EL CUCUY EDITION /heem/

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Schaub is God

tiramisu desu

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>>74544364

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News:

Tyron Woodley is the welterweight GOAT

aschaublaam alaikum my brothers

may schaub bless you

Who is your boy, /heem/?

For me, it's Mickey Gall

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Econoreem is the P4P smartest fighter of all time

Reem bless

>>74544428
Cyborg

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This get is dedicated to /heem/'s eternal boy

>>74544396
Sexist pig desu

>>74544433
>tfw too intelligent to get KOd by Hunt

>>74544444

>>74544420
lol

>>74544366
hey how was your "morning drive", did you get a lot of work done today? ;^)

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>tfw the kalabeeb meme is over

Fighting is like stock market i always say

>>74544468

Lol

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>>74544420
[Quacking intensifies]

>>74544420
He revolutionized WW game with his new strategy Stand by the Fence and Pray

He finna tryna make this nigga submit, I see the setup finna happen cuz.

i had fs1 on
ads every commercial break for the UFC this week
wtf is with colin cowherd doing 30 sponsor reads during his fucking show AND having commercials?
>SEATGEEK.COM

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>>74544478

6(six) knockdowns

>>74544476
why did he duck anderson silva?

>>74544487
20 minutes of timidity

>>74544504
>0/6 scorecards

>>74544504

Timidity gets you 6 knockdowns huh?

is woodley the best person to come out of ferguson? he has 12 brothers and sisters and grew up in that shit hole.

>>74544479
I would pay $60 for PPV if it came with a snoop dogg commentary option.

>>74544479
he beatin you up like theres 3 niggas on you

>>74544530
Ferguson was never pregnant

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>>74544551

>>74544520
He could attack in the first round instead of standing around like a jackass for almost 5 rounds is all I'm saying. Thompson was never really a threat to him, Tyrone needs to get rid of his mental blockade if he wants to be a superstar

>>74544564
>Tyrone

>>74544530
>Have 13 kids
>Name one kid "Tyron Lanket"
I want to see all his siblings names, I bet they are also hilarious

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obligatory webm

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>>74544468
Thanks for worrying about me bro. I appreciate your concern.

>>74544564
>habeeb playing games with him put his nuts in his face

So that he can get KO'd early like Big Pigg then you can celebrate about it huh?

>>74544575
>Lanket

>>74544585

You are the biggest loser on /heem/ cuz.

>>74544592
Dude, Thompson didn't land anything hard in 10 rounds, he wasn't getting KO no matter what

>destroyed FW
>redeemed loss
>embarrassed two champions
>Khabib's career is ruined because he insulted him

Is Conor God?

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>>74544609

He would have KO'd him if Tyron played into his game like Big Pigg and Ellenberger did. Luckily Tyron is a smarter fighter than those two, something he never got credit for from h8ers like you.

>>74544564
It's not a mental blockade, he's standing against the fence and stalling to conserve his stamina.

Thompson also has that points karate philosophy of refusing to ever initiate, so it's really just a shit styles matchup. Fucking idiots should have given Maia his shot, they'd've gotten a better main event by doing the right thing for once.

>>74544433
I think he would get destroyed be Ngannou unfortunately. He was getting rocked by Hunt as it was, and Ngannou managed to KD Arlovski not even going 100%

>>74544616
Schaub is God.

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>>74544632

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>>74544616

>Destroyed FW

If you mean he beat Mendes on 2 weeks notice and KO'd Aldo in 13 secs (Not a fluke, but it wouldn't happen again), and didn't stay long enough to run Holloway again ; sure.

> Redeemed Loss

Nah, his head broke the record for overall strikes.

>Embarrassed two champions

This is true. Yet, he has not defended a single fucking belt once.

>Khabibs career is ruined

I wouldn't go that far considering he doesn't have a single blemish on his record other then not knowing how the fuck to cut weight and being a retarded sand nigger.

>>74544626

>NGannou beating Reem

I wouldn't bet a penny on that. Reem has the tools to win everywhere, Ngannou has one way and its standing ; in which Alistair beats him in every way including power.

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>>74544646

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>>74544662

>Grassos face

Damn I want to shove my dick in her mexican mouth

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>>74544662
>Schaub got brutally KO'd several times
>Alexa loses one fight 29-28
how is this even an insult?

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>>74544691
Grasso was -400 favorite

>>74544658
How is Ngannou's cardio and clinch/ground game?

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Could you beat redditors in a fight?

>>74544703

He has good cardio and Reem isn't gonna threaten him with a takedown.

Listen, I like Reem and I picked him to beat Hunt, but he was getting tagged up by Mark Hunt, before he got the KO he'd started running away. Ngannou gets one crack at that glass chin and it's over.

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>>74544703

If you're trying to imply that he can hang in the clinch with reem you're fucking crazy. And Reem will take him down if he decides to.

>>74544703
cardio is above average for a heavyweight. N/A for clinch.

reem got rocked by a point blank elbow when he had hunt against the cage, ngannous apehooks ko him in the first.

>>74544722
>>74544722

>Reem got tagged by mark hunt

Re-watch the fight anon. He fucking raped Hunt everywhere the fight went. Sure he got hit a couple of times ; that happens in any fight, but he never got close to being hurt.

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>>74544699
hmmm rly makes you think ;^)

>>74544757

For suureee Brandon had him hurt with that spinning back elbow my guy.

>>74544751

Hunt was still piecing him up farm.

>>74544751
>never got close to being hurt
but thats just flat out false anon

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>>74544785

By landing face first on his face, sure anon.

>>74544787

I'll rewatch it and see, Reem always looks hurt from shit so you might be right but I don't remember him getting seriously hurt after I watched it twice.

>>74544785
No he wasn't. Reem did remarkably well. Hunt landed on him sure and he has heavy enough hands to do damage even with those, but Reem was heavily in control of that fight.
It was a masterful performance honestly. Good gameplan, even better execution. A TKO over Hunt is no small feat

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Are you still dangerous /heem/?

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>I'm very glad you won that fight, Michael
>But uhh, I'm not impressed by your performance and I look forward to fight you in the near future

/heem/ is so much better with spergOP.

>>74544856
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>>74544856

>>74544833

It was 1-1 going into round 3 pal. Before reem got the clinch, Hunt had elbowed him and tagged him with a straight right that made him blatantly run away and the crowd reacted.

I picked reem to win and I agree he fought really smart but that glass chin is still a factor.

>>74544722
>Fighter X gets one crack at that glass chin and it's over.
Where have I heard this before. Ngannou is raw, unproven, and inexperienced, no way in hell am I picking him over any of the top guys before he beats a real opponent.

>>74544870
t.spergOP

Reminder that Overeem heem'd Hunt with Food poisoning. He had a yuge gut and we found out why

>>74544882
I meant to say WITHOUT.

>>74544880
>Ngannou is raw, unproven, and inexperienced
Now where have I heard this before?

Oh right, before the Arlovski fight lmao.

How do you think top guys become top guys anyway? Especially in HW where anyone could knock everyone out?

>>74544707
I could take both those lardos at the same time.

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>he will never make it to the NFL
>he will never make it on TUF
>yeah but he won't make the finals
>he for sure won't get a UFC contract though
>no way he cracks the top ten
>t shirt mogul? Sneaker experct? Fat chance!
>millions of podcast downloads a month? Not in this lifetime buddeh
>yeah but he will never make it solo as a comedian!
Must be tough being a h8r

>>74544873
Getting tagged doesn't mean he was getting pieced up though. I know the strike that looked like it rocked Reem, but it in no way has bearing on what happened during the rest of the fight.

I also had the first two rounds for Reem 2bh

>>74544841
*mumbling intensifies*

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>>74544880
>he didnt watch ngannou arlovski
darn 209'ers get off my lawn

>>74544504
Fuck off Tyron's a good boy, he dindu nuffin

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>>74544939
>this is what dindu nuffin looks like

Damn you're mad still

>>74544923
>>he will never make it to the NFL
He didn't make it to the NFL. :/

>>74544923
>>no way he cracks the top ten

I actually like Schaub but did he ever get ranked in the top ten? I don't even remember him being ranked at all tbqh

>>74544953
>>74544957
Clean your fingers.

>>74544923
>>he will never make it to the NFL

He literally didn't though lol

>>74544903
Nobody in their right mind picked Arlovski to win that fight, his punch resistance left him some time ago. Ngannou still hasn't been matched with anybody remotely competitive and there's no reason to think he can hang with a guy like Reem.

>>74544962
I like Big Brown ya goof I was just asking a legit question. I didn't get deep into MMA until a little bit after he retired so I don't remember the rankings

>>74544952
It was a crap fight, two draws in a row Tyrone should have finished him

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>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>did I tell you DC pulled out last december
>did I
>so did Fedor
>scott is trying to build up some shit
>they still let past their primes old men with lame ass records headline bullshit cards
>phils davis lost to rashad
>in 2012
>gustaffson got submited by davis
>in dubai
>jones unsuccesfuly defended the belt against gus, therefore
>phils davis confirmed for 2017 marketing superproject
>but this was a greentext about rumble
>who beat davis
>the current state of the city of American Kickboxing Academy
>
>
>guys, for the record
>for the record
>1 month
>rip the chris

>>74544975
>Nobody in their right mind picked Arlovski to win that fight

I think you'd be surprised. I'd say about 40% of /heem/ picked Arlovski and I had this exact same debate with them about "muh inexperience" nigga it's heavyweight....all you need to do is punch hard and have marginally better technique than your opponent.

>>74544923
I hear Bathhouse Brendan gives great head

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>>74544991
>Tyrone
>e

Was WeidmanOP around when Yoel deleted his chin?

>>74544975
ngannou isnt fighting someone from the top 10 unless travis wants to get back in there

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>>74544999
You know, actual Spaniard poster, for a goof, you have god-tier taste in women.

Kudos, you dork.

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>>74544999
>>guys, for the record
>>for the record

>>74545038
>ngannou isnt fighting someone from the top 10

He already fought Arlovski and destroyed him in 1 round.

>>74544972
Fake news. H8rs are desperate. Sad!

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>Literally obsessed with me

Hey adan, any tips on getting rid of personal spergs?

>>74545049
Im talking about his next fight. dana said it was done deal but didn't say who it was

>>74545021
God damn, Trayvon Woodley is an ugly motherfucker

>>74545071
I think you should be more concerned with improving your overrated ground game

>>74545071
>jacaroid loser
he looks soft like he got usada'd! sad!

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>>74545080

will you ever stop being mad lad? I was mad when Condit lost last year but not as mad as you are right now.

Do you find you spend more or less time than you would like thinking about Brendan Sc#aub?

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>Spain right as always

What did the entirety of /heem/ mean by this, lads? What did they mean when they said that I was always right?

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>>74545087
>overrated
>subbed Mousasi easily

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>>74545095
Nope.

>>74545111
What's wrong with you?

>>74545042

look again at her

i mean

come on

she doesn't even have to ask at all

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>>74545013
It's more than just the luckswing division. Roy Nelson ain't winning the title anytime soon.

>>74545038
See pic related.
>The absolute state of the heavyweight division

>>74545196
fucking stacked desu

>>74544433
https://youtu.be/s3FHNzFU7-o
Obligatory

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>Made him get a name way after I dropped mine cause I'm his hero and biological father.
>Made him obsess over me even when I'm not posting about the goat MW
>Still so shook by me cause I exposed him as the depressed loser he is
>Still trying to get my attention
>Will never live it down for the rest of his life
>Literally bullied into submission from anonymous posts on a chinese imagboard

Very sad. I'll keep watching from the shadows my manlet bandwagoner norwegian refugee friend. Go ahead and respond ya loser, I know you can't resist but I'm onto bigger and better things.

Understand and respect what you're seeing here cause you'll do nothing.

>>74545092
Tyrone is good, but he needs to stop quivering on the cage like a little faggot. He needs real competition like Mickey Gall, Pfister or Mike Perry before you can call him the GOAT

>>74545038
>>74545196
90% sure they're giving Frank Rothwell.

>>74545243
Are you going to kill yourself after Jacare gets KO'd by Bobby Knuckles?

Reminder that h8rs are passionless low test beta with no direction in their lives.

>>74545267
For sure I respect Whittaker's boxing, but he's getting subbed in the 2nd round just like all those other bums.

As a successful h8r, I live a full and (you) rich life.
People worshipping other men like little sissies give me all their (you)s and fantasize about other men fucking their wives, I think they should all be culled.

>>74544597
heem wobly

>>74544597
>60 lbs advantage

>>74544597
Fucking nutter just took a heavyweight fight for the bants

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>>74545267
That'd be an interesting one. JDS just exposed his whole style so I imagine he'll come out with a different look in his next fight.

https://youtu.be/QWu_BWau1Z8
https://youtu.be/bFdxAPAIqcw

Like him or love him, you have to RESPECT him

>>74545413
tbf anthony hamilton is trash

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>Seething because I, his DADDY, didn't give him attention
>Wall of text
Lol, didn't read.

>>74545432
Saddens me he became such a shitty champion. My hype was through the roof when he KTFO Stonegrab, then he goes on to fight a 96 year old and a WW who hasn't fought in 4 years.

What the fuck, Bisbong.

Watching this and if make you wonder what happened to the division?

https://youtu.be/JB0D6NEqMWo

Used to be filled with young talent

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>Images saved up on his hard-drive dedicated to me

>>74545472
Was he supposed do decline those match ups ? You don't believe ha actually has a say who is he going to fight, do you ?

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>p-please buy the ppv
>*stands against the cage doing nothing*

cool Tyrone!

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Just get over it already lmao.

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>When left hand larry comes to visit

>posting pictures from the first fight

cool!!

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>>74545520
Of course he does, people turn down fights all the time, what are you on about?

Tyron didn't have a say because Dana desperately wants the belt off him (which is fine by me), but how do you justify not fighting Roidmero? Not only that, but fighting a Welterweight who hasn't fought in 4 years?

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>>74545532
*Does nothing except land a takedown and a knockdown as well as connecting on more significant strikes despite throwing less*

>m-muh octagon control

>>74545624

I'd post pictures/webms from the 2nd fight too if you weren't too butthurt to make them lmao

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>>74545624
post a pic of thompson doing ANY damage to woodely in either of the fights. ill wait...

>>74545626
You can turn down a fight that is proposed to you, you can't ask for one they don't want to give, it's a difference

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>>74545796
How on Earth would you possibly know that's how it works?

Are you just shitposting?

Why I oughta

>log into my heem.com account
>see dorks STILL chasing pussy
>log out

This manlet norwegian refugee will never hop off my nuts.

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what did he mean by this?

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>tfw you have the highest stock on heem

>>74545954

Racist!

>>74545873
Are you shitposting ? You believe that Bisping can call Dana and say "Fuck Yoel Romero give me something easier" and Dana has to indulge that request ? Fighter's only right in regards to matchmaking is refusing to sign the contract becuase this isn't slavery and you can't force peoople to fight, but they aren't matchmakers and they don't get to make demands in that regards

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>Projecting dork permavirgin physical and mental manlet Brazilian
Beg me.

>>74545989
Wrong.

Cringing at this entirely thread

I live in this sperg's mind rent-free.

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>>74546033
Mad cuz ur boys a fan?

>>74546087
Me on the left

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>>74546128
Me in the middle

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>self-inserting onto manlets.

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>p-please buy the ppv, how am I going to feed my siblings
>Shitavious
>Sha'Nay Nay
>Levondia
>La'Kisha
>Reginald
>DeAndre
>Qua'sean
>La'Trice
>Mac DeMarco
>Lil Pooch
>Gary
>Obamaniqua
>Ja'Cormier

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>>74545989
Leave de stock mar-kett to me

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>>74546009
Yeah, I believe that's why he got the Hendo fight.
A) Because it was easier.
B) Because it'd sell better.

Or do you think fighters have no negotiating power at all? They can negotiate money months to an end but an opponent is such an outlandish thing to negotiate? Nigga please.

Again, how do you justify, from a sports' perspective, that the Middleweight champion of the world fights a Welterweight who hasn't fought in four years when he has 3 great fighters and a really mediocre one (but that would still possibly strip him of his belt) at his doorstep?


>Begging
Kek.

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I don't this Canadian monkey will ever get over it.

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>Wall of text

So you guys just use """"mma discussion"""" as a thinly veiled cover for your impotent rage you don't have an outlet for in the real world?

>>74546307
What?

>>74546307
I actually train in MMA and am a police officer

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>>74546169
>Wondercuck getting outstruck two fights in a row by a wrestler 5 inches shorter than him

Sad!

>>74546343

Wonderboi won the popular vote lad.

Woodley is #notmychampion.

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>>74546307
Some, like the ones I already murked, whopped and slept out of this world and are on an autistic, months long obsession with me, fit your description.

But there are some decent people here who lead a proper life. I trane, there's Wrestlingbrah, there's...that one guy who makes webms. I think that's about it.

post reem koing hunt but the one where u see him faceplant

>>74546376
Sorry only fighters who make weight allowed

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>>74546435
Ah, and there's Serbro aswell.

Keep this place free of autism until I come back, I have to hit the gym RIGHT NOW!

Wish me cpeћa.

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I am glad heem got on the No Love train BEFORE he ended the snooze meme. Dilly is next.

https://youtu.be/qDbRlcleAO0

>>74544420
Mickey Gall is gonna take the belt from tyron

>>74546537
Cruz 1,2,3,4,5

Rent-free

>>74544470
Before it even reached fruition

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>>74546554
Feed Tyron to me

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>>74546169

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>>74546554
>n-n-n-ext time

>>74546411
When's Gall's next fight?
I wanna see him grow into something big having seen him from the very bottom.

>>74546485
нeк ти ca cpeћoм бpaтe дa cи ми жив и здpaв јoш 100 гoдинa

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>>74546639
>I wanna see him grow into something big having seen him from the very bottom.

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Going to the gym is slang for turning tricks at the local gas station.

>>74546687
how does Springsperg explain this homosexual interaction?

>>74546687
>Oral Springs

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>>74546778
Schaub is the epitome of heterosexuality. Being gay is so absurd to him that he can comfortably joke about it. He would even suck a dick for a goof. That is how straight he is.

>>74546778
He is gay himself so he tolerates it.

>>74546824

You are the biggest loser on this forum.

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>>74546842
Then why do I get so many upvotes?

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>>74546537
>[Embedded][Embedded][Embedded][Embedded][Embedded][Embedded]

who /hype/

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>>74546884
>>74546824

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>>74546922

>>74546884

You don't. You're just a loser.

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Who should Lewis fight next maybe Hunt or Cain?

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>>74546935
>imposter
I'm not springsbro or pretending to be if that is what you're implying.

>>74544658
GOOF

>>74546955
some combination of Reem/Cain/Ngannou/Lewis needs to happen except for Ngannou/Lewis

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who here miss the real OP?

>>74544428
yair rodriguez

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>>74547042
Im the OP now

>>74547042
No one.

>>74547042
SpergOP got banned, bless his little heart

>>74544428
For me, it's Phil De Fries

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>>74546376
You are wrong...BOY
fucking pleb

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>>74547039
What's wrong with Ngannou-Lewis? I like that fight.

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NEWSBEDDED

>>74547292
I "like" it too but I think we can all agree it would be better to have the 2 upcoming contenders fight other dudes, at least for the time being

>>74547313
Think Alvarez wins but isn't that crazy? Former Lightweight Champ and his next scheduled fight is someone who's not really at the top level

>>74547313
Spice. That card looking stacked

>>74547357
I don't see what difference it makes, both of those guys are a long way from being serious title contenders. The division is thin and needs an influx of new talent, portioning the matchups won't go far.

>>74547565
Poirier is top 10 material

>>74547591
>both of those guys are a long way from being serious title contenders
What does this even mean? If you're in the top 10 at HW then you're a serious contender.

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>>74547591
>a long way from being serious title contenders.
Wrong! they are both close, especially with guys like Cain never fighting. Dana knows Ngannou is a future champ

>>74547565
Poirier's fought two current champions

>>74547313
>Eddie ducking my low-key boy Chiesa

>>74547627
>>74547714
Top 10 sure, I don't think he's shit or anything. But I don't think he's in that elite calibre of guys fighting at the top level. I think it's actually a somewhat favourable matchup for Alvarez, even if its by boring wrestlefucking like he did to Pettis

>>74545071
>Hey adan, any tips on getting rid of personal spergs?
oh for sure kill em with kindness my man 100%

>post a picture of Schaub
A few people get upset.
>Post a picture of Jacare
Everyone's loses their damn minds!

>>74547660
It means they're not ready, a fight between either of them and someone like Miocic or Reem would be a mismatch at this point. Might as well throw 'em in against each other in a good match so they can get better.

Being in the top 10 means very little because the division is thin and the rankings are arbitrary. Travis Browne is ranked #10.

>>74548056
Ngannou unironically KO's the Reem

>>74548125
>thinking you can beat Econoreem

Stipe is #NotMyChampion

>>74548125
This. Ngannou beats everyone at heavyweight except maybe Cain.

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What is the MMA equivalent of this?

>>74548377
Elkins vs Bektic

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Is it possible that Aldo losing to Conor was the best thing that could've happened to his career?

>>74548466
No. Aldo is forever a paper champion.

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>>74548377
Robbery Lawler

>>74548377

Cheick vs Pat

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>>74548377

>>74548282
What altitude is Cain at?

According to my UFC iPhone calendar there is a fight night on June 17th, a week after the Auckland event

Really makes you think

Does Tyron have the most underrated striking in MMA?

>>74548377
Woodley vs Thompson II

Jon Jones, you're a bitch
*drops mic*

>>74549016
>le ape conor man

Michael Bisping, you're a drunk!

*drops mic*

>>74548377
all of my great grandparents lived in massachusetts, it feels good to be a TRUE patriot

Stipe Miocic, you're greedy
*drops title*

>>74548888
I like Woodley as a fighter.

I just hate the fact that he keeps asking for money fights when he's not even on that same level in popularity.

>>74548377

It happened saturday.

>>74549072
>tfw get to be a genuine Celtics fan but still zero (0) percent Irish
feelsgoodman

the best football and basketball teams of all time objectively

*portions steak*

You bitches, my weight is great!
*drops tiramisu in mouth*

Will Khabib an hero soon?

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Now Heemstreaming: UFC 207

Alvarez vs. Dustin WGAS?
who wins though?

where the fuck is Chiesa? Is he ever coming back?

>>74549419
Rumor mill said 5 rounder with MJ

>>74549419

No one to fight.

>>74549351
battle of the deleted chins

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joanne bawwwlderwood is headlining against angela hill in scotland lol

Al Iaquinta vs Diego Sanchez

Can't wait for this one bros. Al is going to be champion one day.

>>74549433
are you memeing? Dana wants to give them a main event? I'd watch it desu

>>74549419
He was on this weird live stream studio thingy at 209 with Forrest, Mighty Mouse and Nogueira
https://youtu.be/nbWK_o5K4Q8?t=340

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*Quacks in Russian*

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>>74549851
*Quacks in Avar*

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is this the best power couple in MMA?

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>>74549946

>>74549946
joe and megan

>>74549990
megan's not a fighter
she can't even handle internet banter

joe's "i used to fuck guys like you in high school" line was good

>>74549990
pat and rose

jk they both suck

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>>74549946

>>74549946

Bryan and Miesha :3

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>>74545242
Awesome.

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>>74549946
Cormier and Jones

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>>74549946
not even close

>>74549946
Holly Holm and Jon Jones

>>74550261
I bet you're white.

>>74549946
Conor and Artem

>>74550302
You bet wrong

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Go get us a drink, Jeff.

>>74550495
Me on the right

im gonna make a heem event calendar. what should i include?

>>74550138
When Tecia was on TUF did everyone know she was a dyke? I can't remember

>>74550687
she had a boyfriend

This is why he is OUR boy

https://twitter.com/Cody_Nolove/status/839246858140561409

Dillasnooze btfo

>>74550674
Consider a life

>Cody doesn't understand he's not suppose to lose to this guy

Was this a mistake? I think he meant beat this guy

>>74545267
isnt rothwell booked against werdum?

>>74550832
im at work with no projects coming in so i gotta do somehting

>>74544707
I genuinely believe most channers would leave a redditor In a bloody heap 90% of the time due to sheer pent up rage and autismal strength.

>>74550674
JUST

Cody vs Silly Dilly = split decision

Where is predictionbro?

>>74550794
>dick riding mcgregor so hard
sad!

>>74550968
Silly by killy

>>74550968
TJ with anaconda choke

https://youtu.be/KAyljCvoQ10

Why was Nick being a cunt at the start?

who is the most likeable champ?

>>74551045
stipe

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invicta has a pretty spicy promo poster

>>74551045
The Notorious

>>74544428
He's so fine

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>>74551045
there is no such thing as a likeable champ here because these insufferable faggots are contrarians and hate on any fighter that gets successful after they go beyond their meme shelf life

>>74551045
my diary desu

>>74551095
He blows my mind

Perry and Vannata have been exposed, which meme fighter is next?

>>74551014
Our boy punked that Irish manlet too ya dork
https://youtu.be/pVwXnXyB1Rw

>>74551134
Micky gall