969
not me

>>74806175
> cant handle gators
SAD
>>74806181
Again from chicago. I can handle cold. Just why would you want to deal with cold when you could live somewhere that gets down to 50 at the lowest.

Places that are America
Upper Midwest and Rockies, great plains, Arizona and Texas I guess

Places that are NOT America
West coast
Yuppie north east
The south

>>74806206
>Again from chicago. I can handle cold.
you don't know cold

>>74806206
Because the colder it is the whiter it is

>>74806206
>why would you want to deal with cold

i gave a shit ton of reasons, your response was
>aayyyyy pussy canadian cant handle a couple of killer bugs

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Hope the nucks are ready for some PTSD flair ups

>>74806206
>chirape
>cold
Looool

>>74806213
so basically everything keeping the country afloat isn't america

got it

>>74806206
>Again from chicago.

nice nigger grammar jamario

>>74806206
>wanting to live in the hot and humid
florida is shit bro, it's 80° and a thunderstorm every fucking day, in the north it's rednecks and blacks, in the central it's didney worl and all looks the same, and the south is miami and everglades. i hate florida and so should everybody

I'd like to reminder everyone that Canada is a southern country for it is below Germany in northern latitude.
Take that how you wish.

>>74806238
> correcting grammar on 4chan

Just gas yourself already Chen

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>>74806098

>>74806246
>not wanting to better yourself

negro typical

>>74805992
>>74805998
>>74806014
>>74806106
I walked them. 12-15 blocks.

>>74805982
No, the big one is super introverted and likes to be by herself most of the time and the little one doesn't play with her when the big one wants to play. Just stands while the big one runs in circles around her
:(

>>74806243
>implying containing the arctic doesn't just make you the northernmost by default

>>74806098
depends when the snow falls and how much. If the roads are fucked and deemed unsafe to drive, school will be cancelled.

Sunbelt people arnt afraid of snow the cities have no resources to remove snow. Also everyone in the south is already a fucking awful driver

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i heard from a reliable source that laine will score a hattrick tonight, if i were you i'd put some money on it

>>74806252
i remember not going to school cause it was "to cold". The high that day was 9°F lol

>>74806326
He has looked dead tired the last 2 games i saw.

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Only two cigarettes left before I quit smoking /hoc/

>>74806344
you would be tired too after having a veritable buffet of puckgirls to choose from in the smallest of sodas

>>74805923
Why the fuck would you pay for sex

>>74806326
He really really really really needs to get a stylist and become good at English if he ever wants to become big

REEEEE FUCK OFF MALMÖ

>>74806417
I'd be afraid most of it being a police sting.

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Fuck off Evan

>>74805969
Walk the dogs and dont be a pussy

>>74806375
Only two cigarettes left until I start taking care of my body and loving my health more than my addiction* ftfy.

What an opportunity you have here! I had to quit cold turkey but I'll tell you this-- it was the best thing I could've done. You don't realize how shitty they're making your body feel until you aren't smoking them anymore, and then suddenly you get pissed like "YOU MEAN MY LUNGS COULDVE BEEN DOING THIS KIND OF SHIT THE ENTIRE TIME?!"

>>74805969
Where the fuck do you live, Alaska?

>>74806443
I've been a 3-6 cig a day smoker for like 6 months
Quit chewing tobacco 10 days ago, I'm so glad about that. Completely free of tobacco by Thursday.
Done with it lad!

>>74806460
MinneGOATa
>>74806437
I did lad

>>74806375
>tfw dad is 60 and has been off cigs for more than a year after starting at age 13

stop being a pussy m8

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are the coilers mcmeme babbies?

>>74806489
Of course

>>74804822
Lou is smart enough not to tune into retarded Toronto sports media. Honestly even a bunch of /hoc/posters with usb mics could put on better analysis shows than Hodgey and Bob MacKenzie

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>>74806462
Good for you anon. That shit is way overrated, not to mention overpriced. I hear it only takes a month or two for your lungs to fully regenerate back to "normal" but walking/running also speeds up the healing process. Good luck to you anon, and remember-- your will is stronger than your craving!

>>74806131
MN

>>74806499
nice post anon, you seem like a friendly lad

need more of the likes of you around here desu

>>74806471
get out faggot

>>74806489
are pittsburgh sidney babbies?

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>2017
>doesn't smoke
fucking manchilds

>>74806525
>falling for the smokejuden
enjoy shit health

>>74806518
no they're malkin babbies

>>74806533
>not smoking
Enjoy your brain cancer

>>74806489
I'm an oilers fan and i say yes. Without McSavior we would still be stuck in the basement for another 10 years

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>>74806525
shoutlaughing at pussies

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>>74806539

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>>74806539
This

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Do people still think Laine should win the Calder?

>>74806546
meat and potatoes

>>74806472
God damn how is he not on oxygen

>>74806525
whta bunch of wussies, lmao

"ew, looka t me, I 'm so afraid for my health I 'm shaking in my cowboy boots!"

>>74806592
He's also diabetic from when he was fat throughout his 30s and 40s. Lost a bunch of it in his 50s so that's probably why he's doing well now.

>>74806654
Surprised he didn't gain the weight back when he quit smoking, happens a lot

>>74806577
Gonna be a close race between Matthews and Laine
Putting my money on Matthews

>>74806663
Yeah actually that was getting to be a problem a couple months back so he's ramped up the exercise.

Definitely have to monitor your diet after you quit.

>>74806709
Yea, snacking tends to take the place of smoking for a habit not to mention nicotine kills your appetite. Good on your pops though.

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>>74806577
>>74806703
Well there we have it

>>74806577
Murray should win

>>74806752
No one is going to give a goalie playing for the Pittsburgh Crosby's any credit, so fat chance

>>74806747
daniel arent?

>>74806421
Like Ovi?

>>74806736
i figure if he can quit after almost half a century, younger people have no excuse

>must win agains the /snes/
>But they've dropped the last two
bruinsfagging sux.

>>74806326
holy shit he actually looks mongolian.

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>>74806801

>>74806801
Just need to photoshop the shade of his skin slightly darker for a fully authentic look

>>74806821
>bad teeth
>"heavily" hooded eyes
maybe the nose is off but otherwise, nice try chinggis.

>>74806826
darker and a bit yellow.

>>74806790
Meh not really, your worst moment was >17 seconds

Not that bad relative to other teams

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>>74806747
>no bulju

>>74806848
>National Hockey league

Its not American hockey league

>>74806844
>Not that bad relative to other teams
perhaps, but it stings a bit when they git gud like they did under cassidy, get hopes up and then start slipping and dropping games like the Coilers and the Laffs that they could have done so much better in, and quite possibly won.

>>74806877
It counts all drafted prospects.

t. ehm pro

>>74806900
there's a reason he dropped to the AHL.

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How much longer will Lombardi be GM of the Kongs after this disaster of a season?

>>74806927
not much and hopefully kongs relocated because fuck LA

>>74806933
LA is amazing

Had the best burrito of my life there

>>74806954
Not surprising. Its basically mexico. Full of spics

>>74806973
We were airbnbing at this rich bitch's apartment in a good areas so didn't see a lot of spics desu

>>74806973
>you

Why is iginla so fucking bad at picking a contender at the deadline?

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>>74807014
That's a no brainer. He's Canadian.

>>74807030
wouldn't be talking. The Canadian is one chromosome away from being a Finn.

>>74805709
just came back from a walk unlike this fat fuck

>>74805709
wrote 5 more pages for my research project on adsorption isotherms in Multi modal Chromatography.

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>>74806525
this desu

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>laffs
>kongs
>rags

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>>74807130

>>74807088
Nice meme degree faggot

>>74807202
>ChemE
>Meme degree
I take it you're a bitter LibArts fag? or a dropout?

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>>74807186

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>just accepted a job as a comfy bank teller for $13 per hour yesterday, start next week
>just got an email back from another place I applied (eligibility worker for welfare office) that I got a score of 90% on the test which probably means they are going to call me and ask to interview
>that job is $19 hour

Give advice hoc

Teller: (already verbally accepted)
>probably pretty comfy
>surrounded by qts
>substantially worse pay

Welfare Office: (would need to interview next week and hear results back a week later)
>government job so I'd probably have a comfy ass gig and wouldn't ever get fired
>45% higher pay
>have to literally deal with welfare people all day

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YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP PULJU!

IT'S OVER FOR YOU. I WILL BE DRAFTED 3RD OVERALL NOW!

AND NO ONE WILL EVER REMEMBER YOU: THE 4TH OVERALL BUST! HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74807266
delay the teller job, telling them you need some time to deal with senpai/bs like that
wait until you ear from welfare office
accept better job

>>74807266
>$19 hour
lmfao, UPS drivers make more.

>>74807266
>wouldn't ever get fired

that's a myth, don't buy into it. If you are bad at work, you will get kicked off.

>>74807303
The worst part is when I initially went into the bank I told them I would need to put my 2 weeks in at current job beforehand. Old job got out of hand and said fuck it, gave my two weeks and said I'd take my chances
>bank calls: would you like to accept a position?
>Yeah
>ok, well I know that you will need to put in your two wee-
>Already did 3 weeks ago, I can start immediately

>>74807315
Yeah, truck drivers can make very good money. What of it?

>>74807217
>apothecary """science"""
>not a meme degree

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>Meanwhile, on bizarro /hoc/...

>>74807435
So glad half the Blackhawks got jailed for their rape and human trafficking ring

>>74807435
"Man I love bizarro threads!"

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>>74807445
and leafs still havnt won a cup

>>74807435
did you hear that virtanen is up for the hart this season?
the canucks look unstoppable going into the playoffs

>>74807294
He doesnt even play there anymore.

kys urself jeremy

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>>74807454
LMAO!!!!!!!!

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When the hawks dick whip the canucks tn, Kippers has to post ass to live down the embarrassment.

>>74807435
Oilers drafting 31rst again?

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>>74807563
Frig. You just jinxed my bet. Thanks Tim.

>>74807435
man fuck marchand, he's a scumbag

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>>74806801
totally

>>74807612
>that hairline
>before 20

Is he the next patty kane?

>>74807266
>welfare worker
>job security under conservatives
kekking
take the teller gig, watch the market, and jump ship when the economy's about to tank from underregulation

>>74807612
Is patrick the ultimate balding person name?

>>74806252
This map is probably bullshit. I live in Saskatchewan which is above North Dakota and our "great blizzard" of 2007 closed our schools and it was only a 10 inch snowfall.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatchewan_blizzard_of_2007

The great plains are semi-arid and rarely get big snow storms so we dont have a big fleet of snow plows to keep roads functioning if they do come.

>>74807631
It's a state job you fucking dingus

>>74807217
>can't even spell out engineering
>smart
kek

KEK

KEK

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>>74807626
>>74807648

Most likely

>>74807266
Government job. Take the pension. It's really hard to get real pensions in the private sector anymore. You'll thank me later when you get to retire and your friends have to work till they are 80.

Fuck off Kevin and Daniel

mark needs to LEAVE NOW

>>74804390
How the fuck was this every #1

https://youtu.be/hcEaUJoo0NE

grease are you here

Fuck off Jeremy and David

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>>74804260
Picks:
Boston in OT
Pittsburgh in OT
>rags
Flames
Habs
Bolts
Hurricanes
Jets
Wild
Blackhawks
Blues

>>74804390

1989 was a shit year for music.

https://youtu.be/rDnUIXF2ly8

>>74807888
you're never going to get what you're owed

>rags

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>bombston booms already losing

keep it up snes, and i'll see if i can get uncle eugene to expand the budget

correct me if i'm wrong but this years draft is supposed to be shit while last years was probably the deepest, right?

>>74804390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXxRyNvTPr8

>>74807976
Yes. In fact last year the greatest hockey player of all time went 4th overall.

>>74807976
yeah

>>74807947
Hey that's mine too, m8

>>74807976
2015 was probably deeper. But yeah, this year will be crap.

>>74807888
yes, but sleepy and surfing th internet

>>74804390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqu132vTl5Y

I should've never been born

>>74807976
this year is shaping up to be 2011-tier

>>74807976
I'm still not buying it. maybe the top end talent worth tanking for isn't there but there will be just as much NHLers in the 25-60 range as always

>>74804390
https://youtu.be/Qt2mbGP6vFI

and it really was

>>74807976
There obviously isn't as much top end talent but I bet there will be plenty of good picks still. Looks like there are some potential top pairing dmen in this draft too.

>>74808054
>>74808054
>>74808054
>>74808054

Swedes Welcomes