/mls/ general - WEEK THREE edition, now with 20% more /ayy/

First for FANTASY, I guess, wherever the fuck that is.

Minnesota United.

I never realized how shitty the nat pool was until I saw the lineup released today. Just so much trash that shouldnt be on there.

Minnesota wins the league in <5 seasons tbvh

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The call that saved CANMNT

>Orozco
>Villafana
>Besler
>Gonzalez
>Bradley
>Memeis

What the FUCK is Arena thinking?

>no Besler
>no Zusi
>no Memehaber

Sporting KC blown the fuck out

>Damarcus Beasley
>Jermaine Jones
>Clint Dempsey
>Tim Howard
>Nick Rimando
>the absolute state of US youth development
Surprised not to see Brian McBride and Landycakes on this geriatric roster

>it's a mutant ninja turtles thread
eh, call me when my franchise's next game with a fellow franchise starts.

>>74698041
Theyre all shit and past it. Still Im alarmed that Arena is still picking Bradley and old man Beasley as well as questionable shit choices like Jordan Morris and Orozco

>>74698046
Arena was unironically thinking of bringing back landycakes iirc

Are FC Dallas /ourguys/ tonight?

>>74698129
Yes. They may be South America: the mlels team but they have homegrown players and Zimmerman in there.

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My picks given the roster Arena selected

Subs: who cares, they're all garbage.

Im praying that Yedlin gets better soon and Arena sorts out the DM (hint: get rid of the bald failure) and LB.

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>>74698332
>tfw dont make the worldc up and people blame mls

San Diego Bad Hombres when?

>>74698911
that's basically xolos

>Sallad

ded already

also, is footslut at the game? asking for a friend

pachuca 1 - 0 dallas

>sallad

>cucked in the first 5 minutes
>stadium is not even half full
>ameribabbies complaining about the obviously superior soccer terminology sallad

Vancouver was better desu

>all those empty seats
>sallad

https://streamable.com/iiyh1

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Who /quakes/ here?

>>74699077
gross

>refs giving the home team free calls

Hello again my US friends and leafs. Anyone here watching Dallas vs Pachuca?

MEME ALERT

Dallas 1-1 Pachuca

>>74699336
>>74699439
pachuca's early goal was so lucky

>>74699562
Yeah, I'm sure it was that

>>74699571
anything bouncing in off the post can just as easily go the other way
https://twitter.com/CONCACAF/status/842167450871463936

>>74699571
if that one went if i would call it lucky too, and you would you

dallas terrible on corners so far tonight

o shit

Dallas 2-1 Pachuca
nice gol lads

KELLYN THO

Reminder Dallas needs to win 3-1 to advance on a 1-0 scoreline

kicked in the face baka desu senpai

shit grana is absolutely gushing blood

should have scored on that breakaway

MLS STRONK

Wow

They won but they're not going to win away in Mexico. If Pachuca were this good away, Sallad are fucked going away

>>74701360
Dallas was shit to start, but much better later on
Depends on which team shows up away

>>74700413
we did it, mejico is ded and buried

>>74701360
Pachuca got a free match day off, next time Dallas gets a break before their trip

>>74701579
That doesnt mean much when you're playing against a superior team away while barely getting a few games in the league.

acosta needs to start for the natty team

who /0-2-0/ here??

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>>74703388

>>74702099
Nah. He's not ready but he can definitely be above Bradley in the pecking order as a holding mf

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>>74703388
>having bigger issues at the moment.

>>74703563
fuck chara

>>74703679
>>74703563
>Portland: We're Slightly Less Insufferable Than Seattle!™

>yfw Wondo is one goal away from tying the all time goal record for away games

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who /hattrick/ here?

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>tfw Galaxy fan living in Salt Lake but can't go to the game

>>74703563
all that confetti. wew LA just wew

>can't handle the bants

WILL MLS EVER RECOVER

>Most respected team
>Most hated team
>Best bants you've heard at a match

>>74703757
Sorry we bothered you, living up here with our legal weed and free health care. We'll try and keep it down.

>>74706409
>free healthcare
Nothing is free in life kiddo

>>74706433
Library books.

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2017 BABY

>>74706538
You think the library pays for itself? Lmao dumbass.

THIS IS ATLANTA

>>74704399
Fuck, those are some really nice kits, ATL.

>>74706433
Browsing 4chan is free, try again boy.

>>74706839
I have to pay for the internet and power

>>74703551
Acosta is not a holding midfielder lmao... He's a wingback with attacking tendencies he could probably even play winger

>>74706850
Have you ever seen him play?
When has he ever played on the wing except when forced by the national team?

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>>74706560
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH

>>74706557
No, i think I contribute about 3 cents on my taxes for it.

You literally pay less for the library (and roads, and the military) than you're paying for your internet connection, which you obviously have.

You should definitely cry more about it, though.

>>74707008
>if I pay for it that means it's free

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>>74704399
>>74706725
ayyy


>>74706882
oh god. im pretty sure people left that SG because of that shit. theyve never been well liked by other supporters. they stopped doing that shitty chant after this blew up.

>>74706850
Klinnsman pls

>>74706850
>Hes a wingback

He was deployed in a more central position against Pachuca yesterday. He's not gonna start over Yedlin as a wingback so his best option is to play as a midfielder

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Lel

>>74708449
He's never played fullback or wingback except in national team games for some reason

>>74701360
>>74701521

dallas is the most south american team in the league. they will be fine, they are used to the weird rhythm they've got in mexico.

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just give us the inevitable exit in the ro16 already.

>>74711194
Swap Zimmerman and Cameron, and replace Zimmerman with Acosta

>>74698332
What the fuck, why would we put Beasley as our LB. Nigga is a dying east african malaria patient.
Thats why we gotta put Johnson as our LB.

>>74711194
Where's my nigga Hagglund

What is our ideal back 4 looking like?


???? - Brooks - Cameron - Yedlin


Who fills our LB role?

>>74708747
#rekt

>>74711435
We use Johnson and Yedlin as wingbacks who help out in the midfield and track back to defend in a defensive 4-2-1-3

>>74711435
Boring, But Probably Correct Answer: Old Man Beasley
Slightly Better, But A Little Riskier Answer: Tim Ream
Hella Risky, All-In On The Future Answer: Jorge Villafana

>>74713455
Ream and Villafana are shit.

Complete this list:

Atlanta United, Minnesota United, LAFC, ______ ?

>>74703563
>disco suspends galaxy players for simulation
>doesn't suspend portlel players for simulation
Rigged.

>>74714317
Inter Miami

>>74714317
>Atlanta United, Minnesota United, LAFC, SDFC
Nice pattern MLS

>>74714317
Either >>74714525 or Tampa Bay Rowdies

>>74714317
Sacramento Republic

>>74715491
You mean Sacramento United?

>>74716051
>ACCEPTABLE:
>Sacramento United FC
>Sacramento
>TV broadcast abbreviation: SAC

>UNACCEPTABLE
>Sacramento United
>United
>United FC
>Sac

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>>74715491
>the quakes fan wants another north cal team

>>74716167
>north cal
Hat pls

Official MLS expansion location ranking
1. SoCal
2. NorCal
3. Literally anywhere else

>>74716210
Would NorCar be on that list as well?

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New 2nd kit, not bad

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>>74716928
>that sponsor

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No sexism
No Homophobia
No Racism
No Discrimination
No Excuses
No Exceptions

/DontCrossTheLine/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0roYmon1ik

>>74717396
Works pretty well with that kit
Better than Bimbo or UHC

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>>74717886
>he doesn't rate BIMBO

>>74717886
no, it's shit

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>>74717965
>>BIMBO
>>good

>>74718365
When over half the league has a pyramid scheme or health insurance sponsorship BIMBO is the hero we need

>>74718810
Okay, it's better than Herbalife, I'll grant you that

>>74716167
I want another home game to go to

Also, SJ and Sac are two hours apart and have a train line that runs from one city to the other, the Santa Clara station will literally be a walk away from Avaya once they finish the tunnel going under the rails

>tfw I'm same distance from both cities

>>74719979
Any chance you'll be SuperRepublicFag in a few years?

>>74720068
Not a fucking chance

Revs, desu

>>74717846
>unironically not taking the pledge

>>74720584
>2017
>still playing on a handegg field

>>74720584
Can /mls/ start a kickstarter or something to buy this team off of Kraft?
They deserve an owner who loves them, or at least remembers they exist.
Maybe with a nice rebranding and a SSS in Boston proper.

>>74713447
post the full lineup then. Who'll be our LW

>>74721664
tbf I'd forget I had a soccer team too if I was as busy as Kraft is at cheating at football, sucking Trump's cock, and making shitty cheese

>>74721977
Kraft doesn't give a shit, he's gonna be dead by the time Soccer hits true big time here, and his son is just an autismo who wants to bring in the bucks laid from his his fathers foundation, the only reason they will ever get a SSS is because MLS will force them to sell if they dont, most apathetic shortsighted owners in MLS. They could have one of the biggest MLS brands and teams if they put half and effort into it, yet they let themselves become the out of touch old heads of the league

Anyone looking forward to Dwyer being called up and replacing Dozy on the team?

>>74722440
No,Dwyers worses and no way will he start over wood.

>>74722440
>more Meme Kansas City players
no thx

>>74722440
He's a reject that couldnt hack it into ENGLAND NT, so nope.

>>74722554
Has more goals (51 goals) than Dozy in the past 3 seasons. Dozy is shit and past it at the national level.

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>>74722440

>>74722602
So just like Altidore? Except Dwyer pulls better numbers.

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>>74715491

THIS
H
I
S

>>74722615
He's twenty nine and on a decline. Don't think it will happen. But knowning the pool at hand,nothing surprises me these days with our NT.

>>74722636
Nah not going to convince me flyover. He gives off this mercenary vibe for me

>>74722440
Both Altishit and lazy Dwyer can fuck off. Id rather have Zardass in front because at least he has pace and works hard over Divetidore botching another goal or Dwyer lounging about waiting for tap ins.

Who else from LA and used to be galaxy fan but now are a LAFC fan? :^)

>>74722636
Dwyer HAS to score, he's their primary threat
Memeovinco does the heavy lifting in Toronto

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>>74722668
>Zardes

>>74722668
>>Zardes
Just.....no

>>74722554
Dwyer will replace Altidore, not Wood.

Bradtidore are trash who should have stopped being called up since 2015. Im more than fine with Acosta replacing Bradley and Altidore being kicked out.

>>74722688
>>74722716

Zardes had a decent Copa America last year. Need I remind you how shit Dozy has been in tournaments for the past 5 odd years?

>>74722734
Bradley has the mad skillz, he just doesn't use them
Needs to not be an automatic starter for a little while, light a fire under his ass with some competition

>>74722675
Neutral on the whole thing, but what is your logic for this?
Why on Earth would anyone randomly switch from MLS's most successful club to a new one just because?

>>74722734
>Bradtidore are trash

I agree but Dwyer isnt the answer (Acosta is a good replacement for Bradley though)

I say we use Wood as a CF and have a 2 winger-forwards on the flanks in a 4-3-2-1

>>74722762
Will Ferrell and memes

>>74722675
good riddance

>>74722760
>Bradley has the mad skills

Not since 2013. Shit first touch. Shit midfield cover. Turns over the ball way too often. He's shit in everything. A young dynamic DM like Acosta is needed.

>>74722787
You don't need him to cover if you pair him with a hella DM like Beckerman, but the trick is finding the new Beckerman since he's old as fuck now

>>74722810
The trick is to stop treating Bradley like some important luxury player that we need to accomadate and to recognize he's past it and only good for mls at his current stage of career.

>>74722762
>Muh shiney new stadium.
>were the real LA team (located in downtown)
>I liked will Ferrell in that movie.
LA always had a team. these la former chivas and other posers are just hoping the soccer bandwagon because it's "cool".

------------Wood----Dempsey
------------------Pulisic
--------Johnson----Nagbe
------------------Acosta
Beasley-Brooks-Cameron-Yedlin

Subs: Zimmerman, Villafana, Jones, Altidore, Hyndman

>>74722762
And yet somehow the Mets made it work.

>>74722862

>subbing altishit

>>74722762
>new stadium
>better ownership
>in downtown Los Angeles

They'll sign better players from europe and win more cups than the galaxy will based on that alone. The time to become a supporter is now before it's too late.

>>74722862
A) Johnson is ded
B) >the diamond

>>74722942
>memeing your way to MLS relevance by throwing a dump truck full of money at Zlatan

>>74722975

thats what ManU does, I dont see why an MLS team doesnt try it

>>74722979
>emulating meme brit teams

>>74722937
Needed one backup striker there.

>>74722975
He's been so so this season with a couple of good performances sprikled here and there. Then again, Gladbach have been trash this season.

>>74722975
That's how the galaxy did it. Threw money at beckham, keane, gerrard (bust tho).

Plus the mls really has to remove the salary cap soon to actually fucking compete with Chinese super league for the retiring European talent, and LAFC will just out compete the galaxy in signings.

>>74722987
no no, LITERALLY ded, earlier today

>>74722996
China already tightened up the number of foreign players allowed, and the money will dry up also eventually, there's no way they can sustain that

>>74722862
>Beasley
Why

>>74722999
Its a hamstring injury. Nothing too serious but he was pulled off just to be sure.

>>74723006
B-easy muh nigga

>>74723006
Because Klinsy never bothered to come up with a better option at the position (apart from pulling Fabian out of the midfield)
It should have been Ream or Lichaj by now as we transition to Villafana, but noooooope

>>74722942
The only thing they have going for them is that new stadium in its location.

Everyone that's jumps ship for lafc will be heartless faggot. We need to start creating better players in this country.

>>74723040
was about to post this.

competition is great, but only so much can happen with muh parity

>>74722996
lafc doesn't have have more money than aeg. I'm staying with the Galaxy you want real soccer in this country. It's starts with the people that back it.

>>74723078
>starts with the people who back it
Wrong. A bunch of hipster American outlaws like yourself do nothing except make a laughing stock of the sport in america.

If you want the sport to take off here it starts with getting more and more European talent to actually bring in the TV viewers and to actually fill stadiums.

Young Americans with talent should be doing exactly what pulisic, wood, Brooks, etc. Are doing by going to europe while the competition is there. They won't develop nearly at the same rate they are now, in particular pulisic's case, if he were playing for the Chicago fire.

It'll only be until the MLS can spend enough money to poach off multiple 25 year old European sensations from playing in epl, Liga, bundes, serie a, r Ligue that people will actually start watching the mls here more than say baseball. And it starts with lifting the fucking stupid salary cap. Let teams spend fucking big for the players they want. If they fold they fucking fold. This league is crowded enough as it fucking is without any promotion or relegation.

>>74723033
so why bother investing time into DaMarcus "Dying AIDS patient" Beasley when we have Ream

>>74723205
just sounds like you want naslel again.

there is a reason why mlels is structured the way it is.

>>74723213
Ream isnt good.

>>74723205
I can tell your from some flyover state. You dont know shit about me.

>>74723258
Yet it doesn't fucking work. At all. The mls will never sign a neymar, never sign a kane, never sign an aguero, never sign any young player because they just can't afford them. There's no reason for American or mexicans to even get excited to watch this shit on weekends over football, baseball, or basketball unless the talent and competition is there. And it all starts with fucking name recognition of players when they're young. Not at 35 years old coming over to play.

>>74723284
>the MLS
also, "the MLS" won't sign a Kane or a Neymar because we don't give enough of a shit about soccer yet to do that, and simply signing one of them isn't going to magically fix that fast enough to recoup the investment

>>74723284
>The mls

>>74723331
>>74723398

>the NBA

>the NFL

>b-b-but "the MLS" isnt right!

>>74723503
"NBA" and "NFL" work with a "the" before them because the "the" specifically attaches to the last word in the acronym, "league" or association", with the "national [sport name]" being adjectives for the noun

>"the league"
>"the association"
>"the soccer"

there's a reason you never hear someone say "the MLB" for the same fucking reason

>tfw shitting the bed in fantasy
fugg

how do you fuggs keep up?

>>74723776
git gud

>>74723284
Liga MX has no such caps, more money and attendance than MLS and yet the best yuro they can steal is an over 30 Gignac from a midtable Ligue 1 team.

Technically the designated player spot is what allows you to spend millions for that star that will bring butts to the seats. Removing the cap means you can bring in above-MLS level players for all 11 positions at the expense of homegrown talent, probably all unknown rejects from South America. Not a fucking team full of Agueros.

>>74723503
Anyone who calls it the MLS has no respect for the league

>>74724474
That's a really good point about Liga MX, although maybe they don't have the butts in seats problem that we do since soccer is actually popular there.

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>>74723503
>>74723551
They did not think this one through.

Anyone wanna buy a house?

>>74722904
The Mets filled a void left by the giants and dodgers >>74722937

>>74723284
thats because american sports fans are so used to having the best product shoved into their face as a customer, I don't give a fuck about signing big name foreigners, MLS needs to keep doing what its doing and investing in youth development and bringing in lesser known but still good south americans

look at fucking China, a lot of their teams have way bigger name recognition than MLS teams yet they get beat by A-League teams who spend even less than MLS teams... casuals are already watching the premier league, MLS needs to and does cater more to its hardcore fans who are actually investing in the league and growth, not the guy sitting at home complaining that MLS isn't the premier league or structured like every other euro league and contributing literally nothing to improving the sport here

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if your color and state don't match up YOU HAVE TO GO BACK... but srsly this is an interesting idea, too bad it only shows a team per state

>>74728152
What a shit map

>>74728152
Garbage map

>>74728205
>>74728258
this is from last year, the redditor doing it is making a new one that hopefully includes what regions like teams

>>74728258
cry more

>>74720437
so...yes?

>>74728152
>posting the 2015 edition

THIS IS ATLANTA

>tfw able to get usa v honduras tickets for 87 instead of 103

>>74722942
Minnesota thought that too until they actually had to play some games.
It's one of the great things about the state of the MLS right now, that every expansion club looks like they'll be great before they take the field. But it's also impossible.
Galaxy are still THE club in the US, and it took a long time to establish that. I find it hard to believe that LAFC is just going to magically replicate that, especially in a market that already has a successful team.

>>74730669
Minnesota also thought that they could bring over a good chunk of their NASL players into MLS waters and do okay.

I wonder if this will affect the bid of other NASL teams if they want to come into the league *cough cosmos cough*

>>74730925
I don't think even Cosmos believes at this point they're getting in.
Should they have? Probably, they had more going for them than Man City C
But the dream is dead, at least until we make pro/rel a thing in 50 years

>>74730573
us /hon tickets cost even more than damn us/mexico. got like 4th row midfield for 200. here its 350. and for all the show about ticket lotteries they are STILL selling a bunch over ticketmaster.

>>74730925
>Minnesota also thought that they could bring over a good chunk of their NASL players into MLS waters and do okay.
What? most of minesoda's starting 11 is MLS rejects and Scandinavians

>>74731115
Pro/rel won't come until a league has the same numbers of teams (roughly) as modern day USL and their own step of the pyramid.

Prediction: NYCFC edges out Montreal 2-1. David Villa and Jack Harrison get the goals, Maxi Moralez logs one assist.

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>>74730566

at least that SG quit trying it and other supporters and make it >our joke

>tfw this time last week
>Last Week

>>74730925
Only 5 made the jump with only 3 of them playing

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>Today

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>Soon

What's the latest with the Div. 2 supercup? Is that happening?

>>74733139
With.....what?

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http://www.ligamx.net/cancha/detallenoticia/19996/avales-de-la-liga-bancomer-mx

>>74733464
When USL moved up, people talked about NASL champ meeting with USL champ for some kind of D2 supercup. I was wondering if that was a dead meme.

>>74733558
Not heard a word of that

Any Seattle anons want a ticket to the Necaxa friendly on the 25th? It's in my season ticket package but friendlies are fucking gay.

>>74723503
>the mlb

>>74733093
>nigger city
>needs free shit to build a fan base
pottery

>>74733123
its still not fucking done yet?

>>74733790
its done, they just play in a different stadium for no reason

Reminder that the pitch at Bobby Dodd is narrower than the one at Yankee Stadium

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>>74733728
>friendlies are fucking gay

>>74734235
Your mom is wider than the pitch at yankee stadium

>>74734278
Not gonna get on a bus and then a train to go see S2

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>>74733728
>gay
sounders are as gay as they come in this league with Portland in tow at second.

>>74734328
*tips fedora*

>>74734370
>Orlando not even on the list

>>74734379
Don't get me wrong, USL is a comfy watch on YouTube, but friendlies are a total waste of time
The same reason I don't understand why anyone would pay hundreds of dollars to watch the "International" "Champions" "Cup"

>>74734423
paying hundreds of dollars to watch two teams from cities you've never been to play a mostly-meaningless game is completely different from paying nothing** to see your team a mostly-meaningless game

**"nothing" not necessarily being true, it may technically have added a few bucks to the cost of your season ticket, but nevertheless, the ticket has already been paid for and received, and you assuredly would have been willing to pay that same amount for a ticket package not including this friendly match

>>74734423
Orlando is homosexual
Seattle is GAY

learn the difference kiddos, it could save your life

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>full day of sawker tomorrow

one of the few saturdays I have off, looking forward to smoking marijuana and watching mlels all day

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>>74735930
>looking forward to smoking marijuana

>>74735930
>directv giving me all the games
>tfw not even paying for it
damn, feels good mang

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>>74736344
>he doesn't smoke jazz cigarettes while watching meme games

>>74736840
they're ALL meme games, brah

>>74737049
You're life is a meme.

>>74735930
>tfw vaping dabs at the game tmrw

>>74737214
I fucked you're mom

>>74697495
so fuck adelaide, right guy?

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Meanwhile, on bizarro /mls/....

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>>74737406
Can anyone stop this man from winning ANOTHER ballon d'or?

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>>74737406
Damn, AFC Anchorage is really gonna achieve that treble this season aren't they?

And to think just a few seasons ago they were playing summer ball

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>>74737406
>watches his local team instead of being a customer of a team 1000 miles away

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>>74737497
>>mfw became a Revs fan just in time
FIVE cups.....unreal

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>you will never lick Kellys hard stomach and kiss her under the moonlight by the river before the prepares for her game the next day

>>74737667
>you will never have a gf who plays sports
KILL ME NOW

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>>74737667

>>74737406
didn't Chicago win the MLS Cup once?
wtf are they doing down in the 4th tier??

>>74737406
based minnesota is by far the best original mlels team

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>>74737406
>Never

>>74738335
everyone and their mother is copying the white-and-blue color scheme now though
we need more red/black teams

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>>74738388

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>>74738456

first daytime home game tomorrow. cant wait.

>>74738480
>ATL fans create a stadium crush from the excitement of the "WE WUZ TERMINUS N SHEEEIT" rhetoric and go on to complain for 30 years how they're a big team that was let down by the people around them

>>74738480
sweet fucking jesus, there's no room left for a sideline

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pre matchday hype music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSgls0Ce24

>>74738641
those are qts in philly?

>>74738659
guaranteed fake news

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>>74738659
T. Franchise where women don't go to matches :^)

>>74738697
What's her contacts? I want to send some dick pics to her

>>74738697
keke ok, posting someone who gets paid to go to games really helps your argument.

and plenty of women go to all the >mlels franchise sponsored events it's v. family friendly dontcha know

>>74738659
>>74738686
>>74738697
Can't speak for Philly, but there's always some serious qts in Orlando
Purple kneesocks everywhere. It's wonderful.

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>>74738686

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>its a I masterfully bait /mls/ episode

hook, line and stinker.

>>74739133
>hurr durr I was only pretending to be a snek

>>74737406
>CR7 is leading the Miami Fusion to yet another MLS Cup

>>74737681
Jesus no
There would be no escape

>>74740247
>can Chivas USA be stopped?

>>74742888
Will D.C. United EVER win a cup? You'd think a team with one of the first and best sss would have some kind of history

>>74743326
>mnufc and atlutd will win cups before the original United
Kek

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PREDICTIONS

NYCFC vs Montreal Impact, 2-2
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Toronto FC, 1-2
DC United vs Columbus Crew, 1-1
Orlando City vs Philadelphia Union, 1-1
FC Dallas vs New England Revolution, 3-0
Sporting KC vs San Jose Earthquakes, 1-2
Colorado Rapids vs Minnesota United, 1-0 (lel)
Real Salt Lake vs LA Galaxy, 0-2
Portland Timbers vs Houston Dynamo, 2-1

>>74738659
Def some qts who go to games here.

>>74745302
>Union draw again
I dont know if I can do three weeks in a row of ties.

>>74745302
Atlanta-Chicago?

Guys we all have one mission this year
Keep Man City C out of the playoffs

>>74745477
2-2 I want to give the edge to Atlanta but Chicago has looked pretty decent so far

>>74745507
as much as I dislike their "hooligans" its gonna be hard, Villa is still a monster and Viera turned out to be a meme manager in a good way

>>74745550
They still look beatable every fucking game
SC always seems to suck against them so can't take that last game as a good indicator

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>ywn have this much autism

>>74745647
I meant DC

>>74745507
>caring about eastern conference play off race

I'm kinda growing of soccer desu given the amount of yurocucks there are over here

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the lame SG has the best flag now...


>Soon

WEEK THREE IS UPON US

PREPARE THYSELVES

2bh nycfc is actually pretty fun to watch, cancerous fans aside
vieira has done a good job

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last minute r8

gametime

>>74748208
It's more luck than anything

>>74748365
I already lost interest in fantasy

>baseball """pitch"""

>>74748661
after i got like 70 pts week one and they restarted it and i got 20 week 2 i really cannot fox w it

>that attack
>that defense
meme

is there anything more plastic than nyfc?
>narrow field
>shit broadcast angle
>playing in fucking yankee stadium
>only fans are try hard "hooligans"
>acts like they're important
>copy paste man city
>shit field
w e w just relocate it

>>74749543
>empty seats

>>74749543
>inb4 nycfc start playing in red bull arena

>>74749543
no is the correct answer

absolutely cringe worthy in every aspect

>Une putain de fleur

>black guy scores
>NYCFC fans start chanting "Chicken Bucket"

damn, piatti almost helped mine and nearly everyone else's fantasy team

>>74749543
Man City C is literally Yurocucks: the team
We cannot let them make the playoffs

>>74750070
they will 100% make the playoffs

half-timely reminder to not cross the line

>>74698332
>Gonzalez
>Beasley

til nyc has 2 teams

club over country
or
country over club

>>74750560
club only

>>74698332
Acosta for Bradley. Please Arena

>>74750560
Country over club, unless the latter benefits my club

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>>74750759

>>74750787
if there is one thing i'm jelly for, it's that juninho+mccarthy midfield anons.

>field isn't even flat
holy fuck lmao

>>74750657
think you meant to say former.

>>74750870
you're right, i did, thanks mate

>A LITERAL MAN CITY

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Who /uniteandconquer/ here?

based impact
fuck the habs tho

lmao

>>74750787
damn, didn't know Solignac plays in the MLS

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HAHAHAHAHA

>>74751301
what did they mean by this

>>74751301
>ameriblows

>>74751301
we must learn to accept the autism

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>>74751301
What a bunch of faggots.

>soon

>>74751301
holy lel

>>74751301
>Atlanta United wont you blow

>>74751301
>blowlanta