/mls/ general - DARK SIDE OF THE LOON edition + /ayy/

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>>74755314

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2nd for eternal memeis

>it's an international break episode
not fond of these brevs

at least >my club starters can recover since so many are ded

Minnesota United.

>>74801744
Oh please, sorry I don't blindly follow the collective mls owner's wishes and desires. I love >my team, and hate that they are essentially kneecapped because some flyover fuck team doesn't want to spend.

I know the history of the sport in the country, which is why i just go with it after all is said and done.

And fucking Ted is just a guy with a foot in his mouth perpetually, and a total joke. Hurts the pro/rel cause, not that anything would change were he to disappear.

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DICSUSS

>http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/other/2017/03/21/detroit-mls-bid-goes-gratiot-jail-site/99434064/

>>74801850
not gonna happen

they have so many attractive and stable sites to choose from, why would they pick Detoilet?

>>74801850
>jail site
fitting

>>74801872
You're assuming they'll pick a location for a reason other than, "a billionaires wants it there."

>>74801878
what did he mean by this??

what are we going to do when we ultimately lose third place to panama?

>>74802010
continue living life

>>74802010
We'll be fine when the A team gets together. Although we are desperately shit in the striker department with Wood and an old man Dempsey being the only good forwards available. Which is why I hope Arena brings on Green as bench depth because Altidore is too fucking comfortable due to no competition

>>74802031
Green isn't playing for his 2nd division team
Besides two very different skill sets

>>74802039
Hes going to get minutes soon at Stuttgart. Plus he's playing as a pseudo forward winger which is what we need. Green and Wood linking up at a fast pace on the field is better than Wood having to rely on Dozy not to fuck up a pass or not fall behind in his shit tier positioning.

just give San Diego a team already

>>74802207
c o w t o w n first, they put the work in with their usl team.

>>74802219
but muh mexicans and landon

>>74801850
>prime piece of downtown real estate
>let's build a jail here l m a o
Unironically hope they get an expansion slot. They might just end up being the biggest spender in the midwest

>>74802010
meme our way into the WC via the playoff

>>74801768
Such a good badge

>perf

Is Chicago gonna move Juninho or McCarty or what?

>>74803519
Neither they are gonna just play accam and 8 CMs

>>74803519
And Matt Polster's stuck way down the bench too.

>the state of Dax

>>74803714
>>74803900
Dax will play and some bad team will get polster like min of soda

So how did they convince Bastian to go to essentially a equivalent of a relegating team with dwindling attendance?

>>74804142
By ignoring most of the details like who is on the roster, how bad they've done recently, where exactly is Toyota Park, and other stuff
Also money

>>74804142
money, living in America and going on an adventure, to people that aren't born and raised here seeing all the parts of America is a big draw

>>74804142
4.5 million for a year

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Haven't been in these threads in like 2 years. Am I still the only RSL supporter? Also, fuck Jeff Cassar and fuck the front office for not having the balls to fire him in the offseason. I welcome Petke though.

>>74804189
>>74804203
>>74804215
I wonder how he's going to feel from winning most of the time to now losing most of the time. I bet his agent is going to get a yelling.

>>74801872
Nignogs may pick up soccer.
Also, the city is cheap as hell compared to Milwaukee, Indianapolis or Philadelphia. You can get a “blight(ed)“ house for a few grand and renovate it.
They're doing this since a few years now, to revive the city

>>74804293
Also, media market

>>74804253
More likey he'll get a raise. He just dealt a war criminal to the shooting capital of the usa for an exorbitant fee

http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/gallery/chicago-fire-signing-bastian-schweinsteiger-is-the-backwards-step-mls-doesnt-need-032117?sf64642526=1

Finally someone actually said it

>>74804404
it's more fun watching them crash and burn, especially how injury prone this guy is

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team is the hot new thing in town so theres shitloads of hot girls at all the games.pretty based.


>Now

>>74804668
shame it won't last huh?

is petke gonna be rsl's new coach? that'd be cool

>>74804142
its chicago! (bridgeview)

>>74804668
>tfw she trades in her anti social social club hoodie for an ATL jersey
>tfw in two months she trades the ATL jersey for a thrasher hoodie

>>74804682

its gonna take a while for the "new" to wear off, especially with a new stadium still on the way. If we keep winning the hype will never fade, if we turn to shit...yeah.

>>74804234
>I'm a Real Salt Lake
why would you wish this on anyone else?

>>74803519
Bench Mccarty and Schweini slots in.

>>74804404
>>74804478
Stay mad Doylefags. Basti is going to easily put in good performances and bench overrated trash like McCarty.

>international break
>league games still being played
>only one side missing players
Retarded

So which old superstar is available for da Loons to sign?
We need some hype desu

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>>74805652
there are bigger problems when the first 2/3rds of a season literally and utterly doesn't mean shit.

>>74805652
>side

top o' the morning 2 ya

T I M B E R S

is synonymous with

S U C C e s s

>>74805719
he have a job yet?

>>74805776
Lmfao the biggest bust of all time

From a presser from the new owner of the Cosmos
>Commisso says the peak American Soccer was in the 1930s, when the US made the semifinals of the World Cup.
>Commisso: Why do we have a semifinalist in 1930s an nothing since? We're not doing a great job.
>Commisso: The Cosmos should be moving up to MLS, not Minnesota.
#Cosmos
>Commisso: I think Don Garber said p/r will be in MLS in 20 years. I'm going to be dead in 20 years. Here competition is administered.
>Commisso: "My opinion: The number one reason that US pro soccer has failed [is the lack of pro/rel]."

>>74805905
Aren't they the club that keep bankrupting themselves but keep finding new owners who value the '''''''''brand''''''?

>>74805776
Adu transfer rumors are the gift that keeps on giving lmao

>>74805776
What's the Indonesian league like?

>>74805905
so another ted-lite owner of the cosmos, that sort of person who would buy in to that shit.

>>74805905
He also said red bull hasnt invested enough in new york soccer and fucked off to germany

No, you cant use our stadium

>>74805905
Didn't the cosmos go bankrupt and bring the nasl down with them?

>>74806149
Both the league and the Cosmos were saved by this guy
I'm sure this will lead to the NASAL accepting their place on the totem pole

>>74805776
holy shit how low can he possibly get?

before you know it he's gonna try to fake his age to play against high schoolers and he'll still lose

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>>74803946
I just feel bad for him desu he was great for >us

>>74805719
>its a klansmann likes old german player episode

>>74805905
those guys are all insane

>>74806573
Wait, they've been trying this whole time?

>>74806573
It's cute that every MLS team think they are going to be global """clubs"""

>>74806573
>global clubs
literally only LA Galaxy and NY Cosmos are global clubs

>>74805776
AHHAHAHAAH

>>74807247
Most people will know Galaxy because of Beckham's impact
Most casual football fans will know NY Red Bulls because of Henry's impact
Most diehard football fans will know of Montreal because of Drogba's impact

Everybody took notice of Orlando and NYFC last yr but quickly forgot about them

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kek

>>74807352
Kaka and Pirlo m8

>>74806204
Dax is getting old. Just find some Miazga like academy player and put them in the midfield. A player like Acosta comes to mind.

adu should just die already

Crazy idea: all-American MLS XI vs all-American Europe XI, winner makes up USMNT

>>74807658
>battle of the memes

>>74807658
It honestly wouldnt be a competition since the Euro side will have Johnson, Pulisic, Wood and Brooks with the MLS counterparts being mediocre to trash except maybe Nagbe and Acosta.

>>74805616
You're actually a fucking idiot.
The marginal benefit to the team from upgrading an already pretty decent position (Juninho/McCarty are one of the better CM pairings in MLS) compared to upgrading a glaring weakness (like CAM or RB) is insignificant.
This is absolutely a terrible move by the Fire and a gigantic waste of money.
Especially since the fucking guy is nearly guaranteed to get injured

>>74805776
My boss's older brother used to play soccer with Adu before he became the great American hope

>>74807720
With how substandard the level is in MLS, Schweinsteiger will be able to operate as a box to box with defensive responsibilities without wearing himself out too badly. Thats a different story when playing away games though.

>>74807763
I doubt that
He's not really close to what he once was

>>74807702
But lletget came from west hams first teams bench. I think the guy is highly underrated.

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>>74807763
>Schweinsteiger will be able to operate as a box to box with defensive responsibilities without wearing himself out too badly

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>>74807763
>a box to box midfielder with ruined legs
Yeah, no.

>>74807794
No one presses or pressures as intense as in the top european leagues. There's always constant open spaces in MLS games. You are kidding yourself if you think this league is tough tactically.

The physical wear and tear comes from grueling conditions in away games and playing in shitty turf. Chicago bought Schweinsteiger because they figure they can use him as a box to box who can stabilize their midfield and protects the backline

>>74807702
>Brooks

>>74807813
This league is really beginning to bug me. Maybe ted did have a point.

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>>74807819
I agree with you but Schweini's legs are done for. He is going to need physical therapy almost every game or two.

>>74807819
Sure. But if they had spent their $4.5M on a DP attacking mid and a TAM right back instead of a very good but injury prone central midfielder when they already have two above average MLS CMs, they'd be a much better team.

>Man U to play summer friendlies against the Galaxy and Real Salt Lake
That's a second strange one

>>74807247
>an NASL team and an MLS team below the red line

Literally who?

>>74807830
Unironically our best defender besides Cameron. You have to be an imbecile to rate any mls CB right now Doyle. Your shilling isnt even amusing at this point.

>>74807763
Because Pirlo has been so good in MLS, right?

>>74807859
Then he needs to stop being a fucking embrassment in games that actually matter
He was good during that thing last summer but when it actually matters he's a disaster

>>74807853
>Zlatan plays first half for ManU
>announce Zlatan trade at half time
>plays second half for Galaxy

>>74807872
ebin

>>74807845
No one who is a MF/Forward is going to come to Chicago that is at a DP level when they will force a move to a coast club like Galaxy or NYC.

>>74807892
Neither of which have any DP slots or piles of TAM lying around

>>74807892
Slavs will. Chicago is a better place to be than Belgrade, Kiev, or Warsaw

>>74807871
Everyone played like garbage in those two WCQs. Why blame Brooks and single him out when he has been good for most of 2016 and is improving rapidly in Hertha and had good performances against Dortmund and Bayern?

>>74807892
I'm pretty sure there are
Look at the most effective DPs
You telling me Chicago can't get someone like Loderio or Almirón

>>74807943
Did I say only those WCQs or every other game he's played as?
His performances aren't getting better for games that actually matter to us

I don't give a fuck what he does in the Bundesliga
Chandler plays there too and he's unforgivably shit for the US

>>74807946
Blanco worked well for them, not sure why the stopped with the Mexican/Central American DPs.

>>74807946
Almiron came because of Martino and his connections

Lodeiro came because Sounders are a good team and the board offered him a good contract.

Chicago doesnt have the same resources or influences like Atlanta or Sounders.

>>74807982
They're just not looking hard enough

>>74808007
we should compose a list and email it to them

>>74807973
Brooks isnt shit though. Why are you arguing with him about one of our best stand out players with great potential? This is why we get yurocucks shitposting here

>>74808018
Potential is fucking useless when he's showed over and over he's not very good
There's more Jamaica and Costa Rica games in his nt resume than those Copa America performances can compensate for
He's got to actually fucking show it

>>74808073
He's a young CB and has rapidly improved since last year. No other CB in MLS has his experience playing against top sides in a pressured environment or international experience other than Cameron.

You are shitting on our best players in Europe for the sake of making MLS look good and its quite frankly embarrassing, "doyle". This is why I have to leave these threads until the shitposting dies down.

>>74808100
>He's a young CB and has rapidly improved since last year.
Why should I assume that his performances will get better when it's been nothing but shit so far

> No other CB in MLS has his experience playing against top sides in a pressured environment or international experience other than Cameron.
Who gives a fuck?
No one MLS-based or not deserves a free pass because of "potential"

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>>74808073
>he's not very good

B8

Im waiting for you to name those magical mls defenders who will play over Brooks. If you name a camp cupcake player consider your opinion discarded.

>>74808236
You've obviously haven't seen him play for the US

>>74808073
Who is going to start if Brooks isnt in the xi? Besler? Gonzalez? Zimmerman, Hedges (who have no caps and no experience)?

Give me a fucking break Doyle.

>>74808268
Someone who hasn't fucked up like Brooks continues to do

>>74808268
Not even the real Doyle is as delusional as our doylefag here.

>>74808314
Only Klinsmann would be this blind to past performances

>>74808281
So no one? Okay then we can just stick with our best CB pairing of Cameron and Brooks until one of those defenders magically unfuck themselves

>>74808100
>he plays in Europe so he must be good
lel

>>74808410
>He plays in a top 4 league in an upper midtable club as opposed to a garbage League One tier league that constantly gets fucked by Memexican clubs

Ftfy, Doyle. Your my little sawker stars wouldnt even touch the bench in Europe.

>>74808462
other side of the wall with you

I need a state or a city in the United States, dond soccer is the most popular sport and where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is the dominant professional sports league

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>>74808591
You watch My Little Sawker. Your kind wouldnt like the raycist language you're parroting Doyle

>>74805905
Oh it got was worse
http://www.empireofsoccer.com/cosmos-commisso-sounds-off-59504/

>>74808643
delet this

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#HAPPENING

>>74809340
Are they gonna try and rush this so they have team to come in with LAFC?
>Sacramento on suicide watch

when will chattanooga get a team?

>>74809445
There's no way
The stadium almost assuredly wouldn't be finished before 2020, and there's nowhere else big enough to play in town besides Busch Stadium, which would be dumb

>>74809470
pro/rel is more likely, and that's saying something

O M A H A

>>74809479
>Busch Stadium, which would be dumb
Welcome to MLS

Is there any chance of both Rowdies and Beckham having MLS teams?

>>74809554
2 Florida teams might already be too many, no way they have 3

>>74809593
>florida, or any state for that mater, having as many teams as based Cali
REEEEE

>>74809621
California's going to have at least 4, no way both Sacramento and San Diego get shut out through 28

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>>74809593
You may be right, but Tampa has an already established fanbase (and one of the stronger bids of the 12), and the league probably won't want to back out on Beckham. Not to mention, California has 3 right now, so it's not farfetched.

Also, sponsor excluded, they have some pretty neat kits

>>74809735
They HAVE to bail on Beckham/Miami at some point, if it was going to happen it would have happened already

And if Miami falls out of the picture, I think Tampa has a real shot

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Is this you doyle-kun?

>>74809806
Miami won't be dropped unless the process has grinded to a complete halt, like absolutely no progress is being made (which sounds like it's possible, and relatively likely at this point tbqh), otherwise it's on 'schedule'

>>74809545
Please no
It was nice having the WC qualifier there and the WNT friendly vs New Zealand there, but it's a BASEBALL stadium, it shouldn't be hosting a whole season

>>74809925
>Arsenal shirt
>Nurnberg profile pic
kill it
kill it with fire

>>74809998
It's been 3+ years and no stadium, it's toast
Not to say that I think all of the dozen other bids are good or serious, but there's too many other teams who want in to keep stringing Miami along

https://twitter.com/AmericanCasual1/status/841619877471252480


https://twitter.com/AmericanCasual1/status/844325540202872832


Shut it down guys

they cant keep advancing /mls/ needs to go pol hwndu mode and start advancing

https://twitter.com/AmericanCasual1/status/838525660935016449

>>74810692

happening

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>>74810692
>antifa

>>74809925
Looks like Tannenwald. Also
>yurosnob being this salty

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>Sac FC/ Quakes friendly postponed due to weather

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>tfw qt bartender also going to the at the drive in show tomorrow

>>74811390

>tfw beat Chicago 4-0 then saw ATDI on the same day

>>74811534
you mean ADTR

>>74811534
lucky bastard

im so hype they cancelled like 2 hours before last year tho

>>74807856
>below the red line
>wk 3
ids ogre, their finished

>>74812322
>would be above red line if portlel weren't a bunch of diving scumbangs

>>74810692
>there are trump voters that LITERALLY got their ass beat by these faggots

this is the saddest part about all of this.

>>74810711
>>74810692
these people literally don't know what fascism means.

>>74811593
A Day To remember?
I love that band.

>>74812948
>he has never heard of stick man.

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Uefa CL FB page with the subtle bantz

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>>74813994
>the MLS

>>74813994
Pirlo and Kaka BTFO

>>74809925
Nigger, you are fucking obsessed. Get the fuck out, the thread turns to shit every time you show up

>>74809925
Whats hilarious is that this retard bandwagons fucking Arsenal

>>74814102
>matt "yurocuck triggerer" doyle
>shitposting live from the saltagon

>>74814150
>XD salt XD
Suck my cock

>>74814102
You're the faggot who needs to gtfo. Your shitposting isnt even funny when you make us look like idiots. Both you and the yurofags can fuck off. National team discussion should be banned from /mls/

>>74814181
?
I'm not the guy saying Brooks shouldn't be on the national team, faggot

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>>74810692
>Dallas Salad
>Antifa
For what purpose?

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>>74811291

>>74814181
This. Make your own pissing contest threads elsewhere and stop ruining the comfy discussion with autistic ninja turtle discussion

>>74814209
Haven't you seen the Latino neo Nazis in NYC?
They have cousins in Texas

>>74814213
Well there ought to be some in Florida and Cali as well then in that case.

>>74808100
lol this nigger really tryna shit on our future captain

>>74814282
You talking about Brooks?
Why would we let for foreign-born guy be the captain?
It's bad enough we let them on the team

>>74814282
Ignore this guy >>74814295

Although he does make a good point, the captain should have at least been raised in the states unless his name is Earnie Stewart (pbuh). Brooks culturally is way more German than he is American.

>>74814295
>>74814317
Holy fuck just fucking stop already. We dont want nat discussion here.

>>74814346
>we don't want nat discussion here that I disagree with
Yeah okay man

>>74814346
Why?
Who the fuck here isn't country first?
We aren't Englel

>>74814360
Yes, but any NT discussion turns into endless shitflinging and derails otherwise good threads
Both sides are guilty
Granted, there's not much MLS discussion going on and it's international break

>>74814357
No one wants your back and forth autistic shitposting here. Go make your own national team thread and leave us the fuck alone.

>>74813994
Bradley >

>>74814346
bruh we got an important game friday

>fa and anitfa
>doyle and antidoyle
where did it all go so wrong?

>>74814360
I haven't cared about the ninja turtles since 2014. I just want to post my quakes

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NASL to it's God's given right to first division when? We will truly make US soccer great where MLS has failed.

>>74814360
If its not a world cup year I couldnt give less of a shit

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>>74814407

>>74814371
>only now is it a problem
Where were you hours ago when it all started?

>>74814380
Clearly the solution is more tripfags

>>74814407
Ted/Rocco pls go

>>74814423
I'm impressed by your reaction speed
If I didn't know better I'd think that there was a script monitoring this thread and looking for the phrase "God given"

>>74814372
Bradley isnt even the best Midfielder in the Leastern conference

>>74814458
This actually brings up an interesting point
In your opinion, who's the best:
>forward
>midfielder
>defender
>goalkeeper
in each conference?

>>74814396
>>74814411
How?
Why?
Why would anyone give a shit about MLS and not the ninja turtles?

>>74814495
easy to see why. our turtles are mediocre and not exciting to see except for wc.

do i watch it still? sure since breaks and stuff, but even i can see it's meh.

>>74814487
>West
Piatti
Dos Santos
Van Damme
Howard

>East
BWP
Giovinco
Ciman
Clark

>>74814612
Scratch Dos santos and put Lodeiro

>>74814612
Piatti in the west?

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>200 for SOUNDERS

Sounders anons, does anyone want a ticket to the RSL game in May? I'm going to be out of town so I can't go. I'll transfer you the ticket >for free. Same for the Necaxa and Frankfurt friendlies.

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>>74814612
>Van Damme

>>74814530
But how do you get to MLS without going through the ninja turtles?

>>74814759
Not the anon you're replying to but for me these past few years have been bad as a fan of the national team. They don't play that often and when they do they get embarrassed. the only bright spot was last years copa which most people consider a meme. At least with MLS it's demonstratively improving every year while the ninja turtles seem to be regressing and the fanbase is split between yurocucks and doyle-tier retards

>>74814720
Not up for the friendlies, but would only take the other ticket if there's at least two, so I can take some bitches.

>>74814487
>bestern
FWD: Dempsey, Torres could be this season though
MID: Diaz if he isn't broken, Valeri if he is
DEF: Hedges, but Marshal and Van Damme deserve honorable mentions
GKP: Rimando

>leastern
FWD: Giovinco
MID: Piatti, wait and see on Almiron and NYCFC's Moralez
DEF: Shit, does the East even have defenders? Morrow I guess.
GKP: Hamid

>>74814487
>East
Giovinco/Larin
Kljestan
Moor/Morrow (though i'm a bit biased)
Hamid
>West
Wondolowski (?)
Nagbe
Van Damme (only because I know no one else)
Rimando

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>be playing mass effect all yesterday

>log onto /mls/ this morning

>muh doyle
>muh brooks
>muh bastian

amazing to see the growth of /mls/ culture desu

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>>74814495
because I care more about my local MLS team than our national team outside of World Cups, at least my local team is showing signs of growth and training young kids from my region and giving them playing time

>>74816986
>at least my local team is showing signs of growth and training young kids
But that's basically what the US national team is made up of.

>>74814819
Demonstably is the better word choice

Not nitpicking just noticed, anon

>>74814487
>West
Adi
Healthy Mauro Diaz, or Valeri
Hedges
Rimando

>East
Joe Vinco/Piatti
Piatti/Joe Vinco
Ciman
Blake

>>74807819
>No one presses or pressures as intense as in the top european leagues. There's always constant open spaces in MLS games. You are kidding yourself if you think this league is tough tactically.

this is very wrong i'd say. you cancel one for the other. there are open spaces but only because of the conditions they must play in. once it gets to the playoffs where the weather is cold and everyone is in form you see how tactical the games let, best example is the final of last year

>>74810692

reminder "antifa" is quite literally nothing but american roleplaying.

>>74817466
so just watch MLS only in playoffs if you want decent quality of play?

>>74817503
tactical doesnt mean decent quality of play

youre a meme if you prefer "tactical" play. personally, i enjoy entertainment. sports are entertainment. i'd prefer if they WERE tactical. but if you are that autist, then sure, if you want your tactics you can watch atalanta vs chievo

>>74817580
>muh high scoring games
go watch apehoop you nigger

>>74817594
i can tell you are new. stick to your pub on saturday mornings calling your liverpool fan club ohio supporters "mates"

plenty of leagues have kamikaze styles and dont score that often because the finishing is bad

so conversely, you can go watch argie league, plenty of 0-0's for a member of the "too smart to enjoy goals" brigade like you

>>74817614
"Lifelong liverpool fan here ohio state '21"

>>74816943
>log onto /mls/

Literally and unironically go back to redddit

>>74817614
And no one is talking about leagues in cambodia or the phillipines. Nothing satisfying watching watching poorly trained teams with shitty defending, go watch USL for that. Also I refer to my mates as lads, thank you.

>>74814487

>East
Martinez
Almiron
Garza
Guzan

>West

Portland sucks without Adi
same for Valeri
Van Damme
Seitz on a good night

>>74817670
you ever call me lad i'd heem you into next week

>int break
>still have league games

>>74818037
Chill out buddy

Ninja turtle shitposting and discussion go here

>>74818738

>>74818738

>>74818738

>>74818738

>>74818738

>>74818037
You can heem me whenever you want ;3

>>74817250
the babby ninja turtles, still a bunch of oldfags make the bulk of the normal ninja turtles.

>>74818750
based anon, helps with the shitpostan being directed somewhere else.

Guys help me out in the natty thread. Yuroboo faggots have taken over. I need your help to beat them back with common sense. We cant let these idiots put us down.

>the sports station i listen to on the radio is interviewing the deltas head coach

At least he sounds like he knows he is 2nd div

>soonposting ends
>doyleposting begins
out of the frying pan into the fire

>>74819713
I'm surprised yurosnobs know so much about the guy. If they hate MLS so much, why are they listening to ETR every week?

>>74820048
yeah don't even mind the guy, just hilarious that he is the new thing to rage against here. also glad they haven't been watching his twatter, and all retwats he does. doyleposting would be much worse if that happened

>>74818025
>Atlantafriends think they're good because they beat shit teams

Oh, cool

>>74819250
>Doyle
>saying the word "faggot"

Not believable in the least.

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>>74819713
The instant the next cities are announced, some asshole anon will decide he's the biggest fan ever and start shitposting immediately.

We can't stop it, but we can prepare some dank memes.

https://twitter.com/azc_domingo/status/844646833435492352
literately WHAT

have the galaxy signed a dp defender yet?

Who /Minnesota/ here

>>74821291
>250K
He could go to a second division French club for much more money, I don't understand this

>>74821443
the people's dp, jelle is one until summer.

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>>74821456
/me/

>>74822117
>he posts in /hoc/ now
wow

>>74822155
he's been there for weeks dude

>>74822118
>real north

>>74816943
That game looks fucking awful

>>74819250
>anti-doyle false flagging as doyle
Please stay in the NT thread and don't come back here

>>74823364
>tfw bought CE of 2 and 3
what a damn shame. Will probably check it out sometime in the future, when it is bargain binned, but probably not even then. skipped the new mirror's edge too.

>>74818025
Portland would unironically push ATL's shit in

>>74823400
I only played 1, never cared enough to get 2 or 3.

The new game looks like pure shit though, at least visually, not sure what the game play looks like.

>>74823407
Caleb pls

>>74821291
Diplo/Phoenix going full meme, trying to bolster their MLS hopes by attaching a name to their team

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>>74823416
God I hate that guy.

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>>74823472
you're not alone

Please guys these fucking yurocucks have taken over the ninja turtle thread. This shouldnt be happening

>>74823591
stfu doyle

Doyleposting is absolute cancer

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i just want my home league to be good is that so bad to ask

>>74823591
>>74823395
yeah, fuck right off
occasional reminder to ignore posts with "doyle" in any field

>>74823660
agree, I want NASL to do well but all these MLShills are preventing it from happening

>>74823660
I'm starting to worry about talent dilution, and they still want to add 6 more teams.
Just look at Minnesota United. Half those guys are NASL tier at best.

>>74823822
[autistic screeching]

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>>74823822
>NASL

>>74823835
if it's though draft then maybe but even then it has to be done though over a couple years together
that and i don't want teams stealing players though the expansion draft
i wish we had a more "organic" way of doing it
but with all the owner and money shit, it can't happen

>>74823835
The nasl guys actually played best this week.

>>74823875
they already dialed this past expansion draft back from 10 players per team to 5, I imagine it will probably be similar to that for the next round

>>74822483
Longer than that senpai

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mls cup winners when?

>>74823973
perennial playoff chokers 2bh
you'll be the Revs of MLS 3.0

TURN ON ESPN

SAN DIEGO MLS CONFIRMED

>>74824030
rip sac
press "F" to pay respects

>>74824030
COWTOWN NO

>>74823973
Never

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DAFUQ

>>74824125
I kind of like this

>>74824030
>>74824045
>>74824051
what happened

>>74824189
It looks AWFUL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NORCAL SUBHUMANS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74824323
Nah, it's got a sort of a lower-league charm to it

>>74824353
for real, what happened

>sacramento comes crawling to based NASL after constant rejection
poetry

>>74824458
no, I was just fucking with you guys.

>>74824458
Landycakes is attached to the SD team now, that's all I'm aware of so far today

>>74824475
you cunt, good one
>>74824590
if mls star power mattered, Beckham's team would be MLS assisted at this point

>>74823364
>>74823400
>>74823413
yeah visually its not the best and theres a couple glitches but gameplay wise its probably the most out of all of them to play

Is there anything noteworthy about any of these teams?

DC United
Houston Dynamo
New England Revolution
Philadelphia Union
Sporting Kansas City

>>74825555
>DC
">muh history," the team
>Houston
Those Honduran kids they signed are all right. Also fat Torres.
>Revs
Forever a bridesmaid (multiple time MLS Cup runner up). Terrible owner and >tfwrevsfan
>Union
Doopin mental, Earnie autism
>Sporting
Nothing in particular

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>>74825555
>WE
are tied the most for academy spending in MLS, also have our own high school and they're spending money to renovate the area around the stadium, in terms of on-field history there isn't any though... aside from losing

>>74825555
Sporting is the Seattle of the Midwest, only slightly less insufferable

>>74825744
That YSC Academy thing you guys have is neat. I wish more teams had something like that.

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>>74825825
Yeah one of our owners was the one who set it all up and devotes most of his time/resources to it so thats nice to see, I don't know why more teams aren't doing it, the United States has world class athletes so if they get good training from a young age I think we can produce some really good players

Guys like Derrick Jones who seamlessly went from academy to the minor league to starting for the Union are gonna be happening more and more

san diego won't support a soccer team for shit. they don't support sports teams for shit. it's like los angeles taken to an extreme, in that there are better things to do with your life most days than attend a sporting event.

sacramento is a better play if a 4th california team is necessary.

having two teams in los angeles is already a mistake.

>>74825964
It's going to be fun watching your youths get poached

>>74826158
fine by me as long as >we profit, a lot of MLS teams have way shittier youth development than they admit, if the Union academy grows into what it could be they'll make millions from selling and still have quality players to fill out their roster without spending a dime (outside of upkeep and maintaining the academy)

>>74826431
>as long as >we profit,
That's the problem. Because of child labor laws US academies can't sign young players, and they then get swooped up by foreign academies.

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don ovan bump

>>74821456
we da norf

>>74827331
not sure thats something we can hope will change any time soon, the best option is to make american academies as attractive as possible, you won't need to convince kids to stay if they know it's their best chance at going pro

/ayy/ better bump the thread while we are asleep.

also did Sydney with the supporter's koala yet?

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Sup...fell asleep early, woke up way early. I see you guys are missing my bumps. I live normie life now :/


New stadium will be ready:
>Soon

>>74831100
fuck off, Lisa

Ready to watch the Socceroos btfo some terrorists lads?

>>74831217
>5 games deep
>third
>in that group
o i am laffin

>>74831234
Thailand harnessed the power of nationalism after their king died to get a draw.

Borderline cheating desu

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>>74831258

>0 points
>revs
Chances they lose on Saturday?

>draw against Iraq

That Australia/USA WC playoff game is looking more and more likely

>>74833323
>Ausfailia

>>74833323
the shitposting would be off the charts

>>74825555
Union academy is based

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>his team didn't celebrate national puppy day


>Today

>>74834640
media team is probably still sleeping

Josef Martinez is the best striker in MLS

>>74834640
>pls watch our team

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>>74834689
agreed

>>74834693
everyone is.

>Now

>>74834733
>I can see my old apt in that pic

>>74825555
>DC
They have "history," I guess. And I like Lucho Acosta.

>Hou
Not really

>NE
No

>Union
They're investing a lot in their youth, and long term goals. Not much noteworthy now, but could be soon.

>SKC
They have recent hardware. But they're in the Midwest and have lost a little of their reputation as the high intensity, hard pressing, "Sporting fit" team they have been under Vermes. So they're kind of boring now.

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I see us drawing against honduras