Heem mma general addition

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1st for ray borg

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>>74651925
Rules are rules my dude

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Schaub is god

Who do you like more Ronda Rousey or Kevin Lee?

Which Thread! Sad!

>>74651991
This one. Made first, not early and pays tribute the all mighty.

>>74651954
there's no explicit rule prohibiting new threads to be made while threads about the same subject have not reached the bump limit though

shut the fuck you faggot

FUCK SCHAUB JOIN HERE
>>74651935
>>74651935

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http://www.flocombat.com/article/53241-las-vegas-venue-holds-date-for-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor

T-Mobile Arena booked June 10th to host Mayweather - McGregor

Why don't they just skip to the he fights then talk shit at he end?

>>74652074
Because all of them are used to doing live shit

>>74652065
>people will pay for this

>>74652098
>it will be $149.99

>>74652105

>to watch Conor get pitter-pattered for 12 rounds

>>74652126
But Robin Black said Floyd won't know how to handle an mma boxer

>>74652065

what are the odds gonna be

>>74652126

can conor even go 12 rounds? LMAO

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>>74652148

>>74652167
it will be probably 6 rounds at 147 pounds lmao

>>74652143

I enjoyed his enthusiasm for MMA when he started doing his thing.

>>74652174
i see floyd post six figure bets

do those sites have a limit on what you can bet when the odds are +1000? lol

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>it's a conspiracy theory episode

haha lmao

>>74652211

you're just another no name

I bet conor doesn't even know who you are

literally lmao'ing at your life

>>74652167
He won't need to. He will stop Mayweather inside 3.

>>74652237
it's worse because as you can see above idiots are making our threads

>Open fight companion link
>Eddie Bravo talking about JFK
>Close fight companion link

>>74652290
same

>>74652280
lol i never actually saw the "mma general" guy before i always just heard of him being talked about by some guy pissed off at him

Eddie Bravo is fucking retarded my god

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>>74652260

>mfw there are people who actually think this

>>74652174
>floyd -850

LMAO

>>74652290
Very recently Rogan said that it was absolutely a conspiracy. lol

>see if you can find that, young jamie

>>74652332
rousey was -1250 at one point for her fight with holm

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>>74651954
>>74651964
>>74651900
What a coincidence! The Schaubcast is live and look at all the Schaub posts. Crazy!

>>74652317
Where do you hear that? CNN?

>>74652371
is there anything more annoying than trying to talk to someone when you can tell they are high as fuck on weed

what is rogan watching?

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>>74652366
There are no coincidences. It's all part of Schaub's plan.

>>74652363

totally different

>>74652392
>DUDE I DRIVE SAFER HIGH

...You're sitting down doing nothing and I can literally see you reacting slower

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is he /ourguy/ lads

Lol Callen wants to fight Eggy so bad

>>74652426
He reminds me of Schaub with that smile

I like joe but I can't stand it when he talks about that gay wrestling shit

Callen mad as fuck.

>>74652374
Library

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Kevin Lee is /ourguy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7-_j1N11QM

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why did the other thread get heemed, fucking coral springs confirmed for janny

>>74652420
Honestley potheads driving 10 under the speed limit and forgetting to indicate do my fucking head in more than Audi cunts that are up my arse going 100 on the motorway

>>74652457
Stop trying to force it, he's not my boy, he will never be my boy and I hate the cunt.

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>unironically watching Joe Rogan's pseudo-intellectual fuckface friend simulator

>ever

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>>74652475
How do you figure?

>>74652475
If I was a janitor why am I banned for 3 days?

>>74652519
lol joanna

you might have the belt, but you're not the champ

(and you were wondering how claudia afforded to move to the united states, buy her parents a home, and start 2 gyms)

>>74652537
plausible deniability

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>>74652400
That is so awesome!

Listening to him speak is just like injecting bleach straight into my ear drum! Thanks Schaub!

>backwards headbutt

Holy shit lips would be getting busted.

>>74652519
This is the best screen capture I have ever seen

>>74652561
why is edgy posting on /heem/ during the fight companion?

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reminder that dana white is in better shape than you are

>>74652580
>injecting bleach straight into my ear drum!
Wow dude that for sure sounds dangerous. You should be careful.

>>74652608
>blood doping is a cure for menieres disease
the reason his ears ring is because he's lying 97% of the day

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>>74652596
Full version

>>74652650
fuck that mini black hole on the hue's face ruins it

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dana is a beast

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>>74652650
and i thought tuf sucked

>>74652694
does he have a good chin though

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>>74651954
>>74651964
>>74652400

>>74652694
>only whiskey

Wow Rogan btfo of Indian privilege

>>74652717
Not me in the middle hombre

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of course this is paige's dog

>kellerman and rogan

That would be fucking awesome.

I really like these guys

Rogan commentating would be hilarious in a boxing match

>>74652711
looks like he has a few

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Kevin Lee wants Khabib Nurmagomedov next

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>tfw your Youtube notification for the fight companion is an hour late

T I R A M I S U
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>>74652863
and i want to be woken up with a million pound cheque and a blowjob from a supermodel

khalabeeb is still number 1 contender and kevin lee isn't even top 10

I dont agree that tony/khabib needs to happen. Khabib should be made to fight at 170.

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khabib is a pussy for retiring and not fighting at 170

>muh strength and size advantage !!

>>74652863
He should fight Khabilov instead and lose.

>>74652865
Should have signed up for heem.com notifications

Haha he's starting binge-drinking

>Not making weigh-ins should count as a loss

Is Rogan right?

>>74652967
fight me at 185 you fat sack of lard

>>74653003
if you count khabib vs tony as a win for tony and he ends up getting the belt people will look at him the same way they look at DC right now

>>74653006

I'm 140 lbs soaking wet

>>74652038
I forgive you.

Rogan and his pals need to accept that 125 was a mistake.

>>74653037
You need to be 18 to use this website.

>>74653092
hi fatty

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>>74653037
are you wet now?

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>>74652608
dana has ab implants

>>74653119
hi manlet

>>74653037
manlet, hungry skelington or both?

Dariush is still my boy

>>74653208
no one over 6 feet weighs under 160 pounds unless they're fucking drug addicts

Callen's lies have become unbearable

>>74651900
Dream Team

not gonna be happy when mighty mouse has the most title defences of in the ufc just from that shitty thin division

already hate that people compare him to legit GOATs like gsp, jones, aldo and silva

Yeah Callen sucks, i now prefer schaub over him

>>74652992
It just texts "you're a faggot" every 3 minutes

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>>74653262
>>74653229
>actually listening to the podcast

you may only reply to this post if you are not listening to joe rogan and never heard jack slack's voice

only reply to this post if you ARE listening to the podcast and have NEVER heard hack slacks voice.

also reminder to not listen to rogan about anything health wise. Schaub and Eddie are the only two people worth listening to about anything sports or politics related.

I am so hype to hear Schaub and Rogans reaction to the incoming KO

>>74653255
aldo ? The best guys he beat were frankie, chad , and zombie

>>74653317
me

>>74653307
stop green texting with cat reaction images you newfag I know

>>74653378
>he got murked son
>100% my man
>barboza is a mother fucker
>i agree my man hes a beast

>>74653387
he got a few decent wins under his belt, had plenty of exciting fights and went on that massive run between WEC and ufc

name a better featherweight fighter

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schaub still mad at mario over this lol

kek that poster

>>74653427
[spoiler]conor :^)[/spoiler]

>Conor hasn't fought in ages
>UFC still handing free title fights to high selling dudes

How is Conor the one who destroyed the balance between division rank and ppv status as far as title shots are concerned? The UFC's the one to blame.

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anyone got the most up to date version of this?

>>74653427
i cant disagree there

>>74653616
>>>Conor hasn't fought in ages

fought more recently than stipe, bisking or cormier la'

Mount Rushmore is unironically Fedor, GSP, Vitor, Cody Pfister

>>74653773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luPcXDoJZaI

think you're forgetting someone la'

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>>74653864
who is that guy?

>>74653940
he's just some NFL players kid brother

Does the law of attraction work?

>>74654015
only for real hood niggas like my man dooquan woodley

based schob getting eddie drunk

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Which prelims fight do we promote to predictions?

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why is heem dead on a sunday night

>>74652694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvJO39RJdBs

>>74654172

Manuwa is UK. He was born in the US

>>74651954
>>74651964

Why is the janitor letting this autism stand?

>>74654188

too many newfag retards ruining /heem/ with their autism

>>74654217
Hes not. Coral Springs is banned for 3 days

>>74654208
I base it on UFC's listings. They had Overmeme fighting out of England too

>>74654236
So who is this idiot?

>>74652865
how do you know which thing they are watching?

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>>74654244
>>74654208
Forgot this

>>74654172
Duffy

>>74654244
reem's jamaican daddy is a brit, reem was basically only lived in uk when he still shat his pants

then he moved to netherlands with his mommy, overeem is a huge momma's boy, thus his weird more dutch/white behavior and his atiitutude. him being a momma's boy and living with his mom and white grandparents explains his quirks that make him seem odd, but if he was goofy looking dutch whiteboy like struve, he'd be the same person.

>>74654258

those lazy ufc fucks

>>74651900
Im trying to into Heem, do we hate Schaub or love him?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446010/

Tom Sizemore is based.

>>74654359
the patrician schaub timeline is to hate him then not like him but tolerate him and appreciate the humor in his idiocy and the way posting a pic of his face triggers so many people.

>>74654359
>>>/asp/

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anyone think choi is cute?

>>74654359
He's like Niggawho, cuck white bois want to touch his dick so they post him like they getting the new jordan kicks

>>74654419
no you weirdo

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>>74654419

no

heem yourself

>>74654359
>Im trying to into Heem, do we hate Schaub or love him?

What kind of mentality is this? And it all started cause some idiot loser who lives in coral springs got obsessed with wanting to get an identity here so he latched onto a mediocre retired fighter and started spamming him here to annoy people. Along the way, other idiots picked it up too but they're not as dedicated as that guy.

If I didn't know better, I'd say he was a shill. I wouldn't even know a shob podcast existed if that idiot wasn't mentioning it here everyday.

>>74654430
>>74654436
do you guys know who the house nignog with bisping and grisham was?

>>74654419
Calm down joe

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Reem bless

IM SO CONFUSED HOW TO WATCH WITH THESE NIGGERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E2-rhrz28o

>any of you autists wanna explain wtf they are watching?

So my plan is to start at featherweight, win the belt, defend it three times, then go down in weight to bantamweight and fight for the belt, then go up to lightweight, fight the number 5 guy, then the number 1 guy, then the champion, then defend the belt three times, then go up to welterweight, fight the number 5, and 1, then take the belt and defend three times. Then I'll go up to middleweight and fight for the belt. I think it's bullshit for a champion of one weight class to get a title shot in a weight class he's never fought in before, but I don't want to stay at 135 any longer than I have to because the older I get the harder it will be to make 135 and I don't want to do it at middleweight because the risk of brain damage is too great and by that time I will have earned it. What do you think /heem/? Will I become the GOAT if I pull it off?

>>74654452
>>>/asp/

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>>74654419
You put a wig on him and suddenly he's a cute asian girl. It's how asians work man.

>>74654452
not sure you do my man, for sure be more careful next time

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>>74654359
Schaub posters are paid endorsements from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and the Fighter and the Kid podcast. The hate is almost universal

http://www.strawpoll.me/4951288/

>>74654486
>>74654500
whats his name? its the guy based bisping was btfo'ing, the manlet nigger wearing glasses.

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>>74654482

>>74654513
the thugjitsu master himself, wanna know how i know you're a newfag, it's not cause you are pretending to not know who he is. it's because you felt the need to post this shit over and over.

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>based bisping

>>74654539
He got mad tons of people exposed him as a casual and won't let it go.

>>74654539
>the thugjitsu master
who? give me a name. i want to rewatch bisping btfo him but I cant find it anywhere

Damn Joe just shit all over the ufc, fs1, stann and anik

>>74654546
you got exposed bro, now stop shitting up my thread you faggot.

>>74654473
They were watching last night's fights.

>>74654557
How did I get exposed?

>>74654554
How so? Link?

>>74654572
cause you're still replying to me

>>74654172
Diakese

Gary Garbrandt

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>>74654590
>>74654172
This

>>74654572
because you dont know who the nig is too mother fucker. your just pretending he's someone important cause he's an uncle tom ass looking bitch

>>74654604
>your
>>>/asp/

>all these people pretending to pretend to not know who yves edwards is pretending to actually know who he is

can you 196ers just fuck off already

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>>74654612
>knowing literal who niggers and wasting brain space on it
for sure get a hobby buddeh

watching the chris play counter strike source and not know how to use a computer was pretty fun T B H

>>74654633
Get an education you moron.

>>74654619
I think you just worked yourself into a shoot, mark.

>th-thugjitsu m-master
for sure get a hobby

>>74654658

>>>/asp/ mandrama manchild.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOaEugCntU

Why did I laugh at this

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>>74654619

Will there ever be a fighting sport that has proper seasons, qualifications, finals? you know, like any other decent sport?

>>74654639
I tuned out later on but yeah, didn't see him as a CSS player or even gamer for that matter

>>74654671
t. literal who glasses nig

>>74654683
Olympic wrestling/boxing

>>74654686
yeah it was pretty cool to hear that he plays so CSS to release some stress after/before training

>>74654683
why the fuck would fighting need seasons?

>>74654683
>proper seasons
what in gods name

>>74654694
Just go back to watching your oily men fake hit each other in speedos.

Just go.

>>74654698
Something that goes on every year.... and its actually entertaining....

>>74654705
>>74654703
Like a real winner at the end, you know? instead of meaningless belts

>>74654707
>th-thugjitsu m-master
t. mandrama aspie pretending to do fagjitsu

get a clue manlet

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>>74654683
>what is wrestling?

>>74654719
>>74654707

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>>74654733
>full mount bro!
this sport is so boring with robbie and conor out!

>>74654755
you're a huge faggot

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>>74654715
>Like a real winner at the end
like the UFC?

>>74654791
I've never actually watched the early shitshow ufcs

>>74654791
how did they allow him to fight that many times?

>>74654823
It's not really a shitshow when Royce was just choking everybody out, it is a must watch.

>>74654841
ROYCE DUCKED HAROLD

>>74654791
holy shit zane frasier aka zane simon fought on ufc 1

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>>74654835
>mfw you are probably serious

>>74654456
Based

>>74654854
http://www.cagepotato.com/mulletted-ufc-meme-harold-howard-sentenced-five-years-prison-0/
>ufc meme

I miss the days before mma writing started trying to seem serious

>>74654898
I am, while you're at it, do you know who the niganalyst was?

Late night /heem/ is the best they said.
It's always comfy when the Euros are asleep they said.

>>74653940
There are 0 white people in this vid

>>74654978
In our defense we can't always account for wwe crossposters.

Duane Ludwig

HEEMinder that nobody in here has ever wanted anything more than phil baroni wanted to never get a real job to support his family and would rather get heemed for $15k instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObaisj0P7g

who /stevia/ here?

WME will turn the ufc into a pride level freak show.
Cap this.

Boxers vs MMA fighters...
Fixed results...
Fake grudge matches...
etc etc.

>>74655098

but it gets the people going ...

bellator should turn into the purists mma league, where only rankings matter and there is no such thing as a money fight

>>74655106
It was, then they fired Bjorn and changed it.

>>74655106
Does it?

Buys are down across the board unless you're name is Potato McNigger. So that's not a good sign.

There's a reason they wanted Greasy Pee back so bad.

>>74655107

well that is too bad

>>74655041
>we
nice try spergboy

>>74655113

>Does it?

I honestly don't know and I don't think it does, I was just pretending to be William Morris Endeavor for second

>>74654942
>The nephew struck Howard with a chair, which ended the attack. Howard then drove to a house on Carmen St., where his estranged spouse and son lived, and struck her vehicle that was parked in the driveway, causing about $3,000 damage. He then approached the front door and tried to gain entry and yelled: ‘You ruined my life.’

Police were called and located Howard driving his pickup truck, but he failed to stop. A pursuit followed reaching speeds of 110 km/h in a 50 km/h zone.

When Howard approached Niagara Fallsview Casino and Resort, he crashed his pickup truck through the glass front doors and it glanced off the fountain in the lobby, coming to rest against a pole.

fucking hardcore

>>74655113
>Buys are down across the board
Not really no.

>>74655113
>>74655098
GSP vs Bisping a trilogy? Canada milked for cash?!

is mcgregor a goat?

>>74655148
We don't have any money left, Trudea gave it to the bull.

>>74655138
I've been seeing that ppvs have been doing less business in terms of tv buys but I could be wrong. Gates are still decent.

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>>74655168

>>74655187
If we give up, we win.

It's the Elias Theodoofer strategy. If the opponent beats him, he wins.

>>74654172
Joe Duffy obviously

>>74654172
>>74655212
That Duffy Madadi match is pretty interesting too.

Will Anderson duck Gastelum? Anderson will likely get his jaw shattered inside a round if he takes this fight.

>>74655212
>>74655223
Nevermind. I'm retarded and drunk on maple syrup.

>>74655235
Anderson wants no part of ManFridge.

Will black bois kill themselves when Conor becomes the 1 in 49-1?

>>74655098
but lawler versus lemioux would be sick as fuck

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remember when they cancelled ufc 152? what an absolutely terrible card it was even with the main event intact
>dat comain
wtf were they thinking

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>>74654258
>anderson #7
the absolute state of lhw

>>74655137
Would you expect anything less of a man who looks like Rutger Hower and Chuck Norris got smashed together at 600 MPH?

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Is he a Chad(man)let?

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how does this make you feel?
also, shes fighting at invicta fc 22

>>74655258
Potatoes have brown skin on the outside my nig, Connor is a honorary nigga from detroit.

>>74655168
>ppvs have been doing less business in terms of tv buys

They're pretty much the same. 2016 was a year of big fights so people got spoiled

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>>74655281
what the fuck is wrong with her torso? She looks like she has PVC pipes implanted in her skin. Also, is that her nipple in the bottom left?

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Why can't he beat African Americans?

>>74655281
the thumbnail looks like a bad mrsa infection leaking pus

How hard will Rockhold murk Gastelum

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This triggers the beta

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>>74655330

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>>74655345
Sup beta

>>74655314
damn that's a nice matchup pham

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>>74655355

>>74655361
ultimate manlet vs lanklet match

fucking sick of joe stupid cunting rogan pronouncing guillotine with a y, it's so annoying

and before the yank mong spergs out about it, listen to the pronunciation from the oxford english dictionary

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/guillotine

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>>74655277
step up homie

>>74655364
didn't realize he called out silva

MW is talent rich so it's not like there are a shortage of good matchups

Except for Pebblegrasp who is MIA

>>74655393
He can fight winner of Weidman/Mousasi or Jacare/Whittaker

>>74655390
Lmao whos that

I hope they don't let Kelvin heem Anderson, they can't just let him go around knocking out all the 40 year old MWs

>>74655416
this is a proven method for building up a contender

Is Callen actually a friend of Joe's? Joe is always passive aggressive and douchey to him in public on a podcast. I can only imagine he's even worse privately

>>74655416
>Not wanting to see pensioners get heemed by the amazing fridgeman
You're not my buddy guy.

>>74655437
What did he do now?

>>74655444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idefiWOhyM8

>>74655416
>they can't just let him go around knocking out all the 40 year old MWs

That's what they did with Weidman lol

>>74655437
Callen never knows what he says half the time. He starts off with a thought and then it just fizzles out and this upsets Joe a lot.

>>74655437
Callen is so fucking annoying

there's a reason why the big brown breakdown is doing better than the fighter and the kid

JAMIE

PULL

only for true fite fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwudy9Ec6iM

brawl at 8:30

>>74655437
>Joe is always passive aggressive and douchey to him

He does that with everyone lad. Except for certified legit professors like Carlson and Hancock when he's got no fucking clue then he stays quiet like a bitch. It's a symptom of being a self-important manlet. I think he's worse to Redban more than Callen.

>>74655651
somewhere they have a closet full of skinny pretty guys they have kidknapped

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/5z328j/no_judgement_zone_what_are_your_best_ufc/deuwqir/

thoughts?

>>74655679
>reddit

pls go

>>74655679
>the Rockhold video
I want to believe

>>74655715

so do I, but agreeing to take a trt vitor wheel kick to the temple??

for sure not a good idea

GSP IS OVERRATE

>Floyd pulls the strings and makes weight in to take place like 2 hours before the fight
>Conor makes that excruciating 147 cut and has virtually no time to rehydrate
>Literally gets murdered by Floyd

Guys recommend a game for Android. Paid or free.

who has best cardio in ufc right now

>>74655783

nate diaz

>>74655679

>i-i-it's still real to me

>>74655783
Tiramisu.

>>74655780

mad skills motocross

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>>74655783
JJ has to be up there

>>74655720
>>74655715
Fighters nod all the time during fights, what's the problem?

>Matt Riddle, a former UFC fighter, is in Evolve, a feeding ground for the UFC

what the fuck am I reading

>>74655783
bisbong

>>74655796
1 or 2?

>>74655824
you need to play them chronologically otherwise the narrative doesn't really hold water

>>74655773
If I dehydrate you, will you die?

>>74655824

2 for sure

irish 6 million
russia 150 million
usa 300 million

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>>74655835
It would be extremely painful.

>>74655854
China 1 billion
India 1 billion

>>74655854
stay woke

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can she beat the polish goblin?

>>74655872
4 tiramisu

>>74655912
i used to like her until she got the WME push

>>74655958
>i used to like her when i was one of the few special snowflakes who knew about her

Dork

>>74655958

No you didn't 196er

>>74656002

shut up you 204er

>>74656002
>>74656087
>forced-meme-goldie.png

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>>74656110

*heems you into outer space*

>>74656110
>>74656110
It's not a forced meme if it's true.

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>>74654755

>>74655363
Why didn't Luke just pull guard on his back after that first knockdown?

>It's a Callen gets shutdown episode

Oy vey not again

>>74656117
How bad will Gunnar toy with him on the ground?

>>74656177
Hi Mike.

Shouldn't you be getting ready for Jake?

who /jiujitsu/ tomorrow?

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>>74652143
>Robin Black
>Implying a gay midget tranny who gets 90% of his MMA (which is his """"""specialty""""") knows enough about boxing, despite not being able to name 1 boxer other than Mayweather (s. Fight Companion) to predict an upset between Mayweather McGregor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA

>>74652143
Cause MMA boxers are just so elite lol

>>74654510
How can I get on that $chaub shill money??

Kona Magiga

>>74655783
Either of the Diaz's or Bisping

Whos the most succesful Kyokushin fighter?

>>74656323
Andy Hug

>>74656340
He struggled against Muay Thai tho

>>74652174
Obviously Floyd wins this fight 99.99% of the time but those odds are so tantalizing that I want to put a cheeky fiver on Conor