/heem/ not spergOP edition

war machine is innocent

>>74606607
>sperg btfo yet again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74606634
War Machine vs Jason Miller in an LA County Jail sanctioned bare knuckle fight when?

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>>74606696
>>74606696
>>74606696
>>74606696
>>74606696
>>74606696

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>>74606761
Do you know who youre fucking with?

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>>74606793

Mackenzie Dern couldnt make 115. What a lazy bitch.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/9/14876010/mackenzie-dern-unable-to-make-contracted-weight-lfa-fight-changed-to-catchweight

Yeah, I think i'll use this thread.

>>74606839
she doesn't make any weight, shes just a fat fuck, has passed THIcc and is now just a trashy fat hoe

>>74606844
Yeah spergop and the schaubfag are in the other one. This one already has good discussion.

>>74606839
Oh nice, I always forget about axs fights.

>>74606804

You are the biggest loser on all of heem.

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>>74606750
HD streams?

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Only 3 fights?

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>guys, for the record
>for the record

>>74606761
>state of (You)

>>74607179
WHO IS THIS SPERM WORM

>>74606761
This is what he just got unbanned for doing. Why the h*ck are you still doing it?

>>74607363
dont bother newfriend

How do these fighters live with themselves? Just imagine being so poor you don't own even one home with an in ground/indoor pool you can swim in during March.

name 10 fighters off the top of your head with zero tattoos

>every fighter on this brazil card made weight
>khabib didn't even come close
>he fights on average once every 2.8 years
>he is still ranked

Heeminder to trane and roll in the gi at least 3 times this week if you haven't already.

WE ARE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VpUpQ7fdSU

lad Im posting here. fuck that guy

>>74607708
This. He's spamming webms to bump his thread.

>>74607734
why is he not perma-banned? as soon as he came back everytype of shitposting appeared again.

even coralsperg is more tolerable jesus christ.

>rani yahya
my low-key boy

>>74607842
patrician choice

>>74607842
good taste

>>74607849
>>74607857
good boys
t. pussy white belt

who is your favorite fighter?

hahaha banter

Who should angela "overkill" hill fight next?

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>>74607901
Schaub

>>74607919
abubakr nurmagomedov

>>74607929
Schaub said there is no way Conor could beat him lol

>>74607919
Stipe Miocic

B E T C H

>>74607929
He's not a fighter you loser

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>>74607962
Brock is NOT pleb-tier

Brock is based

>everyone actually made weight

>>74608001
on a BR card no less

>dariush
another low-key boy. great card desu

>>74608001
sweet

Barboza is one of my low-key boys

>>74608019
Top tier choice in UFC fighters.

>>74608001
You just know Dana sent out a memo to the effect of "Whichever one of you motherfuckers ruins another one of my cards is getting cut"

Villante will win

>>74608045

you joke but I'm sure he actually said something similar to that

Vitor will win.

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>>74608041
>another dariush yahya fan

>>74608085
Good. If that's what it takes then fuck em. Khabib should have been cut to send a message.

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>Ducking Conor this bad you proxy duck him through Ferguson

Why is Khabib such a pussy?

>>74608127
he really did disgrace himself

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>Vitor looks like he's slimmed down a bit

He literally can't help himself can he?

classy guy

>>74608135
Khabib (the former UFC fighter) literally said it was part of god's plan

>>74608113
Post slip

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>>74608135

>>74608168
Will he ever get a UFC title shot? Remember when Rockhold destroyed him?

>>74607962
cody is absolutely /ourguy/

>>74607962
>no woodgod
you're are le pleb kind sir

jacare could make welterweight if he didn't start roiding after the upkick loss to mousasi

Vitor will either win by KO or lose via pulling guard.

>>74608127

I agree 100%

>>74608237
>we will never get Jacare vs Maia

I wonder if it would be super boring or super spicy when both guys are jitz wizards

>>74608190
>Remember when Rockhold destroyed him?
You certainly dont

>>74608190
He should do, he's looked better than Rockhold has since they last fought and he still managed to get a titleshot.

>>74608307
it was a strikeforce fight, watch the tape
mousasi also knocked that roider the fuck out

>>74608273
woodley couldn't ko him and he's the #1 guy in the world cheator can't

I regret betting on Anthony

I feel like DC takes it

>>74608334
DC is pulling out
also Aldo will pull out too

>>74608323
>watch the tape
You first

>>74608334
anthony trains at the shittiest gym in florida
it's worse than ufc gym orlando
granted florida has literally the most good gyms on the planet unironically but still

where is prediction guy?

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>mfw spergop got btfo
one day at a time

>>74608459

spergOP is my boy

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>>74608334
>Round 1: After four and a half minutes of nothing, Rumble lands some sort of incredible shot that by all means should have killed DC, he goes down on wobbly legs, Rumble swarms him like the gorilla he is and unleashes a flurry of punches, DC manages to cover up enough for the ref to let it go on to the bell
>Round 2: Rumble leaves his corner drenched in sweat and gasping for breath. Cormier immediately takes him down and MUH WRESTLING CONTROL takes over
>Round 3-5: Repeat round 2
>DC remains champ, cries, we all bitch about how gay he and his fights are, then go to bed

I would stake my fuckin life on it.

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Bispings eyes are fucked up lads

>>74608334
If you're against Rumble you are against heem

>>74608494
There is no way Rumble survives 4 rounds of wrestling without getting submitted.

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>https://youtu.be/yixlxKv842I

thoughts?

>tow Bisping heems GSP, Vitor, Diaz and retires

>>74608589
i hope he heems GSP and retires

which superhero should he play for marvel?

Did we ever get an explanation about why Goldie was fired?

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K lads how do you feel about this

>Delete Flyweight from ufc after Johnson beats defense record
>DJ goes over to Rizin with Kyoji
>135 lb division stays as is
>145 lb division stays as is
>155 lb division stays as is
>165 lb division is formed for large lightweights like Khabib and vick, and for small welterweights like wonderboy
>175 lb division is formed for small Middleweights and large Welterwights like Woodley
>185 lb division stays the same
>200 lb division formed to replace 205 to discourage tall freaks like Jones and Gus
>225 lb division is formed for small Heavyweights like Werdum, lanklets, and overweight Manlets
>Openweight from 225 lbs+

>>74608707
195, 235, 265

>>74608707
There definitely should be a weightclass for ripped HWs and another one for fat asses. Maybe 3 minute rounds in the latter

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>>74608766
just no

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>>74608663
Probably pissed himself at a WME meeting.

They should make an openweight division or at least allow openweight bouts. Fighters like conor will soon stop chirping when they actually could get thrown in a cage with anyone they chirp at

Vitor has only lost to Jacare when fighting in brazil, in the last 5 years he has brazil wins over Rumble, Bisping, Rockhold, and Hendo x2

>>74608804
Who is this mma fighter you keep posting?

>>74608867
Rory McDonald.

potatoes

Islam.

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>>74608927

heem is full of vagina brains

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>>74608949
/our guy/

Tim Kennedy

Tim Kennedy got stopped twice. He was such an obvious steroid abuser.

How many of my fellow /heem/ boys are alcoholics

It's not even 4pm here and I'm already wasted

Also Vitor is gonna lose (again)

>>74609145
Wow, he has 2 stoppage losses in his career, what a terrible fighter. Also, how does that mean he was on steroids?

>>74609156
I literally don't drink alcohol (or do other drugs). Don't abuse it every day you won't die you'll end up living a long shitty day to day life.

Vitor won't be able to move when he's 50.

>>74609145

He would be good if dropped the extra unneeded muscle and went Diaz tier with his cardio

>>74609167
Filtered. Lose the screenname and I'll talk to you.

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heem

>>74609196
its not fair they are making Oluwale fight Tom Breese

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Why aren't you a high functioning alpha male taking advantage of low interest rates on business loans?

>>74609225
Not fair for who? Is Breese supposed to be good?

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>>74609196
Lel, I gotta try this shit at the gym.

I'm practising with this lad most of the time and we both got good reads on eachother, I'll surprise the shit out of him if I pull something like that.

>>74606761
The absolute state of your entire life currently

>>74609194
I agree. Jacare should get a title shot

>>74609245
Breese is good, Oluwale is 1-2 in the ufc, I just see him being a big underdog in that fight

>>74609278
He lost to Luke Rockhold and Yoel Romero he doesn't deserve a title shot. He is a terrible striker.

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>barboza vs dariush

fucking yes

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>>74609287
>he is a terrible striker

he heemed brunson faster than whittaker did in strikeforce

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>>74609297
sauce

>>74609264
>hes so bad he only trains with 1 guy
lmaoing at ur ''life'' loser

how do you get rid of the filtered post stubs without installing a 4chan extension? i just filtered all of the people who want internet fame on 4chan, i don't want to see their stupid post stubs. thanks in advance.

>>74609297
pls win barboza

>>74609287
The Rockhold loss was 6 years ago in another promotion, the Romero fight should have been a Draw. He's won 10 fights in the UFC otherwise, Also, what does his striking ability have anything to do with whether or not he deserves a shot? How stupid are you?

Barboza has been such a disappointment. He will never hold the belt. Imagine the brain damage.

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Is he /ourguy/?

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>>74609315
>Projecting how shit he is and outright lying in an attempt to besmirch my holy name
>Having the reading comprehension of an American

Are you the same Colgate loser who was on my dick this morning? Hop off, son. Go find attention somewhere else.

>>74609341
guarantee he's using banned substances

>>74609341
no he's an uppity and jealous nigger

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What time is MacKenzie getting wet?

>>74609341
definitely not, although the Woodley cucks probably love him

>>74609367
What does LFA stand for?

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>at least we have a decent card this weekend
>waldo vs hollo is only less than 3 (three) months away

>bellator doesn't know how to become the strikeforce2.0 we need but don't deserve

>2017
>being this conor mcgrogar dependant

sad desu

>>74609234
>falling for the usury meme

HOWLING

>>74609341
Not a chance. Trinaldo's taking that glass chin home.

>>74609355
>he took time to write this
lmao ya loser

>>74609367
dern just isn't built for fighting

look how wide her fucking hips are

stupid bitch

>>74609389
>forgetting 211

cas

>>74609408
>stupid bitch
well that escalated quickly

Shogun's never been ripped but holy fuck he looks like absolute shit, worse than Vitor 2bh

>>74609363
>>74609369
>>74609398

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW51ScowyjQ

Kevin Lee has a glass jaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VpUpQ7fdSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VpUpQ7fdSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VpUpQ7fdSU

>>74609278
He's ducking the Bigg Rigg.

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>>74609404
Pussy.

>todd grisham

kill me now

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

>less than 60 seconds into the broadcaast
>bisping already btfo by a smaller man

>>74609471
>hating on todd grisham
>


>

i can't stand hues

>>74609441

>dem hips

10/10 would breed

>>74609471
He's awesome.

WTF the weigh ins arent on TV? This is bullshit

You know heem is casual cause no one has brought up that Shogun is fighting again.

>>74609515
I was just thinking the same thing while watching the weigh ins

Is lellator tonight?

>>74609331
This is literally unarguable.

>>74609552
I have no idea I don't watch 2nd tier promotions. In fact I've never watched a UFC live, I just see the highlights of FOX youtube and post like i'm a pro lol.

>>74609515
Even JDS ?

crazy eyes already coming up HARD i see

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>>74609427
I'm not seeing it. I agree that he looks bad but he doesn't look any worse than usual.

why anyone would be a fan of jacare (steroid abuser) is beyond me. he is a boring fighter who relies on an outdated grappling system. a high level sambo guy would school him. even yoel romero tooled him with just wrestling (which he doesn't even train any more lol)

>>74609552
No but there's LFA on AXS

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Oliveira vs Means
Correia vs Renau
Formiga vs Borg
Barboza vs Dariush
Rua vs Villante
Belfort vs Gastelum

I tried to add some style for the guys that asked

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>j-jacare will get a t-title shot!

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>>74609612
oliveira
renau
borg
dariush
villante
gastelum

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cheeky repeating digits and gastelum calls out rockhold after demolishing vitor into the oblivion realm

>>74608707
This is great and should be implemented immediately.

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>>74609612
Dirty Bird
Reneau
Formiga
Barboza
Shogun
Steakelum

>>74609311
lmao

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>>74609612
oliveira
renau
borg
dariush
villante
gastelum

thanks for taking the time to do this, the other guy was terrible

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>>74609612
Gastelum
Rua
Dariush
Borg
Renau
Means

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>>74609612
Means
Correria
Formiga
Dariush
Vilante
Gastelum

>>74609612

is the guy who does this the same guy that makes all the threads?

dedicated as fuck

spergop BTFO. it has begun

>>74609703
yes. why else would he allow the british guy to make all the game threads

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>>74609703

Amanda 'Buffalo Wild Wings waitress' Cooper

>>74609703
Incorrect

>>74609703
No. spergop is just the spergop. Predictiondude 3.0 is the third in a proud line of predictionbros.

>>74609703
No. I don't make the threads. I only make webms, fightfu post, take predictions, and make the calendar.
The other guy posts the numbered webms and makes the threads

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Reem bless lads

What's with the low-effort post OP?

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>>74609798
remember that one time stipe tapped?

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>>74609717

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>>74609612
Means
Correia
Borg
Dariush
Shogun
Gastelum

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>>74609612
Kevin
Shogun
Barboza
Miga
Pitbull
Memes

>>74609819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuVOHtGC6iM

Stiopic tapped that head off the canvas

>>74609827

what a qt

>all these bums picking against shogun

villante is gonna get in a firefight and get KNOCKED OUT

>>74609919
Gian is a certified boy by proxy.

more like Amanda Butthole Pooper

>>74609814
I thought I did a good job.

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WIDE

>>74610107
rigg would be proud

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Give him a nickname

>>74610235
he's already the diablo you casual

>>74609968
gian was my boy before the chris, his appearance on the mma hour before either were in the ufc is a classic

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I didn't know there was another chick with fake tits in the UFC. Are there odds on if Bethe pops one of her implants? I'd take that bet

>>74609827
looks like a kentucky town fair tire cashier

>>74610253
who calls him the diablo you casual

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>>74609798
>tfw too intelligent to lose to Hunt

>>74610259

She looks like a /b/ thread.

>>74610283
no one, barely anyone called him it when it was invented a long ass time ago

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If I could replace her head with literally anything, Bethe would be the hottest fighter hands down

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>>74609819
We all felt that tap :(

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reem bless

>>74610332

you wouldn't want to suck on that nose?

I think her fucked up face makes her even hotter tbqh

top 5 fightfu if were being real

>>74609367
My fucking god. That is a perfect woman. Wow...

>>74610332
Naw she's too fat

>>74610384
and then you saw her face

>>74610401
She's cute af, anon...

>>74610401
IM A BELIEVER

>>74610401
now im a believer!

>>74610406
she looks like the female version of her father

>>74610417

NOT A TRACE, OF DOUBT IN MY MIND

>>74610417
>>74610436
smash mind

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>>74610437
Don't talk to me or my wife's daughter ever again.

>>74610445
im in love, ooooooo aaaaahhhhh im a believer

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>>74610458

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>>74609612
means
correia
borg
dariush
shogun
belfort

mackenzi p4p #1 fightfu tummy

>>74610495
her sister looks more like her mom, she still has her father's powerful nose though

>joe rogan with the POWERFUL TEETH

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>>74610372
Reem officially deleted Hunto

>>74610548
"You've been terminated".

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>>74609612

Means
Correia
Borg
Dariush
Villante
Gastelum

>>74607511
rankings don't matter
money fights matter

If you won $100,000,000 would you start paying for the UFC?

>>74610673
I pay for it anyway because I respect the fighters.

>Beat people until theyre a vegetable

>Call it a sport

UFC is barbaric and disgusting. It needs to be abolished.

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>>74609612
Means
Correia
Formiga
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

i spend all my money on weed and beer, no time to pay for entertainment (lol(who does that))

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>>74609612
Oliveira
Correia
Borg
Barboza
Villante
Gastelum

>>74610704
High-income people

>>74610673
if i won $100,000,000 i'd pay wmg to strip woodley of the welterweight title and crown me the new king
they only care about money so you know they'd take the offer

how long before the prelims lads?

Why doesn't fight pass live stream fight nights?

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>>74609643
Vitor is about to expose the fuck out of him. He's fought some good fighters at fortunate times. That along with no faith in him keeping it together that many fights in a row. Gastelum sleeps, forever.

>>74610819
RENT FREE

>>74610684
Lol

>>74610884
less than 24 bongs

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stream where tbqh?

>>74610884
Because they have an exclusive deal with fox sports in the US.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26T_jPgUGM

>>74610979
God damn jews

>mckenzie meme is already ded
wew

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The year is 2019, the UFC has gone bankrupt and all the talented fighters now compete in Rizin

I went to high school with Dariush so I gotta support him

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>When I started, I had nothing. Nothing. I needed everything. But when you start [to earn money], you starting collecting things: I want this, I want this, I want that. The purpose is not collecting things, though. The purpose is to do something great. Finish the dream you started.

>I want to help my family, first, of course, but then I want to give opportunity to children in my country like me who have a dream to become a doctor or something. If I reach my dream, it will give me the opportunity to help those in my country who have their own dreams and nothing else to fulfill them.

>I want to give some opportunity for children like me who dream of this sport and don’t have an opportunity like me. The last time I was in Cameroon, I brought a lot of materials for boxing and MMA to open a gym. Now I just bought a big space to start the gym, as well. A lot of children now in Cameroon, because of me, they have a dream. They say, ‘I will be a champion in MMA. I will do boxing like Francis,’ because they saw me when I was young. I didn’t have anything. I didn’t have any opportunity. And today, they see me, and they are dreaming. They are thinking that something is possible. Even when they are so poor, something is possible in life. … It's not easy. It's so hard, but it's possible.

>>74610996
Get directv.

>>74611026
This dude can really become champ soon I feel.

>Bispings kids have American accents

What is this sorcery

Is this the homeless nigger that /heem/ wishes they can prep

>>74611055
They live in Anaheim Hills what do you expect.

there are fights tonight? wtf? i thought they were tomorrow

>>74611068
lol wtf are you even watching?

>>74611071
Yeah but they should have their parents accents

>>74606607
Going for the upset.

Vitor via headkick KO 1st round.

>>74611009
What school? I thought he was from palestine or some shit.

>>74611052
Im not sure about him fighting cain so early desu. I love that he wants the challenge though

>>74611103
persian-american

>>74611087
that's not how it works dingus

>>74611190
It work for Ozzy ozborne

>>74611055
>accents are genetic

American "education" everyone

Oh fuck. I forgot thickenzie is fighting tonight! Stream where?

>>74611007
Can't wait

>>74611087
no they dont, my accent is more "urban" than my dad and moms accent is more west coast.

and what if the parents are from different parts of the country?

am i the only one who thinks this Brazil card has it all wrong? Shogun should be fighting Vitor and billed as a superfight of legends. that would definitely bank in Brazil and would harken to the Pride days. both are aging and shot fighters who shouldn't be trying to climb up the ranks but rake in the dough with superfights.

>>74611103
Valencia High School in placentia CA

>>74611009
Did he smell like poo

>>74611315
kys youreself

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>>74611260
stream nowhere
the global elite have them all

>>74611339
Because he's Assyrian?

>>74611396
Don't they burn smelly incense, eat curry, and wipe the ass with their left hand?

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someone got a LFA stream?

>>74611468
Yeah the satellite signal that gets streamed from space into my directv dish and transmitted to my tv.

>>74611426
You didn't get the joke? ASSyrian

>>74611500
I just found it on axstv too and set it to record
nice burn faggot but seriously >paying for MMA

>>74611315
i like that fight but they are in different weightclasses now

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>>74611007
Rizin is the future

What is your UFC walk out song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmt5nH4Jqt4

>>74609311
thats hilarious

>>74611543
Haha ass

>>74609311
spergy and docky settle it in the cage dot webm

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will suck dick for lfa stream

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>>74609612
Means to an end
I chose the wrong Correia
You too thin Formiga
Captain Barboza
Masked Villante
Kelvin Bengelum

>>74611643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6OKrLNn23k

I love how /heem/ likes to talk shit about wmma yet the only time you dorks wanna tune into to an axs is when a girl is competing.

>>74611826
b-but muh thicckenzie

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>>74611826
That's why the calendar has her on the poster kek

>>74611867
>that file name
you were really hurt by the trolling lol

>>74611914
Nah, that's how it's saved now. I'm not changing it. It's already in the archives

>>74611214
Jack has an American accent.

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>>74609612
>Means
>Correia
>Formiga
>Barboza
>Rua
>Belfort

>>74611966
ur mom has an american accent, faggot

>>74607455
Reem
Michael mcdonald
Killashaw
Lyoto
Roy
Sturve
Wonderboy
Idk
Idk
Idk

>>74611362
come on, you don't truly think either fighter will fight for a title again, do you? why not have the old greats fight one another?

>>74611563
man, the only weight i acknowledge is money weight. pay them legacy points and watch them fight wherever, whenever. i say this as a liffelong Shogun fan since the Pride days. he's one of the goats as far as i'm concerned.

>>74607901
Ruthless
Shogun
Showtime

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>>74609612
Oliveira
Beche
Formiga
Dariush
Villante
Gastelum

>>74612030
roy has a tattoo on his shoulder

>>74612030
nick diaz
nate diaz
jake ellenberger
johny hendricks

>>74612067
No I'll stay here.

>>74612099
Ok, baby

>>74612030
Killashaw has an arm tat

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>Mfw unironically have better cardio than Goober

I'd heem and outlast every single here.

>>74607455
pvz
rose
holm
melendez?
alvarez
islam
khabib
abubakr
magny
rockhold
maia
jds

>>74611643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p9jSRxguAA

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>>74609612
means
Brazilian bunda
Borg
Barboza
Shogun
Kelvin

I should have done fight predictions for just the thickenzie fight lol

>both of Jon Jones brothers have super bowl rings

Who do you think his parents are most proud of?

>>74612302
The one who hasn't been popped for PEDs

>>74612302
they probably really appreciate jon using his mother's leg amputation as an excuse for being a moron

>>74612325
I was legit about to make this same exact post

Im still butthurt khabib and ferguson didnt happen. we were so fucking close

>>74612337
Not even close babyyyy

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>>74612337
khabib probably would have hugged ferg for 3 rounds anyway

>>74612337
Khalabeeb would wrestlefuck Ferguson