OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 106: BELFORT VS. GASTELUM THREAD #2

Schaub is my favorite fighter. He is the best fighter. He is an underrated comedian. He is a top tier podcaster. I don't even have a 4chan pass and I got this out quicker than your mom at an all you can eat buffunary. That's not even a word. Yes this was a copy paste

schaub

Second for Schaub is a rapist piece of trash and a shit fighter

>feels like 92

Fucking disgusting. They dont have air conditioning in brazil??

Reminder that Joe Soto's RBI experience will wreck Yahya

what's the problem with 4chan X, firefox and captchas always not valid, I can't post with 4chan X on, it's ruining my heem experience

not watched UFC for years should i tune in to this fight tonight? is there any meme potential

>>74630217
Yahya has that syrian desperation tho

>>74630214
lol get a load of this poor american
feels good to live on the ocean

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>>74630182
>>74630202

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woah a women's ref. havent seen that in a while

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alphacatzingano
Welllllll shyyyyyyit. Guess I missed a spot. #zebrasummer #tigerstripes #sunburn #alphacatzingano #teamalphacat #sunshinegotmelike #sandiego
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRhQbS-hDJ_

ref not bad bunda desu

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Who here always supporting the non- brazilian just so you dont have to hear that absolutely disgusting hue monkeyspeak in the post fight interview

i bet yahya's gonna get heemed

>>74630238
Holy shit man, how fucking dumb are you?

>>74630234
>be me
>make 3 posts about that calendar calling it shit
>100% in jest (seriously who the fuck would be mad about a calendar?)
>literally still fuming over it (the filename)
lol

>>74630241
It starts with a Womans ref, then gay ref, next trans ref and so on.

>>74630225
what did 209 do?

>>74630246
mommy

why did he fall down?

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>Uh vai morrer
>Uh vai morrer

>>74630283
WHOOP THERE IT IS

Manlets landing flush with haymakers and can't knock each other out. Rather watch a girl fight than 5'6"ers

>>74630263
i unironically knew exactly what was meant i just brag about objectively having a better life living ocean front in vero beach florida. thanks for listening enjoy your lifelong of servitude.

>>74630266
Camila is a qt you fucking gay nerd german cuck

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I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>you now remember chad mendes

nate diaz will be 155 champion by the end of 2017

>>74630288
They're both grapplers senpai

>>74630283
>Uh
Who is "Uh"?

>>74630289
I was commenting on the temerature in the arena, stupid. What does that have to do with where I live?

You dont even know who youre talking to, boy. Back up.

>>74630225
over

>>74630291
Doesnt justify a female referee in a MMA fight. She can switch to WMMA you goof

>>74630289
More like "Zero Beach."

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>>74630291
Yes, she is.

>>74630266
>german

wew no wonder you'd rather have Herb Dean and his BBC right

>>74630288
makes it more technical. Why you hate technical

>>74630300
>implying Diaz will put down the bong long enough to train for a fight this year

>>74630283
>HUE-DA-LAY
>HUE-DA-LAY

>>74630287

Who was the fighter who did that in the interview again

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>>74630295
who?

Yahya 10-9 obv

>>74630295
I watch his hunting video.

>tfw no arb gf

>>74630305
"Uh" is the pagan Brazilian God equivalent to the "devil" of abrahamic religions.

anyone got prazeres finish webbum

btw anderson manuwa is an extremely poor main event

>>74630312
literally what difference does the gender of the referee make?

>>74630312
>not knowing Kim Winslow was reffing men's fights years ago

Heem yourself, casual.

>>74630333
lolololol

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>>74630295

watching ufc is the only take i watch yankee television, too many adverts lads

>women

Wtf that was weird

>STOP STOP STOP!
>they don't stop

wew

OH FUG

STOP THE FIGHT

HEEM LEAKY

>>74630333
he should stop doing pratfalls if he wants to win rounds

>>74630348
Women make poor decisions at the best of times

>Triggered by women

Wew

JUST BLEEEEEEEEED

HEEM LEAKY

HE DED

LMFAO worst referee i've ever fucking seen what a pisstake equality has gone TOO FAR

>STOP STOP STOP
>Dont stop it

WTF

>>74630353
Not really a good thing to bring up, she was Mazzagatti tier.

>>74630283
WHOOP DAAAAT ASS
WHOOP DAAAAT ASS

Is there a clone factory for faggots who have nothing but a retarded, winging right hand?

get this bitch of of there, for fucks sake what was that

HEEM FUCKING LEAKY

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>Female refereeing

>females

what the fuck is this ref doing

HEEM LEAKKKYYYYY

This fucking useless female ref.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST BLEED

>woemen refs

STILL HEEM LEAKY

JUST BLEED
U
S
T

B
L
E
E
D

>g-guys p-please stop

big john would have ringed those manlets by their necks

>>74630180
HEEEEEEEEEEEM LEEEEEEEEEEEAKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY HOLY SHIT

Soto is literally going to bleed to death.

>>74630401
It was a headbutt retard.

MAN DUDE IS BLEEDING AS FUCK

>>74630348
Its inappropriate.

>>74630353
And she sucks. I will heem you if you call me casual again, keyboardwarrior

>women refs

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

any close up pics of sotos face?

HOW IS HE LEAKING THIS MUCH WOW

>>74630388
Just saying it's not a new thing.

>>74630409
lmfao you're not wrong

>>74630429
>tfw such a manlet they let women ref your fights

>restart back on the feet

Lmao @ the state of this ref

i'm 67% sure she's taller than both these manlets

holy shit women are so fucking useless lol

Despite all the blood, I think Soto is wining

>>74630423
Yew'll dew nuttin', casual.

>>74630392
really pathetic man, can never imagine bjm doing something so downright idiotic

great scrap desu

>a foul happens that causes a fighter to piss blood all over the place
>this doesn't mean the fight is a NC


So you can get away with "accidentally" headbutting a dude without there being any problems? Sport is fucking wierd.

eww blood

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>S-Stop p-please
Top kek
>women """""""""""refereeing""""""""""

how did francisco massaranduba fight at lightweight and middlweight in ufc

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This shit is disturbing

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>>74630469
>y-you really shouldn't do that!!!

its a proven fact that fights get 5x as spicier when someone is cut

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I need this refs pics pls

>>74630417
yeah and she tried to stop it unsuccessfully like three times in a row

now control at all

and now she just got in the way while they were grappling and made contact with them

you fucking eejit

>>74630459
jesus christ

>>74630488
his MW fight was just a meme

my heart hurts

EVERYONE BLOODY AND GASSED OUT

FUCK OFF

19-19

>>74630492
i literally thought he got shot in the head for a moment

*bleeds on you*

>>74630485
>Being THIS new

Why this fight continues? Guys if cuking leaking blood by the liter.

bloodsport

>Brazilian endurance without roids

20-18 Soto

H O T R E F

hows my boy yahya doing? i just turned it on

>>74630319
She's very White for a Hue

IT'S STILL LEAKING LIKE A FAUCET

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>Going for a choke when you have mount with 5 seconds left.

blood for the blood god

soto needs to stop going for subs on the ground while yahya is leaving himself wide open for shots

jesus christ if you have a woman ref at least get a big dyke

BRAZILIANS CHEERING FOR SOTO

stream link?

these fighters are going to die

>>74630501
me too, I think her name is Jamille Albuqurque

>So gassed you can't even get up

Drowning your opponent in your blood is a legitimate tactic

SIMPLY HEMORRHAGE

>>74630496
Remember that time that BJM stopped a fight due to a submission then restarted it when the guy said he didn't tap?

RAINING BLOOD

FROM THE LACERATED HEAD

JOE SOTO IS MY MOTHER FUCKING BOY

dude's gonna bleed out on live tv

>>74630539
He's losing but winning with brazilian judging

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RANIIIIIII

RAANNNIIIIIIIIII

muh new reffu

FINISH THIS HUE FUCK

soto needs a finish no chance he wins a decision in brazil

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#BeBoldForChange

>>74630523
leaky
e
a
k
y

>>74630517
Been watching since Couture vs Gonzaga m8, I just think it's wierd that headbutts never result in a NC when they cause injuries like this.

I mean think about it, Yahya didn't do shit to deserve fighting a 1 eyed guy who's pissing blood everywhere, yet this is some how deemed "fair".

I hope Soto wins.

Shouldn't bleeding this much fucking gas you?

You are literally just spilling oxygen on the ground. How do people who take big cuts still able to fight?

HEEM

FUCKING

LEAKY

WHOLE CANVAS RUINED

This is like a heavyweight fight between midgets

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>http://fightstream.is/ufc-fight-night-belfort-vs-gastelum

good fight lads

>>74630555
lmth.evil-cfu/ue.mmaerts.www//:ptth

HEEM GASSY

>>74630558
Camilla

that was a mild headbutt too

>>74630319
She looks like she's one of the Founders from DS9.

Brazilian beyond gassed.

Yahya is ded

this is disgusting stop this shit

yeah raining blood

The blood pouring from his head is literally painting yahya.

hi, is it a comfy nite or a sperg nite?

THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE

why don't women ever get this bloody

I'd pull it out and fap right now if this was karatie hottie getting covered in slick blood

>>74630539
poorly

>soto continues to apply pressure

more like "continues to apply copious amounts of blood"

His back has gone from clean to red

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>All that blood

Reminds of that Brian Ortega fight where blood was pouring into his mouth from Tavares.

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Why do all female refs have dead eyes?

I bet that octagon smells like absolute shit

MERELY EXSANGUINATE

>mfw ppl call this a "sport"

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>>74630619
Pussy

>>74630564
>r-r-remember that one time BJM messed up too

i wish this fight were 5 rounds

>>74630586
Th body can lose about a pint of blood before effects are noticed. Soto might be there about now

>>74630653
It's the one true sport

Heem leaky everywhere

I mean holy shit look at that canvas. All of that is literally from Soto

soto should let him stand

>>74630586
Adrenaline and determination

>>74630653
It's scripted, like WWE and american football.

zero bjj
wtf

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Not even onto the main card and the octagon is painted red.

>>74630653
My thoughts exactly. Just finish this shit already.

>>74630631
paige vs rose was pretty good

>>74630653
it's fighting cunt, not sport

30-27 yaya

without the blood this would be a really dull fight

29-28 Soto

Yahya was so done by the end of the 2nd. That headbutt might've been really hard on him. Fun fight

Soto humped him on the bell

top kek

>>74630586
The will of a warrior.

This is a war

>>74630628
the comfiest

That thrusting at the end

soto lost a lot of blood

>>74630694
paige had a bloody face but it was never like rose got completely covered like in this one

>>74630687
Anybody can grapple till they get punched in the face

corrupt brazillian judges giving every decision to the hue fighters tho. they might even give vitor's corpse a SD win after gastelum permaheems him

lol those hip thrusts dam

Never seen a 135er gas that bad

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>gassed out meme moves

>>74630713
nice

30-26 blood

HUEya is unable to stand and this shit scrub Soto still can't finish.

30-27 Soto

>>74630586
lightheaded

>>74630720
Just give him some orange juice and he'll be fine

>>74630731
Kek yeah wot

Soto has painted the entire canvas

i knew this card would be spicy but god damn

also, need more women refs. just let em fucking die

>>74630733
is that the ring girl?

clearly the brazilian won

>>74630699
Oh absolutely, they are heavy weight esque in their cardio Joe

>Getting a blood transfusion in Brazil

RIP Soto, his career is basically over now,

Who got a gif of that hump

>>74630759
this woman has no emotions left

was she gangraped in a dungeon for 30 years

>>74630770
kek

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#SheSpeaksForMe

>>74630770
that is all i could think about watching this.

i wonder if Rani got queasy around all the blood, he seemed to gas way too fast

>>74630731
>implying you wouldn't pound that boipuss

>>74630733
disgusting feet

What a shit fight, Soto had 5 minutes to finish him and just let him recover on the ground while tapping him on the head

HE DIDN'T GET ROBBED IN BRAZIL WHAT THE FUCK

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>>74630760
i actually don't know who it is, but she is qt

>>74630800
He got concussed as fuck from the headbutt

>>74630770
Just watch him come back ripped like No Known Weaknesses Vitor after he gets some Brazilian blood

>>74630729
/heem/ BTFO once again

*bleeds on you*

>>74630792
uh what

>>74630459
The ref failing to stop them afterwards was so fucking weird. It was like she just didn't know what to do when they didn't immediately respond to her verbal commands.

>>74630775
>>74630792
isn't Joe Soto also the guy who gave his opponent a friendly pat on the butt, but like 10 times instead of once

credit where it's due, the hue judges aren't being fags for once

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>he's the champion

>>74630775
>>74630792
hit him with your groin!

>called joe
>needs a transvestite

>>74630775
>>74630792
I don't this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>>74630792
it moved

*speaks english*

>>74630813
this is a meme fights night. Don't expect anything good.

>>74630842

Had to rob someone who was beating up the guy who gassed out in the middle of round 1.

>>74630819
That headbutt must have been brutal.
Literally split one guys head open and concussed the other

Its nice to see Soto put a little streak together after a bumpy start to his ufc career

>>74630851
the translator is for the crowd

>>74630870
no shitty fights so far

Anik is a remote with a broken volume button. He usually isn't this shit

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most people don't know but a majority of the fighters are homosexual

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https://twitter.com/ToddDuffee/status/840742893576966144

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>>74630792

>>74630884
kek he's a bum.

This is why I hate sub-hueman cards. Post fight interviews take a decade as they translate their caveman language or translate people into their caveman language.

BR fighters also waffle on for ages, that roid umpa lumpa who killed Burkmann yapped for ages about fuck an all at the end and that retard Stann just stood their drooling onto himself.

>>74630889
Jason vs Kennedy was lame, this one would be too if Soto wasn't absolutely leaky

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Oliveira vs Means
Correia vs Renau
Formiga vs Borg
Barboza vs Dariush
Rua vs Villante
Belfort vs Gastelum

I added the prelims. Last picks until the event

>>74630894
Fuck Todd lol

>>74630894
wot a retard

>>74630906
nofap day 3 fite me

Ramos/Moraes should be bretty good.

>>74630910
He'll bum you if you're not careful

really want some tgi fridays endless apps

>>74630894
>loved his riding ability
>brutally exhausting for those on the bottom

im not sure this sport is for me

>>74630893
es normal

>>74630900
Cute

>>74630916
lol he rants for like 2 minutes and the translator just says "he thanks his family and friends in Brazil"

>>74630916
i mute the interviews cuz i dun give a fuk

>>74630894
>Todd "I got heemed by a tub of goo and a strawberry farmer" Duffee.

Lol that guy still fights?

>>74630916
>Caveman language

Literally based on Latin you filthy barbarian

>>74630940
well i'm pretty sure your dad thinks this sport is for you

wh-what if we're all poofters and watching cagefights is just a way to sate our latent homo urges

>>74630964
>brazil
as the boulder says, shut your mouth and know your role

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could heem every here

>>74630916
this is why I mute interviews on Hue cards, its just too painful

>>74630948
Pretty much, they stand there for 3 minutes yapping and then it's always.

>muh kids, muh city, muh god.

why is it ALWAYS white female black male in commercials

you NEVER see black female white male

>>74630986
can't tell if shoped or not

anyone else feel gastelum might be underestimating vitor?

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https://twitter.com/BrianStann/status/840744234730868736

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Get ready for Davi

>>74630980
wh-what if all australians were euthanized?

>>74630964
>ancient sh*talian

>>74631009
well we dont expect cucked europeans to know the value of family and religion

>>74631019
nah u see that too. underrated combo tho

no one wants to go to dinner with you anik that's gay as fuk

>>74631019
they don't have to hide it anymore, they won

>>74631023
>not taking a legendary killer seriously

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>>74630980

>>74630981
Why are you so pathetic?

>>74630980
Wish I was gay desu

I'd never have to put up with women again

>>74631019
its always a halfbreed black guy with goofy hair

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Dana or Anderson for the goof?

>>74631024
dumbshit needs to be careful what he tweets out

>>74631024
Burkman is such a cunt. Stop killing your body at 155 and go back to a reasonable weight so you don't retire like a faggot

>>74631034
o lord based hue with the bantz

>>74631019
black women are undesirable to white men that's all

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I love Moraes. My favourite Brazilian fighter.

>>74631034
I suppose getting along with all of your family is far more important when you all sleep in the same room.

>>74630980
i hate people who have to sexualize everything

did that one "natty" looking hue fight yet? he's a heavyweight If im not mistaken

>>74631057
anderson

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BRAZIL VS THE WORLD FIGHT NIGHT EDITION CURRENT STANDINGS

Anyone think the away team will win this time?

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/Khabib-to-retire:2640219?pc=39
>Khabib to retire
>Its over, he's done. Details to follow. Early indication is budd chiari syndrome

>>74631048
mommy

>>74631057
Dana goof 4 ever

>>74631019
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

Moraes vs. roidcan

>>74631083
no ffs

these game threads were pretty comfy but got really spergy fast. there must have been a japanimation marathon on itv that just ended

>BT now has Ray Winstone and Johnny Vegas betting ads
they look the same lol

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>>74631057
wonderboi

>>74630980
>Ausfailians

Can't make this up

>>74631074
Back here we still sleep in the same room as our wives desu

Probably lacking room in your bed since Muhammad is there

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>>74631057
BRAZEEW

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>>74631019
OY GOYIM just watch your commercials and go race mix

>>74631083
fuaaaaarrrrk

>>74631057
Anderson since it's Huezil

>>74631024
Stann is a total shitter, fucking hell.

>waves goodbye to the crowd
>takes off his gloves
>OMG HE'S RETIRING

Does he think everyone who nods off on the plane home has died? What about people who hold their breath in the pool are they drowning in Stann's eyes?

>5'6" at welterweight
lmao this oompa loompa ass motherfucker

joe rogan literally made a carreer out of abnormally praising people. does saying "oh he is an absolute animal" make you somewhat of a connoisseur? i don't understand why this guy is so popular, he is a literal nobody.

>>74631082
vitor and shogun are getting heemed so yes

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>>74631020

>>74631141
Serra mode coming back

>>74631141
oompa loompa roidcan especiale

>>74631073
Just don't post that roar.webm, it makes me feel uneasy.

>>74631073
I like vinny magalehss

>>74631083
DId he just perma fuck is shit because of the weigh cut?

>>74631083
....how come everything just works out perfectly for that asshole conor?

>>74631118
I live in one of the whitest parts of the UK m8, we have 1 snackbar hidden away on a little island with the other sheep shagging inbreeds.

I wouldn't really go throwing around insults about races either, your people look like a bag of fucking revels they're that mixed.

i-is that silva

>>74631149
Neetrex

>>74631165
you now realize that conors men poisoned khabib

>>74631146
The words literally don't matter it's all about the hype they bring

>>74631147
It is worth noting that the Main Event is worth two points, but I'm not conviced that Villante is all that good. Shogun is pretty shot, but Villante may still be worse than him

That's what you get for believing in a ripoff of Judaism. Goodnight Sweet Khabib.

>>74631083
Thank fuck always hated this faggot and his fans.

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>>74631141

Height isn't an indication of weight class.