/heem/: khabib edition

Brendan Schaub is literally, unironically and objectively God's God.

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Schaub is God

Woodley bless

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>>74523573
meant to use this webm
oh well

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This shouldnt be fucking allowed. I'd be surprised if tyron is suspensed more than a month.

if maia loses Im going to rage online so hard

>>74523594

Tyron would heem Maia desu

10th for fuck stevia thompson

>>74523594
honesttly i see this as a lose lose for Maia even if he wins, i can see him going through a war and acrweing a huge amount of damage that will make his age catch up to him, even if he gets to Woodley is going to be way old and out of his second wind prime

>>74523594
Masvidal is my boy but he will lose here

I wouldn't mind Nick fighting Tyrone

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>i still believe in bellator afterall

>>74523655
who is this cum caboose

>>74523654
> I wouldn't mind Nick fighting Tyrone
If they book it quickly, yeah. But Nick will take forever with negotiations complaining about pay.

>>74523654
pls no

>le haven't won a fight in over 5 years man
>that win was a decision over BJ Penn

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>tyrone won 3 rounds

>>74523643
me too but he deserves a shot regardless

>>74523654
>tyron vs nick
if they time it so maia doesnt wait too long

>>74523687
>thompson did anything the whole fight

>>74523693
I think nick can def win a 5 round fight with woodley

Who /EBI/ here? Its on in 2 hours

Dan Kelly is coming for that belt.

>>74523687
>tyrone
grow up

>>74523705
tyron would wrestlefuck and gnp him desu

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>>74523709
>I watch BJJ

18:30
https://youtu.be/nbWK_o5K4Q8

forrest is right

>>74523737
Cool people with cool hats and coats watch BJJ?

>>74523751
yes, it was a compliment

*tips trilby*

>>74523751
learn your memes newfag he just called youa autistic, that is a beta cuck SJW pretty much you got rek

>>74523726
Or alternatively he would stand by the fence while Nick lied down leisurely in the middle of octagon

>>74523574
>>74523575
Funny how nobody denies it, huh?

Did the judges last night watch the fight on CNN?

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who here cant wait for joe rogan to retire from commentating ?

>>74523590
This should have been stopped long before grandpa stepped in.

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Did you lads see my ILWU brother chilling next to T-Ferg last night?

lads when is conor fightin

i need the hype

>>74523820
Did you watch it on Fox?

>>74523847
Never ever, he decided to retire young and thanked for all the cheese

>>74523856
I watched it at the library

>>74523877
how'd you score both fights?

woodley 10-8 1 and 5
wonderboy 235
47-46 woodley

woodley 3 and 10-8 5
wonderboy 124
47-47

The absolute state of that main event and the sport of mma in general

this is why we need conor vs nate 3 or conor vs tony

no more bullshit main events

>>74523919
Nothing is wrong with MMA you fucking racist whiteboi

>>74523919
Really feels like this is the lowest point in MMA and UFC have been at in recent memory.

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>>74523936

>>74523906

>people still trying to say rd 5 was a 10-8

"No"

anybody have a stream for ebi?

>>74523958
Not for another bong and thirty bings lad.

>>74523906
47-47
48-47 Thompson, maybe a draw but only because that round was more dominant than any other and there is no other way to reflect that in the scoring system. I don't think that round in itself is worth a 10-8 in any normal fight where they aren't just staring at each other.

its seems like after every PPV theres a new dumpster fire division, right now its WW. before that it was WFW, before that if was FW, etc etc

>>74523958
DOnt post this on Reddit
https://youtu.be/fEZb54Znf60

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>>74523936
>no more bullshit main event
say no more

>GSP vs Bisping
>Artem vs Cub
>Aldo vs Holloway
>?????

Is UFC a dead sport?

maia needs to fight masvidal, lawler, and wonderboy before he deserves a shot at the title 2bh

woodley should fight nick, then GSP, then conor once he comes back

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>>74524025
Corey Anderson is Naaaaasty

https://youtu.be/QDsi-_zIs1w
>Dana WHITE goes on a racist rant

>>74524068
>>>/asp/

>>74523655
DUDE POST MORE

>>74523820
haha I get it

>>74524018
>>74523965
Thanks mates

EBi is live with COMBAT JIU JITSU
https://youtu.be/fEZb54Znf60

>>74524068
After yesterday Woodley won't get ANY moneyfights, steady diet of number one contenders awaits him

>>74524162
why do you keep doing this? nobody likes them

>>74524214
I like them

>>74523573
fuck khaSHIT and fuck you

>>74523573
fuck khabib and fuck you!

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literally who gives a fuck about that abortion of a title fight, lets talk about what really matters. REEM on the hunt for what is rightfully his.

fuck khabib!

>>74524259
reem vs noganu
reem vs black beast

I don't see it any other way

I also agree, Wondermeme doesn't deserve any support anymore by no one's part, he end up being utter trash, a sissy coward weak white boi

he never was my guy

>>74524288
reem vs black beast

do it

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>>74523936
I came to the conclussion you're always right, based irish lad

Conor vs Ferguson is the fight to make right now

Noone wants to see Conor vs Nate 3 even though it could be spicy and a potential kebab fight will be too onesided,if he actually appears

>implying wwe wont have bisping vs gsp winner fight anderson

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Can't stop
Won't stop
Rubbing this in

>>74524358
anderson is under contract with the ufc so no, they won't

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>>74523936
>conor vs nate 3
>not bullshit

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>Say you're gonna throw more strikes in the rematch
>Become even more passive

>>74524377
#ANDNEW

>>74524368
he was talking about WME-IMG but good meme

You know what I was BUTTHURT when Condit lost but 1 year later I can understand why Lawler got the nod. You can't win a championship throwing leg kicks and jabs, Condit actually hurt Lawler, Wonderboy didn't do anything to phase Tyron for 10 rounds, so if Condit didn't deserve to win then moreso neither did Wonderboy.

Why do women have such short arms?

why has there been so many "robberies" at WW
>GSP/Hendricks
>Hendricks/Lawler
>Conduit/Lawler
>Tyrone/Wondermaymay

>>74524443
they don't. they tend to have longer limbs than a man of equal height. they have narrower shoulders.

>>74524162
is the event itself streaming?

>>74524455
its a weight class where jabfiends have to coexist with overhand right merchants

>>74524434
Pea-size Brain: Wonderboy Won
Walnut-size Brain: Woodley Won
Cantaloupe-size Brain: Neither Won
Watermelon-size: and both should be sent to purgatory (Bellator) and make Maia vs Masvidal be for the Real Title

>>74524455
If you actually think that absolute stinkfest last night was a robbery you are an utter fucking moron and are hopeless of being redeemed

>>74524455
>Conduit/Lawler
>Tyrone/Wondermaymay

>>74524456
Interesting. Women truly have the deepest lore.

>>74524481
h-hey rude boy, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>74524485
Ur mum has the deepest cunt

>>74524455

Only the first fight there was a robbery.

>>74524500
french kissed yours m8

stream for EBI tonite that is not firstrowsports?

>>74524515
kek

Have a (You)

So if I kick someone's legs 25 times in 1 round but then they knock me down in the last 10 seconds does that mean I still win the round?

>>74524508
Nothing compares to your dad's juicy manpussy

>>74524518
ufc.tv

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>>74520979
>>74521508
Wrestling coach did you see all the Round 2 WebM's Murica made last thread?

Here's R1 stuff, let me know if any of them are off

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>>74524522
thanks bro

Does UFC without Goobs even matter?

Anyone have a stream for EBI 11? About half an hour

@74524518
97526c272bde4cb005fc403ee333a918fbb0099b

FUCK KHABIB

>>74524525
If your kicks aren't as close to ending the fight as the one strike that knocks you down, why should you win the round?

>>74524562
AND FUCK MOUNTAIN PEOPLE

>>74524541
i did thank you and again appreciate you doing the other rounds

>>74524566

Cause I landed more strikes!

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>>74524541

>>74524572
no big, I enjoy your occasional breakdowns

>Tyron won round 2

>>74524566

for sure wonderboy was landing some nice teeps my guy

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heeminider

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I am kind of trying to pin point where the McGregor meme started.

I feel like his fights barely got any exposure until maybe the summer of 2015, cause beforehand all you fucking heard was HONDA HONDA HONDA, MUH SILVA

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>>74524599
Glove grab to uppercut

>>74524573
Impact matters more than volume.

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>>74524607

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>>74524600
>Wonderboy only won 2 rounds

>>74524609
the Conor meme was in full effect since the Brandao fight if not earlier

>>74524607
All me btw

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>>74524618
Dirty boxing and hits off the break

>>74524609
>Dana, 50gs baby!

>>74524642
how could it be all you if they were literally all me

Tyrone is actually only "3rd" champ, the list is as like this:
1. GSP (real champ never lost his belt)
2. Wondermaymay (beat Tyrone twice)
3. Tyrone (some black guy, whines a lot)

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GOAT

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>>74524647
open knee to dirty boxing Clinch battle

This is everything from Round 1, right?

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>No Cruz
>No Bisping
>No McGregor
>No Khabib
>No Jon Jones
>No Nate
>No Nick

Who should my favorite top 10 fighter be from what we have atm?

>>74524694
Artem "The Russian Hammer" Lobov

>>74524623
that's what she said

>>74524694

>That list

Casual

>Albert Tumenov's signed with some fucky russian promotion

I swear to christ if he doesn't come back and have a banger with Perry I will lose my shit all over this board.

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Round 3

>>74524691
foot sweep

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>Beat Lawler in 1 round
>Beat Stephen twice
>Beat Condit
>Beat Kim
>Beat Koscheck
>GSP ducking him

Is there any doubt that he's the best welterweight of all time?

>>74524694
>189er: the post

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>>74524716
foot sweep

>>74524723
it doesn't matter because literally everybody hates him lol

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49-1

>>74524609
It started with this interview.

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/conor-mcgregor-i-m-looking-to-go-down-as-the-greatest-of-all-time-060314

People then started calling him the GOAT as a meme all over the Internet, places like sherdog etc. Then he defeated Brandao and the "GOAT" meming went into overdrive. You'd have 10 threads on the front page of MMA forums meming about "McGOAT". Then after beating Poirier he went from a meme to an undeniable legit contender with rapidly rising casual fan support

>>74524740
literally everybody hates him

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>>74524694
Robbie Lawler's still out and about, as is Dillashaw. Holloway's been on a tear both fight-wise and personality-wise of late.

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Oh I almost forgot

Happy El Tapo day lads

>>74524743
No they don't. You are seething.

>>74524742
the first UFC game came out in the same month as that interview and it featured recordings of mcgregor and I forget how they referred to him, but the game implied that he was already very popular. he was wearing a striped suit and was already all cocky and shit

so it was definitely before that my man

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>>74524729
dirty box uppercuts to break

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i wasnt even a big fan of tyron before the second fight but i did want him to win because he wont the first fight but all this butthurt has made him one of my official boys desu

>>74524723
>Heem a end of his road Kos
>Heem a CTE brain lawler
>Barely eek out a decision over wonderboy in one of the worst main events in ages

Woodley is great no denying that, but greatest of all time is a stretch. He needs to convincingly win a few more high level fights to get that title imo

>>74524753
I'm not, and you're black so there

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>>74524748
yey

best day of my mma watching career

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>>74524771
judo throw attempt to uppercut on the break

>>74524768
He has been popular in Ireland since his days in cage warriors. His win over Dave Hill made him an Irish MMA star.

That "I'm looking to go down as the greatest of all time" quote is how he became a meme in the internet MMA world.

>>74524795
>that fucking lardbucket

At least post some spicy Gianna.

>>74524781
I still hate woodley but I hate mr karate pointwhitedindu even more now

>>74524768
>>74524803
Also, he got a lot of fans after his first two fights in the UFC. But he was just a popular prospect at the time. Not a meme sensation brining in the casuals.

>>74524811
at least youre rational. everybody piling up on tyron for the boring fight as if he was in there by himself is being retarded

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>>74524800
doube glove grab

When was the last the time someone got finished by palm strikes?

>>74524843
I finish by palm strikes all the time ;^)

>>74524822
he was already a meme when that first game came out

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>>74524846
Ohhhhhh he hurt em

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>>74524842
uppercut

>>74524829
ye

thompson was even worse, I don't think he actually commited to a single offensive move the whole fight, he just kept jabbing/kicking and trying to set up counters, at least tyron tried to take him down and charged him a couple times

hope there's a stream for EBI

>>74524691
>open knee to dirty boxing Clinch battle
yeah and thanks for writing down the titles for me too

>>74524879
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ebi-11

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>>74524873
short grab

>>74524888
Think that's all of them. Those good lad? If any are off or I've missed one just let me know

Pretty hyped for EBI desu

>>74524873
>doube glove grab
britbro thank you

*takes a dump in the thread*

Typical nigger behavior on show at 209 last night. They just can't help but steal.

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>>74524907
really man you went above and beyond thank you

>>74524352
just make it connor vs khabib and feguson. if by some miracle khabib makes weight they have a 100 meter foot race to the octagon to decide who fights connor

>>74524927

OH BOY

>>74524857
Define meme. Before this he was a popular prospect. Wearing funny suits doesn't make him a meme, it was the non-stop spamming and meming by fans on the Internet that made him a meme.

>>74524939
Same situation with Schaub my man.

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>>74524927
Are you still seething?

>>74524843

Shaub against Rothwell

Is EBI on? A stream?

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would this make a good JRE episode?

>>74524953
>le smug negro face

>>74524933
It's cool love
Props to Murica for giving me a link to download the fight too. I could do others you're after if the fights are on that site

>>74524958
This, someone PLEASE gib ebi stream

>>74524964
It'd be joke
>No you fuck because X, Y, Z.
>Jamie pull up that video on Youtube

>>74524609
I remember Goobz had a pretty significant amount of hype even before the Brimage fight. A lot of people seemed to desperately want him to live up to the hype.

me want watchy jiujitsu slapslap

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The pizza thing was supposed to be just a joke...

>>74524609
>his fights barely got any exposure until maybe the summer of 2015

Uh what? Are you kidding me bro?

>>74525017
You think if he didn't eat the slice he'd slip that punch in the 5th?

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/5/14820226/ufc-209-tyron-woodley-dan-hardy-stephen-thompson-critique-owes-fans-mma-news

>>74524609
it started with his appearance on the mmahour before the brimage fight.

>Maia vs Masvidal isn't for another 2 months

just fuck my division up senpai

WHY CAN'T I FIND A FUCKING STREAM!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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>>74525070
vipleague.se

Thank me later

>>74525029
For sure

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>>74525045
>there are key fights that won't happen due to injury/weight cut issues/USADA

Maia beats Masvidal, but Masvidal has a better chance against Woodley

https://www.ufc.tv/video/ebi-11
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ebi-11
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ebi-11
Stream goofs

>>74525089
that's where i go but it's on Yum!, I don't have a plug in or some shit, any tips?

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what if Masvidal just ruthlessly KO's old man Maia into a living death

>>74525105
Linux?

I wish Maia would just get Woodley

I mean, what purpose is there in telling him he needs to be active to get a shot when no one else is in line and he's bet top tier talents?
Especially when Woodley's fight just happened ffs

>>74525132
yeah, mint

wow boys I'm just now watching the main event and holy fuck how on earth could anyone in their right mind give Tyron round 2?

seriously that was a very, very clear round for Wonderboy lol

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lets go boys

>w-w-w-why didnt wonderboy open up more against the roided nigger
https://youtu.be/v6sntFm6qQs?t=1m10s

Should a round be 10-10 or 9-9

>>74525140
Sorry my guy I'm clueless when it comes to operating systems that aren't windows

>>74525152
who cares, wonderboy did nothing the whole fight, fuck pointfighting

>>74525167
10-9

giving rounds to memeboi is the new bantz

>>74525170
I know it's something stupid too

>>74525152
obviously not lol

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Shit my boy Buffer is the announcer?

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>>74525206

>>74525204
terrible terrible job by the judges man lol

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>>74525152
>very, very clear round

>>74525245
it was lol tyron didn't land fuck all

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>>74525256
>neither did wonderboy

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He won the popular vote

>this late on a sunday night
are they all unemployed ganja smokers?

>>74525269
wonderboy landed kicks to the body and, at the very least, threw headkicks and controlled the distance

blocked strikes are worth more than strikes that hit nothing but air. also, if no damage is done, what do the judges look for next, my man?

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>>74525163
"i think i smoke enough weed to where im not retarded"

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Is there a reason Somalians especially hate black fighters like Woodley?

>>74525188
>anderson 30-27
checks out

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>>74525291
>both landed 8 strikes
>both did literally nothing else
WONDERMAN WON MY MAN

>>74525309
is that you ya little midget lol

>>74525317
dude just because you're black doesn't mean you can't be objective

>>74525291

lmao

should have been a draw

>controlled the distance so much he decided to stay on the outside the entire time staring at Woodley

LOL

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Reminder that Adan is an idiot

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>>74525328
>objective
>literally looking the objective numbers in the face

drink your milk boys

>>74525317
>>74525291
oh for sure he landed some nice teeps

>>74525343
kek

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>t-t-this time

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>>74525360

>>74525345

>land same amount
>one fighter threw more and moved forward the entire round

>score it for the fighter that threw less and moved backwards

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>>74525360

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>>74525373
Do you know what forward is? Because standing isn't moving forward, in fact it isn't actually moving at all

>>74524975
hey not sure if you're stll around but could you do the single leg takedown Woodley did and the one grappling exchange in round 3, i think it was just some ground and pound

>>74525385
did you watch the round lol

wonderboy landed two straight kicks to the body and two partially blocked headkicks that were probably not even scored. those four strikes alone were more than what tyrone achieved in that round my man

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>>74525373
>You: Wondermem landed more shots. Tyron didn't land anything so Wondermeme won
>Me: They landed the same
>You: But Wondermeme had more shots that didn't land

Did Dustin Akbari every say why he stopped fighting MMA?

>>74525401
Evidently not lol

>>74525403
>>You: Wondermem landed more shots.

oh really did i say that lol

>>74525395
Those were both in Round 3 right? Any chance you got a timestamp for the grappling exchange?

>>74525413
mma judges suck at their jobs though lol

>>74525428
give me a bit to study the tape again and ill get them .

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>>74525403
>mfw this leaf thinks tj beat cruz

>>74525317
Wonderboy won the 2nd round from pressure and octagon control.

So is Wonderboy vs Woodley 2 the worst title fight in UFC history? Was Silva vs Maia worse? Maybe GSP and Nick?

>>74525375

Nice image my guy.

>>74525451
wonderboy literally did more damage than tyron in round 2 and according to the new mma judging criteria that should have won him the round

>>74525441
lmao you say as this as if there was anything to even judge

>>74525460
>wonderboy literally did more damage than tyron

Are you autistic? What damage?

>>74525451
>>74525460
>muh teep
>muh middle of octagon
pick one faggots

>>74525460
Hilariously enough, last night's even wasn't judged according to the new rules since Vegas hasn't adopted them yet.

>>74525466
The hematoma under Tyron's right eye was from round 2

>>74525451
>oh for sure he was landing some good octagon control all the fight my man,I agree 100% this was a brilliant chessmatch

fuck them both

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>>74525460
>the new rules aren't even in nevada yet

>>74525468
both dude lol

>>74525466
>>74525476
the damage under the eye and the body shots were quite obviously more substantial

three of tyron's eight strikes were literal jabs to the body, whereas three of thompson's eight strikes were kicks to the body

kicks do more damage than jabs ladies and gentlemen lol

>>74525120
What if Maia taps Masvidal faster than he did Condit?

>>74525459
its all yours. schaub bless

>>74524609

Bloody Elbow was doing breakdowns of his counter punching and footwork back in 2013. He generated a lot of hype the way he stormed through the lower promotions.

The full on meme though I feel like didn't really start until the Holloway fight perhaps.

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>t-t-t-this time

>>74525482
should have been a draw

>>74525501
we run

>>74525506
>n-nevada used old rules!

thompson is never going to get another title shot and everyone is going to be calling him out because beating him pretty much guarantees #1 contender spot. sucks for him i guess

>>74524377
>thatoc

>>74525513
I agree but people say Nevada scored this with the old rules,so actually Wonderboy should have won

>>74525428
>>74525442
alright so here are the timestamps


single leg attempt

4:42 to 4:33


cage wrestling double

4:26 to 4:20


wrist tie /gift wrap
4:09 to 4:02

>>74525528
But then you gotta consider the show he put on last night and remember that he deserves whatever desolation finds him.

>>74525528
>and everyone is going to be calling him out

They would be dumb to do that. He's not an easy opponent.

>>74525132
tiny url cum /hueystream1

>>74525528
>>74525539

you also have to consider that thompson vs robbie would be fucking wild

>>74525570
>Thompson vs Condit

>>74525501
masvidal has way better wrestling than condit you casual

>>74525562
him and nick is a good idea but nick would stand there doing nothing like the silva fight.

where is conduit at?

>>74525580
condit fights safe too though

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I bet you faggots don't even get your underhooks in

>>74525582
masvidal is a 155er

Can we all agree that welterweight is the most fucked up and shitty division outside of manlet-weights and lady fights?

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>>74525538
single leg attempt

>>74525600
are u being serious

>>74525421
>>74525403
lol no reply eh bud BTFO

>wearing earlobe gauges in a bjj match
faggot as fuck

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>>74525621

i get that Woodley wins if you think of the fight as who did more damage / had the better moments

but i dont get how he wins three rounds still using the old scoring system

his two good rounds were not good enough to be 10-8s imo

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>>74525614
cage wrestling double

>>74525600
Only if it's Diaz, if the wonderboy that beat up hendricks and the condit that beat up alves show up that would be one of the all time spiciest bangers

>>74525621
he does

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>>74525630
>being this stoopid

that was all him, a no one else fault

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>>74525636
wrist tie


Reminded me a bit of Khabib this, thought Woodley would've kept this for the rest of the round and would go for more takedowns after this point. Evidently not though

>>74525630
>wtf bro your not letting me hit you come here

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who has the best underhooks in mma?

Woodley>Maia>Thompson>Lawler

>>74525631
Neither judge who scored the fight for Woodley scored a single 10-8. They both gave rounds 2, 3, and 5 to Woodley.

3 is obvious since Woodley fucked Wonderboy up, 5 I guess is the same story since Wonderboy got dropped. So it comes down to round 2, which I guess they gave to Woodley since he managed to cut Wonderboy with the one punch he landed vs Wonderboy's little side kicks that barely landed.

khabib should just go to 170 and sambo kill woodley

>>74525673
yeah i would have to rewatch it and im not gonna subject myself to that

watching live it seemed like wonderboy had 3 rounds locked up going into the 5th

i think even rogan made the comment that woodley has gotta feel like he needs a knockout

based twood livin RENT FREE in ya head

>>74525678
>khabib taking woodley down

>>74525673
>Wonderboy's little side kicks that barely landed.

two of them were pretty hard side kicks to the solar plexus

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If you are seriously arguing about the decision of that disastrous kerfluffle of a fight, you have descended from the lost battalion into something more sinister and completely deluded. Something along the lines of an interdimensional mental disorder.

>>74525539
exactly
dude was gifted a 2nd chance and he doesnt do shit for 5 rounds

>>74525695
yeah who gives a fuck literally nothing happened in that "fight"

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>>74525690
wait till the numbers come in

he'll get laughed out the WME offices asking for money fights

disappointing fight on crippled card, cant imagine it sold well

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>>74525655
yeah a huge fan of wrist ties and using in combination of a wrestling ride,

somewhat similar but a different branch of grappling people have been using the wrist tie like Khabib and Phil Davis and using them to finish bent armbars like keylocks and kimura

>>74525686
Even Woodley's own corner was telling him that he needed a finish in the fifth but that could always be some psychological shit.

>>74525693
Sure but Woodley didn't react much and Wonderboy was bleeding. So I guess if you're a fucking retarded MMA judge you'd interpret that as a win for Woodley.

>>74525706
literally mighty mouse tier I'd hope

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can someone photoshop DAMAGED elkins on this pic in a cool way for me?

>>74525711
if you go back and watch the secound round again, wonderboy lands more than eight strikes too

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you guys still crying over wonderboy?

>>74525718

surely there is no need for this amount of cutlery

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>>74525655
hey do you have access to the bektic vs elkin fight?


there's a few moments there i like to study

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who's ready for the phoenix that will rise from the ashes of 204.

lord econotor

Can we get a webm bro for EBI?

Zane Simon

>>74525734
Shut up

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>>74525734
>ywn feel this feel

>>74525734
look how thick weidman is there. fuck the IV ban

(you) me if you actually found that main event tense and entertaining to watch. I can't be the only strike geek on /heem/