/heem/

UFC is garbage. I don't even pay for these fights and they feel like a waste of time to watch.

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>>74514575

>>74514575

>I had to post this in each thread because it's so important that people hear my thoughts

fuck outta here 202er

elite xc bless

If bisping beats GSP he will be considered an all time MMA great and a UFC hall of famer

>The UFC is selling a PPV that already happened for $60 on YouTube

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5th round tyrun

lando lost his undies

hunto got reemed

jon anik is the anti-excitement personified

ufc is dying lads

I want to formally apologize to /heem/. Last nigh i drank too much and ran my mouth after Woodly won. I am black and a lot of my taunts were racial in nature (i was guy writing "BLM wins again")

Sorry and i hope you accept my apology. I still stand by my comment that """womderboy"""" as the challenger did not do nearly enough to win belt.

YA FUCKIN LIZARD

>>74514696
Woodley won, objectively.

>>74514696

>I still stand by my comment that """womderboy"""" as the challenger did not do nearly enough to win belt.

you must be still drunk

>>74514726

fuck you cracker

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>>74514751

>blackie can't handle his alcohol or control his emotions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-10CPNiJ5A

>the state of black "people"

>>74514696
>>74514726
>>74514696
>>74514726

He's right kangaroobro, when you're the challenger you either go in and put on a virtuoso technical performance like Cody did or you knock the champ's lights out.

Close fights are ALWAYS in the champion's favour because that's how judging fights works.

To further solidify my point, Wonderboy went in to play chess, Woodley went in to collect souls. I picked Woodley as the winner.

When is Conor fighting Woodley?

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who wins and how?

This card is putting me to sleep lads, do i fast forward the main event?

>too casual to not be 100% goof free
>still above 202'ers

>>74514785
>Woodley went in to collect soul
He backed up against the fence for 4.5 rounds

>>74514848
jacare via sub or tko

>>74514883
ireland please

>>74514848
Whittaker exposed jacroid

Just finished. Really enjoyed most of the show but Woodley retaining with one takedown and twenty seconds of punching is awful. Wonderboy didn't do much either but fucking hell seeing Woodley get away with fighting like that is bullshit.

>>74514940
He didn't shine in that fight for sure.

And yet, even after backing up for 23 minutes, Thompson barely capitalized with something spectacular. Side kicks once per 2 minutes don't do shit. It was Woodley pouring on haymakers on Stephen's face in the end.

Paki muslims shits btfo

Muslims should be gassed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELuoDCGr2sE

>Rashad unironically lost to Dan Kelly

Holy fuck

>>74515015
>unironic
Actually Rashad just lost as a goof. He is an avant-garde prankster.

>>74514848
>>74514848
>>74514848

LOL

Bisping talking shit about GSP picking the easy route

>Avoids Jacare
>Avoids Mousasi
>Avoids Yoel

Gonna be fun watching Mike get wrecked since he's not going to hold on to that paper belt for long.

Now that the dust has settled

Anybody that denies Tyron's GOAT status is a racist.

>>74515065

Wonderboy has beaten him twice now though

The judges got it wrong two times

Darren Elkins biggest comeback in UFC history right after Cheick Kongo vs. Pat Barry?

>>74515080
Wonderboy has won 6 of the 10 rounds over two fights

>>74515065
If he beats maia i will consider him a legit champ

>>74515058
Bisping will beat GSP then retire as an all time mma great GOAT killa
Bisping is a natural LHW, he's too big and strong for GSP

reeminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FHNzFU7-o

>>74515065
GSP will easily 50-45 him

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You are in a cell and this guy pops up and says I LUV U ANON.

What do you do? Keep in mind he is a Olympic silver medalist in wrestling and has recently heemed Weidman's head off.

>>74514785
>Woodley went in to collect souls


lol wut

Rate the card last night. Main event was a legit 1/10 and the rest was a 7.5/10.

Can OverHEEM win the title, lads? He looked like shit against Miocic but I want to hear the PRIDE theme one last time before a championship win.

>>74515221
2/10

>>74515274
Go smoke some more drugs Hardy. I guess you missed GSP's 'fights' even though you were in one of them.

Thompson/MacDonald was a better fight than this shit, fuck Tyron

>>74515300
Imagine if Tyron came doing iminari rolls

>>74515137
Overeem is the only fighter from Jackson/Wink MMA that isn't shit. Fights well roided, fights well natty. You don't see that with other guys.

>>74515274
How does being cool with someone mean they can't critique your performance?

Reminder that jackson/wink cornered fighters haven't won a single fight in 2017

>>74515294
GSP maybe "boring" but he was effective and dominated

>>74514604

He will be a hof regardless

>>74515355
I have a ton of sympathy for UFC fighters. It's absurb how quickly you can go from champion and making good money to being effectively broke and out of the sport. I literally have no problem with the way either guy fought, Dana White & Co. are absolute pieces of shit.

>Trying to win a fight just with octagon control

I'm glad this loser lost, commited to nothing like a scared boy !
Woodley wasn't any better though till the last 30sec

1st round - draw
2nd round - draw
3rd round - 10-9 Woodley
4th round - 10-9 Thompson
5th round - 10-9 Woodley

49-48 woodley wins

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>>74515274
How is it on Tyron to make that fight exciting? Everytime he engages Thompson he runs away. I think Tyron has a shit personality and he complains way too much but I'm glad he beat wonderboy. All wonderboy does is feint and then get rocked into a human pretzel. Wonderboy landed like 11 significant strikes in a five round fight, does he not know that's he's fighting for the belt? Fight with some urgency man. Tyron did and that's why he's the champ.

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I thought Brendo Pistachio was the next big thing.

>>74515506

They don't score rounds as draws.

>>74515519
10-10 is a draw dingus

Remember the title defences when Lawler was champ?

>>74515340
It's like you've never seen an athlete take shit personal before.

>>74515519
lol

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209 was a solid 4/10

>Anik
>Kebab pulls out yet again
>Lando got BTFO
>Rashad "Slightly above average" Evans
>Nonfactor main event, like seriously, who unironically gave a shit?

>>74515545
If Woodley honestly believes that he won then it shouldn't matter what anyone else says or thinks. Who's next for the belt anyway now that Maia's tied up and Lawler's gone off the reservation?

If you didnt find the woodley thompson chess match entertaining, if you werent on the edge of your seat after every feint, every rush, then you're not a true fite fan. Leave /heem/ now.

>>74515577
>Lando got BTFO
It was a good even fight with heaps of cool moments. Raised both their stock. God bless, stay safe.

>>74515601
this, that was one of the best fights ive ever seen.

>>74515526

Yeah and they're so rare, especially in UFC, that the suggestion there were two in one fight is crazy. UFC pretty much has a mandate against scoring anything a draw unless they absolutely have to.

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>>74515601
>>74515614
>Woodley moves forward on Thompson's lead
>Thompson feints and moves to the centre
>Holds it
>Holds it
>Holds it...

RUN IT BACK AGAIN

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Who should she fight next?

>>74515598

They will wait for the Maia/Masvidal fight

>>74515715
So winner gets a shot at Woodley? By all rights Maia should be next.

>>74515703
my dick

I am glad someone else said it: that main event wasnt that bad and i found it somewhat exciting.

>>74514848
Jacare by sub in the first. Whittaker is my boy but he's getting fucked up.

>>74515294
Name one fight GSP ever had that was a fucking staring contest.

feel bad for hunt. I can just imagine dana and his cronies laughing, slapping each other on the back and drinking wine from rory's skull all the while hunt is getting his head shattered by knees

>>74515724

Maia should have waited but got baited so now if he loses he won't have a shot. If Masvidal wins then I don't see anyone else at the moment for Tyron, I can't really see the UFC waiting too long after those two "defenses".

Wish we had as strong a grappling culture as they do in America with high school and college wrestling

>>74514604
>If bisping beats GSP he will be considered an all time MMA great and a UFC hall of famer

Is he creating a Randy Orton persona?
Beating down old, semi-retired legends.

I mean, if he beats GSP, what is next? Sakuraba? Royce Gracie? Maybe BJ Penn? Wanderlei?

Actually, why in the hell Dana White loves Bisping so much to the point of only giving him easy fights?

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>>74515797

>Having a boy
>Not believing in his victory

I don't think so

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>Schaub goes 5/5 on predictions again
Like him or love him, you MUST respect him.

ronda did twice the gate $ at the same arena
racism confirmed

>>74515875

If you actually were a fite fan and not a mandrama/196er you would understand. Bisbong deserves everything he is getting right now.

>>74515875
Coz he's an Anglo.

Memes aside, I actually wonder how the fuck do the anglos have so much influence on Americans?

Hollywood? Just look at the big name British actors. Emma Watson has more influence than most actresses.

Science? Look how famous Dawkins and Hawking's are.

The list goes on. When they talk about the Jews, they got nothing on the eternal Anglo I tell you.

>>74515875
>Actually, why in the hell Dana White loves Bisping so much to the point of only giving him easy fights?
He has been UFC company man for a long time and has probably main evented more than anybody. I don't know why people hate seeing people get rewarded for their hard labor.

Who do you want to see Teymur fight next? He obviously deserves a ranked opponent. I'd say give him to Choi. Would be a spicy fight.

>>74515875
It's so bizarre that people write off gsp as some long forgotten old man, he's younger than bisking and it's not been much more than 3 years since he fought

He's still a legend and you'd be stupid to underestimate him but cunts are too blinded but their hate for Mike

>>74515889
Maybe all that brain trauma gave him future vision? Or maybe even a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>74515934
It's almost like we're the second largest English speaking nation or something, sort of makes sense we'd have some impact on culture in the English speaking world

>>74515966
Bisping is bigger and stronger. He can punch and won't be taken down easy. This is horrible match style wise for GSP.

>>74515966
His last fight was in November of 2013. A fight which he lost but was gifted the win.
He has never fought at MW in his life.

Compare that to Jacare, Mousasi, Yoel.

>>74516016
I'm curious to see how he'd do against Yoel honestly. But if he can't beat Bisping he has no business fighting anyone else at 185. Connor at 170 or a catchweight would at least do big numbers.

>>74516041
I'd enjoy seeing it but he would maul Conor at 170, size difference would be big as goober wouldn't cut weight or if he did it would be a small amount

>>74515995
I don't see Australia, Ireland or even places like Scotland/wales having much of an impact (muh heritage fags plz leave)

Hell I hear that Netherlands have English so good it's like their second mother tongue these days. Yet their influence is really small.

>he put him on queer street

Why is joe allowed to say this? It's 2017 for pete sake.

So happy Reem won, I had a bad feeling he was going to get ktfo'd by Hunt.

Tyron vs Nick Diaz
Maia vs Masvidal for #1 contender
Lawler vs Wonderboy

>>74515577
>>Lando got BTFO
Which was fun as fuck to watch. Do you hate good fights or something?

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

>>74516068
Could GSP realistically make 155?

>>74516088
Look at the difference in population

Scotland: 5 million
Wales: 3 million
Ireland: 4 million
Australia: 23 million
Netherlands: 17 million
England: 53 million

Population matters for cultural impact and either way all the countries mentioned have large cultural impacts you've just not noticed them

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Can you imagine getting outstruck for three rounds and still winning because you finally managed to blacksplode in the 5th round

I don't hate Woodley particularly but there is no way he should be proud of that "win", although if Maia gets in there with him I can see him just pressing the shutdown switch on him real quick

>>74516136
Definitely not anytime soon if he's going for middleweight fights at the minute

>>74516155
Using the term outstruck pretty loosely there.

Do you think wonderboy should be proud if he got the decision? He's in the ultimate fighting championship and didn't do any fighting.

HOW THE FUCK DID WOODLEY WIN AT MOST HE GETS A DRAW

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>>74515934

>>74514696
I accept your apology black man.

>>74516211
You could definitely argue he won round 2, at least he cut open wonderboy.

So everyone is in agreement that the main fight was boring because of wonderboy right?

>>74516246
Takes 2 to tango

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>>74516211
I agree lad

>>74516246
It was both but wonderboy has fought a boring style his past 3 fights now, he hasn't looked to finish at any time in his last 15 rounds.

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>>74516032

>Never stop fighting
>Only lose to roiders but always wins back afterward (I think he never actually lost two fights in a row)
>Lose to Rockhold
>Gets back with a 3/4 wins streak
>Take the Rockhold fight in short notice because Jacare got hurt and Rockhold thought it would be easy
>1st round TKO
>Decide to avenge his loss on Hendo while the contenders sort themselves out in your division
>The greatest WW comes back and wants to fight you because you're an easy "money" fight

What is hard to understand? He isn't fed anything and will eventually fight Yoel/Jacare after GSP who everyone would have accepted.

>>74516246
Naw, Fuck pride scoring you judge the card fight by fight not as a whole

>>74516192
Wonderboy didn't really need to be proud of the win, it wouldn't have been an amazing victory but that was really the only way he could've won against woodley without getting caught by that monstrous right hand (which happened anyway in the 5th)

At the very least he would have had to made up with that kind of victory defending the title against someone else as far as the rules are concerned Wonderboy won 3 rounds out of 2, no matter how you slice it. I don't know if the judges literally were afraid of looking racist or do not know the rules of scoring fights but that decision was unthinkable. Either way it doesnt matter now because whats done is done.

>>74516016
Gsp won 3-2 against bigg rigg

>>74515889
He predicted Hunt

Black Beast vs Reem

Should it happen?

>>74516288
He could have just used the jab as bait and then counter, Rory showed the perfect gameplan against him

>>74516216
Well now we know why McGregor is so successful. Diaz truly was an anomaly and they dealt with him accordingly.

what went wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIimOU_bS_0

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>>74515703
Miesha Tate in Ultimate Surrender

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Somebody post that overeem KO from last night, shit was smooth

>>74516344
Octagon jitters, she hasn't really looked great in the UFC the first fight should have been an easy finish

Tyron still a bitch nigga lbr

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>>74516349

>>74516344
-400 against felice

LMAO

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>>74516374
TY fammo

>>74516358
>having anxiety
what a pussy

>>74516374
Thank fuck that 2nd knee missed.

>>74516400
She was fighting on a trump voting state desu

>>74516314
Yeah but Rory was supposed to be the next GSP who was good at everything.

Something I don't get was how come wonderboy is a kickboxer yet knows nothing about clinching or knees?

He is kinda one dimensional really which is amazing considering how far he has gotten.

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>>74516434

>>74516295
Clean your fingers

>>74516451
>He is kinda one dimensional really which is amazing considering how far he has gotten.
His takedown defense is stellar and his opponents respect his striking way too much. Kinda like how when people would freeze up against Anderson. They don't want to get highlight reel'd.

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488727851164.webm
>"He's teeing off on him there M–"[ike ;_;]

Anyone webm that one trip Dan Kelly hit on Rashad in the third round? That shit was crazy smooth, he practically just poked at Evans' foot and had him fall on his ass.

>>74516451
He's an american kickboxer not a european one which is basically muay thai lite

American kickboxing focuses on having good boxing and spin kicks

>>74516451
I think he was afraid of Woodley overpowering him in a clinch, which he probably would have. His biggest advantage was in the 5th round of their first fight after Woodley's arms were shot from the guillotine. But Woodley looked even stronger in this fight and never got as tired as that 5th round.

Imagine the hype levels if Lando knocked out teymir with that cartwheel kick. Did we enter the wrong timeline?

>>74516451
Wonderboy's primary background is WKF light-contact karate like Lyoto Machida or Kyoji Horiguchi, and his kickboxing experience is from american kickboxing which doesn't allow leg kicks or clinchwork and was itself based on points karate so it turns into into boxing with some sick kicks.

>>74516246
There wasn't much action because it was 2 top fighters who know how good each other are

The fight was shit because it was rigged like a Mayweather fight and the wrong guy won

>people unironically didn't put a cheeky $100 on Kelly, teymur, Elkins @ +7500
Lmao @ ur life if you didn't get on that

/THE CHOSEN ONE/

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>Lando Vannata is a future champion

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Who /damage/ here?

>>74516561
Kelly was a sure thing, i can't believe people actually thought Rashad would win

>>74516561
Post slip.

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>>74515097

Wonderboy won the popular vote!!!!!

Woodley is #notmychampion

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>>74516605
>Kelly was a sure thing

I said he was value and adan the canadian loser called me an idiot. I didn't really think he would win but he was a good underdog bet.

>>74515514
He is, both him and Teymur are fucking animals, they both have a lot to learn tho. Plus Lando is like 24 lmao, he is an unfinished product.

>>74516666
See>>74516617

>>74516666
Racism

>>74516736
Butthurt

>>74516666
Fuck that sorry excuse for a fight, none of them should had won

>>74516666
>Woodley won at 14.7%
Ouch

>>74516666
Fan and media voting doesn't mean shit. As a fighter, you have to be aware of the judges position in any time of the fight so they can view or not the attacks. It's another factor you have to count.

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Anybody who scores a round 10-10 is a p*ssy.

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>majority of mma fans (who are almost all white lets be honest here) thought wonderwoman won despite doing nothing for 5 rounds and basically getting KO'd

hmmm i wonder why tyron would think the ufc is racist.....

>>74515514
Groovy is young af and Teymur is also a legit prospect.

>>74516349
This is more beautiful every time that I see it.

>>74515170
I would run away and fight a Canadian

https://youtu.be/6xJVw3QW3Ck

im pretty hyped for this tbqphwyf

>Reem literally hospitalized 24 hours out from the fight with a horrific stomach flu
>still manages to make weight, show up, and deliver a highlight reel KO of the night
>after the fight he goes back to the hospital for his flu

REEM > KHABIB

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>>74516374
This spawns a tricky question: since reem redheemed his loss against the champion, and so did fabio against travis, and knowing that the title has been a hot potato until stipe's first defence, but keeping in mind that jds is the one who is already fighting stipe next, wouldn't it be both for alistair and werdoom to wait until they turn to take a crack at the title? otherwise i'll be more than okay with more of cockguy is my son banter

now do the rest of the math with rothwell, nigannou and black beast

what's next for lando?
should wonderboy improve the rest of his game? because he has just proven that he's not more than a one dimensional pillowfisted memekick karate artist

>>74517044
>what's next for lando?
fight someone like Trujilo maybe

>should wonderboy improve the rest of his game?
don't think we will see much change from Wonderboy, he is more or less a finished product. Have him fight some that will come after him like Cowboy or Lawler.

>>74517031
>manages to make weight

Because he doesn't cut at all goof

>>74515156
too bad GSP is running scurred from Tyrone's power

he knows he wouldn't get a chance to tap to strikes, he would just be sleepy

>>74517044
At his current age Wonderboy trying to change his game would be like getting a boat to fly. His biggest weakness in this fight though was a lack of aggression.

Remember when Robbie Lawler was champion?

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>>74517145
aw yeah I member

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Fucking Vannata. I had $400 on him. At least Tyron broke me even.

I hope next time he knows that keeping eating all the hands he can get is not a good strategy.

GSP YOU FUCKIN LIZARD

Tony vs Kebab 210-211

>>74517224
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>74514848
If Jackie boy can't do it in the first 3 minutes he's eating 2 dozen short hard lefts, and a headkick.

>>74514696
the black deserved to win, no need to apologize

>>74517302
There won't be another attempt at Tony Kebab, Tony is getting his red panty night, believe you me

>Mark Hunt is a sure bet

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Both Wonderboy and Wondergroid deserve an L

Here's a picture of a good champion

>>74517378
only casuals said that

>muh glasschin

woodley is the best fighter in ww division. He completely neutralized wonderboy and sent rocky lawler to mars. Who will he fight next?

kelly wants a short turn around with the aim to be top 10 by end of year, and Whittakers fighting in 4 weeks.

There's going to be 2 Australians firmly in the MW top 10 by December.

feels good lads.

>>74517393
great fighter, terrible champion. Picks his spots too much to ever be considered one of the greatest

>>74517393
not even worth taking the bait Julio Quintana Chavez Martinez de la Cruz Rivera

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TRAVIS RIP

>>74517432
>Julio Quintana Chavez Martinez de la Cruz Rivera
That could also be your name, what's the point of this, you reggaeton mongling islander?

>Woodley clearly won rounds 3 and 5
>landed an equal number of strikes in round 2 but did more damage so he wins that round as well
>people are actually trying to say Wonderboy won

>>74517463
Be honest i got one of your surnames right?

A casual was watching 209 with me and he was shocked when I told him that main event was a title fight

kek

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>>74517475
You didn't

>>74516384
If she'd fought like she did against her last three Invicta opponents, she'd have won. What changed?

>>74517468
>Woodley clearly won rounds 3 and 5

The only round that was clearly won was the fifth

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>>74517393
>good champion
>never defended the belt once

>>74517492
Invicta crowd is 1/10th as big

sorry /heem/ i don't follow fighting much, but when is Miocic fighting?
Or some other BIG BIG match? What happened to GSP?
i'm so out of this stuff, sorry.

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Im gonna repost this here for you guys

Boxing has steadily been ruined by
>fighters ducking eachother for years and years at a time, thus depriving fans of the actual matchups that should happen in the prime of both fighters
>because the promoters want to protect the golden goose setting up their meal ticket with a steady stream of palookas but try and redeem the fight with a decent undercard that sets up the next big fight
>undercard or genuine fight that has two pugilists making a good effort is ruined by some kinds split decisions. not outright robbery but just close enough to be suspicious to set up a rematch.
>some fights can still be out right robberies
>people fight not to lose, interim belts, pulling out of fights, multiple vacations of titles to dodge people
and all this led to the stagnation and ruin of boxing

MMA currently
>way too much success here guys. lets emulate the boxing plan of success.
>dont worry about winning champ. the fans just want to see 20 minutes of 2 guys finding range on eachother and another 10 minutes of clenching. ignore the boo's champ. even if you lose we got another rematch for these suckers who paid money to see you jog.

yeah the reason they say dont leave it up to the judges is because the judges know which one to give it to if they can possibly give it away
enjoy guys.

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>"Dana, Give Conor a 170 pounds title shot and reinstate him as the undisputed 145 champ"

I just saw a pic of bilzerian standing in the octagon with twood post fight

you guys think he payed twood to stand there

>>74517529
how do we make ufc great again?

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>>74517511

Well he was interim champ when he fought Aldo, it can technically count as a defense.

>>74517539
upvoted

>>74517570
honestly. just take the boxing promoters out of it. including dana white. promoters have ruined all the combat sports.

>>74517571
>he thinks interim champ means anything
lmaoing @ ur life

>>74517576
was that a plebbittier post im sorry

>>74517570
Bellator is literally doing a better job at proper matchmaking, WME-IMG should just sell the UFC to Viacom

>>74517571

Woodley is unironically a better champion than Mcgregor, defended his belt and gave the guy who drawed him an instant rematch( even if he acted like a complete bitch) he still did it

>>74517570
Keep Mcgregor in line he started this shit

>>74517601
>Bellator is literally doing a better job at proper matchmaking

Naw nigga it unironocally ain't

If keeping Woodley against the fence is so good why didn't Woodley take any damage?
Rory and Nate managed fuck up Tyrone up against the fence, but Wonderboy didn't even make a scratch.

>>74517588
no i legitimately jej'd

>>74517601
In the UFC's moment of weakness Bellator has decided to double down on their amateur stupidity rather than capitalize.

>>74517647
maybe they realize that wwe sells?

>>74517616
They matched w145 better than the UFC.

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What did she mean by this?

>>74517616
>UFC
Money fights, champions ducking contenders, nobody gives a fuck about ranking, WFW is made up of 2 fringe top 10 WBW, one of whom is now on a 3 fight losing streak
>Bellator
The best fight the best, the freakshows fight the freakshows, everyone is built up properly, the WFW division is actually decent and made up of actual WFW

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>>74514545

Upcoming events:

3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Johnson vs Reis
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Horchiguchi vs Motoya
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald


Previous thread: >>74512854

News:

>Jacare vs Whittaker set for UFC on Fox 24
https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/838426921977458688

>Dana unsure of Khabib's future
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-boss-dana-white-unsure-of-khabib-nurmagomedovs-future-following-ufc-209-scratch

>UFC to return to New Zealand
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-returning-to-new-zealand-for-ufc-fight-night-110-in-auckland-in-june

>2017
>Caring about belts being defended
dude just like no dude

>>74514781
>that video
Jesus Christ he's worse than I thought. I'm beginning to believe that he's trying to stir up race drama because he thinks it's an effective marketing strategy. I honestly can't understand how someone could be so hypersensitive that they are called "well-spoken" and immediately assume it's racism. It's absurd.

>>74517653

WWE has Mauro who is a better commentator than the UFC has lol. Remember he transitioned into MMA he didn't do it every week for 20 years.

>>74517663
Fuck off man we're not in the mood today.

>>74517653
They can't even do WWE right tho.
Their real hope is to go legit and buy up the decent talent at WW, LW, and MW that the UFC is letting go. Coker built up strikeforce in this way and it turned out pretty gud.
They need to stop making those meme fights that end up being jokes (Ortiz vs Sonnen, Dada vs Kimbo)

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>>74517588

You mean Khalabeeb/Tony wouldn't have been the real champ then?

>>74517604

>Defended
>Gave Wondermeme an instant rematch

Yeah right, the problem with Conor is that he went rogue in multiple divisions and no one could stop him.

>>74517678
just ghost him
i'm never responding to another one of his posts lol

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>>74517699
dwarf

>>74517697
>and no one could stop him
because he fought everyone in the division right? lmao shit tier arguments pierre

conair is not a real champ, cherrypicks fights because muh ppv buys. Wins and then drops the belt

even if you count his cagewarrior belts he hasnt even defended those lmao

>>74517697
>he went rogue
The UFC let him fight Alvarez who himself lucked his way into a championship spot. Magiga can be the best LW of all time but he can't be considered that now after 1-1 with Diaz and 1 win over Eddie.

>>74517604
Woodley talks a lot of crap but at the end of the day he falls in line and performs his duties (maybe not well but still does it). Now hes beaten wonderboy, he's probably confident to take on any contender. He falls in line coz he has no bargaining power.

Bisping and McGregor talk crap but they have yet to perform their duties properly as champ. And yet they get away with it. It's not entirely coz they are white although being white does help as champ. It's coz they have more bargaining power and Tyrone is too autistic to express his real frustration properly.

>>74517663
Literally /heem/s best boy, keep doing what you're doing

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>>74517741
Thanks, the h8rs will never stop me.

>>74516216
KEK

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Joe rogan liked the main event that means it was good and that you guys are casuals

>>74517739
I feel like Tyron is trying to play the "sticking it to the white man" card but he's just so bad at it.

>>74517665
>I honestly can't understand how someone could be so hypersensitive that they are called "well-spoken" and immediately assume it's racism.

It *is* racism. A white guy who talks like Woodley wouldn't be considered well-spoken, they'd be considered someone who didn't flunk out of college. But Woodley is black. The way he speaks is impressive... because black people are less eloquent on average, right? The mere fact that he's beating your low expectations means that you have prejudices against the group from which he comes.

It's called the soft bigotry of low expectations. We heap praise on minorities who somehow fail to go to prison and provide for their children despite this being a basic fucking requirement of being an adult because we expect them to fail.

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>>74517741
based puerto rico

>>74517739
The Bisping/Henderson fight was pushed by the UFC and Bisping/GSP is happening because GSP gets 2 free opponent picks as part of his agreement to come back. It's literally everyone's fault BUT Bisping's that MW is fucked up right now.

>>74517765
It was full of suspense my heart was beating a lot, that said, it's more of you had to be there at that moment kinda thing. Doesn't hold up after second watching or without the "moment"

>>74517789
Fuck Luke Cuckhold for letting this Bong fuck up the best division in mma right now.

>>74517765
Dana didn't. Is Dana casual
Hardy didn't. Stann didn't. Florian didn't

So, didn't watch the card yet, but basically got spoiled on every single fight.
Was Thompson vs Woodley 2 literally just a complete repeat of the first fight? Was Lando vs Teymur a spicy fight? Is Hunto deleted? How would you rate the card overall, because I'm regretting buying this shit so I could record it for later

>>74517790
I watched it the second time at 2x speed tb h

>>74517806
>muh ex fighter didnt liek it means it was bad

>>74517779
If a white guy came from Ferguson and spoke like he did people should call them well spoken. People call the Diaz brothers """smart""" lmao, you think anybody would be calling them smart if they were actually educated and talked like that?

>>74517765
I still dont understand why Wonderboy wasn't more aggressive.

Cmon nigga you are challenging the champion and you are going to leve it to the judges? Deserves the L

>>74514545
>dan kelly upsets evans
>upsets

Are you sure about that? It's not an upset since Rashad is shit, he's always been shit, his style is shit, he was champ during a talentless era, he was shit even then, even when he roided, most overpaid and overrated athlete in the UFC.

>>74517224
>400 on a meme fighter

you got problems mon frere

>>74517825
he was scared of getting permaheemed

>>74517819
Oh Dana is an ex fighter now

>>74517814
yes yes yes
7.5/10 don't let the main event get you down

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>>74517729

I never said he fought everyone, I said he went rogue. Meaning Koing Aldo in 10 sec after dominating the whole division allowed him to fight at WW and then LW without anyone to say 'no' to him because Nate couldn't do the job and neither Eddie.

>lmao

How old are you?

Overeem fought with motherfucking food poisoning and Khabib couldn’t fight with a broken pussy. What a piece of shit event.

>>74517814
>Was Thompson vs Woodley 2 literally just a complete repeat of the first fight?
It was remarkably shittier.

>Was Lando vs Teymur a spicy fight?
Fuck yes.

>Is Hunto deleted?
That nigga ded.

Why would you buy a card before you have the chance to watch it?

Why would you buy it at all given piracy?

>>74517832
It's an upset because Rashad was a large favourite.

>>74517823
>If a white guy came from Ferguson and spoke like he did people should call them well spoken.

Think about why you're qualifying the white guy with his point of origin.

>>74517851
Dana didnt like it because hes the fucking promoter trying to cater towards casuals you casual

>>74517832
>he was champ during a talentless era

Now nigga, he can agree that he's currently shit but don't spout outright lies, it's not his fault Machida took his soul

>>74516294
No he got murdered in the 1st round so hard he started talking about alien abductions and shit.

>>74517871
Because I'm directly refuting your post you dummy

>>74517873
yeah ok you're a special case

>>74517832
BACK UP DOOT
BACK UP DOOT

>>74517870
Doubt it, ive had food poisoning and you're either throwing up all day or have a sharp pain in your stomatch AND you still feel like throwing up

>>74517889
Uhuh. So if Woodley had been born a white guy in Orange County and went to Harvard and talked like he does now, would he be considered well spoken?

>>74517902
yeah but you're not a pro fighter with a killer mentality so..

>>74517871
I was gonna stream it, but something came up, and I really wanted to buy it so I could invite some family over, and just watch it on the TV.
Don't know why I did it looking back, I should've just found a torrent or something
>>74517853
So pretty good overall? Well that's fine, I'll enjoy the card then.

>>74517854
>after dominating the whole division
I wasn't aware beating 3 top 10 fighters under favorable circumstances was "dominating the whole division"

>>74517920
Yeah pretty much. The undercard was spicy af too.

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>>74517806
>>74517765
it was too tactical and both pedro and woodlee fought way too safe, almost no openings until later on the fifth and no attempts at greatnes or a memorable title fight

i remember years ago, i think at a rashad evans fight, joe said something like if the crowd is booing then you're doing the right thing, competition wise

but then competition turns to business because no money no competition, no ppv and basically comunism so yeah, enjoy your sunday, i agree and disagree

>>74517906
No, the point it is relevant to the place they came out of not their race. Nobody calls DJ Wellspoken because he isn't from a shitty place. You're the one assigning race to it.

>>74517902
I had food poisoning a month ago, it lasted 24 hours, throught this 24 hours you are fuck up so much you couldn't beat a child, but after that you can, but you are still exsausted. And if he had this, he wasn't at 100% and he KOd Mark Hunt. Given that, Overeem did a very good job out there. To bad Dana said Ngannou will probably not fight Alistair for at least one of two fights, but i can understand, he wants to make him a star by giving him gradually a little better fighters every time, and not someone that expirianced cause if he loses, he can forget a title shot for next idk two years.

i know the fight could never happen, but how hard would bisping blow out conor in a press conference? is bisping the p4p bantz goat?

>>74517956
>he wants to make him a star by giving him gradually a little better fighters every time
this tb h

he should probally fight lewis next

>>74517970
Lewis is making his own way to stardom and is currently on a 6 fight winning streak. This would be just about the worst fight to make right now in the HW division. In another year or two, sure, but as of right now all that it would accomplish is killing off one fighter's hype and not necessarily increasing the other's all that much.

>>74517997
I like him for memes but Lewis sucks major dick. He's gonna get permaheemed by a legit top 5 guy who has a gameplan.

>>74517943
>No, the point it is relevant to the place they came out of not their race.

It's both. The existence of classism doesn't make racism not a thing.

>>74517962
Bantz Ranking:
Shit tier: Conor
Contrarian tier: Bisping
Patrician tier: Sonnen

>>74517997
this

>>74518009
and this. but still, HW needs new names with winning streaks.

Is Reem bull status again?

>>74518010
>>74518039
>aussie posts crying about racism
>aussie posts asking about bulls

Overeem vs the winner of Werdum/Rothwell is probably the fight to make. Seems to make the most sense if you look at the rankings.

I doubt Overeem would want any of them though. Both are weird fighters and are good counters to Overeem's style

>>74517962
To be honest I always found bisping's banter very overrated. It's just typical Brit talk.

Also context matters a lot. Mcgregors bantz causes people like to Aldo to fuck up. His taunts work coz deep down there is some truth in them that he is gonna win. Bisping bantz have led to 7 losses and arguably even more if judges weren't on his side. If it's not really affecting you then you can't call it effective.

So is Woodley demoted to Fight Pass and Fox cards now.
Dana won't have him main event for shit

>>74516374
Roids win again

>>74518062
They should make Overeem v Lewis as a #1 contender match.

>>74518062
I think Overheem beats Werdum easy

>>74518069
that's weird since I dont see how conor can be on fight pass

>>74518062
Isn't Werdum/Rothwell on the same card as Stipe/JDS? Shouldn't Stipe have a contender by that point rather than wait for Werdum/Rothwell vs Overeem?

>>74518082
COCKSUCKA THEY ALREADY REMOVED THE FUCKING SEED
THOSE MOMOS DUG IT UP AND CHOPPED IT DOWN YOU FUCK

>>74518066
McGregor bants haven't been good in ages. Ever since Aldo pulled out of their first fight he's lost his creativity and sting. Even fucking Alvarez was out-bantering him at points during their press conference. McGregor's through.

>>74517844
He's my boy, and at least the fight was entertaining. I had $250 on woodley, and I feel like I lost more money by watching that fight.

When's the next CM Punk meme fight?

>>74518101
you're corny

>>74518099
>McGregor's through.
>On the verge of fighting one of the biggest money makers in combat sports history

Yeah he's doomed, all his fans left

>>74518103
He's apparently fighting Sage Northcutt soon not sure what weight

wondermeme won

>>74518099
That is true. Nate Diaz really exposed him in the verbal area (and the fighting area lol) with a few words.

So I guess this leaves king Chael who beat bisping both verbally and physically.

>>74518103
Around UFC 213, He'll fight Rashad.

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take care of your underwears

>>74518137
McGregor's gonna have to retire if he fights Mayweather simply because all the casuals that tune in will realize that Conor ripped his entire persona off of Floyd.
Besides, who even knows if that fight's ever gonna happen.

Whos next in the line for the WW title? Is it Maia's turn at last? Woodley can't make PPVs anymore probably so why they just don't make Woodley vs Maia on some big event as a co-main event and that's it? This is the only time Maia could get a title shot. Fuck Dana if he don't do that. Ofc, after Maia wins his next fight, as far as i remember he got an opponent right?

>>74518161
that's my swede

>>74518075
What if Cain and Francis are going to fight too?

>>74518176
Maia has fight booked against Masvidal at 211, the winner of that will most likely get the title shot

>>74518075
derrick's streak is definitely long enough. He can KO Alistair but it might be too soon for him. Wouldn't also surprise me if they would match Lewis up against Cain

>>74518083
fair point. If Miocic and Rothwell both win, I could see Rothwell getting a shot though.
If Miocic/Werdum win, Miocic vs Lewis/Velasquez and Overeem vs Werdum
would make sense.
JDS/Werdum wins->JDS/Werdum and Overeem/Lewis for the title
JDS/Rothwell wins-> JDS/Overeem and Rothwell/Lewis

That's kinda how i see it play out

>>74518142
No he lost. Tyron won by majority decision. The racists need to give it a rest he's 2-0 against the #1 contender lol.

When are they announcing the Habib x Ferguson rematch?

>>74518039
there can be only 1 bull

Reem needs to fight Ngannou

>>74518174
>McGregor's gonna have to retire if he fights Mayweather simply because all the casuals that tune in will realize that Conor ripped his entire persona off of Floyd.
You're delusional if you believe this to be true 2bh

derrick lewis will never fight for the title

>>74518212
>implying someone actually think he will

MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 209:
Tyron Woodley vs Maia/Masvidal winner
Stephen Thompson vs Robbie Lawler
David Teymur vs Madadi/Duffy winner
Lando Vannata vs Jake Matthews
Daniel Kelly vs Thiago Santos
Rashad Evans vs CB Dolloway (or retire)
Alistair Overeem vs Derrick Lewis
Mark Hunt vs Travis Browne
Marcin Tybura vs Curtis Blaydes
Darren Elkins vs Renan Barao
Mirsad Bektic vs Doo Ho Choi
Iuri Alcantara vs Pedro Munhoz
Tyson Pedro vs Jordan Johnson

>TLW
Heems Koscheck
Heems Condit
Heems Lawler

>GSP
Decisions Koscheck
Decisions Condit
Ducks Lawler

Now you tell me

Who is really the GOAT?

>>74518207
When was the last time McGregor even said anything that didn't involve how rich he was? Mayweather's got 10x more money, it'll never work out.

>>74518225
>Mark Hunt vs Travis Browne
Probably makes sense, but in which reallity Browne could defeat Hunt? He deserves to be fired, there is nothing for him in UFC anymore.

>>74518225
>Alistair Overeem vs Derrick Lewis
How to finally kill a meme

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is rose headlining that card

>>74518225
>>74518272
Reem wants Ngannou

>>74518274
Nope, DJ vs Reis is
with Jacare vs Whittaker as co main.

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>>74518131
I usually pay for PVP, but I refuse to pay when Wonderboy is on the card. He's the most uninteresting, bland and non-entertaining fighter in the UFC.

Every single main card fight was better than the main event. Didn't watch prelims, but I'm sure most of them were more interesting than watching wonderboy run away and try to kick from 15 feet away.

I hope WME drops him after they see how shitty this PPV does.

>>74518281
>Alistair Overeem vs Francis Ngannou
How to kill a meme 2.0

>>74518281
This is the UFC, he doesn't get what he wants.