/rug/

Other thread reeks of shitspouter 2bh.

>>74576196
Can confirm I am not shitspouter
I also don't care if my thread gets deleted or not

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How can one team have so much /mana/?

queefs by 7
bumdisease by a lot
shorks by a few
poos by a lot
cumguzzlers by a few
cheetos by a lot
stormers by a lot
loins by a few

Reminder to get your fantasy and bru picks in before tomorrow lads.

>>74576238
Make the next one m8.

>>74576196
I didn't even realise there was another thread.

It's better than this thread 2bh.

>>74576321
>cumgayders
>playoffs
Select one

FUCK christchurch

FUCK red cards

FUCK high ball

FUCK the dairy industry

FUCK earthquake proof homes

FUCK the ref

>>74576295
>caring about making an OP
I only care of it has all the match info or not
And lately it has been pretty good

>>74576451
Bring back themed threads. No more avoposting.

>>74576451
It's been pretty good because I've been caring about the OP.

>>74576196
>>74576313

Who /going to the reds/ lads?

>>74576760
Just you I think.

*conserves water*

Australia wins the bledisloe cup this year lads.

>>74577333
Isn't union dying in Straya? Is the ARU even going to do anything to keep it alive in the long term?

>>74577366
Who knows. The growth strategy at the moment appears to be "select Dean Mumm so kids think they can be a wallaby even if they aren't talented".

Hayley Westenra LLC

>>74578525
the call that saved rug from page 10

>nz /rug/

>is number one

I like the Force.

Will they ever field a competitive team?

>>74578906
You need to encourage more kiwis and islanders to move to WA and play footy.

>>74578931
lel there's already like, 80,000+ kiwis in Perth.

They don't have time for rugby after a hard day working as a scaffolder and the many hours spent at the pub though.

When NZ inevitably gets an afl team, how many seasons will to take to win a premiership?

>>74578952
if they get the draft concessions the Giants got, about 6 years.

If they have to have a minimum amount of locally trained players, never.

>>74578977
Imagine if avo man played afl

Dynasty time

>>74578944
They say they're going to the pub, but they're secretly meeting other kiwis at random parks and practicing rugby while Australians aren't watching.

Scaffolding makes big strong kiwi lads muscley and confident so they can physically dominate poopeelians both on and off the field.

>>74579000
Shhhhhhh

Bring back the goal from mark: Y/N?

>>74579264
You can only call a fair catch in your own 22, so it seems a bit pointless unless you allow players to call a mark anywhere on the pitch

>>74578987

He doesn't have the speed, leap, kick, stamina or coordination to play AFL.

FRANCE TEAM FOR ITALY:
15 Brice Dulin, 14 Noa Nakaitaci, 13 Rémi Lamerat, 12 Gaël Fickou, 11 Virimi Vakatawa, 10 Camille Lopez, 9 Baptiste Serin, 8 Louis Picamoles, 7 Kévin Gourdon, 6 Fabien Sanconnie, 5 Yoann Maestri, 4 Julien Le Devedec, 3 Rabah Slimani, 2 Guilhem Guirado (c), 1 Cyril Baille
Replacements: 16 Christopher Tolofua, 17 Uini Atonio, 18 Eddy Ben Arous, 19 Paul Jedrasiak, 20 Bernard Le Roux, 21 Antoine Dupont, 22 Francois Trinh-Duc, 23 Yoann Huget

thoughts on Mako V starting on the bench? Marler is a shit this season; an was awul last week

>>74579779
big mak has only just come back from inury

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>>74579438
>Dulin in
Could be a niuce change for on-

>Nakataci still in
>Vakatameme back
>still testing flankers (although Sanconnie is alright)
>that shit lock pairing again
>Atonio and Leroux on the bench
>the japan proxy FTD fangirl set to be back saturday

I hope Noves knows what he is doing, because it is as if there is no hope if he carries this config for Wales nor he cares for the significance of these last two games.
I'll wait the Italy team announcement before completely fucking myself up.

http://www.the42.ie/wales-scrum-analysis-3276593-Mar2017/

>>74579779
Basically if Marler is shit they can pull him for Mako, if Mako starts and gets crocked they have to rely on Marler. That said you should mince them in the scrum even with your starting front row.

>>74580271
Honestly think we have problens with our S+C coaching. Someone the size of Evans, Lee or Francis should be a 6 plate squatting monster that has no trouble generating power in the scrum, but they're incredibly anaemic.

http://www.rugbydump.com/2016/02/4903/a-look-at-the-first-ever-nine-point-try-in-rugby
Wew, how'd I miss this.

>>74579401
A goal from mark from inside your own 22 would be possible then. Francois Steyn would probably be able to pull it off.

Farrell out.

>>74580988
FORD KICKING
FORD KICKING
FORD KICKING
FORD KICKING

>>74580988
Farrell's kicking isn't too good tbqh

>>74580988
So Slade or Pee'o at 12 then. Slade would be the better option, really not convinced by Netto Manu

>>74581097
More likely to be Daly, surely

>>74579414

>needing skill to play a game that is just a bunch of bogans running around screaming BOOMFA and clotheslining each other in the throat

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> second playmaker

Other thread got archived lads

>>74582327
Having many utility players on a single team can do that to you. For example you can have a back three who all can play as wings + fullbacks.

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> First 5/8th

>>74582425
I wonder if Breivik had this all planned out when he shot that guy, knowing that he would turn into a neckbeard variation on an Andorran stew-making discussion circle.

>>74582327
Dan Biggar's throwback thursday

>>74582425
What's wrong saying first or second 5-8th?
iirc Its just the name NZ (and maybe even other SH regions) call fly half and inside centre

>>74582999
>It's the NZ name

There's the problem

>>74582425
Nothing wrong with calling it a first five. Honestly makes more sense than considering the position as another halfback.

>>74583040
Its like the soccer v football thing. Everyone knows what your talking about when you say either, but cocksuckers will correct you if you say soccer.

I bet you say light bulb when what you really mean to say is lamp.

Being pedantic about names when you know exactly what someone is talking about (or how else do you know to correct them) is the most tosser thing you can do 2bh.

>>74583111
Meh, I just find it to be the most natural thing to do in a place like 4chan.

>soccer v football
Divegrass

>lamp
Light bulb jokes are commonplace anyway.

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> 6.5

Good luck to the Welsh lads tomorrow. Unlike the Scots, I'm sure you guys won't pull any cheap tricks like a coach detour to unsettle the Irish players.

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> saracens

>>74583382
>agreeing to closed roof
good lads

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> mckenzie

>>74583295
>common place dictates
So soccer and 1st 5 it is then

>>74580009
I'm sure we found the Trinh Duc spammer and it turned out to be a qt azn australian girl who ran a blog on him. Few of us messaged her and she stopped soon after

If you don't remember this you are a newfag and must leave /rug/

>>74583434
Why would you want the roof closed if the weather's fine?

>>74583497
We say football mate

>>74583523
Only people I have ever heard say football are soccer players lad

>>74583557
Your media calls it football

t. someone who reads PP media

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> barrett

>>74583557
We have no reason to call it soccer though, we don't refer to rugby as football like Americans and Australians do with their football codes.
>>74583592
Obsessed

>>74583592
>people that panda to the fanatics call it the thing the fanatics do
Hmmmmmm
Like I said outside football players (serious ones, the people in the casual leagues I have played in called it soccer too) I have never heard someone call it football.
>>74583641
We actually call rugby rugby union. Please get it right lad
>this is what you sound like

>>74583523
Speak for yourself.
For my grandad, footy was rugby, for my dad, footy was rugby, for me, footy is rugby.
You're not just a newcunt here, you're a newcunt at life in general.

>>74583641
p.s. being precious about what words are used by other people is one of the defining weak points of your generation and is why you should consider kysing.

>>74583693
only people I know who call soccer football are those who did their "big OE" in fucking London and came back lifelong Arsenal fans, then started telling people off for using the word soccer

>soccer autism
NH posters are influencing our brave lads

>>74583693
>panda

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> avoposting

>>74584344
For all intensive purposes, you understood what he meant. Irregardless, he should of been more careful.

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>>74584408

>>74584447
>Irregardless

>>74584477
1/3
apply yourself.

>>74578525
David Pocock recieves the Bogdanoffs call

>>74584500
> 1/3

What position is that lad?

>>74584507
>What position is that lad?
That's what your mum asked last night, son.

>>74584507
As deep as anyone can get into your mum because of how fat she is

>>74584500
>intensive purposes
intents and purposes
>Irregardless
regardless
>should of
should have

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>>74584503
The phonecall that saved /rug/

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>>74584503
wtf went so horribly wrong?

>>74584581
literally nothing

>>74584570
3/3
Congrats on not being as dumb as Singapoor.

>>74584602
what do i win?

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>>74584613
one signed avocado t-shirt.

>>74584628
what a grotesque looking human avocado hybrid

>>74584628
> tfw no Retallick twitter account to send avos to

His wife or mate must have one

>>74584581
just LOOK at those rugs, jesus

Wales 15
Ireland 17

Italy 18
France 33

England 23
Scotland 10

>>74584657
>England 23 Scotland 10

"no"

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Cheers for the fresh cup of (You)s lads
Best way to start your Friday.

>>74584657
I think Scotland England will be closer than you expect m8.

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>out and out fetcher

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>>74584698
you are little baby

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> carter

>>74584819
>filename
wtf I hate men now

>>74584836
>flag
wtf I hate australia now

>>74584836
males under the age of 21 are clinically retarded for all intensive purposes

>>74584602
Was in this thread >>74566194 so I only skimmed through, sorry

>>74584864
>intensive purposes

Don't pull a Danny C tonight lads.
It's not cool.

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>>74584890
If I could pull this I'd be pretty pleased with myself

>>74584890
I don't go out

>>74584918
nice boobies

>>74584918
I'd rip my own dick off just to fuck her. Literal perfection.

>>74584983
Would you drink drive to her house, killing 2 children on the way, to sniff her farts in a coke-addled frenzy?
No? Then you'll never make the ABs son.

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>>74584871
I'll never understand how women tackle effectively or take a good hit in rugby without bustin up their boobies.
#LifesGreatMysterys

>>74584945
You should go out. How old are you?

>>74584871
>seething singapoorian damage control

>>74585075
I knew you'd say that lad

>>74585130
are you one of those peado tourists that go to asia by any chance?

>>74585247
No. Why?

>hurricanes fans
PEE ON TREE

http://stuff.co.nz/national/90238855/featherston-war-memorial-tree-dies-from-urine-burn-after-being-used-as-a-toilet

>that guy who was just sitting in the changing room and wasn't showering or getting changed
I can only assume he was a homosexual wanting to look at naked guys. I can think of no other explanation.

>>74585357
> I can't believe the number of men in this country who think it is ok to stop and pee on the side of the road in full view of the passing public- no attempt to seek any kind of privacy. It's disgusting.

>>74585372
my coach at under 12-16 got sent to prison for possessing indecent images of children and attempting to groom kids online

at the time he was a shit coach and we couldn't really understand how he became coach

we also used to make jokes about how he stood around when we were in the showers

makes you think

>>74585505
That's pretty rough
One of my school teachers went to jail for paedophilia while I was a student of his. Shook me up a bit even though he was only after the little girls.

>>74585575
>>74585505
Ben Smith once loosened my arsehole up with poppers then roughly fucked me behind the bike sheds when I was in year 2

>>74585634
Dan Carter kicked my dog and peed in my weetbix when I was 7

>>74585665
Ali WIlliams snorted coke off my erect cock when I was 6

www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/SuperRugby/super-rugby-format-under-scrutiny-20170309
Looking at cutting 1 SA (kings) and 1 Aus (speculated Rebels but they came they are 2nd most important in terms of revenue)

>>74585729
>They came
They claim

>>74585729
IF it were to happen, where would a 7th NZ franchise be based?

>>74585828
"We" don't want a 6th, so I have no idea where a 7th would come from

>Auckland blues
>Central West coast Chiefs
>Central East coast New team
>Wellington Hurricanes
>Upper South Island Crusaders
>Lower South Island Highlanders
This would probably be most likely a 7th would probably split the South Island into 3

Just traded out some injured players. Should do better this week. Time to get my fantasy average over 500

>>74585828
6th franchise for Hawke's Bay
7th franchise for Manawatu

>>74586292
That would weaken the current NI super rugby teams way too much.
If you didn't want the 7th team in the SI you would probably be better off to split Auckland in 2, but he they probably couldn't sustain that either.
6th team would definitely be splitting the Chiefs and taking a bit more of the hurricanes region though.

Imagine if someone had told you two months ago that England-Scotland might very well be the best game of the 6N. Madness

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>>74586754
It would want to be pretty fucking good to surpass that wales england match, that had me on the edge of mah seat.

>>74587140
england italy was one of the most enjoyable matches ive seen in a long time

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>>74587456
True that, in fact all the english amtches have been enjoyable thus far, hopefully the trend continues.

>>74585753
Your mum claims to have came last night, lad.

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>lions is only 3 months away
>world cup is only 2 years away

>>74586754
>northern hemisphere rugby

not even once

Beale is leaving wasps at the end of the season and coming back to Aus. Reminder that Australia wins the bledisloe this year.

Congratulations /rug/! That box of avocados you just opened contained a genie, he's so grateful to you for freeing him that he gives you a choice, will you

a) be transformed into an Irish test rugby player

or

b) get raped for 80 minutes on live television in front of millions of viewers by 15 sweaty Welsh men

Well?

>>74589661
Irish test player because at least I'll get paid.

Which is better?
a) Alun-Wyn Jones's pre-match Irish tomorrow
b) the actual Irish

>>74589852
what the fuck are you talking about

>>74589852
Pretty Welsh attempt at humour m8

>>74589876
I said that to your mum last night, but it was just the gagging sounds she was making as I deepthroated her

Literally the only other person to use that kiwi shit meme is a scottish guy.

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>>74589661
>implying millions of people watch welsh """""""rugby"""""""

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>tfw no a SR franchise named Avocados

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I quit divegrass.

I searching a new sport to watch and I'm starting to get interested in Rugby. Ive a few questions:

1/How legit are the leagues/tournaments in Rugby? Are there a few monster teams that ALWAYS win o you use a system to neutralize advantages (like NFL: drafts, salary cap...)

2/How good is the refereeing in rugby?. Has a referee here the same impact in the game than in football?

>>74590390
NZwinslol

football refs have got nothing on rugby refs

>>74590390
>I quit divegrass.
Lad.
>I searching a new sport to watch and I'm starting to get interested in Rugby.
Ask away mate.
>1/How legit are the leagues/tournaments in Rugby?
Super Rugby has just started it is the best club tournament in the southern Hemisphere if not the world.
The Rugby Championship follows once super rugby ends and is one of the best nation v nation competitions around.
The 6 nations is winding down and is pretty much the equivalent for the Northern Hemisphere.
>Are there a few monster teams that ALWAYS win o you use a system to neutralize advantages (like NFL: drafts, salary cap...)
No things in place like that. Currently NZ are the World Champions and are always a strong side. England are looking very strong and threatening. There is a British and Irish Lions tour coming up soon which they make the best team from those regions and then come play the all blacks (NZ)
>2/How good is the refereeing in rugby?
In general very good.
>Has a referee here the same impact in the game than in football?
Particular refs have a style of rugby they want the teams to play. So you have to play how they want. IIRC the refs meet with the coaches before the games and say what they want and don't want to see. Currently they already cracking down on the contest of the high ball. Unless the game is fairly close the ref tends to have little impact on the game 2bh.
Of course there are edge cases but they and few and far between.

Amy more questions fell free to ask and a BSK will help you out buddy.

>>74590646
>NZ head of the WADA
Why don't you just say you don't like us instead of lying? A Scottish lad is president. And before him was an Aussie.

Why is Brumbles so heavily favoured over Force?

>>74590835
>RC is one of the best nation v nation competitions

New Zealand wins lol isn't particularly engaging

>>74590998
One of the strongest teams vs one of the weakest
Last year Brumbies finished in the top 8 and the force where bottom 3

>>74591035
>RC is one of the best nation v nation competitions
>New Zealand wins lol isn't particularly engaging
I guess it would give you flashbacks to the rugby world cup aye mate. 4 big strong Southern Hemisphere nations playing to see who's best.
No wonder you wouldn't like it.

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>>74590390
Here's a quick pashun rundown for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWxJG6CS34

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>>74590390
Honestly the sport is good enough that even in the worst cases of either of those being true ( which for the most part they aren't ) you'd tolerate it anyway.
I believe the expression goes rugby is a thug's sport played by gentlemen, football is a gentlemen's sport played by thugs.
There is an unspoken honesty and respect embeded in rugby cultural that is strikingly absent from football.

>>74590390
Heres a good video to start you off lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoX_eMrLs4w

As for matches. Super Rugbys on and is a loads of fun, Six Nations and the Lions tour over summer

Hang around tomorrow Spainbro and we'll help you out, theres a few matches on

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>>74591216
>>74590390
Yeah the Ireland wales match tommorrow has the potential to be great. Hopefully wales will step up and play to their potential.

>>74590390
A good team to follow
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Barcelona_(Rugby)

>>74591087
Thanks, still learning about rugby here figured this is a good place to start.

Chiefs / Hurricanes a 50/50?

>>74591387
30/70

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>>74591387
100/0

If you're not Chiefing you're not trying

>>74591387
chiefs are at home but they looked beatable last week
i would say it a slight lean towards the chiefs since canes are unquantified so far

>>74591387
I'm a Hurricanes lad personally. I think we can take it. Aso on the wing has been causing a nucince of himself, our forwards are a touch unexperienced but looking fairly strong in general. We are looking promising but have a ways to go yet.

>we us ect

>>74591443
>>74591421
>>74591403
When i watched Hurricanes VS Rebels I was just shocked how fast Hurricanes seemed to be, I didnt watch the Chiefs/Blues game.

Seems like a good matchup then.

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>>74591764
Chefes x Azuis had two moments: before and after maori Pirlo's expulsion

>>74591764
Perenara has really impressed so far. That guy has upped his game consistently every year.

Having said that the Rebels and Sunwolves are wankstains

>>74590640
Aah yes the familiar cry of the chronic loser REFBALL REFBALL

>>74590879
So exposed he deleted the post kek

Looking forward to those cheating no-good chiefs getting BTFO by some REAL men tonight lads.

>>74591797
He's not maori. Pretty culturally insensitive for a hue 2bh.

>>74592023
Based kiwi janny deleting everything that offends him.

>>74592381
>culture

Drinking firewater and beating your fat wife isn't culture.

>>74592790
that's exactly why australia has no culture

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>>74592878
>Australia has no culture
Um, think again sweetie

Reminder to take your CoQ10 daily lads.

>>74593293
Like ur mum gets 10 CoQs on the daily m8

>>74593361
sounds like a dangerous overdose

>>74592790
there's nothing wrong with either of those though

>>74593293
What placebos do you other lads take?

>>74591216
>californication

The state of NZ compilations

>>74591216
>NZ 36 - 0 IRL
kek

>>74593048
wonder what their knickers look like desu

Looking forward to the Cheats getting exposed tonight lads.

>>74594686
Crusaders are tomorrow m8

>>74594852
He meant the Warriors will expose the Storm but he has the wrong thread.

>>74594877
>>74594852
He wasn't reffering to Ireland finally toppling the menace that is wales + wayne barnes?

Is it worth getting into NRL?

>>74594852
>>74594877
>>74594929
he means the farce will win you idiots

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>>74594949

And by the Cheats I mean the Chiefs of course.
Should've said the Chiets.

reminder the chiefs get penalised more than any other team

>>74594989
The cheetahs aren't cheats mate, there a good honest team.

>>74594989
>>74595020
The Chiefs have the most mana of any rugby team in the world.

Your comments are wrong, and quite frankly, very racist.

>>74595139
You're really boring get a new gimmick

>>74595184
>supporting your team is a gimmick
t. bandwagon potatotard

>>74595139
>and quite frankly, very racist

Check jew out

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>>74595549
>engaging him

>>74595253
never change shitspouter.

*gimmicks*

>>74595753
Trip on polesmoker.

http://www.therock.net.nz/home/shows/the-morning-rumble/2017/03/rumble-prank-call-beauden-barrett---brodie-retallick.html

>>74595903
Nice try.
I'd much rather read his drivel than anything you post you fucking boofhead.

>>74596037
Trip on shitspouter.

>>74596077
>so fresh he can't spot a shitspouter post

>>74596129
Trip on cockchoker.

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Really activates my almonds

>>74596448
>using filters
sniveling coward

Either the Chiefs win a close or the Horrorcanes blow them out

>>74596835
This post is missing a word.

Only 1.5 hours left for you babbymen to talk shit about the chiefs, and then you go back into hiding.

Give me the best you've got, while you still can

>>74596946
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Chiefs > Blues > Crusaders > Hurricanes > Highlanders

>>74597075

Blues = Highlanders > Hurricanes > Chiefs = POOsaders

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>>74597075
>>74597093
>Blues

>>74596448
mate, how can you be THIS shook by shitspouter?

*gimmicks again*

>this terrible weather
kek

Chiefs to DOMINATE with their superior pack

the pooject getting redpilled lads

>>74597631
You mean brownpilled?

Poached eggs on avocado tonight lads.

Might even indulge in some salt and balsamic on top

Absolute shutter of a night lads, it'll be won in the forwards and with the boot. Chiets by 8 2bh.

>>74597704
Nah mate. You mash avocado with some lemon juice then spread it on toast, then you top it with fried eggs, or poached, season with salt and pepper then pour some hot saucr over top. Original Tobasco or Crystal Hot Sauce works best. Sliced tomato between the avocado and eggs works well, but if you use tomato it's best to put the hot sauce on the tomato.

>Current year
>Having a name and tripcode on an anonymous Mongolian Yak farming forum

>>74597743
It's an NZ derby game not a 6 Nations game.

>>74597789
I'm currently cutting back my bread intake, particularly for dinner so no toast.

Hot sauce is a good idea, I'll whip out the kaitaia fire

Sky tv keeps shitting itself lads.
Fucking atmospheric conditions lads.

>>74597824
Kaitia Fire is shit sauce bro. Too much vinegar. Just get some
Ploughmans wholemeal and grains, shit is elite.

A really pity J Lowe is fucking off to Ireland. He could've been great. 2 years until the RWC and he's counting himself out.

>>74597840
>Paying for SKY

excited desu even with the yuro conditions

Sausages for dindins again lads

*performs haka*

>>74597863
>being a poor cunt

Anyone have a stream? Sky Go's not working for me tttt

Please don't fuck my pick up canes

>>74597864
Based expat, how's the London pub job going m8?

>>74597889
604808b375f9b9a556c20ee2dabac75ec007c741

>>74597889
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/chiefs-vs-hurricanes-live-streaming

>>74597801
It's pouring down mate. Neither team will be able to run and pass as freely as they usually do

>>74597859
Steve Hansen is a casual.
Todd > Savea
Luatua > Taufua > A.Whitelock > Messam > Squire
Peranara > Smith
ALB > Crotty > Moala > Ioane > Fagitoa

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>>74597893
*promises nothing*

>>74597880
>Watching rugby in HD for free

>>74597904
I agree with a lot of this but you didn't weigh in on Lowe.

>>74597900
They'll find a way lad. It's how we play.

>>74597897
Acestream?
>>74597899
Quality's nothing special, but it'll do. Cheers mate

>>74597914
>watching rugby hunched over your laptop in your mum's sleepouts

>>74597932
>Acestream?
Correct

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*concedes a penalty*

*gets injured*

Nice "party" faggots
I got all lubed up for nothing? Even /cric/ is better than this pit of depression.

Phoneposting in front of the telly is elite

Based BEAVER

It's over. Just hand the trophy to the Chiefs now.

B E A V E R
E
A
V
E
R

BEAVER

HAHA!

TIME FOR BEAVER!

>>74597949
Have to agree. Add pong rain on tin roof.

>ex all black
Sad!

>>74597947
Fuck off.
Don't come back.

>>74597967
Not raining in chch yet, supposed to piss down from Saturday through Wednesday though

>barrett
JUST

>>74597978
Hosing down in Auckland. And Hamilton apparently.

>>74597923
Oh well he deserved a shot before Do Me In. He's been due and end of year tour for the last 2 years. Hansen is a hypocrite and a fan boy. Keeping a fat unfit, out of form coconut cunt on the left wing when he was even dropped by his franchise because of his shit for and fitness. He gives some guys plenty of chances and some guys fuck all.
He said he wouldn't take players who weren't committed to NZ rugby to the world cup. So he dropped Piutau who was almost deserving of a starting XV position and took Broken Leg Holo instead. Colin Slade had also signed an overseas contract yet Hansen took him. I mean shit he still picks Romano.
Retallick > Whitelock > Bird > Tuipulotu

>>74597992
Fucking glorious in Wellington

>>74597992
Summer was pretty shit as well, hopefully we get at least one or two snow days this winter to compensate

>>74597976
I was told there was going to be a party and I was invited.

Quite rude to be desu

Lads I want to break up with the missus, get my own place, hit the gym and start fucking young women again. Wat do.

Avo man and LFWRLABM having a scrap in back play

literally bucketing down

>>74598026
B3K

>>74597936
I'm watching rugby in the lounge. Never heard of an HDMI cable you scrub?

>>74598026
start acting like this guy
>>74598030
and youll pull all the grills

>>74598026
you dont call her a missus if you arent married mate

>>74598015
When i lived in Toronto, I'd go to bed, not realizing it was gonna snow overnight wake up with 3 foot on the ground. Fucking lush.

>>74598026
1. Break up with your missus
2. Get your own place
3. Hit the gym
4. Talk to women that you are attracted to

>that shot of Brodie in the rain
kino

>>74598052
That's what I'm thinking.
There's this Chinese girl with long legs that's gagging for it.
I miss my radical bachelor days.
Domesticity is incredibly unsatisfying.

>>74598060
>>>/tv/

>>74598006
I can understand Hansen keeping Savea, his sheer size and weight is useful as a blunt instrument if nothing else, plus he barely gets injured so he's a safer bet.

Agree with you about the locks though, Bird deserves consideration for a spot

>>74598038
>plugs shitty laptop into shitty tv with shitty cable
>calls others "scrub"

>>74598049
gr8 city choice

Get fucked cheating cunts

>>74598072
More like >>>/hm/

>>74598088
It's a shithole lol

kek
winning another game with cards

BEST SAVEA OFF

>>74598094
That was aimed at Ardie, not B3K btw

>>74598081
Savea should have stayed in the squad but he should not have been in the 23.

>>74598097
ya it is expensive shithole

>Chiets

>>74597904

An absolute pleasure to rate this post as the best I've ever rated

>>74598086
HD laptop and an HD TV. The fuck year do you think this is homeslice?

>>74598114
But I enjoyed it. Used to go to jays and raptor games and get coke for $50/g. Good days.

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IT BEGINS

perenara salty as fuck lads

AVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy boys theres some tension in this match eh?

love it

>>74598127

Based!

>>74598036

B3k is committed to his missus and the life they've built together, after they met at uni during postgrad. He would never throw this sort of relationship away this easily.

>>74598118
Thanks brohymn.

TRY!

RETALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

Got to see a bit of avo mans bum

>>74598143
thicc

>>74598122
One word, framerate.
BOOMFA
Anyway, I don't really care if you stream rugby, why do you care if I have Sky?

>>That cheeky Leitch headpat on Perenara

>>74598136
>post-grad
B3K LITERALLY swabs the deck of cargo ships

>Do Me In phasing out the smile

Not a bad option desu lad.

Fuck memekenzie is qt

>>74598020
yeah this party is rubbish

just a bunch of sheep shaggers

If thats a pen he should have pinged the Canes about 50 times by now

Dont like this ref lads

>>74598137

I would like to rate your thoughts on Charles Piutau returning to the All Blacks fold before the World Cup.

>>74598136
t. that one loser who literally tried to namefag as b3k
Sickening 2bh.

>>74598170
your mum shoulda had an Aborion

>>74598152
I don't. I just hate SKY. They're ripoff cunts and have a faulty service and the fact they own the rights to all the good sports means reasonable priced services are out of the question. I would buy a pass to rugbypass but it isn't available in NZ because SKY has the rights. It's ok though, I'm streaming rugbypass. I also hate the rugby channel. They own it yet never play live All Black games.

>>74598170
Get the fuck out namefaggot before I cave your face in. Your type aren't welcome here.

>>74598182

t.Freshcunt

>>74598020
There is a party, but i assure you, you're not invited.

KEK

Hurrishits are so filthy

>>74598183
she did

>>74598192
sorry i didn't mean to offend you

had no idea you preferred goats over sheep

>big dumb islanders still shoulder charge