>48 teams >3 team groups Fuck it, we have enough people

Dibs on #10

Can't wait for the russian street riots.

Put me in coach. I'm a big CB with very little ball skills

>yfw China doesn't qualify

Dibs on #9 striker

Dibs on Raumdeuter

I'm autistic enough to be a GK, put me in.

Dibs on libero.

>>74516983
hi Huth!

Dibs on false winger. I'm a 5 star on my weak foot.

rightback checking in

I can't defend for shit but I'm fast as heck

sign me up on anything that doesn't require height

>>74516944
I can play in the hole, number 10. Close ball control and pace merchant.

>>74516944
Looks like we have plenty of volunteers. Now we need a country and team name.

I'm fat and a heavy smoker and drinker so I'm thinking about 3rd goalkeeper

Guys

We have to focus on 2026

I'll be 30 by then but we have to be on a not-sucking level by 2023 for the qualifiers

>>74517082
Scarily accurate . I'm the amateur version of him in size, skill and attitude

>>74517180

you're the next neymar la

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I can play the Nigel De Jong role, boss. I can shave my head and all.

>>74517154
Do you like pies?

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Looking at the players we have lineup would be something like this.

>tfw I'll be 19 in 2026

I wouldn't mind just being a ballboy desu

Pick me for the Michael Bradley role. The sun hurts my eyes and I've been practicing my meandering and moping.

>>74517284

perfect. let's divide that into "front squad" and "back squad".

I can be kitman, I own my own washing machine.

Make sure the island is in Asia or Oceania.

im good at pointing off side when the opposition score. put me in as goalkeeper

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>>74517284
>1-3-1-4-1

*blocks your path*

Yep am a good defender lads

>>74517611

It's more of a 5-0-5.

The stars are aligning again
Praise Kek

OP here. We have a name: Fagia.
We also have a nation, Nauru. An island in Oceania with 13,000 people.

All we need now is a crest. Somebody with talent and time to waste do it.

>>74517822
Good luck colonising Nauru. It is basically a prison island where our government deports all the shitskins to lmao

>>74517284
>relying only in long balls like Leicester

Yes we can do it

ima cut inside

im literally a cutpurse

>>74517847
Even better, our team can have people who riot when we lose to Tuvalu, or people celebrating when they see some fat, greasy fuck lifting the World Cup.

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>>74517822
I aint living in this place m8

fuck off

>>74517913
What about Niue then? Even fewer people, only about a thousand.

>>74517913
you don't need to live there, only wear their shirt

also we have some nice space to build our home stadium

>>74517913
> not wanting to shitpost irl around a campfire

Smh m8

>>74517822

2deep4u question: does a nation really require physical territory to be a nation? isn't a nation just a connection of people under agreed principles? we can make the first nation that exists only on the internet.

I can only play for 10 minutes. put me in the bench for supersub

>>74518045
Yes you can be a nation without physical territory but if I recall correctly you need a government & (maybe) an state to be officially recognised by the international community

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>>74518087
>yfw you need a territory to be officially recognised by the international community

just look at our palestinians friends

>>74517154
I wanna be this guy's trainer

I can eat pies at the end of the games

We need money, so...

>>74518045
Some subjects of international law do not have a territory, like the Holy See or the Order of Malta.

If we succeed, we could print passports and shit.

>>74518045
afaik the most important thing to have is, besides people, a government

the territory and culture are kind of moot nowadays

>>74518141
I'll hit the thrift stores and get us some boots

>>74518310
Dibs on FA president.

Bribes go to my paypal, lads.

>>74517822
I think you'd need actually unclaimed territory. There's some between Sudan and Egypt in place called Bir Tawil and also a bunch of it in Antarctica.

>>74518425
Can you claim Antarctic territory tho?

>>74518479
You can't. Under international law you can have research outposts that belong to a country, but other than that the teritory of the entirety of the continent must remain unclaimed and neutral.

>>74518425
Reddit claimed Bir Tawil for their team a while back

>>74518505
If you kill somebody in Antartica, who would you answer to?

some sort of international court or something?

>>74516944
2 here, nobody gets through me.

>>74519027
I imagine it would be similar to how murder is dealt with in international waters. So you could be prosecuted by either the country of the victim or the country of the perpetrator.

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>>74518284
w-what would the age of consent be senpai?

>>74519176
No idea, I'm not a lawyer.

We need legislators, lads.

>>74518121
>I wanna be this guy's drinking buddy

FTFY

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>>74519176

loli fanatics are literally the worst type of degenerate scum

I can run fast & have south american heritage

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>>74519108
Article 11. All disputes solved in the International Court of Justice

>>74519176
>>74519263
no /a/ is allowed on our land Nauru desu

Death penalty on anime t.bh

please don't come to my country

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>>74519635
based proxy guy

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>Not taking over Lesotho

Come on Newfriends

>>74517847
So our country already has a rival of about the same talent level

Great

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>>74519377
>>74519567

>already have established chan culture that unites people under one banner to be the basis of our nation
>nah lets scrap it

you two had promise but now that you've shown your real faces, i am disappointed.

>>74519635
It's too late

>>74519176

16 you fucking subhuman scum, this isn't /b/.

>>74519377
>>74519567
Huth here

I think most of us can agree to this term

>>74517945
Niue is our clay, fuck off

>>74517746
Maradona already tried that meme in the 2010 WC, it didn't work

>>74516944
>I'll be 40 in 2026
Jesus Christ, thanks for the reminder

>>74516944
>3 team groups
who thought of this shit

>>74523627
41 for me. Nice.

>>74516944
I can be your >trequartista in a >falso nueve formation

U have 4 star skills irl

>>74523627
>>74523661
we need our own ball boys so theres work for both of you

>>74516944
Let's do Antarctica

Dibs on pacey black winger

Sign me up for GK. By far the best GK here.

>>74523848
Is this another Achilles personality?

Will we be similar to how we play on Fifa in that we'll rage quit as soon as we concede a questionable goal?

>>74517180
>tfw 33 year old veteran in 2026

Who is the manager?

who /29/ or /30/ in 2026 here

I wanna be CDM.
Fouling people and 5m sidepasses are my specialty

>>74516944
Okay gents so I have done the research and to establish a country we need land, official recognition from the President (Trump) and join the UN. After establishment of our country we would then need to be accepted by FIFA.

Therefore I have concluded that we should just take a country that is not in FIFA (Like Tuvalu) and get them into FIFA and just get anons from the chins to play for their national team for keks.

What are your thoughts anons?

>>74516944
am i allowed to dab?

>>74526586

/sp/ needs to finish higher than 4th so wenger out

>>74527152
yes we need a bench dabber and someone to shout "skrrt skrrt" once in a while

>>74517180
>37 in 2026
New Milla incoming.

>>74516944
Can i be a striker? I also can be the designated dipshit if needed

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>>74517822
Something similar to this

>>74516944
Don't like this meme

Hurr Durr teams like San Marino and Faroe islands are gona qualify la

Too many team la

>Mfw, it's still harder for a European team to get into euro cup than world cup dumbass but somehow world cup expansion means these team will qualify

>>74534054

> two stars

>>74516944
Jokes apart, if we filled a form to join that one confederation for unrecognized peoples and states there's a fair chance they would seriously accept us.

Come on, just look at some of their members:
>Cascadia
>Monaco
>The totally-not-Russian separatists in Ukraine
>Korean diaspora in Japan
>Quebec
>A Roman province
>Descendants of [CENSORED BY THE REPUBLIC OF TURKEY] survivors

It's not outlandish they would recognize a bunch of internet autists as members.

>>74526679
Yeah la

I'm the standard runs a lot but shit skill defensive midfielder. Provisional squad material.

>>74519176
18 nauruan years (months)